This is a more pretentious version of a necktie, made especially for a more pretentious sort of KoL player. Specifically, it's for one of the thirteen KoL players whose amazing artwork was featured in the 2010 Kingdom of Loathing Calendar. The calendar exists in that bizarre, alternately boring and terrifying world known as "real life," but this prize is 100% Kingdom of Loathing.

Congratulations on making the cut, and thank you for your amazing arts!