| 🥇 | Annual Ascot | 1 |
| #229 | Bulky Buddy Box | 12 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gregarious Gregorian Smock | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| 🥇 | Periodical Paintbrush | 1 |
| 🥇 | Seasonal Beret | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #1743 | box of sunshine | 90 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #467 | corpsetini | 11 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #518 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #644 | stuffed angry cow | 69 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #402 | vorpal blade | 11 |