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#6"DEBBIE" tattoo kit1
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
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#114"meat" stick1
#1391,970 carat gold1
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#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
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#531337 scroll1
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#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#26264067 scroll1
🥉64735 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
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#14867-ball1
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#94Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
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#69Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#65Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury1
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#62Artist's Whisk of Misery1
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#31Beefy Crunch Pastaco1
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
#22Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
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#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#773Black No. 21
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#255Bohemian rhapsody1
#41Boletus Broletus mushroom1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#24Boosty Juice1
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
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#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#134Boulevardier cocktail1
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#34Boxing Day care package1
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#80Breakfast Blast wine cooler1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#5Brogre brolo shirt1
#4Brogre brorts1
#4Brogre bucket hat1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#15Buttery Boy1
🥈Byte1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
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#85Can-Can skirt1
#18Cantelope1
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#105Carol of the Hells1
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#188Cerebral Culottes1
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#16Ched1
#194Cheer-Up soda1
#444Cherry Cloaca Cola1
#71Cherrytastrophe wine cooler1
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
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#43Chubby and Plump bar1
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#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#172Coinspiracy1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#9Cold Fang1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
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#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#36Cool Brunch Pastaco1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#188Cosmic Calorie1
#115Cracklin' Oat Bran1
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#44Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit1
#43Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit1
#673Crimbo Credit1
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#426Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#161Crimbo candle1
#18Crimbo dog sweater1
#12Crimbo hat1
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#8Crimbo pants1
#754Crimbo pie1
#531Crimbo salad1
🥈Crimbo smile1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#16Crimbo stockings1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#11Crimbo sword1
#83Crimbo tattoo kit1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
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#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#361Crimbonium fuel rod1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#268Crimbot battery1
#471Crimbot schematic: Big Head1
#243Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#210Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher1
#15Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper1
#38Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw1
#210Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter1
#224Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder1
#259Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#245Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#244Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#246Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#259Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
#211Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#205Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads1
#474Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs1
#247Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#26Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack1
#16Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler2
#219Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite1
#460Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise1
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#244Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#218Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module1
#459Crimbot schematic: Power Arm1
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#216Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head1
#24Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#472Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun1
#366Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet1
#462Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis1
#253Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#39Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower1
#23Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#179Crimboysters Rockefeller1
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#17Cycloney1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#48Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually1
#46Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting1
#44Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested1
#46Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master1
#51Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart1
#46Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose1
#46Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week1
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#95Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe1
#33Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce1
#443Diet Cloaca Cola1
#14Dinsey Maintenance Manual1
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#22Dinsey face paint1
#31Dinsey food-cone1
#8Dinsey tattoo kit1
#13Dinsey's brain1
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
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#9Dinsey's pizza cutter1
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#55Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1
#36Doc's Limbering Wine1
#24Doc's Medical-Grade Wine1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#36Doc's Smartifying Wine1
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#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#11Dressage1
#38Driplet1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#99El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
#160El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
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#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#89El Vibrato restraints1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#470Elmley shades1
#1165Ent cider1
#29Extrovermectinâ„¢1
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#102Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square1
#245Fantasma en la Máquina1
#15Faux1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#38Fettris1
#1688Feynman gate1
#41Five Second Energyâ„¢1
#13Flan1
#75Former Sheriff Dan's tin star1
#53Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#49French bronilla brogurt1
#67Frigid Northern Beans1
#214Frogade1
#62Frown Exerciser1
#446Fudge Fiber Armor Plating1
#72Fun-Guy spore1
#167FunFundsâ„¢1
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#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
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#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#12Ghiaccio Colada1
#13Ghosprey1
#60Ghost Dog Chow1
🥇Ginsu™1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
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#15Globmule1
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#725Gnollish plunger1
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#31God Lobster Egg1
#94Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey1
#14Golden Kokomo Resort Chip1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#15Gorillape1
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
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#1440Green Clover of Justice1
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#40Guzzlr cocktail set1
#36Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom1
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#41Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans1
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#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#26Helvella Haemophilia mushroom1
#40Highest Bitter1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#5History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX1
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#22Homebodylâ„¢1
#110Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope1
#126How to Avoid Scams1
#169How to Play Othello1
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#79Ice Island Long Tea1
#119Iceberglar scarf1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
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#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#42Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#42Jungle Juice1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
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#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
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#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
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#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#190Knob Goblin nasal spray1
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#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#315Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#822Knob mushroom1
#646Knob sausage1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
🥇KoL Con 3-D Glasses1
🥉KoL Con IV Pole1
#28Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil1
#71Kokomo Resort Chip1
#51Kokomo Resort Order Pad1
#61Kokomo Resort Pass1
#669LED block1
#62LOLmec statuette1
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#241La Fantasma y La Oscuridad1
#17Lava Miner's Daughter1
#12LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing1
#61Lavalos's shell1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#24Lemonade-2351
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#14Lepardner1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
🥇Living to Drink, Drinking to Live1
#525Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#1200M-2421
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#44March hat1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
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#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#44Mark III Steam-Hat1
#43Mark IV Steam-Hat1
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#26Mayodiol1
#28Mayoflex1
#32Mayonex1
#24Mayostat1
#23Mayozapine1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#148Meat maid body1
#62Meat-inflating powder1
#15Mechamelion1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
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#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
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#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#91Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey1
#133Mini-Crimbot crate1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#391Misty Cape1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#43Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas1
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#591Monstar energy beverage1
#120Moonds1
#15Morphan1
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#171Mr. Balloon1
#104Mr. Cheeng's spectacles1
#248Mr. Haggis1
#103Mt. McLargeHuge oyster1
#182Mylar balloon1
#158ND1
#374NG1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#67Neverending Party favor1
#46Neverending Party guest pass1
#53Neverending Party invitation envelope1
#100New Age healing crystal1
#59New Age hurting crystal1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#16Nog-on-the-Cob1
#16Non-Euclidean Finance1
#6Now You're Cooking With Grease1
#742Now and Earlier1
#21Nursine1
#232O'RLY manual1
#37Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom1
#17Oppossum1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#119Othello's dagger1
#99Othello's handkerchief1
#96Othello's military jacket1
#612PADL Phone1
🥇PARTY HARD T-shirt1
#80PB&J with the crusts cut off1
#22Pack of Every Card1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
🥇Party Planning on a Budget1
🥇Party Tattoo™ gift certificate1
#60Party-in-a-Canâ„¢1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#31Pastaco shell1
#15Peaclock1
#89Pecos Dave's sixgun1
#13Peek-a-Boo!1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#56Pener's drumstick1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
#15Pimpsqueak1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#13PirateRealm guest pass1
#40PirateRealm membership packet1
#14PirateRealm party hat1
#45Poké-Gro fertilizer1
#173Polysniff Perfume1
#67Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans1
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#6Professor of Spelunkology1
#16Psycho From The Heat1
#14Puffstone cigar1
#84Purple Beast energy drink1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#32Quaatoradeâ„¢1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#72Radberry Rip wine cooler1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#8Red Roger tattoo kit1
#34Red Roger's red left foot1
#39Red Roger's red left hand1
#32Red Roger's red right foot1
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#423Regular Cloaca Cola1
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#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#234Rompedores de Fantasmas1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#47SMOOCH bottlecap1
#15SMOOCH bracers1
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#10SMOOCH spaulders1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#112Sacramento wine1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#26Satan hat1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#15Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill1
#16Sequestrian1
#12Shantixâ„¢1
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
#68Shrubble Bubble1
#471Sinful Desires1
#11Sister Accessory1
#11Site Alpha ID badge1
#12Sledgehamster1
#4Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#14Sourfinger1
#4Space Baby bawbaw1
#34Space Baby children's book1
#13Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook1
#183Space Tourist Phaser1
#254Space Tours Tripple1
#5Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit1
#65Spacegate Research1
#15Spacegate access badge1
#7Spacegate diplomat's insignia1
#11Spacegate emergency disintegrator1
#6Spacegate military insignia1
#12Spacegate scientist's insignia1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#41Spant eggs1
#57Spechunky bar1
#24Specialâ„¢ Sauce1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
#17Spelunker's Guild prize sack1
🥇Spelunker's fedora1
🥇Spelunker's khakis1
🥇Spelunker's whip1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#7Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"1
#4Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon1
#209Squat-Thrust Magazine1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#8Staff of Frozen Lard1
#6Staff of the Peppermint Twist1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#644Steal This Candy1
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#14Stembridge sidearm1
#32Stemonitis Staticus mushroom1
#15Straypler1
#669Sugar Cog1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#736Supernova Champagne1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#65TRIO cup of beer1
#41Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco1
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Wow, that's 3,780 items total!

what items are this player missing?