#91 | "DRINK ME" potion | 501 |
🥈 | "KICK ME" sign | 2,265 |
#8 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 567 |
#36 | "meat" stick | 101 |
#577 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
#347 | 1-ball | 15 |
#645 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 6 |
#239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
#429 | 2-ball | 10 |
#520 | 3-ball | 8 |
#552 | 4-ball | 7 |
#79 | 4-dimensional guitar | 40 |
#647 | 5-ball | 5 |
#520 | 6-ball | 8 |
#921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
#654 | 7-ball | 6 |
#50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
#64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
#60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
#68 | Accordion of Jordion | 2 |
#9 | Aerheads | 42 |
#71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
🥈 | Afternoon Delight | 16,988 |
#23 | Aldebaran sardines | 2 |
🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
#1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
#122 | BACON | 42 |
#4 | BRICKO bat | 500 |
#69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
#63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
#61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
#9 | BRICKO turtle | 104 |
#40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
#51 | Barulio's bottle | 12 |
#32 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
#28 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 9 |
#40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
#16 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 24 |
#19 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 6 |
#24 | Beach Buck | 438 |
#67 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 42 |
#883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#21 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1,300 |
#170 | Blatantly Canadian | 20 |
#815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#5 | Boss Drops | 538 |
#4 | Bowlet | 58 |
#34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
#18 | Brain Food Pastaco | 3 |
#94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
#16 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2,536 |
#35 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 13 |
#183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
#68 | CSA all-purpose soap | 77 |
#46 | CSA bravery badge | 278 |
#51 | CSA discount card | 279 |
#110 | CSA fire-starting kit | 218 |
#57 | CSA obedience grenade | 309 |
#19 | Caipiranha | 10 |
#45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
#46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
#77 | Camp Scout pup tent | 134 |
#104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
#105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
#101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
#91 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
#78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
#102 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
#17 | Claybender glasses | 46 |
#20 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 802 |
#56 | Cloaca-Cola | 863 |
#1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
#1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
#121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
#70 | Coinspiracy | 95 |
#104 | Comet Pop | 1 |
#5 | Cornbeefadon | 50 |
#134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
#1484 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
#17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
#161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
#17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
#16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
#83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
#16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
#36 | Crimbojito | 13 |
#87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
#4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
#223 | D roll | 27 |
🥇 | DUFRESNE Suds | 17,894 |
#48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
#15 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 42 |
#44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
#46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
#4 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 324 |
#46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
#46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
#48 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 10 |
#136 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
#5 | Disgeist | 50 |
#7 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 500 |
#41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
#1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
#14 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 2,507 |
#488 | Drowsy Sword | 39 |
#10 | Duskwalker fangs | 67 |
#166 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 493 |
#45 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 40 |
#48 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 40 |
#46 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 40 |
#26 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 18 |
#15 | Earth and Firewater | 10 |
#29 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 252 |
🥇 | Egnaro berry | 1,154 |
#6 | Elmley shades | 203 |
#72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
#66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
#147 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 13 |
#15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
#41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
#40 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
#32 | Flaming Mohobo | 10 |
#13 | Frat Army FGF | 1,000 |
#250 | Friendliness Beverage | 5 |
#142 | Frosty's frosty mug | 12 |
#63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
🥇 | Fu Manchu Wax | 2,660 |
#90 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 15 |
#5 | Gaia beads | 1,000 |
#74 | Game Grid ticket | 277 |
#155 | Game Grid token | 11 |
#182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
#20 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 5 |
#14 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 5 |
#11 | Ghost Dog Chow | 500 |
🥇 | Glum berry | 1,111 |
#186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
#48 | Gnollish flyswatter | 86 |
#53 | Gnollish plunger | 77 |
#486 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 2 |
#31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
#10 | Grasshopper | 11 |
#215 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
#52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
#126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
#18 | Green Manalishi | 645 |
#7 | Green Muslin | 12 |
#10 | Groll doll | 506 |
#60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
#52 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
#127 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
#15 | Hippy Army MPE | 1,000 |
#488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
#352 | Hollandaise helmet | 5 |
#11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
#169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
#16 | Humanitini | 13 |
#239 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 12 |
#361 | Imp Ale | 525 |
#121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
#6 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 500 |
#15 | Jackhammer | 10 |
#11 | Jacob's rung | 28 |
🥇 | Jamocha berry | 1,156 |
#34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
#17 | Jefferson wings | 127 |
#60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
🥇 | Keese berry | 1,121 |
#837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
#996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
#973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
#1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
#1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
#997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
#158 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 19 |
#171 | Knob Goblin pants | 99 |
#181 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 91 |
#141 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 177 |
#516 | Knob Goblin spatula | 5 |
#138 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 72 |
#165 | Knob Goblin tongs | 112 |
#216 | Knob Goblin visor | 32 |
#24 | Knob jelly donut | 14 |
🥇 | Knob lo mein | 3,715 |
#79 | Knob pasty | 8 |
#13 | Knob stir-fry | 152 |
#147 | Knob stuffed shells | 10 |
🥇 | Knoll lo mein | 3,940 |
#178 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
#71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
#51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
#7 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 500 |
#95 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 3 |
#88 | LCD game: Food Eater | 5 |
#89 | LCD game: Garbage River | 5 |
#22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
#32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
#45 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
🥇 | LOV Entrance Pass | 159 |
#30 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 11 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
#29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
#47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
#15 | Lobos Mints | 102 |
#7 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1,000 |
#697 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 39 |
#15 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2,512 |
#804 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
#201 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 42 |
#26 | M-242 | 1,000 |
#172 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
#333 | Mad Train wine | 300 |
#261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
#129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
#31 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,531 |
#12 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 42 |
#8 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 35 |
#45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
#24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
#453 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
#182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
#59 | Meteorite-Ade | 2 |
#235 | Microplushie: Bropane | 57 |
#245 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
#225 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 26 |
#205 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 13 |
#190 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 55 |
#193 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 77 |
#166 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 8 |
#185 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 39 |
#209 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 77 |
#232 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 38 |
#195 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 59 |
#37 | Milk Studs | 385 |
#185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
#397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
#15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
#11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
#14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
#13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
#73 | Misty Cape | 34 |
#280 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
#380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
#972 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 13 |
#185 | Mohawk wig | 70 |
#17 | Monstar energy beverage | 1,000 |
#68 | Mortimer's nostrum | 5 |
#105 | Mountain Stream soda | 539 |
#164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
#248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
#34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
#19 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 235 |
🥇 | Mu | 11 |
#162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
🥉 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 146 |
🥇 | Nadsat berry | 1,079 |
#472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
#17 | New Age healing crystal | 4,904 |
#12 | New Cloaca-Cola | 34 |
#350 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
#18 | Newark | 10 |
#30 | Nightmare Fuel | 5 |
#122 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 12 |
#178 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 8 |
#119 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 13 |
#115 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 8 |
#100 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 9 |
#106 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 9 |
#171 | Nuclear Blastball | 6 |
#24 | O | 42 |
#31 | Oh, the Humanitini | 10 |
#124 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 11 |
#51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
#845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
#794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
#785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
#119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
#99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
#96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
#41 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
#9 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 23 |
#16 | PADL Phone | 1,000 |
🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
#16 | PEEZ dispenser | 1,317 |
#58 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 217 |
#146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
#4 | Phil Collins | 120 |
#32 | Phlegethon | 1 |
#618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
#133 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 28 |
#26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#19 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 51 |
#27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
#4 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 13,555 |
#201 | Professor What T-Shirt | 2 |
#11 | Prunets | 558 |
#19 | Psychotic Train wine | 141 |
#25 | Punching Potion | 5 |
#16 | Punchplanter | 10 |
#22 | Racisto Ruidoso | 14 |
#33 | Rad Lib | 311 |
#13 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 100 |
#206 | Ram's Face Lager | 212 |
#7 | Red Balloon of Valor | 20 |
#369 | Red Pill | 1 |
#280 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 3 |
#1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
#82 | Rock and Roll Legend | 27 |
#153 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
#15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
#14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
#12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
#12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
#86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
#10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
#5 | Sacramento wine | 5,000 |
#15 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
#20 | Saturday Night Special | 96 |
#1051 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#30 | Shielding Potion | 5 |
#10 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 210 |
#28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
#9 | Simepore slime | 28 |
#11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
🥇 | Sitrep berry | 1,135 |
#51 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 11 |
🥇 | Snarf berry | 1,104 |
#443 | Snow Queen Crown | 4 |
#42 | SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box | 1 |
#8 | Space Baby children's book | 15 |
#26 | Space Tourist Phaser | 54 |
#12 | Spacegate Research | 8,654 |
🥇 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 11 |
🥇 | Spacegate military insignia | 11 |
🥈 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 11 |
#41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
#19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
#5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
#4 | Stooper | 46 |
#52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
#147 | Strix stix | 12 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#57 | Swizzler | 341 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
🥈 | Tales of Spelunking | 508 |
#82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
🥈 | Tapioc berry | 1,091 |
#25 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 3 |
#5 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 819 |
#853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#15 | The Bomb | 42 |
🥇 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1,145 |
#63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
🥇 | The Emperor's new hat | 456 |
🥇 | The Emperor's new pants | 456 |
🥇 | The Emperor's new shirt | 456 |
#13 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 8 |
#50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
#42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
#43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#11 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 10 |
#101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
#18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
#11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
#12 | Transylvania Sling | 14 |
#936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
#157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#46 | Tuesday's ruby | 97 |
#24 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 92 |
#5 | Unspeakachu | 43 |
#17 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 20 |
#47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
#57 | VYKEA hex key | 2 |
#75 | Valentine | 1,000 |
#42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
#49 | Volcoino | 10 |
#21 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 433 |
🥉 | Wax Flask | 892 |
#27 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 398 |
#20 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 70 |
#14 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 61 |
#472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
#20 | X | 42 |
#134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
#69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
#35 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 5 |
#29 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 4 |
#29 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 3 |
#18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
#6 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 8 |
#9 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 4 |
#8 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 5 |
#15 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 19 |
#49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
#32 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 6 |
#36 | Ye Olde Meade | 101 |
#32 | Yorick | 1 |
#54 | Zim Merman's guitar | 14 |
#59 | a butt tuba | 34 |
#706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
#73 | accord ion | 4 |
#16 | accordion file | 14 |
#121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
#140 | acid-squirting flower | 35 |
#235 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
#28 | actual tapas | 88 |
#8 | agnolotti arboli | 52 |
#298 | agua de vida | 3 |
#13 | alien gemstone | 60 |
#25 | alien meat | 39 |
#23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
#23 | amok putter | 24 |
#248 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 68 |
#147 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 70 |
#44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
#45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
#67 | ancient ice cream scoop | 17 |
#66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
#161 | ancient stone fist | 7 |
#232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
#40 | ankleweights | 1 |
#2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
#39 | antimatter wad | 12 |
#888 | antique greaves | 1 |
#898 | antique helmet | 1 |
#110 | antique machete | 7 |
#906 | antique shield | 1 |
#948 | antique spear | 1 |
#44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
#485 | armgun | 1 |
🥉 | arrowgram | 10,000 |
#487 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
#4 | asbestos apron | 216 |
#11 | asbestos helmet turtle | 38 |
#12 | asbestos thermos | 77 |
#140 | asparagus knife | 78 |
🥇 | asparagus lo mein | 1,865 |
#50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
#53 | astral mushroom | 500 |
#31 | attorney's badge | 131 |
#124 | autocalliope | 1 |
#11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
#233 | baconstone | 32 |
#15 | badge of authority | 38 |
#133 | badger badge | 1 |
#83 | bag of GORP | 200 |
#15 | bag of W&Ws | 1,254 |
#430 | balaclava | 1 |
#32 | balanced antler | 4 |
#305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
#118 | balloon sword | 4 |
#39 | banana | 296 |
#121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#51 | barrel gun | 5 |
#12 | barrel-aged martini | 496 |
#40 | barrelhead | 1 |
#197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
#9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
🥇 | basic martini | 3,942 |
#231 | bat haggis | 1 |
#7 | bat whip | 133 |
#39 | batblade | 173 |
#42 | batskin belt | 40 |
#37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
#72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
#64 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
#67 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
#65 | bean burrito | 34 |
#56 | bear claw | 2 |
#47 | beaten-up Chucks | 10 |
#13 | beavermouth | 767 |
#55 | beer bomb | 1,000 |
#6 | beer bong | 1,000 |
#254 | beer goggles | 1 |
#8 | beer helmet | 1,000 |
#133 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
#10 | beer-soaked mop | 515 |
#690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
#10 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1,000 |
#41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
#31 | big bad voodoo mask | 33 |
#94 | big bass drum | 26 |
#4 | big bundle of chamoix | 106 |
🥇 | big dribbly candle | 2,756 |
#1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
#210 | big stick | 1 |
#43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
#352 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
#13 | black & tan | 1,300 |
🥉 | black and white cracker | 64 |
#21 | black blade | 118 |
#208 | black candy heart | 58 |
#39 | black cloak | 14 |
#510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
#19 | black forest cake | 1,000 |
#17 | black forest ham | 1,000 |
#694 | black greaves | 1 |
#695 | black helmet | 1 |
#41 | black lotus | 4 |
#9 | black pudding | 750 |
#667 | black shield | 1 |
#6 | black slime glob | 19 |
#12 | black spot | 102 |
#727 | black sword | 1 |
#840 | black-and-blue light | 3 |
#134 | blackberry | 200 |
#32 | blended frozen swill | 12 |
#41 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 22 |
#964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
#49 | bloody mary | 79 |
#12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
🥈 | blue class ring | 968 |
#842 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
#57 | blue potion | 16 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#28 | blue shell | 17 |
#365 | blue snowcone | 33 |
#8 | boilermaker | 500 |
#23 | boiling broth | 7 |
#42 | bone abacus | 52 |
#82 | bone flute | 43 |
#488 | bone rattle | 2 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#34 | borrowed time | 42 |
#165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
#13 | bottle of Evermore | 1,000 |
#18 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1,015 |
#146 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 11 |
#109 | bottle of gin | 394 |
#27 | bottle of laundry sherry | 71 |
#42 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
#21 | bottle of norwhiskey | 144 |
#265 | bottle of rum | 248 |
#132 | bottle of tequila | 303 |
#140 | bottle of vodka | 253 |
#97 | bottle of whiskey | 693 |
#52 | bottle of wine | 48 |
#4 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1,000 |
🥉 | bottlecap turtle | 1,299 |
#33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#42 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 42 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#779 | bowl of cottage cheese | 8 |
#23 | bowl of eyeballs | 54 |
#93 | bowl of fishysoisse | 9 |
#450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
#12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#92 | box | 189 |
#38 | box of Dweebs | 398 |
#5 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1,000 |
#47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
#1089 | box of sunshine | 212 |
🥉 | box turtle | 367 |
#144 | boxed wine | 272 |
#241 | boxing glove | 1 |
#66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
#136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
#33 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 159 |
#50 | brains casserole | 11 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#29 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
#25 | breadchucks | 35 |
#335 | brick | 113 |
#10 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 1 |
#40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
#247 | broken cellular phone | 16 |
#130 | broken sword | 42 |
#56 | brown felt tophat | 52 |
#47 | brown paper bag mask | 42 |
#44 | brown paper pants | 43 |
#25 | brown sugar cane | 495 |
🥉 | bubblegum heart | 5,000 |
#94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
🥈 | bubblin' crude | 75,000 |
#62 | bucket of wine | 19 |
#65 | buffalo dime | 3 |
#1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
#1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
#44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
#70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
#13 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1,000 |
#310 | bum cheek | 61 |
#120 | bunch of square grapes | 52 |
#206 | bunny liver | 42 |
#8 | burning newspaper | 500 |
🥇 | button rouge | 5,000 |
#23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
#18 | can of Binarrrca | 782 |
#52 | can of Swiller | 121 |
#209 | can of black paint | 1 |
#545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#164 | can of starch | 1 |
#18 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 264 |
#354 | candied yams | 26 |
#1861 | candy cane | 14 |
#30 | candy dress shoes | 2 |
#40 | candy necktie | 2 |
#30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
#49 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 2 |
#8 | carbonated soy milk | 1,000 |
#26 | carbonated water lily | 1,000 |
#23 | cardboard box turtle | 5 |
#45 | cardboard katana | 23 |
#76 | cardboard wakizashi | 63 |
#14 | carton of rotten eggs | 805 |
#22 | carton of snake milk | 251 |
🥉 | cartoon heart | 5,023 |
#5 | cashew | 500 |
#429 | cast | 35 |
#4 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 126 |
#28 | centipede eggs | 315 |
#78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
#74 | charming flute | 14 |
#39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
#1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
#95 | cheap plastic blowgun | 3 |
#58 | cheap sunglasses | 29 |
#128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
#185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
#107 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
#87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
#86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
#39 | chest barrel | 1 |
🥈 | chewable paper | 3,316 |
#26 | chintzy turtle brooch | 81 |
#55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
#11 | chloroform rag | 803 |
#714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
#6 | chocolate pocketwatch | 2 |
#175 | chocolate stolen accordion | 2 |
#14 | chocolate turtle totem | 326 |
#40 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 42 |
#173 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 12 |
#6 | chocotini | 16 |
#219 | chopsticks | 23 |
#8 | chrome helmet turtle | 122 |
#2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#41 | chunk of rock salt | 1,000 |
🥉 | cigar box turtle | 787 |
#7 | cinnamon cannoli | 11 |
#31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
#40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
#34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
#43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
#102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
#101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#798 | clown shoes | 1 |
#119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
#62 | clumsiness bark | 33 |
#86 | coal shovel | 1 |
#7 | cocoa chondrule | 150 |
#56 | cod cape | 1 |
#88 | coffin lid | 21 |
#145 | cold hi mein | 4 |
#623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
#43 | cold water bottle | 34 |
#507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
#23 | combat fan | 16 |
#89 | commemorative war stein | 1,000 |
#19 | communications windchimes | 1,000 |
#61 | compression stocking | 88 |
🥉 | contract enforcement stick | 1,143 |
#338 | cool whip | 10 |
#49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
#67 | corn holder | 36 |
#29 | cornucopia | 100 |
#705 | cornuthaum | 2 |
#4 | corpsebite | 284 |
#362 | costume sword | 1 |
#4 | counterfeit city | 50 |
#44 | crêepy mask | 29 |
#138 | cracker | 1 |
#37 | cranberries | 1,274 |
#19 | crayon shavings | 366 |
#333 | crazy little Turkish delight | 33 |
#11 | creepy doll head | 44 |
#21 | creepy ginger ale | 111 |
#10 | creepy voice box | 38 |
#35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
#706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
#17 | crudles | 70 |
#87 | crystal skeleton vodka | 2 |
#9 | crystal skull | 650 |
#40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
#13 | cuckoo clock | 1 |
#45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
#28 | cup of hickory chicory | 20 |
#597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
#47 | cuppa Voraci tea | 1 |
#161 | curmudgel | 9 |
#92 | cursed piece of thirteen | 15 |
#54 | cursed wishbone | 7 |
#33 | cute meteoroid | 6 |
#8 | cute mushroom | 94 |
#268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
#4 | daily dungeon malware | 61 |
#4 | dancing fan | 500 |
#32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
#53 | dead guy's watch | 263 |
#9 | dead lights pie | 94 |
#20 | dead meat bun | 50 |
🥈 | deadfall branch | 471 |
#180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#194 | delicious noodles | 13 |
#113 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
#267 | dense meat stack | 1,050 |
#63 | dented harmonica | 69 |
#151 | deodorant | 22 |
#16 | depantsing bomb | 745 |
#25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
#40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
#40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
#46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
#507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
#22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
#31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
#740 | designer handbag | 3 |
#154 | detective skull | 1 |
#6 | deviled egg | 500 |
#22 | devilish folio | 500 |
#14 | dew yoana lei | 13 |
#208 | diamond-studded cane | 36 |
#15 | didgeridooka | 1,000 |
#631 | dirty hobo gloves | 13 |
#752 | disassembled clover | 37 |
#532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
#91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
#1262 | disco mask | 5 |
#88 | dishrag | 10 |
#107 | disintegrating quill pen | 136 |
#154 | distilled fortified wine | 16 |
#8 | distressed denim pants | 1,000 |
#575 | disturbing fanfic | 141 |
#7 | divine blowout | 13,759 |
#29 | divine can of silly string | 2,213 |
#24 | divine champagne flute | 1,000 |
#35 | divine cracker | 500 |
#67 | divine noisemaker | 836 |
#59 | double-barreled sling | 32 |
#80 | double-ice box | 1 |
#104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
#171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
#931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
#19 | dreadlock whip | 983 |
#14 | dress pants | 33 |
#42 | drive-by shooting | 1 |
#111 | droopy doll eye | 1 |
#74 | dry martini | 15 |
#52 | dubious loincloth | 1 |
#136 | ducha de oro | 14 |
#905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
#290 | duct tape | 139 |
#127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#26 | dueling turtle | 12 |
#124 | duonoculars | 1 |
#5 | dusty animal skull | 50 |
#284 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 68 |
#323 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 60 |
#294 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 66 |
#328 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 54 |
#343 | dusty bottle of Port | 58 |
#350 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 44 |
#60 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 29 |
#896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
#671 | eXtreme scarf | 2 |
#14 | eagle feather | 500 |
#11 | edible alien plant bit | 142 |
#52 | eggbeater | 16 |
#179 | eggnog | 100 |
#10 | eighth plague | 65 |
#388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
#9 | eldritch essence | 36 |
#36 | electric snakebite | 26 |
#63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
#128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
#88 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
#172 | elephant stinger | 2 |
#125 | eleven-foot pole | 2 |
#77 | elven magi-pack | 140 |
#49 | elven medi-pack | 660 |
#22 | elven squeeze | 1,000 |
#193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
#49 | emergency margarita | 3 |
#75 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,992 |
#52 | enchanted bean burrito | 33 |
#34 | enchanted handwarmer | 10 |
#124 | enchantlers | 1 |
#8 | energy drink IV | 1,000 |
#218 | epic wad | 2 |
#9 | essential cameraderie | 21 |
#6 | essential soy | 50 |
#13 | essential tofu | 59 |
#130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
#11 | everfull glass | 7 |
#191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#88 | executive mime flask | 14 |
#191 | exotic jungle fruit | 1 |
#71 | expensive camera | 125 |
#19 | exploding cigar | 1,689 |
#24 | extra-flat panini | 50 |
#56 | extra-greasy slider | 54 |
#199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#207 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 13 |
#86 | extra-strength red potion | 7 |
#155 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 3 |
#1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
#952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
#522 | fake hand | 53 |
#13 | fake washboard | 1 |
#14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
#77 | fancy blue potion | 9 |
#4 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1,559 |
#787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
#924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
#36 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,000 |
#14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
#16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
#85 | fat stacks of cash | 331 |
#32 | ferret bait | 1,000 |
#22 | fettucini Inconnu | 100 |
#1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
#972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
#1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
#111 | filthy pestle | 39 |
#16 | filthy poultice | 1,000 |
#4 | fin-bit wax | 51 |
#80 | finger cymbals | 17 |
#5 | fire poi | 1,000 |
#30 | firemilk | 18 |
#87 | fishy wand | 1 |
#57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
#318 | flaming crutch | 20 |
#18 | flaming nose | 1 |
#4 | flask flops | 770 |
#35 | flask of Amontillado | 10 |
#19 | flask of embalming fluid | 1 |
#8 | flask of port | 22 |
#612 | flavored foot massage oil | 20 |
#41 | flimsy clipboard | 129 |
#7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
#7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
#7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
#326 | floaty sand | 49 |
#10 | flower petal pie | 498 |
#9 | flowing hippy skirt | 238 |
#472 | flute of flat champagne | 10 |
#22 | foam dart | 1,628 |
#54 | foam pistol | 1 |
#28 | folder (Seawolf) | 1 |
#793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#10 | forbidden danish | 11 |
#462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
#460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
#34 | freshwater pearl necklace | 64 |
#144 | frigid derringer | 1 |
#83 | frigid hankyū | 10 |
#37 | frilly shirt | 13 |
#94 | frilly skirt | 75 |
#64 | frost flower | 5 |
#706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#171 | frozen nunchaku | 21 |
#4 | frozen turtle shell | 458 |
#178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#12 | funky dried mushroom | 1,000 |
#5 | furniture dolly | 784 |
#8 | furry green turtle | 66 |
#428 | furry pants | 1 |
#49 | fusilli marrownarrow | 3 |
#459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
#477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
#87 | fuzzy montera | 34 |
#291 | ga-ga radio | 8 |
#18 | gallon of milk | 7 |
#949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
#16 | gas balloon | 1,000 |
#36 | gauze garter | 1,000 |
#63 | genie's bracers | 2 |
#67 | genie's pants | 2 |
#46 | genie's scimitar | 5 |
#84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
#18 | ghast iron Garibaldi | 1 |
#24 | ghast iron cleaver | 1 |
#17 | ghast iron codpiece | 1 |
#16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
#100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
#151 | ghost of a necklace | 40 |
#50 | ghost toga | 9 |
#57 | ghuol egg | 533 |
#39 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 39 |
#99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
#49 | giant cactus quill | 35 |
#1079 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
#1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
#229 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 20 |
#4 | giant driftwood sculpture | 97 |
#5 | giant foam finger | 1,000 |
#39 | giant gym membership card | 43 |
#13 | giant motorcycle boots | 29 |
#305 | giant needle | 154 |
#38 | giant penguin keychain | 49 |
#2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
#48 | giant safety pin | 70 |
#41 | giant turkey leg | 52 |
#54 | giant yellow hat | 1 |
#8 | gibson | 397 |
#93 | gift card | 1 |
#26 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 33 |
#99 | gingerbread bugbear | 265 |
#32 | gingerbread gavel | 3 |
#10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
#16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
#14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
#14 | gingerbread wine | 19 |
#5 | giraffe-necked turtle | 835 |
#157 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
#82 | gleaming oyster egg | 7 |
#74 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
#190 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
#34 | glob of cream cheese | 12 |
🥇 | glob of melted wax | 7,004 |
#224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#117 | glowing red eye | 180 |
#427 | gnauga hide | 10 |
#155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
#149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
#203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
#58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
#26 | go-go potion | 50 |
#491 | goat beard | 7 |
#573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
#55 | gob of wet hair | 1,000 |
#108 | goblin autoblowgun | 3 |
#114 | goblin hunting spear | 3 |
#6 | gold skull ring | 10 |
#16 | gold star | 500 |
#50 | golden gum | 42 |
#43 | golden gun | 42 |
#223 | good brain | 93 |
#52 | gooey lava globs | 10 |
#245 | goth kid t-shirt | 21 |
#24 | government requisition form | 214 |
🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
🥇 | government-issued necktie | 1 |
🥇 | government-issued slacks | 1 |
#60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
#223 | grass blade | 1 |
#194 | grass hat | 1 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#93 | grave robbing shovel | 28 |
#24 | gravy boat | 1 |
#13 | green LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
#406 | green candy heart | 42 |
#17 | green clay bead | 1,000 |
#243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#12 | green rocket | 5,000 |
#5 | green slime glob | 379 |
#5 | green smoke bomb | 455 |
#28 | grilled mooseflank | 95 |
#11 | grim fairy tale | 500 |
#7 | grimstone mask | 516 |
#112 | grinning turtle | 2 |
#63 | grogpagne | 4 |
#680 | grue egg | 39 |
🥉 | guard turtle collar | 535 |
🥇 | guard turtle shell | 1,607 |
#870 | guitar pick | 1 |
#6 | gummi turtle | 1,247 |
#23 | gumshoes | 1 |
#49 | gunky chicken | 18 |
#984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#36 | gym shorts | 1 |
#46 | hacked gibson | 5 |
#150 | haiku katana | 1 |
#7 | hairshirt | 1 |
#8 | half-melted spoon | 31 |
#93 | half-orchid | 98 |
#42 | half-size scalpel | 20 |
#124 | half-sized guitar | 9 |
#17 | hamburger | 232 |
#254 | hamethyst | 30 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#42 | handful of Smithereens | 296 |
#1034 | handful of confetti | 40 |
#235 | handful of hand chalk | 172 |
#90 | handful of nuts and berries | 111 |
#35 | handful of pine needles | 1,048 |
🥈 | handful of sand | 100,000 |
#8 | hardboiled egg | 40 |
#329 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
#11 | haunted paddle-ball | 33 |
#45 | head mirror | 17 |
#62 | headhunter necktie | 22 |
#5 | heart cozy | 500 |
#16 | heart of rock and roll | 42 |
#267 | heart-shaped balloon | 42 |
🥈 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 500 |
#53 | heat-resistant gloves | 1 |
#454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
#541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
#129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
#34 | heavy-duty clipboard | 2 |
🥇 | hedgeturtle | 14,540 |
#11 | hell in a bucket | 31 |
#60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
#9 | helmet turtle | 50,006 |
🥉 | hemp net | 1,000 |
#892 | hemp string | 1 |
#5 | henna face paint | 420 |
#57 | herb brownies | 420 |
#1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
#104 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 1 |
#283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
#103 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
#62 | hippy bongo | 42 |
#11 | hippy medical kit | 1,000 |
#11 | hippy protest button | 1,000 |
#17 | hobo paste | 17 |
🥉 | holy bomb, batman | 500 |
#11 | honey dipper | 1 |
#39 | honey-dipped locust | 163 |
#8 | honeybritches | 1 |
#19 | honeycap | 1 |
#186 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 9 |
#5 | hot button candy | 336 |
#23 | hot date | 3,000 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#103 | hot plate | 38 |
#257 | hot wing | 324 |
#28 | huge bowl of candy | 113 |
#52 | huge mosquito proboscis | 2 |
#119 | huge spoon | 20 |
🥇 | hushed puppy | 520 |
#26 | ice harvest | 803 |
#18 | ice rice | 20 |
#1082 | ice-cold Willer | 11 |
#59 | iced plum wine | 1 |
#275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
#426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
#134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
#132 | imp unity ring | 35 |
#8 | industrial frosting | 3 |
#99 | infernal fife | 24 |
#134 | infernal insoles | 30 |
#12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
#31 | ingot turtle | 5 |
#73 | inkwell | 172 |
#74 | innuendo | 1 |
#63 | insane tophat | 1 |
#435 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 5 |
#11 | internet point | 38 |
#7 | interrogative elixir | 168 |
#691 | invisible bag | 1 |
#266 | irate sombrero | 9 |
#78 | ironic moustache | 1 |
#75 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
🥇 | irradiated turtle | 2,682 |
#12 | isotophat | 1 |
#69 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 37 |
#8 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 15 |
#47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
#36 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 2 |
#13 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 7 |
#29 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 2 |
#48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
#43 | jaunty feather | 39 |
#57 | jumping bean burrito | 28 |
#17 | jumping horseradish | 500 |
#31 | jungle drum | 55 |
🥇 | jungle floor wax | 25,000 |
#4 | kamicorpse-ee | 295 |
#33 | karma shawarma | 12 |
#6 | keg shield | 1,000 |
#908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
#6 | kick-ass kicks | 1,000 |
#31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
#207 | kiwi beak | 2 |
#6 | knobby helmet turtle | 287 |
#86 | kumquat | 50 |
#32 | large box | 702 |
#37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
#413 | lavender candy heart | 42 |
#268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
#53 | leather chaps | 121 |
#120 | leather glove | 1 |
#175 | leather mask | 39 |
#491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#1233 | lemon | 1 |
#33 | li'l candy corn costume | 1 |
#15 | li'l knight costume | 1 |
#225 | lihc face | 28 |
#12 | limp broccoli | 55 |
#8 | linoleum helmet turtle | 58 |
#53 | little black book | 13 |
#105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
🥉 | little piece of steel | 53 |
#33 | llama lama gong | 500 |
#213 | loadstone | 3 |
#147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
#29 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
#47 | longhaired hippy wig | 12 |
#377 | los chinos | 1 |
#45 | lost key | 100 |
#22 | low-budget shield | 70 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
#20 | lucky lighter | 11 |
#65 | lump of Brituminous coal | 141 |
#119 | lustrous oyster egg | 4 |
#156 | madius | 1 |
#6 | mafia filofax | 335 |
#5 | mafia middle finger ring | 13 |
#7 | mafia organizer badge | 27 |
#8 | mafia pinky ring | 47 |
#7 | mafia pointer finger ring | 4 |
#7 | mafia thumb ring | 29 |
#25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
#386 | magic lamp | 1 |
#31 | magic whistle | 176 |
#63 | magical mystery juice | 1,000 |
#27 | magical pony: Uniquity | 250 |
#61 | magilaser blastercannon | 102 |
#212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
#89 | magnolia blossom | 4 |
#63 | maiden wig | 69 |
#247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
#171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#38 | margarita | 178 |
#219 | mariachi hat | 23 |
#117 | marshmallow | 389 |
#185 | martini | 23 |
#24 | massive gemstone | 395 |
🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
#70 | meadeorite | 1 |
#693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
#8 | meaty helmet turtle | 91 |
#28 | megacopia | 13 |
#26 | melted Jell-o shot | 340 |
#5 | meme generator | 50 |
#17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
#54 | mesh cap | 123 |
#85 | metal band T-shirt | 1 |
🥈 | metal meteoroid | 3,676 |
#47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
#42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
#44 | meteorb | 1 |
#69 | meteoreo | 1 |
#53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
#60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
#18 | meteorthopedic shoes | 40 |
#37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
#54 | midriff scrubs | 30 |
🥈 | milk of magnesium | 25,000 |
#128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
#71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
#18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#228 | mime army rations | 1 |
#152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
#205 | mime army wine | 1 |
#182 | mime eraser | 1 |
#73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#78 | miming beret | 1 |
#84 | miming boots | 1 |
#100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
#93 | miming gloves | 1 |
#96 | miming shirt | 1 |
#9 | mimosette | 200 |
#898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
#31 | mineapple | 50 |
#791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
#785 | miner's pants | 1 |
#51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
#7 | misshapen animal skeleton | 50 |
#6 | mocking turtle | 403 |
#9 | mojo filter | 500 |
#152 | monster bait | 1 |
#79 | moonberry wine cooler | 24 |
#364 | moonglasses | 1 |
#38 | moose antlers | 15 |
#12 | mooseflank | 620 |
#6 | moreltini | 1,047 |
#27 | moustache sock | 6 |
#40 | moveable feast | 1 |
🥇 | muffled muffuletta | 1,104 |
#130 | mulled cider | 14 |
#600 | mullet wig | 1 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#47 | munchies pill | 26 |
#16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
#7 | murderbot plasma rifle | 58 |
#18 | murderbot whip | 1 |
#108 | musk turtle | 4 |
#106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
#33 | mutant arm | 4 |
#10 | mutant crown | 1 |
#14 | mutant legs | 1 |
#7 | mysterious present | 500 |
#11 | nachos of the night | 11 |
#22 | nanorhino credit card | 1 |
#16 | natty blue ascot | 15 |
#5 | natural fennel soda | 1,000 |
#52 | nega-mushroom | 35 |
#37 | nega-mushroom wine | 3 |
#6 | negotiatin' hammer | 343 |
🥉 | new habit | 14 |
#858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
#143 | ninja mop | 18 |
#20 | ninjammies | 1 |
#109 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
#16 | nosy nose ringy ring | 1 |
#125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
#134 | nutty organic salad | 2 |
#99 | ocarina of space | 41 |
#12 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
#78 | oil cap | 1 |
#73 | oil lamp | 1 |
#69 | oil pan | 1 |
🥇 | oil shell | 475 |
#84 | oil slacks | 1 |
#60 | old school calculator watch | 94 |
#906 | old sweatpants | 55 |
#83 | oldcake | 4 |
🥈 | olive lo mein | 7,902 |
#8 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 11 |
#18 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 13 |
🥉 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 11 |
#10 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 14 |
#7 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 11 |
#51 | open sauce | 80 |
#306 | opera mask | 2 |
#15 | orange boxing gloves | 1 |
#476 | orange candy heart | 42 |
#30 | orange peel hat | 14 |
#8 | orange slime glob | 378 |
#34 | orc wrist | 49 |
#40 | orcish stud-finder | 42 |
#89 | ornate picture frame | 35 |
#113 | oven mitts | 3 |
#1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
#21 | oversized pipe | 1,000 |
#118 | oversized pizza cutter | 88 |
#26 | oversized skullcap | 62 |
#1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
#7 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 71 |
#45 | padded tortoise | 6 |
#460 | pail | 24 |
#7 | paint palette | 12 |
#18 | painted turtle | 56 |
#93 | painting of a glass of wine | 9 |
#189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
#213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
#20 | pantogram | 1 |
#4 | panty raider camouflage | 361 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#18 | papier-mâché glob | 24 |
#12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
#15 | papier-masque | 1 |
#15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#130 | party hat | 42 |
#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
#1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
#688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
#83 | peace accordion | 1 |
#14 | pearlescent oyster egg | 49 |
#1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
#84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
#85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
#6 | peppermint sprig | 14 |
#137 | peppermint sprout | 7 |
#265 | peppermint tailings | 40 |
#71 | perfect cosmopolitan | 2 |
#84 | perfect ice cube | 3 |
#36 | perfect mimosa | 15 |
#59 | perfect negroni | 3 |
#82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
#57 | perfect paloma | 3 |
#10 | perforated battle paddle | 1,000 |
#63 | perfume-soaked bandana | 2 |
#13 | perpendicular hula | 219 |
#1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
#29 | personalized coffee mug | 1,802 |
#9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
#76 | pewter claymore | 6 |
#55 | philosopher's scone | 99 |
#40 | phonics down | 3,278 |
#86 | physiostim pill | 22 |
#31 | pigeon egg | 214 |
🥇 | pile of useless robot parts | 2,450 |
#7 | pillow shell | 52 |
#438 | pink candy heart | 42 |
#196 | pink candygram | 2 |
#25 | pink clay bead | 1,000 |
#52 | pink pony | 125 |
#168 | pitchfork | 30 |
#288 | pixel hat | 1 |
#162 | pixel pants | 1 |
#211 | pixel sword | 1 |
#47 | pixellated candy heart | 502 |
#17 | plastic bazooka | 5 |
#36 | plastic bib | 1 |
🥉 | plastic nightmare troll | 2,556 |
#95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
#34 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
#20 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 2 |
#58 | plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
#33 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
#29 | plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
#26 | plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 2 |
#25 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 2 |
#11 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 14 |
#11 | plump juicy grub | 2,453 |
#4 | plus one | 500 |
#56 | pocket theremin | 25 |
#114 | pocket wish | 1 |
#61 | pointed stick | 37 |
#359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
#506 | pool cue | 9 |
#447 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
#216 | porquoise | 32 |
#37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
#85 | portable cassette player | 1 |
#92 | portable dam | 1 |
#39 | portable motorcycle | 1 |
#1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
#812 | potted cactus | 1 |
#52 | pottery hat | 1 |
#42 | pottery shield | 1 |
#43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#119 | powdered wig | 5 |
#45 | power sock | 1 |
#40 | pr0n stir-fry | 13 |
#19 | premium malt liquor | 517 |
#31 | pressurized potion of perception | 10 |
#23 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 15 |
#59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
#35 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 6 |
#1690 | pretty flower | 3 |
#5 | priceless diamond | 500 |
#18 | primitive alien booze | 5 |
#13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
#225 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
#9 | print screen button | 61 |
#69 | prismatic wad | 196 |
#49 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
#300 | probability potion | 199 |
#8 | programmable turtle | 299 |
#4 | protection stick | 2,007 |
#38 | psychic's amulet | 88 |
#47 | psychic's circlet | 71 |
#36 | psychic's crystal ball | 92 |
#42 | psychic's pslacks | 72 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#73 | pteruges | 1 |
#13 | puff of smoke | 1,000 |
#157 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
#38 | pulled blue taffy | 87 |
#52 | pulled green taffy | 21 |
#38 | pulled indigo taffy | 31 |
#25 | pulled orange taffy | 721 |
#12 | pulled red taffy | 1,117 |
#34 | pulled yellow taffy | 26 |
#8 | pump-up high-tops | 8 |
#130 | pumpkin beer | 6 |
#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
#67 | punk rock jacket | 51 |
🥉 | purple clay bead | 986 |
#5 | purple corpsel | 329 |
#17 | pygmy briefs | 67 |
#81 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
#21 | pygmy nose-bone | 92 |
#50 | pygmy spear | 21 |
#48 | quadroculars | 1 |
#52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
#713 | quantum taco | 4 |
#37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
#301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
#140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
#93 | raffle prize box | 4 |
#130 | ram stick | 42 |
#86 | raspberry | 37 |
#100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
#127 | ratarang | 1 |
#81 | ratini | 35 |
#161 | rave whistle | 44 |
#932 | ravioli hat | 10 |
#15 | raw bread | 100 |
#15 | raw cranberry sauce | 100 |
#15 | raw gravy | 100 |
#16 | raw green beans | 100 |
#16 | raw mincemeat | 100 |
#15 | raw potato | 100 |
#17 | raw stuffing | 100 |
#12 | raw sweet potato | 100 |
#16 | raw turkey | 100 |
#324 | really dense meat stack | 20 |
#47 | really thick bandage | 10 |
#126 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#140 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
#118 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
#144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
#10 | red LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
#311 | red ale | 3 |
#29 | red armband | 1 |
🥇 | red button | 123,549 |
#18 | red class ring | 1,000 |
#111 | red drunki-bear | 5 |
#9 | red letter | 500 |
#49 | red potion | 19 |
#167 | red red wine | 1 |
#92 | red shoe | 1 |
#28 | red silk skirt | 13 |
#735 | red snowcone | 2 |
#1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
#649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
#12 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
#91 | reflection of a map | 9 |
#28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
#10 | reinforced beaded headband | 1,000 |
#21 | remaindered axe | 73 |
#146 | reodorant | 93 |
#66 | resolution: be feistier | 144 |
#4 | resolution: be happier | 12,345 |
#41 | resolution: be kinder | 45 |
#6 | resolution: be luckier | 970 |
#18 | resolution: be more adventurous | 226 |
#85 | resolution: be sexier | 37 |
#84 | resolution: be smarter | 27 |
#65 | resolution: be stronger | 124 |
#52 | resolution: be wealthier | 83 |
🥈 | reverse Tantalus | 114 |
#8 | rewinged stab bat | 500 |
#12 | rhinestone | 30,000 |
#149 | rice bowl | 15 |
#185 | ridiculously huge sword | 81 |
#553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
#163 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
#1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
#376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
#721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
#968 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
#620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
#1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
#288 | rockin' wagon | 3 |
#28 | rodeo whiskey | 35 |
#18 | roll in the hay | 1,331 |
#15 | roll of meat | 79 |
#110 | roll of toilet paper | 1,000 |
#6 | round green sunglasses | 205 |
#11 | round purple sunglasses | 1,000 |
#8 | rubber ribcage | 45 |
#43 | rubber spider | 22 |
#67 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
#129 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
#138 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 38 |
#423 | s'more | 3 |
#58 | s'more gun | 1 |
#23 | sabre teeth | 2,127 |
#683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
#41 | sake bomb | 1,000 |
#449 | salty dog | 11 |
#25 | samurai turtle | 12 |
#13 | samurai turtle helmet | 6 |
#56 | sand dollar | 733 |
#7 | sandcastle | 100 |
#22 | sangria | 112 |
#1349 | saucepan | 5 |
#19 | savoy truffle | 3,000 |
#376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
#23 | school spirit socket set | 1 |
#18 | scintillating oyster egg | 37 |
#50 | scorpion whip | 51 |
#59 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 500 |
#359 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 3 |
#62 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 500 |
#15 | screwdiver | 11 |
#35 | screwing pooch | 45 |
#17 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 516 |
#4 | sea truffle | 39 |
#1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
#927 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
#25 | security flashlight | 153 |
#299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
#77 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
#55 | sewer snake | 15 |
#28 | sewer turtle | 19 |
#64 | shard of double-ice | 590 |
#122 | shark jumper | 1 |
#27 | sharkfin gumbo | 6 |
#79 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
#4 | shellacked shell | 91 |
#45 | shells a la shellfish | 1 |
#625 | shiny ring | 40 |
#162 | shiny tribal beads | 11 |
#412 | shock collar | 1 |
🥈 | shocked shell | 1,253 |
#5 | shoe gum | 105 |
#49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
#19 | short-handled mop | 119 |
#68 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 11 |
#30 | shot of peach schnapps | 25 |
🥇 | shushed potatoes | 995 |
#28 | silent M | 42 |
#52 | silent beret | 1 |
🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
#892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
#43 | single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 5 |
#4 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 74 |
#77 | sk8board | 45 |
#6 | skate skates | 136 |
#46 | skeleton | 221 |
#29 | skeletortoise | 15 |
#49 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 40 |
#16 | slap and tickle | 789 |
#107 | sleep mask | 1 |
#176 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
#12 | slice of pizza | 1,490 |
#7 | slime fedora | 1 |
#8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
#8 | slime waders | 1 |
#186 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 77 |
#33 | slingshot | 137 |
#9 | slip 'n' slide | 1,678 |
#19 | small box | 867 |
#22 | smirking shrunken head | 115 |
#29 | smoker's cloak | 1 |
#102 | smut orc keepsake box | 6 |
#25 | snake | 1,000 |
#18 | snake skin | 130 |
#8 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 1 |
#6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
#5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
#120 | snapdragon pistil | 5 |
#397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
#18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
#168 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 100 |
#476 | snorkel | 1 |
#36 | snow berries | 255 |
#5 | snowball | 862 |
#803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
#99 | soap knife | 10 |
#112 | soda water | 78 |
#4 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 500 |
#42 | soggy used band-aid | 81 |
#763 | solid gold bowling ball | 20 |
#39 | solid gold jewel | 82 |
#627 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
#71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
#10 | sommelier's towel | 52 |
#41 | soul coin | 1 |
#32 | soul knife | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
#121 | soup turtle | 1 |
#339 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
#252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
#14 | spant backplate | 1 |
#11 | spant shield | 1 |
#12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
#14 | spants | 1 |
#23 | sparkler | 1,000 |
#812 | spectre scepter | 40 |
#40 | sphygmomanometer | 47 |
#147 | spice melange | 1 |
#283 | spiced rum | 2 |
#58 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 27 |
#45 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 31 |
#143 | spiked femur | 33 |
#15 | spiky turtle helmet | 6 |
#63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
🥈 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 241 |
#62 | splendid martini | 1 |
#30 | sponge cake | 34 |
#119 | spooky hockey mask | 11 |
🥈 | spooky lo mein | 4,830 |
#246 | spooky stick | 46 |
#57 | spray paint | 275 |
🥇 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2,794 |
🥇 | stale cheer wine | 2,319 |
#310 | star buckler | 1 |
#606 | star hat | 1 |
#330 | star pants | 1 |
🥉 | steel drivin' hammer | 695 |
#6 | stench jelly | 380 |
#121 | sticky gloves | 1 |
#234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
#18 | stolen necklace | 33 |
#16 | stone baseball cap | 946 |
#153 | straw hat | 1 |
#410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
#2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
#161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
#200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
#2534 | stuffed key | 2 |
#2926 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
#206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
#2529 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
#179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
#31 | stunt nuts | 392 |
#32 | sturdy cane | 142 |
#69 | sugar sheet | 500 |
#19 | super-size brogurt | 5 |
#10 | superamplified boom box | 1,000 |
#208 | supportive bra | 11 |
#48 | surgical apron | 21 |
#46 | surgical mask | 23 |
#20 | suspicious package | 1 |
#964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
#36 | sweat socks | 1 |
#37 | sweatband | 1 |
#18 | sweet roll Alabama | 1,143 |
#73 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
#28 | tankard of ale | 198 |
#190 | tap shoes | 10 |
#384 | targeting chip | 1 |
#11 | tarnished tastevin | 50 |
#100 | tattered scrap of paper | 91 |
#10 | tea for one | 1,000 |
#269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
#74 | teddy borg sewing kit | 1 |
#30 | temperance whiskey | 10 |
#21 | temporary X tattoos | 2 |
#7 | tennis ball | 506 |
#175 | tequila sunrise | 10 |
#15 | tequila sunset | 170 |
#93 | tequila with training wheels | 17 |
#7 | the most dangerous bait | 1,558 |
#16 | thick walrus blubber | 650 |
#255 | thin black candle | 1,054 |
#220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
#26 | three-legged pants | 66 |
#509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
#21 | time residue | 74 |
#14 | time's arrow | 100 |
#40 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 26 |
#102 | tiny black hole | 1 |
#11 | tiny bomb | 648 |
#62 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 500 |
#192 | tiny bowler | 1 |
#566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
#72 | tiny house | 4,215 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#26 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 113 |
#55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
#17 | tip jar | 139 |
#172 | titanium assault umbrella | 75 |
#1777 | toast | 150 |
🥉 | toast with stench jelly | 78 |
#6 | tofurkey gravy | 1,715 |
#19 | tofurkey leg | 236 |
#20 | tofurkey nugget | 13 |
#16 | toggle switch (Bartend) | 1 |
#1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#35 | tommy gun | 23 |
#32 | topeé | 1 |
#23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
#18 | topiary nugglet | 385 |
#35 | topiary tights | 1 |
#72 | torquoise | 2 |
#28 | tortoboggan | 11 |
#37 | toxic globule | 101 |
#13 | toxic mop | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#96 | toy accordion | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#90 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
#34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
#48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
#6 | transmission from planet Xi | 500 |
#143 | transparent nog | 3 |
#28 | transporter transponder | 500 |
#478 | tree skirt | 1 |
#16 | trench coat | 1 |
#5 | trench lighter | 1 |
#11 | troll britches | 37 |
#53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
#5 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 50 |
#12 | tube of dread wax | 757 |
#33 | tube sock | 11 |
#158 | tuning fork | 1 |
🥇 | turtle mud | 2,834 |
#6 | turtle pheromones | 7,777 |
#8 | turtle totem | 50,007 |
🥇 | turtle voicebox | 25,501 |
🥇 | turtle wax | 7,478 |
#17 | turtle wax greaves | 7 |
#18 | turtle wax helmet | 7 |
🥈 | turtle wax shield | 777 |
🥇 | turtle-shaped rock | 1,860 |
🥇 | turtlemail bits | 60,841 |
🥈 | turtlemail breeches | 777 |
🥉 | turtlemail coif | 777 |
🥇 | turtlemail hauberk | 777 |
🥇 | turtling rod | 7,777 |
#184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
#25 | twinkly wad | 100,000 |
#16 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 21 |
#100 | ultrafondue | 1 |
#49 | unbearable light | 10 |
#129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
#29 | unflavored wine cooler | 149 |
#161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
#118 | unidentified jerky | 259 |
#93 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 199 |
#19 | unrequired jacket | 27 |
#26 | unsmoothed velvet | 31 |
#38 | unused walkie-talkie | 28 |
#151 | vampire collar | 14 |
#1149 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
#8 | very hot lunch | 644 |
#85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
#8 | viral video | 58 |
#50 | vodka martini | 136 |
#391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
#602 | vorpal blade | 4 |
#24 | voter registration form | 1 |
#687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
🥉 | war tongs | 1,000 |
#188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
#186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
#188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
#15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
#16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
#13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
#42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
#64 | warbear empathy chip | 9 |
#199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
#196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
#188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
#210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
#117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
#192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#5 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 248 |
#199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
#435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
#215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
#381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
#431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
#39 | warbear whosit | 6,059 |
#93 | water pipe bomb | 1,000 |
#40 | wax banana | 1 |
#5 | wax booze | 77 |
🥈 | wax face | 77 |
🥇 | wax hand | 77 |
🥇 | wax hat | 128 |
#7 | wax pancake | 77 |
🥇 | wax pants | 128 |
#78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
#56 | whalebone corset | 37 |
🥇 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 212 |
#69 | whimpering willow bark | 7 |
#140 | whiskey in a broken glass | 13 |
#8 | whiskey squeeze | 20 |
#8 | white candy heart | 10,000 |
#8 | white class ring | 1,000 |
#90 | white pixel | 806 |
#463 | white satin pants | 5 |
#446 | white satin shield | 2 |
#690 | white sword | 2 |
#6 | wicker shield | 1,000 |
#572 | wind-up chattering teeth | 56 |
#4 | wind-up spider | 1,182 |
#615 | witch hat | 1 |
#44 | witch's bread | 3 |
#432 | witty rapier | 3 |
#466 | wolf mask | 33 |
#1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
#30 | wolfskull mask | 2 |
#162 | wooden axe | 5 |
#811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
#596 | wool hat | 1 |
🥉 | worksite credentials | 33 |
#76 | world's smallest violin | 13 |
#211 | worn tophat | 9 |
#784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
#31 | wreath of laurels | 16 |
#23 | wriggling worm | 368 |
#79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
#4 | yam candy | 38 |
#539 | yellow candy heart | 42 |
#399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
#606 | yohohoyo | 1 |
#103 | yule pup | 1 |
#17 | zmobie | 153 |