Museum :: Hairshirt

Hairshirt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#87	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#28	"KICK ME" sign	90
#168	"caramel" orange	8
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#42	"meat" stick	55
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#104	1,970 carat gold	4
#160	1-ball	47
#420	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	15
#174	1952 Mickey Mantle card	5
#143	2-ball	54
#141	3-ball	54
#45	37x37x37 puzzle cube	152
#124	4-ball	70
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#116	4-dimensional guitar	22
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#202	5-ball	32
#204	6-ball	31
#197	668 scroll	6
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#193	7-ball	39
#166	8-ball	231
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#81	8-bit banana	1
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#35	A Light that Never Goes Out	4
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#110	ASCII shirt	22
#69	Accordion of Jordion	2
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#70	Affirmation Cookie	1
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#108	Alewife™ Ale	19
#4	Alexy sauce	48
#131	Alice's Army Spearsman	7
#135	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#54	Ambitious Turkey	20
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#124	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#388	Angry Farmer candy	265
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#165	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#78	BACON	849
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#403	BGE merchandise order form	10
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#206	BRICKO brick	822
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#240	BRICKO eye brick	101
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#35	BROS Energy Drink	31
#70	BUBBLE GUM	3
#77	BURT	382
#273	Baja sopapilla	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#183	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#91	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	80
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#120	Barulio's bottle	2
#41	Bash-Ōs boxtop	19
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#37	Battlie Light Saver	59
#39	Beach Buck	281
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#73	Beignet Milgranet	2
#112	Ben-Gal™ Balm	15
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#102	Big Punk	2
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#53	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#120	Black Body™ spray	3
#141	Black No. 2	81
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#42	Bloody Nora	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#1679	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#96	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2264	Boss Bat britches	2
#76	Boss Drops	7
#40	Bowl of Scorpions	24
#27	Bowlet	6
#51	Boxing Day Pass	5
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#62	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#732	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#98	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#47	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#109	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#331	CRIMBCO mug	42
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#88	CSA all-purpose soap	30
#145	CSA cheerfulness ration	15
#106	CSA discount card	54
#36	CSA fire-starting kit	561
#70	CSA obedience grenade	195
#82	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	143
#101	Camp Scout pup tent	61
#20	Can-Can skirt	4
#13	Caramel	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#87	Carpathian longsword	9
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#191	Cherry Cloaca Cola	9
#60	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#57	Chinese curse words	4
#15	Choco-Mint patty	118
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#104	Chroner	980
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#37	Churchill	1
#68	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#93	Clara's bell	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#50	Cloaca Cola Polar	191
#1450	Cloaca grenade	3
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#50	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	42
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#54	Coinspiracy	230
#174	Colander of Em-er'il	10
#122	Cold Hots candy	122
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#31	Cornbeefadon	5
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#534	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#51	Cosmic Calorie	1,424
#70	Cracklin' Oat Bran	9
#82	Crimbeau de toilette	3
#1485	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#89	Crimbo Credit	153
#271	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#239	Crimbo candied pecan	64
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#252	Crimbo fudge	64
#55	Crimbo paste	2
#223	Crimbo peppermint bark	70
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#235	Crimbo salad	5
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#240	Crimbonium fuel rod	5
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#258	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
#72	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#63	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#76	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	8
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#117	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#96	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#45	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	14
#54	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	12
#299	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#120	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#34	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	19
#261	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#222	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#57	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	8
#72	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	7
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#117	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	4
#43	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	14
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#264	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	9
#334	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	5
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#595	Crimboween memo	18
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1577	Crimbuck	133
#156	Crown of the Goblin King	120
#21	Cursed Punch	14
#129	D roll	99
#12	DNOTC Box	11
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
#224	Daffy Taffy	145
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#114	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#90	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#173	Diet Cloaca Cola	9
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#38	Disgeist	4
#38	Dish of Clarified Butter	2
#299	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#68	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#228	Dolphin King's crown	20
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#192	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	19
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian stew	3
#15	Drip harness	2
#60	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#254	Drowsy Sword	74
#38	Duskwalker syringe	55
#171	Dust bunny	3
#21	Dweebisol™ inhaler	72
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#913	Dyspepsi-Cola	50
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#153	Effermint™ tablets	15
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#159	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	23
#40	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#37	Elizabeth's paintbrush	8
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#105	Elvish delight	3
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#494	Ent cider	12
#58	Everlasting Deckswabber	14
#9	Every Day is Like This Sundae	16
#488	FDKOL commendation	271
#120	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#83	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#151	Fantasma en la Máquina	12
#108	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	5
#126	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	3
#146	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#159	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	89
#38	Fettris	1
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#61	Flamin' Whatshisname	8
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#33	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,044
#30	Fog Murderer	13
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#140	Frat Army FGF	42
#130	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#247	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#90	Friendliness Beverage	107
#106	Frogade	5
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#445	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#50	Fun-Guy spore	8
#58	FunFunds™	86
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#118	Gaia beads	42
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#12	Game Grid ticket	4,000
#264	Game Grid token	1
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
#26	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	518
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#54	Gathered Meat-Clip	290
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#103	Genalen™ Bottle	43
#30	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Goblin	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Insect	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#14	Gene Tonic: Slime	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#255	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#23	Ghost Dog Chow	112
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#14	Glamare	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#30	Glum berry	4
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#157	Gnollish casserole dish	6
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#201	Gnollish toolbox	28
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#36	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	10
#661	Go-Wassail	17
#53	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	10
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#847	Goodfella contract	4
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#15	Gorillape	1
#91	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	2
#41	Grateful Undead T-shirt	13
#46	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	5
#96	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#32	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	5
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#33	Greek fire	5
#46	Green Burlap	2
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#62	Groll doll	20
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#35	Hairpiece On Fire	7
#42	Half a Purse	1
#16	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	4
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#21	Hell broth	28
#261	Hell ramen	13
#158	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#47	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
#77	Hippy Army MPE	188
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#165	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#168	Hollandaise helmet	51
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#67	How to Avoid Scams	40
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#62	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#52	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#105	Iceberglar scarf	2
#66	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	89
#1056	Imp Ale	48
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#594	Instant Karma	8
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#25	Irish Coffee, English Heart	7
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#82	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
#113	Jack-in-the-box	46
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#23	Jacob's rung	12
#13	Jamocha berry	16
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#25	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	7
#305	Jocko Homo's head	6
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#30	Kashmir sweater	5
#29	Keese berry	3
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#38	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	24
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#36	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	39
#110	Knob Goblin elite helm	56
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#161	Knob Goblin elite polearm	36
#184	Knob Goblin elite shirt	49
#219	Knob Goblin firecracker	104
#72	Knob Goblin harem pants	97
#32	Knob Goblin harem veil	194
#71	Knob Goblin learning pill	12
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#78	Knob Goblin pants	210
#356	Knob Goblin perfume	8
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#88	Knob Goblin scimitar	187
#238	Knob Goblin seltzer	81
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#292	Knob Goblin spatula	30
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#286	Knob Goblin superseltzer	23
#157	Knob Goblin tongs	116
#338	Knob Goblin visor	17
#22	Knob jelly donut	15
#515	Knob mushroom	7
#46	Knob nuts	33
#132	Knob pasty	4
#646	Knob sausage	1
#244	Knoll mushroom	52
#148	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	3
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#18	Kudzu salad	2
#64	Kudzu slaw	4
#293	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	56
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#44	LCD game: Burger Belt	68
#40	LCD game: Food Eater	75
#41	LCD game: Garbage River	77
🥇	LWA ring	1
#140	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	14
#551	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#69	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	11
#100	Liam's mail	4
#25	License To Kill	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#72	Lockenstock™ sandals	90
#38	London frog	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#217	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	110
#687	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5
#165	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	371
#65	Lumineux Limnio	2
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#724	Mad Train wine	81
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#78	Mansquito's blood	2
#95	Mariner's Friend cough drops	9
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#54	Mark V Steam-Hat	8
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#298	Marquis de Poivre soda	11
#19	Marvin's marvelous pill	15
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#133	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	21
#280	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	4
#18	Mayodiol	7
#21	Mayoflex	6
#21	Mayonex	4
#15	Mayostat	5
#16	Mayozapine	5
#185	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#129	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	50
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#283	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	22
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#49	Mer-kin cancerstick	4
#11	Mer-kin cheatsheet	22
#89	Mer-kin cookiestove	42
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#41	Mer-kin fitbrine	9
#92	Mer-kin foodbucket	10
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#18	Mer-kin hallpass	7
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#73	Mer-kin healscroll	15
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#19	Mer-kin killscroll	55
#89	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#13	Mer-kin saltsquid	37
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#57	Mer-kin sneakmask	6
#66	Mer-kin thingpouch	15
#68	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
#12	Mer-kin wordquiz	32
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#337	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	146
#351	Microplushie: Bropane	30
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#318	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	15
#294	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#408	Microplushie: Gothochondria	18
#336	Microplushie: Hippylase	37
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#200	Microplushie: Hobomosome	35
#397	Microplushie: Otakulone	29
#335	Microplushie: Raverdrine	21
#348	Microplushie: Sororitrate	27
#73	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	6
#235	Milk Studs	9
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#10	Miss Graves' vermouth	2
#92	Misty Cape	25
#72	Misty Cloak	27
#118	Misty Robe	21
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#33	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	2
#48	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
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#41	jaunty feather	41
#93	java cookie	6
#531	jawbruiser	5
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#121	jellyfish gel	1
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#55	jet bennie marble	2
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#62	jug of baconstone juice	2
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#26	jungle floor wax	156
#135	juniper berries	3
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#34	junk trunks	1
#15	junk-mail shirt	4
#83	karma shawarma	1
#64	keel-haulin' knife	3
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#39	kick-ass kicks	135
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#133	killing jar	3
#22	kilopede skull	1
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#331	kiwi	2
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#29	knob bugle	76
#72	knobby helmet turtle	9
#971	knuckle sandwich	12
#104	kobold kibble	15
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