Museum :: Oldsfrk

Oldsfrk

Rank	Item	Quantity
#87	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#258	"DRINK ME" potion	83
#43	"Humorous" T-shirt	7
#19	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	5
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#88	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#83	"caramel" orange	29
#115	"meat" stick	1
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#92	1,970 carat gold	7
#398	1-ball	12
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#60	11-leaf clover	12
#241	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#17	20-lb can of rice and beans	28
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#1081	33398 scroll	2
#407	334 scroll	12
#221	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#140	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#520	6-ball	8
#133	64067 scroll	4
#273	668 scroll	3
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#25	7-inch discus	2
#2244	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#81	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#159	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	7
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#22	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#35	A Light that Never Goes Out	4
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#67	ASCII fu manchu	5
#58	ASCII shirt	66
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#71	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#24	Aerheads	3
#66	Afternoon Delight	3
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#80	Aggressive Carrot	3
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#21	Aldebaran sardines	4
#245	Alewife™ Ale	2
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#217	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#9	Alice's Army Bowman	118
#6	Alice's Army Cleric	126
#6	Alice's Army Coward	130
#8	Alice's Army Dervish	32
#15	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	5
#11	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#22	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	4
#26	Alice's Army Foil Page	3
#35	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#260	Alice's Army Guard	1
#4	Alice's Army Halberder	308
#6	Alice's Army Hammerman	143
#7	Alice's Army Horseman	118
#8	Alice's Army Lanceman	109
#5	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	337
#8	Alice's Army Martyr	36
#7	Alice's Army Ninja	325
#7	Alice's Army Nurse	295
#6	Alice's Army Page	297
#7	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	323
#11	Alice's Army Sniper	29
#5	Alice's Army Spearsman	278
#5	Alice's Army Swordsman	350
#7	Alice's Army Wallman	307
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#69	Ambitious Turkey	10
#22	Amnesiac Ale	4
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#15	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#75	Amulet of Yendor	272
#67	Ancient Protector Soda	10
#879	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#505	Angry Farmer candy	154
#41	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	57
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#8	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	4
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
🥇	Apriling band helmet	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#23	Arr, M80	2
#36	Arrrmetia trading card	4
#19	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	12
#18	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	13
#18	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	14
#29	Artist's Spatula of Despair	8
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#51	Asleep in the Cemetery	16
#63	Atomic Comic	5
#44	Atomic Pop	32
#69	Aura Libre	1
#42	AutumnFest ale	4
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#27	Aye Aye	5
#42	Aye Aye, Captain	2
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#48	Azurite	5
#168	BACON	5
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#608	BGE merchandise order form	5
#189	BGE pocket calendar	4
#552	BGE shotglass	13
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#88	BOOterfinger	3
#38	BOOtonniere	2
#101	BRAINS shorts	13
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#129	BRICKO brick	2,491
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#71	BRICKO eye brick	1,320
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#67	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#95	BRICKO reactor	2
#91	BRICKO stud	3
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#45	BROS Energy Drink	12
#388	BURT	53
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#299	Baja sopapilla	1
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#236	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	42
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#394	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#75	Barulio's bottle	7
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#121	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#32	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	8
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	30
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#76	Battlie Light Saver	17
#64	Beach Buck	154
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#63	Beignet Milgranet	3
#14	Belt of Howling Anger	29
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#58	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	10
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#102	Big Punk	2
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#157	Bit O' Ectoplasm	16
#33	Bit O' Quail Spleen	9
#89	BitterSweetTarts	30
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#5	BittyCar MeatCar	3
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#7	Black Bart's Booty	4
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#39	Black Hole	3
#172	Black No. 2	62
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#26	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	3
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#226	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#11	Blood 'n' Plenty	51
#189	Blood Light	23
#36	Bloody Nora	3
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#70	Bohemian rhapsody	11
#36	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#419	Bonerdagon necklace	28
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
🥇	Boosty Juice	24
#14	Boots of Twilight Whispers	25
#40	Boozehounds Anonymous token	29
#35	Bordeaux Marteaux	10
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#93	Boris's key lime	8
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#668	Boris's ring	2
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#1647	Boss Bat britches	5
#68	Boss Drops	10
#109	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#87	Bowl of Scorpions	4
#17	Bowlet	11
#13	Boxing Day Pass	57
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#41	Bram's choker	4
#106	Brandonian footlocker key	2
#48	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#101	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	19
#18	Breathitin™	2
#55	Bright Water	2
#361	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	20
#60	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#68	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	6
#47	Bustle Hustler	2
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#33	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	14
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#163	C.H.U.M. knife	6
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1699	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#54	CRIMBCOIDS mints	31
#58	CRIMBCOLOAF	28
#109	CSA all-purpose soap	12
#132	CSA bravery badge	10
#127	CSA cheerfulness ration	30
#103	CSA discount card	63
#266	CSA fire-starting kit	38
#62	CSA obedience grenade	236
#117	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	47
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#93	Camp Scout pup tent	91
#64	Candicaine	2
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
🥇	Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#37	Cement Mixer	3
#27	Centauri fish wine	4
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#65	Charity's choker	4
#29	Charleston Choo-Choo	6
#15	Charter: Nellyville	5
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#73	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#46	Chinese curse words	7
#32	Choco-Mint patty	23
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#24	Chori Zo trading card	5
#41	Christmas ham	2
#571	Chroner	1
#13	Chubby and Plump bar	172
#37	Churchill	1
#15	Cinco Mayo Lager	13
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#75	Claybender glasses	10
#24	Climate Colada	2
#137	Cloaca Cola Polar	5
#629	Cloaca grenade	22
#44	Cloaca-Cola	1,077
#37	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	73
#130	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	18
#163	Cloaca-Cola helmet	13
#46	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	109
#105	Cloaca-Cola shield	21
#121	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	6
#11	Cloak of Dire Shadows	33
#192	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#699	Codpiece of the Goblin King	11
#78	Coily™	1
#144	Coinspiracy	5
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#9	Cold Fang	1
#345	Cold Hots candy	18
#4	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2
#72	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	11
#88	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	15
#27	Comet Drop	7
#36	Comet Pop	15
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#4	Conspiracy™ mascara	2
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#226	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	11
#14	Cornbeefadon	17
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#87	Corpse Island iced tea	52
#146	Cosmic Calorie	17
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#22	Cracklin' Oat Bran	62
#42	Crazymaker	4
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#45	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	82
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#87	Crimbo Factory surprise box	33
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#103	Crimbo candied pecan	285
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	4
#88	Crimbo crystal shards	2
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#90	Crimbo food scraps	89
#93	Crimbo fudge	378
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#55	Crimbo paste	2
#98	Crimbo peppermint bark	327
#95	Crimbo pie	41
#60	Crimbo salad	8
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#100	Crimbo train emergency brake	36
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#51	Crimbo ukulele	3
#94	Crimbo wreath	6
#88	Crimbojito	3
#27	Crimbolex watch	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#107	Crimbonium fuel rod	24
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#211	Crimbot battery	3
#168	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	22
#72	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#156	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#90	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	6
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#189	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	18
#172	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
#170	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	21
#222	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#129	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	3
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#183	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	19
#104	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	5
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#181	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	19
#180	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	7
#218	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	13
#126	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	4
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#58	Crimbough	1
#69	Crimboween memo	94
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#89	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	133
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#300	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	3
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#26	Crimbuccaneer runebone	2
#110	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#32	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#1491	Crimbuck	183
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#195	Crown of the Goblin King	105
#94	Cursed Punch	1
#4	Cycloney	3
#314	D roll	4
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#68	DNOTC Box	5
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#43	Dad's brandy	2
#90	Daffy Taffy	472
#42	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	2
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	2
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	2
#36	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	6
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#58	Daisy's unclean bloomers	3
#114	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#43	Das Überkühlraum trading card	3
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#149	Deactivated O. A. F.	5
#6	Dear Past Self Package	2
#60	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	6
#72	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#4	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	7
#18	Dinsey Whinskey	6
#13	Dinsey face paint	4
#17	Dinsey food-cone	4
🥉	Dinsey tattoo kit	9
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#28	Disgeist	7
#38	Dish of Clarified Butter	2
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#410	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	3
#22	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	937
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#355	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#46	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#25	Doc's Fortifying Wine	5
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#30	Doc's Smartifying Wine	3
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#4	Doll Moll violin case	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#281	Dolphin King's crown	16
#845	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#31	Doublepunchplanter	2
#308	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	12
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#5	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	3
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#5	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#5	Dressage	2
#11	Drip Institute petri dish	3
#6	Drip harness	4
#38	Driplet	1
#11	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	93
#794	Drowsy Sword	20
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#38	Dump Truck	5
#50	Duskwalker fangs	13
#121	Duskwalker syringe	4
#151	Dust bunny	9
#78	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#482	Dyspepsi grenade	27
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#35	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	63
#112	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#143	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	15
#31	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	132
#64	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	25
#77	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	8
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#30	Easter grasshopper	3
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
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🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
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#266	tiny plastic fruit golem	23
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#231	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	60
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#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
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#228	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	62
#229	tiny plastic spooky vampire	27
#251	tiny plastic stab bat	57
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#52	vinyl shield	1
#52	violent pastilles	2
#165	viral DNA	3
#30	viral video	5
#25	virgin jello shot	4
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#70	vitachoconutriment capsule	49
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#297	vodka and cranberry	7
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#602	vorpal blade	4
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#696	wad of tofu	1
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#124	warbear foil hat	2
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#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
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#49	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	24
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#190	warbear liquid overcoat	6
🥈	warbear long johns	2
#438	warbear metalworking primer	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
🥇	warbear plain ushanka	3
#238	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
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#420	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#217	warbear soda machine assembler	2
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
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#108	warbear wardance potion	18
#104	warbear warrior bread	2
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#42	warm fur	1
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#20	warm war shawarma	2
#70	wasabi marble soda	3
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🥈	washboard shield	1
#19	water balloon	1
#412	water pipe bomb	77
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#331	water wings	2
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#15	waterlogged bootstraps	4
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#63	wet stew	7
#160	wet venom duct	1
#87	whale cerebrospinal fluid	5
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#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
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#86	whole turkey leg	4
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#133	whoopie cushion	192
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#28	wiffle-flail	4
#11	wild honey pie	4
#106	willyweed	15
#129	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
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#62	wind-up ensign	6
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#87	wind-up vampire teeth	4
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#33	windicle	2
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#47	wings of fire	2
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#39	witch's brew	3
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#69	wizard action figure	1
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#51	wok lobster	3
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#30	wolfskull mask	2
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#512	worthless trinket	4
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#82	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
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#235	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#588	wrench bracelet	4
#15	wrench handle	1
#64	wriggling severed nose	2
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#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#74	x-ray mirror	1
#88	x-ray specs	232
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#95	yak skin	18
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#34	yakskin skirt	2
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#59	ye olde golde frontes	4
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#75	yellow candygram	28
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#63	yellow plastic hard hat	2
#19	yellow plastic oyster egg	219
#9	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	310
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#55	yellow snowcone	420
#27	yellow striped oyster egg	83
#1198	yeti fur	13
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#333	yo	29
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#15	yohohoyo	419
#194	yule gruel	1
#125	yule hatchet	2
#51	yule pup	3
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#117	zmobie	2
#57	zombie	2
#100	zombie hollandaise	13
#476	zombie pineal gland	10

Wow, that's 586,660 items total!

what items are this player missing?