#113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
🥈 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 2,700 |
#9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
#859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
#135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
#34 | Amulet of Yendor | 529 |
🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
#453 | BURT | 32 |
#14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
#16 | Beach Comb Box | 2 |
#8 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 2 |
#22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
#94 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
#9 | Boxing Day care package | 3 |
#33 | Celsius 233 | 2 |
🥈 | Cheer-Up soda | 1,979 |
#548 | Chroner | 2 |
🥈 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 5 |
🥉 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 30 |
#1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
#17 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
#57 | DUFRESNE Suds | 157 |
#79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
#17 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
#8 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 2 |
#295 | FDKOL commendation | 1,501 |
#229 | FDKOL hotcakes | 18 |
#14 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 258 |
#18 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 3 |
#167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
#19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
#7 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 391 |
#95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
#9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
🥇 | Inner Strength | 234 |
🥈 | Inner Truth | 314 |
🥇 | Inner Wisdom | 174 |
#1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
#13 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
#66 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 28 |
#13 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 2 |
#88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
#260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#5 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 10,826 |
#4 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 354 |
#36 | Mysterious Black Box | 91 |
#35 | Mysterious Blue Box | 92 |
#36 | Mysterious Green Box | 100 |
#28 | Mysterious Red Box | 133 |
#14 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 3 |
#51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
#999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
#15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
#30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
#57 | Racisto Ruidoso | 8 |
#212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
#25 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 2 |
#29 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 4 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 10 |
#50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
#49 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
#28 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 4 |
#47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
#41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
#820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
#126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
#748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
#82 | Volcoino | 2 |
#23 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
#15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#29 | arrowgram | 304 |
#84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
#25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
#30 | bag of airline peanuts | 614 |
#16 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 2 |
#28 | beavermouth | 412 |
🥇 | black and white cracker | 1,152 |
#20 | black candy heart | 713 |
#8 | blood flower | 2,206 |
#62 | bone chips | 449 |
🥈 | bone meal | 95 |
#65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
#49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
#63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
#63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
#51 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
#53 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
#20 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 1 |
#12 | bottle of fire | 2,759 |
#799 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
#19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
#34 | bottle of norwhiskey | 27 |
#20 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 34 |
#20 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
#32 | bottle of whiskey | 3,983 |
#38 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 45 |
#779 | box of sunshine | 368 |
🥉 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 12 |
#28 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 4 |
#49 | brick | 679 |
🥉 | brilliant oyster egg | 304 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#63 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
#71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
#70 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
#145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
#255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
#417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
#9 | cheer-o-gram | 122 |
#4 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 33 |
#6 | cheerful antler hat | 20 |
#4 | cheerful pajama pants | 32 |
#381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
#154 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
#21 | circle drum | 1 |
#34 | clown hammer | 523 |
#14 | club necklace | 177 |
#50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
#39 | crystalline cheer | 2,702 |
🥇 | cute meteoroid | 128 |
#22 | cymbal syrup | 502 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#32 | defective skull | 526 |
🥇 | delicious salad | 51,771 |
#251 | designer handbag | 11 |
#19 | diamond necklace | 142 |
#107 | disposable lighter | 1 |
#147 | dollar-sign bag | 23 |
#2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
#33 | eldritch ichor | 657 |
#10 | eldritch scanner | 7 |
#17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
#2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#25 | encoder ring | 590 |
#156 | executive mime flask | 7 |
#155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
#32 | exploding cigar | 308 |
#29 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 795 |
#38 | fake fake vomit | 619 |
#26 | fake hand | 676 |
#63 | fat loot token | 85 |
#881 | filthy lucre | 36 |
🥈 | flaming crutch | 34,081 |
#85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
#16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
#30 | gingerbread cigarette | 1 |
#37 | glass of bourbon | 18 |
🥉 | gleaming oyster egg | 251 |
🥉 | glistening oyster egg | 447 |
#20 | grilled mooseflank | 135 |
#150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
#1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
#15 | heart necklace | 159 |
#624 | hobo nickel | 271 |
#27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
#5 | hunk of granite | 194 |
🥇 | in-the-box spring shoes | 11 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#32 | jazz soap | 553 |
#28 | joybuzzer | 584 |
#15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
#8 | kobold treasure hoard | 13 |
#13 | latte lovers club card | 3 |
#7 | li'l orphan tot | 2 |
#24 | liquid smoke | 25 |
#10 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
#59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
#4 | lustrous oyster egg | 272 |
#22 | mafia middle finger ring | 4 |
🥈 | mafia organizer badge | 101 |
#5 | mafia pinky ring | 73 |
🥇 | mafia thumb ring | 159 |
#11 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1,016 |
🥉 | magnificent oyster egg | 383 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
#150 | mime army rations | 2 |
#142 | mime army wine | 2 |
#302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
#10 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 3 |
#22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
#28 | mood ring | 472 |
#85 | mooseflank | 95 |
#18 | mushroom whiskey | 3 |
#169 | mysterious present | 1 |
#83 | nega-mushroom | 26 |
#51 | negative lump | 3,597 |
#7 | newborn kobold | 4 |
#928 | old sweatpants | 51 |
#153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
#136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
#7 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 7 |
#34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
#24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
#10 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 2 |
#18 | pantogram | 1 |
🥈 | pearlescent oyster egg | 678 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#27 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 619 |
#33 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 566 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
🥇 | portable cassette player | 11,835 |
#246 | pretty flower | 997 |
#47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
#243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#16 | puff of smoke | 998 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#56 | red coin | 1 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#6 | rodeo whiskey | 216 |
#45 | rubber emo roe | 485 |
#18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
🥈 | scintillating oyster egg | 376 |
#126 | secret from the future | 1 |
#4 | shard of double-ice | 27,047 |
#25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
#5 | shovelful of dirt | 171 |
#11 | silent B | 27 |
🥈 | silent I | 249 |
#67 | silent J | 5 |
#33 | silent M | 31 |
#54 | silent O | 13 |
🥇 | silent Q | 174 |
#106 | single atom | 14 |
#4 | sinistral homunculus | 3 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#107 | smoldering box | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
#17 | space wine | 23 |
#18 | spade necklace | 160 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
#66 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 332 |
#10 | stuffed Hodgman | 22 |
#222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
#14 | temperance whiskey | 17 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
#22 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 4 |
🥉 | tiny plastic mime executive | 31 |
#6 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 28 |
#5 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 32 |
#4 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 41 |
🥇 | tiny plastic spoiler | 1 |
#51 | tiny plastic warbear | 4 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#20 | towel | 302 |
#127 | twitching time capsule | 2 |
#21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
#21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
#20 | vampyric cloake pattern | 2 |
#8 | very fancy whiskey | 51 |
#15 | voter registration form | 2 |
#73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
#441 | whiskey and cola | 3 |
#174 | whiskey and soda | 6 |
#10 | whiskey bittersweet | 42 |
#111 | whiskey in a broken glass | 22 |
#19 | whiskey sour | 227 |
#23 | whiskey squeeze | 2 |
#32 | whoopie cushion | 596 |
#26 | wind-up chattering teeth | 680 |
🥇 | worksite credentials | 238 |
#32 | x-ray specs | 538 |
#18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
#46 | yellow snowcone | 460 |
#22 | yule pup | 6 |