Museum :: mflGrMp

mflGrMp

Rank	Item	Quantity
#9	"DRINK ME" potion	4,765
🥈	'Villa' document	1
🥉	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1,361
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#33	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	25
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#39	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#373	A. W. O. L. commendation	15
#149	Alice's Army Alchemist	5
#117	Alice's Army Bowman	5
#115	Alice's Army Cleric	5
#112	Alice's Army Coward	5
#55	Alice's Army Dervish	5
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
🥇	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	2
#146	Alice's Army Guard	5
#147	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#113	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#111	Alice's Army Horseman	5
#116	Alice's Army Lanceman	5
#151	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	5
#61	Alice's Army Martyr	5
#148	Alice's Army Ninja	5
#154	Alice's Army Nurse	5
#141	Alice's Army Page	5
#147	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#59	Alice's Army Sniper	5
#141	Alice's Army Spearsman	5
#143	Alice's Army Swordsman	5
#145	Alice's Army Wallman	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#172	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#47	Atomic Comic	6
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#125	BGE merchandise order form	33
#188	BGE pocket calendar	4
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#154	BRICKO brick	1,768
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#55	BRICKO eye brick	1,689
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#40	BRICKO reactor	19
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#272	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	10
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#35	Beach Comb Box	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#13	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	3
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#168	Blood Light	26
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#344	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#36	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	666
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#263	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#466	CRIMBCO scrip	543
#72	CRIMBCOIDS mints	25
#117	CRIMBCOLOAF	18
🥈	CSA all-purpose soap	5,180
🥈	CSA bravery badge	5,113
🥈	CSA cheerfulness ration	5,280
#5	CSA discount card	5,246
🥈	CSA fire-starting kit	3,672
#6	CSA obedience grenade	5,319
🥈	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5,246
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#4	Camp Scout pup tent	5,219
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#106	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#100	Cloaca Cola Polar	20
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
#8	Corpse Island iced tea	331
#82	Crimbeau de toilette	3
#26	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	108
#37	Crimbo candied pecan	1,047
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#37	Crimbo fudge	1,041
#33	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,013
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#306	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#98	Crimbot battery	19
#97	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	55
#151	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	3
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#94	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#101	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	5
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#152	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	3
#135	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#119	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	4
#107	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	49
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#121	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	4
#82	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	64
#101	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	16
#180	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
#111	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	4
#94	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	57
#152	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#129	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	12
#70	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	75
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#78	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	67
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#102	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#2944	Crimbuck	4
#50	Crown of Thrones	1
#26	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#34	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	666
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#108	FDKOL commendation	7,013
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#64	Frosty's carrot	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#41	Go-Wassail	511
#16	God Lobster Egg	2
#11	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#458	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	4
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#108	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	9
#17	Jack-in-the-box	149
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#27	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	666
#19	Kissin' Cousins	14
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#66	Lars the Cyberian	5
#80	Let Me Be!	11
#14	Li'l Businessman Kit	43
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#35	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	666
#14	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3,000
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#21	Manual of Numberology	1
#71	Maxing, Relaxing	9
#23	MayDay™ contract	2
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#7	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	746
#90	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	27
#84	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1,337
#6	Microplushie: Bropane	512
#6	Microplushie: Dorkonide	187
#6	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	213
#6	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	117
#6	Microplushie: Gothochondria	444
#5	Microplushie: Hippylase	567
#8	Microplushie: Hipsterine	69
#7	Microplushie: Hobomosome	290
#6	Microplushie: Otakulone	629
#6	Microplushie: Raverdrine	341
#7	Microplushie: Sororitrate	454
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#106	Miniborg beeper	5
#87	Miniborg hiveminder	5
#105	Miniborg laser	5
#117	Miniborg stomper	5
#109	Miniborg strangler	5
#1632	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#11	Monstar energy beverage	1,337
