Museum :: Nikademus

Nikademus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	Überraschthexengebräu	129
🥉	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	2
#10	"DRINK ME" potion	4,761
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#6	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	20
#32	"KICK ME" sign	86
#83	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	3
#132	"caramel" orange	15
#13	"honey" dipper	2
#32	"meat" stick	130
#9	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	111
#29	1,970 carat gold	192
#56	1-ball	163
#9	1.21 jigawatts	23
#20	1/6th Pound Cake	10
#12	100-Watt bulb	12
#20	11-leaf clover	662
#42	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	443
#97	1952 Mickey Mantle card	47
#36	2-ball	314
#7	20-lb can of rice and beans	119
#14	25-meat staff	59
#42	3-ball	236
#18	30669 scroll	536
#53	33398 scroll	556
#5	334 scroll	837
#41	37x37x37 puzzle cube	185
#32	4-ball	363
#19	4-d camera	30
#11	4-dimensional fez	38
#38	4-dimensional guitar	104
#28	4:20 bomb	19
#7	5-Alarm Saucepan	54
#39	5-ball	219
#4	5-hour acrimony	6,470
#46	6-ball	209
#6	64067 scroll	238
#6	668 scroll	436
#20	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	316
#64	7-ball	159
#7	7-inch discus	17
#122	8-ball	345
#8	8-billed baseball cap	26
#29	8-bit banana	15
#52	9-ball	37
#8	99.44% pure math	25
#76	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	11
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#49	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#69	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#7	A Light that Never Goes Out	76
#9	A muse-bouche	152
#13	A. W. O. L. commendation	202
#22	ASCII fu manchu	66
#48	ASCII shirt	81
#5	Abyssal ember	32
#14	Accordion of Jordion	25
#12	Aerheads	12
#21	Affirmation Cookie	43
#17	Afternoon Delight	106
#37	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	21
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#26	Aggressive Carrot	380
#17	Agitated Turkey	12
#8	Aiolion	2
#13	Aldebaran sardines	10
#13	Alewife™ Ale	488
#5	Alexy sauce	41
#45	Alice's Army Alchemist	42
#92	Alice's Army Bowman	8
#65	Alice's Army Cleric	12
#81	Alice's Army Coward	9
#69	Alice's Army Dervish	4
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#66	Alice's Army Guard	25
#59	Alice's Army Halberder	28
#77	Alice's Army Hammerman	10
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#81	Alice's Army Lanceman	9
#75	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	20
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#78	Alice's Army Ninja	20
#84	Alice's Army Nurse	20
#71	Alice's Army Page	22
#62	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	27
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#61	Alice's Army Spearsman	27
#67	Alice's Army Swordsman	25
#45	Alice's Army Wallman	42
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#21	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	12
#8	Amanitee	2
#19	Ambitious Turkey	525
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#19	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	9
#5	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	14
#74	Amulet of Yendor	284
#13	Ancient Protector Soda	45
#11	Ancient Saucehelm	47
#7	Angelhair Culottes	40
#103	Angry Farmer candy	1,834
#17	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	187
#24	Ankh of Badahnkadh	43
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#18	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#14	Argarggagarg's fang	39
🥉	Arr, M80	203
#9	Arrow (+1)	2,839
#14	Arrrmetia trading card	13
#13	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	16
#11	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	21
#11	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	26
#25	Artist's Spatula of Despair	10
#9	Artist's Whisk of Misery	20
#13	Asleep in the Cemetery	62
🥉	Ass-Stompers of Violence	8
#24	Atomic Comic	12
#56	Atomic Pop	21
#8	Aura Libre	36
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#13	AutumnFest ale	762
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#4	Aye Aye	70
#5	Aye Aye, Captain	33
#6	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	65
#14	Azurite	2,645
#33	BACON	14,309
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#47	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
#180	BGE merchandise order form	24
#24	BGE pocket calendar	15
#55	BGE shotglass	66
#47	BGE temporary tattoo	13
#43	BGE tiny plastic toy	17
#11	BOOterfinger	41
#16	BOOtonniere	5
#75	BRAINS shorts	18
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#9	BRICKO bat	50
#35	BRICKO brick	19,381
#7	BRICKO bulwark	56
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#6	BRICKO egg	3
#7	BRICKO elephant	28
#75	BRICKO eye brick	1,212
#18	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#6	BRICKO hat	25
#6	BRICKO octopus	24
#8	BRICKO ooze	60
#7	BRICKO oyster	41
#6	BRICKO pants	25
#14	BRICKO pearl	80
#13	BRICKO pyramid	4
#6	BRICKO python	21
#8	BRICKO reactor	36
#25	BRICKO stud	103
#8	BRICKO sword	25
#7	BRICKO trunk	50
#12	BRICKO turtle	32
#8	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	3
#15	BROS Energy Drink	107
#18	BUBBLE GUM	53
#280	BURT	99
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#268	Baja sopapilla	2
#11	Bal-musette accordion	5
#7	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	40
#8	Bangyomaman battle juice	118
#62	Barney's rake	5
🥉	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	87
#77	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	88
#18	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	88
#95	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	27
#7	Barulio's bottle	153
#49	Bash-Ōs boxtop	16
#17	Bash-Ōs cereal	182
#40	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	3
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#17	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	23
#22	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	3
#56	Batfellow comic	4
#11	Battlie Light Saver	206
#13	Beach Buck	974
#5	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	15
#20	Beignet Milgranet	29
#57	Belt of Howling Anger	9
🥇	Belt of Loathing	8
#37	Ben-Gal™ Balm	464
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#13	Better Than Cuddling Cake	370
#15	Bettie page	16
#8	Bicycle	2
#33	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	12
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#16	Big Punk	33
#9	Bit O' Ectoplasm	551
#5	Bit O' Quail Spleen	145
#36	BitterSweetTarts	265
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#9	Bjorn's Hammer	45
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#4	Black Body™ spray	335
#9	Black Hole	13
#39	Black No. 2	545
#18	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#14	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	74
#31	Blackfly Chardonnay	505
#46	Blatantly Canadian	260
#10	Bling of the New Wave	38
#30	Blizzards I Have Died In	12
#50	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
#254	Blood Light	16
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#8	Bloody Nora	110
#35	Blue Diamond of Honesty	13
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#15	Bohemian rhapsody	188
#6	Boletus Broletus mushroom	30
#14	Boltsmann ID badge	4
#45	Bone's Farm "wine"	26
#103	Bonerdagon necklace	76
#36	Bonestabber	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#25	Boosty Juice	1
#54	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#22	Boozehounds Anonymous token	52
#9	Bordeaux Marteaux	91
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#5	Boris's beer	20
#7	Boris's bread	14
#4	Boris's key lime	167
#11	Boris's key lime pie	142
#8	Boris's ring	202
#16	Boss Bat bling	125
#61	Boss Bat britches	124
#21	Boss Drops	120
#19	Boulevardier cocktail	24
#7	Bowl of Scorpions	452
#31	Bowlet	5
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#5	Brain Food Pastaco	16
#8	Bram's choker	52
🥈	Brand of Violence	8
#18	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	17
#60	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	24
🥈	Breathitin™	151
#6	Bright Water	34
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#7	Brimstone Bracelet	2
#13	Brimstone Brooch	2
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#74	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	179
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#20	Bruno's blessing of Mars	29
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#4	Bugbearclaw Donut	338
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#56	Bulky Buddy Box	50
#20	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	41
#10	Bustle Hustler	58
#4	Buttery Boy	12
#7	Buttery Knob	51
🥈	Byte	1
#18	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	23
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#8	C.H.U.M. chum	270
#10	C.H.U.M. knife	87
#8	C.H.U.M. lantern	14
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#302	CRIMBCO mug	48
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#250	CRIMBCO wine	30
#10	CRIMBCOIDS mints	161
#8	CRIMBCOLOAF	195
#15	CSA all-purpose soap	668
#23	CSA bravery badge	687
#27	CSA cheerfulness ration	678
#25	CSA discount card	719
#112	CSA fire-starting kit	207
#22	CSA obedience grenade	978
#28	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	840
#8	Caipiranha	30
#14	Cajun accordion	4
#4	Calzone of Legend	12
#23	Camp Scout pup tent	829
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#5	Can-Can skirt	13
#18	Candicaine	40
#9	Candy Alexander	26
#7	Cantelope	3
#8	Caramel	2
#10	Carol of the Bulls	15
#10	Carol of the Hells	15
#10	Carol of the Thrills	15
#18	Carpathian longsword	189
#8	Carpricorn	2
#12	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	40
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#4	Cement Mixer	23
#9	Centauri fish wine	17
#12	Cerebral Cloche	17
#13	Cerebral Crossbow	32
#9	Cerebral Culottes	13
#4	Chakra Libre	64
#11	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	36
#8	Champagne Shimmy	10
🥉	Charity's choker	679
#12	Charleston Choo-Choo	49
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#6	Charter: Nellyville	21
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#6	Ched	3
#63	Cheer-Up soda	11
#24	Cherry Cloaca Cola	297
#5	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	215
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#19	Chester's moustache	4
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#13	Chinese curse words	102
#22	Choco-Mint patty	77
#5	Choker of the Ultragoth	28
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chori Zo trading card	7
#43	Chroner	2,127
#7	Chroner cross	2
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#12	Chubby and Plump bar	175
🥉	Churchill	163
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#6	Citrus Crush wine cooler	222
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#55	Clara's bell	12
#10	Claw of the Infernal Seal	38
🥉	Claybender glasses	357
#12	Climate Colada	10
#31	Cloaca Cola Polar	348
#60	Cloaca grenade	237
#223	Cloaca-Cola	185
#21	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	126
#19	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	231
#20	Cloaca-Cola helmet	200
#44	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	116
#19	Cloaca-Cola shield	217
#9	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	291
#58	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#10	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	466
#5	Cobra Bowl	12
#43	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#11	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	25
#24	Codpiece of the Goblin King	111
#12	Coily™	6
#22	Coinspiracy	1,627
#9	Colander of Em-er'il	48
#9	Cold Fang	1
#48	Cold Hots candy	1,405
#29	Cold One	424
🥉	Cold Stone of Hatred	9
#8	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	136
#22	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	114
#5	Comet Drop	244
#13	Comet Pop	150
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#4	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	687
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#17	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#22	Cookbook of the Damned	21
#5	Cool Brunch Pastaco	20
#188	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	13
#37	Cornbeefadon	3
#27	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	90
#60	Corpse Island iced tea	62
#68	Cosmic Calorie	963
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#7	Cracklin' Oat Bran	220
#4	Crazymaker	104
#15	Crepes a la Lune	10
#14	Crimbeau de toilette	62
#249	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	22
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#79	Crimbo Credit	177
#8	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	3
#372	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#8	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	3
#42	Crimbo candied pecan	954
#19	Crimbo candle	15
#11	Crimbo cookie sheet	35
#65	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#72	Crimbo dinner	10
#6	Crimbo dog sweater	7
#90	Crimbo food scraps	82
#40	Crimbo fudge	964
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#7	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	3
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo paste	46
#35	Crimbo peppermint bark	962
#35	Crimbo pie	189
#36	Crimbo salad	12
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#7	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	3
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#9	Crimbo tattoo kit	10
#153	Crimbo train emergency brake	12
#7	Crimbo tree flocker	3
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#167	Crimbo wreath	4
#25	Crimbojito	28
#14	Crimbolex watch	10
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#24	Crimbonium fuel rod	151
#115	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#25	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	4
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#20	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#53	Crimbot battery	51
#6	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2,010
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	375
#4	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	239
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	169
#4	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	259
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	235
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	298
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	196
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	317
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	392
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	213
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	138
#7	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1,761
🥈	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	369
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#7	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	211
#6	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2,468
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	795
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	298
#6	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	149
#7	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,590
#5	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	195
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	350
#9	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1,107
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,773
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1,337
#7	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,506
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	341
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#27	Crimbow Rainbo	3
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#20	Crimboysters Rockefeller	62
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#9	Crimbuccaneer breeches	15
#99	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	4
#21	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	3
#11	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	16
#145	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	33
#18	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	5
#38	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	12
#12	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	5
#91	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	262
#63	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#109	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	8
#15	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#79	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#24	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	4
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#20	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#9	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	15
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#102	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#901	Crimbuck	817
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#38	Crown of the Goblin King	364
#5	Cursed Punch	133
#9	Cycloney	2
#23	D roll	397
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#117	DUFRESNE Suds	61
#6	Dad's brandy	600
#44	Daffy Taffy	1,377
#16	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	51
#19	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	18
#19	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	48
#20	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	19
#19	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	44
#22	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	27
#19	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	22
#12	Daisy's unclean bloomers	12
#5	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	83
#5	Dark & Starry	69
#74	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#10	Das Überkühlraum trading card	12
#229	Deactivated O. A. F.	3
#6	Deep Dish of Legend	11
#11	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	135
#7	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	117
#9	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	25
#65	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	65
#20	Diet Cloaca Cola	282
#22	Dinsey Whinskey	3
#14	Dinsey face paint	3
#21	Dinsey food-cone	3
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
🥇	Dinsey's brain	5
🥉	Dinsey's glove	5
🥈	Dinsey's oculus	4
🥇	Dinsey's pants	5
🥈	Dinsey's pizza cutter	5
🥇	Dinsey's radar dish	8
#12	Disco 'Fro Pick	46
#23	Disco Banjo	20
#10	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	46
#35	Disgeist	5
#10	Dish of Clarified Butter	239
#21	Divine	111
#28	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#54	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	164
#37	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	494
#9	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	115
#43	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	50
#65	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	31
#7	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	117
#10	Doc's Fortifying Wine	27
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🥉	Eau de Guaneau	127
#38	Ecto-Cooler	27
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🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2,581
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#12	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	41
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#13	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	574
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🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
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🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
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🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
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#67	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	32
#10	FantasyRealm guest pass	4
#25	FantasyRealm key	4
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#37	Gathered Meat-Clip	2,005
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#4	Good 'n' Slimy	768
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#35	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	4
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🥇	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	400
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#39	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	112
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#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
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#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
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#17	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	2
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#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
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#28	Knob Goblin superseltzer	520
#16	Knob Goblin tongs	1,413
#73	Knob Goblin visor	207
#10	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	74
#9	Knob jelly donut	111
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#29	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	97
#6	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	10
#18	Kokomo Resort Chip	86
#8	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	55
#11	Kokomo Resort Pass	255
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#18	Kudzu salad	2
#6	Kudzu slaw	231
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#19	LCD game: Food Eater	213
#20	LCD game: Garbage River	213
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#8	LOV Elixir #6	162
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#13	LOV Emotionizer	41
#18	LOV Enamorang	55
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#15	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	74
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#110	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	32
#24	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	33
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#5	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	5
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#24	Lederhosen of the Night	33
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#8	Lemonade-235	12
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🥈	Lens of Violence	8
🥉	Leonard's glasses	400
#7	Lepardner	2
#15	Let Me Be!	42
#7	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	52
#8	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	330
#24	Li'l Businessman Kit	20
#18	Liam's mail	197
#93	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#45	License To Kill	1
🥇	License to Chill	1
#58	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#6	Little Crimson Book	18
#5	Loathing Idol Microphone	119
🥇	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	72
🥈	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	48
🥇	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	70
🥇	Loathing Legion abacus	1
🥇	Loathing Legion can opener	1
🥇	Loathing Legion chainsaw	1
🥇	Loathing Legion corkscrew	1
🥇	Loathing Legion defibrillator	1
🥇	Loathing Legion double prism	1
🥈	Loathing Legion electric knife	1
🥇	Loathing Legion flamethrower	1
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🥇	Loathing Legion helicopter	1
🥇	Loathing Legion jackhammer	1
🥇	Loathing Legion kitchen sink	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
🥇	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	1
🥈	Loathing Legion moondial	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
🥇	Loathing Legion pizza stone	1
🥇	Loathing Legion rollerblades	1
🥇	Loathing Legion tape measure	1
🥇	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	1
🥇	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	1
#58	Lobos Mints	12
#12	Lobster qua Grill	48
#5	Lockenstock™ sandals	1,770
🥉	Locust	116
#10	Lollipop Drop	29
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#26	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	15
#64	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	231
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#13	Lumineux Limnio	78
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#4	LyleCo Contractor's Manual	1
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#7	Mansquito Serum	2
#9	Mansquito's blood	195
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#9	Manual of Secret Door Detection	12
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#13	Mariner's Friend cough drops	439
#13	Mark I Steam-Hat	13
#8	Mark II Steam-Hat	14
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#10	Mark IV Steam-Hat	17
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🥉	Marltini	1,049
#198	Marquis de Poivre soda	43
#45	Martialest Arts trophy	1
#17	Marvin's marvelous pill	19
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#6	Master Thief's utility belt	3
#14	Maxing, Relaxing	27
#19	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	557
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🥉	Mayam spinach	214
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
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#6	Mayozapine	25
#31	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	207
#34	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	484
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#5	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	57
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#13	Meat maid	42
#9	Meat maid body	177
#16	Meat-inflating powder	140
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
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🥉	Medical Pastaco	14
#25	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	959
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🥇	Memories of Beanslinging	1
🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
#6	Memory Disk, Alpha	14
#4	Mer-kin begsign	96
#5	Mer-kin breastplate	114
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#6	Mer-kin cheatsheet	51
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🥇	Mer-kin dodgeball	33
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🥇	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	26
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🥈	Mer-kin paste	146
🥉	Mer-kin pinkslip	74
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#6	Mer-kin pressureglobe	277
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🥇	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	26
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🥇	Mer-kin switchblade	33
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🥈	Mer-kin waistrope	34
#4	Mer-kin weaksauce	245
#5	Mer-kin wordquiz	155
#5	Mer-kin worktea	32
#9	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
#10	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
#4	Merc Core challenge coin	1
#7	Merc Core deployment orders	1
#109	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	23
#5	Meteoid ice beam	1
#17	Meteorite-Ade	337
#30	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	79
#83	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,357
#155	Microplushie: Bropane	86
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#116	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	49
#120	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	24
#137	Microplushie: Gothochondria	75
#143	Microplushie: Hippylase	106
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#147	Microplushie: Hobomosome	46
#171	Microplushie: Otakulone	98
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#118	Microplushie: Sororitrate	99
#18	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	836
#44	Milk Studs	321
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#4	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	15
#26	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	11
#30	Miniborg beeper	13
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#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#14	Mint Yulep	20
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#5	Miserable Pie	34
#10	Miss Graves' vermouth	2
🥈	Missing Eye Simulation Device	964
🥈	Misty Cape	469
🥈	Misty Cloak	468
🥈	Misty Robe	467
#5	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	12
#7	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	4
#89	Mob Penguin cellular phone	256
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#29	Moon Pie	10
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#4	Moonshine Mohobo	157
#13	Moonthril Schnapps	10
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
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#4	More Humanitini than Humanitini	46
#20	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	15
#10	Mornington crescent roll	653
#5	Morphan	3
#15	Mortimer's nostrum	84
#11	Morto Moreto	62
#29	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	55
#5	Mountain Stream gastrique	53
#87	Mountain Stream soda	864
#5	Mr. Accessaturday	14
#161	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#14	Mr. Balloon	10
🥈	Mr. Big's Wallet	24
#29	Mr. Burnsger	2
#25	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	6
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#37	Mr. Haggis	109
#11	Mr. Joe's bangles	54
#62	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,393
#21	Mr. Screege's spectacles	143
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#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#17	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	338
🥉	Mudflap-Girl Earring	35
#4	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	30
#6	Mudflap-Girl Ring	30
#8	Murderer's Punch	132
#10	Muschat	84
#7	Mustardigrade	2
#63	My First Art of War	12
#21	My First Paycheck envelope	4
#16	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	1
#42	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
#21	Mylar balloon	40
#67	Mysterious Black Box	41
#92	Mysterious Blue Box	22
#70	Mysterious Green Box	44
#7	Mysterious Island iced tea	57
#79	Mysterious Red Box	29
#10	Mysterious Stranger	8
#13	ND	119
#21	NG	114
#155	NPZR chemistry set	37
#10	Nadsat berry	19
#8	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	120
#21	Nardz energy beverage	71
#8	Nayztameetjoo trading card	15
#4	Necbro wafers	887
#43	Necrotelicomnicon	20
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#5	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	1
#17	Neverending Party favor	92
#23	Neverending Party guest pass	5
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#34	New Age healing crystal	435
#10	New Age hurting crystal	286
#26	New Cloaca-Cola	12
#24	New Zealand iced tea	410
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#12	Newark	11
#38	Newbiesport™ tent	365
#14	Newman's Own Trousers	38
#414	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
#13	Nightmare Fuel	101
#144	Nightstalker perfume	21
#6	No Hats as Art	2
#9	Nog-on-the-Cob	3
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
🥉	Northern pemmican	687
🥉	Nose Ring of Putrescence	40
#22	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	246
#21	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	275
#19	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	233
#28	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	53
#27	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	54
#33	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	43
🥈	Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence	9
#6	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
#12	Now and Earlier	498
#16	Nuclear Blastball	218
#8	Nursine	2
#12	O	421
#20	O'RLY manual	187
#6	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	419
#6	Oh, the Humanitini	63
#5	Oil of Parrrlay	346
🥉	Okee-Dokee soda	596
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#29	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	71
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#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
🥈	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	105
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#9	Oppossum	2
#119	Orange Star of Sacrifice	17
#6	Orangemageddon wine cooler	227
#17	Orcish baseball cap	410
#10	Orcish cargo shorts	417
#28	Orcish frat-paddle	405
#6	Orcish meat locker	191
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#62	Order of the Silver Wossname	12
#48	Oreille Divisée brandy	10
#25	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
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#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
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#5	Osk'r Chow	408
#8	Othello's dagger	26
#4	Othello's handkerchief	97
🥉	Othello's military jacket	101
🥈	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	70
#25	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#18	Outer Wolf™ cologne	12
#53	P.B.L.T.	216
#11	PADL Phone	1,624
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#40	PB&BP	6
#18	PB&J with the crusts cut off	859
#41	PEEZ dispenser	398
#5	PVC staff	12
#44	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	418
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#4	Pain Dip	2,559
#17	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	37
#8	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	121
🥉	Pantaloons of Hatred	8
#27	Pantsgiving	1
#4	Para-Pop	49
#18	Party-in-a-Can™	8
#5	Pasta Spoon of Peril	25
#5	Pastaco shell	17
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#12	Pecos Dave's sixgun	12
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#6	Pendant of Gargalesis	51
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#98	Penultimate Fantasy chest	453
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
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🥉	Pete's wiley whey bar	20
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🥈	Pigsticker of Violence	8
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#7	Pimpsqueak	2
#8	Pine-Fresh air freshener	641
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🥇	Plague of Locusts	307
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🥈	Pneumo bar	355
#20	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	7
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
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#4	Pocket Professor memory chip	13
#43	Pocket Square of Loathing	7
#14	Poison Oak trading card	11
#20	Poké-Gro fertilizer	48
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#40	Pokëmann band-aid	95
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	15
#49	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	18
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#54	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	17
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#29	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	26
#195	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	10
#46	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	10
#50	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	16
#14	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	59
#52	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	10
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#20	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	49
#198	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	10
#36	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	27
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🥉	Polysniff Perfume	1,277
#8	Pop Art: a Guide	2
#4	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	78
#11	Potion of Heroism	2
#6	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	24
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#11	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	64
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#16	Professor What T-Shirt	118
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
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#5	Psycho From The Heat	2
#17	Psychotic Train wine	154
#14	Puffstone cigar	1
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🥉	Punchplanter	99
#16	Purple Beast energy drink	846
#11	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	12
🥉	Putrid Pendant	27
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#10	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	169
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
#20	Rümpelstiltz	1
#4	R'lyeh	169
#13	ROM of Optimality	1
#152	Racisto Ruidoso	2
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🥈	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	22
#4	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	30
#4	Radberry Rip wine cooler	259
#19	Raggedy Hippy doll	40
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#36	Ralph IX cognac	5
#152	Ram's Face Lager	367
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🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	36
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	118
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	99
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	43
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	37
🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	49
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	42
🥉	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	75
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	53
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	98
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🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	108
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	89
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	95
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	106
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#6	Red X Shield	77
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#20	Regular Cloaca Cola	299
#15	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	48
#7	Riker's Search History	11
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#5	Ring of the Sewer Snake	30
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#15	Rock and Roll Legend	135
#6	Rogue Windmill Rouge	208
#7	Roman sadnals	53
#69	Rompedores de Fantasmas	82
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#12	S.A.V.E. flyer	43
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#6	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	5
#4	S.S. Ticket	15
#6	S.T.L.T.	48
#19	SMOOCH bottlecap	12
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🥉	SMOOCH spaulders	3
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#9	Saccharine Maple pendant	4
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#10	Safari Jack's moustache	39
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🥈	Salsa Libre	40
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#7	Scalp of Gorgolok	49
#7	Scent of a Human™ candle	163
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#12	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	36
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#15	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	6
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#5	Scorpion Bowl	13
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
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#4	Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention	1
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#19	Sensual Massage for Creeps	25
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🥉	Sexy Cosmo	20
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🥉	Sheila Take a Crossbow	55
#38	Shield of Icy Fate	11
#9	Shielding Potion	216
#13	Shivering Chèvre	395
#35	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	322
#13	Shot of Kardashian Gin	145
#7	Shot of the Living Dead	87
🥉	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	24
🥈	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2
#6	Shrubble Bubble	126
#8	Shudder	2
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#6	Sketcherz™	4
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#8	Skullery Maid's Knee	248
#40	Skullhead's Screw	15
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#4	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	98
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#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
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#6	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	105
#71	Small Medium	1
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🥈	Sneaky Pete's key lime	303
#10	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	171
#12	Snoutlet	2
#69	Snow Queen Crown	121
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#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
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#4	Source terminal INGRAM chip	102
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🥈	Southern yam	25
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#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#4	Space Baby bawbaw	1
#25	Space Baby children's book	2
#13	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	1
#20	Space Tourist Phaser	104
#15	Space Tours Tripple	289
#10	Space Trip safety headphones	1
#5	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	1
#16	Spacegate Research	7,241
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#7	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
#11	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	1
#6	Spacegate military insignia	1
#12	Spacegate scientist's insignia	1
#14	Spaghetti with Moonballs	10
#56	Spam Witch sammich	1,202
#11	Spant eggs	23
#14	Spechunky bar	30
#7	Special Seasoning	4,523
#6	Special™ Sauce	47
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#11	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	2
#9	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	2
#12	Spelunker of Fortune	2
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#17	Spirit Precipice	41
#4	Spooky Putty ball	1
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
🥈	Spooky Putty monster	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
🥈	Spooky Putty snake	1
#168	Spooky Surprise Egg	107
#6	Spooky VHS Tape	217
#8	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	651
#21	Spookyraven signet	197
#7	Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"	1
#4	Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon	1
#15	Spring Bros. ID badge	4
#45	Spring Bros. solenoid	7
#19	Squat-Thrust Magazine	141
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🥉	St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	20
#971	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	4
#4	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	1,777
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
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🥈	Staff of Frozen Lard	2
#5	Staff of Holiday Sensations	2
#4	Staff of Kitchen Royalty	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
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#14	Staff of the Black Kettle	7
#11	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
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🥈	Staff of the Grand Flambé	12
🥉	Staff of the Grease Trap	12
#6	Staff of the Greasefire	12
#4	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	53
🥉	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	12
#8	Staff of the Midnight Snack	12
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
🥈	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	2
🥇	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
🥈	Staff of the Scummy Sink	2
#7	Staff of the Short Order Cook	12
#7	Staff of the Soupbone	27
#8	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	12
#5	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	12
#17	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	7
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
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#13	Steal This Candy	527
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#15	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	46
#11	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	45
#7	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	74
#13	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	32
#34	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	8
#8	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	84
#11	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	61
#9	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	44
#6	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	89
#9	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	74
#8	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	72
🥉	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	172
#4	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	168
#4	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	153
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🥉	Stembridge sidearm	12
🥉	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	38
🥉	Stephen's lab coat	260
🥈	Stephen's secret formula	279
🥇	Stick-Knife of Loathing	8
#10	Stone Golem pebbles	762
#28	Stooper	4
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#5	Strikes Again Bigmouth	40
#32	Strix stix	103
#11	Strong, Silent Type	6
🥉	Suffering Sinner	96
#8	Sugar Cog	426
#9	Summer Nights	33
#72	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	3
#8	Super Magic Power Sword X	112
#23	Super Weight-Gain 9000	10
#5	Superdrifter holo-record	24
#26	Supernova Champagne	658
#4	Suppurating Sinner	50
#7	Swabbie™ swab	987
#31	Swedish coffee	5
#8	Swedish massage fish	83
#64	Sweet Sword	7
#55	Swizzler	352
#71	Sword of Dark Omens	7
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#11	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	36
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
🥉	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1,037
#21	TI-9000 calculator	131
#13	TRIO cup of beer	12
#6	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	63
#4	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	20
#4	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	111
#85	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	215
#96	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	199
#145	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#101	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	189
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#10	Tales from the Fireside	43
#6	Tales of Spelunking	166
#5	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#209	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	14
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#4	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	210
#4	Tapioc berry	126
#42	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2,313
#17	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	12
#10	Tears of the Quiet Healer	463
#17	Telltale™ rubber heart	110
#8	Temps Tempranillo	110
#19	Tequiz Navidad	17
#6	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	16
#9	Texas tea	131
#8	That 70s Cologne	1
#85	The Art of Slapfighting	11
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#7	The Author's ink	1
#40	The Author's inkwell	18
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
🥉	The Beast Within™ candle	363
#10	The Big Book of Communism	2
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#17	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	228
#32	The Bomb	10
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
🥇	The Cocktail Shaker	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#180	The Cooler Out of Space	17
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
#30	The Emperor's dry cleaning	35
#14	The Emperor's new cookie	40
#8	The Emperor's new hat	9
#5	The Emperor's new pants	13
#9	The Emperor's new shirt	9
#55	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	2
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#4	The Firegate Tapes	2
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#6	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	3
#25	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	2
#7	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	15
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#5	The Imploded World	14
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#38	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	3
#39	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	3
#40	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	3
#38	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	3
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	3
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	3
#113	The Joy of Wassailing	21
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#5	The Landscaper's leafblower	15
#4	The Legendary Beat	22
#9	The Lost Comb	13
#8	The Lost Glasses	37
#13	The Lost Pill Bottle	21
#12	The Lot's engagement ring	27
#11	The Mad Liquor	2
#27	The Mariachi's guitar case	35
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#10	The One Mood Ring	4
#6	The Plumber's mushroom stew	2
#6	The Ring	30
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#10	The Snake trading card	19
#14	The Snitch's Manifesto	17
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#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#14	The Sword in the Steak	1
#14	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	11
#4	The Western Look	1
#15	They liver	22
#11	They liver popsicle	10
#15	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	2
#10	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	64
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#46	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	150
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#11	Third Base	52
#16	This Charming Flan	38
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#19	Thorny Toad trading card	10
#5	Three Mile Island shorts	3
#48	Thriller Ice	2
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#22	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	4
#211	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#832	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#76	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	7
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#310	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#160	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	18
#183	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	3
#71	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	4
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#98	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#110	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	3
#923	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#118	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	5
#131	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	4
#377	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	5
#66	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	5
#93	Thwaitgold moth statuette	5
#49	Thwaitgold nit statuette	4
#142	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	8
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#272	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	6
#384	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
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#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#134	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	6
#1494	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#56	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	4
#509	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	3
#9	Tiger-lily's milk	456
#91	Tiki lighter	4
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#26	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
#16	Time Cape	1
#6	Time Cloak	2
#61	Time Juice	8
#8	Time Lord Participation Mug	3
#9	To Build an Igloo	1
#28	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	215
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#24	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	2
🥈	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)	1
#4	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	91
#7	Trafikoan	2
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#149	Trainbot circuitry	4
#38	Trainbot harness	2
#136	Trainbot linkages	4
#43	Trainbot luggage hook	2
#142	Trainbot optics	4
#97	Trainbot plating	12
#40	Trainbot radar monocle	2
#112	Trainbot servomotors	10
#116	Trainbot slag	34
#107	Trainbot tubing	12
#6	Transylvania Sling	25
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#17	Travels with Jerry	24
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
🥇	Treads of Loathing	8
🥈	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	25
#16	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1,574
#13	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,578
#11	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,965
#10	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	2,162
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#70	Trollhouse cookies	934
#23	Tropical Crimbo Hat	3
#20	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	3
#26	Tropical Crimbo Sword	3
#12	Trout Fishing in Loathing	2
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#32	Tuesday's ruby	170
#6	Turpin	2
#7	Turtive	2
#5	Turtle Bowl	12
#59	Twelve Night Energy	12
#26	Twitching Television Tattoo	2
#12	Typical Tavern swill	1,191
#55	UV monocular	3
#20	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	7
#26	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	2
#43	Ultracolor™ shirt	17
#221	Ultrasoldier Serum	3
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#16	Uncle Buck	9
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
#528	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	18
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#11	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	251
#94	Uncle Romulus	11
#23	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#7	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	856
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#19	Unfortunato's foolscap	140
#5	Ungulant	3
#6	Universal Seasoning	1
#21	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#33	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	2
#31	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	2
#28	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	2
🥉	Unspeakable Earring	26
#32	Unspeakachu	6
#21	Ur-Donut	25
#28	Uranium Omega of Temperance	12
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
🥉	VYKEA blood rune	182
#9	VYKEA bracket	523
#24	VYKEA dowel	1,233
#6	VYKEA frenzy rune	61
#5	VYKEA hex key	213
#13	VYKEA instructions	77
#7	VYKEA lightning rune	28
#5	VYKEA mead	136
#4	VYKEA meatballs	121
#15	VYKEA plank	363
#17	VYKEA rail	330
#10	VYKEA woadpaint	507
#456	Valentine	65
#273	Valentine's Day cake	2
#7	Vamprey	2
#13	Van der Graaf helmet	20
#7	Vaporpoise	2
#10	Vaso De Agua trading card	14
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🥈	Velvet Veil	1,055
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#8	Vial of jus de larmes	59
🥉	Vicar's Tutu	77
#6	Victor's Spoils	58
#17	Vivian's Vitamin	3
#16	Vodka Matryoshka	24
#10	Volartta's bellbottoms	38
#23	Volcoino	178
#7	Vulgure	2
#17	WA	101
#5	Waifuton	2
#10	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring	1
#27	Wal-Mart gift certificate	310
#5	Wal-Mart nametag	1
#4	Wal-Mart overalls	1
#5	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
#5	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	1
#35	Wand of Nagamar	119
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#161	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,179
🥉	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	10
#8	Wax Flask	286
#41	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	236
#5	Wendtigo	2
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
#4	Wet Russian	149
#12	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	117
#4	Whenchamacallit bar	206
#6	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	304
#29	White Citadel burger	245
#26	White Citadel fries	224
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#8	White Hyborian	299
#6	Whoompa Fur Pants	118
#4	Wickers bar	57
#7	Winifred's whistle	6
#53	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1,673
#9	Woldo trading card	17
#53	Wolfman Nardz	34
🥉	Work is a Four Letter Sword	56
#191	Workytime Tea	11
🥈	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	369
#34	Wrecked Generator	10
#4	Wrotz	15
#10	Wullabye	2
#10	X	527
#5	X-37 gun	52
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
#27	Xiblaxian 5D printer	16
#9	Xiblaxian alloy	145
#29	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	8
#15	Xiblaxian circuitry	201
#8	Xiblaxian crystal	71
#17	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	12
#24	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	6
#19	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	1
#23	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	4
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	3
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	10
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	2
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	2
#5	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	5
#4	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	10
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	3
#11	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	22
#19	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	18
#26	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	8
#8	Xiblaxian polymer	622
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#7	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	3
#9	Yakisoba's hat	40
#16	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	385
#17	Ye Olde Meade	235
#20	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	375
#33	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	14
#32	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,243
#7	Yeast of Boris	875
#36	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	3
#6	Yeg's Motel ashtray	12
#22	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	12
#18	Yeg's Motel hand soap	3
#12	Yeg's Motel minibar key	3
#16	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	3
#7	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	12
#5	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	12
#6	Yeg's Motel stationery	12
#15	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	3
#202	Yellow Moon of Compassion	14
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#7	Yolo™ chocolates	30
#15	Yorick	3
#10	Young Man's Cargo Load	2
#8	Young Man's Crew Sequester	2
#49	Yuleviathan necklace	1
#142	Yummy Tummy bean	1,625
#25	Z-Bone steak	113
#49	Ze™ goggles	144
#10	Zim Merman's guitar	108
#91	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	12
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#29	Zombo's shield	3
#25	Zombo's shoulder blade	2
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
#7	Zoodriver	74
#136	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	16
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#16	[glitch season reward name]	1
#12	a bug's lymph	3
#17	a butt tuba	238
#49	a cute angel	1
#26	a little sump'm sump'm	311
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#9	abominable blubber	795
#24	abominable snowcone	2,054
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#26	abstraction: category	76
#10	abstraction: certainty	90
#22	abstraction: comprehension	1
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#20	abstraction: perception	141
#25	abstraction: purpose	107
#15	abstraction: sensation	219
#21	abstraction: thought	136
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🥈	acceptable mayolus	120
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#10	accidental mutton	7
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#6	accordion file	109
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#55	actual reality goggles	97
#6	actual tapas	462
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#37	adder bladder	709
#8	adhesive tape dolly	11
🥇	adobe brittle	129
#19	adorable seal larva	38
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#5	aerated diving helmet	141
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
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#13	aerogel ascot	1
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#6	affordable teak perch	25
#6	agnolotti arboli	68
#6	agua de vida	1,635
#28	airblaster gun	251
#12	airborne mutagen	37
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#6	airplane tattoo	1
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#12	alabaster king	4
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#11	alien animal goo	88
#4	alien animal milk	2
#21	alien autoautopsy kit	98
#56	alien drugs	65
#45	alien force field disruptor bean	12
#17	alien gemstone	31
#11	alien hologram projector	115
#9	alien meat	174
#6	alien plant fibers	158
#13	alien plant goo	42
#7	alien plant pod	1
🥉	alien plant sample	41
#81	alien protein powder	2
#9	alien rock sample	1,195
#12	alien sandwich	16
#104	alien source code printout	3
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#5	alien toenails	132
🥉	alien zoological sample	34
#25	all-purpose cleaner	384
#12	all-purpose flower	30
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#23	almost-dead walkie-talkie	458
#14	alpha-mail pants	66
#11	alphabet gum	356
🥇	alpine watercolor set	13
#5	amber aviator shades	103
#47	ammonite candy mold	5
#169	ammonite fossil	33
#11	amok pudding	156
#8	amok putter	123
#7	amphibious tophat	5
#48	amulet of extreme plot significance	495
#26	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#38	ancient Magi-Wipes	678
#23	ancient calendar	2
#20	ancient calendar fragment	12
#13	ancient cursed foot locker	30
#9	ancient frozen dinner	399
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