| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #53 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 199 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #13 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #225 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #7 | Boxing Day care package | 3 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #15 | Carol of the Bulls | 10 |
| #15 | Carol of the Hells | 10 |
| #17 | Carol of the Thrills | 10 |
| #88 | Carpathian longsword | 8 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #909 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #25 | Crimbo candle | 11 |
| #21 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 5 |
| #23 | Crimbolex watch | 6 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #26 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #8 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 4 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #10 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 4 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gasmask | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #18 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 2 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥈 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 10 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #25 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #65 | Maxing, Relaxing | 10 |
| #109 | My First Art of War | 4 |
| #15 | Neverending Party guest pass | 9 |
| 🥉 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 13 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #17 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #7 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 4 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 124 |
| #34 | Travels with Jerry | 13 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #60 | antique Canadian lantern | 3 |
| #32 | balanced antler | 4 |
| #4 | beaver punch (cherry) | 74 |
| #7 | beaver punch (papaya) | 28 |
| #4 | beaver punch (peach) | 55 |
| #18 | beavermouth | 552 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #22 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #31 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #93 | gift card | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #29 | grilled mooseflank | 94 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
| #7 | latte lovers club card | 4 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #484 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #68 | mooseflank | 152 |
| #6 | moosemeat pie | 77 |
| #72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #10 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| #51 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #33 | plastic bazooka | 3 |
| #23 | portable dam | 4 |
| #26 | pristine walrus tusk | 5 |
| #114 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| #10 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 4 |
| #33 | runny fermented egg | 7 |
| #1033 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #48 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #46 | solid gold jewel | 55 |
| #12 | thick walrus blubber | 777 |
| #26 | tiny bomb | 310 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #93 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 288 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #302 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #11 | vampyric cloake pattern | 3 |
| #11 | voter registration form | 3 |
| 🥉 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 3 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |