#10 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 5 |
#101 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 4 |
#43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
#273 | Blatantly Canadian | 10 |
#4 | Boosty Juice | 9 |
#15 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 16 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#38 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 100 |
#955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
#372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
#28 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 100 |
#26 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 100 |
#29 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 100 |
#28 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 209 |
#26 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 100 |
#75 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 10 |
#7 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 3 |
#103 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 10 |
#17 | Crimboween memo | 300 |
#210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 100 |
#7 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 5 |
#30 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 100 |
#148 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 10 |
#33 | Dolphin King's crown | 100 |
#20 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 200 |
#880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
#595 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 100 |
#19 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 100 |
#22 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 100 |
#22 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 100 |
#22 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 200 |
#16 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 100 |
#61 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 10 |
#228 | Ent cider | 50 |
#42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
#96 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 10 |
#233 | Feynman gate | 50 |
#31 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
#19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
#335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
#90 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 10 |
#21 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 3 |
#21 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 3 |
#57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
#17 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 4 |
#86 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 10 |
#34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
#62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
#110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
#37 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 10 |
#669 | LED block | 1 |
#1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
#219 | Mountain Stream soda | 144 |
#17 | Ms. Accessory | 2 |
#53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
#41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
#30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
#29 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 100 |
#165 | SPF 451 lip balm | 15 |
#1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
#225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
#44 | Snow Queen Crown | 312 |
#47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
#1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
#47 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 2 |
#681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 20 |
🥇 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 16 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#10 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 9 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 17 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 18 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 13 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#11 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 10 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
#6 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 5 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
🥉 | The Spirit of Giving | 10 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#71 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 30 |
#186 | abominable snowcone | 100 |
#171 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 100 |
#3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#37 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 31 |
#83 | antique hand mirror | 100 |
#35 | antique painting of a landscape | 15 |
#72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
#37 | antique souvenir drawing | 17 |
#34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
#135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
#6 | asbestos crossbow string | 208 |
#12 | asbestos stick | 112 |
#15 | asbestos sword hilt | 58 |
#205 | asparagus knife | 50 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
#26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
#38 | baconstone bracelet | 20 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#139 | bag of bones | 8 |
#287 | bag of lard | 4 |
#9 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 3 |
#91 | baggie of powdered sugar | 399 |
#117 | ball | 60 |
#439 | banana | 10 |
#338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
#220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
#654 | banana peel | 1 |
#389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
#208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
#664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
#932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
#224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
#59 | beanbag chair | 14 |
#20 | beer cartilage | 200 |
#1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
#75 | blank diary | 2 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#622 | blood flower | 10 |
🥇 | book of facts | 20 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#89 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 10 |
#2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
#3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
#13 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
#14 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 5 |
#7 | boxed august scepter | 10 |
#57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
#210 | briefcase | 48 |
#49 | broken cellular phone | 125 |
#123 | buckyball | 50 |
#9 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 10 |
#937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
#3831 | candy stake | 1 |
#55 | capacitor relay | 200 |
#67 | carbon nanotube frame | 200 |
#722 | chaos butterfly | 100 |
#70 | chintzy accordion pin | 10 |
#101 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 10 |
#111 | chintzy noodle ring | 10 |
#115 | chintzy saucepan earring | 10 |
#119 | chintzy seal pendant | 10 |
#116 | chintzy turtle brooch | 10 |
#210 | chopsticks | 25 |
#4 | chrome crossbow string | 323 |
#15 | chrome sword hilt | 71 |
#865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
#83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
#12 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 3 |
#154 | computronic processing unit | 26 |
#70 | corn holder | 31 |
#267 | crazy little Turkish delight | 57 |
#197 | cream pie | 6 |
#19 | cyborg doll | 75 |
#148 | cyborg stompin' boot | 10 |
#66 | dance card | 50 |
#619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
#93 | decorative fountain | 135 |
#9 | deed to Oliver's Place | 5 |
#652 | delicious salad | 50 |
#117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
#13 | demon buckler | 25 |
#356 | demon skin | 25 |
#20 | demon-horned hat | 25 |
#106 | demonskin jacket | 2 |
#23 | demonskin trousers | 25 |
#4 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 7 |
#1638 | doll house | 1 |
#1606 | dollhive | 1 |
#1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#29 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 90 |
#807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
#4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
#293 | effervescent potion | 50 |
#173 | eggbeater | 3 |
#248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
#2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
#1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
#1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
#204 | eye of newt | 68 |
#1025 | fake hand | 15 |
#1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
#3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
#1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
#335 | fancy dress ball | 41 |
#352 | fat stacks of cash | 26 |
#148 | felt | 50 |
#478 | fire | 11 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#107 | forest tears | 10 |
#379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
#331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
#312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
#771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
#405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
#307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
#703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
#564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
#699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
#372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#10 | frozen Mob Penguin | 419 |
#125 | ga-ga radio | 41 |
#806 | ghost cucumber | 50 |
#161 | giant pinky ring | 90 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
#51 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 10 |
#418 | golden ring | 56 |
#70 | googly eye | 177 |
#214 | gr8ps | 25 |
#37 | grey gosling | 1 |
#981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
#3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
#62 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 50 |
#42 | hippo whip | 10 |
#54 | hot stuffing | 10 |
#1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
#53 | iGoogly | 488 |
#1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
#7 | in-the-box spring shoes | 5 |
#334 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
#39 | ion grid | 500 |
#1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
#526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#146 | jar of swamp gas | 500 |
#304 | killer rag doll | 10 |
#52 | kite | 100 |
#15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
#891 | kneecapping stick | 10 |
#138 | laser-broiled pear | 51 |
#13 | latte lovers club card | 3 |
#14 | lead necklace | 1,199 |
#104 | length of string | 100 |
#15 | linoleum crossbow string | 44 |
#18 | linoleum stick | 18 |
#17 | linoleum sword hilt | 21 |
#12 | loaded serum blowgun | 200 |
#28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
#47 | logic synthesizer | 302 |
#42 | los chinos | 25 |
#372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
#744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
#1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
#168 | maple syrup | 40 |
#166 | marionette | 10 |
#109 | marionette collective | 9 |
#33 | meat paste | 2,000,100 |
#30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
#2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
#12 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
#1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
🥇 | name change form | 7 |
#408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
#110 | nanite-infested eggnog | 35 |
#613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
#541 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
#601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
#123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
#153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
#33 | onion shurikens | 100 |
#2437 | oozenog | 1 |
#50 | oriole-feather headdress | 24 |
#145 | oyster basket | 51 |
#5 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 5 |
#27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
#24 | packaged June cleaver | 2 |
#11 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 2 |
#36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
#18 | palm-frond whip | 50 |
#22 | pants of the Slug Lord | 100 |
#915 | penguin skin | 10 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
#1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
#77 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 10 |
#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#555 | plot hole | 100 |
🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
#93 | portable corkscrew | 50 |
#1007 | possessed top | 5 |
#26 | potato alarm clock | 10 |
#162 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
#239 | poutine | 25 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#402 | probability potion | 100 |
#418 | procrastination potion | 100 |
#1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
#240 | quantum taco | 100 |
#342 | questionable taco | 1 |
#18 | rag doll | 70 |
#167 | ram horns | 30 |
#768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
#1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
#1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
#277 | ridiculously huge sword | 50 |
#363 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 5 |
#119 | ring of increase damage | 5 |
#338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
#345 | robotronic egg | 73 |
#77 | [2108]rock | 50 |
#2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
#18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
#169 | salamander spleen | 93 |
#2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
#650 | sawblade fragment | 61 |
#59 | scary death orb | 2 |
#138 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 20 |
#789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
#1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
#36 | shaving cream | 20 |
#10 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 5 |
🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
#180 | silver shrimp fork | 12 |
#437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
#43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
#1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#198 | spooky felt | 50 |
#54 | spooky length of string | 200 |
#18 | spooky scarecrow | 88 |
#26 | spooky stuffing | 256 |
#21 | spooky toy wheel | 208 |
#145 | spooky wooden block | 50 |
#258 | squashed frog | 60 |
#27 | stick | 110 |
#201 | stick of "gum" | 10 |
#68 | stick-on-a-string | 50 |
#56 | stone frisbee | 207 |
#114 | stone of eXtreme power | 100 |
#40 | strange cube | 50 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#27 | stringy sinew | 358 |
#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
#405 | stuffing | 22 |
#1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
#1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
#576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
#294 | synthetic stuffing | 37 |
#182 | t8r tots | 45 |
#36 | tasket | 50 |
#2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#34 | tisket | 50 |
#204 | tomato juice of powerful power | 10 |
#1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
#81 | tooth | 50 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#2068 | top | 1 |
#24 | tortoise's blessing | 600 |
#877 | towel | 8 |
#160 | toy crazy train | 62 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
#178 | toy space helmet | 50 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#170 | toy wheel | 50 |
#572 | tree-eating kite | 57 |
#1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#101 | tropical orchid | 46 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#13 | turtle pheromones | 1,996 |
#185 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 3 |
#296 | unearthed potsherd | 9 |
#14 | unoccupied sheep suit | 3 |
#4 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 6 |
#152 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 72 |
#2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
#683 | valuable trinket | 100 |
#320 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 36 |
#40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
#2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
#172 | vinegar | 200 |
#2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
#27 | voter registration form | 1 |
#39 | warehouse key | 20 |
#150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#320 | wooden block | 10 |
#12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
#1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#1272 | yeti fur | 10 |
#167 | yo | 50 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |