Museum :: Nikademus

Nikademus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	Überraschthexengebräu	129
🥉	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	2
#9	"DRINK ME" potion	4,767
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#6	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	20
#32	"KICK ME" sign	86
#83	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	3
#132	"caramel" orange	15
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#32	"meat" stick	130
#8	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	115
#29	1,970 carat gold	196
#56	1-ball	163
#9	1.21 jigawatts	23
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#12	100-Watt bulb	12
#20	11-leaf clover	672
#42	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	443
#97	1952 Mickey Mantle card	48
#36	2-ball	315
#7	20-lb can of rice and beans	119
#14	25-meat staff	61
#42	3-ball	236
#18	30669 scroll	566
#52	33398 scroll	591
#5	334 scroll	839
#41	37x37x37 puzzle cube	185
#32	4-ball	363
#19	4-d camera	30
#11	4-dimensional fez	38
#38	4-dimensional guitar	104
#28	4:20 bomb	19
#7	5-Alarm Saucepan	54
#39	5-ball	219
#4	5-hour acrimony	7,165
#46	6-ball	209
#6	64067 scroll	246
#6	668 scroll	438
#20	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	316
#64	7-ball	159
#7	7-inch discus	17
#122	8-ball	346
#8	8-billed baseball cap	26
#29	8-bit banana	16
#52	9-ball	37
#8	99.44% pure math	25
#75	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#7	A Light that Never Goes Out	76
#9	A muse-bouche	152
#13	A. W. O. L. commendation	202
#22	ASCII fu manchu	66
#48	ASCII shirt	81
#5	Abyssal ember	32
#14	Accordion of Jordion	25
#12	Aerheads	12
#21	Affirmation Cookie	43
#15	Afternoon Delight	111
#37	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	21
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#26	Aggressive Carrot	384
#17	Agitated Turkey	12
#8	Aiolion	2
#13	Aldebaran sardines	10
#12	Alewife™ Ale	492
#5	Alexy sauce	41
#45	Alice's Army Alchemist	42
#92	Alice's Army Bowman	8
#65	Alice's Army Cleric	12
#81	Alice's Army Coward	9
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#66	Alice's Army Guard	25
#59	Alice's Army Halberder	28
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#81	Alice's Army Lanceman	9
#75	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	20
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#78	Alice's Army Ninja	20
#84	Alice's Army Nurse	20
#71	Alice's Army Page	22
#62	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	27
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#61	Alice's Army Spearsman	27
#67	Alice's Army Swordsman	25
#45	Alice's Army Wallman	42
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#21	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	12
#8	Amanitee	2
#19	Ambitious Turkey	533
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#19	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	9
#5	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	14
#73	Amulet of Yendor	284
#13	Ancient Protector Soda	45
#10	Ancient Saucehelm	48
#7	Angelhair Culottes	40
#103	Angry Farmer candy	1,839
#17	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	187
#24	Ankh of Badahnkadh	43
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#11	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	2
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#14	Argarggagarg's fang	39
🥉	Arr, M80	203
#8	Arrow (+1)	2,876
#14	Arrrmetia trading card	13
#13	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	16
#11	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	21
#11	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	22
#25	Artist's Spatula of Despair	10
#10	Artist's Whisk of Misery	16
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#13	Asleep in the Cemetery	62
🥉	Ass-Stompers of Violence	8
#24	Atomic Comic	12
#56	Atomic Pop	21
#8	Aura Libre	36
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#13	AutumnFest ale	774
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#4	Aye Aye	74
#5	Aye Aye, Captain	29
#6	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	65
#14	Azurite	2,690
#33	BACON	14,525
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#47	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#24	BGE pocket calendar	15
#55	BGE shotglass	66
#47	BGE temporary tattoo	13
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#11	BOOterfinger	41
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#9	BRICKO bat	50
#35	BRICKO brick	19,391
#7	BRICKO bulwark	60
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#7	BRICKO elephant	28
#75	BRICKO eye brick	1,214
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#6	BRICKO hat	24
#6	BRICKO octopus	24
#8	BRICKO ooze	60
#7	BRICKO oyster	41
#6	BRICKO pants	25
#14	BRICKO pearl	80
#13	BRICKO pyramid	4
#6	BRICKO python	21
#8	BRICKO reactor	36
#25	BRICKO stud	103
#8	BRICKO sword	24
#7	BRICKO trunk	50
#12	BRICKO turtle	32
#8	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	3
#15	BROS Energy Drink	107
#18	BUBBLE GUM	53
#279	BURT	99
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#11	Bal-musette accordion	5
#7	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	40
#8	Bangyomaman battle juice	118
#62	Barney's rake	5
🥉	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	88
#77	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	88
#18	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	89
#95	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	27
#7	Barulio's bottle	153
#49	Bash-Ōs boxtop	16
#17	Bash-Ōs cereal	186
#40	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#16	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	24
#22	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#39	Batfellow comic	5
#11	Battlie Light Saver	206
#13	Beach Buck	994
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#5	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	15
#21	Beignet Milgranet	25
#56	Belt of Howling Anger	9
🥇	Belt of Loathing	8
#37	Ben-Gal™ Balm	465
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#13	Better Than Cuddling Cake	370
#15	Bettie page	16
#8	Bicycle	2
#33	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	12
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#16	Big Punk	33
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#9	Bit O' Ectoplasm	551
#5	Bit O' Quail Spleen	145
#36	BitterSweetTarts	269
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#9	Bjorn's Hammer	45
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#4	Black Body™ spray	335
#9	Black Hole	13
#39	Black No. 2	551
#19	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#15	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	74
#31	Blackfly Chardonnay	505
#46	Blatantly Canadian	260
#10	Bling of the New Wave	38
#30	Blizzards I Have Died In	12
#50	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
#254	Blood Light	16
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#8	Bloody Nora	110
#36	Blue Diamond of Honesty	13
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#15	Bohemian rhapsody	188
#6	Boletus Broletus mushroom	30
#14	Boltsmann ID badge	4
#45	Bone's Farm "wine"	26
#103	Bonerdagon necklace	75
#36	Bonestabber	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#53	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#22	Boozehounds Anonymous token	52
#9	Bordeaux Marteaux	91
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#6	Boris's beer	20
#8	Boris's bread	14
#4	Boris's key lime	167
#11	Boris's key lime pie	141
#8	Boris's ring	202
#16	Boss Bat bling	126
#59	Boss Bat britches	125
#21	Boss Drops	120
#21	Boulevardier cocktail	20
#7	Bowl of Scorpions	454
#31	Bowlet	5
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#5	Brain Food Pastaco	16
#8	Bram's choker	51
🥈	Brand of Violence	9
#12	Brandonian footlocker key	18
#18	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	18
#60	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	24
🥈	Breathitin™	151
#6	Bright Water	34
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#7	Brimstone Bracelet	2
#13	Brimstone Brooch	2
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#74	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	179
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#20	Bruno's blessing of Mars	29
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#4	Bugbearclaw Donut	338
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#56	Bulky Buddy Box	50
#20	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	41
#11	Bustle Hustler	54
#4	Buttery Boy	12
#7	Buttery Knob	55
🥈	Byte	1
#12	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	27
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#8	C.H.U.M. chum	270
#10	C.H.U.M. knife	87
#8	C.H.U.M. lantern	14
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#302	CRIMBCO mug	48
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#250	CRIMBCO wine	30
#10	CRIMBCOIDS mints	161
#8	CRIMBCOLOAF	195
#15	CSA all-purpose soap	668
#23	CSA bravery badge	689
#27	CSA cheerfulness ration	683
#25	CSA discount card	722
#112	CSA fire-starting kit	207
#22	CSA obedience grenade	982
#28	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	842
#8	Caipiranha	30
#14	Cajun accordion	4
#4	Calzone of Legend	12
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#23	Camp Scout pup tent	832
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#5	Can-Can skirt	13
#18	Candicaine	40
#9	Candy Alexander	26
#7	Cantelope	3
#8	Caramel	2
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#10	Carol of the Bulls	15
#10	Carol of the Hells	15
#10	Carol of the Thrills	15
#17	Carpathian longsword	192
#8	Carpricorn	2
#12	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	40
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#4	Cement Mixer	23
#9	Centauri fish wine	17
#12	Cerebral Cloche	17
#13	Cerebral Crossbow	32
#9	Cerebral Culottes	13
#4	Chakra Libre	60
#11	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	36
#8	Champagne Shimmy	10
🥉	Charity's choker	679
#12	Charleston Choo-Choo	49
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#5	Charter: Nellyville	23
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#6	Ched	3
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#24	Cherry Cloaca Cola	297
#5	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	215
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#19	Chester's moustache	4
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#13	Chinese curse words	102
#22	Choco-Mint patty	77
#5	Choker of the Ultragoth	28
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chori Zo trading card	7
#42	Chroner	2,130
#7	Chroner cross	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#12	Chubby and Plump bar	178
🥉	Churchill	159
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#6	Citrus Crush wine cooler	222
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#55	Clara's bell	12
#10	Claw of the Infernal Seal	38
🥉	Claybender glasses	357
#12	Climate Colada	10
#31	Cloaca Cola Polar	354
#60	Cloaca grenade	237
#223	Cloaca-Cola	185
#21	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	126
#19	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	231
#20	Cloaca-Cola helmet	200
#44	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	116
#19	Cloaca-Cola shield	217
#9	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	291
#57	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#10	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	466
#5	Cobra Bowl	12
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#11	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	25
#24	Codpiece of the Goblin King	111
#12	Coily™	6
#22	Coinspiracy	1,639
#9	Colander of Em-er'il	48
#9	Cold Fang	1
#48	Cold Hots candy	1,410
#29	Cold One	426
🥉	Cold Stone of Hatred	9
#8	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	136
#22	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	114
#5	Comet Drop	244
#12	Comet Pop	156
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#4	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	720
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#17	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#22	Cookbook of the Damned	22
#5	Cool Brunch Pastaco	20
#187	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	13
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#27	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	86
#60	Corpse Island iced tea	62
#68	Cosmic Calorie	963
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#7	Cracklin' Oat Bran	220
#5	Crazymaker	100
#15	Crepes a la Lune	10
#14	Crimbeau de toilette	62
#235	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	23
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#79	Crimbo Credit	177
#8	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	3
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#8	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	3
#42	Crimbo candied pecan	957
#19	Crimbo candle	15
#10	Crimbo cookie sheet	38
#65	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#72	Crimbo dinner	10
#6	Crimbo dog sweater	7
#90	Crimbo food scraps	82
#40	Crimbo fudge	966
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#7	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	3
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo paste	46
#35	Crimbo peppermint bark	966
#35	Crimbo pie	189
#36	Crimbo salad	12
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#7	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	3
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#153	Crimbo train emergency brake	12
#7	Crimbo tree flocker	3
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#25	Crimbojito	28
#14	Crimbolex watch	10
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#24	Crimbonium fuel rod	151
#115	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#53	Crimbot battery	51
#6	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2,010
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	375
#4	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	239
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	169
#4	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	259
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	235
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	298
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	196
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	317
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	392
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	213
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	138
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,761
🥈	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	369
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	211
#6	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2,468
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	795
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	298
#6	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	149
#7	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,594
#5	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	195
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	350
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1,107
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,773
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1,337
#7	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,506
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	341
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#27	Crimbow Rainbo	3
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#20	Crimboysters Rockefeller	62
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#9	Crimbuccaneer breeches	15
#99	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	4
#21	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
#11	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	16
#146	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	33
#19	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	5
#38	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	12
#12	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	5
#92	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	262
#64	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#110	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	8
#15	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#80	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#25	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	4
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#21	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#9	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	15
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#106	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#901	Crimbuck	817
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#38	Crown of the Goblin King	364
#5	Cursed Punch	133
#9	Cycloney	2
#23	D roll	397
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#118	DUFRESNE Suds	61
#6	Dad's brandy	607
#44	Daffy Taffy	1,380
#16	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	51
#19	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	18
#19	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	48
#20	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	19
#19	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	44
#22	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	27
#19	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	22
#12	Daisy's unclean bloomers	12
#5	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	83
#5	Dark & Starry	69
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#10	Das Überkühlraum trading card	12
🥇	Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#6	Deep Dish of Legend	11
#11	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	136
#7	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	113
#9	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	25
#65	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	65
#20	Diet Cloaca Cola	282
#22	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#15	Dinsey face paint	3
#21	Dinsey food-cone	3
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
🥇	Dinsey's brain	5
🥉	Dinsey's glove	5
🥈	Dinsey's oculus	4
🥇	Dinsey's pants	5
🥈	Dinsey's pizza cutter	5
🥇	Dinsey's radar dish	8
#12	Disco 'Fro Pick	46
#23	Disco Banjo	20
#10	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	46
#35	Disgeist	5
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#13	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	37
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#13	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	574
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🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
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🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
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#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
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🥇	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
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🥇	Ice-Cold Beerring	26
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#8	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	21
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#73	Knob Goblin visor	207
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#9	Knob jelly donut	107
#10	Knob lo mein	163
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#5	Knoll stir-fry	167
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#6	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	10
#18	Kokomo Resort Chip	86
#8	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	55
#11	Kokomo Resort Pass	259
#9	Krakrox's Loincloth	38
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥇	Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase	1
#18	Kudzu salad	2
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#19	LCD game: Food Eater	213
#20	LCD game: Garbage River	213
#42	LED block	46
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#13	LOV Elephant	41
#9	LOV Elixir #3	279
#8	LOV Elixir #6	162
#14	LOV Elixir #9	36
#13	LOV Emotionizer	41
#18	LOV Enamorang	55
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#15	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	74
🥉	LT&T tattoo kit	1
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#110	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	32
#24	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	33
#12	Lapis Lazuli	2,653
#30	Lars the Cyberian	10
#5	Lava Miner's Daughter	2
#5	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	5
#36	Lavalos's shell	3
#19	Law of Averages	1
#6	Lazenby's Life Lesson	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#7	Lead Zeta of Chastity	13
#24	Lederhosen of the Night	33
#5	Left-Hand Man action figure	1
#8	Lemonade-235	12
🥈	Lens of Hatred	8
🥈	Lens of Violence	8
🥉	Leonard's glasses	401
#7	Lepardner	2
#15	Let Me Be!	42
#7	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	52
#8	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	331
#24	Li'l Businessman Kit	20
#18	Liam's mail	200
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#45	License To Kill	1
🥇	License to Chill	1
🥇	Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#60	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#6	Little Crimson Book	18
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#5	Loathing Idol Microphone	120
🥇	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	72
🥈	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	48
🥇	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	71
🥇	Loathing Legion abacus	1
🥇	Loathing Legion can opener	1
🥇	Loathing Legion chainsaw	1
🥇	Loathing Legion corkscrew	1
🥇	Loathing Legion defibrillator	1
🥇	Loathing Legion double prism	1
🥈	Loathing Legion electric knife	1
🥇	Loathing Legion flamethrower	1
🥇	Loathing Legion hammer	1
🥇	Loathing Legion helicopter	1
🥇	Loathing Legion jackhammer	1
🥇	Loathing Legion kitchen sink	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
🥇	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	1
🥈	Loathing Legion moondial	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
🥇	Loathing Legion pizza stone	1
🥇	Loathing Legion rollerblades	1
🥇	Loathing Legion tape measure	1
🥇	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	1
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#58	Lobos Mints	12
#12	Lobster qua Grill	48
#5	Lockenstock™ sandals	1,779
🥉	Locust	116
#10	Lollipop Drop	29
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#26	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	15
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#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
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#7	Mansquito Serum	2
#9	Mansquito's blood	195
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#9	Manual of Secret Door Detection	12
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🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#13	Mariner's Friend cough drops	439
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#9	Meat maid body	177
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🥇	Meatcleaver	1
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🥉	Medical Pastaco	14
#25	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	962
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🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
#6	Memory Disk, Alpha	14
#4	Mer-kin begsign	97
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🥇	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	26
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🥉	Mer-kin pinkslip	74
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#6	Mer-kin sawdust	26
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🥇	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	26
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#5	Mer-kin wordquiz	155
#5	Mer-kin worktea	32
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#4	Merc Core challenge coin	1
#7	Merc Core deployment orders	1
#109	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	23
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#17	Meteorite-Ade	338
#30	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	79
#83	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,358
#152	Microplushie: Bropane	87
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#116	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	49
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#135	Microplushie: Gothochondria	76
#142	Microplushie: Hippylase	106
#216	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#146	Microplushie: Hobomosome	46
#166	Microplushie: Otakulone	99
#136	Microplushie: Raverdrine	64
#117	Microplushie: Sororitrate	99
