| #59 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 22 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Annual Ascot | 1 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #177 | C.H.U.M. chum | 8 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #409 | CRIMBCO mug | 31 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #61 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 20 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Gregarious Gregorian Smock | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #13 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 43 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | Seasonal Beret | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #27 | ball-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #77 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #105 | bottle of Ooze-O | 15 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 115 |
| #82 | bow | 5 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #502 | canteen of wine | 54 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #98 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #33 | corncob pipe | 30 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #33 | cup of infinite pencils | 28 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #64 | decaying goldfish liver | 117 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1369 | delicious salad | 6 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #529 | elven limbos gingerbread | 26 |
| #258 | elven moonshine | 45 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #43 | frayed rope belt | 23 |
| #26 | freezin' bindle | 12 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #64 | gator skin | 117 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #363 | knuckle sandwich | 67 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #32 | lotion of coldness | 81 |
| #37 | lotion of hotness | 87 |
| #31 | lotion of sleaziness | 87 |
| #33 | lotion of spookiness | 85 |
| #31 | lotion of stench | 82 |
| #124 | magical mystery juice | 278 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #36 | panhandle panhandling hat | 27 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #150 | pink plastic baby | 4 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #687 | scroll of drastic healing | 53 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #225 | serum of sarcasm | 7 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #33 | sewer nuggets | 875 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #192 | sleazy bindle | 4 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #132 | spooky bindle | 7 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #51 | tree skirt | 5 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #133 | tropical paperweight | 3 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #2124 | unstable DNA | 3 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #303 | wolfman mask | 23 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |