In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 5,629 short.
- Franken Stein
- "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
- "DRINK ME" potion
- "Humorous" T-shirt
- "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
- "Remember the Trees" Shirt
- 'Villa' document
- 1 Meat
- 1.21 jigawatts
- 1/6th Pound Cake
- 100-Watt bulb
- 11-leaf clover
- 17-ball
- 18-picohertz resonator crystal
- 20-lb can of rice and beans
- 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- 25-meat staff
- 30669 scroll
- 33398 scroll
- 334 scroll
- 4-d camera
- 5-Alarm Saucepan
- 5-hour acrimony
- 64067 scroll
- 7-inch discus
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
- A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
- A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
- A Guide to Burning Leaves
- A Guide to Safari
- A. W. O. L. commendation
- ASCII fu manchu
- Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
- Abyssal ember
- Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
- Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
- Admiral's hat
- Adventurer's Kit
- Aerheads
- Afternoon Delight
- Agent Mauve
- Aiolion
- Aldebaran sardines
- Alice's Army Alchemist
- Alice's Army Bowman
- Alice's Army Cleric
- Alice's Army Coward
- Alice's Army Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
- Alice's Army Foil Bowman
- Alice's Army Foil Cleric
- Alice's Army Foil Coward
- Alice's Army Foil Dervish
- Alice's Army Foil Guard
- Alice's Army Foil Halberder
- Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
- Alice's Army Foil Horseman
- Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
- Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Foil Martyr
- Alice's Army Foil Ninja
- Alice's Army Foil Nurse
- Alice's Army Foil Page
- Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Foil Sniper
- Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
- Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
- Alice's Army Foil Wallman
- Alice's Army Foil tattoo
- Alice's Army Guard
- Alice's Army Halberder
- Alice's Army Hammerman
- Alice's Army Horseman
- Alice's Army Lanceman
- Alice's Army Mad Bomber
- Alice's Army Martyr
- Alice's Army Ninja
- Alice's Army Nurse
- Alice's Army Page
- Alice's Army Shieldmaiden
- Alice's Army Sniper
- Alice's Army Wallman
- Alice's Army booster box
- All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
- Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
- Amanitee
- Amnesiac Ale
- Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
- Amulet of Yendor
- Ankh of Badahnkadh
- Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
- Annual Ascot
- Antagonistic Snowman Kit
- Apathargic Bandersnatch
- Apriling band helmet
- Arr, M80
- Arrow (+1)
- Arrrmetia trading card
- Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
- Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
- Artist's Spatula of Despair
- Artist's Whisk of Misery
- Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
- Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
- Asleep in the Cemetery
- Ass-Stompers of Violence
- Aura Libre
- Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
- AutumnFest ale
- Aye Aye
- Aye Aye, Captain
- Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
- Azurite
- BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt
- BGE pocket calendar
- BGE shotglass
- BGE tiny plastic toy
- BOOtonniere
- BRAINS shorts
- BRICKO airship
- BRICKO bat
- BRICKO bulwark
- BRICKO egg
- BRICKO gargantuchicken
- BRICKO octopus
- BRICKO ooze
- BRICKO oyster
- BRICKO pants
- BRICKO pearl
- BRICKO pyramid
- BRICKO python
- BRICKO reactor
- BRICKO stud
- BRICKO trunk
- BRICKO turtle
- BRICKO vacuum cleaner
- Bag o' Tricks
- Bal-musette accordion
- Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
- Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
- Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler
- Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
- Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
- Bastille Battalion control rig
- Bastille Battalion control rig crate
- Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
- Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
- Batfellow comic
- Beach Comb
- Beach Comb Box
- Bee's Knees
- Belt of Howling Anger
- Belt of Loathing
- Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
- Bettie page
- Bicycle
- Bigger Bugfinder Blade
- BittyCar HotCar
- BittyCar MeatCar
- BittyCar SoulCar
- Black Bart's Booty
- Black Hole
- Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
- Black and White Apron Meal Kit
- Blood 'n' Plenty
- Blood Light
- Bloodbath
- Blue Diamond of Honesty
- Bluzzard
- Boletus Broletus mushroom
- Boltsmann ID badge
- Bone's Farm "wine"
- Bonestabber
- Book of Old-Timey Carols
- Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
- Boosty Juice
- Boris's Helm
- Boris's Helm (askew)
- Boris's beer
- Boris's bread
- Boris's key lime
- Boris's key lime pie
- Boris's ring
- Boulevardier cocktail
- Bowl of Infinite Jelly
- Brand of Violence
- Brandonian footlocker key
- Breathitinâ„¢
- Bright Water
- Brimstone Beret
- Brimstone Bludgeon
- Brimstone Boxers
- Brimstone Bracelet
- Brimstone Brooch
- Brimstone Bunker
- Brogre brolo shirt
- Brogre brorts
- Brogre bucket hat
- Buddy Bjorn
- Bugfinder Blade
- Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
- Bustle Hustler
- Buttery Boy
- Buttery Knob
- Byte
- C.H.U.M. knife
- C.H.U.M. lantern
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
- CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
- CRIMBCO scrip
- CSA bravery badge
- Caipiranha
- Cajun accordion
- Calzone of Legend
- Camp Scout backpack
- Can of Spaghetto
- Candicaine
- Candy Alexander
- Cantelope
- Cargo Cultist Shorts
- Carol of the Bulls (used)
- Carol of the Hells (used)
- Carol of the Thrills (used)
- Carpricorn
- Cat-Herding Prod
- Caveman Dan's favorite rock
- Cement Mixer
- Centauri fish wine
- Chakra Libre
- Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
- Champagne Shimmy
- Charleston Choo-Choo
- Charleston shoes
- Charter: Nellyville
- Chateau Mantegna room key
- Ched
- Chef Boy, R&D's business card
- Cheshire Bitten
- Chester's Aquarius medallion
- Chester's bag of candy
- Chester's cutoffs
- Chester's moustache
- Chester's muscle shirt
- ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (on)
- Children's Meal of the Damned
- Choker of the Ultragoth
- Chorale of Companionship
- Christmas ham
- Cincho de Mayo
- Cinco Mayo Lager
- Clan Carnival Game
- Clan Floundry
- Clan VIP Lounge invitation
- Clan VIP Lounge key
- Clan hot dog stand
- Clan looking glass
- Clan pool table
- Clan shower
- Clan speakeasy
- Climate Colada
- Cobra Bowl
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail
- Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
- Coilyâ„¢
- Cold Fang
- Cold One
- Cold Stone of Hatred
- Colera Peste Nebbiolo
- Comet Drop
- Comet Pop
- Comma Chameleon egg
- Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
- Congressional Medal of Insanity
- Connery's Elixir of Audacity
- Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara
- Convincing People You Can See The Future
- Counterclockwise Watch
- Covers-Your-Head
- Covert Ops for Kids
- Covert Ops for Kids (used)
- Crazymaker
- Crepes a la Lune
- Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
- Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
- Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
- Crimbo cookie sheet
- Crimbo crystal shards
- Crimbo dinner
- Crimbo dog sweater
- Crimbo food scraps
- Crimbo hat
- Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
- Crimbo pants
- Crimbo pressie
- Crimbo sapling
- Crimbo smile
- Crimbo stocking
- Crimbo stockings
- Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
- Crimbo sword
- Crimbo train emergency brake
- Crimbo training manual
- Crimbo tree flocker
- Crimbojito
- Crimbosmopolitan
- Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)
- Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency
- Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
- Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
- Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
- Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet
- Crimbough
- Crimbow Rainbo
- Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
- Crimbuccaneer breeches
- Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
- Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
- Crimbuccaneer flotsam
- Crimbuccaneer invasion map
- Crimbuccaneer lantern
- Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
- Crimbuccaneer nose ring
- Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
- Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
- Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
- Crimbuccaneer runebone
- Crimbuccaneer shirt
- Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
- Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
- Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
- Crimbuccaneer tricorn
- Crimbuccaneer war standard
- Crimbuccaneer whale oil
- Crimbylow-rise jeans
- Crown of Thrones
- Cycloney
- DIY protonic accelerator kit
- Dad's brandy
- Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually
- Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting
- Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
- Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master
- Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart
- Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose
- Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week
- Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
- Dark & Starry
- Dark Jill-O-Lantern
- Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
- Das Überkühlraum trading card
- Daylight Shavings Helmet
- Deactivated O. A. F.
- Dear Past Self Package
- Deck of Every Card
- Deep Dish of Legend
- Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce
- Diamond HP-35 Calculator
- Dinsey Maintenance Manual
- Dinsey Whinskey
- Dinsey face paint
- Dinsey food-cone
- Dinsey tattoo kit
- Dinsey's brain
- Dinsey's glove
- Dinsey's oculus
- Dinsey's pants
- Dinsey's pizza cutter
- Dinsey's radar dish
- Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog
- Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
- Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
- Divine
- Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
- Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent
- Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum
- Doc's Fortifying Wine
- Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
- Doc's Miracle Cure
- Doc's Smartifying Wine
- Doc's Special Reserve Wine
- Doll Moll violin case
- Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat
- Dolph Bossin's charity note
- Doublepunchplanter
- Dragonscale breastplate
- Drapes-You-Regally
- Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
- Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
- Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
- Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
- Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
- Dreadsylvanian grimlet
- Dreadsylvanian hemlock
- Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
- Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
- Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
- Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
- Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
- Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
- Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
- Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
- Dressage
- Drip Institute petri dish
- Driplet
- Dripwood slab
- Drunk Uncles holo-record
- Drunken Astrophysicist
- Drunken Neurologist
- Drunken Philosopher
- Drunkula's bell
- Drunkula's cape
- Drunkula's ring of haze
- Drunkula's silky pants
- Drunkula's wineglass
- Duke Vampire's regal cloak
- Dump Truck
- Dungeon Fist gauntlet
- Duskwalker fangs
- Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
- Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
- EMD holo-record
- Earring of Fire
- Earth and Firewater
- Earth, Wind and Firewater
- Easter eggnog
- Easter grasshopper
- Ecto-Cooler
- Ed the Undying exhibit crate
- Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- El Vibrato Megadrone
- El Vibrato drone
- El Vibrato energy spear
- El Vibrato helmet
- El Vibrato leg guards
- El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
- El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
- El Vibrato translator
- El Vibrato trapezoid
- Eldritch snap
- Electric Punch
- Elf Army machine parts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
- Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
- Elf Guard MPC
- Elf Guard SCUBA tank
- Elf Guard broom
- Elf Guard clipboard
- Elf Guard commandeering gloves
- Elf Guard eyedrops
- Elf Guard fuel tank
- Elf Guard hangover cure
- Elf Guard honor present
- Elf Guard hotpants
- Elf Guard insignia (general)
- Elf Guard insignia (private)
- Elf Guard mouthknife
- Elf Guard officer's sidearm
- Elf Guard patrol cap
- Elf Guard payroll bag
- Elf Guard red and white beret
- Elf Guard safety bear
- Elf Guard squirtgun
- Elf Guard strategic map
- Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
- Elf Guard tinsel grenade
- Elf Guard war standard
- Elfin shortbread
- Elmley shades
- Elron's Explosive Etude
- Elvish sunglasses
- Elvish underarmor
- Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
- En Una Fila Tequila
- Enchanted Plunger
- Engorged Sausages and You
- Essence of Annoyance
- Essence of Bear
- Event Horizon
- Everfull Dart Holster
- Extra-slimy Slimosa
- Extrovermectinâ„¢
- Eye Agate
- Eye and a Twist
- FDKOL fire hose
- FDKOL hotcakes
- FDKOL tattoo
- Fabiotion
- Falconâ„¢ Maltese Liquor
- FantasyRealm guest pass
- FantasyRealm mead
- FantasyRealm membership packet
- FantasyRealm tattoo kit
- FantasyRealm turkey leg
- Fauna Libre
- Faux
- Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
- Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
- Feynman gate
- Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
- Finnish Fish
- First Post shirt - Cir Senam
- First Post shirt package
- Fitspirationâ„¢ poster
- Flag by the Footâ„¢
- Flaming Caipiranha
- Flaming Mohobo
- Flaming Sazerorc
- Flan
- Flan in the Moon
- Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
- Fleshazoleâ„¢
- Flivver
- Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
- Flying Caipiranha
- Folder Holder
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
- Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
- Frank Gorshin trophy
- Frankly Mr. Shank
- French bronilla brogurt
- French-Transylvanian Dictionary
- Friendly Turkey
- Frigid Northern Beans
- Fromage Pinotage
- Frosty's arm
- Frosty's carrot
- Frosty's frosty mug
- Frosty's iceball
- Frosty's nailbat
- Frosty's snowball sack
- Frown Exerciser
- Fu Manchu Wax
- Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
- GOTO
- Gabarbar
- GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
- Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
- Gazelleton
- General Assembly Module
- Gets-You-Drunk
- Ghiaccio Colada
- Ghosprey
- Giant black monolith
- Gin Mint
- Ginsuâ„¢
- Girdle of Hatred
- Glo-Pop
- Globmule
- Gnollish Crossdress
- Gnomish toolbox
- God Lobster Egg
- Goggles of Loathing
- Golden HP-35 Calculator
- Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
- Golden Mr. Accessory
- Golden Mr. Eh?
- Good 'n' Quiet
- Good 'n' Slimy
- Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
- Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
- Grasshopper
- Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
- Great Ball of Frozen Fire
- Great Older Fashioned
- Great S-Cape
- Great Wolf's beastly trousers
- Great Wolf's headband
- Great Wolf's left paw
- Great Wolf's lice
- Great Wolf's right paw
- Great Wolf's rocket launcher
- Greatest American Pants
- Greaves of the Murk Lord
- Green Giant
- Green Muslin
- Green Velvet
- Gregarious Gregorian Smock
- Grey Guanon
- Grim Brothers' story book
- Grimacite Bock
- Grimacite gaiters
- Grimacite galoshes
- Grimacite garter
- Grimacite gasmask
- Grimacite gat
- Grimacite gauntlets
- Grimacite girdle
- Grimacite glaive
- Grimacite go-go boots
- Grimacite goggles
- Grimacite gorget
- Grimacite gown
- Grimacite greaves
- Grimacite guayabera
- Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
- Gummi-Memory
- Gummy Brains
- Guzzlr application
- Guzzlr cocktail set
- Guzzlr hat
- Guzzlr pants
- Guzzlr shoes
- Guzzlr souvenir stein
- Guzzlr tablet
- Guzzlr tattoo kit
- Guzzlrbuck
- Gygaxian Libram
- Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
- HOA citation pad
- HOA regulation book
- HOA zombie eyes
- HP-35 Calculator
- Hand in Glove
- Hanukkimbo dreidl
- Hat O' Nine Tails
- Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance
- Haymaker
- Hell and How I Bent It
- Hellfire Spicy Beans
- Helps-You-Sleep
- Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
- Herring Daiquiri
- Herringtini
- Hide-roxâ„¢ cookie
- Highest Bitter
- Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
- History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
- Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
- Hodgman's almanac
- Hodgman's blanket
- Hodgman's bow tie
- Hodgman's cane
- Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
- Hodgman's garbage sticker
- Hodgman's harmonica
- Hodgman's imaginary hamster
- Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
- Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
- Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
- Hodgman's lucky sock
- Hodgman's metal detector
- Hodgman's porkpie hat
- Hodgman's varcolac paw
- Hodgman's whackin' stick
- Holiday Fun!
- Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
- Holiday Multitasking
- Holiday Multitasking (used)
- Homebodylâ„¢
- Horsery contract
- Hot Socks
- Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope
- How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
- How to Hold a Grudge
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
- How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
- How to Tolerate Jerks
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
- Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
- Huggler Radio
- Humanitini
- Humpty Dumplings
- Hungerâ„¢ Sauce
- Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
- Ice-Cold Beer Ring
- Ice-Cold Beerring
- Idol of Ak'gyxoth
- Iiti Kitty phone charm
- Illuminati earpiece
- Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
- Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- Inndya trading card
- Inner Strength
- Inner Truth
- Inner Wisdom
- Irish eggnog
- Ish Kabibble
- Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
- Island Hurricane
- Island Landslide
- Island Thunderstorm
- Item #13
- Iunion Crown
- Jamaican coffee
- January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
- Jarlsberg's earring
- Jarlsberg's key lime
- Jarlsberg's key lime pie
- Jarlsberg's pan
- Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
- Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Jawmaster 2000â„¢
- Jeans of Loathing
- Jefferson wings
- Jekyllin hide belt
- Jeppson's Malort
- Jick's autograph
- Jick-o-User
- Jodhpurs of Violence
- Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
- Juju Mojo Mask
- Jumbo Dr. Lucifer
- June cleaver
- Jungle Juice
- Junior Adventurer's kit
- Junior Adventurer's merit badge
- Junior LAAAAME merit badge
- Jurassic Parka
- Kelflar vest
- Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
- Kentucky-fried meat staff
- Kentucky-style derby
- Kevlar balloon
- Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card
- Knob Goblin eyedrops
- Knob Kitchen grab-bag
- Knob lo mein
- Knob sausage stir-fry
- Knob shroomkabob
- Knob stir-fry
- Knob stroganoff
- Knob stuffed shells
- Knoll lo mein
- Knoll shroomkabob
- Knoll stir-fry
- KoL Con 12-gauge
- KoL Con 3-D Glasses
- KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
- KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
- KoL Con IV Pole
- KoL Con Six Pack
- KoL Con X Bingo Card
- KoL Con X Treasure Map
- KoLHS Pep Squad Box
- Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
- Kokomo Resort Order Pad
- Kokomo Resort Pass
- Kramco Industries packing carton
- Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- LARP carp
- LED block
- LED candle
- LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
- LIDAR candle
- LOLmec statuette
- LOV Echinacea Bouquet
- LOV Elephant
- LOV Elixir #3
- LOV Elixir #6
- LOV Elixir #9
- LOV Emotionizer
- LOV Enamorang
- LOV Entrance Pass
- LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
- LT&T tattoo kit
- LT&T telegraph office deed
- Lapis Lazuli
- Lava Miner's Daughter
- LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing
- Lavalos's shell
- Law of Averages
- Lazenby's Life Lesson
- Lead Zeta of Chastity
- Leapin' Trousers
- Left-Hand Man action figure
- Lemonade-235
- Lens of Hatred
- Lens of Violence
- Leonard's glasses
- Lepardner
- Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
- Li'l Businessman Kit
- Libram of BRICKOs
- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
- Libram of Divine Favors
- Libram of Love Songs
- Libram of Pulled Taffy
- Libram of Resolutions
- License to Chill
- Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- Lil' Snowball Factory
- Little Crimson Book
- Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
- Loathing Idol Microphone
- Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
- Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
- Loathing Legion abacus
- Loathing Legion can opener
- Loathing Legion chainsaw
- Loathing Legion corkscrew
- Loathing Legion defibrillator
- Loathing Legion double prism
- Loathing Legion electric knife
- Loathing Legion flamethrower
- Loathing Legion hammer
- Loathing Legion helicopter
- Loathing Legion jackhammer
- Loathing Legion kitchen sink
- Loathing Legion knife
- Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
- Loathing Legion moondial
- Loathing Legion necktie
- Loathing Legion pizza stone
- Loathing Legion rollerblades
- Loathing Legion tape measure
- Loathing Legion tattoo needle
- Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
- Lobos Mints
- Locust
- Lollipop Drop
- Lolsipop
- Louder Than Bomb
- Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
- Lucky Lindy
- Lucky Strikes holo-record
- Lucky Surprise Egg
- Ludovico Pastaco
- LyleCo Contractor's Manual
- LyleCo premium magnifying glass
- LyleCo premium monocle
- LyleCo premium pickaxe
- LyleCo premium rope
- M-242
- MAHI fez
- Mae West
- Mae West with a fly in it
- Mafia bow tie
- Mafia stogie
- Mafia violin case
- Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
- Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
- Manual of Lock Picking
- Manual of Numberology
- Manual of Secret Door Detection
- Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
- Map to Kokomo
- March hat
- Mark IV Steam-Hat
- Mark of the Bugbear
- Mark of the Ghost
- Mark of the Skeleton
- Mark of the Vampire
- Mark of the Zombie
- Marltini
- Martialest Arts trophy
- Marvelous Unitard
- Master Thief's utility belt
- MayDayâ„¢ contract
- Mayam Calendar
- Mayam spinach
- Mayflower bouquet
- Mayor Ghost's cloak
- Mayor Ghost's gavel
- Mayor Ghost's khakis
- Mayor Ghost's sash
- Mayor Ghost's scissors
- Mayor Ghost's toupee
- McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
- Meat Butler
- Meat detector
- Meat maid
- Meat-inflating powder
- Meatcleaver
- Mechamelion
- Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince
- Memories of Beanslinging
- Memories of Cow Punching
- Memories of Snake Oiling
- Memory Disk, Alpha
- Mer-kin begsign
- Mer-kin cooljuice
- Mer-kin darkbook
- Mer-kin dodgeball
- Mer-kin dragbelt
- Mer-kin dragnet
- Mer-kin eyedrops
- Mer-kin eyeglasses
- Mer-kin facecowl
- Mer-kin fastjuice
- Mer-kin finpaddle
- Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
- Mer-kin gutgirdle
- Mer-kin hidepaint
- Mer-kin lipstick
- Mer-kin lunchbox
- Mer-kin mouthsoap
- Mer-kin paste
- Mer-kin pinkslip
- Mer-kin ragejuice
- Mer-kin rocksalt
- Mer-kin rollpin
- Mer-kin roundshield
- Mer-kin saltmint
- Mer-kin sawdust
- Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
- Mer-kin stopwatch
- Mer-kin strongjuice
- Mer-kin switchblade
- Mer-kin takebag
- Mer-kin thighguard
- Mer-kin waistrope
- Mer-kin worktea
- Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
- Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
- Merc Core challenge coin
- Merc Core deployment orders
- Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses
- Meteoid ice beam
- Meteorite-Ade
- MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
- Miniborg beeper
- Miniborg hiveminder
- Miniborg laser
- Miniborg stomper
- Miniborg strangler
- Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
- Mint Yulep
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
- Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
- Miserable Pie
- Missing Eye Simulation Device
- Mjolnir Jr.
- Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
- Mob Penguin cellular phone
- Mob Penguin protection contract
- Mohobo
- Mon Tiki
- Monster Manuel
- Moon Pie
- Moonshine Mohobo
- Moonthril Schnapps
- Moping Artistic Goth Kid
- Morbidda trading card
- More Humanitini than Humanitini
- Morlock's Mark Bourbon
- Morphan
- Mountain Stream gastrique
- Mr. Accessaturday
- Mr. Accessory
- Mr. Accessory Jr.
- Mr. Big's Wallet
- Mr. Burnsger
- Mr. Container
- Mr. Eh?
- Mr. Exploiter
- Mr. Joe's bangles
- Mr. Shirt
- Mrs. Rush
- Ms. Accessory
- Mt. Noob Pale Ale
- Mu
- Mudflap-Girl Earring
- Mudflap-Girl Necklace
- Mudflap-Girl Ring
- Murderer's Punch
- Murgatroyd diode
- Muschat
- Mustardigrade
- My First Paycheck envelope
- My Life of Crime, a Memoir
- My Own Pen Pal kit
- Mylar balloon
- Mysterious Black Box
- Mysterious Blue Box
- Mysterious Green Box
- Mysterious Red Box
- Mysterious Stranger
- N. O. Beer
- NG
- Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle
- Nayztameetjoo trading card
- Necbro wafers
- Neuromancer
- Never Don't Stop Not Striving
- Neverending Party invitation envelope
- New Age hurting crystal
- New-You Club Membership Form
- Newbiesportâ„¢ backpack
- Nightstalker perfume
- Nog-on-the-Cob
- Non-Euclidean Finance
- Nose Ring of Putrescence
- Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
- Now You're Cooking With Grease
- Now and Earlier
- O
- Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
- Oh, the Humanitini
- Ol' Scratch's ash can
- Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
- Ol' Scratch's manacles
- Ol' Scratch's stove door
- Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
- Olympic-sized Clan crate
- Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
- Oopsie IPA
- Operation Patriot Shield
- Oppossum
- Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
- Oreille Divisée brandy
- Oscus's dumpster waders
- Oscus's garbage can lid
- Oscus's pelt
- Otorian Battle Scar
- Ouija Board, Ouija Board
- Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form
- PARTY HARD T-shirt
- PB&BP
- PVC staff
- Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
- Pack of Every Card
- Pain Dip
- Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
- Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
- Panda outfit
- Pantaloons of Hatred
- Pantsgiving
- Para-Pop
- Party Planning on a Budget
- Party Tattooâ„¢ gift certificate
- Peaclock
- Peek-a-Boo!
- Pendant of Fire
- Pendant of Gargalesis
- Pener's drumstick
- Periodical Paintbrush
- Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
- Pete's rich ricotta
- Pete's wiley whey bar
- Petite Paintbrush
- Phonus Balonus
- Piddles
- Pigsticker of Violence
- Pillowbug
- Pink Heart of Spirit
- PirateRealm guest pass
- PirateRealm membership packet
- PirateRealm party hat
- Pizza of Legend
- Platinum HP-35 Calculator
- Platinum Yendorian Express Card
- PlexiPips
- Pneumo bar
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
- Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
- Pocket Meteor Guide
- Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
- Pocket Professor memory chip
- Pocket Square of Loathing
- Poison Oak trading card
- Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
- Pokëmann band-aid
- Pop Art: a Guide
- Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- Potion of Heroism
- Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
- Prelude of Precision
- Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
- Princess Rutabaga trading card
- Professor of Spelunkology
- Protects-Your-Junk
- Prunets
- Psycho From The Heat
- Psychotic Train wine
- Puffstone cigar
- Punchplanter
- Purple Horseshoe of Honor
- Putrid Pendant
- Quaatoradeâ„¢
- Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
- Quiets-Your-Steps
- ROM of Optimality
- Racisto Ruidoso
- Rad Lib
- Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
- Radberry Rip wine cooler
- Radio Free Baseball Cap
- Radio Free Foil
- Radio Free Jersey
- Radio Free Pants
- Radio KoL Antenna Ball
- Radio KoL Bottle Opener
- Radio KoL Coffee Mug
- Radio KoL Flashlight
- Radio KoL Keychain
- Radio KoL Maracas
- Radio KoL Patch
- Rainbow Jello Mould
- Rattlin' Chains
- Really Expensive Jewelry and You
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
- Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
- Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
- Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
- Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
- Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
- Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
- Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
- Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
- Red Army camouflage kit
- Red Fox glove
- Red Pill
- Red Roger tattoo kit
- Red Roger's red left foot
- Red Roger's red left hand
- Red Roger's red right foot
- Red Roger's red right hand
- Red Roger's reliquary
- Red Roger's skull
- Red Russian
- Retenez L'Herbe Paté
- Rethinking Candy
- Retrospecs
- Retrospecs try-at-home kit
- Ring of Fire
- Ring of the Sewer Snake
- Rock Garden Guide
- Rock and Roll Legend
- Roman Candelabra
- Roman sadnals
- Roo trading card
- Royal scepter
- S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
- S.I.T. Course Voucher
- S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
- S.S. Ticket
- SMOOCH bottlecap
- SMOOCH bracers
- SMOOCH breastplate
- SMOOCH codpiece
- SMOOCH coffee cup
- SMOOCH kneepads
- SMOOCH spaulders
- STYX deodorant body spray
- Saccharine Maple pendant
- Saison du Lune
- SalesCo sample kit
- Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle
- Sasqâ„¢ watch
- Satan hat
- Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
- Scent of a Humanâ„¢ candle
- Scepter of Loathing
- Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
- Schmalz's First Prize Beer
- School of Hard Knocks Diploma
- Schrödinger's thermos
- Scorpion Bowl
- Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
- Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
- Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
- Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Seasonal Beret
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
- Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
- Senior LAAAAME merit badge
- Sept-Ember Censer
- Septapus summoning charm
- Sequestrian
- Serenity trading card
- Seven Loco
- Sexy Cosmo
- Shantixâ„¢
- Sheila Take a Crossbow
- Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
- Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Shrieking Weasel holo-record
- Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- Shudder
- Silly Little Love Song
- Silver Bullet beer
- Silver HP-35 Calculator
- Single Alice's Army Foil
- Sister Accessory
- Site Alpha ID badge
- Size XI Wizard's Robe
- Sketcherzâ„¢
- Skipper's accordion
- Skull Punch
- Skullhead's Screw
- Sledgehamster
- Sloppy Jalopy
- Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
- Slotter
- Small Medium
- Smashmoth
- Smoldering Cloverâ„¢ candle
- Smuggler's Punch
- Sneaky Pete's key lime
- Sneaky Pete's key lime pie
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
- Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
- Snoutlet
- Sockdollager
- Solstice Shield
- Sombrero De Vida
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox
- SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box
- Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
- Source terminal ASHRAM chip
- Source terminal CRAM chip
- Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
- Source terminal DRAM chip
- Source terminal GRAM chip
- Source terminal INGRAM chip
- Source terminal PRAM chip
- Source terminal SCRAM chip
- Source terminal SPAM chip
- Source terminal TRAM chip
- Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
- Source terminal file: compress.edu
- Source terminal file: cram.ext
- Source terminal file: critical.enh
- Source terminal file: damage.enh
- Source terminal file: dram.ext
- Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
- Source terminal file: familiar.ext
- Source terminal file: gram.ext
- Source terminal file: portscan.edu
- Source terminal file: pram.ext
- Source terminal file: protect.enq
- Source terminal file: spam.ext
- Source terminal file: stats.enq
- Source terminal file: substats.enh
- Source terminal file: tram.ext
- Source terminal file: turbo.edu
- Sourfinger
- Southern yam
- Souvenir Chopsticks
- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
- Space Baby bawbaw
- Space Baby children's book
- Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
- Space Trip safety headphones
- Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
- Spacegate Research
- Spacegate access badge
- Spacegate diplomat's insignia
- Spacegate emergency disintegrator
- Spacegate military insignia
- Spacegate scientist's insignia
- Spaghetti with Moonballs
- Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
- Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
- Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Spelunker of Fortune
- Spelunker of Fortune (used)
- Spelunker's Guild prize sack
- Spelunker's fedora
- Spelunker's khakis
- Spelunker's whip
- SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- Spirit Precipice
- Spirit of Christmas
- Spirit of Easter
- Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
- Spirit of Thanksgiving
- Spirit of Veteran's Day
- Spooky Putty ball
- Spooky Putty leotard
- Spooky Putty mitre
- Spooky Putty monster
- Spooky Putty sheet
- Spooky Putty snake
- Spooky VHS Tape
- Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
- Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
- Spring Bros. ID badge
- Spring Bros. solenoid
- Squib
- St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket
- St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
- Staff of Blood and Pudding
- Staff of Frozen Lard
- Staff of Holiday Sensations
- Staff of Kitchen Royalty
- Staff of Queso Escusado
- Staff of Simmering Hatred
- Staff of the Black Kettle
- Staff of the Cozy Fish
- Staff of the Deepest Freeze
- Staff of the Electric Range
- Staff of the Grand Flambé
- Staff of the Grease Trap
- Staff of the Greasefire
- Staff of the Kitchen Floor
- Staff of the Midnight Snack
- Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
- Staff of the Peppermint Twist
- Staff of the Roaring Hearth
- Staff of the Scummy Sink
- Staff of the Short Order Cook
- Staff of the Soupbone
- Staff of the Teapot Tempest
- Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
- Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
- Staff of the Woodfire
- Star of Bravery
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
- Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
- Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)
- Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)
- Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
- Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
- Steamboat
- Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
- Stick-Knife of Loathing
- Straypler
- Strikes Again Bigmouth
- Strong, Silent Type
- Stupid University Diploma
- Superdrifter holo-record
- Superhero Reboots
- Swedish coffee
- Swedish massage fish
- Sweet Sword
- Swizzler
- Sword of Procedural Generation
- Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
- TakerSpace letter of Marque
- Tales of Dread
- Tales of Western Braggadoccio
- Tales of the Word Realms
- Talisman of Baio
- Talisman of Bakula
- Temporal Tempera Tube
- Tequiz Navidad
- Tesla's Electroplated Beans
- Thanksgiving ration
- That 70s Cologne
- The Author's ink
- The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle
- The Big Book of Communism
- The Big Book of Every Skill
- The Chill of the Wild
- The Cocktail Shaker
- The Confiscator's Grimoire
- The Crown of Ed the Undying
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit
- The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
- The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
- The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
- The Firegate Tapes
- The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
- The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
- The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
- The Groose in the Hoose
- The Imploded World
- The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
- The Jokester's gun
- The Jokester's pants
- The Jokester's wig
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
- The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
- The Joy of Wassailing (used)
- The Kloop in the Coop
- The Lost Comb
- The Lost Pill Bottle
- The Mad Liquor
- The Necbromancer's Hat
- The Necbromancer's Shorts
- The Necbromancer's Stein
- The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6
- The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
- The Nuge's favorite crossbow
- The One Mood Ring
- The Pigs holo-record
- The Plumber's mushroom stew
- The Ring
- The Sagittarian's leisure pants
- The Six-Pack of Pain
- The Snake trading card
- The Spirit of Giving
- The Superconductor's CPU
- The Sword in the Steak
- The Western Look
- They'll Love You In Rhinestones
- Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
- Third Base
- This Charming Flan
- Thor's Pliers
- Thorny Toad trading card
- Three Mile Island shorts
- Thriller Ice
- Thunkula's drinking cap
- Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
- Thwaitgold ant statuette
- Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
- Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
- Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
- Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
- Thwaitgold nymph statuette
- Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
- Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
- Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
- Thwaitgold time fly statuette
- Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
- Tickle-Me Emilio
- Time Cloak
- Time Juice
- Time Lord Badge of Honor
- Time Lord Participation Mug
- To Build an Igloo
- Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
- Tome of Clip Art
- Tome of Rad Libs
- Tome of Snowcone Summoning
- Tome of Sugar Shummoning
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
- Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
- Toot Oriole care package
- Totally Gay Claymore
- Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- Trafikoan
- Trainbot autoassembly module
- Trainbot circuitry
- Trainbot harness
- Trainbot linkages
- Trainbot luggage hook
- Trainbot optics
- Trainbot plating
- Trainbot radar monocle
- Trainbot servomotors
- Trainbot slag
- Trainbot tubing
- Transylvania Sling
- Trash, a Memoir
- Travoltan trousers
- Treads of Loathing
- Tremella Tarantella mushroom
- Trivial Avocations Card: Where?
- Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
- Trout Fishing in Loathing
- Truthsayer
- Tuesday's ruby
- Turpin
- Turtle Bowl
- Twitching Television Tattoo
- UV monocular
- Ultrasoldier Serum
- Unagnimated Gnome
- Uncle Crimbo's Sack
- Uncle Crimbo's hat
- Uncle Hobo's belt
- Uncle Hobo's epic beard
- Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
- Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
- Uncle Hobo's highest bough
- Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
- Underworld acorn
- Underworld flail
- Underworld sapling
- Underworld truncheon
- Ungulant
- Unionize The Elves sign
- Universal Seasoning
- Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
- Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
- Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
- Unkillable Skeleton's shield
- Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
- Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
- Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
- Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
- Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
- Unspeakable Earring
- Uovo Marcio Shiraz
- V for Vivala mask
- VYKEA blood rune
- VYKEA frenzy rune
- VYKEA hex key
- Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- Valentine's Day cake
- Vamprey
- Vaporpoise
- Vaso De Agua trading card
- Vegetable of Jarlsberg
- Velougatsâ„¢
- Velvet Veil
- Venus flytrap
- Vial of jus de larmes
- Vivian's Vitamin
- Vodka Matryoshka
- Volcoino
- Voluminous Radio Hat
- Voluminous Radio Pants
- Voluminous Radio Sneakers
- Vulgure
- Waifuton
- Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
- Wal-Mart nametag
- Wal-Mart overalls
- Wal-Mart snowglobe
- Wal-Mart tattoo kit
- Wand of Oscus
- Warehouse 23 bling
- Warehouse 23 crate
- Warms-Your-Tush
- Wendtigo
- Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
- Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
- Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
- Whenchamacallit bar
- White Dragon Fang
- Wickers bar
- Winifred's whistle
- Witchess Set
- Woldo trading card
- Wrecked Generator
- Wrotz
- Wullabye
- X
- X-32-F snowman crate
- Xi Receiver Unit
- Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
- Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
- Xiblaxian residence-cube
- Xiblaxian space-whiskey
- Xiblaxian stealth trousers
- Xiblaxian ultraburrito
- Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
- Xlyinia's notebook
- Ye Olde Navy Fleece
- Yeast of Boris
- Yeg's Motel alarm clock
- Yeg's Motel ashtray
- Yeg's Motel disposable razor
- Yeg's Motel hand soap
- Yeg's Motel minibar key
- Yeg's Motel mouthwash
- Yeg's Motel pillow mint
- Yeg's Motel sewing kit
- Yeg's Motel stationery
- Yeg's Motel toothbrush
- Yellow Moon of Compassion
- Yeti Protest Sign
- Yoloâ„¢ chocolates
- Yorick
- Young Man's Cargo Load
- Yuleviathan necklace
- Zombo's empty eye
- Zombo's shoulder blade
- Zombo's skull ring
- Zombo's skullcap
- Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
- [glitch season reward name]
- [reuse me]
- a bug's lymph
- a cute angel
- a suspicious address
- abominable blubber
- abominable snowcone
- abstraction: certainty
- abyssal battle plans
- acceptable mayolus
- accidental mutton
- adder
- adobe abacus
- adobe abaya
- adobe adze
- adobe arsecover
- adobe ascot
- adobe assortment
- adobe ayam
- adobe brittle
- adventurer clone egg
- aerated diving helmet
- aerogel accordion
- aerogel akubra
- aerogel anvil
- aerogel apron
- aerogel ascot
- aerogel attache case
- aerosolized aerogel
- affordable teak perch
- agnolotti arboli
- agua de vida
- airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
- airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
- airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
- airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
- airplane charter: The Glaciest
- airplane tattoo
- alabaster bishop
- alabaster knight
- alabaster pawn
- alabaster queen
- albatross necklace
- alien animal milk
- alien drugs
- alien gemstone
- alien hologram projector
- alien plant fibers
- alien plant pod
- alien plant sample
- alien protein powder
- alien rock sample
- alien sandwich
- alien source code printout (used)
- alien toenails
- alien zoological sample
- all-purpose flower
- alpha-mail pants
- amber aviator shades
- ammonite candy mold
- amphibious tophat
- amulet of extreme plot significance
- anchor bomb
- ancient Elf dessert spoon
- ancient calendar
- ancient hot dog wrapper
- ancient meat
- ancient redwood
- ancient spice
- ancient turtle shell
- ancient turtle shell powder
- anemone nematocyst
- anemoney clip
- angel-food cake
- anger blaster
- angry agate
- ankleweights
- annealed drippy orb
- anniversary gift box
- ant antidepressant
- ant pick
- ant rake
- ant sickle
- anti-burn cream
- anti-creep cream
- anti-freeze cream
- anti-goosebump cream
- anti-odor cream
- anti-pain cream
- antimatter wad
- antique greaves
- antique nutcracker beard
- antique nutcracker boots
- antique nutcracker cape
- antique nutcracker drumstick
- antique nutcracker epaulets
- antique nutcracker hat
- antique nutcracker pants
- antique nutcracker sword
- antique nutcracker waistcoat
- antique spyglass
- apathetic lizardman doll
- aquamariner's necklace
- aquamariner's ring
- aquaviolet jub-jub bird
- arcanoferric housing
- archaeologing shovel
- arm buzzer
- arrow'd heart balloon
- arrrgyle socks
- arse-a'fire elixir
- arse-shooting crossbow
- artisanal homebrew gift package
- artisanal homebrew sampler
- asbestos crossbow
- asbestos crossbow string
- asbestos meat stack
- asbestos staff
- asbestos stick
- asbestos sword hilt
- ash soda
- asparagus lo mein
- asparagus stir-fry
- aspirin
- asteroid belt
- astral badger
- astronaut ice-cream
- attention spanner
- augmented El Vibrato drone
- august scepter
- automa-bot parts
- automatic catapult
- automatic wine thief
- autumn breeze
- autumn dollar
- autumn leaf
- autumn years wisdom
- autumn-spice donut
- autumnal aegis
- autumnic balm
- autumnic bomb
- auxiliary backbone
- avatar of the Unconscious Collective
- aviator goggles
- baby bark scorpion
- baby camelCalf
- baby chest mimic
- baby rigging snake
- babycakes
- backup camera
- backwoods banjo
- baconstone bracelet
- baconstone pendant
- baconstone-handled sixgun
- bacteria bisque
- bad penguin egg
- bad rum and good cola
- badge of authority
- badger badge
- bag of Cheat-Os
- bag of Iunion stones
- bag of airline peanuts
- bag of sausage links
- bag of unfinished business
- bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
- bagged stuffed "L"
- baked veggie ricotta casserole
- bakelite backpack
- bakelite badge
- bakelite belt
- bakelite bits
- bakelite bowl
- bakelite breeches
- bakelite brooch
- bakelite-covered bacon
- ball-in-a-cup
- balloon shield
- ballpark hot daub
- balsam barrel
- bamboo bokuto
- banana candle
- banana cream pie
- banana milkshake
- banana split
- banana supersucker
- bananagate
- baneful bandolier
- banjo kazoo mount
- banjo strings
- baobab sap
- bar of freeze-dried water
- bar whip
- barbed-wire fence
- bargain flash powder
- bark beret
- bark boxers
- bark bracelet
- barnacle-encrusted sweater
- barrel beryl choker
- barrel beryl nose ring
- barrel-aged eggnog
- barrelhead
- barskin buckler
- barskin cloak
- barskin hat
- barskin loincloth
- barskin tent
- bartender skull
- bartender-in-the-box
- bartender-skull-in-the-box
- basaltamander buckler
- basaltamander tongue
- basic meat crossbow
- basic meat fez
- basic meat foon
- basic meat helmet
- basic meat pants
- basic meat skirt
- basic meat spork
- basic meat staff
- basic meat sword
- basking robin
- bastard baster
- bat hat
- bat whip
- bat wing kabob
- bat wing stir-fry
- bat wings
- bat-ass leather jacket
- battered old top-hat
- battery (9-Volt)
- battery (AA)
- battery (AAA)
- battery (D)
- battery (car)
- battery (lantern)
- bauxite bow-tie
- bauxite boxers
- bazooka cozy
- beastly paste
- beautiful soup
- beaver punch (cherry)
- beaver punch (papaya)
- beaver punch (peach)
- beer goggles
- beer-a-pult
- beer-battered accordion
- beery blood
- beet
- beetle antenna
- beggin' cologne
- begpwnia
- bejazzled eyepatch
- bejeweled cufflinks
- belemnite candy mold
- bell-shaped Crimbo cookie
- belt of Ogrekind
- berry-infused sake
- best joke ever
- bezoar ring
- big bumboozer marble
- big dribbly candle
- big hot pepper
- big ol' trophy
- big red button
- big red clown nose
- big rock
- big slimy cyst
- big stick
- big stirring stick
- bigger stick
- biker's hat
- bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme
- bindle of joy
- birdybug antenna
- birthday candle
- bishop cookie
- black BRICKO brick
- black Crimbo ball
- black belt
- black candy heart
- black candygram
- black catseye marble
- black facepaint
- black gallstone
- black greaves
- black lotus
- black paisley oyster egg
- black pepper
- black plastic oyster egg
- black snowcone
- black striped oyster egg
- black tear
- blackberry polite
- blammer
- blank fudge mold
- blank note
- blank prescription sheet
- blank white card
- blob of acid
- blood flower
- blood kiwi
- blood sausage
- blood snowcone
- blood-drive sticker
- blood-red mushroom wine
- bloodied surgical dungarees
- bloody kiwitini
- blown-out speaker cone
- blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- blue canary nightlight
- blue glowstick
- blue lava globs
- blue paisley oyster egg
- blue pixel potion
- blue plastic oyster egg
- blue plate
- blue polka-dot oyster egg
- blue potion
- blue pumps
- blue ribbon
- blue rocket
- blue snowcone
- blue suede shoes
- blue traffic cone
- blue velvet cake
- blueberry muffin
- blunt cat claw
- blunt icepick
- bobble-hip hula elf doll
- bobcat grenade
- bodyguard badge
- bodyslam
- boilermaker
- boilgun
- boiling broth
- boiling hot cocoa
- boiling seal blood
- bolder boulder
- bone and arrows
- bone aperitif
- bone bandoneon
- bone broth
- bone crusher
- bone flour
- bone meal
- bone spurs
- boneana hammock
- bonedanna
- bonerang
- boning knife
- book of facts
- book of facts (dog-eared)
- boot flask
- boot knife
- boot plant
- booty chest charrrm bracelet
- booze bindle
- booze drive button
- booze mailing list
- bottle of Blank-Out
- bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
- bottle of Cochon Noir
- bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
- bottle of Goldschnöckered
- bottle of Greedy Dog
- bottle of Old Pugilist
- bottle of Ooze-O
- bottle of Pinot Renoir
- bottle of Professor Beer
- bottle of Rapier Witbier
- bottle of antifreeze
- bottle of black cat tonic
- bottle of dark rhum
- bottle of drinkin' gas
- bottle of extra-dark rhum
- bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
- bottle of fire
- bottle of fruity "wine"
- bottle of limeade
- bottle of lovebug pheromones
- bottle of melodramamine
- bottle of moontan lotion
- bottle of peppermint schnapps
- bottle of perfume
- bottle of sea wine
- bottle of single-barrel whiskey
- bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
- bottle opener belt buckle
- bottle-rocket crossbow
- bottled Vampire Vintner
- bottled green pixie
- bottled inspiration
- bottoms of the barrel
- bounty-hunting helmet
- bounty-hunting pants
- bounty-hunting rifle
- bouquet of circular saw blades
- bow
- bowl full of jelly
- bowl of Bounty-Os
- bowl of oriole's nest soup
- bowl of petunias
- bowl of prescription candy
- bowl of rye sprouts
- bowling ball
- box o' ghosts
- box of bear arms
- box turtle
- box-in-the-box
- box-in-the-box-in-the-box
- boxed Apriling band helmet
- boxed Mayam Calendar
- boxed Sept-Ember Censer
- boxed august scepter
- boxed autumn-aton
- boxed bat wings
- boxed champagne
- boxing glove
- boxing glove on a spring
- brainy skull
- bran muffin
- brass Dreadsylvanian flask
- brass bung spigot
- brass crank handle
- brass dorsal fin
- brass stinger
- brass turkey knuckles
- bread basket
- breaded beer
- breadwand
- briny vinegar
- brittle plastic handle
- brocolate brogurt
- broken BRICKO brick
- broken El Vibrato drone
- broken carburetor
- broken cellular phone
- broken chocolate pocketwatch
- broken clock
- broken glass grenade
- broken warbear gyrocopter
- bronze
- brown pirate pants
- bubble bauble bow
- bubble-wrap simulator
- bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
- bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
- bubblewrap crossbow
- bubblewrap staff
- bubblewrap sword
- bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
- bug juice
- bug paste
- bugbear-smiting sword
- bugged balaclava
- bugged beanie
- bulky free-range mushroom
- bullet necklace
- bunch of bananas
- bunch of sea grapes
- bungle in the jungle
- buoybottoms
- burglar/sleep mask
- burning newspaper
- burnt flower
- burnt stick
- bus pass
- buzzing mushroom wine
- cabooze
- cactus monocle
- caipifruta
- calle de miel
- calle de miel with a fly in it
- calm attention-deficit demon
- camouflage T-shirt
- campfire hot dog
- can cannon
- can of Brütalbräu
- can of Drooling Monk
- can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢
- can of Impetuous Scofflaw
- can of Minions-Be-Gone
- can of Rain-Doh
- can of Swiller
- can of franks 'n' beans
- can of maces
- can of mixed everything
- can of starch
- can of sterno
- can opener
- can-can-in-a-can
- candied almond
- candied beef and cabbage
- candied lime
- candied yam pinky ring
- candy cane candygram
- candy cane sword cane
- candy chalk
- candy cornucopia
- candy crayons
- candy dog collar
- candy drive button
- candy egg deviler
- candy mailing list
- candy necktie
- candy rations
- candycaine powder
- cannonball charrrm bracelet
- cannonbomb
- canteen of eggnog
- canteen of jungle juice
- capped blue lava bottle
- capped green lava bottle
- capped red lava bottle
- captured boozles
- carbon nanotube frame
- carbonated water lily
- carbonite visor
- card sleeve
- cardboard crossbow
- cardboard staff
- cardboard sword
- caret
- carnivorous potted plant
- carob cannon
- carrot cake precipice bar
- carrot-on-a-stick
- carton of gaspers
- carton of rotten eggs
- cartoon harpoon
- cast-iron legacy paddle
- cat o' nine teeth
- catskin buckler
- catskin cap
- caustic slime nodule
- cement shoes
- ceramic celery grater
- ceramic celsiturometer
- ceramic cenobite's robe
- ceramic centurion shield
- ceramic cerecloth belt
- ceramic cestus
- ceramic scree
- chain-mail monokini
- chainsaw chain
- chalk chain
- chalk chalice
- chalk chapeau
- chalk chinos
- chalk chlamys
- chalk choker
- chalk chunks
- chamoisole
- charpuce jub-jub bird
- charrrm bracelet
- cheap cigar butt
- cheap plastic bottle opener
- cheap plastic kazoo
- cheap wind-up clock
- cheer extractor
- cheerful antler hat
- cheerful pajama pants
- chef skull
- chef-in-the-box
- chef-skull-in-the-box
- cherry bomb
- chest barrel
- chest of "pirate gold"
- chiffon carbage
- chiffon chakram
- chiffon chamberpot
- chiffon chapeau
- chiffon chaps
- chiffon chemise
- chiffon chevrons
- chiffon lemon
- chili powder cutlass
- chintzy accordion pin
- chintzy disco ball pendant
- chintzy saucepan earring
- chintzy seal pendant
- chiptune guitar
- chisel
- chitin powder
- chitin powder paste
- chitinous pod
- chloroform rag
- chlorophyll paste
- chocolate "Phoenix"
- chocolate Ogre Chieftain
- chocolate Spider Queen
- chocolate bowtie
- chocolate chip muffin
- chocolate cigar
- chocolate covered ping-pong ball
- chocolate cow bone
- chocolate leash
- chocolate ostrich egg
- chocolate pasta spoon
- chocolate pocketwatch
- chocolate rabbit's foot
- chocolate spurs
- chocolate stolen accordion
- chocolate-covered caviar
- chocolate-covered loofah
- chocolate-covered scarab beetle
- chocolate-stained collar
- chocomotive
- chocotini
- chopsticks
- chorizo taco
- chrome crossbow
- chrome crossbow string
- chrome meat stack
- chrome staff
- chrome stick
- chrome sword hilt
- chunk of hot iron
- chunk of rock salt
- ciliophora chowder
- cinnamon machine oil
- cinnamon troll doll
- citrus-infused sake
- clan underground fireworks shop
- class five ecto-larva
- claw-held flag
- clerical automa-core
- clingfilm cap
- clingfilm tangle
- clingfilm trousers
- clock-cleaning hammer
- clockwork bartender head
- clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
- clockwork bartender-in-the-box
- clockwork chef head
- clockwork chef-in-the-box
- clockwork claws
- clockwork clockwise dome
- clockwork counterclockwise dome
- clockwork detective skull
- clockwork doohickey
- clockwork endoskeleton
- clockwork handle
- clockwork hat
- clockwork maid
- clockwork maid head
- clockwork pants
- clockwork pirate skull
- clockwork rings
- clockwork rod
- clockwork sheet
- clockwork sphere
- clockwork spine
- clockwork staff
- clockwork trench coat
- clockwork widget
- closed-circuit pay phone
- closed-circuit phone system
- clovermint
- clown hammer
- clown whip
- clownskin belt
- clownskin buckler
- club of the five seasons
- club sandwich
- clumsiness bark
- cluster of hops
- coal paperweight
- coal snakeskin
- cocoa chondrule
- coconut bikini top
- coffee sprite
- cog and sprocket assembly
- cold and sour sauce
- cold cluster
- cold clusterbomb
- cold hi mein
- cold jelly
- cold medicine cabinet
- cold nuggets
- cold wad
- collapsible baton
- cologne of contempt
- colorful plastic ball
- colossal free-range mushroom
- comb jelly
- combat lover's locket
- combat lover's locket lockbox
- comfy blanket
- communal gobstopper
- complex alien plant sample
- complex alien zoological sample
- complex mushroom wine
- complicated device
- complicated lock impression
- compressed air canister
- concentrated cooking
- concentrated cordial of concentration
- coney haunch
- congratulatory cake
- conquistador's breastplate
- container of Spooky Putty
- cookbookbat book
- cool cat claw
- cool cat elixir
- cool hot cocoa
- cool iron breastplate
- cool iron greaves
- cool iron helmet
- cool iron ingot
- cool mint precipice bar
- cool mushroom wine
- cool whip
- cooling iron breastplate
- cooling iron greaves
- cooling iron helmet
- coping juice
- copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet
- corked genie bottle
- corned beet
- corned-beef Reuben
- corroded breeches
- corrosive cowl
- corrupt club of corruption
- corrupted bird DNA
- corrupted stardust
- cosmic bucket
- cosmic lemonade
- cosmic paste
- cottage
- cotton candy bale
- cotton candy cocoon
- cotton candy cone
- cotton candy cordial
- cotton candy pillow
- cotton candy plug
- cozy bazooka
- cozy scarf
- cozy scimitar
- cracker
- cranberry cylinder
- cranberry schnapps
- crappy Mer-kin mask
- crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
- crate of fish meat
- crated wardrobe-o-matic
- crazy bastard sword
- cream of chloroplasts
- cream pie
- cream stout
- creepy voice box
- creepy-ass club
- crident
- crimbo elfling
- crimsilion jub-jub bird
- croquet hedgehog
- crossbow string
- crowbar
- crowbarrr
- crude oil congealer
- crumpled felt fedora
- crunchy brush
- crushed steamer trunk
- crusty hula hoop
- crystal Crimbo goblet
- crystal Crimbo platter
- crystal decanter
- crystal skull
- crystalline light bulb
- crystalline reamer
- crystalline seal eye
- crystallized pumpkin spice
- cube of ectoplasm
- cup of "tea"
- cup of hickory chicory
- cup of infinite pencils
- cuppa Activi tea
- cuppa Alacri tea
- cuppa Boo tea
- cuppa Chari tea
- cuppa Craft tea
- cuppa Cruel tea
- cuppa Dexteri tea
- cuppa Feroci tea
- cuppa Flamibili tea
- cuppa Flexibili tea
- cuppa Frost tea
- cuppa Gill tea
- cuppa Impregnabili tea
- cuppa Improprie tea
- cuppa Insani tea
- cuppa Irritabili tea
- cuppa Loyal tea
- cuppa Mana tea
- cuppa Mediocri tea
- cuppa Monstrosi tea
- cuppa Morbidi tea
- cuppa Nas tea
- cuppa Net tea
- cuppa Neuroplastici tea
- cuppa Obscuri tea
- cuppa Physicali tea
- cuppa Proprie tea
- cuppa Royal tea
- cuppa Serendipi tea
- cuppa Sobrie tea
- cuppa Toast tea
- cuppa Twen tea
- cuppa Uncertain tea
- cuppa Vitali tea
- cuppa Voraci tea
- cuppa Wit tea
- cuppa Yet tea
- curdflinger
- curmudgel
- cursed Aztec tamale
- cursed bottle of black-label rum
- cursed bottle of rum
- cursed breeches
- cursed cutlass
- cursed eyepatch
- cursed magnifying glass
- cursed microwave
- cursed monkey glove
- cursed monkey's paw
- cursed pirate cutlass
- cursed pony keg
- cursed ring finger ring
- cursed scrunchie
- cursed swash buckle
- cursed tricorn hat
- cursed voodoo skull
- cursed wishbone
- custom avatar form
- cute bow from beyond the stars
- cute meteoroid
- cyan seashell
- cyclops eyedrops
- cymbal syrup
- d10
- d12
- d20
- d4
- d6
- d8
- daddy shortlegs leg
- daily dungeon malware
- daisy
- damp bar rag
- dandy lion cub
- dangerous jerkcicle
- dark baconstone ring
- dark chocolate egg
- dark hamethyst ring
- dark porquoise ring
- das boot
- day shortener
- deactivated MicroMechaMech
- deactivated RoboGoose
- deactivated mini-Trainbot
- deactivated nanobots
- deactivated putty buddy
- dead guy's memento
- dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
- deadfall branch
- deadly nightshade
- deanimated reanimator's coffin
- decaying wooden oar
- decaying wooden paddle
- decaying wooden pole
- deck of lewd playing cards
- deck of tropical cards
- deed to Oliver's Place
- defective Game Grid token
- defective Golden Mr. Accessory
- defective skull
- deflated inflatable dodecapede
- delectable fire ant
- delicious comfit?
- delicious spicy noodles
- delicious star salad
- deluxe fax machine
- demon buckler
- demon makeup kit
- demon whip
- demon-horned hat
- demonic cow's blood
- demonic paste
- demonic surgical gloves
- demonskin trousers
- denastified haunch
- dense meat crossbow
- dense meat staff
- dental pliers
- depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- depleted Grimacite hammer
- depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick
- depleted Grimacite shinguards
- depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- designer sweatpants
- designer sweatpants (new old stock)
- desktop zen garden
- detective roscoe
- detective school application
- detective tattoo
- detour shield
- devil hair pasta
- devil's-food cake
- devil-summoning hat
- deviled candy egg
- dew yoana salacious lei
- diabolical crossbow
- diamond necklace
- diamond-studded cane
- diamond-studded fronts
- diamondback skin
- dice belt buckle
- dice ring
- dice sunglasses
- dice-print do-rag
- dice-print pajama pants
- digital key lime
- digital key lime pie
- digital underground potion
- dinged-up triangle
- dingy planks
- dirty bottlecap
- dirty martini
- discarded button
- discarded swimming trunks
- disco biscuit
- disco horoscope (Aquarius)
- disco horoscope (Aries)
- disco horoscope (Capricorn)
- disco horoscope (Leo)
- disco horoscope (Pisces)
- disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
- disco horoscope (Scorpio)
- disco horoscope (Virgo)
- disconnected intergnat
- dishrag
- disintegrating spiky collar
- distilled resin
- divine blowout
- divine can of silly string
- divine champagne popper
- divine cracker
- divine noisemaker
- diving muff
- do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
- doll-eye amulet
- dollar sign
- dope gangsta bling-bling
- dope wheels
- doppelshifter egg
- double daisy
- double-candied yams
- double-ice box
- double-ice britches
- doubt cannon
- dove DNA
- drafty drawers
- dread tarragon
- dreadful box
- dreadful fedora
- dreadful glove
- dreadful roast
- dreadful sweater
- dreaming Jung man
- dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
- dried gelatinous cube
- drink chit
- drinks tray
- dripping meat crossbow
- dripping meat staff
- drippy bezoar
- drippy bromide
- drippy candy bar
- drippy diadem
- drippy enzyme
- drippy flux
- drippy grub
- drippy ichor
- drippy khakis
- drippy orb
- drippy pigment
- drippy pilsner
- drippy salt
- drippy seed
- drippy shield
- drippy snail shell
- drippy staff
- drippy stake
- drippy stein
- drive-thru burger
- dromedary drinking helmet
- drone self-destruct chip
- droopy doll eye
- drop of water-37
- droppable microphone
- druidic s'more
- drum of pomade
- dry vodka martini
- dubious loincloth
- dubious peppermint
- duck-on-a-string
- duct tape buckler
- duct tape dockers
- duct tape fedora
- duct tape shirt
- duct tape sword
- dungeon dragon chest
- dungeoneer's dungarees
- dusty animal cranium
- dusty animal jawbone
- dusty animal pelvis
- dusty animal skull
- dusty eighth caudal vertebra
- dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
- dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
- dusty fifth caudal vertebra
- dusty fifth cervical vertebra
- dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
- dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
- dusty first caudal vertebra
- dusty first cervical vertebra
- dusty first lumbar vertebra
- dusty first thoracic vertebra
- dusty fourth caudal vertebra
- dusty fourth cervical vertebra
- dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
- dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
- dusty left clavicle
- dusty left eighth rib
- dusty left eleventh rib
- dusty left femur
- dusty left fibula
- dusty left fifth rib
- dusty left first front claw
- dusty left first rear claw
- dusty left first rib
- dusty left fourth front claw
- dusty left fourth rear claw
- dusty left fourth rib
- dusty left humerus
- dusty left kneecap
- dusty left ninth rib
- dusty left radius
- dusty left scapula
- dusty left second front claw
- dusty left second rear claw
- dusty left second rib
- dusty left seventh rib
- dusty left sixth rib
- dusty left tenth rib
- dusty left third front claw
- dusty left thumb
- dusty left tibia
- dusty left twelfth rib
- dusty left ulna
- dusty ninth caudal vertebra
- dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
- dusty right clavicle
- dusty right eighth rib
- dusty right eleventh rib
- dusty right femur
- dusty right fibula
- dusty right fifth rib
- dusty right first front claw
- dusty right first rear claw
- dusty right first rib
- dusty right fourth front claw
- dusty right fourth rear claw
- dusty right fourth rib
- dusty right humerus
- dusty right kneecap
- dusty right ninth rib
- dusty right radius
- dusty right scapula
- dusty right second front claw
- dusty right second rear claw
- dusty right second rib
- dusty right seventh rib
- dusty right sixth rib
- dusty right tenth rib
- dusty right third front claw
- dusty right third rib
- dusty right thumb
- dusty right tibia
- dusty right twelfth rib
- dusty right ulna
- dusty sacral vertebrae
- dusty second caudal vertebra
- dusty second cervical vertebra
- dusty second lumbar vertebra
- dusty second thoracic vertebra
- dusty seventh caudal vertebra
- dusty seventh cervical vertebra
- dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
- dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
- dusty sixth caudal vertebra
- dusty sixth cervical vertebra
- dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
- dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
- dusty tenth caudal vertebra
- dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
- dusty third cervical vertebra
- dusty third thoracic vertebra
- dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
- dwarf bread
- dwarvish war helmet
- dwarvish war kilt
- dwarvish war mattock
- eXtreme meat crossbow
- eXtreme meat staff
- eXtreme meat sword
- eXtreme mittens
- eXtreme nose ring
- ear candle
- earthenware muffin tin
- eau de mort
- eaves droppers
- ectoplasmic paste
- eel battery
- eel sauce
- eelskin hat
- eelskin pants
- eelskin shield
- eerie fetish
- effluvious emerald
- egg gun
- eggbeater
- eggman noodles
- elbow soup
- eldritch alignment spray
- eldritch distillate
- eldritch hammer
- eldritch hat
- eldritch mushroom
- eldritch pants
- eldritch rub
- eldritch tincture
- eldritch tincture (depleted)
- electric Kool-Aid
- electric mushroom
- electrician's hardhat
- electronic Brain Trainer game
- electronic dulcimer pants
- elemental paste
- elevenderizing hammer
- elevennis shoes
- elevent
- elf ploughshare
- elf sleeper agent
- elven tambourine
- elven whittling knife
- ember egg
- embering hunk
- emergency glowstick
- emergency margarita
- emo roe
- emotion chip
- empty Rain-Doh can
- empty blowgun
- empty hourglass
- empty lava bottle
- enchanted barbell
- enchanted brass knuckles
- enchanted fire extinguisher
- enchanted leopard-print barbell
- enchantlers
- encoder ring
- energized spores
- enhanced signal receiver
- enormous hoop earring
- envelope full of Meat
- epic cluster
- epic wad
- especially salty dog
- essential cameraderie
- essential soy
- essential tofu
- etched hourglass
- eternal knot tattoo
- everfull glass
- evil flaming eyeball pendant
- evil googly eye
- evil noodles
- evil paper umbrella
- exclusive club
- exclusive ultra-rare item
- exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
- exotic orchid
- exotic parrot egg
- expired MRE
- exploding gum
- explosion-flavored chewing gum
- extra DNA
- extra ooze
- extra special Crimbo stocking
- extra time
- extra-grubby grub
- extra-hard jawbreaker
- extra-heavy BRICKO brick
- extra-large palm-frond toupee
- extra-see-thru nightie
- extra-strength goo
- extra-strength red potion
- extra-strength rubber bands
- extremely confusing manual
- extremely skinny jeans
- eye 'n' horn shampoo
- eye of the Tiger-lily
- eye-pod
- eyebrow lifter
- eyedrops of the ocelot
- fabric hardener
- fabric softener
- fairy-worn boots
- fake fake vomit
- fake hand
- fake washboard
- false eyelashes
- familiar scrapbook
- fancy beer bottle
- fancy beer label
- fancy black tie
- fancy blue potion
- fancy chocolate
- fancy chocolate sculpture
- fancy party pants
- fancy schmancy cheese sauce
- fancy tophat
- fancy tuxedo pants
- farfalle bow tie
- fascinating alien plant sample
- fascinating alien zoological sample
- fat bottom quark
- fat loot token
- fat stacks of cash
- fear condenser
- feathered headdress
- fermenting powder
- fetid feather
- fettucini épines Inconnu
- fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
- fettucini Inconnu
- fetus-smashing club
- fez of etymology
- fiberglass fannypack
- fiberglass fedora
- fiberglass fetish
- fiberglass fibers
- fiberglass fingerguard
- fiberglass foil
- fiberglass frock
- fiberglass insulation
- filigreed hamethyst earring
- filigreed hamethyst necklace
- filigreed hamethyst ring
- filled mosquito
- filthy monkey head
- fin-bit wax
- finger cuffs
- fire ant pheromones
- fire axe
- fire crackers
- fire of unknown origin
- fire poi
- fire-roasted lake trout
- fireball
- firebomb
- fireman's helmet
- first-aid pouch
- fish bazooka
- fish scimitar
- fish stick cozy
- fishcake
- fishin' hat
- fishy fish
- fishy fish lasagna
- fishy paste
- fishy wand
- fist turkey outline
- fistful of wood shavings
- five-fingered fern resin
- fixed-gear bicycle
- fixodent
- flagellate flagon
- flagellate soup
- flagstone fez
- flagstone flag
- flagstone flagments
- flagstone flail
- flagstone fleece
- flagstone flip-flops
- flagstone fringe
- flame orb
- flaming familiar doppelgänger
- flaming feather
- flaming juggler's balls
- flaming leaf crown
- flaming mushroom wine
- flaming nose
- flaming pink shirt
- flaming talons
- flamingo mallet
- flapper floppers
- flapper fly
- flaregun
- flashing novelty button
- flask of Amontillado
- flask of Gnomochloric acid
- flask of baconstone juice
- flask of egggrog
- flask of embalming fluid
- flask of hamethyst juice
- flask of moonshine
- flask of porquoise juice
- flask of port
- flat cider
- flat dough
- flat mushroom wine
- fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
- fleetwood macaroni
- flickering pixel
- flimsy clipboard
- flimsy hardwood scraps
- flirtatious feather
- floaty gravel
- floaty inverse geode
- floaty rock
- floaty rock helmet
- floaty rock necklace
- floaty rock pants
- floaty sand
- floaty stone sphere
- flour cookie
- fluid of fudge-finding
- flypaper staff
- flytrap bezoar
- foam commodore's hat
- foam naval trousers
- foam pistol
- foie gras
- folder (Knight Writer)
- folder (Seawolf)
- folder (catfish)
- folder (dancing dolphins)
- folder (holographic fractal)
- folder (tranquil landscape)
- food mailing list
- foon
- foon of fearfulness
- foon of fleshiness
- foon of foulness
- foon of frigidity
- foon of fulmination
- foot-long hot daub
- football helmet
- forbidden danish
- foreign box
- forest canopy bed
- forest spirit rattle
- fortifying hot cocoa
- fossilized baboon skull
- fossilized bat skull
- fossilized demon skull
- fossilized necklace
- fossilized serpent skull
- fossilized spider skull
- fossilized wing
- four-leaf potato sprout
- fragile Christmas ornament
- fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
- frankincenser
- frat brats
- frayed rope belt
- free boots
- free-range mushroom
- freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
- freezin' bindle
- freightcake
- french-fry grabber
- fresh can of paint
- fresh coat of paint
- fried air
- frightful feather
- frigid fudgepuck
- frigid hankyū
- frigid mote
- frigid-ass club
- frog lip-print
- frontwinder skin
- frost-rimed desk bell
- frost-rimed seal hide
- frostbite-flavored Hob-O
- frosty halo
- frozen feather
- frozen nunchaku
- frozen seal spine
- frozen tofu pop
- fruit basket
- fruit bat
- fruit-stuffed rumcake
- fruity girl swill
- fruity pebble
- frying brainpan
- fudge bunny
- fudge cube
- fudge spork
- fudgecycle
- fudgesicle
- full lava bottle
- fumble formula
- funky brass fez
- funny paper hat
- furry halo
- furry kilt
- furry pants
- furry skirt
- fusilli marrownarrow
- fustulent seal grulch
- fuzzy bracelets
- fuzzy polar bear ears
- gabardine gaiters
- gabardine garibaldi
- gabardine garland
- gabardine girdle
- gabardine gloves
- gabardine gunnysack
- gabardine smithereens
- gaffer's tape
- ganger bandana
- garbage sticker
- garish pinky ring
- gasmask
- gator shades
- gattoo
- gauze hammock
- gauze shorts
- gazely stare
- gazing shoes
- gelatinous meat mass
- generic healing potion
- generic mana potion
- generic restorative potion
- genie bottle
- genie's bracers
- genie's pants
- genie's scimitar
- genie's turbane
- ghast iron Garibaldi
- ghast iron cleaver
- ghast iron codpiece
- ghast iron heater shield
- ghast iron ingot
- ghost accordion
- ghost pencil
- ghost pepper
- ghost protocol
- ghost shawl
- ghost thread
- ghost trap
- ghostly body paint
- ghostly pickling solution
- ghuol-ear kabob
- giant O
- giant X
- giant artisanal rice peeler
- giant cheesestick
- giant diamond ring
- giant fishhook
- giant free-range mushroom
- giant glass of brandy
- giant green gummi bear
- giant marshmallow
- giant neckbeard
- giant pearl
- giant spider leg
- giant stuffed bugbear
- giant yellow gummi bear
- gift-a-pult
- gilded BRICKO brick
- gilded BRICKO chalice
- gilded lily
- gilded trumpet
- gill rings
- gimlet
- gingerbeard
- gingerbread cigarette
- gingerbread dog treat
- gingerbread moneybag
- gingerbread nylons
- gingerbread pirate
- gingerbread pistol
- gingerbread restraining order
- gingerbread tophat
- gingerbread trousers
- gingerbread waistcoat
- gingerservo
- gingham blouse
- ginormous pumpkin
- glacial clock
- glacial sapphire
- gladiator tunica
- glass eye
- glass gnoll eye
- glass of "milk"
- glass pie plate
- glimmering buzzard feather
- glimmering great tit feather
- glimmering penguin feather
- glimmering phoenix feather
- glimmering raven feather
- glimmering roc feather
- glistening staff
- glob of extra-green chlorophyll
- glob of melted wax
- glob of salty molasses
- gloomy black mushroom
- gloomy mushroom wine
- glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
- glowing El Vibrato drone
- glowing New Age crystal
- glowing esca
- glowing frisbee
- glowing red eye
- glowing spore pod
- glowing syringe
- glyph of athleticism
- gnashing teeth
- gnat lasagna
- gnatloaf
- gnatwing earring
- gnauga hide buckler
- gnauga hide chaps
- gnauga hide skirt
- gnauga hide vest
- gnauga hide whip
- gnawed-up dog bone
- gnoll-tooth necklace
- goat cheese pizza
- goat cheese taco
- goblin bone hilt
- goblin collarbone
- goblin paste
- gold skull ring
- gold tooth
- golden banana
- golden gum
- golden gun
- golden monkey statuette
- golden pet rock
- golden plastic oyster egg
- golden sausage
- golden tattoo gun
- golden twig
- goo magnet
- good ash
- goodberry
- gooey drippy candy bar
- googly chest eyes
- googly-ball hat
- googly-heart hat
- googly-star hat
- gory drippy orb
- goulauncher
- government
- government per-diem
- government-issued candy
- government-issued eyeshade
- government-issued necktie
- government-issued night-vision goggles
- government-issued slacks
- governor's daughter's lace collar
- governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
- governor's daughter's petticoats
- grain of sand
- grape troll doll
- grass hat
- grass skirt
- gravy skin
- gravyskin buckler
- gravyskin hat
- gravyskin pants
- gravyskin skirt
- gray seashell
- grease cannon
- grease gun
- greasy desk bell
- greasy paste
- greedy ghostling
- green BRICKO brick
- green LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- green bean casserole
- green candy heart
- green candygram
- green drunki-bear
- green eggnog
- green glowstick
- green hamhock
- green lava globs
- green marshmallow
- green pill
- green pixel potion
- green pixie spog
- green rock candy
- green seashell
- green snowcone
- green traffic cone
- green-frosted astral cupcake
- green-iced sweet roll
- gregarious ghostling
- gremlin mutagen
- grey down vest
- grey gosling
- grimstone galoshes
- grinning ghostling
- grip key
- grisly shell fragment
- grisly shield
- grizzled bearskin
- grog nuts
- groggipop
- groggles
- grogtini
- groose grease
- groping claw
- grouper fangirl
- groupie spangles
- groveling gravel
- grubby wool
- grubby wool beerwarmer
- grubby wool gloves
- grubby wool hat
- grubby wool scarf
- grubby wool trousers
- grubby woolball
- grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
- guancertina
- guard turtle collar
- guild application
- guilty sprout
- gummi ammonite
- gummi belemnite
- gummi bowtie
- gummi fang
- gummi trilobite
- gumshoes
- gunpowder burrito
- gunwale
- gunwale whalegun
- hacked gibson
- haiku katana
- hair of the calf
- hairy staff
- half double fruitcake
- half-digested rat
- half-empty carton of milk
- half-height cigar
- half-height unicycle
- half-orchid
- hamburger
- hamethyst bracelet
- hamethyst earring
- hamethyst necklace
- hamethyst-handled sixgun
- hammerus
- hand of Mr. Cards
- hand of cards
- hand turkey outline
- hand-carved bow
- hand-knitted diving booties
- handful of Boltsmann bearings
- handful of barley
- handful of bees
- handful of drink tickets
- handful of juicy garbage
- handful of numbers
- handful of sawdust
- handful of split pea soup
- handful of stubble
- handful of toilet paper
- handmade hobby horse
- handyman "hand soap"
- hangman's hood
- hard cocoa
- hard rock
- hardboiled egg
- hardened slime belt
- hardened slime hat
- hardened slime pants
- hardening cream
- hardware upgrade
- hare pin
- harpoon
- haunted Hell ramen
- haunted bottle of vodka
- haunted doghouse
- haunted orange
- hawkface potion
- hazmat helmet
- head mirror
- head of emberg lettuce
- head-mounted Trainbot
- heart cozy
- heart of dark chocolate
- heart of rock and roll
- heart-shaped candy whetstone
- heart-shaped crate
- heat-resistant gloves
- heat-resistant necktie
- heather graham cracker
- heavy duty umbrella
- heavy hot sauce
- heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
- heavy-duty clipboard
- hemlock helm
- hemp backpack
- hep waders
- hermedisiac cologne
- heteroerotic frat-paddle
- hewn moon-rune spoon
- hi-density nylocite leg armor
- hibernating Grimstone Golem
- hibernating robot reindeer
- high-end ginger wine
- high-speed upgrade
- hippo skin buckler
- hippo tutu
- hippo whip
- hippopotamus kilt
- hippopotamus pants
- hippopotamus skirt
- hippy paste
- hipster cocktail
- hobo code binder
- hobo fortress blueprints
- hobo monkey
- hobo paste
- hobo stogie
- hockey stick of furious angry rage
- holiday smorgasbord
- holiday trip around the world
- hollow rock
- holly-flavored Hob-O
- holo-platoon
- homeless hobo spirit
- homemade robot
- homemade robot gear
- honey bun of Boris
- honey dipper
- honey mead
- honey-drenched ham slice
- honeybritches
- honeycap
- hopeful candle
- horizontal tango
- hot and sour sauce
- hot buttered roll
- hot button candy
- hot cluster
- hot clusterbomb
- hot cocoa au beurre
- hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
- hot cross bow
- hot daub
- hot daub stand
- hot egg
- hot hi mein
- hot jelly
- hot nuggets
- hot spore pod
- hot wad
- hot wine
- hot-ass club
- hothammer
- hourglass
- house of twigs and spit
- house-sized mushroom
- housekeeping automa-core
- huge mosquito proboscis
- huge pumpkin
- human musk
- humming El Vibrato drone
- hungover chauvinist pig
- hyperbolic plasma focuser
- hypnodisk
- hypodermic needle
- iFlail
- iShield
- ice baby
- ice house
- ice pick
- ice rice
- ice sickle
- ice skate decoy
- ice skates
- ice wine
- iceberg lettuce
- iceberglet
- iced-out bling
- icicle katana
- icing poncho
- icy mushroom wine
- imbued seal-blubber candle
- imitation crab meat
- imitation crab zoea
- imitation nice watch
- imitation whetstone
- immense ballet shoes
- immense free-range mushroom
- imp air
- imported lemon lozenge
- imported taffy
- in-the-box spring shoes
- incredibly dense meat gem
- indescribably horrible paste
- indie comic hipster glasses
- industrial fire extinguisher
- industrial lubricant
- industrial strength starch
- industrially-crushed ice
- inert sludgepuppy
- infant sandworm
- infernal insoles
- infernal snowball
- infernal toilet brush
- infinite BACON machine
- inflammable leaf
- inflatable LT&T telegraph office
- inflatable baseball bat
- inflatable duck
- ingot of seal-iron
- ink bladder
- insulated gold wire
- insulting hat
- intact anemone spike
- intact medium-wave antenna
- interesting clod of dirt
- intergalactic pom poms
- interrogative elixir
- intimidating coiffure
- intricate clockwork cuckoo
- intricate clockwork numeral I
- intricate clockwork numeral II
- intricate clockwork numeral III
- intricate clockwork numeral IV
- intricate clockwork numeral IX
- intricate clockwork numeral V
- intricate clockwork numeral VI
- intricate clockwork numeral VII
- intricate clockwork numeral VIII
- intricate clockwork numeral X
- intricate clockwork numeral XI
- intricate clockwork numeral XII
- intricate music box parts
- invisibility potion
- ion grid
- ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
- iron chain
- iron dagger
- iron pasta spoon
- ironic knit cap
- ironic mint
- ironic moustache
- ironic oversized sunglasses
- irradiated pet snacks
- irresistibility potion
- irritability potion
- isotophat
- ittah bittah hookah
- jagged tooth
- jalapeño slices
- jam band
- jangly spurs
- jar of fermented pickle juice
- jar of frostigkraut
- jar of magical relish
- jazz soap
- jewel-eyed wizard hat
- jingling spore pod
- jitterbug larva
- jolly roger tattoo kit
- joybuzzer
- jug of "wine"
- jug of Gnomochloric acid
- jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- jug of booze
- jug of hamethyst juice
- jug of porquoise juice
- juggling ball
- jumping bean taco
- junk band
- junk yard
- kamicorpse-ee
- kelp
- kelp-holly drape
- kelp-holly gun
- kerosene-soaked skip
- ketchup
- kevlateflocite helmet
- khaki duffel bag
- kill screen
- kitten burglar
- kitty sheet music
- knight cookie
- knob ka-bobs
- knob mushroom wine
- knobby kneepads
- knoll mushroom wine
- kobold treasure hoard
- kumquartz
- kumquartz ring
- kumquat supersucker
- ladle of mystery
- large pile of sand
- large stone triangle
- laser cannon
- laser targeting chip
- latte lovers club card
- latte lovers member's mug
- lava balaclava
- lavalarva
- lavender candy heart
- lavender candygram
- lavender paisley oyster egg
- lavender plastic oyster egg
- lavender polka-dot oyster egg
- lavender striped oyster egg
- law-abiding citizen cane
- lawn dart
- lead collar
- lead necklace
- lead umbrella
- lead yo-yo
- leaf
- leafy browns
- leather aviator's cap
- leechknife
- left bear arm
- left half of a heart necklace
- left-handed melodica
- leftover Crimbo rations
- leftover chocolate bar
- leftover pasty
- leftovers sandwich
- leg-mounted Trainbots
- leggings of the Spider Queen
- lemon meringue pie
- lemonhead caviar
- length of old fuse
- lesser grodulated violet
- letterman's jacket
- lewd playing card
- li'l ghost costume
- liar's pants
- libation of liveliness
- licorice boa
- licorice snake
- licorice whip
- lifeless meat doll
- lime supersucker
- linguini immondizia bianco
- linoleum meat stack
- linoleum staff
- linoleum stick
- linoleum sword hilt
- lint
- lip soup
- liquid SONAR
- liquid bread
- liquid ice pack
- liquid rhinestones
- liquid smoke
- lit leaf lasso
- little box of fireworks
- little deuce cape
- little parachute guy
- little piece of steel
- little red book
- little wooden mannequin
- live lobster
- livid energy
- llama lama cria
- loaded serum blowgun
- loaf of alien bread
- loafers
- loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
- locked mumming trunk
- lodestone
- logic synthesizer
- lollipop cufflinks
- long pork casserole
- long pork chop sandwiches
- long pork lasagna
- long-forgotten necklace
- longbox of Batfellow comics
- longhaired hippy wig
- loofah ladle
- loofah lavalier
- loofah lederhosen
- loofah legwarmers
- loofah lei
- loofah lumberjack's hat
- loofah lumps
- loose blade
- loose purse strings
- lost elf luggage
- lotion of coldness
- lotion of hotness
- lotion of spookiness
- lotion of stench
- love
- love song of disturbing obsession
- love song of icy revenge
- love song of naughty innuendo
- love song of smoldering passion
- love song of sugary cuteness
- love song of vague ambiguity
- lowercase a
- lucky Tam O'Shanter
- lucky Tam O'Shatner
- lucky army helmet
- lucky ball-and-chain
- lucky cat collar
- lucky cat's paw
- lucky gold ring
- lucky lighter
- lucky moai statuette
- lucky napkin
- lucky rabbitfish fin
- lump of bauxite
- lump of black ichor
- lump of loyal latite
- lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
- lupine appetite hormones
- lustrous drippy orb
- luxury fly-tying workbench
- lychee chuhai
- machine elf capsule
- mafia middle finger ring
- mafia organizer badge
- mafia pinky ring
- mafia pointer finger ring
- mafia thumb ring
- mafia wedding ring
- magenta seashell
- magic dragonfish fry
- magic lamp
- magical battery
- magical ice cube with a fly in it
- magical mystery juice
- magnetic field
- magnifying glass
- maid head
- makeshift cape
- makeshift castanets
- makeshift crane
- makeshift sixgun
- makeshift skirt
- makeshift turban
- malevolent medallion
- mama's squeezebox
- mana-basted tofurkey leg
- mana-coated yams
- manly bloomers
- mannequin leg
- mantis skull
- many-eyed glasses
- map to Anemone Mine
- map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
- map to Madness Reef
- map to a candy-rich block
- map to the Cursed Village
- map to the Dive Bar
- map to the Marinara Trench
- map to the Mystic Wood
- map to the Putrid Swamp
- map to the Skate Park
- map to the Sprawling Cemetery
- map to the Towering Mountains
- marble maebari
- marble magnet
- marble mantle
- marble mariachi hat
- marble medallion
- marble mignonette bowl
- marble molecules
- marinara jug
- marionette
- marshmallow bomb
- marshroom
- martiny
- mashed potatoes
- massive wrench
- mauve paisley oyster egg
- mauve plastic oyster egg
- mauve striped oyster egg
- mayfly bait necklace
- mayo pump
- meat cowboy hat
- meat engine
- meat from yesterday
- meat golem
- meat shield
- meat vortex
- meatcar model
- meatloaf helmet
- meatspout staff
- mechanically-mulled cider
- medium slimy cyst
- medium stone triangle
- melty plastic grenade
- menorette
- menudo
- menudo ravioli
- mercenary pistol
- mercenary rifle
- mermaid's purse
- mesquito proboscis
- messenger bag RNA
- metal mandible
- metal meteoroid
- metallic foil bow
- metallic foil radar dish
- meteor shower cap
- meteorb
- meteoreo
- meteorite earring
- meteorite fragment
- meteorite guard
- meteorite necklace
- meteorite ring
- meteortarboard
- meteorthopedic shoes
- metrognome
- micronova
- microwave stogie
- midget clownfish
- milestone
- military candy cane
- military orb
- military-grade peppermint oil
- mime army challenge coin
- mime army infiltration glove
- mime army insignia (cryonics)
- mime army insignia (espionage)
- mime army insignia (infantry)
- mime army insignia (intelligence)
- mime army insignia (morale)
- mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
- mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
- mime army insignia (sanitation)
- mime army rations
- mime army shotglass
- mime army wine
- mime eraser
- mime soul fragment
- mime-proof sunglasses
- mimeplasm
- miming beret
- miming boots
- miming gloves
- mini kiwi
- mini kiwi aioli
- mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
- mini kiwi bikini
- mini kiwi digitized cookies
- mini kiwi egg
- mini kiwi icepick
- mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
- mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
- mini kiwi invisible dirigible
- mini kiwi silicon tiepin
- mini kiwi tipi
- mini kiwi whipping stick
- mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
- mini kiwitini
- mini-Mr. Accessory
- mini-zeppelin
- miniature Embering Hulk
- miniature Jacob's ladder
- miniature antlers
- miniature carton of clove cigarettes
- miniature castagnets
- miniature crystal ball
- miniature deck cannon
- miniature dormouse
- miniature espresso maker
- miniature gravy-covered maypole
- miniature life preserver
- miniature power pill
- miniature pruning shears
- miniature stuffed Goth Giant
- miniature tophat
- miniscule beatbox
- miniscule temporal rip
- mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag
- mint condition magnifying glass
- mint-condition magic wand
- mint-in-box Powerful Glove
- mirrored aviator shades
- misfit hobby horse
- misfit teddy bear
- misshapen animal skeleton
- missing semicolon
- missing wine
- moai toai
- moaiball
- model train set
- moist sack
- molehill mountain
- molotov cocktail cocktail
- molten brick
- monkey barf
- monkey wrench
- monster bait
- monster pants
- mood ring
- moon-amber
- moon-amber necklace
- moonglasses
- moss floss
- moss mace
- moss mantle
- moss marlinspike
- moss medal
- moss megaphone
- moss mitre
- moss mulch
- mostly rat-hide leggings
- mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
- mother's necklace
- mother's secret recipe
- mountain lion skin
- mourning wine
- mouth-watering mayolus
- moveable feast
- moxie magnet
- muculent machete
- muddy skirt
- mugcake
- mulled berry wine
- mulled cider
- mulled wine
- mummified entombed cookbookbat
- mumming trunk
- mummy mask
- murderbot mask
- murderbot memory chip
- murderbot plasma rifle
- murderbot whip
- muscular soup
- mushroom pizza
- mushroom slab
- mushroom tea
- mushroom whiskey
- mutant arm
- mutant cactus bud
- mutant crown
- mutant fire ant egg
- mutant gila monster egg
- mutant legs
- mutant rattlesnake egg
- mutated candy lump
- myrrh pouch
- myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
- mysterious chest
- mysterious silver lapel pin
- mystery lollipop
- name change form
- nanofiber cloth
- nanorhino credit card
- nasty desk bell
- nasty gum
- nasty-ass club
- nasty-smelling moss
- nastygeist
- nativity shorts
- natto-infused sake
- natty blue ascot
- natural magick candle
- naughty fortune teller
- naughty origami kit
- naughty paper shuriken
- nauseating reagent
- navel ring of navel gazing
- neck wreath
- neg grog
- nega-mushroom wine
- negotiatin' hammer
- nervous tick egg
- nest egg
- new habit
- newborn kobold
- newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
- nice warm beer
- nicksilver ring
- nicksilver spurs
- ninja eyeblack
- ninja fear powder
- ninja hot pants
- ninja pirate zombie robot
- ninja pirate zombie robot head
- ninjammies
- noir fedora
- non-Euclidean angle
- non-Euclidean non-accordion
- non-stick pugil stick
- norwhal helmet
- nosy nose ringy ring
- not-a-pipe
- note from Clancy
- nothing-in-the-box
- nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box
- novelty monorail ticket
- noxious gas grenade
- nozzle of the Phoenix
- nugget of nicksilver
- nugget of quicksilver
- nugget of slicksilver
- nugget of wicksilver
- numberwang
- nurse's hat
- nutcracking pliers
- nylon Christmas stockings
- obnoxious riddle
- occult jelly donut
- ocean motion
- octolus-skin cloak
- odor extractor
- off-hand balloon
- off-white paisley oyster egg
- off-white plastic oyster egg
- offensive moustache
- officer's nog
- oil of expertise
- oil of oiliness
- oil of stability
- oily golden mushroom
- oily paste
- old ball and chain
- old dry bone
- old patched suit-pants
- old school Mafia knickerbockers
- old school flying disc
- old soft shoes
- old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
- old-school pirate grog
- olive lo mein
- olive stir-fry
- one glove
- one million meat pancakes
- one piece of bubble gum
- one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
- one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
- one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
- one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
- one-day ticket to The Glaciest
- one-winged stab bat
- onion shurikens
- onyx bishop
- onyx king
- onyx knight
- onyx queen
- onyx rook
- optimal spreadsheet
- orange candy heart
- orange candygram
- orange glowstick
- orange snowcone
- orange traffic cone
- orange-frosted astral cupcake
- orc paste
- organ grinder
- organic potpourri
- origami "gentlemen's" magazine
- origami pasties
- origami riding crop
- ornamental sextant
- orphan baby yeti
- out-of-work circus flea
- outrageous sombrero
- oven mitts
- over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
- overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
- overclocked avian microprocessor
- overflowing gift basket
- overloaded Yule battery
- overloaded micro-reactor
- overloaded short-pulse transistor
- overly-fancy hot cocoa
- oversized ice molecule
- oversized pizza cutter
- oversized snowflake
- ovoid leather thing
- oxygenated eggnog helmet
- oyster basket
- oyster sauce
- pacification grenade
- pack of KWE trading card
- packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
- packaged Everfull Dart Holster
- packaged June cleaver
- packaged Jurassic Parka
- packaged Pocket Professor
- packaged Roman Candelabra
- packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe
- packaged backup camera
- packaged cold medicine cabinet
- packaged familiar scrapbook
- packaged industrial fire extinguisher
- packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
- packaged luxury garment
- packaged miniature crystal ball
- packaged model train set
- packet of beer seeds
- packet of mayfly bait
- packet of orchid seeds
- packet of rock seeds
- packet of tofurkey gravy
- packet of winter seeds
- padded tortoise
- paint palette
- painted shield
- pair of candy glasses
- pair of government shades
- pair of pearidot earrings
- pair of plants
- pair of scissors
- pair of twitching claws
- palm-frond capris
- palm-frond cloak
- palm-frond net
- palm-frond toupee
- palm-frond whip
- panicked kernel
- pantogram
- panty raider camouflage
- papaya sling
- papaya slung
- papaya taco
- paper-plate-mail pants
- paperclip
- paperclip sproinger
- paperclip-on tie
- papier-mâché base
- papier-mâché bowl
- papier-mâché glob
- papier-mâché handle
- papier-mâché plaque
- papier-mâché toothpicks
- papier-mâché trophy piñata
- papier-mâchéte
- papier-mâchine gun
- papier-mâchuridars
- papier-masque
- papier-mitre
- papier-mochi
- paraffin palazzos
- paraffin pendant
- paraffin pieces
- paraffin pith helmet
- paraffin poncho
- paraffin pseudoaccordion
- paraffin punching bag
- parisian cathouse
- party crasher
- party mouse hat
- party pup
- party whip
- passed-out psychedelic bear
- patent aggression tonic
- patent alacrity tonic
- patent avarice tonic
- patent invisibility tonic
- patent preventative tonic
- patent sallowness tonic
- pea brittle
- peace accordion
- peace shooter
- peace turkey outline
- peach pie
- pear supersucker
- pearl diver's necklace
- pearl diver's ring
- peasco sour
- peaza
- pebble of proud pyrite
- pebblebräu
- pecan pie
- pegfinger
- penguin paste
- penguin shorts
- penguin skin buckler
- penguin whip
- penguin-smacking club
- penguinskin mini-kilt
- penguinskin mini-skirt
- pentacorn hat
- pentatonic accordion
- peppermint bomb
- peppermint crook
- peppermint donut
- peppermint harpoon gun
- peppermint parasol
- peppermint patty
- peppermint pegleg
- peppermint spine
- peppermint syrup
- peppermint tack
- peppermint twist
- perfect Christmas scarf
- perfect cosmopolitan
- perfect dark and stormy
- perfect mimosa
- perfect negroni
- perfect old-fashioned
- perfect paloma
- perfectly fair coin
- perfectly ordinary frog
- pernicious cudgel
- perpendicular hula with a fly in it
- personal graffiti kit
- personal raindrop
- personalizable gingerbread cookie
- personalized wassail stein
- pet anchor
- pet anemone
- pet rock "Groucho" disguise
- pet rock "Snooty" disguise
- petrified time
- petrified wood
- pewter candlestick
- phase-tuned shield generator belt
- phial of coldness
- phial of hotness
- phial of sleaziness
- phial of spookiness
- phial of stench
- phish stick
- photo booth sized crate
- pickled bread
- picture of a dead guy's girlfriend
- piece of after eight
- piece of cake
- piece of coral
- piece of driftwood
- pile of Trainbot parts
- pile of gritty sand
- pile of sand
- pile of smoking rags
- pilgrim shield
- pimpin' meat hat
- pin-stripe slacks
- pine cone
- pine tar
- ping-pong ball
- ping-pong paddle
- pink candy heart
- pink candygram
- pink glowstick
- pink pinkslip slip
- pink plastic baby
- pink-belly slapper
- pink-frosted astral cupcake
- pipe wrench
- piranha pollen
- pirate brochure
- pirate encryption key (complete)
- pirate encryption key alpha
- pirate encryption key bravo
- pirate encryption key charlie
- pirate encryption key delta
- pirate fork
- pirate hook
- pirate pantaloons
- pirate paste
- pirate radio ring
- pirate shaving cream
- pirate shirt
- pirate skull
- pirate tract
- pirate zombie head
- pirate zombie robot head
- piratical blunderbuss
- pirrrate's currrse
- pixel boomerang
- pixel bread
- pixel chain whip
- pixel energy tank
- pixel grappling hook
- pixel pill
- pixel rock
- pixel star
- pixel stopwatch
- pixel whiskey
- pixie axie
- plaid bandage
- plaid pocket square
- plaid skirt
- plain brown wrapper
- plain calzone
- plain pizza
- plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
- plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
- plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
- plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
- plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
- plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
- plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
- plastic cup of flat beer
- plastic doll arms
- plastic doll legs
- plastic piranha pot
- plastic pirate hat
- plastic pumpkin bucket
- plastic spider ring
- plate of Frigid Northern Beans
- plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
- plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
- plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
- plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
- plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
- plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
- plexifoam chin strap
- plexiglass pants
- plexiglass pendant
- plexiglass pikestaff
- plexiglass pinky ring
- plexiglass pith helmet
- plexiglass pocketwatch
- plump free-range mushroom
- plush alielf
- plush alien hamsterpus
- plush dogcat
- plush ferrelf
- plush hamsterpus
- plush mutated alielephant
- plush mutated alielf
- plush sea serpent
- pocket lint (blue)
- pocket lint (orange)
- pocket lint (white)
- pog #01 (spider)
- pog #02 (Knob goblin)
- pog #03 (warwelf)
- pog #04 (skleleton)
- pog #05 (ninja snowman)
- pog #06 (filthy hippy)
- pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
- pog #08 (hellion)
- pog #09 (pirate)
- pog #10 (hobo)
- pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
- pogo stick
- pointy mushroom wine
- poker face paint
- polished moon-amber
- polka-dot bow tie
- polo trophy
- polyeaster egg
- polyester pad
- polyester panama hat
- polyester parachute
- polyester peeler
- polyester pettipants
- polyester pulsera
- polyesterene powder
- polymorphic fastening apparatus
- pompadour'd puppy
- poncho de azucar
- ponytail clip
- poodle skirt
- pool shark hair oil
- popcorn
- popular tart
- porcelain candy dish
- porcelain pelerine
- porcelain pepper mill
- porcelain phantom mask
- porcelain police baton
- porcelain porkpie
- porcelain powder
- porquoise bracelet
- porquoise eyebrow ring
- porquoise necklace
- porquoise ring
- porquoise-handled sixgun
- portable Mayo Clinic
- portable Spacegate
- portable corkscrew
- portable dam
- portable housekeeping robot
- portable motorcycle
- portable pantogram
- portable ping-pong table
- portable steam unit
- portable table
- portable wall
- possessed tomato
- potato alarm clock
- potato jacket
- potion of punctual companionship
- potion of the litterbox
- potted power plant
- potted tea tree
- pottery barn owl figurine
- pottery club
- pottery hat
- pottery shield
- pottery training pants
- pottery yo-yo
- poutine pole
- powdered dice
- powdered madness
- powdered organs
- powdered oxygen
- powdered sealbone
- powdered toad horn
- power seed
- power sock
- pr0n cocktail
- pr0n stir-fry
- pr0n taco
- prank Crimbo card
- praying Grim Brother
- precision snowball
- prescription teeth whitener
- present
- press-on ribs
- pressurized potion of possessiveness
- pressurized potion of puissance
- pretty pink bow
- priceless diamond
- primitive alien blowgun
- primitive alien booze
- primitive alien loincloth
- primitive alien mask
- primitive alien medicine
- primitive alien necklace
- primitive alien salad
- primitive alien spear
- primitive alien totem
- print screen button
- prismatic wad
- pristine piranha seed
- pro skateboard
- profane eye patch
- prohie's hat
- projectile chemistry set
- projectile icemaker
- prosthetic forehead
- protection stick
- proto-proto-protozoa
- protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
- protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
- protogenetic chunklet (lips)
- protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
- protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
- protonic accelerator pack
- prussian cathouse
- psychedelic bubble wand
- psychic's amulet
- psychic's circlet
- psychic's crystal ball
- psychic's pslacks
- psychoanalytic jar
- puce paisley oyster egg
- puce plastic oyster egg
- puce polka-dot oyster egg
- puce striped oyster egg
- pufferfish spine
- pulled blue taffy
- pulled green taffy
- pulled indigo taffy
- pulled orange taffy
- pulled porquoise earring
- pulled porquoise pendant
- pulled porquoise ring
- pulled red taffy
- pulled violet taffy
- pulled yellow taffy
- pump-up high-tops
- pumpkin
- pumpkin juice
- pumpkin pie
- pumpkin spice whorl
- pumpkinhead mask
- punching mirror
- puppet strings
- purple glowstick
- purple snowcone
- purple-frosted astral cupcake
- purpleheart "pants"
- purpleheart logs
- putty coat
- puzzling ribbon
- puzzling trophy
- pygmy adder oil
- pygmy briefs
- pygmy bugbear shaman
- pygmy nose-bone
- quadroculars
- quake of arrows
- quantized familiar
- quantized familiar experience
- quantum disintegrator pistol
- quantum of familiar
- quantum watch
- queen cookie
- question juice
- questionable taco
- quicksilver ring
- quicksilver spurs
- quirky accordion
- rabbit punch
- radio button candy
- raffle prize box
- raffle ticket
- rag doll
- ragged wool yarn
- rainbow bomb
- rainbow crossbow
- rainbow glitter candle
- rainbow jellybean
- rainbow pearl
- rainbow pearl earring
- rainbow pearl necklace
- rainbow pearl ring
- rainbow tie
- ram-battering staff
- ramekin of space nuts
- rare oboe
- rat appendix stir-fry
- rat head balloon
- rat scrapple
- rat tooth polish
- ratarang
- ratatouille de Jarlsberg
- ratskin belt
- ratskin pajama pants
- rattail whip
- rattler rattle
- rattlesnake enrager
- real cowboy hat
- really nice lump of coal
- really thick bandage
- really tiny cocktail shaker
- record of infuriating silence
- record of infuriating silence (used)
- record of menacing silence (used)
- record of tranquil silence
- recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- recording of Elron's Explosive Etude
- recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- recording of Prelude of Precision
- recovered cufflinks
- red LavaCo Lampâ„¢
- red and white claret
- red armband
- red balloon
- red drunki-bear
- red lava globs
- red mana
- red pixel
- red plastic oyster egg
- red plumber's boots
- red polka-dot oyster egg
- red potion
- red rocket
- red snowcone
- red striped oyster egg
- red traffic cone
- red wagon
- red white and blue claret
- red-hot jawbreaker
- red-hot medallion
- red-soled high heels
- red-spotted snapper roe
- redrum
- redwood rain stick
- refurbished air fryer
- regret hose
- regular-size brogurt
- rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
- reindeer hammer
- reindeer sickle
- reinforced furry underpants
- reliable sixgun
- remorseless knife
- repaid diaper
- repaired El Vibrato drone
- replica Elf Guard medal
- replica Ten Dollars
- replica bat-oomerang
- replica key
- research fragment
- residual chitin paste
- resolution: be feistier
- resolution: be happier
- resolution: be kinder
- resolution: be luckier
- resolution: be more adventurous
- resolution: be sexier
- resolution: be smarter
- resolution: be stronger
- resolution: be wealthier
- reusable shopping bag
- reverse-oscillating klystron
- rhesus monkey
- rhinestone
- rhinestone cowhorn
- rhinoceros horn
- ribbon candy ascot
- ribcage rollcage
- riboflavin
- rice bowl
- rickety old unicycle
- ridiculous belt
- ridiculous sandwich
- ridiculous sunglasses
- rigging knot
- right bear arm
- right half of a heart necklace
- right parenthesis
- ring
- ring of adornment
- ring of aggravate monster
- ring of cold resistance
- ring of conflict
- ring of fire resistance
- ring of gain strength
- ring of increase damage
- ring of teleportation
- ring of the Skeleton Lord
- rinky-dink sixgun
- roasted vegetable focaccia
- roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
- robin flan
- robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.
- robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
- robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.
- rock lobster
- rocket fuel
- rockfish stomach
- rockin' wagon with a fly in it
- rocky road ice cream
- roll of Hob-Os
- roller skate decoy
- roller skate doll
- rook cookie
- room scale green bean casserole
- root beer barrel
- rope with some soap on it
- rose-colored glasses
- rotting cowskin
- rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
- rubber WWBD? bracelet
- rubber WWJD? bracelet
- rubber WWSPD? bracelet
- rubber WWtNSD? bracelet
- rubber baby doll
- rubber cape
- rubber doll body
- rubber doll head
- rubber emo roe
- rubber gloves
- rubber nubbin
- rubber spatula
- rum and cola
- rum ball
- rum barrel charrrm bracelet
- rum-soaked fruitcake
- rune-strewn spoon cocoon
- rusted-out shootin' iron
- rusty chain necklace
- rusty compass
- rusty diving helmet
- rusty metal greaves
- rusty old lantern
- rusty piece of rebar
- rusty rivet
- rusty staff
- rusty valve wheel
- rxr shield
- sachet of strange powder
- sack of doorknobs
- saffron antaravasaka
- salacious lychee chuhai
- salacious screwdiver
- salamander slurry
- salmagumdi
- salted mutton
- saltwaterbed
- salty dog
- salty drippy candy bar
- sampler size toothpaste
- sane hatrack
- sangria
- sangria del diablo
- sardine can key
- sauce of the ages
- sausage golem
- sausage without a cause
- savings bond
- savory crossbow
- savory staff
- savory sword
- sawblade shield
- sawed-off blunderbuss
- scabrous seal epaulets
- scale-mail underwear
- scary death orb
- scepter of the Skeleton Lord
- scimitar cozy
- scissor duck
- scrap of shadow
- screwdiver
- scroll of minor invulnerability
- scroll of protection from lycanthropes
- scrumdiddlyumptious solution
- scrunchie tourniquet
- sea avocado
- sea cape
- sea carrot
- sea chaps
- sea cowbell
- sea cowboy hat
- sea cucumber
- sea grease
- sea holster
- sea honeydew
- sea jelly
- sea lasso
- sea mantle
- sea radish
- sea salt crystal
- sea salt scrubs
- sea shawl
- sea truffle
- sea-worn candlestick
- seal lube
- seal tooth
- seal-brain elixir
- seal-toothed rock
- sealhide belt
- sealhide buckler
- sealhide cloak
- sealhide gloves
- sealhide hood
- sealhide leggings
- sealhide seal doll
- sealhide snare
- sealhide whip
- sealskin drum
- seared dino steak
- seaweed
- sebaceous shield
- second-hand knockoff engagement ring
- security automa-core
- security blankie
- sentient meat mass
- sequin-encrusted sweater
- set of Unobtainium straps
- severed rocking horse head
- sew-on bandage
- sewer nuggets
- sewer turtle
- sewer wad
- sewing kit
- shadow bread
- shadow brick
- shadow candle
- shadow candy
- shadow chef's hat
- shadow flame
- shadow fluid
- shadow glass
- shadow hammer
- shadow hot dog
- shadow ice
- shadow martini
- shadow monocle
- shadow nectar
- shadow needle
- shadow pill
- shadow sausage
- shadow sinew
- shadow skin
- shadow stick
- shadow trousers
- shadow venom
- shadowy cheat sheet
- shadowy seal eye
- shady shades
- shaking skull
- shapeless wide-brimmed hat
- shark cartilage
- shark jumper
- shark tooth necklace
- sharkfin gumbo
- sharpened hubcap
- shellacked shell
- shells a la shellfish
- shield of the Skeleton Lord
- shim of shame shale
- shimmering rainbow sand
- shin gourds
- shingle
- shining halo
- shining star cap
- shiny gold fronts
- shiny hood ornament
- shipwright's hammer
- shock belt
- shock collar
- shoe gum
- shoo-fish pie
- shooting morning star
- shopkeeper beard
- short beer
- short glass of water
- short stack of pancakes
- short stick of butter
- short white
- shortest-order cook
- shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
- shot of blackberry schnapps
- shot of pear schnapps
- shot of wasp venom
- shoulder-mounted Trainbot
- shoulder-warming lotion
- shrapnel jelly donut
- shrine to the Barrel god
- shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
- shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
- shuddering cow skull
- shuriken salad
- sicksilver ring
- sicksilver spurs
- siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
- signal receiver
- silent A
- silent B
- silent C
- silent J
- silent K
- silent M
- silent R
- silent T
- silent V
- silent Y
- silent Z
- silent nightlight
- silicon-infused gluteal shield
- silk garter snake
- silky pirate drawers
- silver Dreadsylvanian flask
- silver cow creamer
- silver face paint
- silver paté knife
- silver sausage
- silver shotgun shell
- silver table-scraper
- silver tongue charrrm bracelet
- simple AI
- single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
- single-use dust mask
- sinister altar fragment
- sinister ancient tablet
- sinister demon mask
- sinistral homunculus
- six-armed sweater
- six-rainbow shield
- sizzling desk bell
- skate board
- skeletal scabbard
- skeleton
- skeleton quiche
- skeleton skis
- skewer-mounted razor blade
- skewered cherry
- skewered jumbo olive
- skewered lime
- skull capacitor
- skull gearshift knob
- skulldozer egg
- slap and slap again recipe
- sleaze cluster
- sleaze clusterbomb
- sleaze jelly
- sleaze nuggets
- sleaze wad
- sleazy bindle
- sleazy hi mein
- sleeping patriotic eagle
- sleeping piano cat
- sleeping profane parrot
- sleeping snowy owl
- slicksilver spurs
- slightly peevedbow
- slightly thicker filthy rags
- slime convention pin
- slime convention swag bag
- slime fedora
- slime knuckles
- slime stack
- slime waders
- slime-covered club
- slime-covered compass
- slime-covered greaves
- slime-covered helmet
- slime-covered lantern
- slime-covered necklace
- slime-covered shovel
- slime-covered speargun
- slime-covered staff
- slime-soaked brain
- slime-soaked sweat gland
- slimy alveolus
- slimy chest
- slimy paste
- slippery when wet shield
- small Crimbo Pressie
- small gummi fin
- small pile of sand
- small slimy cyst
- small stone triangle
- smile-sharpening stone
- smiling rat
- smoker's cloak
- smoking grass
- smoking talon
- smoldering box
- smoldering leafcutter ant egg
- smooth velvet hanky
- smooth velvet hat
- smooth velvet pants
- smooth velvet pocket square
- smooth velvet shirt
- smudged alchemical recipe
- snailmail breeches
- snailmail coif
- snailmail hauberk
- snake shield
- snakebite
- snakeskin jacket
- snakeskin thighboots
- snapdragon pistil
- snarling wolf shield
- sneakeasies
- snow halo
- snowboarder pants
- snowman-enchanting tophat
- snowpack
- snowstick
- sober pill
- sock garters
- sock monkey
- soft cap of diminishing returns
- software bug
- software glitch
- soggy elf shoes
- soggy used band-aid
- soggy wofl t-shirt
- solid baconstone earring
- solid baconstone necklace
- solid baconstone ring
- solid gold jewel
- solid state loom
- sommelier's towel
- sonar fishfinder
- sorority brain
- sorority girl's box
- soul coin
- soul doorbell
- soul monocle
- soup-chucks
- sour powder
- souvenir flag
- soylent staff
- space beast fur hat
- space beast fur pants
- space beast fur whip
- space blanket
- space chowder
- space heater
- space invader
- space jam toast
- space jellybicycle
- space needle
- space pirate treasure map
- space planula
- space trooper helmet
- space wine
- spade necklace
- spaghetti breakfast
- spaghetti cult rosary
- spaghetti with Skullheads
- spaghetti with rock-balls
- spaghetti-box banjo
- spangly mariachi pants
- spangly unitard
- spant backplate
- spant chitin
- spant egg casing
- spant shield
- spant shoulderpads
- spant spear
- spant tendon
- spants
- spare battery
- spare chocolate parts
- sparking El Vibrato drone
- sparkler
- sparkling orb
- sparkly engagement ring
- spearfish fishing spear
- special edition Batfellow comic
- special sauce glove
- spectral jelly
- spectral pickle
- speed limit shield
- spiced rum
- spicy mushroom quesadilla
- spider leg
- spiky turtle shield
- spiky turtle shoulderpads
- spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
- spirit bed
- spirit bell
- spirit blanket
- spirit mattress
- spirit pillow
- spirit sheet
- sponge helmet
- spongy shield
- spooky and sour sauce
- spooky cluster
- spooky clusterbomb
- spooky eyeliner
- spooky hi mein
- spooky jelly
- spooky lasso
- spooky lipstick
- spooky mushroom wine
- spooky nuggets
- spooky rattling cigar box
- spooky sap
- spooky staff
- spooky stir-fry
- spooky stuffing
- spooky toy wheel
- spoon!
- spoonful of Linguine-Os
- spray chrome
- spring shoes
- sprocket assembly
- spruce juice
- squamous polyp
- square sponge pants
- squeaky staff
- squirming Slime larva
- squirmy violent party snack
- stained glass serape
- stained glass shards
- stained glass shield
- stained glass shiv
- stained glass spectacles
- stained glass stetson
- stained glass suspenders
- stained hard candy
- stainless steel scarf
- standard-issue cupcake
- staph of homophones
- star boomerang
- star buckler
- star crossbow
- star key lime
- star key lime pie
- star pants
- star pop
- star shirt
- star spatula
- star staff
- star starfish
- star stiletto
- star throwing star
- starchy crossbow
- starchy staff
- status cymbal
- steamed oyster
- steaming evil
- steamy ruby
- steel drivin' hammer
- steel knuckles
- stench and sour sauce
- stench cluster
- stench clusterbomb
- stench jelly
- stench nuggets
- stench wad
- sterno-flavored Hob-O
- stick of "gum"
- stick of dynamite
- stick-on mini solar panels
- sticky lava globs
- sticky meat pants
- sticky meat skirt
- sticky sword blade
- still grill
- stink-penny
- stinkin' bindle
- stinkwater
- stinky cheese diaper
- stinky cheese eye
- stinky cheese sword
- stinky cheese wheel
- stinky fannypack
- stinky hi mein
- stop shield
- strange helix fossil
- strange paste
- strange stalagmite
- strange stone pyramid
- straw hat
- straw pole
- strawberry pie
- strawberry supersucker
- strawberry wine
- streetfighting champion's belt
- stress ball
- string of dingle balls
- structural ember
- studded leather boxer shorts
- studded sealhide shield
- stuffed "L"
- stuffed Hodgman
- stuffed Mob Penguin
- stuffed bandersnatch
- stuffed can of asparagus
- stuffed caterpillar
- stuffed club
- stuffed dinosaur
- stuffed dodecapede
- stuffed dodo
- stuffed ghuol whelp
- stuffed kraken
- stuffed ninja snowman
- stuffed pocketwatch
- stuffed porpoise
- stuffed sabre-toothed lime
- stuffed stab bat
- stuffed walrus
- stuffed yam stinkbomb
- stuffed yeti
- stuffed yo-yo
- stuffed zmobie
- stuffed-shirt scarecrow
- stuffing fluffer
- sturdy sword hilt
- styrofoam crossbow
- styrofoam peanuts
- styrofoam staff
- subscription cocoa dispenser
- sucker hakama
- sucker tachi
- sucky decal
- sugar banana
- sugar bunny
- sugar chapeau
- sugar cherry
- sugar fairy
- sugar lime
- sugar raygun
- sugar shank
- sugar shard
- sugar sheet
- sugar shield
- sugar shillelagh
- sugar shirt
- sugar shorts
- sugar shotgun
- sugar sphere
- sugarplum ration
- sundae ration
- super good fruit
- super ka-bob
- super-heated leaf
- super-size brogurt
- super-strong air freshener
- super-sweet boom box
- superduperball
- superhero mask
- support cummerbund
- surgical mask
- sushi doily
- sushi-rolling mat
- suspicious package
- suspicious stocking
- swamp haunch
- swashbuckling pants
- sweat socks
- sweat-ade
- sweatband
- sweaty balsam
- sweet nutcracker
- sweet potato o' mine
- sweet potato punch
- sweet rims
- sweet tooth
- sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar
- swirling mushroom wine
- sword hilt
- swordzall
- synaptic soup
- synthetic dog hair pill
- tabletop candy dispenser
- tail o' nine cats
- tailbone shield
- tainted icing
- talisman of Seshat
- talkative skull
- talking spade
- tangarita with a fly in it
- tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
- tankard of spiced rum
- tapped black lotus
- targeting chip
- tarnished luggage key
- tarnished metal ring
- tarnished metal rod
- tarnished tastevin
- tarrrnished charrrm bracelet
- tasteful black bow tie
- tattoo gun
- tattoo of two turkeys
- tawdry amethyst
- teacher's pen
- tearaway pants
- teddy bear sewing kit
- teflon shield
- teflon spatula
- teflon swim fins
- temperance whiskey
- temporary X tattoos
- tempura air
- tempura avocado
- tempura carrot
- tempura cauliflower
- tempura green and red bean
- tempura radish
- teqiwila
- teqiwila slammer
- tequila with training wheels
- terra cotta tambourine
- terra cotta tidbits
- terra cotta tie tack
- terra cotta tongs
- terra cotta train
- terra cotta trousers
- terra cotta truss
- terra panna cotta
- testy toolbox
- thanksgiving bomb
- the Archwizard's briefs
- the Ley Incursion's waist
- thermos of "whiskey"
- thermos of brew
- thicksilver ring
- thicksilver spurs
- third-hand lantern
- three-legged pants
- thriftshop coupon
- throwin' ember
- throwing bone
- throwing candy
- thyme jelly donut
- ticksilver ring
- ticksilver spurs
- tie-dye headband
- tied-up flaming leaflet
- tied-up flaming monstera
- tied-up leaviathan
- tightly-wound spine
- tighty whiteys
- time helmet
- time residue
- time shuriken
- time sword
- time trousers
- time's arrow
- time-twitching toolbelt
- tin cup
- tin drum
- tin foil
- tin magnolia
- tin rations
- tin roof (rusted)
- tin snips
- tin star
- tin tam
- tinsel fin
- tinsel orb
- tiny Mountie hat
- tiny Tina gun
- tiny baby scorpion
- tiny balloon knife
- tiny bindle
- tiny bust of Pallas
- tiny cell phone
- tiny consolation ribbon
- tiny costume wardrobe
- tiny do-rag
- tiny ember
- tiny fly glasses
- tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
- tiny glowing red nose
- tiny knife and fork
- tiny makeup kit
- tiny nose-bone fetish
- tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
- tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
- tiny plastic Armory
- tiny plastic Bar
- tiny plastic Boris
- tiny plastic Café Elf
- tiny plastic Cafe
- tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
- tiny plastic Cheer Core
- tiny plastic Colonel Brando
- tiny plastic Crimbo caroler
- tiny plastic Crimbo cheer
- tiny plastic Dolph Bossin
- tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
- tiny plastic Ed the Undying
- tiny plastic Factory
- tiny plastic Jarlsberg
- tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
- tiny plastic Mer-kin baker
- tiny plastic Mirth
- tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
- tiny plastic Penny
- tiny plastic Professor What
- tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
- tiny plastic St. Patrick
- tiny plastic Susie
- tiny plastic caboose
- tiny plastic chem lab
- tiny plastic coal car
- tiny plastic dining car
- tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"
- tiny plastic golden gundam
- tiny plastic locomotive
- tiny plastic multi-level marketer
- tiny plastic nog lab
- tiny plastic orphan
- tiny plastic passenger car
- tiny plastic primary lab
- tiny plastic reindeer
- tiny plastic sea elf
- tiny plastic spoiler
- tiny plastic sword
- tiny plastic wild beaver
- tiny prop sword
- tiny shaker of salt
- tiny sombrero
- tiny stillsuit
- tip jar
- toast with cold jelly
- toast with hot jelly
- toast with jam
- toast with sleaze jelly
- toast with spooky jelly
- toast with stench jelly
- tobiko marble soda
- tobiko-infused sake
- toe jam
- toe jam toast
- tofu casserole
- tofu stir-fry
- tofu wonton
- toggle switch (Bartend)
- toggle switch (Bounce)
- tomato daiquiri
- tonguebone
- tonic o' Banderas
- too legit potion
- tooth cap
- toothy trousers
- top
- topeé
- topiary necktie
- topiary noseplugs
- topiary tights
- torquoise
- torquoise ring
- tortoboggan shield
- tortoise's blessing
- totally sweet mohawk helmet
- tourmalime tourniquet
- toxic mop
- toxo
- toy accordion
- toy six-seater hovercraft
- toy train
- traffic jam
- traffic jam toast
- train whistle
- training scroll: Shattering Punch
- training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique
- training scroll: Snokebomb
- trampled ticket stub
- transparent pants
- traumatic holiday memory
- tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
- trench coat
- trench lighter
- trick coin
- trilobite candy mold
- tropical Crimbo pressie
- tropical island souvenir crate
- tropical orchid
- tropical swill
- troutpiece
- true grit
- trusty torch
- tryptophan dart
- tube sock
- tulip
- tuning fork
- turchucken
- turkey blaster
- turkish mostaccioli
- turtle wax greaves
- turtlemail breeches
- turtlemail coif
- tuxedo shirt
- twinkly nuggets
- twinkly powder
- twinkly wad
- twist of lime
- twitching trigger finger
- two-handed depthsword
- ultimate wad
- ultra-soft ferns
- unappetizing mayolus
- unbearable light
- unbreakable umbrella
- uncanny desk bell
- uncapped green lava bottle
- uncapped red lava bottle
- undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
- underwater slingshot
- undissolvable contact lenses
- undrilled cosmic bowling ball
- unearthed potsherd
- unearthed volcanic meteoroid
- unearthly onyx
- unemployed hunchbacked minion
- unevolved organism
- unfinished ice sculpture
- unholy water
- uniclops egg
- unidentifiable dried fruit
- uninteresting mayolus
- union scalemail pants
- unlocked meat locker
- unnatural gas
- unoccupied sheep suit
- unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
- unopened diabolic pizza cube box
- unopened tiny stillsuit
- unpowered Robortender
- unrolling pin
- unspeakable lozenges
- untorn tearaway pants package
- unusual oil
- unwound cymbal-playing monkey
- unwound mechanical songbird
- unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
- upsy daisy
- urchin roe
- urinal cake
- vampagne
- vampire glitter
- vampire pearl earring
- vampire pearl ring
- vampire pellet
- vampyric cloake pattern
- vanilla-frosted king cake
- veiny spore pod
- velcro boots
- velcro paddle ball
- velcro shield
- velour valise
- velour vambraces
- velour vaqueros
- velour veil
- velour veneer
- velour viscometer
- velour voulge
- velvet choker
- vengeful spirit
- vertebra of the Bonerdagon
- very fancy whiskey
- very large caltrop
- vesper
- vial of Gnomochloric acid
- vial of The Glistening
- vial of blood simple syrup
- vial of holy water
- vial of hot blood
- vial of porquoise juice
- vicious spiked collar
- villainous scythe
- vinyl boots
- vinyl shield
- violent pastilles
- virgin jello shot
- vodka and cranberry
- vodka gibson
- vodka stratocaster
- void lager
- void shard
- void stone
- volleyball
- voodoo doll
- voodoo snuff
- voter registration form
- votive of confidence
- wad of Crovacite
- wad of cotton
- wad of spider silk
- waders
- waffle
- wang
- warbear battle greaves
- warbear bearserker greaves
- warbear black box
- warbear ceremonial party pants
- warbear dress bracers
- warbear dress greaves
- warbear dress helmet
- warbear electric long johns
- warbear electric warscarf
- warbear electro-spiked helm
- warbear energy bracers
- warbear exhaust manifold
- warbear goggles
- warbear heated ushanka
- warbear high festival pants
- warbear laser bowtie
- warbear lined ushanka
- warbear liquid lasers
- warbear nuclear bowtie
- warbear officer greaves
- warbear oil pan
- warbear plain helm
- warbear plain ushanka
- warbear plasma bowtie
- warbear soda machine
- warbear spiked helm
- warbear superpotion
- warbear warscarf
- wardrobe-o-matic
- warehouse walkie-talkie
- warm El Vibrato drone
- warm fur
- warm gravy
- washboard shield
- water balloon
- water log
- water-polo mitt
- waterlogged bootstraps
- waterlogged crate
- waterlogged leather
- waterlogged metal
- waterlogged wood
- watermelon
- watermelon seed
- wax banana
- wax booze
- wax face
- wax hand
- wax hat
- wax lips
- wax pancake
- wax pants
- weasel stomping pants
- webbed comic mask
- wedge of gray cheese
- weedy skirt
- weegee sqouija
- weird gazelle steak
- wet stew
- wet tack
- whale cerebrospinal fluid
- whalecake
- whalegun
- whalesteak
- wheel of camembert
- whet stone
- whimpering willow bark
- whirled peas
- whisker pencil
- whiskey and cola
- whiskey and soda
- white Canadian
- white Crimbo ball
- white arm towel
- white belt
- white candy heart
- white candygram
- white collar
- white earbuds
- white satin shield
- white-label gin
- wicker clicker
- wicker kickers
- wicker knickers
- wicker slicker
- wicker sticker
- wicker ticker
- wickerbits
- wicksilver ring
- wicksilver spurs
- wiffle-flail
- wild honey pie
- willowy bonnet
- willyweed
- wind-up chattering teeth
- windicle
- wings of fire
- witch's bra
- witty rapier
- wizard action figure
- woim
- woimbook
- wok lobster
- wolf whistle
- wolfskull mask
- wonderwall shield
- wooden block
- wooden salad bowl
- wooden spoon
- wool sock
- woolen cravat
- worksite credentials
- wormwood stick
- wormwood wedding ring
- worst candy
- wrapped candy cane sword cane
- wrapping paper
- wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie
- wrench bracelet
- writhing drippy candy bar
- wrought-iron flakes
- wrought-iron waders
- wrought-iron walker
- wrought-iron whisk
- wrought-iron widget
- wrought-iron winch crank
- wumpus-hair bolo
- wumpus-hair loincloth
- wumpus-hair net
- wumpus-hair sweater
- wumpus-hair whip
- wumpus-hair wig
- x-ray specs
- xo-skeleton-in-a-box
- yak anorak
- yak toupee
- yak whip
- yakskin buckler
- yakskin kilt
- yakskin pants
- yakskin skirt
- yam
- yam and swiss
- yam battery
- yam burrito
- yam martini
- yam mayo
- yam slider
- yellow candy heart
- yellow candygram
- yellow glowstick
- yellow plastic hard hat
- yellow plastic oyster egg
- yellow polka-dot oyster egg
- yellow puck
- yellow puck with a bow on it
- yellow rocket
- yellow seashell
- yellow snowcone
- yellow traffic cone
- yield shield
- yo-yo
- your own black heart
- yule grog
- yuletide troll chrysalis
- zombie accordion
- zombie mariachi hat
- zombie mariachi pants
- zombie monkey necklace