| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | PirateRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #78 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #250 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 26 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 25 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 22 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 21 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 32 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 20 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #143 | tiny plastic Felonia | 25 |
| #291 | tiny plastic G Imp | 21 |
| #217 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 28 |
| #139 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 42 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Hellion | 34 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 25 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 18 |
| #245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 25 |
| #201 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 29 |
| #223 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 27 |
| #210 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 29 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #164 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 37 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 34 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 23 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 30 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 17 |
| #195 | tiny plastic The Man | 19 |
| #235 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 27 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #166 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 37 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 44 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #184 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 32 |
| #149 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 42 |
| #194 | tiny plastic astronomer | 33 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #175 | tiny plastic beanbat | 34 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #127 | tiny plastic blooper | 43 |
| #193 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 32 |
| #172 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 36 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #140 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 26 |
| #147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 40 |
| #168 | tiny plastic demoninja | 37 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #211 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 29 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 28 |
| #217 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 28 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 42 |
| #195 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 31 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #153 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 40 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic goth giant | 26 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 38 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #176 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 34 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #147 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 38 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 31 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #252 | tiny plastic scary clown | 25 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #186 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 32 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 34 |
| #292 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 22 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #240 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 26 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #165 | tiny plastic taco cat | 36 |
| #231 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 26 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #171 | tiny plastic warwelf | 36 |
| #257 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 25 |
| #260 | tiny plastic zmobie | 24 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |