| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #233 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #5 | 31337 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| 🥉 | 64735 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #69 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #82 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #296 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #16 | Barney's rake | 15 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #186 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #29 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #15 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #194 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #46 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #165 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #172 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracyâ„¢ mascara | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 2 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #51 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #36 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #38 | Driplet | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #29 | Extrovermectinâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #41 | Five Second Energyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #167 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #12 | Ghiaccio Colada | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #60 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #94 | Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #207 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #52 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #40 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #22 | Homebodylâ„¢ | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Healthâ„¢ Magazine | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #28 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCoâ„¢ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #24 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| 🥇 | Living to Drink, Drinking to Live | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #32 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #23 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #193 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #75 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #119 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #96 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Planning on a Budget | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #60 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #45 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #84 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #32 | Quaatoradeâ„¢ | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #8 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's skull | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #86 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #112 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #12 | Shantixâ„¢ | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #14 | Sourfinger | 1 |
| #4 | Space Baby bawbaw | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #5 | Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #57 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #24 | Specialâ„¢ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #14 | Steamboat | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #41 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #35 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #95 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #48 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #71 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #133 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #35 | Yoloâ„¢ chocolates | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | a bug's lymph | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #72 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #6 | airplane tattoo | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #48 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #52 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #10 | alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #22 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #10 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #86 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #70 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #59 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #35 | basic meat foon | 2 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #116 | batarang | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #37 | battery-powered drill | 1 |
| #71 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #62 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #66 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #13 | bazooka cozy | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #69 | bear claw | 1 |
| #81 | beard incense | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #78 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #12 | beggin' cologne | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #60 | bellhop's hat | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #7 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #78 | black mana | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #20 | blue lava globs | 1 |
| #90 | blue mana | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #113 | blue potion | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #60 | body spradium | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #20 | boot flask | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #116 | bottle of Red-Out | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of dark rhum | 1 |
| #23 | bottle of extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #156 | bottle of wine | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #70 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #169 | bowl of rye sprouts | 1 |
| #42 | bowl of topioca | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1784 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #99 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #42 | brass abacus | 1 |
| #28 | brass bung spigot | 1 |
| #226 | brass gear | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #277 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| #36 | breadwand | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #44 | broberry brogurt | 1 |
| #40 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #74 | broken high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #22 | bronze | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #97 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #141 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #137 | brown paper pants | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #294 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #92 | bubblegum heart | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #423 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | bucket of fish juice | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #87 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #16 | bulky free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #77 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #50 | buzzard feather | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #40 | candied almond | 1 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #858 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #44 | candy carrot | 1 |
| #42 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #45 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #233 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #15 | candy stick | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #8 | capped blue lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped green lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #85 | captured boozles | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #55 | carrot juice | 1 |
| #76 | carrot nose | 1 |
| #96 | carton of gaspers | 1 |
| #129 | carton of snake milk | 1 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #24 | celestial au jus | 1 |
| #36 | celestial carrot juice | 1 |
| #30 | celestial olive oil | 1 |
| #30 | celestial squid ink | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #100 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #38 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #81 | child-sized dracula cloak | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #198 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #24 | chocolate rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #164 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #124 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #204 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #31 | cocoa of youth | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #19 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien plant sample | 1 |
| #12 | complex alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #195 | concentrated fish broth | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #257 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #126 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #75 | cool spore pod | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #66 | cosmetic football | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #47 | cow poker | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #130 | crêepy mask | 1 |
| #18 | crabsicle | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #216 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #269 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #126 | crayon shavings | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #200 | creepy ginger ale | 1 |
| #103 | creepy nursery rhyme | 1 |
| #99 | crident | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #70 | crudles | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #20 | crystalline light bulb | 1 |
| #27 | crystalline reamer | 1 |
| #113 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #45 | cuddly teddy bear | 1 |
| #47 | cuppa Activi tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Alacri tea | 1 |
| #45 | cuppa Boo tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Chari tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Craft tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Cruel tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 1 |
| #36 | cuppa Feroci tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Frost tea | 1 |
| #44 | cuppa Gill tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Improprie tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Insani tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 1 |
| #39 | cuppa Loyal tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Mana tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Nas tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Net tea | 1 |
| #42 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Physicali tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Proprie tea | 1 |
| #74 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #37 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 1 |
| #58 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 1 |
| #43 | cuppa Toast tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Twen tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 1 |
| #40 | cuppa Vitali tea | 1 |
| #48 | cuppa Voraci tea | 1 |
| #41 | cuppa Wit tea | 1 |
| #38 | cuppa Yet tea | 1 |
| #22 | custom sixgun | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #664 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #68 | delicious candy | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #43 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #45 | demon makeup kit | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #28 | demonic cow's blood | 1 |
| #113 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #65 | denim jacket | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #59 | devil hair pasta | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #74 | devil-summoning hat | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #73 | dirty rigging rope | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #35 | disco biscuit | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #108 | disposable lighter | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #509 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #508 | divine can of silly string | 2 |
| #523 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #410 | divine champagne popper | 2 |
| #428 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #503 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #535 | donated booze | 1 |
| #526 | donated candy | 1 |
| #526 | donated food | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #59 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #134 | dress pants | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #85 | drinks tray | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #13 | drippy caviar | 1 |
| #22 | drippy nugget | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #14 | drippy stake | 1 |
| #131 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #19 | drug cocktail sauce | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #138 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #72 | dusty barrel | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #426 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #163 | ear poison | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #124 | ectoplasmic orbs | 1 |
| #60 | edible alien plant bit | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #265 | eggwater | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #151 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #81 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #20 | empty lava bottle | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #79 | exotic travel brochure | 1 |
| #113 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #62 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #163 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #109 | extra-strength red potion | 1 |
| #67 | extremely wet T-shirt | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #76 | eyebrow lifter | 1 |
| #191 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #13 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #114 | fancy blue potion | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #10 | fascinating alien plant sample | 1 |
| #6 | fascinating alien zoological sample | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #10 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #117 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #388 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #769 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #118 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #98 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #134 | fireball | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #69 | firemilk | 1 |
| #42 | fireproof megaphone | 1 |
| #39 | first-aid pouch | 1 |
| #24 | fish sauce | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #78 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
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| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
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| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
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| #42 | hibiscus petal | 1 |
| #283 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
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| #63 | homeopathic mint tea | 1 |
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| #25 | human musk | 1 |
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| #140 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
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| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #39 | ice wine | 1 |
| #57 | ice-cold Cloaca Zero | 1 |
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| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #29 | iceberg lettuce | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #59 | iced plum wine | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #111 | icy hairspray | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
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| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #15 | industrial lubricant | 1 |
| #13 | industrial strength anti-fungal spray | 1 |
| #9 | inert sludgepuppy | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #12 | inflatable LT&T telegraph office | 1 |
| #30 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #14 | insulated gold wire | 1 |
| #156 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #93 | invisibility cream | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #39 | iron helmet | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #97 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #47 | jangly bracelet | 1 |
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| #55 | janitor sponge | 1 |
| #83 | janitor's mop | 1 |
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| #120 | jaunty feather | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #118 | jazzy cigarette holder | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #64 | jingling spore pod | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #83 | jumping horseradish | 1 |
| #184 | juniper berries | 1 |
| #81 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #20 | khaki duffel bag | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #195 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #59 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #51 | lava cake | 1 |
| #59 | lava-proof pants | 1 |
| #75 | lavawater | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
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| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
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| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | leftover canapés | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
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| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
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| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
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| #69 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
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| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #54 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
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| #47 | lion musk | 1 |
| #222 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
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| #15 | liquid rhinestones | 1 |
| #62 | little deuce cape | 1 |
| #87 | little firkin | 1 |
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| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
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| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #64 | long-forgotten necklace | 1 |
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| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #103 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
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| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #77 | mana-coated yams | 1 |
| #73 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #73 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #154 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
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| #666 | martini | 1 |
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| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
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| #71 | meatball | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #27 | melty plastic grenade | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #107 | mercenary headband | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #17 | metandienone | 1 |
| #12 | micronova | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #70 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #17 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #16 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
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| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #81 | mineapple | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
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| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #34 | miniature power pill | 1 |
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| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
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| #214 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
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| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #25 | monkey barf | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
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| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #45 | moomy dust | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #66 | mouldering barrel | 1 |
| #132 | mouse skull | 1 |
| #33 | mouth-watering mayolus | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
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| #73 | muddy pirate hat | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #40 | mulberry | 1 |
| #53 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #42 | murderbot component casing | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot live wire | 1 |
| #16 | murderbot mask | 1 |
| #18 | murderbot memory chip | 1 |
| #41 | murderbot monofilament | 1 |
| #26 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #38 | murderbot power cell | 1 |
| #15 | murderbot shield unit | 1 |
| #19 | murderbot spring injector | 1 |
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| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #46 | mushroom filet | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
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| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
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| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
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| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
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| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
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| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #58 | punch-drunk punch | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #7 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #85 | radioactive spider venom | 1 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #22 | rainbow sauce | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #48 | rattler gland | 1 |
| #177 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #56 | ratty knitted cap | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #55 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #188 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #110 | really thick spine | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #9 | red LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
| #388 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #21 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
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| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #46 | regular-size brogurt | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #12 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #32 | rhinoceros horn | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
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| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
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| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
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| #81 | roasted duck | 1 |
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| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
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| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
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| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
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| #56 | spaghetti with ghost balls | 1 |
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| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #82 | warehouse walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #30 | warm war shawarma | 1 |
| #51 | water log | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #180 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #11 | weasel stomping pants | 1 |
| #75 | weathered barrel | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #70 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #97 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #6 | western-style skinning knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #80 | white mana | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #11 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #4 | wicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #38 | windicle | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1130 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #22 | wooden spoon | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | wrestling mask | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #73 | x-ray mirror | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #106 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #94 | yellow pixel | 1 |
| #32 | yellow pixel potion | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | yellow puck | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #67 | zombie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |