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Mac_Gyver

Rank	Item	Quantity
#71	Überraschthexengebräu	5
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#17	"DRINK ME" potion	3,144
#10	"KICK ME" sign	279
#86	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#100	"caramel" orange	21
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#29	"meat" stick	158
#160	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	12
#8	1,970 carat gold	1,763
#122	1-ball	62
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#84	11-leaf clover	5
#81	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	155
#18	17-ball	1
#9	18-picohertz resonator crystal	2
#19	1952 Mickey Mantle card	671
#111	2-ball	69
#38	20-lb can of rice and beans	3
#123	25-meat staff	1
#123	3-ball	64
#109	30669 scroll	101
#103	33398 scroll	255
#934	334 scroll	1
#10	37x37x37 puzzle cube	814
#131	4-ball	64
#102	4-d camera	2
#59	4-dimensional fez	3
#11	4-dimensional guitar	340
#31	4:20 bomb	12
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#125	5-ball	59
#96	5-hour acrimony	4
#126	6-ball	62
#262	64067 scroll	1
#98	668 scroll	15
#129	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#110	7-ball	77
#50	7-inch discus	1
#129	8-ball	321
#6	8-billed baseball cap	74
#44	8-bit banana	7
#171	9-ball	7
#25	99.44% pure math	3
#53	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	16
#67	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	3
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	3
#50	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#78	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#227	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#71	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#44	A muse-bouche	11
#216	A. W. O. L. commendation	30
#77	ASCII fu manchu	3
#152	ASCII shirt	16
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#52	Accordion of Jordion	3
#26	Aerheads	2
#58	Affirmation Cookie	2
#37	Afternoon Delight	13
#107	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#15	Aggressive Carrot	1,016
#25	Agitated Turkey	5
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
#50	Alewife™ Ale	73
#10	Alexy sauce	5
#177	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#226	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#164	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#70	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#200	Alice's Army Guard	2
#245	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#160	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#166	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#183	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#170	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#254	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#173	Alice's Army Page	3
#212	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#202	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#169	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#142	Alice's Army Wallman	5
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#6	Ambitious Turkey	1,936
#19	Amnesiac Ale	5
#6	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	19
#27	Amulet of Yendor	611
#117	Ancient Protector Soda	4
#144	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#18	Angry Farmer candy	10,706
#175	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
#123	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#567	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#5	Arr, M80	100
#26	Arrow (+1)	23
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#19	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	12
#34	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	7
#51	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#41	Artist's Spatula of Despair	4
#58	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#140	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#23	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#16	Atomic Comic	16
#6	Atomic Pop	310
#67	Aura Libre	1
#35	AutumnFest ale	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#26	Aye Aye	5
#16	Aye Aye, Captain	6
#32	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#45	Azurite	2
#13	BACON	81,980
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#39	BGE merchandise order form	79
#362	BGE pocket calendar	2
#132	BGE shotglass	40
#234	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#30	BOOterfinger	13
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#177	BRAINS shorts	7
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#31	BRICKO bat	2
#4	BRICKO brick	200,204
#25	BRICKO bulwark	8
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#25	BRICKO elephant	2
#15	BRICKO eye brick	5,595
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#26	BRICKO oyster	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#37	BRICKO pearl	8
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#9	BRICKO reactor	35
#78	BRICKO stud	5
#32	BRICKO sword	2
#30	BRICKO trunk	3
#39	BRICKO turtle	2
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#7	BROS Energy Drink	407
#34	BUBBLE GUM	14
#580	BURT	4
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#12	Bal-musette accordion	4
#179	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#19	Bangyomaman battle juice	55
#123	Barney's rake	2
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#344	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	30
#332	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	7
#431	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#18	Barulio's bottle	56
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#38	Bash-Ōs cereal	30
#45	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#8	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	3
#39	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	2
#24	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	2
#5	Batfellow comic	28
#64	Battlie Light Saver	26
#41	Beach Buck	264
#16	Beach Comb Box	2
#29	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#23	Beignet Milgranet	20
#37	Belt of Howling Anger	12
#39	Ben-Gal™ Balm	297
#25	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	4
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#56	Better Than Cuddling Cake	61
#20	Bettie page	10
#57	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#38	Big Punk	10
#271	Bit O' Ectoplasm	9
#37	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#119	BitterSweetTarts	14
#15	BittyCar HotCar	2
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Body™ spray	37
#24	Black Hole	7
#99	Black No. 2	125
#140	Blackfly Chardonnay	51
#61	Blatantly Canadian	137
#216	Bling of the New Wave	6
#34	Blizzards I Have Died In	11
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#15	Blood Light	201
#23	Bloody Nora	7
#172	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#85	Bohemian rhapsody	8
#26	Boletus Broletus mushroom	4
#37	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#19	Bone's Farm "wine"	53
#731	Bonerdagon necklace	15
#36	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#67	Boots of Twilight Whispers	7
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#14	Bordeaux Marteaux	24
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#142	Boris's key lime	3
#25	Boris's key lime pie	83
#59	Boris's ring	22
#55	Boss Bat bling	52
#1506	Boss Bat britches	6
#13	Boss Drops	208
#42	Boulevardier cocktail	8
#37	Bowl of Scorpions	27
#75	Bowlet	1
#41	Boxing Day Pass	7
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#37	Bram's choker	5
#23	Brand of Violence	1
#16	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	25
#199	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	17
#19	Breathitin™	1
#15	Bright Water	17
#102	Brimstone Boxers	1
#157	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	70
#61	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#39	Bugbearclaw Donut	6
#18	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#151	Bulky Buddy Box	19
#57	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7
#28	Bustle Hustler	7
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#28	Buttery Knob	4
#134	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#129	C.H.U.M. chum	13
#51	C.H.U.M. knife	14
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#45	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	13
#28	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	12
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	11
#25	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	12
#29	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	12
#115	CRIMBCO lanyard	5
#242	CRIMBCO mug	60
#321	CRIMBCO scrip	1,000
#110	CRIMBCO wine	60
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#18	CSA all-purpose soap	577
#26	CSA bravery badge	614
#26	CSA cheerfulness ration	684
#29	CSA discount card	640
#21	CSA fire-starting kit	857
#25	CSA obedience grenade	737
#23	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	872
#22	Caipiranha	7
#14	Cajun accordion	3
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#9	Camp Scout pup tent	1,339
#14	Can of Spaghetto	3
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#47	Candicaine	4
#27	Candy Alexander	5
#35	Carol of the Bulls	5
#35	Carol of the Hells	5
#37	Carol of the Thrills	5
#20	Celsius 233	3
#25	Cement Mixer	6
#36	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#27	Chakra Libre	4
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#18	Champagne Shimmy	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#22	Charleston Choo-Choo	9
#7	Charter: Nellyville	11
#19	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#8	Ched	2
#151	Cheer-Up soda	2
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#70	Cherry Cloaca Cola	40
#10	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	24
#116	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#19	Chester's moustache	4
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#10	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	4
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#37	Chinese curse words	9
#71	Choco-Mint patty	3
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#12	Chorale of Companionship	5
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#25	Chroner	3,029
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#31	Chubby and Plump bar	3
#35	Churchill	1
#41	Cinco Mayo Lager	7
#20	Citrus Crush wine cooler	23
#6	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#25	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#8	Clan speakeasy	1
#68	Clara's bell	8
#475	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#72	Claybender glasses	10
#48	Climate Colada	1
#12	Cloaca Cola Polar	1,854
#378	Cloaca grenade	45
#914	Cloaca-Cola	18
#495	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
#63	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	36
#74	Cloaca-Cola helmet	30
#302	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	9
#92	Cloaca-Cola shield	23
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#45	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#58	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	28
#9	Cobra Bowl	4
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#697	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#37	Coily™	2
#21	Coinspiracy	2,156
#320	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#9	Cold Fang	1
#68	Cold Hots candy	516
#27	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	39
#100	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	13
#53	Comet Drop	2
#105	Comet Pop	1
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
#50	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	48
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#58	Cookbook of the Damned	9
#35	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#668	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
🥇	Cornbeefadon	364
#76	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	17
#32	Corpse Island iced tea	106
#24	Cosmic Calorie	3,163
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#25	Covers-Your-Head	1
#81	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#41	Crazymaker	4
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#19	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	125
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#504	Crimbo Credit	3
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#29	Crimbo Factory surprise box	62
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#11	Crimbo candied pecan	3,099
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#7	Crimbo cookie sheet	100
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#143	Crimbo food scraps	14
#11	Crimbo fudge	3,193
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#9	Crimbo peppermint bark	3,189
#27	Crimbo pie	303
#143	Crimbo salad	6
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#71	Crimbo wreath	8
#176	Crimbojito	1
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#39	Crimbonium fuel rod	100
#163	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#229	Crimbot battery	2
#54	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	101
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#54	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	102
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#51	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	101
#21	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	101
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#53	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	101
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#172	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#40	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	51
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#313	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	2
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#171	Crimboween memo	50
#125	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#111	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#183	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#134	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#783	Crimbuck	1,029
#16	Crimbylow-rise jeans	2
#11	Crown of Thrones	3
#203	Crown of the Goblin King	102
#12	Cursed Punch	24
#97	D roll	139
#17	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#30	DNOTC Box	8
#82	DUFRESNE Suds	109
#24	Dad's brandy	11
#50	Daffy Taffy	1,238
#4	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	275
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	295
#4	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	262
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	273
#5	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	278
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	264
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	314
#34	Daisy's unclean bloomers	5
🥈	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	11
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#19	Dark & Starry	7
#79	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#6	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	309
#77	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
🥉	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	168
#96	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	52
#189	Diet Cloaca Cola	7
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#249	Disco Banjo	2
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#101	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#15	Disgeist	16
#47	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#18	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#18	Divine	131
#315	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	7
#79	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	205
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#310	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	3
#39	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#246	Doc's Miracle Cure	5
#9	Doc's Smartifying Wine	17
#14	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	5
#56	Dogsgotnonoz pills	8
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#82	Dolphin King's crown	46
#160	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	70
#17	Doublepunchplanter	7
#73	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	44
#39	Drac & Tan	5
#53	Dramatic™ range	32
#16	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#5	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	3
#76	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	143
#12	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	3
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#5	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	61
#6	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4
#6	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	18
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#6	Drip Institute petri dish	11
#13	Drip harness	2
#13	Driplet	29
#53	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	7
#146	Drowsy Sword	124
#15	Drunk Uncles holo-record	2
#43	Drunken Astrophysicist	3
#24	Drunken Neurologist	5
#17	Drunken Philosopher	6
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#26	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#46	Dump Truck	3
#86	Duskwalker fangs	5
#63	Duskwalker syringe	19
#205	Dust bunny	1
#55	Dweebisol™ inhaler	8
#68	Dyspepsi grenade	161
#124	Dyspepsi-Cola	613
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#237	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	10
#191	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#573	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
#148	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	13
#332	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#10	EMD holo-record	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#17	Earth and Firewater	6
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#13	Eau de Guaneau	46
#269	Ecto-Cooler	4
#8	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#38	Effermint™ tablets	186
#30	Egnaro berry	1
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#218	El Sombrero De Lopez	10
#28	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#28	El Vibrato drone	4
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#40	El Vibrato power sphere	54
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#156	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#18	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	21
#148	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
#36	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	9
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#496	yellow striped oyster egg	5
🥈	yeti fur	311,208
#665	yo	13
#484	yo-yo	63
#77	yohohoyo	48
#104	your own black heart	1
#34	yule grog	1
#19	yule gruel	1,250
#62	yule hatchet	9
#102	yule pup	1
#70	yummy death watch beetle	25
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#47	zmobie	25
#13	zombie	68
#7	zombie accordion	2
#74	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#44	zombie hollandaise	54
#7	zombie mariachi hat	2
#28	zombie mariachi pants	1
#11	zombie pineal gland	132

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