| #90 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #10 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 5 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #34 | Bag o' Tricks | 2 |
| #8 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 3 |
| #24 | Batfellow comic | 10 |
| 🥇 | Beach Comb Box | 10 |
| #4 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #80 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 3 |
| 🥉 | Boosty Juice | 10 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #7 | Boxing Day care package | 3 |
| #13 | Buddy Bjorn | 2 |
| #7 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #60 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 10 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 10 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 10 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 10 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 10 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #19 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #5 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #7 | Clan Floundry | 1 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #11 | Clan looking glass | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #7 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 3 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbeau de toilette | 100 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo sapling | 3 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #21 | Crown of Thrones | 2 |
| 🥇 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 11 |
| #6 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #9 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 5 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #4 | Dear Past Self Package | 3 |
| #609 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #11 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 2 |
| #9 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 3 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 4 |
| #19 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 3 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #7 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #15 | Folder Holder | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 10 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #13 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 2 |
| #9 | God Lobster Egg | 3 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #4 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 3 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr application | 3 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #18 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | Idol of Ak'gyxoth | 1 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #12 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
| #6 | Jarlsberg's pan | 2 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #22 | Juju Mojo Mask | 2 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #7 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 3 |
| #8 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 3 |
| 🥉 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 3 |
| #4 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 3 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #35 | Libram of BRICKOs | 2 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #16 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 2 |
| #17 | Libram of Resolutions | 2 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #25 | Loathing Legion knife | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #8 | Manual of Numberology | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #4 | MayDayâ„¢ contract | 5 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #26 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #7 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #24 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 2 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #20 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 2 |
| #22 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
| #5 | New-You Club Membership Form | 3 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #18 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #10 | Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form | 3 |
| #4 | Pack of Every Card | 5 |
| #13 | Pantsgiving | 2 |
| #10 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 3 |
| #7 | PirateRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 2 |
| #9 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 3 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #5 | Rock Garden Guide | 6 |
| 🥉 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 8 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #9 | Snow Suit | 2 |
| #13 | SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box | 3 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥉 | Source terminal | 3 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spacegate access badge | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #322 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 10 |
| #99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
| #131 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #6 | The Big Book of Communism | 3 |
| #15 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 2 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 10 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 10 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 10 |
| #12 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 10 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 10 |
| #11 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 10 |
| #352 | The Joy of Wassailing | 10 |
| #9 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #10 | The Necbronomicon | 10 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #12 | The Smith's Tome | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #13 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
| #10 | Thor's Pliers | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #40 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 2 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #5 | Unagnimated Gnome | 3 |
| #59 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #99 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 10 |
| #11 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #8 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 2 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Witchess Set | 4 |
| 🥈 | X-32-F snowman crate | 3 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #19 | adventurer clone egg | 2 |
| 🥉 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| 🥈 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 3 |
| #4 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 4 |
| 🥈 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 7 |
| 🥈 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 4 |
| #45 | alien source code printout | 10 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #73 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| 🥉 | baby camelCalf | 3 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #4 | bag of Iunion stones | 3 |
| #11 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 3 |
| #12 | ball-in-a-cup | 10 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #10 | book of facts | 10 |
| 🥇 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 5 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #10 | box o' ghosts | 3 |
| #19 | box of bear arms | 2 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #14 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 5 |
| #9 | boxed august scepter | 8 |
| #4 | boxed autumn-aton | 7 |
| #31 | boxed bat wings | 3 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #33 | breaded beer | 10 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #213 | can of V-11 | 2 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #7 | closed-circuit phone system | 8 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| 🥉 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 10 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #23 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #4 | cosmic bucket | 1 |
| #22 | cotton candy cocoon | 3 |
| #31 | cranberry schnapps | 10 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| 🥉 | cursed monkey glove | 16 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #6 | deactivated nanobots | 3 |
| #8 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 3 |
| #20 | deed to Oliver's Place | 4 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| 🥉 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 11 |
| 🥈 | detective school application | 5 |
| 🥈 | disconnected intergnat | 5 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #7 | emotion chip | 3 |
| #33 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #8 | fist turkey outline | 3 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #24 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #32 | gift-a-pult | 10 |
| #45 | gingerbread house | 10 |
| #9 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 10 |
| #5 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 10 |
| #16 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 10 |
| #32 | glowing frisbee | 2 |
| #8 | golden monkey statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | grey gosling | 10 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #13 | handmade hobby horse | 10 |
| 🥇 | haunted doghouse | 8 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart-shaped crate | 5 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #13 | hibernating robot reindeer | 2 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #5 | hobo nickel | 82,961 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #4 | hungover chauvinist pig | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #31 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #29 | infant sandworm | 2 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #4 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #8 | kitten burglar | 3 |
| #18 | latte lovers club card | 2 |
| 🥉 | li'l orphan tot | 4 |
| #40 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #4 | locked mumming trunk | 3 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| 🥈 | lucky Tam O'Shatner | 1 |
| 🥇 | machine elf capsule | 10 |
| #143 | magical pony: Uniquity | 20 |
| #37 | marshmallow flambé | 10 |
| #9 | mini kiwi egg | 5 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #9 | mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag | 3 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥉 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 3 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #4 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 6 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #4 | orphan baby yeti | 1 |
| 🥈 | over-the-shoulder Folder Holder | 1 |
| #13 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 3 |
| #18 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 4 |
| 🥉 | packaged June cleaver | 10 |
| #7 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 9 |
| #5 | packaged Pocket Professor | 3 |
| #25 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #7 | packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe | 3 |
| #11 | packaged backup camera | 3 |
| 🥈 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 23 |
| #8 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 3 |
| #6 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #5 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 3 |
| #7 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 3 |
| #8 | packaged model train set | 8 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #5 | pantogram | 3 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #15 | photo booth sized crate | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #14 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| 🥈 | portable Mayo Clinic | 3 |
| #13 | potato alarm clock | 20 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #6 | power seed | 3 |
| #5 | praying Grim Brother | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #14 | record of infuriating silence | 2 |
| #11 | record of menacing silence | 2 |
| #11 | record of tranquil silence | 2 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #4 | red-spotted snapper roe | 3 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #14 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 3 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #37 | sane hatrack | 2 |
| #10 | set of jacks | 10 |
| #9 | shortest-order cook | 3 |
| 🥈 | shrine to the Barrel god | 5 |
| #5 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 8 |
| #6 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 8 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | sinistral homunculus | 3 |
| #7 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 8 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #34 | soy cordial | 10 |
| 🥇 | space planula | 13 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #24 | squamous polyp | 2 |
| 🥉 | still grill | 3 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #43 | string of Crimbo lights | 10 |
| #28 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| 🥈 | sucker hakama | 900 |
| 🥇 | sucker kabuto | 900 |
| 🥇 | sucker tachi | 900 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #4 | suspicious package | 3 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #5 | talisman of Seshat | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #4 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 5 |
| 🥇 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 10 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #19 | unemployed hunchbacked minion | 1 |
| #12 | unevolved organism | 3 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #6 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 3 |
| #5 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 3 |
| #7 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 5 |
| #4 | unpowered Robortender | 2 |
| #22 | untorn tearaway pants package | 3 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #12 | vampyric cloake pattern | 3 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #11 | voter registration form | 3 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #55 | warbear empathy chip | 10 |
| #105 | warbear metalworking primer | 10 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #253 | warbear requisition box | 10 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
| #4 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 3 |
| 🥈 | yellow puck | 3 |
| 🥇 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 3 |
| #42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |