| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #123 | Barney's rake | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #30 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #19 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #18 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #209 | CSA fire-starting kit | 64 |
| #19 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #112 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #105 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #17 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #28 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Essence of Annoyance | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #141 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #148 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #10 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #8 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #10 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #22 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion universal screwdriver | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #480 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #24 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #29 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #23 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #20 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #137 | My First Art of War | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #143 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #21 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #15 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #13 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #10 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #7 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #122 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #99 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #30 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| 🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #19 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #14 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #4 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 53 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 84 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #23 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #16 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #52 | black slime glob | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #44 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
| #25 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #17 | bulky free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #15 | burnt flower | 2,273 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| 🥇 | ceramic scree | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chinos | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chunks | 1 |
| #15 | cheap plastic kazoo | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| 🥇 | chiffon carbage | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #6 | chiffon chevrons | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #55 | coffee pixie stick | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien plant sample | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #84 | compounded experience | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #6 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #6 | cozy bazooka | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed microwave | 1 |
| 🥈 | cursed pony keg | 1 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #24 | doll-eye amulet | 1 |
| #58 | dollar sign | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy snail shell | 1 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #55 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #10 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #10 | fascinating alien plant sample | 1 |
| #6 | fascinating alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #172 | fat loot token | 19 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #5 | fiberglass fibers | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #62 | finger cuffs | 1 |
| #29 | fire crackers | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #296 | fistful of ashes | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| 🥇 | flagstone flagments | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #13 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine smithereens | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #17 | giant free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #16 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #58 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #96 | government requisition form | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | greedy ghostling | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #61 | green slime glob | 1 |
| 🥇 | gregarious ghostling | 1 |
| 🥇 | grinning ghostling | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #15 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #8 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #10 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #23 | grubby woolball | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #20 | high-end ginger wine | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #14 | honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #11 | house-sized mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #21 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | industrial frosting | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #29 | inflammable leaf | 1 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #20 | intricate clockwork big hand | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #7 | intricate clockwork cuckoo | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #16 | intricate clockwork little hand | 1 |
| #15 | intricate clockwork numeral I | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral II | 1 |
| #12 | intricate clockwork numeral III | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IV | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral IX | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral V | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral VIII | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral X | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XI | 1 |
| #11 | intricate clockwork numeral XII | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #13 | leafy browns | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
| #49 | little parachute guy | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | loofah lumps | 1 |
| #72 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #69 | magical sausage | 1 |
| #63 | magical sausage casing | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #5 | marble molecules | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #65 | mouldering barrel | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #18 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #76 | normal barrel | 1 |
| #25 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #56 | orange slime glob | 1 |
| #178 | orc wrist | 1 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #5 | papier-mâché base | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché bowl | 1 |
| #47 | papier-mâché glob | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché handle | 1 |
| #4 | papier-mâché plaque | 1 |
| #20 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché trophy piñata | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #17 | papier-mâchine gun | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | paraffin pieces | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #86 | pint of sweat | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| 🥉 | pirate fork | 1 |
| #4 | pirate radio ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | piratical blunderbuss | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #26 | pixel rock | 1 |
| #11 | plain calzone | 1 |
| #18 | plastic spider ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #20 | plump free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #16 | plush alien hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #16 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | polyesterene powder | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #9 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #122 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #127 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #97 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #11 | ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #33 | red rocket | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #95 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #103 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #14 | roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #19 | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #67 | rotting barrel | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #10 | sausage golem | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #12 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #19 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #20 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #10 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #18 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #5 | signal receiver | 2 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #26 | small golem | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #62 | snake skin | 1 |
| #9 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #15 | spant egg casing | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #26 | spare chocolate parts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #44 | special edition Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #113 | sprinkles | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass serape | 1 |
| #4 | stained glass shards | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass shield | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass shiv | 1 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #8 | stained glass stetson | 1 |
| #9 | stained glass suspenders | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #9 | steel knuckles | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed club | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tidbits | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #21 | toxo | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #29 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #30 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #4 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #5 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| 🥇 | velour veneer | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #70 | void burger | 1 |
| #66 | void lager | 1 |
| #85 | void stone | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 3 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #120 | water-polo cap | 2 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #18 | wax face | 1 |
| #16 | wax hand | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #12 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
| #137 | wriggling worm | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #5 | wrought-iron flakes | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #6 | yam battery | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #38 | yellow rocket | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |