Loathing Legion corkscrew

Loathing Legion corkscrew

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This is a small metal screw that sticks out of your knife, so you can awkwardly use the knife body as leverage to open a bottle of wine with almost as little pain, danger, and effort as just breaking the neck off the bottle.

At least this corkscrew is resonant with sympathetic magic, so it will actually attract booze to you while you're adventuring.

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Everyone's a winner

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Looks like everyone just has one of this item in their display case, so you can probably only get one per account. Nevertheless, well done them.
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🥇Artie Effham, Dah Cheese, Eclipsing, Emerilla, Grim Digger, HOldeRofSecrEts, Mme_Defarge, Nikademus, Oldsfrk, hotdeth and meatcheese1