| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #50 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 25 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Adventurer bobblehead | 22 |
| #180 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 3 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Bowman | 2 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Coward | 2 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Guard | 3 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Halberder | 2 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #167 | Alice's Army Horseman | 2 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #152 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 5 |
| #176 | Alice's Army Ninja | 3 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Page | 5 |
| #182 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 3 |
| #205 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 2 |
| #204 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 2 |
| #186 | Alice's Army Wallman | 3 |
| #21 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 12 |
| #136 | Amulet of Yendor | 165 |
| #49 | Ancient Protector Soda | 13 |
| #399 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #120 | Angelhair Culottes | 8 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #115 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #335 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #575 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #123 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 8 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #83 | Belt of Howling Anger | 6 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #40 | Bling of the New Wave | 15 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1792 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #190 | Bulky Buddy Box | 14 |
| #21 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 20 |
| #108 | C.H.U.M. chum | 16 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #23 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 5 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #111 | Carpathian longsword | 4 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #43 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #118 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 8 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #71 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 6 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #68 | Cold One | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #116 | Crimbo candied pecan | 236 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #134 | Crimbo fudge | 195 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #108 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 251 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 3 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #418 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 2 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #410 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 2 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #21 | Crown of Thrones | 2 |
| #200 | Crown of the Goblin King | 103 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #93 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 6 |
| #86 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #71 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 3 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #104 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 15 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #22 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 434 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #11 | Drowsy Sword | 460 |
| #9 | Drunkula's cape | 2 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #174 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #247 | Feynman gate | 48 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #198 | Frosty's frosty mug | 9 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #286 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #284 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #264 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #71 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 7 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 2 |
| 🥉 | Great Wolf's headband | 5 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's right paw | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #52 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #110 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 4 |
| #99 | Green Clover of Justice | 16 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #127 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #275 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #20 | Hodgman's bow tie | 4 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #303 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #5 | Instant Karma | 781 |
| #65 | Iron Beta of Industry | 143 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #60 | Jocko Homo's head | 16 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #116 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 8 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #156 | LED block | 10 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #137 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 10 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #136 | Lederhosen of the Night | 10 |
| #107 | Liam's mail | 3 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #489 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 61 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #387 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 22 |
| #31 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #42 | Mark of the Bugbear | 8 |
| #9 | Mark of the Ghost | 29 |
| #41 | Mark of the Skeleton | 7 |
| #59 | Mark of the Vampire | 5 |
| #27 | Mark of the Werewolf | 11 |
| #8 | Mark of the Zombie | 34 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #15 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #15 | Misty Cape | 122 |
| #18 | Misty Cloak | 109 |
| #17 | Misty Robe | 115 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #38 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 23 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #92 | My First Art of War | 7 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #235 | NPZR chemistry set | 20 |
| #45 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 3 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #266 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| 🥉 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 302 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #302 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #520 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #45 | Poison Oak trading card | 3 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #527 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| #45 | Roo trading card | 3 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #305 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #60 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #53 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 2 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #89 | Shield of Icy Fate | 5 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #22 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 21 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #44 | Sogg-Os | 10 |
| #42 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #17 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #105 | Spookyraven signet | 7 |
| #712 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #745 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 2 |
| #777 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #759 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 2 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #132 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 10 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #419 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #42 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 3 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #100 | The Joy of Wassailing | 22 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #142 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 11 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #7 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 2 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #32 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #76 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #325 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 23 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 24 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 34 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 15 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 14 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 9 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 4 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 25 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 26 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 33 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 17 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 34 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #100 | Travels with Jerry | 8 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #157 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 6 |
| #33 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #91 | Uncle Romulus | 13 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #38 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 47 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 4 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #81 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #42 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 15 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #27 | Wet Russian | 12 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #140 | Yakisoba's hat | 9 |
| #223 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 7 |
| #231 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 13 |
| #20 | Zim Merman's guitar | 28 |
| #105 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #224 | adorable seal larva | 10 |
| #39 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #114 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 5 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #495 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #230 | astronaut pants | 39 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #109 | bag of airline peanuts | 210 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #76 | bag of park garbage | 560 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #35 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 16 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #110 | ball | 65 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #98 | banana-frosted king cake | 21 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #94 | beaten-up Chucks | 6 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #104 | bed of coals | 7 |
| #448 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #254 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #127 | black snowcone | 31 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #466 | black-and-blue light | 81 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #31 | blue glowstick | 27 |
| #108 | blue money bag | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #413 | blue plasma ball | 102 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #110 | blue snowcone | 190 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 20 |
| #179 | borg sock monkey | 11 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #28 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 4 |
| #40 | bowl of fishysoisse | 14 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥉 | brass Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #369 | bread line | 2 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #205 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| #142 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #166 | brick | 219 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #359 | buckyball | 13 |
| #22 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 2 |
| #305 | burnt flower | 6 |
| #125 | burnt snowpants | 2 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #1860 | candy cane | 14 |
| #41 | candy cornucopia | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #197 | canteen of wine | 113 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #359 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #160 | cheap studded belt | 384 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #290 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #14 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 61 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #94 | clown hammer | 241 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #142 | computronic processing unit | 28 |
| #30 | concentrated garbage juice | 17 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #38 | corncob pipe | 26 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #56 | cup of infinite pencils | 19 |
| #63 | cuppa Royal tea | 2 |
| #165 | cyborg doll | 11 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #119 | cymbal syrup | 125 |
| #145 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #141 | d20 | 1 |
| #107 | d4 | 1 |
| #109 | d6 | 1 |
| #131 | d8 | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #25 | deadly lampshade | 20 |
| #30 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #106 | defective skull | 204 |
| #930 | delicious salad | 20 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #79 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 8 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #492 | disassembled clover | 100 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #261 | doll house | 21 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #31 | duck-on-a-string | 43 |
| #36 | dumb mud | 10 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #25 | elemental sugarcube | 59 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #626 | elven limbos gingerbread | 21 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #325 | elven moonshine | 36 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #341 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #115 | encoder ring | 162 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #98 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 236 |
| #427 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #119 | fake fake vomit | 221 |
| #102 | fake hand | 234 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #211 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #329 | fancy dress ball | 43 |
| #140 | fat wallet | 4 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #653 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #258 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #32 | flashing novelty button | 11 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #174 | flavored foot massage oil | 315 |
| #202 | flayed mind | 1 |
| #116 | fleshy lump | 2 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #135 | foam dart | 423 |
| #65 | foie gras | 40 |
| #15 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 8 |
| #43 | frayed rope belt | 23 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #116 | frigid derringer | 5 |
| #265 | frozen banquet | 9 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #278 | fuzzy busby | 11 |
| #24 | fuzzy earmuffs | 85 |
| #22 | fuzzy montera | 94 |
| #150 | gearbox necklace | 6 |
| #359 | ghost of a necklace | 6 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #443 | giant designer sunglasses | 9 |
| #12 | giant discarded bottlecap | 167 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #25 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 118 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1654 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #151 | gingerbread house | 4 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #162 | goblin water | 1 |
| #18 | gold wedding ring | 370 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #753 | googly eye | 17 |
| #29 | grandfather watch | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #49 | green candy heart | 778 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #105 | green pill | 1 |
| #50 | green snowcone | 399 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #85 | grue egg | 191 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #209 | gyroscope | 14 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #215 | half of a gold tooth | 2 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #24 | handful of confetti | 511 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #133 | haunted bindle | 1 |
| #13 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #114 | heart of the volcano | 55 |
| #15 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #15 | honey-dipped locust | 433 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #46 | hothammer | 1 |
| #257 | huge gold coin | 4 |
| #134 | iGoogly | 181 |
| #78 | ice-cold six-pack | 285 |
| #512 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #229 | incredibly creepy marionette | 13 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #926 | ion grid | 10 |
| #117 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 40 |
| #258 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #22 | jar of squeeze | 25 |
| #73 | jar of swamp gas | 1,234 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #100 | jazz soap | 229 |
| #106 | joybuzzer | 217 |
| #200 | killer rag doll | 13 |
| #470 | killing feather | 63 |
| #27 | kite | 173 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #128 | lavender candy heart | 295 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #84 | lewd playing card | 25 |
| #15 | li'l orphan tot | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #53 | liquid ice | 14 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #124 | loaded serum blowgun | 30 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #13 | longhaired hippy wig | 26 |
| #183 | lovecat tail | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #92 | lucky bottlecap | 15 |
| #252 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 10 |
| #85 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 236 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #17 | marionette | 39 |
| #51 | marionette collective | 11 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #229 | mime soul fragment | 13 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #13 | moist sack | 2 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #512 | monomolecular yo-yo | 111 |
| #110 | mood ring | 125 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #433 | mylar scout drone | 11 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #128 | nanofiber cloth | 50 |
| #86 | natto marble soda | 1 |
| #91 | natto pocky | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #24 | neoprene skullcap | 15 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #468 | old coin purse | 6 |
| #547 | old leather wallet | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #220 | oldcake | 2 |
| #68 | orange candy heart | 920 |
| #88 | orange glowstick | 16 |
| #6 | orange peel hat | 41 |
| #58 | orange snowcone | 444 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #172 | oversized fish scaler | 15 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #81 | panhandle panhandling hat | 17 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #225 | party hat | 12 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #420 | peanut brittle shield | 6 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #174 | personalized coffee mug | 428 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #123 | pet rock | 59 |
| #119 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 196 |
| #89 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 239 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #128 | pink candy heart | 346 |
| #77 | pink glowstick | 19 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #414 | polyalloy shield | 8 |
| #14 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #206 | possessed top | 27 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #49 | pristine walrus tusk | 3 |
| #75 | psychokinetic energy blob | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | purple glowstick | 19 |
| #67 | purple snowcone | 404 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #6 | quantum of familiar | 25 |
| #93 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #16 | rag doll | 78 |
| #433 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 20 |
| #158 | really dense meat stack | 35 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #353 | red ale | 2 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #111 | red snowcone | 230 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #60 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #129 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 37 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #786 | ridiculous sandwich | 8 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #111 | roboduck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #471 | rogue swarmer | 77 |
| #94 | rubber emo roe | 258 |
| #136 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #7 | rusty chain necklace | 160 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #89 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #12 | sawblade shield | 134 |
| #377 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #447 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #404 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #68 | shady shades | 1 |
| #30 | shiny ring | 501 |
| #323 | shiny stones | 3 |
| #15 | shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #34 | sleeping stocking | 32 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #101 | smoldering bagel punch | 4 |
| #68 | sock monkey | 31 |
| #18 | solid gold bowling ball | 462 |
| #119 | solid gold jewel | 3 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #14 | space planula | 1 |
| #86 | spaghetti breakfast | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #254 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #19 | stainless steel shillelagh | 35 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #113 | standards and practices guide | 5 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #91 | stick of "gum" | 19 |
| #146 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 421 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #22 | still grill | 1 |
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| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
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| #86 | tobiko marble soda | 1 |
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| #96 | tobiko-infused sake | 1 |
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| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
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| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
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| #90 | toy deathbot | 11 |
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| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #58 | tube sock | 8 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #293 | unstable laser battery | 72 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #105 | unusual disco ball | 15 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #501 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 20 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #84 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
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| #197 | voodoo snuff | 8 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #35 | wad of cotton | 42 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #142 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 49 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
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| #165 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #74 | warbear beeping telegram | 15 |
| #170 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #99 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
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| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
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| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
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| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
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| #90 | warbear gyrocopter | 10 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #121 | warbear helm fragment | 56 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
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| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
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| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #17 | warbear metalworking primer | 37 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
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| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
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| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
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| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #61 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 16 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #86 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 14 |
| #222 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 6 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #52 | warbear superpotion | 3 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #117 | warbear trouser fragment | 60 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
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| #651 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #76 | wasabi marble soda | 2 |
| #79 | wasabi pocky | 2 |
| #109 | wasabi-infused sake | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #76 | white candy heart | 717 |
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| #108 | white-label gin | 2 |
| #85 | whoopie cushion | 247 |
| #107 | wind-up chattering teeth | 218 |
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| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
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| #82 | wreath of laurels | 7 |
| #132 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #8 | wrench bracelet | 157 |
| #96 | x-ray specs | 200 |
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| #83 | yellow candy heart | 981 |
| #24 | yellow glowstick | 26 |
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| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
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| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
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