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Nikademus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#11	Überraschthexengebräu	129
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#14	"DRINK ME" potion	3,605
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#6	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	14
#38	"KICK ME" sign	62
#82	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	3
#131	"caramel" orange	14
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#34	"meat" stick	124
#9	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	90
#46	1,970 carat gold	58
#60	1-ball	154
#9	1.21 jigawatts	23
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#19	100-Watt bulb	10
#21	11-leaf clover	188
#43	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	436
#112	1952 Mickey Mantle card	33
#36	2-ball	298
#17	20-lb can of rice and beans	26
#15	25-meat staff	47
#42	3-ball	223
#21	30669 scroll	423
#65	33398 scroll	442
#6	334 scroll	667
#47	37x37x37 puzzle cube	142
#33	4-ball	346
#31	4-d camera	15
#9	4-dimensional fez	37
#46	4-dimensional guitar	83
#49	4:20 bomb	7
#7	5-Alarm Saucepan	54
#41	5-ball	206
#7	5-hour acrimony	3,925
#45	6-ball	194
#7	64067 scroll	186
#7	668 scroll	368
#19	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	312
#66	7-ball	145
#7	7-inch discus	17
#141	8-ball	286
#8	8-billed baseball cap	25
#27	8-bit banana	16
#50	9-ball	35
#14	99.44% pure math	10
#74	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#133	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#50	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#89	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#104	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#14	A Light that Never Goes Out	27
#9	A muse-bouche	142
#13	A. W. O. L. commendation	202
#21	ASCII fu manchu	63
#45	ASCII shirt	85
#5	Abyssal ember	26
#15	Accordion of Jordion	17
#17	Aerheads	8
#23	Affirmation Cookie	37
#20	Afternoon Delight	45
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#26	Aggressive Carrot	205
#34	Agitated Turkey	3
#8	Aiolion	2
#22	Aldebaran sardines	3
#15	Alewife™ Ale	431
#5	Alexy sauce	40
#48	Alice's Army Alchemist	35
#131	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#65	Alice's Army Cleric	11
#82	Alice's Army Coward	8
#83	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#29	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#74	Alice's Army Guard	19
#83	Alice's Army Halberder	15
#128	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#91	Alice's Army Horseman	8
#103	Alice's Army Lanceman	6
#122	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	8
#83	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#108	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#104	Alice's Army Nurse	11
#102	Alice's Army Page	10
#87	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	16
#70	Alice's Army Sniper	4
#68	Alice's Army Spearsman	19
#69	Alice's Army Swordsman	22
#70	Alice's Army Wallman	21
#26	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#21	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	12
#8	Amanitee	2
#20	Ambitious Turkey	480
#14	Amnesiac Ale	6
#20	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	8
#10	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	4
#75	Amulet of Yendor	265
#36	Ancient Protector Soda	19
#26	Ancient Saucehelm	32
#20	Angelhair Culottes	23
#110	Angry Farmer candy	1,589
#88	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
#24	Ankh of Badahnkadh	37
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#16	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#34	Argarggagarg's fang	23
#8	Arr, M80	53
#11	Arrow (+1)	1,006
#14	Arrrmetia trading card	13
#13	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	16
#11	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	21
#10	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	26
#15	Artist's Spatula of Despair	14
#9	Artist's Whisk of Misery	20
#13	Asleep in the Cemetery	60
#4	Ass-Stompers of Violence	5
#24	Atomic Comic	12
#58	Atomic Pop	20
#15	Aura Libre	14
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#14	AutumnFest ale	394
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#5	Aye Aye	28
#6	Aye Aye, Captain	20
#9	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	28
#16	Azurite	917
#8	BACON	148,660
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#47	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#24	BGE pocket calendar	15
#55	BGE shotglass	66
#47	BGE temporary tattoo	13
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#13	BOOterfinger	35
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#9	BRICKO bat	50
#35	BRICKO brick	18,974
#7	BRICKO bulwark	60
#11	BRICKO cathedral	2
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#7	BRICKO elephant	28
#75	BRICKO eye brick	1,151
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#6	BRICKO hat	26
#6	BRICKO octopus	24
#8	BRICKO ooze	60
#7	BRICKO oyster	41
#6	BRICKO pants	25
#14	BRICKO pearl	80
#13	BRICKO pyramid	4
#6	BRICKO python	21
#8	BRICKO reactor	36
#28	BRICKO stud	65
#8	BRICKO sword	25
#7	BRICKO trunk	50
#12	BRICKO turtle	32
#9	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	3
#15	BROS Energy Drink	106
#17	BUBBLE GUM	52
#326	BURT	76
#74	Bag o' Tricks	1
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#12	Bal-musette accordion	4
#20	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	23
#8	Bangyomaman battle juice	113
#91	Barney's rake	3
#5	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	59
#154	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	59
#23	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	60
#94	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	27
#13	Barulio's bottle	77
#51	Bash-Ōs boxtop	15
#19	Bash-Ōs cereal	110
#39	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#41	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#21	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
#21	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#14	Battlie Light Saver	156
#17	Beach Buck	787
#5	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	14
#25	Beignet Milgranet	14
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
🥇	Belt of Loathing	4
#37	Ben-Gal™ Balm	408
#76	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#115	Better Than Cuddling Cake	20
#15	Bettie page	16
#8	Bicycle	2
#33	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	12
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#17	Big Punk	32
#12	Bit O' Ectoplasm	442
#8	Bit O' Quail Spleen	56
#42	BitterSweetTarts	179
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#34	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#9	Bjorn's Hammer	45
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#4	Black Body™ spray	324
#7	Black Hole	17
#45	Black No. 2	368
#31	Blackfly Chardonnay	502
#46	Blatantly Canadian	257
#20	Bling of the New Wave	22
#30	Blizzards I Have Died In	12
#57	Blood 'n' Plenty	10
#253	Blood Light	16
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#12	Bloody Nora	13
#35	Blue Diamond of Honesty	13
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#15	Bohemian rhapsody	183
#7	Boletus Broletus mushroom	29
#45	Bone's Farm "wine"	26
#186	Bonerdagon necklace	51
#36	Bonestabber	1
#70	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	4
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#53	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#37	Boozehounds Anonymous token	30
#9	Bordeaux Marteaux	75
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#15	Boris's beer	2
#13	Boris's bread	2
#4	Boris's key lime	155
#11	Boris's key lime pie	139
#9	Boris's ring	164
#25	Boss Bat bling	87
#134	Boss Bat britches	86
#35	Boss Drops	53
#20	Boulevardier cocktail	21
#11	Bowl of Scorpions	285
#31	Bowlet	5
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#5	Brain Food Pastaco	14
#11	Bram's choker	32
🥉	Brand of Violence	5
#20	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	14
#60	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	24
🥉	Breathitin™	139
#6	Bright Water	34
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#7	Brimstone Bracelet	2
#13	Brimstone Brooch	2
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#74	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	179
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#28	Bruno's blessing of Mars	16
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#12	Bugbearclaw Donut	45
#18	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#57	Bulky Buddy Box	50
#23	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	31
#11	Bustle Hustler	53
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#8	Buttery Knob	22
🥈	Byte	1
#19	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	21
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#8	C.H.U.M. chum	265
#10	C.H.U.M. knife	87
#8	C.H.U.M. lantern	14
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#302	CRIMBCO mug	48
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#251	CRIMBCO wine	30
#9	CRIMBCOIDS mints	161
#8	CRIMBCOLOAF	195
#24	CSA all-purpose soap	473
#30	CSA bravery badge	518
#33	CSA cheerfulness ration	486
#37	CSA discount card	506
#128	CSA fire-starting kit	179
#24	CSA obedience grenade	789
#33	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	631
#7	Caipiranha	34
#14	Cajun accordion	3
#9	Calzone of Legend	5
#32	Camp Scout pup tent	627
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#5	Can-Can skirt	13
#18	Candicaine	40
#14	Candy Alexander	12
#9	Cantelope	2
#8	Caramel	2
#10	Carol of the Bulls	15
#10	Carol of the Hells	15
#10	Carol of the Thrills	15
#21	Carpathian longsword	133
#8	Carpricorn	2
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#4	Cement Mixer	26
#9	Centauri fish wine	16
#12	Cerebral Cloche	17
#13	Cerebral Crossbow	32
#9	Cerebral Culottes	13
#5	Chakra Libre	20
#11	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	29
#10	Champagne Shimmy	7
#16	Charity's choker	68
#10	Charleston Choo-Choo	47
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#10	Charter: Nellyville	10
#19	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#8	Ched	2
#77	Cheer-Up soda	10
#29	Cherry Cloaca Cola	186
#14	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	16
#28	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#25	Chester's bag of candy	3
#51	Chester's cutoffs	2
#19	Chester's moustache	4
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#50	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#14	Chinese curse words	91
#21	Choco-Mint patty	72
#5	Choker of the Ultragoth	24
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chori Zo trading card	7
#159	Chroner	511
#7	Chroner cross	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#17	Chubby and Plump bar	66
#19	Churchill	5
#161	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#17	Citrus Crush wine cooler	26
#74	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#10	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#8	Clan speakeasy	1
#76	Clara's bell	5
#24	Claw of the Infernal Seal	22
#7	Claybender glasses	102
#14	Climate Colada	9
#42	Cloaca Cola Polar	248
#160	Cloaca grenade	104
#297	Cloaca-Cola	132
#22	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	126
#22	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	117
#20	Cloaca-Cola helmet	172
#46	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	110
#35	Cloaca-Cola shield	81
#10	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	280
#57	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#15	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	169
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
#28	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	10
#44	Codpiece of the Goblin King	73
#12	Coily™	6
#23	Coinspiracy	1,457
#17	Colander of Em-er'il	31
#49	Cold Hots candy	1,298
#34	Cold One	277
#4	Cold Stone of Hatred	4
#8	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	132
#28	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	81
#15	Comet Drop	28
#28	Comet Pop	46
#91	Comma Chameleon egg	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#5	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	595
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#25	Cookbook of the Damned	18
#5	Cool Brunch Pastaco	12
#200	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#38	Cornbeefadon	3
#27	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	80
#114	Corpse Island iced tea	44
#68	Cosmic Calorie	963
#25	Covers-Your-Head	1
#18	Cracklin' Oat Bran	63
#20	Crazymaker	14
#15	Crepes a la Lune	10
#14	Crimbeau de toilette	62
#268	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	21
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#79	Crimbo Credit	177
#8	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	3
#364	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#8	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	3
#46	Crimbo candied pecan	814
#19	Crimbo candle	15
#13	Crimbo cookie sheet	19
#63	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#101	Crimbo dinner	4
#6	Crimbo dog sweater	7
#88	Crimbo food scraps	82
#45	Crimbo fudge	810
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#7	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	3
#9	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo paste	46
#39	Crimbo peppermint bark	816
#35	Crimbo pie	187
#36	Crimbo salad	12
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#98	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#7	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	3
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#148	Crimbo train emergency brake	12
#7	Crimbo tree flocker	3
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#25	Crimbojito	27
#14	Crimbolex watch	10
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#24	Crimbonium fuel rod	151
