Museum :: Artie Effham

Artie Effham

Rank	Item	Quantity
#19	"DRINK ME" potion	2,962
#473	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	3
#191	1-ball	38
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#13	1/6th Pound Cake	15
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#56	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	247
#170	2-ball	42
#8	25-meat staff	151
#178	3-ball	42
#31	30669 scroll	304
#65	33398 scroll	443
#56	334 scroll	126
#126	37x37x37 puzzle cube	20
#192	4-ball	36
#7	4-d camera	145
#22	4-dimensional guitar	198
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#21	5-Alarm Saucepan	17
#166	5-ball	43
#34	5-hour acrimony	335
#196	6-ball	34
#262	64067 scroll	1
#38	668 scroll	62
#34	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	166
#150	7-ball	55
#9	7-inch discus	13
#171	8-ball	218
#29	8-bit banana	15
#401	9-ball	2
#50	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	19
🥈	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	4
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#23	A muse-bouche	60
#349	A. W. O. L. commendation	17
#45	ASCII fu manchu	15
#14	ASCII shirt	229
#20	Abyssal ember	9
#9	Accordion of Jordion	47
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#151	Alewife™ Ale	10
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#8	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	2
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#1340	Amulet of Yendor	2
#333	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#28	Angelhair Culottes	18
#1008	Angry Farmer candy	35
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#35	Ankh of Badahnkadh	16
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#41	Argarggagarg's fang	21
#8	Arrrmetia trading card	21
#14	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	15
#14	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	15
#16	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	15
#14	Artist's Spatula of Despair	15
#11	Artist's Whisk of Misery	15
#23	Asleep in the Cemetery	27
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#17	Atomic Comic	15
#120	Atomic Pop	6
#68	Aura Libre	1
🥈	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	5
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#56	Aye Aye	1
#54	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#64	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#609	BGE merchandise order form	5
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1405	BGE shotglass	2
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#5	BRICKO airship	8
#10	BRICKO bat	15
#6	BRICKO brick	180,211
#12	BRICKO bulwark	18
🥉	BRICKO cathedral	7
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#9	BRICKO elephant	16
#6	BRICKO eye brick	14,297
#8	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#7	BRICKO hat	22
#7	BRICKO octopus	15
#12	BRICKO ooze	25
#8	BRICKO oyster	31
#15	BRICKO pants	9
#19	BRICKO pearl	16
#6	BRICKO pyramid	10
#7	BRICKO python	16
🥉	BRICKO reactor	51
#14	BRICKO stud	300
#21	BRICKO sword	4
#23	BRICKO trunk	5
#15	BRICKO turtle	17
#5	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	7
#298	BURT	90
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#24	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	19
#26	Bangyomaman battle juice	45
#156	Barney's rake	1
#11	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	26
#91	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	80
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#76	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	33
#23	Barulio's bottle	45
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#8	Bash-Ōs cereal	644
#81	Battlie Light Saver	13
#21	Beignet Milgranet	27
#164	Belt of Howling Anger	2
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#51	Ben-Gal™ Balm	116
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#27	Better Than Cuddling Cake	115
#4	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	35
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#141	Bit O' Ectoplasm	18
#60	BitterSweetTarts	96
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#39	Bjorn's Hammer	10
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#56	Black Hole	1
#149	Black No. 2	73
#54	Blackfly Chardonnay	182
#186	Blatantly Canadian	18
#22	Bling of the New Wave	21
#8	Blizzards I Have Died In	42
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#254	Blood Light	16
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#454	Bonerdagon necklace	26
#23	Bonestabber	2
#127	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#134	Boozehounds Anonymous token	7
#41	Bordeaux Marteaux	6
#20	Boris's Helm	1
🥈	Boris's Helm (askew)	2
#15	Boris's key lime	61
#27	Boris's key lime pie	76
#42	Boris's ring	28
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#53	Boss Drops	15
#49	Bowl of Scorpions	15
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#762	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
#37	Bright Water	6
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#4	Buddy Bjorn	3
#25	Bugbearclaw Donut	15
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#63	Buttery Knob	1
#95	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	6
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#19	C.H.U.M. knife	30
#14	C.H.U.M. lantern	8
#4	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	98
🥇	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	4
#18	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	19
🥇	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	8
#22	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	14
🥈	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	5
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
🥇	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	5
#42	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	9
🥇	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	5
#10	CRIMBCO lanyard	132
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#589	CRIMBCO scrip	305
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#176	CRIMBCOIDS mints	12
#97	CRIMBCOLOAF	20
#30	CSA all-purpose soap	348
#36	CSA bravery badge	360
#77	CSA cheerfulness ration	111
#46	CSA discount card	367
#122	CSA fire-starting kit	192
#49	CSA obedience grenade	383
#51	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	382
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#51	Camp Scout pup tent	337
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#4	Can-Can skirt	16
#82	Candicaine	1
#64	Candy Alexander	1
#7	Cement Mixer	16
#10	Cerebral Cloche	27
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#7	Cerebral Culottes	15
#59	Chakra Libre	1
#6	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	131
#80	Charity's choker	2
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#120	Cherry Cloaca Cola	15
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#11	Chinese curse words	115
#7	Choker of the Ultragoth	16
#6	Chorale of Companionship	6
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#17	Cinco Mayo Lager	12
#12	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	5
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#33	Claw of the Infernal Seal	18
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#17	Climate Colada	5
#59	Cloaca Cola Polar	113
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#960	Cloaca-Cola	15
#246	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	15
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#157	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#74	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	19
#15	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	16
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#7	Coily™	9
#38	Colander of Em-er'il	21
#235	Cold Hots candy	39
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#31	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	32
#24	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	101
#17	Comet Drop	15
#18	Comet Pop	101
#82	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	14
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#16	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	96
#60	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	26
#25	Corpse Island iced tea	120
#5	Cosmic Calorie	120,765
#79	Crazymaker	1
#10	Crepes a la Lune	16
#157	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	31
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#18	Crimbo candied pecan	2,177
#21	Crimbo fudge	2,037
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#16	Crimbo peppermint bark	2,066
#344	Crimbo pie	6
🥉	Crimbo sapling	3
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#49	Crimbo wreath	10
#111	Crimbojito	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#1977	Crimbuck	42
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#74	Crown of the Goblin King	205
#18	Cursed Punch	15
#8	DNOTC Box	17
#282	Daffy Taffy	115
#31	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	12
#55	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#7	Diet Cloaca Cola	1,516
#36	Disco 'Fro Pick	23
#135	Disco Banjo	4
🥇	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	4
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#235	Divine	2
#213	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	15
#369	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	19
#68	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	16
#115	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	16
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#20	Dogsgotnonoz pills	17
#563	Dolphin King's crown	8
#547	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1106	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#83	Drac & Tan	1
#20	Dramatic™ range	92
#35	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	298
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#26	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	15
#68	Drowsy Sword	199
#62	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#57	Dump Truck	2
#5	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	2
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#66	Duskwalker syringe	16
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#298	Dyspepsi-Cola	238
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#283	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#5	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	809
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#70	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#15	Eau de Guaneau	40
#50	Ecto-Cooler	19
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#229	Effermint™ tablets	2
#480	El Sombrero De Lopez	5
🥈	El Vibrato Megadrone	15
#4	El Vibrato drone	28
🥈	El Vibrato energy spear	17
🥇	El Vibrato helmet	15
🥇	El Vibrato leg guards	15
#6	El Vibrato power sphere	331
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	15
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	49
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	170
#10	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	48
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	100
#5	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	35
#5	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	45
#7	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	30
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	875
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	15
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	366
🥇	El Vibrato translator	15
#5	El Vibrato trapezoid	28
#52	Elder Turtle Shell	19
#125	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	28
#152	Elfin shortbread	7
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
🥈	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
#10	Ellsbury's skull	6
#4	Elmley shades	267
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#28	Elvish delight	33
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#10	En Una Fila Tequila	5
#38	Enchanted Flyswatter	16
#37	Enchanted Plunger	15
#22	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#293	Ent cider	30
#65	Event Horizon	1
#10	Everlasting Deckswabber	200
#32	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#218	FDKOL commendation	2,880
#10	FDKOL fire hose	2
#127	FDKOL hotcakes	75
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#9	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	116
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#288	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	35
#83	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	11
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#8	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	16
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#43	Flaming Caipiranha	3
#13	Flaming Knob	15
#18	Flaming Mohobo	21
#26	Flaming Sazerorc	6
#11	Flan in the Moon	15
#49	Flaskfull of Hollow	384
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#51	Flying Caipiranha	1
#26	Fog Murderer	15
#15	Folder Holder	2
#22	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
#85	Frat Army FGF	97
#229	Freddy Kruegerand	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#17	Frogade	125
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#370	Frosty's frosty mug	4
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#34	Fu Manchu Wax	30
#32	Fudgie Roll	12
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#29	GOTO	172
#12	Gaia beads	549
#45	Galapagosian Cuisses	15
#42	Game Grid ticket	995
#21	Game Grid token	1,568
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#82	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	48
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#41	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	15
#108	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
#7	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	45
#21	Gearhead Goo	65
#322	Genalen™ Bottle	4
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
#92	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#41	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	3
#57	Gin Mint	3
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#44	Gnollish Crossdress	15
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#53	Gnollish casserole dish	21
#76	Gnollish flyswatter	43
#64	Gnollish pie server	29
#228	Gnollish pie tin	18
#100	Gnollish plunger	30
#57	Gnollish slotted spoon	34
#154	Gnollish toolbox	43
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#9	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	72
#58	Go-Wassail	377
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#23	Golden Light	3
#65	Golden Mean	1
#28	Good 'n' Slimy	15
#764	Goodfella contract	7
#11	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#35	Gordon Bennett	35
#66	Grasshopper	1
#36	Grateful Undead T-shirt	14
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#67	Great Older Fashioned	1
#54	Greatest American Pants	1
#154	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
#64	Green Burlap	1
#74	Green Clover of Justice	20
#76	Green Giant	1
#50	Green Muslin	1
#58	Green Velvet	1
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#97	Gummi-DNA	16
#619	Gummi-Gnauga	2
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#5	Gygaxian Libram	2
#41	Hairpiece On Fire	4
#22	Half a Purse	3
#25	Hand in Glove	3
#18	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
#28	Handsome Devil	3
#140	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	16
#10	Hatorade	126
#22	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	217
#187	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	2
#48	Haymaker	1
#270	Heimandatz's heart	6
#117	Hell broth	2
#512	Hell ramen	2
#197	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#48	Herring Daiquiri	1
#45	Herring Wallbanger	1
#50	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#29	Hippy Army MPE	567
#8	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	5
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#8	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#27	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	3
#63	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#9	Hollandaise helmet	5,107
#6	How to Hold a Grudge	1
#9	Huggler Radio	3
#26	Humanitini	8
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#22	Hundred Headed IPA	15
#11	Hunger™ Sauce	15
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#15	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	3
#5	Ice-Cold Beerring	7
#30	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	323
#57	Iiti Kitty phone charm	133
#23	Illuminati earpiece	52
#80	Imp Ale	3,687
#44	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	23
🥈	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	2
#5	Inndya trading card	30
#335	Instant Karma	23
#15	Interview With You (a Vampire)	53
#34	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
#299	Iron Beta of Industry	31
#107	Jack-in-the-box	47
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#10	Jackhammer	16
#26	Jarlsberg's earring	40
#20	Jarlsberg's key lime	45
#20	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	90
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#8	Jawmaster 2000™	15
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#30	Jocko Homo's head	23
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#12	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	210
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#387	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	21
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#8	Junk-Bond	39
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#7	Kentucky-fried meat staff	20
#12	Kentucky-fried meat sword	15
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#4	Kevlar balloon	135
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
🥈	Kissin' Cousins	44
#12	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	16
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#5	sealhide moccasins	180
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#653	tiny plastic Black Knight	11
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#3078	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
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#8190	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#79	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	4
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#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
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#524	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#84	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#781	tiny plastic Felonia	6
#79	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	4
#1250	tiny plastic G Imp	6
#49	tiny plastic GORM-8	4
#1096	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	7
#2163	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#1356	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1767	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#599	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	12
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
#48	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	4
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#918	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	8
#1768	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#1064	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	7
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#75	tiny plastic MechaElf	4
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#109	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	4
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1756	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	4
#1237	tiny plastic Protagonist	6
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
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#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
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#643	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	11
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
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#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#50	tiny plastic Toybot	4
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#78	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	4
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#1763	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	4
#86	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	4
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#1258	tiny plastic angry bugbear	6
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#833	tiny plastic anime smiley	9
#80	tiny plastic animelf	4
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#828	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#3975	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#3316	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#714	tiny plastic beanbat	10
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#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#844	tiny plastic beebee queue	4
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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#725	tiny plastic blooper	10
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#1447	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#17	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	25
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#8219	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#77	tiny plastic colollilossus	4
#1502	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
#942	tiny plastic cubist bull	8
#1477	tiny plastic demoninja	5
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#609	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	12
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#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#718	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	10
#827	tiny plastic fruit golem	9
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#4811	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#1216	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	6
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#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#1718	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
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#108	tiny plastic hobo elf	4
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#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
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#2183	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#6184	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
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#8110	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#1107	tiny plastic ninja snowman	7
#4345	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#3921	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	4
#2643	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1464	tiny plastic scary clown	5
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1059	tiny plastic senile lihc	7
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#1246	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	6
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#1214	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	6
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#1463	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
#6130	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#4892	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#229	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1741	tiny plastic taco cat	4
#80	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	4
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#83	tiny plastic trollipop	4
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#7	toy taijijian	15
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🥉	turtle wax shield	291
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#6	tuxedo shirt	211
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#57	twinkly wad	15,315
#20	twist of lime	67
#7	twisted piece of wire	75
#7	twisted-up wet towel	100
#833	twitching claw	6
#25	twitching space egg	1
#13	twitching trigger finger	5
#4	two-handed depthsword	352
#16	ultimate ultimate frisbee	108
#12	ultrafondue	86
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#23	uncooked chorizo	263
#6	underwater slingshot	524
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#20	unearthed potsherd	170
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#18	unused walkie-talkie	62
#45	unusual disco ball	23
#79	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
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#20	urchin roe	2
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#1545	useless powder	7
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#42	vampire chowder	58
#43	vampire collar	59
#1601	vampire duck-on-a-string	3
#19	vampire glitter	21
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#6	vampire pearl earring	15
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🥉	vampire pearl ring	15
#4	velcro boots	21
#15	velcro broadsword	4
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#49	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	128
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#6	vial of Gnomochloric acid	217
#89	vial of The Glistening	7
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#25	vial of blood simple syrup	15
#23	vial of hamethyst juice	15
#10	vial of holy water	530
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#64	vial of patchouli oil	20
#19	vial of porquoise juice	15
#165	vibrating cyborg knife	19
#10	vicious spiked collar	1
#67	viking helmet	300
#5	villainous scythe	2
#319	vinegar	122
#79	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	433
#6	vinyl boots	15
#14	vinyl ore	137
🥉	vinyl shield	29
#60	violent pastilles	1
#329	vitachoconutriment capsule	18
#45	vodka and cranberry	54
#19	vodka and tonic	105
🥈	vodka gibson	100
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#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#35	volcanic ash	207
#141	volleyball	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#122	vorpal blade	87
#29	votive candle	25
#95	wad of cotton	26
#233	wad of dough	244
#150	wad of slimy rags	4
#8	wad of spider silk	1
#112	wad of tofu	89
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#131	walrus ice cream	1
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#260	wang	9
#32	war tongs	135
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#8	warbear accoutrements chunk	313
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
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#5	warbear battery	266
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#90	warbear bearserker mead	6
#17	warbear bearserker potion	93
#368	warbear beeping telegram	2
#10	warbear blizzard mead	42
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#47	warbear breakfast machine assembler	11
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#79	warbear drone assembler	7
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
🥉	warbear electro-spiked helm	2
#64	warbear empathy chip	9
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#51	warbear energy bracers	4
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#16	warbear feasting bread	33
#70	warbear feasting mead	11
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#313	warbear gyrocopter	2
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#6	warbear helm fragment	340
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#77	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	15
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#68	warbear liquid lasers	2
#24	warbear liquid overcoat	75
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#144	warbear officer requisition box	3
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#311	warbear procedural hilarity drone	3
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#89	warbear requisition box	70
#188	warbear robo-camouflage unit	7
#282	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
🥈	warbear soda machine	1
#41	warbear soda machine assembler	12
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#12	warbear thermoregulator bread	40
#6	warbear trouser fragment	347
#22	warbear wardance potion	73
#13	warbear warrior bread	32
#12	warbear warscarf	1
#231	warbear whosit	692
🥈	warm El Vibrato drone	15
#42	warm fur	1
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#60	wasabi marble soda	5
#17	wasabi pocky	29
#4	wasabi-infused sake	119
🥈	washboard shield	1
#42	water pipe bomb	2,507
#59	water purification pills	421
#13	water wings	217
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#61	water-polo mitt	2
#71	watered-down Red Minotaur	49
🥉	waterlogged bootstraps	25
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🥉	wax pants	15
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
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#15	weighted paperclip chain	15
#16	weremoose spit	133
#15	wet stew	54
#27	wet venom duct	20
#31	whalebone corset	74
#649	wheel	5
#20	whimpering willow bark	61
#44	whip kit	16
#295	whisker pencil	24
#53	whiskey and cola	64
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#80	whiskey sour	33
#97	white Canadian	47
#18	white Xanadian	80
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#6	white belt	53
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#21	white class ring	596
#52	white collar	50
#56	white hat hacker T-shirt	26
#262	white lightning	52
#7	white picket fence	494
#308	white pixel	101
#114	white rice	20
#43	white satin pants	149
#46	white satin shield	75
#108	white snake skin	124
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#49	white sword	151
#88	white whip	1
#5	white-label gin	3
#29	whole roasted chicken	9
#15	whole turkey leg	305
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#6	wiffle-flail	150
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#5	willowy bonnet	6
#22	willyweed	149
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#79	wind-up meatcar	138
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#75	wine spritzer	17
#34	wine-soaked bone chips	25
#20	wings of fire	15
#979	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4
#36	witch hat	15
#5	witch wart	51
#72	witch's bread	1
#56	witch's brew	1
#66	witty rapier	135
#69	wizard action figure	1
#13	woim	3
#17	woimbook	2
#7	wok lobster	45
#715	wolf mask	10
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#36	wonderwall shield	58
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#9	wooden salad bowl	51
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#16	wool sock	6
#61	woolen cravat	1
#25	world's most unappetizing beverage	7
#29	world's smallest violin	71
#68	worn tophat	59
#10	worst candy	95
#737	worthless gewgaw	2
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#650	worthless trinket	2
#52	woven baling wire bracelets	13
#24	wreath of laurels	20
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	wrench bracelet	44
#12	wriggling severed nose	12
🥉	wriggling tentacle	25
#19	wristwatch of the white knight	5
#114	wumpus hair	18
#7	wumpus-hair bolo	15
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#5	wumpus-hair net	4
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#5	wumpus-hair whip	6
#4	wumpus-hair wig	3
#55	wussiness potion	505
#1264	x-ray specs	3
#6	yak anorak	257
#280	yak skin	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#4	yakskin skirt	200
#41	yam candy	6
#7	ye olde golde frontes	51
#81	yellow brick road	17
#409	yellow candy heart	88
#200	yellow candygram	4
#73	yellow drunki-bear	10
#52	yellow gummi ingot	632
#10	yellow matter custard	13
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#10	yellow plastic hard hat	116
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#6	yellow puck	2
#1780	yellow snowcone	3
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#248	yeti fur	972
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#88	yohohoyo	42
#75	your own black heart	7
#125	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#49	yummy death watch beetle	74
#7	zen motorcycle	25
#148	zmobie	1
#90	zombie hollandaise	15
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,271,395 items total!

what items are this player missing?