Museum :: hotdeth

hotdeth

Rank	Item	Quantity
#96	Überraschthexengebräu	2
#331	"DRINK ME" potion	39
#113	"KICK ME" sign	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#233	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
#138	1,970 carat gold	1
#292	1-ball	18
#58	1.21 jigawatts	3
#31	1/6th Pound Cake	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#199	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	52
#240	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#851	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#144	3-ball	53
#158	30669 scroll	75
#214	33398 scroll	100
#454	334 scroll	10
#187	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#889	4-ball	3
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#41	4-dimensional guitar	96
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#647	5-ball	5
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#484	6-ball	9
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#130	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	30
#489	7-ball	9
#50	7-inch discus	1
#507	8-ball	45
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#78	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#25	99.44% pure math	3
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	8
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	11
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	8
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	13
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥉	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	19
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#11	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	7
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#39	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#349	A. W. O. L. commendation	17
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#92	ASCII shirt	26
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#97	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#206	Alewife™ Ale	4
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#89	Ambitious Turkey	5
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#38	Ancient Protector Soda	19
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#785	Angry Farmer candy	66
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#18	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#17	Atomic Comic	15
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#68	Aura Libre	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#6	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	84
🥈	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	651
🥈	BGE merchandise order form	487
#19	BGE pocket calendar	21
#20	BGE shotglass	171
#10	BGE temporary tattoo	41
🥈	BGE tiny plastic toy	468
#14	BOOterfinger	34
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#24	BRICKO bat	3
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
🥈	BRICKO cathedral	12
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#20	BRICKO elephant	3
#46	BRICKO eye brick	1,907
#18	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#19	BRICKO hat	5
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#25	BRICKO ooze	9
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#15	BRICKO pyramid	3
#17	BRICKO python	3
#70	BRICKO reactor	5
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#24	BRICKO turtle	6
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#43	BROS Energy Drink	14
#631	BURT	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1277	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	9
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#15	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	132
#86	Barulio's bottle	5
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#222	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#28	Better Than Cuddling Cake	114
#88	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	8
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#10	Big Punk	74
#300	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
#67	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#73	BitterSweetTarts	54
🥉	BittyCar HotCar	8
🥉	BittyCar MeatCar	8
🥇	BittyCar SoulCar	16
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#15	Black Angus blackburger	4
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#100	Black Body™ spray	5
#56	Black Hole	1
#52	Black No. 2	278
#66	Blackfly Chardonnay	156
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#102	Blood Light	37
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#109	Bohemian rhapsody	5
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#24	Bone's Farm "wine"	48
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#36	Bonestabber	1
#202	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#35	Boris's key lime	25
#62	Boris's key lime pie	26
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#88	Boss Drops	3
#58	Bowl of Scorpions	11
#21	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#68	Bright Water	1
#318	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
#40	Bruno's blessing of Mars	11
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#66	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#190	Bulky Buddy Box	14
#19	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	42
#63	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#34	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	13
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#13	C.H.U.M. knife	60
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	219
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	34
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#9	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	27
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	34
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#8	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	31
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#181	CRIMBCO lanyard	3
#609	CRIMBCO mug	18
#1047	CRIMBCO scrip	50
#453	CRIMBCO wine	17
🥇	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8,774
🥈	CRIMBCOLOAF	3,608
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#229	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#224	CSA discount card	1
#409	CSA fire-starting kit	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#180	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#43	Chakra Libre	2
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#9	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	4
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#573	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#105	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
🥈	Clan hot dog stand	2
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#219	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	17
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#72	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#1211	Codpiece of the Goblin King	5
#78	Coily™	1
#174	Coinspiracy	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#223	Cold Hots candy	43
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#37	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	26
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#193	Corpse Island iced tea	27
#139	Cosmic Calorie	20
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#29	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	101
#441	Crimbo Credit	4
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#297	Crimbo Factory surprise box	6
#21	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	3
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#159	Crimbo candied pecan	127
#159	Crimbo candle	1
🥈	Crimbo crystal shards	563
#157	Crimbo dinner	1
🥇	Crimbo food scraps	25,179
#220	Crimbo fudge	78
🥉	Crimbo hat	4
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#42	Crimbo paste	6
#249	Crimbo peppermint bark	58
#4	Crimbo pie	3,245
🥈	Crimbo salad	370
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
🥇	Crimbo train emergency brake	10,819
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#28	Crimbo ukulele	4
🥇	Crimbo wreath	184
#19	Crimbojito	32
🥇	Crimbomega drive chain	44
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbonium fuel rod	6,185
#7	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	10
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#7	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	10
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#9	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	9
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot battery	791
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	15,084
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	684
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	852
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	37
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	485
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	872
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	488
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	412
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	413
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	309
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	545
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	3
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1,019
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	514
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	14,475
🥇	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	402
#5	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	6
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	23
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	619
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	12,625
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3,641
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	331
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	471
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	13,170
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	363
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	914
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	11
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3,698
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	14,732
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4,121
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	13,813
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	609
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	27
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	4
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#9	Crimbough	5
#338	Crimboween memo	27
#6	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	8
🥇	Crimbuccaneer breeches	809
#7	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	106
#5	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	12
🥇	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1,155
#7	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2,336
🥈	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	34
#8	Crimbuccaneer lantern	6
🥈	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	572
🥈	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	28
#248	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	5
#7	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	16
🥇	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	3,235
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer shirt	870
🥈	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	131
#18	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	6
#11	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	978
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
🥈	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	349
🥉	Crimbuck	35,296
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
#1269	Crown of the Goblin King	18
#31	Cursed Punch	10
#10	D roll	920
#161	Daffy Taffy	215
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#45	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#51	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	10
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#245	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	24
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#313	Divine	1
#351	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	5
#369	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	19
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#65	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	18
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#814	Dolphin King's crown	5
#455	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	13
#29	Doublepunchplanter	2
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#46	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	239
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#45	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	7
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#842	Drowsy Sword	18
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#80	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#984	Dyspepsi-Cola	43
#147	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	20
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#630	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#47	Ecto-Cooler	20
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#159	Effermint™ tablets	12
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#108	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#83	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	8
#75	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	9
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#123	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	9
#76	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
#88	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	8
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#91	Elf Army machine parts	26
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#6	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	11
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	39
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#6	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	11
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#216	Elf Guard MPC	312
#16	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	3
#5	Elf Guard broom	9
#14	Elf Guard clipboard	3
🥇	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	989
🥇	Elf Guard eyedrops	452
#66	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#8	Elf Guard hangover cure	5
#45	Elf Guard honor present	6
🥇	Elf Guard hotpants	802
🥉	Elf Guard insignia (general)	15
🥇	Elf Guard insignia (private)	998
🥇	Elf Guard mouthknife	263
🥇	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	697
🥇	Elf Guard patrol cap	678
🥇	Elf Guard payroll bag	257
#4	Elf Guard red and white beret	13
#15	Elf Guard safety bear	8
🥈	Elf Guard squirtgun	147
🥈	Elf Guard strategic map	30
#11	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	7
🥇	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1,392
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#190	Elfin shortbread	5
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#90	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#119	Elmley shades	10
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#169	Elvish delight	1
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#5	Elvish underarmor	7
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#123	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#65	Event Horizon	1
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#39	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#52	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#244	FDKOL commendation	2,282
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#57	FDKOL hotcakes	135
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#9	Fantasma en la Máquina	298
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🥉	warbear procedural hilarity drone	358
#54	warbear rejuvenation potion	3
#20	warbear requisition box	192
🥉	warbear robo-camouflage unit	223
🥈	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	638
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#9	warbear soda machine assembler	29
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#4	warbear superpotion	344
🥇	warbear thermoregulator bread	781
#13	warbear trouser fragment	273
🥇	warbear wardance potion	5,250
🥇	warbear warrior bread	535
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#10	warbear whosit	13,000
#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#42	warehouse key	19
#82	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#42	warm fur	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#29	warm war shawarma	1
#66	wasabi marble soda	4
#59	wasabi pocky	4
#70	wasabi-infused sake	3
🥈	washboard shield	1
#57	water pipe bomb	1,742
#219	water purification pills	1
#275	water wings	3
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#86	water-polo mitt	1
#157	watered-down Red Minotaur	3
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#20	waterlogged crate	14
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#70	weighted paperclip chain	1
#69	weird gazelle steak	2
#99	weremoose spit	5
#126	wet stew	1
#158	wet venom duct	1
🥇	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1,798
#148	whalebone corset	5
#38	whalegun	1
🥇	whalesteak	4,234
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#38	wheel	60
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#54	whip kit	11
#8	whisker pencil	937
#133	whiskey and cola	19
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#56	whiskey in a broken glass	57
#630	whiskey sour	1
#460	white Canadian	5
#91	white Crimbo ball	82
#70	white Xanadian	9
🥇	white arm towel	44
#630	white balloon	2
#48	white belt	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#385	white candy heart	63
#56	white candygram	19
#482	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#282	white chocolate chip cookies	12
#31	white chocolate chips	614
#1033	white class ring	1
#12	white collar	668
#24	white earbuds	1
#35	white elephant gift	2
#89	white hat hacker T-shirt	16
#143	white lightning	123
#63	white mana	3
#114	white page	1
#167	white picket fence	23
#152	white pixel	350
#256	white rice	5
#22	white satin pants	436
#16	white satin shield	239
#35	white snake skin	532
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#25	white sword	422
#104	white tulip	2
#88	white whip	1
#66	white wine	2
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#80	whole turkey leg	5
#118	wholeberd	1
#1934	whoopie cushion	1
#85	wicker shield	80
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#143	willyweed	5
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#1871	wind-up chattering teeth	2
#101	wind-up ensign	3
🥉	wind-up meatcar	5,833
#153	wind-up navigation droid	1
#129	wind-up owl	2
#132	wind-up vampire teeth	2
#371	windchimes	15
#321	wine spritzer	2
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#93	wings of fire	1
#124	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	497
#390	witch hat	2
#68	witch wart	2
#72	witch's bread	1
#399	witty rapier	4
#69	wizard action figure	1
#33	woim	1
#29	woimbook	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#891	wolf mask	5
#7	wolfman mask	996
#125	wonderwall shield	12
#70	wood screw	2
#364	wooden axe	1
#23	wooden block	118
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#226	wooden stakes	13
#40	wool hat	70
#46	wool sock	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#16	wooly loincloth	2
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#133	world's smallest violin	5
#80	worn tophat	45
#74	worst candy	1
#895	worthless gewgaw	1
#1041	worthless knick-knack	1
#783	worthless trinket	1
#198	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#45	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#5	wrapping paper	1
#121	wreath of laurels	5
#4	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	413
#587	wrench bracelet	4
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#321	wumpus hair	4
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#249	wussiness potion	71
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#280	yak skin	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#180	yam candy	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#279	yellow brick road	2
#325	yellow candy heart	124
#230	yellow candygram	3
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#11	yellow gummi ingot	1,908
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#33	yellow paisley oyster egg	72
#94	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#41	yellow plastic oyster egg	88
#46	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	35
#14	yellow puck	1
#1945	yellow snowcone	2
#245	yellow striped oyster egg	10
#544	yeti fur	170
#12	yo	532
#8	yo-yo	3,179
#185	yohohoyo	16
#104	your own black heart	1
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#156	yummy death watch beetle	3
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#117	zmobie	2
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#185	zombie hollandaise	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,191,963 items total!

what items are this player missing?