#111	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#54	Crimbot battery	51
#7	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2,010
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	375
#4	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	239
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	169
#4	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	259
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	235
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	298
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	196
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	317
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	392
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	213
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	138
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,757
🥈	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	369
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	211
#6	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2,468
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	795
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	298
#6	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	149
#8	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,593
#5	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	195
#4	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	350
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1,107
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,773
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1,337
#8	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,506
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	341
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#59	Crimbough	1
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#19	Crimboysters Rockefeller	62
#908	Crimbuck	809
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#36	Crown of the Goblin King	359
#5	Cursed Punch	132
#9	Cycloney	2
#147	D roll	88
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#139	DUFRESNE Suds	30
#9	Dad's brandy	282
#46	Daffy Taffy	1,260
#17	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	45
#18	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	18
#18	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	48
#19	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	18
#18	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	42
#20	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	26
#19	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	18
#17	Daisy's unclean bloomers	9
#5	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	77
#6	Dark & Starry	25
#11	Das Überkühlraum trading card	12
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#8	Deep Dish of Legend	5
#24	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	41
#30	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	16
#9	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	25
#65	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	65
#22	Diet Cloaca Cola	171
#21	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#14	Dinsey face paint	3
#20	Dinsey food-cone	3
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
🥇	Dinsey's brain	5
🥉	Dinsey's glove	5
🥈	Dinsey's oculus	4
🥇	Dinsey's pants	5
🥈	Dinsey's pizza cutter	5
🥇	Dinsey's radar dish	8
#24	Disco 'Fro Pick	30
#23	Disco Banjo	20
#10	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	46
#36	Disgeist	5
#21	Dish of Clarified Butter	17
#26	Divine	93
#34	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#54	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	144
#40	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	423
#9	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	112
#43	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	50
#66	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	31
#8	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	109
#22	Doc's Fortifying Wine	6
#26	Doc's Limbering Wine	4
#12	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	5
#197	Doc's Miracle Cure	7
#24	Doc's Smartifying Wine	5
#13	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	7
#9	Dogsgotnonoz pills	59
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#19	Dolphin King's crown	260
#91	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	152
#6	Doublepunchplanter	20
#14	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	429
#6	Drac & Tan	69
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#10	Dramatic™ range	170
#16	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#5	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	3
#94	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	85
#4	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	4
#6	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	2
#15	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#5	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	2
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	2
#7	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#24	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	13
#6	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	4
#25	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#6	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	2
#7	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	2
#20	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	2
#9	Dreadsylvanian stew	2
#5	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	2
#5	Dressage	2
#9	Drip Institute petri dish	8
#13	Drip harness	2
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#73	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	3
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#71	Sword of Dark Omens	7
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#12	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	29
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
🥉	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1,000
#69	TI-9000 calculator	45
#19	TRIO cup of beer	8
#7	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	16
#5	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	12
#7	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	16
#102	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	179
#110	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	163
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#118	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	155
#31	Take Eleven Bar	10
#10	Tales from the Fireside	44
#6	Tales of Spelunking	145
#210	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#40	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	6
#15	Tapioc berry	15
#43	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,079
#17	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	11
#21	Tears of the Quiet Healer	315
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#19	Tequiz Navidad	17
#10	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	11
#10	Texas tea	103
#7	That 70s Cologne	1