#18	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	837
#44	Milk Studs	321
#26	Mini-Crimbot crate	4
#4	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	15
#26	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	11
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#33	Miniborg hiveminder	11
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#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#15	Mint Yulep	20
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#5	Miserable Pie	34
#10	Miss Graves' vermouth	2
🥈	Missing Eye Simulation Device	964
🥈	Misty Cape	469
🥈	Misty Cloak	469
🥈	Misty Robe	467
#5	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	12
#5	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	9
#89	Mob Penguin cellular phone	256
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#13	Moonthril Schnapps	10
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
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#4	More Humanitini than Humanitini	46
#20	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	15
#10	Mornington crescent roll	654
#5	Morphan	3
#15	Mortimer's nostrum	84
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#29	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	55
#5	Mountain Stream gastrique	53
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#6	Mr. Accessaturday	14
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
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🥈	Mr. Big's Wallet	25
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#25	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	6
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
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#11	Mr. Joe's bangles	54
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🥉	Mudflap-Girl Earring	35
#4	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	30
#6	Mudflap-Girl Ring	30
#8	Murderer's Punch	132
#10	Muschat	80
#7	Mustardigrade	2
#63	My First Art of War	12
#21	My First Paycheck envelope	4
#16	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
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#67	Mysterious Black Box	41
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#79	Mysterious Red Box	29
#10	Mysterious Stranger	8
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#21	NG	114
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#7	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	124
#21	Nardz energy beverage	71
#8	Nayztameetjoo trading card	15
#4	Necbro wafers	887
#43	Necrotelicomnicon	20
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#5	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	1
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#23	Neverending Party guest pass	5
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#34	New Age healing crystal	439
#10	New Age hurting crystal	286
#26	New Cloaca-Cola	12
#24	New Zealand iced tea	414
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
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#38	Newbiesport™ tent	367
#12	Newman's Own Trousers	39
#413	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
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#144	Nightstalker perfume	21
#6	No Hats as Art	2
#9	Nog-on-the-Cob	3
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
🥉	Northern pemmican	687
🥉	Nose Ring of Putrescence	40
#22	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	246
#21	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	275
#19	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	233
#28	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	53
#27	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	54
#33	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	43
🥈	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	9
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#12	Now and Earlier	498
#16	Nuclear Blastball	218
#8	Nursine	2
#12	O	421
#20	O'RLY manual	183
#6	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	419
#7	Oh, the Humanitini	63
#5	Oil of Parrrlay	346
🥉	Okee-Dokee soda	596
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
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#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
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#29	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	69
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
🥈	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	105
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#9	Oppossum	2
#119	Orange Star of Sacrifice	17
#6	Orangemageddon wine cooler	227
#17	Orcish baseball cap	410
#10	Orcish cargo shorts	417
#28	Orcish frat-paddle	405
#6	Orcish meat locker	195
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#62	Order of the Silver Wossname	12
#48	Oreille Divisée brandy	10
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#53	Oscus's pelt	2
#5	Osk'r Chow	408
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#4	Othello's handkerchief	97
🥉	Othello's military jacket	101
🥈	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	70
#25	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#18	Outer Wolf™ cologne	12
#53	P.B.L.T.	216
#11	PADL Phone	1,628
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#40	PB&BP	6
#18	PB&J with the crusts cut off	866
#41	PEEZ dispenser	398
#5	PVC staff	12
#44	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	421
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#4	Pain Dip	2,559
#17	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	37
#8	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	121
🥉	Pantaloons of Hatred	9
#4	Para-Pop	53
#19	Party-in-a-Can™	8
#5	Pasta Spoon of Peril	25
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#12	Pecos Dave's sixgun	12
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#97	Penultimate Fantasy chest	455
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
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🥉	Pete's wiley whey bar	20
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🥈	Pigsticker of Violence	8
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#7	Pimpsqueak	2
#8	Pine-Fresh air freshener	641
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🥈	Pneumo bar	355
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🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#4	Pocket Professor memory chip	13
#45	Pocket Square of Loathing	6
#14	Poison Oak trading card	11
#20	Poké-Gro fertilizer	48
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#40	Pokëmann band-aid	95
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#49	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	18
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	17
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	10
#29	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	26
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#46	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	10
#50	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	16
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	59
#52	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	10
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	49
#198	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	10
#36	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	27
#29	Polka Pop	159
🥉	Polysniff Perfume	1,281
#8	Pop Art: a Guide	2
#4	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	78
#12	Potion of Heroism	2
#6	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	24
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#11	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	64
#13	Princess Rutabaga trading card	12
#25	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	129
#15	Professor What T-Shirt	122
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#12	Prunets	292
#5	Psycho From The Heat	2
#17	Psychotic Train wine	154
#14	Puffstone cigar	1
#10	Punching Potion	97
🥉	Punchplanter	99
#16	Purple Beast energy drink	848
#11	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	12
🥉	Putrid Pendant	27
#13	Quaatorade™	9
#10	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	169
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#20	Rümpelstiltz	1
#4	R'lyeh	169
#13	ROM of Optimality	1
#153	Racisto Ruidoso	2
#21	Rad Lib	2,115
🥈	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	22
#4	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	30
#4	Radberry Rip wine cooler	259
#19	Raggedy Hippy doll	40
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#36	Ralph IX cognac	5
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#8	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	30
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	36
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	118
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	99
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	43
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	37
🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	49
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🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	75
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	53
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	98
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🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	108
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	89
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	95
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	106
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#28	Red Pill	12
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#6	Rogue Windmill Rouge	208
#7	Roman sadnals	53
#69	Rompedores de Fantasmas	82
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#11	Ruffalo	2
#13	Russian Ice	155
#12	S.A.V.E. flyer	43
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
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#4	S.S. Ticket	15
#6	S.T.L.T.	48
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🥉	SMOOCH spaulders	3
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#9	Saccharine Maple pendant	4
#8	Sacramento wine	2,415
#9	Safari Jack's moustache	40
#23	Saison du Lune	10
#10	Salsa Caliente™ candle	74
🥈	Salsa Libre	40
#10	Salsa de las Epocas	57
#12	Sangria de Menthe	23
#7	Sasq™ watch	2
#26	Satan hat	1
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🥈	Sazerorc	207
🥈	Sazuruk-hai	123
#7	Scalp of Gorgolok	49
#7	Scent of a Human™ candle	165
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#12	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	36
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#15	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	6
#103	Schrödinger's thermos	358
#5	Scorpion Bowl	13
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
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#4	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	1
#20	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	2
#23	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#54	Senior Mints	1,433
#19	Sensual Massage for Creeps	25
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🥉	Sexy Cosmo	23
#6	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	56
#8	Shantix™	2
🥉	Sheila Take a Crossbow	55
#37	Shield of Icy Fate	11
#9	Shielding Potion	216
#13	Shivering Chèvre	396
#35	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	321
#13	Shot of Kardashian Gin	145
#7	Shot of the Living Dead	83
🥉	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	24
🥈	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2
#6	Shrubble Bubble	126
#8	Shudder	2
#7	Siberian sunrise	210
#17	Silly Little Love Song	2
#115	Silver Bullet beer	21
#6	Simepore slime	158
#40	Sinful Desires	24
#24	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
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#5	Site Alpha ID badge	3
#12	Sitrep berry	24
🥉	Sizzling Sinner	91
#6	Sketcherz™	4
#5	Skull Punch	26
#8	Skullery Maid's Knee	248
#40	Skullhead's Screw	15
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#5	Sledgehamster	2
#4	Slimebite	47
🥉	Slimosa	117
#6	Slippery Knob	91
#4	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	98
#12	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	35
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
#6	Slotter	2
#6	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	105
#70	Small Medium	1
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#9	Smashmoth	2
#12	Smoldering Clover™ candle	51
#7	Smuggler's Punch	12
#8	Snarf berry	40
#7	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	108
🥈	Sneaky Pete's key lime	303
#10	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	170
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#12	Snoutlet	2
#68	Snow Queen Crown	125
#20	Snow Suit	1
#12	Sogg-Os	21
🥇	SongBoom™ BoomBox	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#34	Source essence	33,150
🥈	Source shades	88
🥈	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	101
🥈	Source terminal CRAM chip	14
🥉	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	102
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🥈	Source terminal GRAM chip	29
#4	Source terminal INGRAM chip	102
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#85	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	216
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#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
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#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
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#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
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#25	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	2
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#40	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	3
#37	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	3
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#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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#8	The Lost Glasses	37
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
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🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
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#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
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#60	Twelve Night Energy	12
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#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
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#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#11	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	251
#94	Uncle Romulus	11
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
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#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
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#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
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#31	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	2
#28	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	2
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#32	Unspeakachu	6
#21	Ur-Donut	25
#28	Uranium Omega of Temperance	12
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
🥉	VYKEA blood rune	186
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#41	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	236
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#29	White Citadel burger	245
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#4	Wrotz	15
#10	Wullabye	2
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#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	3
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#9	Yakisoba's hat	40
#16	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	389
#17	Ye Olde Meade	237
#20	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	377
#33	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	14
#32	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,246
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#5	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	12
#6	Yeg's Motel stationery	12
#15	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	3
#201	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#7	Yolo™ chocolates	30
#15	Yorick	3
#10	Young Man's Cargo Load	2
#8	Young Man's Crew Sequester	2
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#141	Yummy Tummy bean	1,631
#25	Z-Bone steak	113
#49	Ze™ goggles	145
#10	Zim Merman's guitar	108
#90	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	12
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
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#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#7	Zoodriver	78
#136	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	16
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#16	[glitch season reward name]	1
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#16	a butt tuba	242
#48	a cute angel	1
#26	a little sump'm sump'm	311
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#10	accidental mutton	7
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#6	accordion file	109
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#37	adder bladder	712
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#11	aerogel akubra	1
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#13	aerogel ascot	1
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#6	agnolotti arboli	64
#6	agua de vida	1,644
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#12	airborne mutagen	37
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
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#65	warbear feasting bread	12
#64	warbear feasting mead	12
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#124	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
#40	warbear gyro	12
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#254	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	3
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#54	warbear liquid lasers	3
#97	warbear liquid overcoat	20
#9	warbear long johns	1
#247	warbear metalworking primer	4
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#21	warbear rejuvenation potion	14
#337	warbear requisition box	2
#264	warbear robo-camouflage unit	4
#245	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#38	warbear superpotion	7
#45	warbear thermoregulator bread	12
#271	warbear trouser fragment	7
#186	warbear wardance potion	6
#41	warbear warrior bread	12
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#12	warbear whosit	11,119
#14	warehouse clerk's glasses	108
#183	warehouse key	3
#9	warehouse walkie-talkie	115
#5	warm El Vibrato drone	5
#42	warm fur	1
#20	warm gravy	3
#13	warm mushroom	213
#10	warm war shawarma	10
#17	wasabi marble soda	50
#11	wasabi pocky	51
#12	wasabi-infused sake	70
🥈	washboard shield	1
#7	water balloon	49
#26	water log	3
#17	water pipe bomb	6,892
#39	water purification pills	777
#191	water wings	8
#4	water wings for babies	89
#4	water-polo cap	142
#4	water-polo mitt	89
#12	watered-down Red Minotaur	438
#4	waterlogged bootstraps	17
#132	waterlogged cloth	5
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#101	waterlogged leather	10
#69	waterlogged metal	17
#134	waterlogged stuffing	5
#72	waterlogged wood	5
#9	watermelon	14
🥉	watermelon seed	46
#12	wax banana	4
#11	wax booze	13
#5	wax face	13
#4	wax hand	13
🥉	wax hat	11
#24	wax lips	1
#9	wax pancake	17
#4	wax pants	11
🥉	weasel stomping pants	3
#13	weathered barrel	2,363
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#4	weedy skirt	4
#6	weegee sqouija	33
#5	weighted paperclip chain	48
#13	weird gazelle steak	47
#9	weremoose spit	442
#5	western-style skinning knife	2
#22	wet stew	32
#23	wet tack	3
#13	wet venom duct	51
#49	whale cerebrospinal fluid	15
#14	whalebone corset	162
#5	whalecake	14
#27	whalegun	2
#51	whalesteak	14
#30	whatsit-covered turtle shell	7
#43	wheel	57
🥉	wheel of camembert	31
#4	whet stone	137
#15	whimpering willow bark	99
#13	whip kit	211
#6	whirled peas	20
#264	whisker pencil	30
#8	whiskey and cola	474
#15	whiskey and soda	218
#4	whiskey bittersweet	110
#91	whiskey in a broken glass	30
#17	whiskey sour	288
#9	whiskey squeeze	12
#18	white Canadian	504
#97	white Crimbo ball	44
#9	white Dreadsylvanian	2
#21	white Xanadian	50
#15	white arm towel	2
#145	white balloon	109
#7	white belt	47
#12	white blood cells	77
#22	white candy heart	2,928
#83	white candygram	9
#30	white chocolate and tomato pizza	190
#12	white chocolate chip brownies	41
#50	white chocolate chip cookies	193
#27	white chocolate chips	782
#7	white class ring	1,069
#26	white collar	123
🥇	white earbuds	25
#26	white elephant gift	3
#10	white hat hacker T-shirt	124
#48	white lightning	647
#34	white mana	21
#64	white money bag	10
#25	white page	26
#9	white picket fence	387
#21	white pixel	7,649
#27	white rice	119
#18	white satin pants	561
#12	white satin shield	281
#21	white snake skin	816
#10	white snakeskin duster	121
#35	white sword	253
#30	white tulip	21
#5	white whip	102
#6	white wine	116
#108	white-label gin	2
#53	whole roasted chicken	2
🥉	whole turkey leg	2,306
#8	wholeberd	31
#72	whoopie cushion	309
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
🥇	wicker shield	1,647
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#5	wicksilver ring	2
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#5	wiffle-flail	153
#5	wild honey pie	12
#12	willowy bonnet	3
#95	willyweed	22
#15	wind-up Whatsian robot	50
#72	wind-up chattering teeth	311
#6	wind-up ensign	116
#505	wind-up meatcar	15
#11	wind-up navigation droid	60
#15	wind-up owl	60
#20	wind-up spider	65
#18	wind-up vampire teeth	25
#70	windchimes	237
#17	windicle	6
#14	wine spritzer	296
#130	wine-soaked bone chips	8
#20	wings of fire	15
#41	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,058
#25	witch hat	19
🥈	witch wart	133
🥇	witch's bra	1
#13	witch's bread	11
#35	witch's brew	4
#35	witty rapier	429
#69	wizard action figure	1
#33	woim	1
#9	woimbook	12
#51	wok lobster	3
#62	wolf mask	967
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#273	wolfman mask	27
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#15	wonderwall shield	169
#28	wood screw	34
#22	wooden axe	128
#48	wooden block	63
#17	wooden figurine	334
#8	wooden salad bowl	57
#8	wooden spoon	12
#16	wooden stakes	524
#21	wool hat	155
#33	wool sock	2
🥈	woolen cravat	44
#9	wooly loincloth	5
#30	worksite credentials	2
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#31	world's smallest violin	63
#5	wormwood stick	1
#4	wormwood wedding ring	1
#38	worn tophat	131
#13	worst candy	60
#38	worthless gewgaw	802
#46	worthless knick-knack	738
#43	worthless trinket	832
#23	woven baling wire bracelets	21
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#7	wreath of laurels	71
#5	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	347
#56	wrench bracelet	61
#15	wrench handle	1
#30	wrestling mask	26
#39	wriggling severed nose	4
#11	wriggling tentacle	11
#16	wriggling worm	434
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#6	wumpus hair	467
#7	wumpus-hair bolo	15
🥈	wumpus-hair loincloth	16
🥇	wumpus-hair net	16
🥇	wumpus-hair sweater	16
🥉	wumpus-hair whip	16
🥇	wumpus-hair wig	16
#39	wussiness potion	682
#37	x-ray mirror	11
#74	x-ray specs	282
#5	yabba dabba doo rag	5
#11	yak anorak	130
#21	yak skin	386
#5	yak toupee	84
#9	yak whip	152
#6	yakskin buckler	117
#7	yakskin kilt	87
#7	yakskin pants	83
#7	yakskin skirt	66
🥈	yam	749
🥈	yam and swiss	134
#4	yam battery	210
🥈	yam burrito	25
#9	yam candy	26
🥈	yam martini	25
🥈	yam mayo	26
🥉	yam slider	25
#27	ye olde golde frontes	9
#22	yellow brick road	117
#41	yellow candy heart	2,211
#140	yellow candygram	8
#38	yellow drunki-bear	39
#439	yellow glowstick	3
#133	yellow gummi ingot	258
#8	yellow matter custard	15
#9	yellow paisley oyster egg	349
#22	yellow pixel	2,024
#9	yellow pixel potion	15
#15	yellow plastic hard hat	44
#20	yellow plastic oyster egg	199
#13	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	116
#6	yellow rocket	102
#31	yellow seashell	144
#80	yellow snowcone	320
#10	yellow striped oyster egg	171
#213	yeti fur	1,186
#26	yo	277
#28	yo-yo	1,093
#27	yohohoyo	227
#53	your own black heart	35
#16	yule grog	3
#16	yule gruel	2,510
#95	yule hatchet	5
#7	yule pup	10
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#29	yummy death watch beetle	157
#12	zen motorcycle	11
#15	zmobie	179
#13	zombie	82
#18	zombie accordion	1
#18	zombie dinosaur egg	10
#9	zombie hollandaise	262
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#91	zombie pineal gland	38

Wow, that's 2,100,504 items total!

what items are this player missing?