Museum :: jenrose

jenrose

Rank	Item	Quantity
#82	"DRINK ME" potion	632
#231	"caramel" orange	1
#32	30669 scroll	300
#32	33398 scroll	1,078
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#103	4-d camera	2
#635	8-ball	28
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#96	Aggressive Carrot	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#121	Ambitious Turkey	2
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#34	Angry Farmer candy	6,801
#176	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	7
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#42	Asleep in the Cemetery	18
#140	Atomic Pop	4
#135	BACON	14
#10	BGE merchandise order form	199
#148	BGE pocket calendar	5
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#87	BOOterfinger	3
#120	BRICKO brick	2,666
#11	BRICKO cathedral	2
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#178	BRICKO eye brick	320
#57	BRICKO reactor	9
#183	Baja sopapilla	5
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#393	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#10	Battlie Light Saver	234
#27	Belt of Howling Anger	16
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#33	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	12
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#118	Big Punk	1
#407	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#67	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#70	BitterSweetTarts	61
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#21	Black No. 2	2,824
#32	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#28	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#398	Blood Light	7
#40	Bloody Nora	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#384	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#28	Boots of Twilight Whispers	14
#111	Boozehounds Anonymous token	9
#75	Boss Drops	7
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#21	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1,500
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#66	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#1056	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#127	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
#140	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
#77	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
#75	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#266	CRIMBCO mug	53
#129	CRIMBCO wine	53
#87	CRIMBCOIDS mints	22
#64	CRIMBCOLOAF	26
#51	CSA all-purpose soap	140
#48	CSA bravery badge	271
#44	CSA cheerfulness ration	327
#49	CSA discount card	321
#101	CSA fire-starting kit	234
#55	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	334
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#44	Camp Scout pup tent	434
#24	Carol of the Bulls	7
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#26	Carol of the Thrills	7
#10	Celsius 233	6
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#147	Chroner	633
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#18	Claybender glasses	42
#36	Cloaca Cola Polar	300
#19	Cloak of Dire Shadows	19
#8	Cold Hots candy	163,012
#45	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	20
#130	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#69	Corpse Island iced tea	58
#17	Crimbeau de toilette	49
#564	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
#322	Crimbo Factory surprise box	4
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#78	Crimbo candied pecan	445
#17	Crimbo candle	17
#98	Crimbo fudge	350
#73	Crimbo peppermint bark	452
#233	Crimbo salad	5
#34	Crimbo tattoo kit	4
#37	Crimbojito	12
#37	Crimbolex watch	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#36	Crimboysters Rockefeller	16
#53	Crimbuck	7,020
#56	D roll	208
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#51	Daffy Taffy	1,137
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1296	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#235	Divine	2
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#16	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2,167
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#21	Duskwalker fangs	38
#8	Duskwalker syringe	261
#87	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#1282	Dyspepsi-Cola	19
#37	Eau de Guaneau	15
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#24	Effermint™ tablets	348
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#319	Elf Guard MPC	3
🥉	Elmley shades	268
#129	Elvish delight	2
#122	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#85	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
#86	FDKOL commendation	8,500
#80	Fantasma en la Máquina	71
#110	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	8
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#50	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	3
#57	Firewater	1
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#73	Flaskfull of Hollow	73
#30	Folder Holder	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#28	Frat Army FGF	338
#127	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
#47	Friendliness Beverage	216
#168	Frogade	2
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#235	Frosty's frosty mug	7
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#88	FunFunds™	18
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#233	Game Grid ticket	6
#194	Game Grid token	5
#16	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	800
#32	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	14
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#10	Genalen™ Bottle	2,206
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#88	Gin Mint	1
#62	Glo-Pop	2
#113	Gnollish Crossdress	2
#28	Gnollish sangria	6
#6	Go-Wassail	5,573
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#59	Good 'n' Quiet	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#23	Greaves of the Murk Lord	20
#52	Greek fire	1
#86	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#198	Gummi-DNA	5
#458	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#43	Hairpiece On Fire	3
#272	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	14
#79	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
#204	Hell ramen	22
#16	Helm of the Scream Emperor	25
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#40	Hippy Army MPE	378
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#72	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#45	How to Avoid Scams	156
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#232	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#93	Illuminati earpiece	2
#829	Imp Ale	100
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#155	Inner Strength	3
#52	Inner Truth	5
#239	Inner Wisdom	2
#120	Jack-in-the-box	44
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#8	Kissin' Cousins	20
#199	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
#197	Knob Goblin firecracker	122
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#162	Knob Goblin lunchbox	10
#188	Knob Goblin perfume	19
#18	Knob Goblin seltzer	2,400
#830	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#112	Knob nuts	8
#100	Knob pasty	6
#26	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	105
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#55	Kokomo Resort Pass	2
#83	Kudzu slaw	1
#363	LED block	3
#17	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	3
#28	LOV Elixir #9	1
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#75	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	78
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#47	Let Me Be!	15
#114	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#25	Loathing Legion knife	2
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#19	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1,633
#402	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	100
#508	Lucky Surprise Egg	5
#1041	M-242	2
#476	Mad Train wine	200
#155	Mae West	8
#21	Manual of Numberology	1
#94	Maxing, Relaxing	8
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#43	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	298
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#61	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	49
#294	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	200
#18	Milk Studs	855
#172	Miniborg beeper	3
#164	Miniborg hiveminder	3
#177	Miniborg laser	3
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#190	Miniborg strangler	3
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#55	Mint Yulep	3
#141	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#182	Mon Tiki	8
#118	Moonds	1
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#90	Mortimer's nostrum	2
#60	Mountain Stream soda	1,450
#94	Mr. Accessory	2
#34	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	4
#86	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,021
#33	NPZR chemistry set	202
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#147	Neuromancer	6
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#51	New Age healing crystal	86
#37	New Age hurting crystal	13
#47	New Cloaca-Cola	6
#45	New Zealand iced tea	248
#250	Nightstalker perfume	9
#108	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	15
#60	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	53
#56	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	48
#524	Now and Earlier	4
#213	Nuclear Blastball	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#66	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	20
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#102	Order of the Silver Wossname	7
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#66	Outer Wolf™ cologne	1
#23	PEEZ dispenser	693
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#64	Pain Dip	8
#72	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	2
#10	Pendant of Fire	4
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#58	Piddles	73
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#62	PlexiPips	6
#40	Pneumo bar	1
#56	Polka Pop	37
#4	Polysniff Perfume	722
#22	Prunets	75
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#52	R'lyeh	1
#17	Racisto Ruidoso	20
#81	Rad Lib	4
#88	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#211	Ram's Face Lager	200
#77	Red Rover BB gun	42
#106	Redeye™ Eyedrops	1
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#217	Rock Pops	223
#97	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
#76	Rompedores de Fantasmas	71
#113	Sacramento wine	1
#11	Sangria de Menthe	24
#61	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#595	Schrödinger's thermos	17
#9	Senior Mints	162,966
#46	Sensual Massage for Creeps	13
#26	Shield of Icy Fate	15
#229	Shivering Chèvre	1
#55	Shrubble Bubble	2
#337	Silver Bullet beer	6
#178	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
#24	Small Medium	2
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
#13	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	3
#68	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#5	Source terminal	2
#40	Space Tourist Phaser	26
#17	Space Tours Tripple	226
#61	Spam Witch sammich	1,120
#41	Spant eggs	1
#56	Spechunky bar	1
#209	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#177	Steal This Candy	12
#145	Stone Golem pebbles	2
#283	Sugar Cog	9
#53	Summer Nights	11
#72	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	3
#437	Swabbie™ swab	2
#33	Swizzler	687
#20	Sword of Dark Omens	22
#5	T.U.R.D.S. Key	696
#78	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	248
#74	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	243
#89	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	3
#69	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	277
#69	Take Eleven Bar	1
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#57	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	3
#273	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	227
#50	Tequiz Navidad	3
#108	Texas tea	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#76	The Author's inkwell	2
#96	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	12
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#299	The Cooler Out of Space	8
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#44	This Charming Flan	3
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#161	Travels with Jerry	6
#52	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	391
#49	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	435
#52	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	380
#51	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	398
#72	Trollhouse cookies	918
#199	Ultrasoldier Serum	4
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
#5	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	5,393
#164	Uncle Romulus	8
#1777	Valentine	4
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#76	Wax Flask	7
#29	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	377
#7	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	192
#40	Whenchamacallit bar	4
#186	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#22	Whoompa Fur Pants	33
#9	Wint-O-Fresh mint	156,185
#233	Workytime Tea	10
#134	X-37 gun	1
#43	Xiblaxian alloy	3
#55	Xiblaxian circuitry	3
#51	Xiblaxian polymer	15
#1087	Yummy Tummy bean	144
#79	Ze™ goggles	80
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#118	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	19
#345	a little sump'm sump'm	7
#91	abandoned candy	22
#19	abominable blubber	159
#17	adder bladder	3,868
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#40	adventurer clone egg	1
#217	agua de vida	9
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#229	alien drugs	5
#71	alien hologram projector	3
#80	alien source code printout	5
#84	all-purpose flower	2
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#601	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#73	anemone nematocyst	6
#89	angst burger	6
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#852	anniversary gift box	5
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#83	anti-anti-antidote	100
#519	anticheese	7
#97	antimatter wad	2
#543	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	2
#71	antique beer	8
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#335	antique greaves	19
#500	antique hand mirror	3
#375	antique helmet	15
#336	antique packet of ketchup	3
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#348	antique shield	18
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#354	antique spear	18
#180	armgun	17
#213	arrowgram	2
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#26	ash soda	2
#769	aspirin	1
#676	astral mushroom	9
#125	augmented-reality shades	1
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#199	awful poetry journal	922
#7	baby bark scorpion	6
#83	baby chest mimic	1
#1323	baby killer bee	3
#468	baconstone	17
#147	badge of authority	1
#829	bag of Cheat-Os	2
#58	bag of GORF	364
#64	bag of GORP	388
#19	bag of W&Ws	982
#51	bag of gross foreign snacks	460
#504	bag of lard	2
#69	bag of many confections	10
#89	bag of random words	1
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#61	balanced antler	2
#12	ball	1,800
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#84	baloney rotgut	2
#12	banana	1,350
#337	banana cream pie	1
#98	banana daiquiri	3
#42	banana milkshake	3
#362	banana peel	9
#437	banana-frosted king cake	6
#240	bananagate	29
#23	bananarama bangle	5
#108	bark rootbeer	6
#912	barrrnacle	12
#174	bat guano	100
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#115	batarang	1
#96	batgut	500
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#932	battered Crimbo Crate	7
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#680	beach glass bead	1
#115	beavermouth	70
#161	bed of coals	5
#20	beer bomb	2,175
#13	beer bong	371
#129	beer helmet	68
#280	beer lens	9
#489	beertini	3
#36	beery blood	44
#79	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	7
#30	begpwnia	447
#232	beholed bedsheet	4
#510	bejeweled cufflinks	7
#86	bejeweled pledge pin	121
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#49	big slimy cyst	11
#221	bilge wine	100
#353	bite-me-red lipstick	36
#276	black & tan	8
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#241	black and white cracker	2
#137	black facepaint	2
#489	black forest cake	3
#234	black forest ham	10
#136	black paisley oyster egg	30
#34	black picnic basket	200
#181	black pixel	205
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#311	black pudding	7
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#15	black snake skin	2,443
#156	black spot	5
#269	black velvet box	1
#186	blackberry	100
#46	blank diary	3
🥇	blank note	1
#9	blind-packed capsule toy	1,722
#393	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
#111	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	44
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#112	bloodstain stick	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#689	blue class ring	2
#214	blue grass	1
#1232	blue pixel	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#6	blue potion	750
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#397	blue snowcone	25
#215	blue striped oyster egg	19
#30	blue-frosted astral cupcake	60
#367	blueberry-frosted king cake	3
#22	boiling seal blood	44
#198	booty chest charrrm	46
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#12	borrowed time	217
#26	bottle of Blank-Out	567
#33	bottle of Crimbognac	19
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#124	bottle of alcohol	42
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#7	bottle of bubbles	5,368
#115	bottle of laundry sherry	2
#84	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	11
#5	bottle of wine	1,615
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#67	bowl of cottage cheese	500
#66	bowl of fishysoisse	11
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#63	bowl of maggots	1
#74	bowl of mernudo	11
#24	box of Dweebs	710
#46	box of bear arms	1
#2996	box of sunshine	29
#76	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#81	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#55	boxed champagne	50
#99	boxed gumball machine	1
#107	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	37
#30	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	2
#18	brass abacus	20
#173	bread line	5
#41	breakfast mess	499
#89	breakfast miracle	3
#138	brick of sand	15
#119	briefcase	112
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#7	broken chocolate pocketwatch	2
#96	bronze polish	1
#53	browser cookie	4
#211	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#30	bubblewrap ore	334
#84	bubblin' chemistry solution	3
#334	bubblin' crude	11
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#117	bucket of fish juice	1
#10	buckyball	2,600
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#188	bungle in the jungle	6
#93	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	6
#534	calle de miel	1
#94	can of Binarrrca	110
#62	can of Brütalbräu	1
#97	can of CRIMBCOLA	19
#52	can of Drooling Monk	2
#39	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	5
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#73	can of drain cleaner	1
#100	can of mixed everything	1
#27	can of sardines	155
#269	can of spinach	8
#151	can of sterno	1
#167	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	46
#96	candied bolts	8
#385	candied kobold	8
#84	candied nuts	10
#140	candied yams	57
#456	candy brain	6
#40	candy cane	1,561
#31	candy carrot	2
#33	candy chalk	2
#233	candy cigarette	3
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#175	white rice	11
#134	white snake skin	100
#26	whole turkey leg	149
#126	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#1456	wind-up chattering teeth	8
#15	wind-up meatcar	839
#30	wine-soaked bone chips	27
#93	wings of fire	1
#86	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	632
#157	witch hat	5
#11	wolfman mask	569
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#60	worst candy	3
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#139	wumpus hair	15
#31	wussiness potion	1,089
#53	x-ray mirror	4
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#36	yam candy	7
#279	yellow brick road	2
#86	yellow candy heart	904
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#417	yellow gummi ingot	69
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#881	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
#661	yeti fur	100
#2204	yo	1
#18	yo-yo	1,400
#56	yule gruel	100
#149	yule hatchet	1
#38	yule pup	4

Wow, that's 955,062 items total!

what items are this player missing?