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
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#65	The Author's inkwell	5
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#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#17	The Beast Within™ candle	33
#10	The Big Book of Communism	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#39	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#17	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	223
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#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
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#14	The Emperor's new cookie	40
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#5	The Imploded World	14
#49	The Jokester's gun	1
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🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	3
#39	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	3
#39	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	3
#38	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	3
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#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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#9	The Lost Glasses	36
#11	The Lost Pill Bottle	21
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#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#37	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#49	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#9	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
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#14	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	11
🥉	The Western Look	1
#15	They liver	22
#17	They liver popsicle	3
#22	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#18	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	29
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#55	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	125
#36	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
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#16	This Charming Flan	37
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#16	Time Cape	1
#6	Time Cloak	2
#61	Time Juice	8
#8	Time Lord Participation Mug	3
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#14	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	19
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#42	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#141	Trainbot optics	4
#96	Trainbot plating	12
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#6	Transylvania Sling	27
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#5	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	10
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#14	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,501
#12	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,885
#10	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	2,084
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#20	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
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#140	Twelve Night Energy	1
#42	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
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#531	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	18
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
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#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
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#11	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	250
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#11	Underworld flail	1
#41	Underworld sapling	1
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#22	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#30	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
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#31	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	2
#28	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	2
🥉	Unspeakable Earring	24
#32	Unspeakachu	6
#24	Ur-Donut	17
#28	Uranium Omega of Temperance	12
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#64	Wand of Oscus	2
#163	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,164
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#28	Wax Flask	53
#44	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	224
#5	Wendtigo	2
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
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#70	Wet Russian	5
#29	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	37
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#15	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	121
#38	White Citadel burger	112
#31	White Citadel fries	113
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#7	Winifred's whistle	6
#52	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1,574
#9	Woldo trading card	17
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#14	Wrotz	3
#10	Wullabye	2
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#11	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	2
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#5	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	5
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#28	Ye Olde Meade	154
#24	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	265
#33	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	14
#33	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,085
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#33	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	3
#15	Yeg's Motel ashtray	3
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#280	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#7	Yolo™ chocolates	24
#29	Yorick	1
#10	Young Man's Cargo Load	2
#8	Young Man's Crew Sequester	2
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#153	Yummy Tummy bean	1,393
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#10	Zim Merman's guitar	76
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#137	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	16
#23	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
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#204	arrow'd heart balloon	3
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#25	arse-a'fire elixir	11
#24	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	180
#23	artisanal homebrew gift package	1
#19	artisanal homebrew sampler	1
#22	artisanal limoncello	67
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#7	ash soda	93
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🥉	asparagus stir-fry	170
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#12	astral mushroom	2,146
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#43	bag of GORP	594
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#15	bag of many confections	162
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