Museum :: Hairshirt

Hairshirt

Rank	Item	Quantity
#86	Überraschthexengebräu	3
#28	"KICK ME" sign	90
#166	"caramel" orange	8
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#42	"meat" stick	55
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#102	1,970 carat gold	4
#160	1-ball	47
#420	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	15
#172	1952 Mickey Mantle card	5
#143	2-ball	54
#141	3-ball	54
#45	37x37x37 puzzle cube	152
#124	4-ball	70
#61	4-dimensional fez	3
#116	4-dimensional guitar	22
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#202	5-ball	32
#204	6-ball	31
#197	668 scroll	6
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#193	7-ball	39
#166	8-ball	231
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#79	8-bit banana	1
#253	9-ball	4
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#35	A Light that Never Goes Out	4
#84	A muse-bouche	3
#110	ASCII shirt	22
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#94	Adventurer bobblehead	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#99	Aggressive Carrot	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#108	Alewife™ Ale	19
#4	Alexy sauce	48
#131	Alice's Army Spearsman	7
#134	Alice's Army Swordsman	6
#53	Ambitious Turkey	20
#44	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	3
#125	Ancient Protector Soda	3
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#388	Angry Farmer candy	265
#273	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	3
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#77	BACON	849
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#404	BGE merchandise order form	10
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#205	BRICKO brick	822
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#240	BRICKO eye brick	101
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#35	BROS Energy Drink	31
#69	BUBBLE GUM	3
#77	BURT	382
#269	Baja sopapilla	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#91	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	80
#435	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#41	Bash-Ōs boxtop	19
#187	Bash-Ōs cereal	3
#37	Battlie Light Saver	59
#38	Beach Buck	281
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#112	Ben-Gal™ Balm	15
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#102	Big Punk	2
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#52	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#120	Black Body™ spray	3
#141	Black No. 2	81
#301	Blackfly Chardonnay	11
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#41	Bloody Nora	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#1678	Bonerdagon necklace	3
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#75	Boss Drops	7
#39	Bowl of Scorpions	24
#27	Bowlet	6
#50	Boxing Day Pass	5
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#60	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#45	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#291	Bulky Buddy Box	10
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#331	CRIMBCO mug	42
#575	CRIMBCO wine	13
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#88	CSA all-purpose soap	30
#145	CSA cheerfulness ration	15
#106	CSA discount card	54
#36	CSA fire-starting kit	561
#69	CSA obedience grenade	195
#82	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	143
#101	Camp Scout pup tent	61
#20	Can-Can skirt	4
#13	Caramel	1
#69	Carol of the Bulls	2
#68	Carol of the Hells	2
#68	Carol of the Thrills	2
#86	Carpathian longsword	9
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#191	Cherry Cloaca Cola	9
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#56	Chinese curse words	4
#15	Choco-Mint patty	118
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#102	Chroner	980
#14	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#36	Churchill	1
#67	Citrus Crush wine cooler	2
#92	Clara's bell	3
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#50	Cloaca Cola Polar	191
#1449	Cloaca grenade	3
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#555	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	6
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#260	Cloaca-Cola helmet	9
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#49	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	42
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#53	Coinspiracy	230
#174	Colander of Em-er'il	10
#122	Cold Hots candy	122
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#31	Cornbeefadon	5
#152	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	7
#532	Corpse Island iced tea	10
#51	Cosmic Calorie	1,424
#70	Cracklin' Oat Bran	9
#82	Crimbeau de toilette	3
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#89	Crimbo Credit	153
#265	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#239	Crimbo candied pecan	64
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#252	Crimbo fudge	64
#54	Crimbo paste	2
#223	Crimbo peppermint bark	70
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#57	Crimbo tattoo kit	2
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#239	Crimbonium fuel rod	5
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#257	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	10
#72	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#62	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#74	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	8
#50	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	12
#190	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
#116	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	4
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#45	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	14
#54	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	12
#298	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	7
#119	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	4
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#34	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	19
#260	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	9
#221	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	5
#57	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	8
#72	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	7
#244	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	11
#116	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	4
#43	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	14
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#280	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	3
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#263	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	9
#333	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	5
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#594	Crimboween memo	18
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1575	Crimbuck	133
#156	Crown of the Goblin King	120
#21	Cursed Punch	14
#129	D roll	99
#11	DNOTC Box	11
#170	DUFRESNE Suds	11
#224	Daffy Taffy	145
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#113	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#81	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	2
#88	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#780	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	7
#173	Diet Cloaca Cola	9
#660	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#38	Disgeist	4
#38	Dish of Clarified Butter	2
#298	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#67	Dogsgotnonoz pills	5
#228	Dolphin King's crown	20
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#192	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	19
#63	Drac & Tan	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#206	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	11
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#8	Dreadsylvanian stew	3
#15	Drip harness	2
#59	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	6
#254	Drowsy Sword	74
#37	Duskwalker syringe	55
#171	Dust bunny	3
#21	Dweebisol™ inhaler	72
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#913	Dyspepsi-Cola	50
#564	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#194	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	11
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#152	Effermint™ tablets	15
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#29	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	2
#159	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	23
#39	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#37	Elizabeth's paintbrush	8
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#105	Elvish delight	3
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#494	Ent cider	12
#58	Everlasting Deckswabber	14
#8	Every Day is Like This Sundae	16
#488	FDKOL commendation	271
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#151	Fantasma en la Máquina	12
#107	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	5
#125	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	3
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#159	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	89
#38	Fettris	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#31	Five Second Energy™	2
#60	Flamin' Whatshisname	8
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#33	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,044
#29	Fog Murderer	13
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#140	Frat Army FGF	42
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#90	Friendliness Beverage	107
#105	Frogade	5
#46	Frost™ brand sword	3
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#49	Fun-Guy spore	8
#56	FunFunds™	86
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#118	Gaia beads	42
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#13	Game Grid ticket	4,000
#264	Game Grid token	1
🥉	Game Grid valued membership card	2
#26	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	518
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#54	Gathered Meat-Clip	290
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#103	Genalen™ Bottle	43
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Goblin	2
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
#19	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
#24	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#12	Gene Tonic: Insect	2
#15	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#33	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Pirate	1
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#14	Gene Tonic: Slime	2
#23	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
#26	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
#255	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#22	Ghost Dog Chow	112
#106	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#14	Glamare	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#29	Glum berry	4
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#157	Gnollish casserole dish	6
#202	Gnollish flyswatter	15
#147	Gnollish pie server	14
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#230	Gnollish plunger	12
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#201	Gnollish toolbox	28
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#36	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	10
#661	Go-Wassail	17
#53	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	10
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#846	Goodfella contract	4
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#15	Gorillape	1
#90	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	2
#41	Grateful Undead T-shirt	13
#45	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	5
#95	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	2
#32	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	5
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#33	Greek fire	5
#46	Green Burlap	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#61	Groll doll	20
#290	Gummi-DNA	2
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#35	Hairpiece On Fire	7
#42	Half a Purse	1
#16	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	4
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
#41	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	1
#21	Hell broth	28
#260	Hell ramen	13
#157	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#46	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
#77	Hippy Army MPE	188
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#168	Hollandaise helmet	51
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#67	How to Avoid Scams	40
#139	How to Play Othello	2
#62	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#51	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#66	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	89
#1056	Imp Ale	48
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#595	Instant Karma	8
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#25	Irish Coffee, English Heart	7
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#82	Jack-O-Lantern beer	2
#113	Jack-in-the-box	46
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#23	Jacob's rung	12
#13	Jamocha berry	16
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#25	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	7
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#29	Kashmir sweater	5
#29	Keese berry	3
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#36	Kiss the Knob apron	4
#169	Kissin' Cousins	5
#38	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	24
#200	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#36	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	39
#110	Knob Goblin elite helm	56
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#161	Knob Goblin elite polearm	36
#184	Knob Goblin elite shirt	49
#219	Knob Goblin firecracker	104
#72	Knob Goblin harem pants	97
#32	Knob Goblin harem veil	194
#71	Knob Goblin learning pill	12
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#78	Knob Goblin pants	210
#354	Knob Goblin perfume	8
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#88	Knob Goblin scimitar	187
#238	Knob Goblin seltzer	81
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#292	Knob Goblin spatula	30
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#286	Knob Goblin superseltzer	23
#157	Knob Goblin tongs	116
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#22	Knob jelly donut	15
#515	Knob mushroom	7
#45	Knob nuts	33
#132	Knob pasty	4
#646	Knob sausage	1
#244	Knoll mushroom	52
#148	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	3
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#71	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥇	Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#18	Kudzu salad	2
#63	Kudzu slaw	4
#292	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	56
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#44	LCD game: Burger Belt	68
#40	LCD game: Food Eater	75
#41	LCD game: Garbage River	77
🥇	LWA ring	1
#140	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	14
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#69	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	11
#100	Liam's mail	4
#26	License To Kill	2
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#72	Lockenstock™ sandals	90
#38	London frog	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#107	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	2
#216	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	110
#686	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5
#165	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	371
#64	Lumineux Limnio	2
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#724	Mad Train wine	81
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#33	Mallomarbles	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#78	Mansquito's blood	2
#95	Mariner's Friend cough drops	9
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#54	Mark V Steam-Hat	8
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#300	Marquis de Poivre soda	11
#19	Marvin's marvelous pill	15
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#133	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	21
#280	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	4
#18	Mayodiol	7
#21	Mayoflex	6
#21	Mayonex	4
#15	Mayostat	5
#15	Mayozapine	5
#183	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#129	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	50
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#284	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	22
#294	Meleegra™ pills	33
#83	Mer-kin breastplate	2
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#49	Mer-kin cancerstick	4
#11	Mer-kin cheatsheet	22
#88	Mer-kin cookiestove	42
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#41	Mer-kin fitbrine	9
#91	Mer-kin foodbucket	10
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#18	Mer-kin hallpass	7
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#73	Mer-kin healscroll	15
#87	Mer-kin hookspear	7
#19	Mer-kin killscroll	55
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#13	Mer-kin saltsquid	37
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#57	Mer-kin sneakmask	6
#66	Mer-kin thingpouch	15
#67	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
#12	Mer-kin wordquiz	32
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#337	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	146
#350	Microplushie: Bropane	30
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#317	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	15
#293	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	8
#407	Microplushie: Gothochondria	18
#336	Microplushie: Hippylase	37
#294	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
#200	Microplushie: Hobomosome	35
#397	Microplushie: Otakulone	29
#335	Microplushie: Raverdrine	21
#346	Microplushie: Sororitrate	27
#73	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	6
#235	Milk Studs	9
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#120	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	3
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#10	Miss Graves' vermouth	2
#92	Misty Cape	25
#71	Misty Cloak	27
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#822	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	12
#1064	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
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#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
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#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
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#1450	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
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#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
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#738	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	5
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#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
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#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
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#1348	tiny plastic accordion thief	4
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#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
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#1442	tiny plastic astronomer	5
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#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
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#1065	tiny plastic levitating potato	17
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#49	turtlemail bits	175
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#29	twice-haunted screwdriver	1
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#21	twisted-up wet towel	44
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#26	two meat muck	10
#123	ultimate ultimate frisbee	7
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#69	una poca de gracia	19
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#147	unquiet spirits	9
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#44	unremarkable duffel bag	38
#39	unrequired jacket	10
#95	unsanitized scalpel	2
#27	unsmoothed velvet	30
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#293	unstable laser battery	72
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#38	viral video	2
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#342	vitachoconutriment capsule	17
#39	vitamin G pill	13
#25	vodka and tonic	63
#41	vodka barracuda	1
#47	vodka martini	162
#31	vodka stinger	1
#72	void burger	1
#270	volcanic ash	17
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
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#671	wad of dough	24
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#217	wad of tofu	34
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#131	walrus ice cream	1
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🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#266	wand of pigification	1
#73	war tongs	64
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#405	warbear battery	3
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#228	warbear bearserker potion	2
#161	warbear beeping telegram	8
#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
🥇	warbear breakfast machine	1
#131	warbear breakfast machine assembler	5
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#116	warbear drone assembler	5
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#47	warbear empathy chip	11
#4	warbear empathy chip (used)	2
#117	warbear exo-arm	2
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
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#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
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#83	warbear gyro	4
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#266	warbear helm fragment	9
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#212	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	5
#101	warbear induction oven	2
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#123	warbear laser beacon	2
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
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#8	warbear party pants	1
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#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#103	warbear procedural hilarity drone	11
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
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#107	warbear robo-camouflage unit	12
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#110	warbear soda machine assembler	5
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#23	warbear wardance potion	70
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#283	warbear whosit	470
#76	warehouse clerk's glasses	2
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#309	warm mushroom	5
#30	warm war shawarma	1
#76	wasabi marble soda	2
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#231	water pipe bomb	275
#74	water purification pills	269
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
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#103	watered-down Red Minotaur	19
#159	waterlogged cloth	2
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#42	weathered barrel	225
#29	weighted paperclip chain	6
#173	weremoose spit	1
#6	western-style skinning knife	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#205	whalebone corset	2
#30	whatsit-covered turtle shell	7
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#32	whiskey squeeze	1
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#47	white chocolate and tomato pizza	69
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#49	white elephant gift	1
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#75	white page	5
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#45	whole turkey leg	35
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#86	wind-up navigation droid	4
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#42	wind-up spider	10
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
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#107	wine spritzer	11
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#670	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	24
#615	witch hat	1
#18	witch wart	12
#36	witch's bread	4
#46	witch's brew	2
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#513	worthless trinket	4
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#230	wreath of laurels	3
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
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#60	wumpus hair	32
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#73	x-ray mirror	1
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#337	yellow brick road	1
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#94	yellow matter custard	1
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#31	yellow pixel	501
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#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#598	yeti fur	128
#1254	yo	5
#421	yohohoyo	3
#11	yule gruel	6,061
#149	yule hatchet	1
#70	yule pup	2
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#30	zen motorcycle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#16	zombie	54
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#50	zombie hollandaise	46
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 155,249 items total!

what items are this player missing?