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#24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
#46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
#54 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
#43 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
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#33 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
#223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
#561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
#46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
#472 | Blood Light | 4 |
#35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
#759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
#146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
#1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
#272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
#176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#25 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
#492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
#389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
#27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#80 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
#17 | LOV Emotionizer | 17 |
#19 | LOV Enamorang | 38 |
#52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
#172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
#92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
#34 | Neverending Party guest pass | 2 |
#21 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
#15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
#366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
#385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
#377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
#324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
#312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
#316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
#5 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 11,626 |
#84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
#886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
#16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
#108 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
#1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
#659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
#492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
#28 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
#16 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 7 |
#18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
#15 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 8 |
#19 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 8 |
#20 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 6 |
#15 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 9 |
#98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
#77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
#285 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
#117 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 5 |
#312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#58 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
#55 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
#10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
#336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
#246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
#54 | black brandy | 1 |
#45 | blood-drive sticker | 3 |
#88 | blue mana | 1 |
#253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
#112 | borrowed time | 4 |
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#335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
#31 | bottle of anís | 1 |
#409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
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#61 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
#54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
#748 | briefcase | 1 |
#82 | browser cookie | 1 |
#159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
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#70 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
#265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
#129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
#122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
#128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
#184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
#109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
#87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
#86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
#246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
#198 | cold hi mein | 2 |
#1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
#35 | counterfeit city | 1 |
#109 | dead lights pie | 1 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
#83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
#982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
#41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
#1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
#384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
#15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
#85 | elemental caipiroska | 1 |
#82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
#1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
#108 | epic wad | 6 |
#741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
#576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
#708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
#59 | glass of raw eggs | 1 |
#295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
#79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
#34 | government | 8 |
#60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
#243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
#73 | hacked gibson | 1 |
#112 | hambrosier | 1 |
#53 | hardboiled egg | 1 |
#29 | haunted Hell ramen | 1 |
#47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
#267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
#50 | ice rice | 1 |
#60 | iced plum wine | 1 |
#693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
#76 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
#66 | karma shawarma | 2 |
#39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
#629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
#195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
#70 | meadeorite | 1 |
#17 | mercenary pistol | 1 |
#69 | meteoreo | 1 |
#127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
#71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
#19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#227 | mime army rations | 1 |
#151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
#142 | mime army wine | 2 |
#182 | mime eraser | 1 |
#72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
#579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
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#78 | miming beret | 1 |
#84 | miming boots | 1 |
#100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
#93 | miming gloves | 1 |
#95 | miming shirt | 1 |
#468 | mojo filter | 1 |
#290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
#372 | negative lump | 1 |
#285 | oldcake | 1 |
#41 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 1 |
#77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#34 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
#48 | one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano | 1 |
#42 | one-day ticket to The Glaciest | 1 |
#191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
#238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
#86 | peppermint patty | 1 |
#196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
#87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
#87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
#99 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
#85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
#76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
#83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
#81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
#390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
#32 | plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
#111 | pocket wish | 1 |
#42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
#58 | power pill | 1 |
#48 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 3 |
#30 | primitive alien booze | 2 |
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#25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
#440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
#115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
#267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
#774 | quantum taco | 2 |
#224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
#30 | rotten tomato | 10 |
#261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
#1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
#64 | skeleton quiche | 1 |
#232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
#42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
#23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
#79 | snow crab | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
#146 | spice melange | 1 |
#249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
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#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
#1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
#216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
#231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
#13 | sweet tooth | 2 |
#48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
#450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
#65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
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#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
#1383 | toy train | 1 |
#38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
#58 | violent pastilles | 1 |
#600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
#27 | voter registration form | 1 |
#118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
#135 | warehouse key | 6 |
#1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
#229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |