Mac_Gyver

RankItemQuantity
#71Überraschthexengebräu5
#6"DEBBIE" tattoo kit1
#17"DRINK ME" potion3,144
#12"KICK ME" sign279
#87"Remember the Trees" Shirt2
#104"caramel" orange21
#25"honey" dipper1
#28"meat" stick158
#160'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign12
#91,970 carat gold1,763
#1261-ball62
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#8811-leaf clover5
#811337 7r0uZ0RZ155
#1817-ball1
#918-picohertz resonator crystal2
#181952 Mickey Mantle card691
#1132-ball69
#4120-lb can of rice and beans3
#12425-meat staff1
#1253-ball64
#10930669 scroll101
#10333398 scroll255
#934334 scroll1
#1037x37x37 puzzle cube814
#1344-ball64
#1034-d camera2
#614-dimensional fez3
#124-dimensional guitar340
#334:20 bomb12
#1015-Alarm Saucepan4
#1295-ball59
#995-hour acrimony4
#1296-ball62
#26264067 scroll1
#98668 scroll15
#1307-Foot Dwarven mattock30
#1127-ball77
#507-inch discus1
#1338-ball321
#68-billed baseball cap74
#478-bit banana7
#1779-ball7
#2599.44% pure math3
#54A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes16
#66A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 13
#74A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 23
#49A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 33
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#76A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 53
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#67A Guide to Burning Leaves1
#48A Light that Never Goes Out2
#45A muse-bouche11
#216A. W. O. L. commendation30
#79ASCII fu manchu3
#152ASCII shirt16
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#87Abyssal ember1
#52Accordion of Jordion3
#27Aerheads2
#60Affirmation Cookie2
#38Afternoon Delight13
#106Agent Corrigan's cigarette3
#7Agent Mauve1
#15Aggressive Carrot1,016
#28Agitated Turkey5
#23Aldebaran sardines2
#50Alewife™ Ale73
#11Alexy sauce5
#180Alice's Army Alchemist3
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#169Alice's Army Cleric2
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
#205Alice's Army Guard2
#248Alice's Army Halberder1
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#167Alice's Army Horseman2
#170Alice's Army Lanceman2
#188Alice's Army Mad Bomber3
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#176Alice's Army Ninja3
#258Alice's Army Nurse1
#177Alice's Army Page3
#216Alice's Army Shieldmaiden2
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#205Alice's Army Spearsman2
#174Alice's Army Swordsman3
#146Alice's Army Wallman5
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#6Ambitious Turkey1,936
#20Amnesiac Ale5
#6Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes19
#30Amulet of Yendor611
#118Ancient Protector Soda4
#146Ancient Saucehelm11
#184Angelhair Culottes6
#18Angry Farmer candy10,706
#176Angry Farmer's Wife Candy7
#124Ankh of Badahnkadh3
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#6Arr, M80100
#30Arrow (+1)23
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#19Artist's Butterknife of Regret12
#35Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness7
#52Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury2
#42Artist's Spatula of Despair4
#62Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#141Asleep in the Cemetery9
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#16Atomic Comic16
#6Atomic Pop310
#69Aura Libre1
#37AutumnFest ale9
#27Ax of L'rose1
#27Aye Aye5
#19Aye Aye, Captain6
#33Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth4
#49Azurite2
#11BACON85,080
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#39BGE merchandise order form79
#364BGE pocket calendar2
#132BGE shotglass40
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#32BOOterfinger13
#20BOOtonniere4
#177BRAINS shorts7
#28BRICKO airship1
#30BRICKO bat2
#4BRICKO brick200,204
#25BRICKO bulwark8
#21BRICKO cathedral1
#25BRICKO egg1
#24BRICKO elephant2
#15BRICKO eye brick5,595
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#69BRICKO hat1
#32BRICKO octopus1
#40BRICKO ooze2
#25BRICKO oyster2
#34BRICKO pants2
#37BRICKO pearl8
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#38BRICKO python1
#9BRICKO reactor35
#77BRICKO stud5
#33BRICKO sword2
#32BRICKO trunk3
#38BRICKO turtle2
#18BRICKO vacuum cleaner1
#7BROS Energy Drink407
#34BUBBLE GUM14
#589BURT4
#75Baja sopapilla8
#13Bal-musette accordion4
#180Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental6
#19Bangyomaman battle juice55
#124Barney's rake2
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#349Baron von Ratsworth's monocle30
#333Baron von Ratsworth's tophat7
#433Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler4
#18Barulio's bottle56
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#38Bash-Ōs cereal30
#46Bastille Battalion cheese wheel2
#8Bastille Battalion control rig crate3
#39Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher2
#25Bastille Battalion tattoo kit2
#5Batfellow comic28
#64Battlie Light Saver26
#41Beach Buck264
#15Beach Comb Box2
#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#24Beignet Milgranet20
#36Belt of Howling Anger12
#39Ben-Gal™ Balm297
#25Benetton's Medley of Diversity4
#8Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog2
#57Better Than Cuddling Cake61
#21Bettie page10
#58Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook10
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#39Big Punk10
#272Bit O' Ectoplasm9
#40Bit O' Quail Spleen6
#118BitterSweetTarts14
#14BittyCar HotCar2
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#9BittyCar SoulCar2
#209Bjorn's Hammer2
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#22Black Body™ spray37
#24Black Hole7
#99Black No. 2125
#141Blackfly Chardonnay51
#61Blatantly Canadian137
#218Bling of the New Wave6
#34Blizzards I Have Died In11
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#16Blood Light201
#25Bloody Nora7
#173Blue Diamond of Honesty3
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#86Bohemian rhapsody8
#29Boletus Broletus mushroom4
#44Boltsmann ID badge1
#19Bone's Farm "wine"53
#734Bonerdagon necklace15
#36Bonestabber1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#24Boosty Juice1
#67Boots of Twilight Whispers7
#214Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#14Bordeaux Marteaux24
#4Boris's Helm (askew)1
#144Boris's key lime3
#25Boris's key lime pie83
#59Boris's ring22
#56Boss Bat bling52
#1513Boss Bat britches6
#13Boss Drops208
#44Boulevardier cocktail8
#37Bowl of Scorpions27
#75Bowlet1
#41Boxing Day Pass7
#14Boxing Day care package2
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#38Bram's choker5
#24Brand of Violence1
#15Breakfast Blast wine cooler25
#201Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air17
#22Breathitin™1
#15Bright Water17
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#157Brimstone Chicken Sandwich70
#63Bruno's blessing of Mars5
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#39Bugbearclaw Donut6
#19Build-a-City Gingerbread kit1
#149Bulky Buddy Box19
#61Burt's blessing of Bacchus7
#29Bustle Hustler7
#15Buttery Boy1
#28Buttery Knob4
#135C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button4
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#128C.H.U.M. chum13
#51C.H.U.M. knife14
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#44CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)13
#27CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)12
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)11
#24CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)12
#28CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)12
#115CRIMBCO lanyard5
#242CRIMBCO mug60
#321CRIMBCO scrip1,000
#110CRIMBCO wine60
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#19CSA all-purpose soap577
#27CSA bravery badge614
#26CSA cheerfulness ration684
#30CSA discount card640
#21CSA fire-starting kit857
#25CSA obedience grenade737
#23CSA scoutmaster's "water"872
#23Caipiranha7
#15Cajun accordion3
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#9Camp Scout pup tent1,339
#14Can of Spaghetto3
#85Can-Can skirt1
#49Candicaine4
#30Candy Alexander5
#35Carol of the Bulls5
#35Carol of the Hells5
#37Carol of the Thrills5
#19Celsius 2333
#25Cement Mixer6
#37Centauri fish wine2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#133Cerebral Crossbow2
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#28Chakra Libre4
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#21Champagne Shimmy1
#80Charity's choker2
#25Charleston Choo-Choo9
#8Charter: Nellyville11
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#9Ched2
#152Cheer-Up soda2
🥇Chef Boy, R&D's business card1
#69Cherry Cloaca Cola40
#10Cherrytastrophe wine cooler24
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#19Chester's moustache4
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#9ChibiBuddy™ (off)4
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#37Chinese curse words9
#73Choco-Mint patty3
#37Choker of the Ultragoth2
#12Chorale of Companionship5
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#26Chroner3,029
#15Chroner cross1
#17Chroner trigger1
#33Chubby and Plump bar3
#36Churchill1
#41Cinco Mayo Lager7
#20Citrus Crush wine cooler23
#5Clan Carnival Game1
#7Clan Floundry1
#43Clan VIP Lounge invitation2
#7Clan speakeasy1
#69Clara's bell8
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#73Claybender glasses10
#48Climate Colada1
#12Cloaca Cola Polar1,854
#380Cloaca grenade45
#915Cloaca-Cola18
#496Cloaca-Cola c-rations7
#64Cloaca-Cola fatigues36
#75Cloaca-Cola helmet30
#301Cloaca-Cola knapsack9
#93Cloaca-Cola shield23
#181Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife4
#45Cloak of Dire Shadows10
#59Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau28
#11Cobra Bowl4
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#699Codpiece of the Goblin King11
#37Coily™2
#20Coinspiracy2,156
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#9Cold Fang1
#68Cold Hots candy516
#27Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce39
#101Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket13
#53Comet Drop2
#103Comet Pop1
#12Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium2
#50Connery's Elixir of Audacity48
#9Convincing People You Can See The Future3
#58Cookbook of the Damned9
#36Cool Brunch Pastaco1
#673Copper Alpha of Sincerity3
🥇Cornbeefadon364
#76Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket17
#32Corpse Island iced tea106
#24Cosmic Calorie3,163
#9Counterclockwise Watch1
#28Covers-Your-Head1
#82Cracklin' Oat Bran6
#42Crazymaker4
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#134Crimbeau de toilette1
#17Crimbo Candy Cookbook132
#41Crimbo Carol tattoo kit1
#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#505Crimbo Credit3
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#30Crimbo Factory surprise box62
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#11Crimbo candied pecan3,099
#161Crimbo candle1
#7Crimbo cookie sheet100
#110Crimbo crystal shards1
#158Crimbo dinner1
#18Crimbo dog sweater1
#147Crimbo food scraps14
#11Crimbo fudge3,193
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#74Crimbo paste1
#9Crimbo peppermint bark3,189
#28Crimbo pie303
#144Crimbo salad6
#15Crimbo sapling1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#17Crimbo training manual1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#71Crimbo wreath8
#175Crimbojito1
#58Crimbolex watch2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#39Crimbonium fuel rod100
#168Crimbosmopolitan1
#53Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision2
#62Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping2
#47Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency2
#229Crimbot battery2
#53Crimbot schematic: Big Head101
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#53Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs102
#171Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan2
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#30Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler1
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#50Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise101
#21Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis101
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#163Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module2
#52Crimbot schematic: Power Arm101
#180Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler2
#171Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head2
#24Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#39Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker51
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#312Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet2
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#171Crimboween memo50
#127Crimboysters Rockefeller2
#126Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#109Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)1
#210Crimbuccaneer flotsam1
#58Crimbuccaneer lantern1
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#153Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso1
#84Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss1
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#783Crimbuck1,029
#16Crimbylow-rise jeans2
#11Crown of Thrones3
#204Crown of the Goblin King102
#12Cursed Punch24
#98D roll139
#16DIY protonic accelerator kit1
#30DNOTC Box8
#84DUFRESNE Suds109
#24Dad's brandy11
#50Daffy Taffy1,238
#4Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually275
🥈Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting295
#4Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested262
🥈Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master273
#5Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart278
🥉Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose264
🥈Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week314
#34Daisy's unclean bloomers5
🥈Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield11
#205Danglin' Chad's loincloth3
#19Dark & Starry7
#72Dark Jill-of-All-Trades1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#12Dear Past Self Package1
#5Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe309
#81Dennis's blessing of Minerva4
🥉Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce168
#96Dickory Farms Gift Basket52
#189Diet Cloaca Cola7
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#22Dinsey face paint1
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#8Dinsey tattoo kit1
#13Dinsey's brain1
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#251Disco Banjo2
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#102Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate3
#15Disgeist16
#48Dish of Clarified Butter1
#16Distant Woods Getaway Brochure2
#18Divine131
#315Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment7
#80Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir205
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#40Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum3
#35Doc's Fortifying Wine1
#36Doc's Limbering Wine1
#24Doc's Medical-Grade Wine1
#246Doc's Miracle Cure5
#10Doc's Smartifying Wine17
#15Doc's Special Reserve Wine5
#56Dogsgotnonoz pills8
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
🥈Dolph Bossin's charity note1
#83Dolphin King's crown46
#160Double Bacon Beelzeburger70
#18Doublepunchplanter7
#73Dr. Hobo's scalpel44
#40Drac & Tan5
#53Dramatic™ range32
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#5Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge3
#77Dreadsylvanian Almanac page143
#13Dreadsylvanian clockwork key1
#15Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned1
#13Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy1
#15Dreadsylvanian grimlet3
#8Dreadsylvanian hemlock1
#14Dreadsylvanian hot toddy1
#5Dreadsylvanian seed pod61
#6Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie4
#6Dreadsylvanian skeleton key18
#15Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple1
#23Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#13Dreadsylvanian stew1
#7Drip Institute petri dish11
#15Drip harness2
#16Driplet29
#54Drizzlers™ Black Licorice7
#146Drowsy Sword124
#15Drunk Uncles holo-record2
#44Drunken Astrophysicist3
#24Drunken Neurologist5
#20Drunken Philosopher6
#23Drunkula's cape1
#7Drunkula's ring of haze1
#28Drunkula's silky pants1
#47Dump Truck3
#86Duskwalker fangs5
#63Duskwalker syringe19
#205Dust bunny1
#56Dweebisol™ inhaler8
#70Dyspepsi grenade161
#125Dyspepsi-Cola613
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#240Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues10
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#574Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack3
#151Dyspepsi-Cola shield13
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#10EMD holo-record2
#42Earring of Fire2
#18Earth and Firewater6
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#13Eau de Guaneau46
#271Ecto-Cooler4
#6Ed the Undying exhibit crate2
#38Effermint™ tablets186
#32Egnaro berry1
🥇Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper1
#219El Sombrero De Lopez10
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#28El Vibrato drone4
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#40El Vibrato power sphere54
#47El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)2
#160El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#18El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)21
#150El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)4
#37El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)9
#15El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)11
#56El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)7
#5El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)35
#62El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)16
#33El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)19
#19El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)21
#59El Vibrato restraints6
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#66Elder Turtle Shell17
#10Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror5
#32Eldritch snap3
#23Electric Punch1
#108Elf Army machine parts15
#52Elf Farm Raffle ticket88
#92Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#117Elf Guard eyedrops1
#83Elf Guard hotpants1
#100Elf Guard mouthknife1
#118Elf Guard payroll bag1
#54Elf Guard squirtgun1
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#228Elfin shortbread4
#43Elizabeth's paintbrush5
#85Ellsbury's journal1
#81Ellsbury's skull1
#59Elmley shades23
#33Elron's Explosive Etude3
#91Elvish delight4
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#38Elvish underarmor1
#259En Una Fila Tequila1
#57Enchanted Flyswatter9
#89Enchanted Plunger3
#25Energy Buzz Pastaco1
#14Engorged Sausages and You2
#242Ent cider48
#28Event Horizon7
#25Everlasting Deckswabber85
#25Every Day is Like This Sundae7
#28Extra-slimy Slimosa3
#29Extrovermectin™1
#42Eye Agate2
#30Eye and a Twist3
#25FDKOL commendation19,174
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#16FDKOL hotcakes503
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#11Fabiotion8
#45Falcon™ Maltese Liquor1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#62Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square3
#20Fantasma en la Máquina158
#15FantasyRealm guest pass1
#17FantasyRealm membership packet2
#20Fauna Libre9
#27Feliz Navidad2
#186Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots70
#35Ferrigno's Elixir of Power59
#28Fettris2
#1366Feynman gate3
#9Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy14
#34Finnish Fish2
#32Firewater3
#115Fitspiration™ poster8
#41Five Second Energy™1
#7Flag by the Foot™7
#41Flamin' Whatshisname21
#45Flaming Caipiranha3
#33Flaming Knob5
#51Flaming Mohobo3
#31Flaming Sazerorc5
#31Flan in the Moon1
#26Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory1
#8Flaskfull of Hollow5,978
#15Fleshazole™4
#37Flying Caipiranha2
#16Fog Murderer29
#30Folder Holder1
#9Former Sheriff Dan's tin star15
#30Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit2
#47Frankly Mr. Shank1
#103Frat Army FGF75
#4Freddie's blessing of Mercury204
#33Freddy Kruegerand734
#18French bronilla brogurt5
🥇French slippers1
#7French-Transylvanian Dictionary1
#63Friendliness Beverage171
#21Friendly Turkey6
#46Frigid Northern Beans3
#77Frogade10
#14Fromage Pinotage23
#40Frost™ brand sword4
#84Frosty's arm1
#31Frosty's carrot3
#17Frosty's frosty mug133
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#6Frosty's old silk hat11
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#25Frown Exerciser2
#86Fu Manchu Wax4
#152Fudge Fiber Armor Plating4
#248Fudgie Roll1
#42Fun-Guy spore10
#15FunFunds™5,628
🥈Fuzzby1
#30Fuzzy Tentacle4
#23GOTO378
#15Gabarbar3
#33Gaia beads160
#34Galapagosian Cuisses16
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Wow, that's 8,007,233 items total!

what items are this player missing?