| #9 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4,765 |
| 🥈 | 'Villa' document | 1 |
| 🥉 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1,361 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #32 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 25 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #146 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 5 |
| #113 | Alice's Army Bowman | 5 |
| #111 | Alice's Army Cleric | 5 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Coward | 5 |
| #53 | Alice's Army Dervish | 5 |
| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| 🥇 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 2 |
| #143 | Alice's Army Guard | 5 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Halberder | 5 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 5 |
| #108 | Alice's Army Horseman | 5 |
| #112 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 5 |
| #148 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 5 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Martyr | 5 |
| #146 | Alice's Army Ninja | 5 |
| #150 | Alice's Army Nurse | 5 |
| #139 | Alice's Army Page | 5 |
| #144 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 5 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Sniper | 5 |
| #138 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 5 |
| #140 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 5 |
| #142 | Alice's Army Wallman | 5 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #172 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 8 |
| #48 | Atomic Comic | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #176 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 5 |
| #125 | BGE merchandise order form | 33 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #224 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 5 |
| #110 | BRAINS shorts | 12 |
| #154 | BRICKO brick | 1,768 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #54 | BRICKO eye brick | 1,689 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #40 | BRICKO reactor | 19 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #269 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 10 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #98 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #11 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 3 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| #167 | Blood Light | 26 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #36 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 666 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #381 | Bulky Buddy Box | 8 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO scrip | 543 |
| #71 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 25 |
| #117 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 18 |
| 🥈 | CSA all-purpose soap | 5,180 |
| 🥈 | CSA bravery badge | 5,113 |
| 🥈 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 5,280 |
| #5 | CSA discount card | 5,246 |
| 🥈 | CSA fire-starting kit | 3,672 |
| #6 | CSA obedience grenade | 5,319 |
| 🥈 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 5,246 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #4 | Camp Scout pup tent | 5,219 |
| #50 | Carol of the Bulls | 3 |
| #49 | Carol of the Hells | 3 |
| #51 | Carol of the Thrills | 3 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #6 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #99 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 20 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #8 | Corpse Island iced tea | 331 |
| #82 | Crimbeau de toilette | 3 |
| #27 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 108 |
| #37 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1,047 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbo fudge | 1,041 |
| #33 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1,013 |
| #40 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #42 | Crimbolex watch | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbot battery | 19 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 55 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 5 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 5 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 3 |
| #135 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 3 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 4 |
| #107 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 49 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 4 |
| #82 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 64 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 16 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 2 |
| #111 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 4 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 57 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 3 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 12 |
| #70 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 75 |
| #117 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 13 |
| #78 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 67 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #2939 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #34 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 666 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #223 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #108 | FDKOL commendation | 7,013 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #40 | Go-Wassail | 511 |
| #19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #457 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #107 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
| #17 | Jack-in-the-box | 149 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #27 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 666 |
| #18 | Kissin' Cousins | 14 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #67 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #79 | Let Me Be! | 11 |
| #14 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 43 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #35 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 666 |
| #13 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3,000 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #21 | MayDay™ contract | 2 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #7 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 746 |
| #90 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 27 |
| #83 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,337 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Bropane | 512 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 187 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 213 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 117 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 444 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 567 |
| #8 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 69 |
| #7 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 290 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 629 |
| #5 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 341 |
