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RankItemQuantity
#10"DRINK ME" potion4,765
🥈'Villa' document1
🥉37x37x37 puzzle cube1,361
#924:20 bomb1
#32A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes25
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#38A Guide to Burning Leaves2
#373A. W. O. L. commendation15
#150Alice's Army Alchemist5
#118Alice's Army Bowman5
#115Alice's Army Cleric5
#113Alice's Army Coward5
#55Alice's Army Dervish5
#72Alice's Army Foil Alchemist1
#39Alice's Army Foil Bowman1
#37Alice's Army Foil Cleric1
#37Alice's Army Foil Coward1
#11Alice's Army Foil Dervish1
#59Alice's Army Foil Guard1
#66Alice's Army Foil Halberder1
#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
#66Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber1
#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
#61Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#66Alice's Army Foil Nurse1
#60Alice's Army Foil Page1
#57Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden1
#15Alice's Army Foil Sniper1
#62Alice's Army Foil Spearsman1
#64Alice's Army Foil Swordsman1
#60Alice's Army Foil Wallman1
🥇Alice's Army Foil tattoo2
#147Alice's Army Guard5
#148Alice's Army Halberder5
#114Alice's Army Hammerman5
#111Alice's Army Horseman5
#116Alice's Army Lanceman5
#152Alice's Army Mad Bomber5
#61Alice's Army Martyr5
#149Alice's Army Ninja5
#155Alice's Army Nurse5
#142Alice's Army Page5
#148Alice's Army Shieldmaiden5
#59Alice's Army Sniper5
#142Alice's Army Spearsman5
#144Alice's Army Swordsman5
#146Alice's Army Wallman5
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#171Asleep in the Cemetery8
#48Atomic Comic6
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#176BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt5
#125BGE merchandise order form33
#189BGE pocket calendar4
#898BGE shotglass6
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#110BRAINS shorts12
#155BRICKO brick1,768
#74BRICKO bulwark1
#54BRICKO eye brick1,689
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#40BRICKO reactor19
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#272Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler10
#13Bastille Battalion control rig crate2
#80Batfellow comic1
#34Beach Comb Box1
#101Beignet Milgranet1
#22Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog1
#270Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook4
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#13Black and White Apron Enrollment Form3
#121Blizzards I Have Died In6
#168Blood Light26
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#344Bone's Farm "wine"5
#95Bordeaux Marteaux1
#34Boxing Day care package1
#68Bright Water1
#36Brimstone Chicken Sandwich666
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#379Bulky Buddy Box8
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#250CRIMBCO lanyard2
#465CRIMBCO scrip543
#72CRIMBCOIDS mints25
#117CRIMBCOLOAF18
🥈CSA all-purpose soap5,180
🥈CSA bravery badge5,113
🥈CSA cheerfulness ration5,280
#5CSA discount card5,246
🥈CSA fire-starting kit3,672
#6CSA obedience grenade5,319
🥈CSA scoutmaster's "water"5,246
#46Camp Scout backpack1
#4Camp Scout pup tent5,219
#50Carol of the Bulls3
#49Carol of the Hells3
#51Carol of the Thrills3
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#53Chester's bag of candy2
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#5Clan Carnival Game1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#100Cloaca Cola Polar20
#23Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium1
#8Corpse Island iced tea331
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#82Crimbeau de toilette3
#26Crimbo Candy Cookbook108
#38Crimbo candied pecan1,047
#80Crimbo candle3
#37Crimbo fudge1,041
#33Crimbo peppermint bark1,013
#39Crimbo tattoo kit3
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#42Crimbolex watch3
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#307Crimbonium fuel rod2
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#97Crimbot battery19
#96Crimbot schematic: Big Head55
#150Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel3
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#154Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter2
#93Crimbot schematic: Crab Core5
#100Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso5
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#152Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun3
#134Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs3
#118Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads4
#106Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs49
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#120Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite4
#81Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise64
#101Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis16
#179Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder2
#111Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module4
#93Crimbot schematic: Power Arm57
#152Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler3
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#129Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker12
#69Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun75
#116Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet13
#77Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis67
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#103Crimboysters Rockefeller3
#2942Crimbuck4
#51Crown of Thrones1
#25Dark Jill-of-All-Trades3
#30Distant Woods Getaway Brochure1
#34Double Bacon Beelzeburger666
#92Earring of Fire1
#225Ecto-Cooler5
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#108FDKOL commendation7,013
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#53Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit1
🥇French slippers1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
#65Frosty's carrot2
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#77Frosty's old silk hat2
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#41Go-Wassail511
#16God Lobster Egg2
#12Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog1
#17Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#19Guzzlr application1
#457Haunted Sorority House staff guide4
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#108Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration9
#17Jack-in-the-box149
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#34January's Garbage Tote (unopened)1
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
#27Jumbo Dr. Lucifer666
#19Kissin' Cousins14
#5KoL Con 13 snowglobe1
#30Kramco Industries packing carton1
🥈LARP membership card1
#22LI-11 Motor Pool voucher1
🥇LWA ring1
#66Lars the Cyberian5
#79Let Me Be!11
#14Li'l Businessman Kit43
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#35Lord of the Flies-sized fries666
#14Loudmouth Larry Lamprey3,000
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#22Manual of Numberology1
#71Maxing, Relaxing9
#23MayDayâ„¢ contract2
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#7McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade746
#90Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses27
#84Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1,337
#6Microplushie: Bropane512
#6Microplushie: Dorkonide187
#6Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid213
#6Microplushie: Fauxnerditide117
#6Microplushie: Gothochondria444
#5Microplushie: Hippylase567
#8Microplushie: Hipsterine69
#7Microplushie: Hobomosome290
#6Microplushie: Otakulone629
#6Microplushie: Raverdrine341
#7Microplushie: Sororitrate454
#133Mini-Crimbot crate1
#106Miniborg beeper5
#87Miniborg hiveminder5
#105Miniborg laser5
#117Miniborg stomper5
#109Miniborg strangler5
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#11Monstar energy beverage1,337
#103Morto Moreto1
🥇Mountain Stream soda1,055,728
#11Mr. Haggis388
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#91Muschat1
#65NPZR chemistry set100
#53Neverending Party invitation envelope1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#95Nightstalker perfume31
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#6Nuclear Blastball743
#40Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork2
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#48Oscus's dumpster waders2
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#13Our Daily Candlesâ„¢ order form2
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#26Pantsgiving1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#40PirateRealm membership packet1
#30Pocket Guide to Mild Evil5
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#27Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them1
#9Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip103
#8Pokëmann figurine: Duck78
#5Pokëmann figurine: Frank40
#9Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump60
#10Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking62
#8Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan70
#8Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap105
#8Pokëmann figurine: Moog36
#7Pokëmann figurine: Nothing61
#9Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu105
#8Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth32
#10Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf83
#8Pokëmann figurine: Twitter99
#8Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite91
#12Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth87
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#63Putrid Pendant1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#50Red Pill7
#18Red Rover BB gun145
#6Retrospecs try-at-home kit2
#100Ring of Fire1
#100Ring of the Sewer Snake1
#17Rock Garden Guide3
#23S.I.T. Course Voucher3
#224Schrödinger's thermos100
#21Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque2
🥇Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#67Sensual Massage for Creeps11
#118Silver Bullet beer20
#20Snow Suit1
#42SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#101Summer Nights8
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#69Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro283
#73Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita257
#23Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier9
#66Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco291
#54Tales from the Fireside10
#669Tales of a Kansas Toymaker3
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#98Temps Tempranillo1
#37The Art of Slapfighting25
#48The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones25
#46The Bomb4
#287The Cooler Out of Space9
#633The Joy of Wassailing4
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#8The Necbromancer's Shorts2
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#85The Necbronomicon3
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#10The Nuge's favorite crossbow1
#101The Ring1
#208The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#15Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag492
#18Thor's Pliers1
#574Tiki lighter1
#1166Time Juice4
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥈Time-Spinner1
#5Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir5
#129Travels with Jerry7
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#147Twelve Night Energy1
#26Twitching Television Tattoo2
#90Ultrasoldier Serum15
#33Unagnimated Gnome1
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#46Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide494
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#50Uncle Romulus25
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#25Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper1
#71Unspeakable Earring1
#98Ur-Donut1
#110Valentine543
#203Wand of Oscus1
#217Wolfman Nardz7
#191Workytime Tea11
#10Xi Receiver Unit1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#15Yorick3
#10Zeâ„¢ goggles669
#51Zombo's grievous greaves2
#187Zombo's shield1
#23Zombo's skull ring2
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#88Zu Mannkäse Dienen24
#15actual reality goggles376
#6airblaster gun699
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#464ancient unspeakable fruitcake12
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#281antique 8-Bit Power magazine5
#290antique bottle opener3
#343antique painting of a landscape2
#151antique pair of blue jeans5
#933antique record album1
#152antique souvenir drawing5
#86arse-a'fire elixir2
#451aspirin2
#28baby camelCalf1
#36baby chest mimic3
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#6bag of GORF5,218
#5bag of GORP5,273
#23bag of Iunion stones1
🥉bag of QWOP5,222
#141bag of bones8
#14bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts2
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#47banana supersucker22
#400bananagate15
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#4basking robin1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1062battered Crimbo Crate5
#36bed of coals12
#85beholed bedsheet8
#30bejeweled cufflinks99
#123belemnite candy mold1
#255bell-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#702bindlestocking1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#113bite-me-red lipstick162
#75black BRICKO brick1
#9black snowcone209
#156black spot5
#14black-and-blue light3,005
#63blammer1
#246blank fudge mold1
#152blind-packed capsule toy100
#158blob-shaped Crimbo cookie35
#46blood flower346
#13blue plasma ball3,006
#15blue raspberry troll doll4
🥈blue ribbon1
#8blue snowcone2,519
🥈blue traffic cone1
#137blue tulip1
#69blunt cat claw1
#56blunt icepick1
#70bobcat grenade1
#537bone chips20
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#42book of facts3
#52boozebomb1
#980borg sock monkey1
#126borrowed time3
#101bottle of Blank-Out170
#95bottle of Crimbognac3
#35bottle of bubbles499
#81bottle of fire300
#15bottled Vampire Vintner2
#141bow staff1
#146bowl of fishysoisse6
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#27box o' ghosts1
#106box of Familiar Jacks2
#74box of hammers1
#27boxed Apriling band helmet3
#30boxed Mayam Calendar3
#22boxed Sept-Ember Censer3
#27boxed august scepter3
#13boxed autumn-aton3
#28boxed bat wings3
#22breaded beer13
#128breakfast mess26
#105breakfast miracle2
#49broken BRICKO brick7
#67broken clock1
#56broken glass grenade1
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#39bubble-wrap simulator50
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#161bucket of wine1
#220buckyball25
#228burrowgrub hive1
#319can of Binarrrca32
#80can of CRIMBCOLA22
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#8can of Red Minotaur1,337
#15can of V-1114
#212can of fake snow2
#6can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce589
#37candied bolts20
#27candied nuts30
#9candied yams620
#595candy cane61
#152candy kneecapping stick12
#99candy knuckles17
#447candy stake13
#16canteen of wine550
#14card sleeve1
🥉cardboard katana2,419
🥈cardboard wakizashi9,847
#142cement sandals6
#229chainsaw chain2
#91cheap elven gloves33
#14cheap studded belt3,070
#89cheezburger1
#44choco-Crimbot115
#488chocolate cigar2
#70chocolate frosted sugar bomb1
#345chocolate-covered scarab beetle5
#84chunk of depleted Grimacite116
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#124circular CRIMBCOOKIE10
#7clan underground fireworks shop1
#56clock-cleaning hammer1
#24closed-circuit phone system3
#7club necklace259
#122cold-filtered water1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#63colorful plastic ball1,500
#44combat lover's locket lockbox1
#37comfy coffin17
#1056computronic processing unit1
#131concentrated garbage juice6
#5confusing LED clock1,303
#91container of Spooky Putty1
🥉control crystal1
#64cool cat claw1
#63cool cat elixir1
#71cool jelly donut1
#49corked genie bottle1
#8corpse on the beach302
#9corpsedriver287
#8corpsetini339
#64corrupted data374
#25cranberry schnapps11
#104crystal skull1
#262crystallized memory1
#33cursed monkey glove3
#80cursed scrunchie16
#919cyborg doll1
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#314cylindrical mold1
#145d101
#6d1233,855
#5d2034,735
#107d41
🥉d634,779
#5d834,664
#95deadly lampshade9
#20deed to Oliver's Place4
#629delicious salad55
#189deluxe fax machine2
#9dense meat stack3,133,337
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#40depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#98depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick4
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#28designer handbag45
#11designer sweatpants (new old stock)4
#13detective school application1
#61dethklok1
#7diamond necklace275
#97dog ointment1
#441doll house11
#625dollhive11
#7dope gangsta bling-bling1,337
#23drop of water-371,058
#78drum of pomade17
🥇dungeon dragon chest5,941
#1050dusty Crimbo crate5
#504effluvious emerald1
#355eggnog48
#109electrical thingamabob143
#10elf sleeper agent1
#8elven limbos gingerbread550
#950elven cellocello21
#10elven moonshine550
#194elven socks21
#831elven suicide capsule22
#77elven whittling knife2
#23emotion chip1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#1285evil teddy bear7
#171extra-see-thru nightie3
#179extremely skinny jeans5
#1008fake plastic grass1
#397fancy but probably evil chocolate15
#70fancy canapés6
#211fancy chocolate12
#73fancy chocolate car35
#1418fancy dress ball5
#12fancy opera glasses122
#110festive holiday hat30
#59fiery wing160
#86filigreed hamethyst earring1
#82filigreed hamethyst necklace1
#106filigreed hamethyst ring1
#99filth-encrusted futon7
#39fire axe1
#82fireman's helmet1
🥈fish juice box745
#31fist turkey outline1
#26flamin' bindle14
#21flapper floppers1
#59flat cider1
#10flavored foot massage oil3,104
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#296floaty sand60
#59fluid of fudge-finding7
#44fluorescent lightbulb2
#8foam dart3,035
#20foot-long hot daub1
#67forbidden danish1
#88forbidden sausage3
#72freezin' bindle7
#13fresh can of paint2
#151frigid air mattress5
#619frigid fudgepuck2
#91frosty halo1
#65frozen danish1
#587fruitcake38
🥉fudge bunny134
#197fudge cube1
#114fudge lily62
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#63fudgecule44,057
#34fudgecycle6
#137funhouse mirror7
#78furry halo1
#24garish pinky ring104
#144ghost protocol5
#187ghost trap8
#157ghostly body paint34
#14giant designer sunglasses131
#35giant glass of brandy11
#234gift-a-pult2
🥈gilded BRICKO brick11
#552gingerbread bugbear43
#325gingerbread horror16
#307gingerbread house2
#196gingerbread mutant bugbear16
#23gingerbread robot22
#73ginormous pumpkin5
#65glacial clock1
#383glacial sapphire1
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#132glow-in-the-dark wristwatch2
#692golden ring40
#33grape troll doll2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#80graveyard snowglobe1
#90gray bow tie56
#16green BRICKO brick13
#4green snowcone2,284
🥈green traffic cone1
#36grey gosling1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#68gummi bowtie1
#104gummi trilobite2
#23gumshoes1
#161gyroscope18
#5haggis socks716
#4haggis-infused soap1,343
#8haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis789
#2400hamethyst1
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#47hammerus1
🥇hand of Mr. Cards1
#86handful of numbers4
#105handmade hobby horse2
#133hardened slime belt1
#78hardened slime hat2
#143hardened slime pants1
#9heart necklace258
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#6herbal stuffing610
#335herringcello35
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#302hobo nickel991
#51holy bomb, batman2
#5home robotics kit776
#5hopeful candle1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#79huge pumpkin5
#39iFlail1
#535iGoogly35
#27iShield1
#1919immense cyborg hand2
#30in-the-box spring shoes3
#24intriguing puzzle box10
#144invisible bag6
#73invisible potion2
#1061iron pasta spoon2
#180irradiated candy cane19
#9jabañero pepper6,666
🥉jabañero-flavored chewing gum29,517
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#108jar of squeeze8
#80jawbruiser23
#46jerky coins510
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#41jingle bell1
#9kerosene-soaked skip1
#1493killing feather32
#1688kite2
#15kitten burglar2
#1184kneecapping stick5
#206knuckle sandwich116
🥇kobold treasure hoard307
#556kumquartz8
#19kumquat supersucker128
#737laser-broiled pear12
#37latte lovers club card1
🥉left bear arm1
#97leftover Crimbo rations2
#288lewd playing card9
#131licorice garrote13
#83licorice root95
#6lime supersucker244
#105little box of fireworks1
#836live wire1
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