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dune rune

Rank	Item	Quantity
#91	"DRINK ME" potion	501
🥈	"KICK ME" sign	2,265
#8	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	567
#36	"meat" stick	101
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#347	1-ball	15
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#429	2-ball	10
#520	3-ball	8
#552	4-ball	7
#79	4-dimensional guitar	40
#647	5-ball	5
#520	6-ball	8
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#9	Aerheads	42
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
🥈	Afternoon Delight	16,988
#23	Aldebaran sardines	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#122	BACON	42
#4	BRICKO bat	500
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#9	BRICKO turtle	104
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#51	Barulio's bottle	12
#32	Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy	1
#28	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	9
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#16	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	24
#19	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	6
#24	Beach Buck	438
#67	Better Than Cuddling Cake	42
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#21	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,300
#170	Blatantly Canadian	20
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#5	Boss Drops	538
#4	Bowlet	58
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#18	Brain Food Pastaco	3
#94	Bram's choker	1
#16	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2,536
#35	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	13
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#68	CSA all-purpose soap	77
#46	CSA bravery badge	278
#51	CSA discount card	279
#110	CSA fire-starting kit	218
#57	CSA obedience grenade	309
#19	Caipiranha	10
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#77	Camp Scout pup tent	134
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#102	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#17	Claybender glasses	46
#20	Cloaca Cola Polar	802
#56	Cloaca-Cola	863
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#121	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#70	Coinspiracy	95
#104	Comet Pop	1
#5	Cornbeefadon	50
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1484	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#36	Crimbojito	13
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#223	D roll	27
🥇	DUFRESNE Suds	17,894
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#15	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	42
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#4	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	324
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#48	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	10
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#5	Disgeist	50
#7	Dish of Clarified Butter	500
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#14	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2,507
#488	Drowsy Sword	39
#10	Duskwalker fangs	67
#166	Dyspepsi-Cola	493
#45	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	40
#48	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	40
#46	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	40
#26	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	18
#15	Earth and Firewater	10
#29	Effermint™ tablets	252
🥇	Egnaro berry	1,154
#6	Elmley shades	203
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#147	Fantasma en la Máquina	13
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
#32	Flaming Mohobo	10
#13	Frat Army FGF	1,000
#250	Friendliness Beverage	5
#142	Frosty's frosty mug	12
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
🥇	Fu Manchu Wax	2,660
#90	FunFunds™	15
#5	Gaia beads	1,000
#74	Game Grid ticket	277
#155	Game Grid token	11
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Dude	5
#14	Gene Tonic: Pirate	5
#11	Ghost Dog Chow	500
🥇	Glum berry	1,111
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#48	Gnollish flyswatter	86
#53	Gnollish plunger	77
#486	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#10	Grasshopper	11
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#126	Greaves of the Murk Lord	3
#18	Green Manalishi	645
#7	Green Muslin	12
#10	Groll doll	506
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#127	Helm of the Scream Emperor	3
#15	Hippy Army MPE	1,000
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#352	Hollandaise helmet	5
#11	Horsery contract	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#16	Humanitini	13
#239	Iiti Kitty phone charm	12
#361	Imp Ale	525
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#6	Jack-O-Lantern beer	500
#15	Jackhammer	10
#11	Jacob's rung	28
🥇	Jamocha berry	1,156
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#17	Jefferson wings	127
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
🥇	Keese berry	1,121
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#158	Knob Goblin melon baller	19
#171	Knob Goblin pants	99
#181	Knob Goblin scimitar	91
#141	Knob Goblin seltzer	177
#516	Knob Goblin spatula	5
#138	Knob Goblin superseltzer	72
#165	Knob Goblin tongs	112
#216	Knob Goblin visor	32
#24	Knob jelly donut	14
🥇	Knob lo mein	3,715
#79	Knob pasty	8
#13	Knob stir-fry	152
#147	Knob stuffed shells	10
🥇	Knoll lo mein	3,940
#178	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#51	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	1
#7	Kokomo Resort Pass	500
#95	LCD game: Burger Belt	3
#88	LCD game: Food Eater	5
#89	LCD game: Garbage River	5
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#45	LOV Enamorang	1
🥇	LOV Entrance Pass	159
#30	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	11
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#15	Lobos Mints	102
#7	Lockenstock™ sandals	1,000
#697	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	39
#15	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2,512
#804	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3
#201	Lucky Surprise Egg	42
#26	M-242	1,000
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#333	Mad Train wine	300
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#31	Marquis de Poivre soda	1,531
#12	Marvin's marvelous pill	42
#8	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	35
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#453	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#59	Meteorite-Ade	2
#235	Microplushie: Bropane	57
#245	Microplushie: Dorkonide	16
#225	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	26
#205	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	13
#190	Microplushie: Gothochondria	55
#193	Microplushie: Hippylase	77
#166	Microplushie: Hipsterine	8
#185	Microplushie: Hobomosome	39
#209	Microplushie: Otakulone	77
#232	Microplushie: Raverdrine	38
#195	Microplushie: Sororitrate	59
#37	Milk Studs	385
#185	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#73	Misty Cape	34
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#380	Misty Robe	1
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#185	Mohawk wig	70
#17	Monstar energy beverage	1,000
#68	Mortimer's nostrum	5
#105	Mountain Stream soda	539
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#19	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	235
🥇	Mu	11
#162	Mysterious Black Box	1
🥉	Mysterious Island iced tea	146
🥇	Nadsat berry	1,079
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#17	New Age healing crystal	4,904
#12	New Cloaca-Cola	34
#350	New Zealand iced tea	2
#18	Newark	10
#30	Nightmare Fuel	5
#122	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	12
#178	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
#119	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	13
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	8
#100	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
#106	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	9
#171	Nuclear Blastball	6
#24	O	42
#31	Oh, the Humanitini	10
#124	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	11
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#119	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#96	Othello's military jacket	1
#41	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
#9	Outer Wolf™ cologne	23
#16	PADL Phone	1,000
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#16	PEEZ dispenser	1,317
#58	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	217
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#4	Phil Collins	120
#32	Phlegethon	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#133	Pine-Fresh air freshener	28
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#19	Poké-Gro fertilizer	51
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#4	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	13,555
#201	Professor What T-Shirt	2
#11	Prunets	558
#19	Psychotic Train wine	141
#25	Punching Potion	5
#16	Punchplanter	10
#22	Racisto Ruidoso	14
#33	Rad Lib	311
#13	Raggedy Hippy doll	100
#206	Ram's Face Lager	212
#7	Red Balloon of Valor	20
#369	Red Pill	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#82	Rock and Roll Legend	27
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#86	SMOOCH soda	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#5	Sacramento wine	5,000
#15	Sasq™ watch	1
#20	Saturday Night Special	96
#1051	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#30	Shielding Potion	5
#10	Shot of Kardashian Gin	210
#28	Silly Little Love Song	1
#9	Simepore slime	28
#11	Sister Accessory	1
🥇	Sitrep berry	1,135
#51	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
🥇	Snarf berry	1,104
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#8	Space Baby children's book	15
#26	Space Tourist Phaser	54
#12	Spacegate Research	8,654
🥇	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	11
🥇	Spacegate military insignia	11
🥈	Spacegate scientist's insignia	11
#41	Spant eggs	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
#4	Stooper	46
#52	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
#147	Strix stix	12
#945	Summer Nights	1
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#57	Swizzler	341
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
🥈	Tales of Spelunking	508
#82	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	1
🥈	Tapioc berry	1,091
#25	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	3
#5	Telltale™ rubber heart	819
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#15	The Bomb	42
🥇	The Emperor's dry cleaning	1,145
#63	The Emperor's new cookie	1
🥇	The Emperor's new hat	456
🥇	The Emperor's new pants	456
🥇	The Emperor's new shirt	456
#13	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	8
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#11	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	10
#101	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#12	Transylvania Sling	14
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#46	Tuesday's ruby	97
#24	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	92
#5	Unspeakachu	43
#17	Uranium Omega of Temperance	20
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#57	VYKEA hex key	2
#75	Valentine	1,000
#42	Vicar's Tutu	1
#49	Volcoino	10
#21	Wal-Mart gift certificate	433
🥉	Wax Flask	892
#27	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	398
#20	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	70
#14	Whoompa Fur Pants	61
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#20	X	42
#134	X-37 gun	1
#69	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
#35	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	5
#29	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	4
#29	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	3
#18	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	1
#6	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	8
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	4
#8	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	5
#15	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	19
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#32	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	6
#36	Ye Olde Meade	101
#32	Yorick	1
#54	Zim Merman's guitar	14
#59	a butt tuba	34
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#73	accord ion	4
#16	accordion file	14
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#140	acid-squirting flower	35
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#28	actual tapas	88
#8	agnolotti arboli	52
#298	agua de vida	3
#13	alien gemstone	60
#25	alien meat	39
#23	alpine watercolor set	1
#23	amok putter	24
#248	amulet of extreme plot significance	68
#147	ancient Magi-Wipes	70
#44	ancient calendar	1
#45	ancient hot dog wrapper	1
#67	ancient ice cream scoop	17
#66	ancient oil painting of yourself	3
#161	ancient stone fist	7
#232	ancient stone head	1
#40	ankleweights	1
#2605	anniversary gift box	1
#1082	annoying pitchfork	1
#39	antimatter wad	12
#888	antique greaves	1
#898	antique helmet	1
#110	antique machete	7
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#44	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
#485	armgun	1
🥉	arrowgram	10,000
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#4	asbestos apron	216
#11	asbestos helmet turtle	38
#12	asbestos thermos	77
#140	asparagus knife	78
🥇	asparagus lo mein	1,865
#50	asteroid belt	1
#53	astral mushroom	500
#31	attorney's badge	131
#124	autocalliope	1
#11	backwoods banjo	1
#233	baconstone	32
#15	badge of authority	38
#133	badger badge	1
#83	bag of GORP	200
#15	bag of W&Ws	1,254
#430	balaclava	1
#32	balanced antler	4
#305	balloon helmet	1
#118	balloon sword	4
#39	banana	296
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#51	barrel gun	5
#12	barrel-aged martini	496
#40	barrelhead	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#9	basaltamander buckler	1
🥇	basic martini	3,942
#231	bat haggis	1
#7	bat whip	133
#39	batblade	173
#42	batskin belt	40
#37	battery-powered drill	1
#72	bauxite beret	1
#64	bauxite bow-tie	1
#67	bauxite boxers	1
#65	bean burrito	34
#56	bear claw	2
#47	beaten-up Chucks	10
#13	beavermouth	767
#55	beer bomb	1,000
#6	beer bong	1,000
#254	beer goggles	1
#8	beer helmet	1,000
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#10	beer-soaked mop	515
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#10	bejeweled pledge pin	1,000
#41	bezoar ring	1
#31	big bad voodoo mask	33
#94	big bass drum	26
#4	big bundle of chamoix	106
🥇	big dribbly candle	2,756
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#43	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
#352	bit of clingfilm	12
#13	black & tan	1,300
🥉	black and white cracker	64
#21	black blade	118
#208	black candy heart	58
#39	black cloak	14
#510	black eyedrops	1
#19	black forest cake	1,000
#17	black forest ham	1,000
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#41	black lotus	4
#9	black pudding	750
#667	black shield	1
#6	black slime glob	19
#12	black spot	102
#727	black sword	1
#840	black-and-blue light	3
#134	blackberry	200
#32	blended frozen swill	12
#41	bloodied surgical dungarees	22
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#49	bloody mary	79
#12	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
🥈	blue class ring	968
#842	blue plasma ball	3
#57	blue potion	16
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#28	blue shell	17
#365	blue snowcone	33
#8	boilermaker	500
#23	boiling broth	7
#42	bone abacus	52
#82	bone flute	43
#488	bone rattle	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#34	borrowed time	42
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#13	bottle of Evermore	1,000
#18	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1,015
#146	bottle of Pinot Renoir	11
#109	bottle of gin	394
#27	bottle of laundry sherry	71
#42	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#21	bottle of norwhiskey	144
#265	bottle of rum	248
#132	bottle of tequila	303
#140	bottle of vodka	253
#97	bottle of whiskey	693
#52	bottle of wine	48
#4	bottle opener belt buckle	1,000
🥉	bottlecap turtle	1,299
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#42	bouquet of circular saw blades	42
#142	bow staff	1
#779	bowl of cottage cheese	8
#23	bowl of eyeballs	54
#93	bowl of fishysoisse	9
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#92	box	189
#38	box of Dweebs	398
#5	box of Familiar Jacks	1,000
#47	box of bear arms	1
#1089	box of sunshine	212
🥉	box turtle	367
#144	boxed wine	272
#241	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#136	brain preservation fluid	1
#33	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	159
#50	brains casserole	11
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#29	brass bung spigot	1
#25	breadchucks	35
#335	brick	113
#10	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
#40	brocolate brogurt	1
#247	broken cellular phone	16
#130	broken sword	42
#56	brown felt tophat	52
#47	brown paper bag mask	42
#44	brown paper pants	43
#25	brown sugar cane	495
🥉	bubblegum heart	5,000
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
🥈	bubblin' crude	75,000
#62	bucket of wine	19
#65	buffalo dime	3
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#44	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
#70	bugged balaclava	1
#13	bullet-proof corduroys	1,000
#310	bum cheek	61
#120	bunch of square grapes	52
#206	bunny liver	42
#8	burning newspaper	500
🥇	button rouge	5,000
#23	camouflage T-shirt	1
#18	can of Binarrrca	782
#52	can of Swiller	121
#209	can of black paint	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#164	can of starch	1
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#39	solid gold jewel	82
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#10	sommelier's towel	52
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#32	soul knife	1
#35	soul mask	1
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#339	spaghetti cult mask	1
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#14	spants	1
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#283	spiced rum	2
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#143	spiked femur	33
#15	spiky turtle helmet	6
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#62	splendid martini	1
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#246	spooky stick	46
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🥇	stale cheer wine	2,319
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#234	still-beating spleen	1
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#69	sugar sheet	500
#19	super-size brogurt	5
#10	superamplified boom box	1,000
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#18	sweet roll Alabama	1,143
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#190	tap shoes	10
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#11	tarnished tastevin	50
#100	tattered scrap of paper	91
#10	tea for one	1,000
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
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#30	temperance whiskey	10
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#26	three-legged pants	66
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#21	time residue	74
#14	time's arrow	100
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#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
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#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
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#26	tiny plastic turtle tamer	113
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#19	tofurkey leg	236
#20	tofurkey nugget	13
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#1866	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
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#23	topiary necktie	1
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#35	topiary tights	1
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#28	transporter transponder	500
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#18	turtle wax helmet	7
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🥇	turtle-shaped rock	1,860
🥇	turtlemail bits	60,841
🥈	turtlemail breeches	777
🥉	turtlemail coif	777
🥇	turtlemail hauberk	777
🥇	turtling rod	7,777
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#19	unrequired jacket	27
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#15	warbear dress bracers	1
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#42	warbear drone codes	1
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#117	warbear gyro	2
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#5	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	248
#199	warbear laser beacon	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
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#93	water pipe bomb	1,000
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#7	wax pancake	77
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#78	weegee sqouija	1
#56	whalebone corset	37
🥇	whatsit-covered turtle shell	212
#69	whimpering willow bark	7
#140	whiskey in a broken glass	13
#8	whiskey squeeze	20
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#90	white pixel	806
#463	white satin pants	5
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#4	wind-up spider	1,182
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#44	witch's bread	3
#432	witty rapier	3
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#30	wolfskull mask	2
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#76	world's smallest violin	13
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#31	wreath of laurels	16
#23	wriggling worm	368
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#4	yam candy	38
#539	yellow candy heart	42
#399	yellow candygram	1
#606	yohohoyo	1
#103	yule pup	1
#17	zmobie	153

Wow, that's 1,170,803 items total!

what items are this player missing?