| #6 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 454 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #105 | Miniborg beeper | 5 |
| #87 | Miniborg hiveminder | 5 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #117 | Miniborg stomper | 5 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #11 | Monstar energy beverage | 1,337 |
| #100 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mountain Stream soda | 1,055,728 |
| #11 | Mr. Haggis | 388 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #65 | NPZR chemistry set | 100 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #95 | Nightstalker perfume | 31 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #7 | Nuclear Blastball | 743 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #13 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #30 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 103 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 78 |
| #5 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 40 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 60 |
| #10 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 62 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 70 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 105 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 36 |
| #7 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 61 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 105 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 32 |
| #10 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 83 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 99 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 91 |
| #12 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 87 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #51 | Red Pill | 7 |
| #18 | Red Rover BB gun | 145 |
| #7 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 2 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #18 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #24 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 3 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #67 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 11 |
| #116 | Silver Bullet beer | 20 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #100 | Summer Nights | 8 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #69 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 283 |
| #72 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 257 |
| #23 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 9 |
| #66 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 291 |
| #54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #37 | The Art of Slapfighting | 25 |
| #47 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 25 |
| #46 | The Bomb | 4 |
| #287 | The Cooler Out of Space | 9 |
| #633 | The Joy of Wassailing | 4 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #15 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 492 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Time-Spinner | 1 |
| #127 | Travels with Jerry | 7 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #23 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
| #90 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 15 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #47 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 494 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #49 | Uncle Romulus | 25 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #109 | Valentine | 543 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #218 | Wolfman Nardz | 7 |
| #193 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #9 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #15 | Yorick | 3 |
| #10 | Ze™ goggles | 669 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #89 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 24 |
| #14 | actual reality goggles | 376 |
| #6 | airblaster gun | 699 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #151 | antique souvenir drawing | 5 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #38 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5 | bag of GORF | 5,218 |
| #4 | bag of GORP | 5,273 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| 🥉 | bag of QWOP | 5,222 |
| #139 | bag of bones | 8 |
| #16 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #47 | banana supersucker | 22 |
| #401 | bananagate | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #35 | bed of coals | 12 |
| #83 | beholed bedsheet | 8 |
| #27 | bejeweled cufflinks | 99 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #113 | bite-me-red lipstick | 162 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #9 | black snowcone | 209 |
| #154 | black spot | 5 |
| #13 | black-and-blue light | 3,005 |
| #63 | blammer | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #153 | blind-packed capsule toy | 100 |
| #157 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 35 |
| #45 | blood flower | 346 |
| #13 | blue plasma ball | 3,006 |
| #15 | blue raspberry troll doll | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #8 | blue snowcone | 2,519 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #56 | blunt icepick | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #539 | bone chips | 20 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #43 | book of facts | 3 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #123 | borrowed time | 3 |
| #101 | bottle of Blank-Out | 170 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #34 | bottle of bubbles | 499 |
| #81 | bottle of fire | 300 |
| #16 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #103 | box of Familiar Jacks | 2 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #37 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #26 | boxed august scepter | 3 |
| #12 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #22 | breaded beer | 13 |
| #127 | breakfast mess | 26 |
| #105 | breakfast miracle | 2 |
| #49 | broken BRICKO brick | 7 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #38 | bubble-wrap simulator | 50 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #220 | buckyball | 25 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #315 | can of Binarrrca | 32 |
| #81 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 22 |
| #46 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #8 | can of Red Minotaur | 1,337 |
| #13 | can of V-11 | 14 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #6 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 589 |
| #38 | candied bolts | 20 |
| #28 | candied nuts | 30 |
| #8 | candied yams | 620 |
| #594 | candy cane | 61 |
| #151 | candy kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #99 | candy knuckles | 17 |
| #444 | candy stake | 13 |
| #16 | canteen of wine | 550 |
| #15 | card sleeve | 1 |
| 🥉 | cardboard katana | 2,419 |
| 🥈 | cardboard wakizashi | 9,847 |
| #142 | cement sandals | 6 |
| #228 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| #91 | cheap elven gloves | 33 |
| #13 | cheap studded belt | 3,070 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #44 | choco-Crimbot | 115 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #344 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 5 |
| #84 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 116 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| #55 | clock-cleaning hammer | 1 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #7 | club necklace | 259 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #63 | colorful plastic ball | 1,500 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #37 | comfy coffin | 17 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #5 | confusing LED clock | 1,303 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #8 | corpse on the beach | 302 |
| #9 | corpsedriver | 287 |
| #8 | corpsetini | 339 |
| #64 | corrupted data | 374 |
| #26 | cranberry schnapps | 11 |
| #102 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #80 | cursed scrunchie | 16 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #143 | d10 | 1 |
| #6 | d12 | 33,855 |
| #5 | d20 | 34,735 |
| #104 | d4 | 1 |
| 🥉 | d6 | 34,779 |
| #5 | d8 | 34,664 |
| #95 | deadly lampshade | 9 |
| #19 | deed to Oliver's Place | 4 |
| #630 | delicious salad | 55 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #12 | dense meat stack | 3,133,337 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #98 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #27 | designer handbag | 45 |
| #10 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 4 |
| #13 | detective school application | 1 |
| #60 | dethklok | 1 |
| #7 | diamond necklace | 275 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #440 | doll house | 11 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #7 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1,337 |
| #23 | drop of water-37 | 1,058 |
| #78 | drum of pomade | 17 |
| 🥇 | dungeon dragon chest | 5,941 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #356 | eggnog | 48 |
| #109 | electrical thingamabob | 143 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #8 | elven limbos gingerbread | 550 |
| #949 | elven cellocello | 21 |
| #10 | elven moonshine | 550 |
| #194 | elven socks | 21 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #171 | extra-see-thru nightie | 3 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #398 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 15 |
| #70 | fancy canapés | 6 |
| #212 | fancy chocolate | 12 |
| #74 | fancy chocolate car | 35 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #12 | fancy opera glasses | 122 |
| #111 | festive holiday hat | 30 |
| #58 | fiery wing | 160 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | fish juice box | 745 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #25 | flamin' bindle | 14 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #10 | flavored foot massage oil | 3,104 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #296 | floaty sand | 60 |
| #58 | fluid of fudge-finding | 7 |
| #44 | fluorescent lightbulb | 2 |
| #8 | foam dart | 3,035 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #66 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #73 | freezin' bindle | 7 |
| #14 | fresh can of paint | 2 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #587 | fruitcake | 38 |
| 🥉 | fudge bunny | 134 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #114 | fudge lily | 62 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #62 | fudgecule | 44,057 |
| #33 | fudgecycle | 6 |
| #137 | funhouse mirror | 7 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #24 | garish pinky ring | 104 |
| #144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
| #187 | ghost trap | 8 |
| #156 | ghostly body paint | 34 |
| #13 | giant designer sunglasses | 131 |
| #35 | giant glass of brandy | 11 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| 🥈 | gilded BRICKO brick | 11 |
| #552 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #324 | gingerbread horror | 16 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #196 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 16 |
| #23 | gingerbread robot | 22 |
| #73 | ginormous pumpkin | 5 |
| #65 | glacial clock | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #91 | gray bow tie | 56 |
| #16 | green BRICKO brick | 13 |
| #4 | green snowcone | 2,284 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #162 | gyroscope | 18 |
| #5 | haggis socks | 716 |
| #4 | haggis-infused soap | 1,343 |
| #8 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 789 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #46 | hammerus | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #105 | handmade hobby horse | 2 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #9 | heart necklace | 258 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #6 | herbal stuffing | 610 |
| #335 | herringcello | 35 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #303 | hobo nickel | 991 |
| #51 | holy bomb, batman | 2 |
| #5 | home robotics kit | 776 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #78 | huge pumpkin | 5 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #535 | iGoogly | 35 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #27 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #24 | intriguing puzzle box | 10 |
| #142 | invisible bag | 6 |
| #70 | invisible potion | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #180 | irradiated candy cane | 19 |
| #9 | jabañero pepper | 6,666 |
| 🥉 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 29,517 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
| #80 | jawbruiser | 23 |
| #45 | jerky coins | 510 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #1494 | killing feather | 32 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #15 | kitten burglar | 2 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #206 | knuckle sandwich | 116 |
| 🥇 | kobold treasure hoard | 307 |
| #556 | kumquartz | 8 |
| #19 | kumquat supersucker | 128 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| 🥉 | left bear arm | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #289 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #132 | licorice garrote | 13 |
| #83 | licorice root | 95 |
| #6 | lime supersucker | 244 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #183 | lollipop stick | 435 |
| #5 | lost key | 675 |
| #27 | love song of disturbing obsession | 853 |
| #23 | love song of icy revenge | 838 |
| #34 | love song of naughty innuendo | 907 |
| #31 | love song of smoldering passion | 875 |
| #26 | love song of sugary cuteness | 963 |
| #34 | love song of vague ambiguity | 906 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #269 | mafia aria | 98 |
| #4 | magicberry tablets | 1,330 |
| #8 | magnetic sculpture kit | 418 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #20 | marshmallow flambé | 17 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #15 | meat paste | 13,333,337 |
| #209 | mime soul fragment | 15 |
| #15 | mini kiwi egg | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #17 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 2 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #55 | molten brick | 217 |
| #207 | monomolecular yo-yo | 332 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #294 | mulled cider | 5 |
| #12 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #33 | mylar scout drone | 112 |
| #740 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #224 | nanite-infested eggnog | 20 |
| #249 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 17 |
| #375 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #6 | natto marble soda | 261 |
| #12 | natto pocky | 42 |
| #15 | natto-infused sake | 42 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #165 | necrotizing body spray | 57 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #49 | nugget of Crimbonium | 136 |
| #65 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #39 | obnoxious riddle | 8 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #7 | old school calculator watch | 734 |
| #98 | oozenog | 25 |
| #7 | orange snowcone | 2,494 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #9 | pack of KWE trading card | 219 |
| #30 | pack of pogs | 524 |
| #19 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 2 |
| #27 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #7 | packaged June cleaver | 4 |
| #12 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 4 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #32 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| #14 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 2 |
| #14 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #19 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #5 | paint bomb | 773 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #381 | paperclip | 113 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #69 | patent leather shoes | 64 |
| #20 | peanut brittle shield | 163 |
| #42 | pear supersucker | 22 |
| #414 | pearidot | 13 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #87 | penguin thesaurus | 61 |
| #55 | peppermint tailings | 564 |
| #8 | personal massager | 2,822 |
| #15 | personalized coffee mug | 2,945 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #42 | petit 4.1 | 15 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #789 | petrified wood | 5 |
| #72 | phish stick | 15 |
| #10 | phonics down | 14,176 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #40 | plastic passion fruit | 75 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #9 | pool torpedo | 670 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #124 | portable photocopier | 51 |
| #720 | possessed top | 8 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #57 | potion of the field gar | 2 |
| #66 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| 🥇 | potted power plant | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #259 | press-on ribs | 31 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #8 | pulled blue taffy | 924 |
| #16 | pulled green taffy | 324 |
| #10 | pulled indigo taffy | 362 |
| #19 | pulled orange taffy | 996 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #42 | pulled porquoise pendant | 2 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #13 | pulled red taffy | 1,046 |
| #20 | pulled violet taffy | 978 |
| #7 | pulled yellow taffy | 270 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #10 | purple snowcone | 2,790 |
| #43 | quantum taco | 1,000 |
| #62 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 6 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | red snowcone | 2,537 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #12 | rehearsing dramatic hedgehog | 1 |
| #60 | resolution: be feistier | 248 |
| #42 | resolution: be happier | 219 |
| #42 | resolution: be kinder | 43 |
| #55 | resolution: be luckier | 41 |
| #45 | resolution: be more adventurous | 35 |
| #61 | resolution: be sexier | 213 |
| #57 | resolution: be smarter | 196 |
| #53 | resolution: be stronger | 226 |
| #35 | resolution: be wealthier | 229 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #42 | ridiculous sandwich | 33 |
| #36 | ridiculous sunglasses | 2 |
| #5 | ridiculously huge sword | 17,790 |
| #5 | right bear arm | 1 |
| #202 | rigid carapace | 17 |
| #28 | roasted marshmallow | 1,300 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #599 | robotronic egg | 47 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #4 | rocky road ice cream | 33 |
| #293 | rogue swarmer | 92 |
| #46 | rose | 543 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #8 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 248 |
| #9 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 256 |
| #7 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 248 |
| #9 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 253 |
| #18 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1099 | sawblade fragment | 46 |
| #55 | scissor duck | 2 |
| #80 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #4 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 6,586 |
| #9 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 6,644 |
| #11 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 6,555 |
| #5 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 6,621 |
| #5 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 6,496 |
| #6 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 6,557 |
| #12 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 666 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #77 | set of jacks | 2 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #21 | shard of double-ice | 4,640 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 3 |
| #5 | silent T | 30 |
| #171 | silver shotgun shell | 2 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #17 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1,337 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #205 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #26 | sleazy bindle | 14 |
| #28 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #397 | sleeping stocking | 7 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #165 | slimy alveolus | 3 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #14 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 14,650 |
| #4 | soggy used band-aid | 629 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #172 | sorority brain | 9 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #25 | soy cordial | 11 |
| #11 | spade necklace | 253 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #31 | spectral pickle | 764 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #49 | spooky bindle | 12 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #831 | spooky sap | 5 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #62 | squirming egg sac | 212 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #32 | stapler bear | 3 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #12 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 2,991 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #391 | stone of eXtreme power | 25 |
| #68 | strange cube | 25 |
| #12 | strange helix fossil | 6 |