#103	Morto Moreto	1
🥇	Mountain Stream soda	1,055,728
#11	Mr. Haggis	388
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#65	NPZR chemistry set	100
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#95	Nightstalker perfume	31
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#7	Nuclear Blastball	743
#40	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#13	Our Daily Candles™ order form	2
#1599	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#26	Pantsgiving	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#32	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	5
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#9	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	103
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	78
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	40
#9	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	60
#10	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	62
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	70
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	105
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	36
#7	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	61
#9	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	105
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	32
#10	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	83
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	99
#8	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	91
#12	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	87
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#50	Red Pill	7
#18	Red Rover BB gun	145
#6	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	2
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#18	Rock Garden Guide	3
#23	S.I.T. Course Voucher	3
#225	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#67	Sensual Massage for Creeps	11
#118	Silver Bullet beer	20
#20	Snow Suit	1
#44	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#101	Summer Nights	8
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#69	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	283
#73	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	257
#23	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	9
#66	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	291
#54	Tales from the Fireside	10
#670	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#98	Temps Tempranillo	1
#37	The Art of Slapfighting	25
#48	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	25
#46	The Bomb	4
#287	The Cooler Out of Space	9
#633	The Joy of Wassailing	4
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#8	The Necbromancer's Shorts	2
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#10	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	1
#101	The Ring	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#15	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	492
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#1166	Time Juice	4
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥈	Time-Spinner	1
#5	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	5
#129	Travels with Jerry	7
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#149	Twelve Night Energy	1
#26	Twitching Television Tattoo	2
#90	Ultrasoldier Serum	15
#34	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#234	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	6
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#46	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	494
#35	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#50	Uncle Romulus	25
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#110	Valentine	543
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#217	Wolfman Nardz	7
#191	Workytime Tea	11
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#15	Yorick	3
#10	Ze™ goggles	669
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#88	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	24
#15	actual reality goggles	376
#6	airblaster gun	699
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#464	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	12
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#281	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	5
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#343	antique painting of a landscape	2
#151	antique pair of blue jeans	5
#930	antique record album	1
#152	antique souvenir drawing	5
#86	arse-a'fire elixir	2
#451	aspirin	2
#27	baby camelCalf	1
#36	baby chest mimic	3
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#6	bag of GORF	5,218
#5	bag of GORP	5,273
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
🥉	bag of QWOP	5,222
#141	bag of bones	8
#14	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	2
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#47	banana supersucker	22
#401	bananagate	15
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#4	basking robin	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1059	battered Crimbo Crate	5
#36	bed of coals	12
#85	beholed bedsheet	8
#28	bejeweled cufflinks	99
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#253	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#700	bindlestocking	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#113	bite-me-red lipstick	162
#75	black BRICKO brick	1
#9	black snowcone	209
#156	black spot	5
#14	black-and-blue light	3,005
#63	blammer	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#152	blind-packed capsule toy	100
#158	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	35
#46	blood flower	346
#14	blue plasma ball	3,006
#15	blue raspberry troll doll	4
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#8	blue snowcone	2,519
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#69	blunt cat claw	1
#56	blunt icepick	1
#70	bobcat grenade	1
#537	bone chips	20
#52	bone crusher	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#42	book of facts	3
#52	boozebomb	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#126	borrowed time	3
#101	bottle of Blank-Out	170
#95	bottle of Crimbognac	3
#35	bottle of bubbles	499
#81	bottle of fire	300
#15	bottled Vampire Vintner	2
#142	bow staff	1
#146	bowl of fishysoisse	6
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#28	box o' ghosts	1
#105	box of Familiar Jacks	2
#74	box of hammers	1
#27	boxed Apriling band helmet	3
#31	boxed Mayam Calendar	3
#21	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	3
#27	boxed august scepter	3
#13	boxed autumn-aton	3
#31	boxed bat wings	3
#22	breaded beer	13
#128	breakfast mess	26
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#49	broken BRICKO brick	7
#67	broken clock	1
#56	broken glass grenade	1
#89	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
#39	bubble-wrap simulator	50
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#221	buckyball	25
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#319	can of Binarrrca	32
#80	can of CRIMBCOLA	22
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#8	can of Red Minotaur	1,337
#14	can of V-11	14
#213	can of fake snow	2
#6	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	589
#38	candied bolts	20
#27	candied nuts	30
#9	candied yams	620
#596	candy cane	61
#152	candy kneecapping stick	12
#99	candy knuckles	17
#447	candy stake	13
#16	canteen of wine	550
#14	card sleeve	1
🥉	cardboard katana	2,419
🥈	cardboard wakizashi	9,847
#142	cement sandals	6
#229	chainsaw chain	2
#91	cheap elven gloves	33
#14	cheap studded belt	3,070
#89	cheezburger	1
#44	choco-Crimbot	115
#487	chocolate cigar	2
#70	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
#345	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	5
#84	chunk of depleted Grimacite	116
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#124	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	10
#7	clan underground fireworks shop	1
#55	clock-cleaning hammer	1
#25	closed-circuit phone system	3
#7	club necklace	259
#122	cold-filtered water	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#63	colorful plastic ball	1,500
#44	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#37	comfy coffin	17
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#131	concentrated garbage juice	6
#5	confusing LED clock	1,303
#91	container of Spooky Putty	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#63	cool cat elixir	1
#70	cool jelly donut	1
#49	corked genie bottle	1
#8	corpse on the beach	302
#9	corpsedriver	287
#8	corpsetini	339
#64	corrupted data	374
#25	cranberry schnapps	11
#103	crystal skull	1
#262	crystallized memory	1
#35	cursed monkey glove	3
#80	cursed scrunchie	16
#919	cyborg doll	1
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#315	cylindrical mold	1
#144	d10	1
#6	d12	33,855
#5	d20	34,735
#107	d4	1
🥉	d6	34,779
#5	d8	34,664
#95	deadly lampshade	9
#20	deed to Oliver's Place	4
#629	delicious salad	55
#188	deluxe fax machine	2
#9	dense meat stack	3,133,337
#41	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#98	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	4
#31	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#28	designer handbag	45
#11	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	4
#14	detective school application	1
#61	dethklok	1
#7	diamond necklace	275
#97	dog ointment	1
#441	doll house	11
#625	dollhive	11
#7	dope gangsta bling-bling	1,337
#23	drop of water-37	1,058
#78	drum of pomade	17
🥇	dungeon dragon chest	5,941
#1050	dusty Crimbo crate	5
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#355	eggnog	48
#109	electrical thingamabob	143
#10	elf sleeper agent	1
#8	elven limbos gingerbread	550
#950	elven cellocello	21
#10	elven moonshine	550
#194	elven socks	21
#831	elven suicide capsule	22
#77	elven whittling knife	2
#23	emotion chip	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#1479	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#1285	evil teddy bear	7
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#397	fancy but probably evil chocolate	15
#70	fancy canapés	6
#213	fancy chocolate	12
#74	fancy chocolate car	35
#1417	fancy dress ball	5
#12	fancy opera glasses	122
#110	festive holiday hat	30
#59	fiery wing	160
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#82	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#39	fire axe	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
🥈	fish juice box	745
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#26	flamin' bindle	14
#21	flapper floppers	1
#59	flat cider	1
#10	flavored foot massage oil	3,104
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#296	floaty sand	60
#59	fluid of fudge-finding	7
#44	fluorescent lightbulb	2
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#423	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	22
#64	tiny plastic taco cat	92
#61	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	5
#129	tiny plastic the Free Man	16
#69	tiny plastic topiary golem	73
#58	tiny plastic trollipop	5
#529	tiny plastic turtle tamer	9
#75	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	81
#42	tiny plastic warbear	5
#45	tiny plastic warbear fortress	4
#40	tiny plastic warwelf	103
#63	tiny plastic whitesnake	89
#45	tiny plastic zmobie	91
#55	toasted brie	2
#5	tobiko marble soda	771
#11	tobiko pocky	42
#15	tobiko-infused sake	42
#11	tofurkey gravy	622
#9	tofurkey leg	617
#432	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#66	too legit potion	1
#819	toothsome rock	11
#543	top	9
#591	tourmalime	7
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#899	toy deathbot	1
#265	toy hoverpad	71
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1624	toy wheel	2
#193	tree skirt	2
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#315	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#44	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	20
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#84	tropical paperweight	4
#680	tropical wrapping paper	2
#222	twitching claw	16
#98	ultrafondue	1
#116	unbearable light	1
#14	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	2
#35	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#8	uniclops egg	1
#76	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#22	unoccupied sheep suit	2
#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#17	unopened tiny stillsuit	3
#21	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1,337
#30	unstable DNA	1,329
#1120	unstable laser battery	43
#22	untorn tearaway pants package	3
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#119	vitachoconutriment capsule	35
#25	voter registration form	1
#51	wad of slimy rags	27
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#134	warbear accoutrements chunk	51
#189	warbear battery	15
#172	warbear bearserker potion	6
#368	warbear beeping telegram	2
#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#10	warbear goggles	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#61	warbear helm fragment	92
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#77	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	15
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#208	warbear procedural hilarity drone	6
#298	warbear robo-camouflage unit	3
#369	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#90	warbear trouser fragment	74
#120	warbear whosit	1,841
🥉	wasabi marble soda	682
#13	wasabi pocky	42
#17	wasabi-infused sake	42
#4	water purification pills	5,192
#5	watered-down Red Minotaur	675
#83	whisker pencil	93
#25	white earbuds	1
#125	white tulip	1
🥉	willyweed	796
#25	wind-up meatcar	491
#6	wind-up spider	776
#58	witch hat	11
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#30	wrapped candy cane sword cane	3
#160	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#51	yule pup	3

Wow, that's 18,112,903 items total!

what items are this player missing?