Museum :: Spiffie

Spiffie

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#81	1,970 carat gold	10
#21	1-ball	1,224
#36	1952 Mickey Mantle card	315
#20	2-ball	1,243
#21	3-ball	1,252
#20	4-ball	1,207
#17	5-ball	1,190
#18	6-ball	1,268
#19	7-ball	1,230
#25	8-ball	6,068
#42	9-ball	76
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#24	Alice's Army booster box	1
#201	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#46	Amulet of Yendor	385
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#27	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#34	Bag o' Tricks	2
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#23	Batfellow comic	10
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#41	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#174	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#11	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	32
#18	CSA all-purpose soap	601
#24	CSA bravery badge	679
#19	CSA cheerfulness ration	805
#24	CSA discount card	752
#18	CSA fire-starting kit	932
#23	CSA obedience grenade	880
#20	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	949
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#18	Camp Scout pup tent	977
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#44	Cerebral Crossbow	9
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#20	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	3
🥈	Clan hot dog stand	2
🥉	Clan looking glass	2
#12	Clan pool table	1
🥉	Clan shower	2
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#887	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#16	Corpse Island iced tea	134
#177	Cosmic Calorie	6
#36	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	2
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#10	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	27
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#104	Deactivated O. A. F.	8
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#64	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	5
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#19	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#84	Feynman gate	151
#30	Folder Holder	1
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#10	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,334
#35	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#6	Green Clover of Justice	102
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#23	Guzzlr cocktail set	48
#348	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
🥉	Interview With You (a Vampire)	872
#277	Iron Beta of Industry	34
#20	Jack-O-Lantern beer	73
#6	Jarlsberg's pan	2
#43	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#91	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#25	Loathing Legion knife	2
#48	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1,233
#253	Mae West	2
#25	Mae West with a fly in it	14
#133	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	72
#32	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
#44	March hat	1
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#23	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	2
#53	Mr. Accessory Jr.	2
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#20	My Own Pen Pal kit	2
#437	NPZR chemistry set	5
#288	Neuromancer	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#49	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	94
🥉	Olympic-sized Clan crate	2
#21	Operation Patriot Shield	2
#352	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#164	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#25	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#12	P.B.L.T.	1,656
#32	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	782
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#26	Pantsgiving	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#167	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#50	Rock Garden Guide	1
🥇	S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate	1
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#521	Schrödinger's thermos	20
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#12	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	36
#24	Small Medium	2
#10	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	2
#20	Snow Suit	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#17	Source terminal	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#431	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	12
#16	Talisman of Baio	2
#33	Telltale™ rubber heart	24
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#685	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#326	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	12
#71	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#213	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#182	Thwaitgold ant statuette	6
#113	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	4
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#235	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#107	Thwaitgold bug statuette	11
#64	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	9
#143	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	7
#62	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	10
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	7
#120	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	21
#62	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	12
#62	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	5
#649	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	7
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#47	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	7
#17	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	30
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#25	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	8
#161	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	9
#22	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	6
#13	Thwaitgold moth statuette	11
#105	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#82	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	15
#76	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	6
#228	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#351	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#705	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	5
🥉	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	30
#44	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	3
#543	Thwaitgold slug statuette	5
#405	Thwaitgold spider statuette	7
#140	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	6
#14	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	40
#524	Thwaitgold termite statuette	13
#62	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#117	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	1
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#108	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#8	Typical Tavern swill	1,536
#15	Unagnimated Gnome	2
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#9	Witchess Set	1
#13	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#50	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	781
#626	Yellow Moon of Compassion	5
#18	Zim Merman's guitar	31
🥇	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	184
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#18	a cute angel	2
#70	abominable snowcone	477
#37	abstraction: action	30
#38	abstraction: category	29
#46	abstraction: certainty	2
#44	abstraction: joy	2
#46	abstraction: motion	2
#41	abstraction: perception	26
#41	abstraction: purpose	27
#39	abstraction: sensation	29
#36	abstraction: thought	31
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#140	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	29
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#76	annoying pitchfork	31
#230	aspirin	4
#82	astral badger	1
#67	astral mushroom	388
#119	astronaut pants	72
#36	atomic vector plotter	100
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#11	baby camelCalf	2
#54	baby chest mimic	2
#151	baconstone	45
#188	baconstone bracelet	3
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#47	bad penguin egg	2
#24	bag of GORF	929
#29	bag of GORP	990
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#26	bag of QWOP	500
#52	bag of airline peanuts	408
#29	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#759	ball	8
#132	banana	61
#368	banana-frosted king cake	8
#22	barnacled barrel	470
#55	barrel beryl	5
#21	barrel cracker	66
#32	barrel gun	20
#28	barrel pickle	59
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#45	barrel-aged martini	56
#4	basking robin	1
#81	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#99	battered Crimbo Crate	161
#16	beaten-up Chucks	36
#52	beertini	49
#34	begpwnia	400
#51	bejeweled cufflinks	65
#191	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#37	bi-lateral logic compressor	100
#18	big tun	1,308
#54	black candy heart	283
#49	black paisley oyster egg	76
#13	black plastic oyster egg	178
#352	black polka-dot oyster egg	15
#21	black snowcone	100
#26	black striped oyster egg	101
#45	black-and-blue light	1,200
#54	blended frozen swill	7
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#208	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	28
#18	blood and blood	97
#302	blue glowstick	5
#22	blue paisley oyster egg	108
#45	blue plasma ball	1,199
#37	blue plastic oyster egg	166
#29	blue polka-dot oyster egg	94
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#13	blue snowcone	1,144
#31	blue striped oyster egg	104
#206	blue-frosted astral cupcake	6
#462	blueberry-frosted king cake	2
#61	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
#100	book of facts	1
#15	boot knife	66
#29	bottle of Amontillado	124
#13	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	652
#9	bottle of Definit	938
#7	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1,584
#8	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1,088
#9	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1,708
#17	bottle of lovebug pheromones	1
#15	bottled Vampire Vintner	2
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#15	bowl of eyeballs	121
#15	bowl of maggots	88
#13	bowl of mummy guts	105
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#47	box of bear arms	1
#1437	box of sunshine	126
#75	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#80	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#32	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	2
#76	boxed august scepter	1
#28	boxed autumn-aton	2
#70	boxed bat wings	1
#15	boxed champagne	674
#78	brick	433
#24	broken beer bottle	9
#447	brown plastic baby	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#470	bunch of bananas	8
#18	caipifruta	20
#250	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#12	calm attention-deficit demon	1
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#81	can of fake snow	4
#34	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	174
#43	candied yams	159
#717	candy brain	2
#56	candy cane	825
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#8	candy knife	116
#172	candy stake	26
#349	canteen of wine	76
#63	capacitor relay	188
#88	carbon nanotube frame	155
#65	carob chunk noodles	39
#224	cheap elven gloves	19
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#44	cheap studded belt	1,214
#260	chocolate-frosted king cake	8
#69	chorizo brownies	39
#7	clan underground fireworks shop	1
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
🥇	closed-circuit pay phone	1
#71	closed-circuit phone system	1
#47	clown hammer	445
#42	club necklace	78
#7	cocktail onion	1,023
#55	colored-light "necklace"	5
#210	colorful plastic ball	200
#43	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#36	computronic processing unit	100
#45	container of Spooky Putty	2
#49	corked genie bottle	1
#19	corpse on the beach	122
#14	corpsebite	27
#36	corpsedriver	98
#22	corpsetini	120
#4	cosmic bucket	1
#37	cotton candy cocoon	2
#14	cube of billiard chalk	74
#9	cuppa Activi tea	97
#8	cuppa Alacri tea	96
#10	cuppa Boo tea	92
#7	cuppa Chari tea	114
#7	cuppa Craft tea	110
#9	cuppa Cruel tea	97
#9	cuppa Dexteri tea	97
#8	cuppa Feroci tea	95
#9	cuppa Flamibili tea	81
#6	cuppa Flexibili tea	113
#7	cuppa Frost tea	109
#7	cuppa Gill tea	98
#7	cuppa Impregnabili tea	121
#9	cuppa Improprie tea	100
#7	cuppa Insani tea	100
#7	cuppa Irritabili tea	100
#7	cuppa Loyal tea	92
#9	cuppa Mana tea	93
#8	cuppa Mediocri tea	100
#9	cuppa Monstrosi tea	77
#9	cuppa Morbidi tea	108
#10	cuppa Nas tea	96
#9	cuppa Net tea	99
#9	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	90
#8	cuppa Obscuri tea	107
#9	cuppa Physicali tea	97
#9	cuppa Proprie tea	83
#16	cuppa Royal tea	122
#7	cuppa Serendipi tea	106
#8	cuppa Sobrie tea	116
#9	cuppa Toast tea	95
#7	cuppa Twen tea	103
#10	cuppa Uncertain tea	95
#8	cuppa Vitali tea	111
#12	cuppa Voraci tea	87
#7	cuppa Wit tea	103
#9	cuppa Yet tea	96
#81	cursed monkey glove	1
#20	cute mushroom	26
#44	cymbal syrup	294
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#32	deactivated nanobots	1
#13	deanimated reanimator's coffin	2
#145	deck of tropical cards	3
#68	deed to Oliver's Place	1
#50	defective skull	404
#69	deluxe fax machine	4
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#61	designer handbag	30
#47	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	1
#13	detective school application	1
#41	diamond necklace	81
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#12	disintegrating barrel	3,979
#13	disintegrating sheet music	2,109
#48	divine blowout	1,201
#50	divine can of silly string	1,209
#55	divine champagne flute	424
#34	divine champagne popper	495
#38	divine cracker	443
#52	divine noisemaker	1,165
#1263	doll house	2
#24	dollar sign	3
🥈	dreaming Jung man	2
#906	duck-on-a-string	2
#23	duct tape	1,483
#92	dull ninja crampons	4
#45	dusty Crimbo crate	152
#11	dusty barrel	2,208
#27	eggnog	817
#10	elf sleeper agent	1
#296	elven limbos gingerbread	44
#257	elven moonshine	45
#262	elven socks	17
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#23	emotion chip	1
#46	encoder ring	349
#26	ennui-flavored potato chips	1,766
#34	equal sign	8
#189	evil googly eye	26
#529	evil teddy bear	25
#55	explosion-flavored chewing gum	440
#13	facsimile dictionary	292
#33	fairy-worn boots	2
#58	fake fake vomit	417
#73	fake hand	299
#512	fake plastic grass	3
#111	fancy but probably evil chocolate	32
#211	fancy chocolate	12
#506	fancy dress ball	25
#65	fancy opera glasses	60
#109	felt	67
#528	festive holiday hat	8
#151	fire	40
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#206	flashing novelty button	5
#36	flavored foot massage oil	1,268
#77	floaty stone sphere	1
#42	foam dart	1,210
#7	folder (D-Team)	19
🥉	folder (Knight Writer)	7
#44	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
#14	folder (cyan)	6
#12	folder (magenta)	4
#22	folder (owl)	1
#13	folder (rainbow unicorn)	9
#12	folder (smiley face)	13
#17	folder (space skeleton)	8
#6	folder (tranquil landscape)	1
#16	folder (wizard)	5
#18	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
#70	frayed ninja rope	9
#24	fresh can of paint	1
#40	fruitcake	670
#36	garish pinky ring	84
#74	giant designer sunglasses	53
#23	gibson	75
#275	gimlet	1
#24	gin and tonic	80
#37	gingerbread bugbear	710
#162	gingerbread horror	27
#133	gingerbread mutant bugbear	21
#55	ginormous pumpkin	7
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#32	glowing frisbee	2
#22	gold wedding ring	312
#8	golden monkey statuette	1
#121	googly eye	103
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#171	gray bow tie	36
#23	green candy heart	1,633
#340	green glowstick	5
#11	green snowcone	1,124
#157	green-frosted astral cupcake	9
#36	grey gosling	1
#33	half-orchid	399
#157	hamethyst	46
#65	hamethyst bracelet	4
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#9	handful of hand chalk	15,945
#13	haunted doghouse	1
#49	heart necklace	73
#164	heart of the volcano	41
#15	heart-shaped crate	1
#30	herbal stuffing	167
#6	hibernating Grimstone Golem	1
#13	hibernating robot reindeer	2
#50	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	59
#19	homeless hobo spirit	2
#5	hopeful candle	1
#48	huge pumpkin	10
#4	hungover chauvinist pig	1
#39	hyperbolic plasma focuser	100
#14	ice sickle	2
#121	ice stein	3
#73	in-the-box spring shoes	1
#96	incredibly creepy marionette	25
#29	infant sandworm	2
#78	ion grid	193
#38	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	100
#263	irradiated candy cane	14
#164	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	51
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#734	jar of swamp gas	20
#51	jazz soap	420
#31	jewel-eyed wizard hat	2
#8	jitterbug larva	1
#50	joybuzzer	404
#4	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	1
#16	kamicorpse-ee	22
#9	kerosene-soaked skip	1
#83	killer rag doll	25
#144	kite	55
#31	kitten burglar	1
#17	kiwi	1,075
#93	knuckle sandwich	279
#7	kumquat	1,558
#37	latte lovers club card	1
#23	lavender candy heart	1,586
#34	lavender paisley oyster egg	68
#39	lavender plastic oyster egg	72
#35	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	45
#12	lavender striped oyster egg	138
#81	left bracket	2
#36	left parenthesis	52
#681	length of string	16
#53	lesser grodulated violet	436
#7	li'l orphan tot	2
#40	little box of fireworks	2
#26	little firkin	2,314
#141	llama lama cria	1
#81	logic synthesizer	177
#11	longhaired hippy wig	27
#96	loose ninja carabiner	3
#49	love song of disturbing obsession	453
#44	love song of icy revenge	443
#56	love song of naughty innuendo	477
#54	love song of smoldering passion	465
#48	love song of sugary cuteness	452
#54	love song of vague ambiguity	487
#38	lowercase a	3
#38	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	3
#18	machine elf capsule	1
#110	mad scientist's sock monkey	25
#39	magical ice cube with a fly in it	438
#668	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#218	magical pony: Pearjack	8
#289	magical pony: Rosey Cake	6
#491	magical pony: Shutterfly	2
#343	magical pony: Uniquity	4
#156	mandarina colada	4
#25	mandarina colada with a fly in it	18
#686	marionette	2
#488	marshmallow	21
#10	mauve paisley oyster egg	169
#45	mauve plastic oyster egg	64
#17	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	122
#43	mauve striped oyster egg	47
#22	mimosette	81
#37	mini kiwi egg	2
#54	miniature antlers	2
#22	miniature gravy-covered maypole	1
#32	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#27	mint condition magnifying glass	1
#22	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
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#49	mood ring	271
#15	mouldering barrel	701
#16	moveable feast	2
#23	mummified entombed cookbookbat	2
#32	mysterious chest	2
#11	natty blue ascot	19
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#12	navel ring of navel gazing	2
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#32	normal barrel	1,451
#35	note from Clancy	2
#46	off-white paisley oyster egg	33
#35	off-white plastic oyster egg	74
#32	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	60
#96	off-white striped oyster egg	25
#229	oozenog	13
#40	orange candy heart	1,519
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#7	orange peel hat	38
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#34	organ grinder	1
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
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#141	oyster basket	52
#29	pack of KWE trading card	72
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#66	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#54	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#33	packaged Pocket Professor	1
#70	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
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#133	packet of mayfly bait	1
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🥇	packet of winter seeds	1
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#54	papaya sling	41
#43	papaya slung	55
#48	parasitic claw	4
#24	parasitic headgnawer	4
#22	parasitic strangleworm	4
#20	parasitic tentacles	4
#28	parisian cathouse	17
#9	passed-out psychedelic bear	1
#189	patent leather shoes	33
#206	penguin thesaurus	33
#36	percent sign	26
#8	perfectly ordinary frog	1
#237	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
#42	personal massager	820
#50	personalized coffee mug	1,202
#129	pet rock	54
#44	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	433
#41	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	449
#103	petrified time	4
#14	photo booth sized crate	1
#23	pilgrim shield	2
#29	pink candy heart	1,561
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#158	pink-frosted astral cupcake	8
#29	plastic nightmare troll	26
#33	plastic pumpkin bucket	2
#18	pool cue	853
#8	pork elf goodies sack	413
#95	porquoise	58
#100	porquoise bracelet	3
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#149	porquoise necklace	2
#251	porquoise ring	1
#14	portable Mayo Clinic	1
#141	portable corkscrew	37
#246	portable photocopier	29
#222	possessed top	25
#25	power seed	1
#5	praying Grim Brother	1
#49	prehistoric spear	55
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#30	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	13
#128	psycho sweater	3
#32	puce paisley oyster egg	51
#19	puce plastic oyster egg	132
#22	puce polka-dot oyster egg	100
#36	puce striped oyster egg	41
#176	pulsing flesh	16
#9	pumpkin	478
#20	purple corpsel	18
#19	purple snowcone	1,089
#464	purple-frosted astral cupcake	2
#40	quantum polarity inducer	100
#571	quantum taco	10
#24	rabbit punch	15
#31	radium-flavored potato chips	1,764
#866	rag doll	2
#12	raspberry	751
#350	razor-tipped yo-yo	25
#38	recursive spline reticulator	100
#65	red paisley oyster egg	34
#32	red plastic oyster egg	85
#37	red polka-dot oyster egg	52
#11	red snowcone	1,108
#73	red striped oyster egg	27
#11	red-headed corpse	30
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#12	rehearsing dramatic hedgehog	1
#42	reverse-oscillating klystron	100
#34	right parenthesis	7
#152	rigid carapace	21
#618	roasted marshmallow	35
#117	[2108]rock	34
#183	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
#10	rotting barrel	763
#48	rubber WWBD? bracelet	71
#42	rubber WWJD? bracelet	82
#37	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	89
#38	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	87
#52	rubber emo roe	445
#41	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
#42	sack lunch	1,092
#55	salty slug	38
#115	sane hatrack	1
#28	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1,317
#44	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1,298
#51	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1,296
#40	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1,340
#27	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,338
#41	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1,319
#45	servomechanical torsion facilitator	100
#9	sharpened spoon	94
#16	shortest-order cook	2
#16	shrine to the Barrel god	1
#62	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#63	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
#14	siesta-ing Casagnova gnome	1
#12	single-serving herbal stuffing	32
#11	sinistral homunculus	2
#441	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#21	skulldozer egg	4
#239	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
#42	sleeping patriotic eagle	2
#9	sleeping piano cat	1
#330	sleeping snowy owl	10
#38	soap knife	157
#909	sock monkey	2
#14	space planula	1
#45	spade necklace	85
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#183	spooky eggnog	22
#130	spooky felt	73
#163	spooky hockey mask	9
#259	spooky length of string	48
#54	spooky rattling cigar box	2
#98	spooky stuffing	71
#132	spooky toy wheel	40
#166	spooky wooden block	45
#63	squamous polyp	1
#83	stick	35
#35	stick-on eyebrow piercing	1,207
#60	stick-on-a-string	52
#23	still grill	1
#24	stinky cheese ball	2
#409	strange shiny disc	10
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1119	string of green beads	10
#911	string of red beads	13
#267	stringy sinew	40
#113	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	249
#50	stuffed Cheshire bitten	412
#51	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	376
#130	stuffed Meat	252
#215	stuffed alien blob	26
#59	stuffed angry cow	434
#61	stuffed astral badger	405
#68	stuffed baby gravy fairy	408
#63	stuffed cocoabo	384
#523	stuffed crazy bastard sword	13
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#69	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	379
#73	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	385
#59	stuffed hand turkey	395
#59	stuffed key	511
#1465	stuffed martini	3
#68	stuffed mind flayer	359
#103	stuffed mink	288
#107	stuffed monocle	272
#71	stuffed scary death orb	387
#67	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	386
#62	stuffed snowy owl	400
#65	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	432
#58	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	402
#126	stuffed teddy butler	247
#114	stuffed tin of caviar	270
#55	stuffed treasure chest	524
#65	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	392
#146	stuffed yo-yo	5
#28	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	2
#108	stuffing	79
#132	sturdy Crimbo crate	142
#46	sub-molecular interocitor	100
#18	sugar sheet	3,608
#20	suspicious package	1
#58	suspicious stocking	1
#226	tangarita	1
#22	tangarita with a fly in it	15
#19	tangerine	707
#17	tattered paper crown	7
#228	teddy bear	30
#15	ten-leaf clover	4,720
#19	teqiwila	15
#194	teqiwila slammer	2
#24	tequila sunset	85
#84	throbbing rage gland	4
#42	time helmet	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#25	time sword	2
#43	time trousers	1
#53	tin magnolia	363
#174	tin star	1
#80	tiny barrel	21
#36	tiny costume wardrobe	2
#1513	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#129	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	8
#267	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	4
#127	tiny plastic Scream Queen	8
#738	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	5
#149	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	8
#240	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	4
#257	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	4
#162	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	8
#263	tiny plastic mutant elf	4
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#230	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
#1655	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#126	tiny plastic sword	1
#40	tofurkey gravy	151
#39	tofurkey leg	156
#14	tofurkey nugget	17
#31	tomato daiquiri	51
#220	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#10	tonic water	1,304
#50	tooth	82
#231	toothsome rock	45
#1559	top	2
#47	toxic globule	44
#237	toy crazy train	42
#113	toy jet pack	72
#273	toy mercenary	27
#131	toy ray gun	77
#702	toy soldier	2
#127	toy space helmet	72
#111	toy train	15
#1197	toy wheel	5
#193	tree skirt	2
#287	tree-eating kite	130
#526	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#28	triple barreled barrel gun	1
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#132	tropical paperweight	3
#44	tropical swill	7
#185	tropical wrapping paper	5
#17	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	18
#11	tube sock	26
#190	twitching claw	18
#27	una poca de gracia	54
#14	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
#14	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	2
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#40	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#11	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	2
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#16	unpowered Robortender	1
#1093	unstable DNA	33
#55	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#51	upsy daisy	348
#403	vampire duck-on-a-string	27
#20	vampyric cloake pattern	2
#513	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#24	vibrating mushroom	17
#24	vodka and tonic	67
#17	vodka gibson	17
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#24	voter registration form	1
#27	water purification pills	997
#24	wax lips	1
#18	weathered barrel	1,728
#98	wheel	30
#16	whiskey bittersweet	21
#38	white candy heart	1,586
#80	white chocolate and tomato pizza	40
#42	whoopie cushion	471
#49	wind-up chattering teeth	437
#30	wind-up spider	26
#24	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,764
#28	wizard action figure	2
#629	wooden block	4
#82	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#9	wreath of laurels	38
#235	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#49	x-ray specs	392
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#14	yam candy	16
#237	yellow brick road	3
#51	yellow candy heart	1,588
#286	yellow glowstick	5
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#47	yellow plastic oyster egg	79
#157	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	13
#13	yellow puck	1
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#47	yellow snowcone	467
#43	yellow striped oyster egg	40
#36	yo	198
#676	yo-yo	39
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#24	zmobie	94
#22	zombie	39

Wow, that's 185,543 items total!

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