| #40 | strawberry supersucker | 22 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #22 | stress ball | 42 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #22 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 714 |
| #11 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1,253 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #11 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1,336 |
| #25 | stuffed Meat | 729 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #15 | stuffed angry cow | 1,291 |
| #19 | stuffed astral badger | 1,299 |
| #19 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1,316 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #19 | stuffed cocoabo | 1,323 |
| #29 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 262 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #18 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1,323 |
| #17 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1,310 |
| #109 | stuffed gray blob | 391 |
| #17 | stuffed hand turkey | 1,289 |
| #26 | stuffed martini | 279 |
| #17 | stuffed mind flayer | 1,276 |
| #27 | stuffed mink | 729 |
| #23 | stuffed monocle | 748 |
| #19 | stuffed scary death orb | 1,326 |
| #16 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1,338 |
| #16 | stuffed snowy owl | 1,330 |
| #17 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1,276 |
| #11 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1,265 |
| #21 | stuffed teddy butler | 690 |
| #27 | stuffed tin of caviar | 679 |
| #17 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1,343 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #10 | stylish swimsuit | 674 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #50 | sucker scaffold | 174 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥉 | sugar shank | 921 |
| 🥉 | sugar sheet | 11,887 |
| #123 | superheated fudge | 36 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #814 | teddy borg | 9 |
| #20 | thermos of brew | 14 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #254 | throwing bone | 3 |
| #1221 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #13 | time shuriken | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #26 | tiny house | 12,792 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #66 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 90 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 41 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 84 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 66 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 15 |
| #191 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 12 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 41 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 5 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 5 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 89 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 48 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 58 |
| #109 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 9 |
| #87 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 5 |
| #124 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 29 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 220 |
| #59 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 5 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 25 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 27 |
| #360 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 26 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 5 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 5 |
| #96 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 5 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 5 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 5 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 27 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Felonia | 66 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 5 |
| #56 | tiny plastic G Imp | 83 |
| #41 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 5 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 5 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 86 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 96 |
| #134 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 29 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Hellion | 91 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 85 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #48 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 4 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 69 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 89 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 98 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 97 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 85 |
| #22 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 5 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Krampus | 5 |
| #186 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 6 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 4 |
| #192 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 5 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 35 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 89 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 91 |
| #67 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 26 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 5 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 29 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 82 |
| #68 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 79 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 5 |
| #48 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 65 |
| #51 | tiny plastic The Man | 58 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Toybot | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 83 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #58 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 5 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 17 |
| #58 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 92 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 5 |
| #64 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 5 |
| #323 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #22 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 5 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #56 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 107 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #230 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 19 |
| #24 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 5 |
| #60 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 88 |
| #62 | tiny plastic animelf | 5 |
| #70 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 77 |
| #51 | tiny plastic astronomer | 108 |
| #770 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #19 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 5 |
| #611 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 27 |
| #87 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 38 |
| #49 | tiny plastic beanbat | 103 |
| #100 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 35 |
| #111 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 32 |
| #89 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 38 |
| #36 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 50 |
| #72 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 47 |
| #179 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 23 |
| #826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #61 | tiny plastic blooper | 76 |
| #67 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 78 |
| #79 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 71 |
| #127 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 30 |
| #128 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 28 |
| #127 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 29 |
| #170 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #581 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 28 |
| #52 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 5 |
| #55 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 59 |
| #53 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 95 |
| #55 | tiny plastic demoninja | 104 |
| #307 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 13 |
| #47 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 109 |
| #23 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 5 |
| #190 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 5 |
| #87 | tiny plastic fax machine | 5 |
| #51 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 88 |
| #55 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 102 |
| #99 | tiny plastic fire servant | 20 |
| #71 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 75 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #54 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 95 |
| #533 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 30 |
| #681 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 25 |
| #613 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #64 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 87 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #69 | tiny plastic goth giant | 87 |
| #586 | tiny plastic grue | 28 |
| #50 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 99 |
| #31 | tiny plastic hermit | 58 |
| #80 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 5 |
| #771 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 23 |
| #124 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 30 |
| #496 | tiny plastic killer bee | 32 |
| #62 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 88 |
| #586 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #61 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 77 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic moneybee | 37 |
| #676 | tiny plastic mosquito | 25 |
| #128 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 29 |
| #203 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 89 |
| #679 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 7 |
| #132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 15 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 23 |
| #51 | tiny plastic sauceror | 55 |
| #67 | tiny plastic scary clown | 88 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #20 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 5 |
| #55 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 97 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #51 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 104 |
| #89 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 21 |
| #57 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 92 |
| #576 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 28 |
| #90 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 65 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #495 | tiny plastic star starfish | 32 |
| #109 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 5 |
| #171 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 5 |
| #422 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 22 |
| #63 | tiny plastic taco cat | 92 |
| #61 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #126 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 16 |
| #68 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 73 |
| #57 | tiny plastic trollipop | 5 |
| #527 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 9 |
| #73 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 81 |
| #41 | tiny plastic warbear | 5 |
| #44 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 4 |
| #40 | tiny plastic warwelf | 103 |
| #62 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 89 |
| #45 | tiny plastic zmobie | 91 |
| #55 | toasted brie | 2 |
| #5 | tobiko marble soda | 771 |
| #11 | tobiko pocky | 42 |
| #15 | tobiko-infused sake | 42 |
| #10 | tofurkey gravy | 622 |
| #8 | tofurkey leg | 617 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #66 | too legit potion | 1 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #542 | top | 9 |
| #591 | tourmalime | 7 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #265 | toy hoverpad | 71 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #44 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 20 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #85 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #222 | twitching claw | 16 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #115 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #15 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #8 | uniclops egg | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #20 | unoccupied sheep suit | 2 |
| #21 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #16 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| #20 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1,337 |
| #30 | unstable DNA | 1,329 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #119 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 35 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #51 | wad of slimy rags | 27 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #135 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 51 |
| #191 | warbear battery | 15 |
| #172 | warbear bearserker potion | 6 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #62 | warbear helm fragment | 92 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #78 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 15 |
| #296 | warbear metalworking primer | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #209 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
| #300 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 3 |
| #370 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 2 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #91 | warbear trouser fragment | 74 |
| #121 | warbear whosit | 1,841 |
| 🥉 | wasabi marble soda | 682 |
| #13 | wasabi pocky | 42 |
| #17 | wasabi-infused sake | 42 |
| #4 | water purification pills | 5,192 |
| #5 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 675 |
| #82 | whisker pencil | 93 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| 🥉 | willyweed | 796 |
| #25 | wind-up meatcar | 491 |
| #6 | wind-up spider | 776 |
| #58 | witch hat | 11 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #51 | yule pup | 3 |