| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #10 | Amulet of Yendor | 1,062 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #289 | BGE merchandise order form | 14 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #11 | Beach Comb Box | 3 |
| #19 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1,337 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #22 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 9 |
| #15 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #230 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #4 | Carol of the Bulls | 21 |
| #4 | Carol of the Hells | 21 |
| #4 | Carol of the Thrills | 21 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo candle | 112 |
| #18 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 6 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbolex watch | 12 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #17 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 2 |
| #17 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 2 |
| #18 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
| #13 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 2 |
| #13 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 2 |
| #19 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3,878 |
| #6 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 2 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #62 | NPZR chemistry set | 101 |
| #11 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 4 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #7 | PirateRealm membership packet | 3 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #53 | Skullhead's Screw | 5 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #7 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 4 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #12 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 14 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 14 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 14 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 14 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 14 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 14 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #9 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #12 | bag of airline peanuts | 1,023 |
| #1016 | baggie of powdered sugar | 4 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #7 | black candy heart | 1,846 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #45 | bottle of gin | 1,337 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #29 | brick | 1,011 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #35 | cheap studded belt | 1,337 |
| #104 | cheer extractor | 3 |
| #12 | clown hammer | 1,024 |
| #25 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #123 | corrupted data | 200 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #7 | cymbal syrup | 988 |
| #11 | defective skull | 1,023 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #9 | emotion chip | 2 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #9 | encoder ring | 969 |
| #13 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,874 |
| #18 | fake fake vomit | 998 |
| #82 | fake hand | 269 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #165 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #23 | glittery mascara | 1,337 |
| 🥉 | government requisition form | 2,468 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #32 | hair spray | 1,337 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hot watered rum | 40,000 |
| #177 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,337 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #10 | jazz soap | 1,040 |
| #9 | joybuzzer | 1,064 |
| #15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
| #21 | latte lovers club card | 2 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 992 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #139 | meat paste | 1,337 |
| #95 | meat stack | 1,337 |
| #11 | mime army challenge coin | 7 |
| #9 | mime army shotglass | 5 |
| #17 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 2 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #8 | mood ring | 977 |
| 🥉 | negative lump | 34,266 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #13 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
| #4 | pantogram | 3 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #11 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1,001 |
| #9 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1,021 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #11 | power seed | 2 |
| #47 | raffle prize box | 10 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #15 | rubber emo roe | 1,051 |
| #10 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 4 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #38 | scintillating oyster egg | 24 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #159 | squirming egg sac | 100 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #244 | sweet mochi ball | 10 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #36 | warehouse key | 21 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #14 | whoopie cushion | 1,031 |
| #12 | wind-up chattering teeth | 980 |
| #36 | wind-up meatcar | 350 |
| #12 | x-ray specs | 1,003 |
| #16 | yellow snowcone | 990 |
| 🥈 | yule gruel | 40,000 |
| #19 | yule pup | 7 |