| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #6 | "DEBBIE" tattoo kit | 1 |
| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #25 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 1 |
| #114 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #232 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #25 | "honey" dipper | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #138 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #123 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #69 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #98 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 63 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #36 | Aerheads | 1 |
| #71 | Affirmation Cookie | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #7 | Agent Mauve | 1 |
| #98 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #15 | Aiolion | 1 |
| #29 | Aldebaran sardines | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Alexy sauce | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #4 | Alice's Army Foil tattoo | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #16 | Amanitee | 1 |
| #147 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #19 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #18 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #198 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #27 | Arr, M80 | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #61 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #438 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #68 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #48 | AutumnFest ale | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #56 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #54 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #64 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #190 | BACON | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #127 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #28 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #505 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #21 | BRICKO cathedral | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #58 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #38 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #55 | BRICKO trunk | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #82 | BUBBLE GUM | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #294 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #57 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #40 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 1 |
| #52 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #185 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #100 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #50 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #15 | Bicycle | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #119 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #69 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #226 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #56 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #34 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #52 | Bloody Nora | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #14 | Bluzzard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #21 | Boris's beer | 1 |
| #20 | Boris's bread | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2774 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #113 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #134 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #28 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #80 | Breakfast Blast wine cooler | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #22 | Breathitin™ | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #128 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #65 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #126 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #56 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #14 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| #63 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1094 | CRIMBCO scrip | 45 |
| #1939 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #224 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #409 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #193 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #20 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #32 | Can of Spaghetto | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #65 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #18 | Cantelope | 1 |
| #13 | Caramel | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #133 | Carpathian longsword | 1 |
| #15 | Carpricorn | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #45 | Centauri fish wine | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #59 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #21 | Champagne Shimmy | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #48 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 1 |
| #24 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #16 | Ched | 1 |
| #193 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #87 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #43 | Chubby and Plump bar | 1 |
| #36 | Churchill | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #5 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #7 | Clan Floundry | 1 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #11 | Clan hot dog stand | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #113 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #164 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #21 | Cobra Bowl | 1 |
| #72 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #173 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #67 | Cold One | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #103 | Comet Pop | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #7 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 1 |
| #24 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #36 | Cool Brunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #188 | Cosmic Calorie | 1 |
| #28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #115 | Cracklin' Oat Bran | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #1482 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #674 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #425 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #174 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #362 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #140 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbuck | 2,717 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #17 | Cycloney | 1 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 1 |
| #44 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 1 |
| #51 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 1 |
| #46 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 1 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #55 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #74 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #18 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #95 | Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe | 1 |
| #129 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #8 | Dinsey tattoo kit | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #61 | Disgeist | 2 |
| #48 | Dish of Clarified Butter | 1 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #39 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #55 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1 |
| #35 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #35 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 1 |
| #24 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 1 |
| #198 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 7 |
| #36 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 1 |
| #26 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #51 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #288 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian cold pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy | 1 |
| #26 | Dreadsylvanian grimlet | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian hot pocket | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #27 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 1 |
| #11 | Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket | 1 |
| #15 | Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple | 1 |
| #23 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1 |
| #13 | Dreadsylvanian stew | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian stink pocket | 1 |
| #11 | Dressage | 1 |
| #16 | Drip Institute petri dish | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| #4 | Dripwood slab | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #46 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #21 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 1 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #32 | Egnaro berry | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #100 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #23 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #169 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #123 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #125 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #25 | Energy Buzz Pastaco | 1 |
| #22 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | Essence of Annoyance | 1 |
| #14 | Essence of Bear | 1 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #205 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #52 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #29 | Extrovermectin™ | 1 |
| #32 | Eye and a Twist | 2 |
| #458 | FDKOL commendation | 354 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #185 | FDKOL hotcakes | 25 |
| #9 | FDKOL tattoo | 10 |
| #38 | Fabiotion | 1 |
| #44 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #15 | FantasyRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #43 | FantasyRealm key | 1 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #15 | Faux | 1 |
| #38 | Feliz Navidad | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #38 | Fettris | 1 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #38 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| 🥇 | First Post shirt - Cir Senam | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #40 | Five Second Energy™ | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #13 | Flan | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #26 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 1 |
| #127 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #21 | Fleshazole™ | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #51 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #75 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #127 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #246 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #49 | French bronilla brogurt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #7 | French-Transylvanian Dictionary | 1 |
| #285 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #50 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #67 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #72 | Fun-Guy spore | 1 |
| #168 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #63 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #778 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #285 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #265 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #182 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 1 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #788 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #89 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #8 | Gazelleton | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #29 | Gene Tonic: Beast | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Constellation | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Construct | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Demon | 1 |
| #32 | Gene Tonic: Dude | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Elemental | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Elf | 1 |
| #27 | Gene Tonic: Fish | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Goblin | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Hobo | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Humanoid | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Insect | 1 |
| #15 | Gene Tonic: Mer-kin | 1 |
| #16 | Gene Tonic: Orc | 1 |
| #33 | Gene Tonic: Penguin | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Pirate | 1 |
| #25 | Gene Tonic: Plant | 1 |
| #19 | Gene Tonic: Slime | 1 |
| #22 | Gene Tonic: Undead | 1 |
| #26 | Gene Tonic: Weird | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #92 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #12 | Ghiaccio Colada | 1 |
| #13 | Ghosprey | 1 |
| #59 | Ghost Dog Chow | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #30 | Giant black monolith | 1 |
| #87 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #14 | Glamare | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #38 | Glum berry | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #51 | Gnollish sangria | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #41 | Gnomish sagngria | 1 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #91 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #59 | Good 'n' Quiet | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #1013 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #116 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #107 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #100 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #67 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #23 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #52 | Greek fire | 1 |
| #64 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #185 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #50 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #16 | Grim Brothers' story book | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #245 | Gummi-Gnauga | 11 |
| #6 | Gummi-Memory | 1 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #40 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥉 | Guzzlr souvenir stein | 1 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #36 | Guzzlrbuck | 1 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #5 | HOA citation pad | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #41 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #50 | Hand in Glove | 1 |
| #41 | Hand that Rocks the Ladle | 1 |
| #43 | Handsome Devil | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #457 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 4 |
| #248 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #185 | Heimandatz's heart | 8 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #50 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #64 | Hersey™ SMOOCH | 1 |
| #39 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 1 |
| #39 | Highest Bitter | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #469 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #22 | Homebodyl™ | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #72 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #126 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #169 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #78 | Hunger™ Sauce | 1 |
| #79 | Ice Island Long Tea | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #56 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #119 | Iceberglar scarf | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #59 | Irish Coffee, English Heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #9 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 1 |
| #24 | Island Hurricane | 1 |
| #21 | Island Landslide | 2 |
| #24 | Island Thunderstorm | 1 |
| #92 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #98 | Jacob's rung | 1 |
| #111 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #36 | Jamocha berry | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #107 | Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #42 | Jerks' Health™ Magazine | 1 |
| #85 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #38 | Jokester makeup | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #42 | Jungle Juice | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #98 | Junk-Bond | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #40 | Keese berry | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #245 | Knob Goblin love potion | 59 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #739 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #287 | Knob Goblin steroids | 40 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #147 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #28 | Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil | 1 |
| #71 | Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #51 | Kokomo Resort Order Pad | 1 |
| #61 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #83 | Kudzu slaw | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 1 |
| #107 | LCD game: Food Eater | 1 |
| #108 | LCD game: Garbage River | 1 |
| #156 | LED block | 10 |
| #11 | LED candle | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #33 | LOV Elixir #3 | 1 |
| #31 | LOV Elixir #6 | 1 |
| #28 | LOV Elixir #9 | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
| #115 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
| #53 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #12 | LavaCo™ Lamp housing | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #5 | Left-Hand Man action figure | 1 |
| #24 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #29 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 1 |
| #114 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 1 |
| #135 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #135 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #96 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #31 | Little Crimson Book | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #26 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion tattoo needle | 1 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #55 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #35 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #25 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #29 | Ludovico Pastaco | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #33 | Mallomarbles | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #85 | Mansquito's blood | 1 |
| #48 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #32 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #125 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #127 | Mark of the Zombie | 1 |
| #479 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #306 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 1 |
| #26 | Mayodiol | 1 |
| #28 | Mayoflex | 1 |
| #31 | Mayonex | 1 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #12 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #24 | Mayostat | 1 |
| #22 | Mayozapine | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #29 | Meat Butler | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #148 | Meat maid body | 1 |
| #62 | Meat-inflating powder | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #15 | Mechamelion | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #24 | Medical Pastaco | 1 |
| #704 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥉 | Memories of Cow Punching | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #29 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 1 |
| #69 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #66 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin eyedrops | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin facecowl | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #56 | Mer-kin finpaddle | 1 |
| #77 | Mer-kin fitbrine | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #41 | Mer-kin hallpass | 1 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #175 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin mouthsoap | 1 |
| #42 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #74 | Mer-kin ragejuice | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #54 | Mer-kin sawdust | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #59 | Mer-kin stopwatch | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin strongjuice | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #162 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin waistrope | 1 |
| #82 | Mer-kin weaksauce | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #60 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #7 | Merc Core deployment orders | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #978 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #888 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #983 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #997 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1007 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #960 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #91 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 1 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #16 | MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #87 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #42 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #380 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #11 | Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #60 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #7 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #66 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #56 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #136 | Mornington crescent roll | 1 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #109 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #24 | Mountain Stream gastrique | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #29 | Mr. Accessaturday | 1 |
| #162 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #13 | Mr. Big's Wallet | 1 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #129 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| #28 | Mrs. Rush | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #6 | Mu | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #76 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #171 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #51 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #50 | Mysterious Island iced tea | 1 |
| #153 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #17 | Mysterious Stranger | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #633 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #35 | Nadsat berry | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #5 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #725 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #36 | Nightmare Fuel | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #97 | Northern pemmican | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #21 | Nursine | 1 |
| #61 | O | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #78 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #122 | Okee-Dokee soda | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #626 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #11 | Olympic-sized Clan crate | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #17 | Oppossum | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #109 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #118 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #40 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #66 | Outer Wolf™ cologne | 1 |
| #144 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #91 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #80 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #23 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 1 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #159 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #30 | Para-Pop | 1 |
| #59 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #31 | Pastaco shell | 1 |
| #15 | Peaclock | 1 |
| #89 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #22 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #22 | Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #16 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 1 |
| #39 | Phil Collins | 1 |
| #31 | Phlegethon | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #195 | Piddles | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #15 | Pillowbug | 1 |
| #15 | Pimpsqueak | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm guest pass | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| #16 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #66 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #134 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #40 | Pneumo bar | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Professor memory chip | 1 |
| #104 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #45 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #173 | Polysniff Perfume | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #67 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #16 | Potion of Heroism | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Professor of Spelunkology | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #57 | Prunets | 1 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #14 | Puffstone cigar | 1 |
| #32 | Punching Potion | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #32 | Quaatorade™ | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #20 | Rümpelstiltz | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #13 | ROM of Optimality | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #97 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #15 | Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) | 1 |
| #19 | Rad-Pro (1 oz.) | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 1 |
| #35 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #38 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 1 |
| #30 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 1 |
| #32 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #31 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #73 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #8 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 1 |
| #35 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #44 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #127 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #17 | Red Russian | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #45 | Rethinking Candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Retrospecs | 1 |
| #20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #24 | Riker's Search History | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #52 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #99 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #17 | Ruffalo | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #142 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #19 | S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #47 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1 |
| #15 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #14 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| #12 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #85 | SMOOCH soda | 1 |
| #10 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #111 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| #75 | Safari Jack's moustache | 13 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #16 | Salsa Libre | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #79 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #15 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #43 | Saucepanic | 1 |
| #52 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #54 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #19 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 3 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #14 | Scorpion Bowl | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #4 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 1 |
| #28 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Septapus summoning charm | 1 |
| #16 | Sequestrian | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #11 | Shantix™ | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #36 | Shielding Potion | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #69 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #37 | Siberian sunrise | 1 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #43 | Simepore slime | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #24 | Single Alice's Army Foil | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Site Alpha ID badge | 1 |
| #41 | Sitrep berry | 1 |
| #62 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #18 | Sketcherz™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #22 | Skull Punch | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #12 | Sledgehamster | 1 |
| #64 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #50 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #62 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #13 | Slotter | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #137 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #17 | Smuggler's Punch | 2 |
| #37 | Snarf berry | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped) | 1 |
| #18 | Snoutlet | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #42 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #85 | Source essence | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #18 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal ASHRAM chip | 1 |
| #12 | Source terminal CRAM chip | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal DIAGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal DRAM chip | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal INGRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #9 | Source terminal SPAM chip | 1 |
| #7 | Source terminal TRAM chip | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal TRIGRAM chip | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: compress.edu | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: cram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: critical.enh | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: damage.enh | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: dram.ext | 1 |
| #49 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #53 | Source terminal file: gram.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: portscan.edu | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: pram.ext | 1 |
| #51 | Source terminal file: protect.enq | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: spam.ext | 1 |
| #50 | Source terminal file: stats.enq | 1 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: substats.enh | 1 |
| #52 | Source terminal file: tram.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #14 | Sourfinger | 1 |
| #11 | Southern yam | 1 |
| #4 | Space Baby bawbaw | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #5 | Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit | 1 |
| #65 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #7 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate military insignia | 1 |
| #12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| #56 | Spechunky bar | 1 |
| #57 | Special Seasoning | 1 |
| #24 | Special™ Sauce | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #25 | Spooky VHS Tape | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #140 | Spookyraven signet | 1 |
| #7 | Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" | 1 |
| #4 | Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon | 1 |
| #44 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #68 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #17 | Squib | 1 |
| #16 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #100 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #14 | Steamboat | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #92 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #165 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #65 | Stooper | 1 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #51 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #242 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #20 | Strong, Silent Type | 1 |
| #63 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #52 | Swedish massage fish | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #213 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #40 | Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco | 1 |
| #22 | Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! | 1 |
| #34 | Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #827 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #69 | Take Eleven Bar | 1 |
| #937 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #5 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #81 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #44 | Tapioc berry | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #33 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #97 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #46 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #108 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #8 | That 70s Cologne | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #82 | The Author's inkwell | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #24 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Crown of Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #90 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #10 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| #53 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Kloop in the Coop | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #183 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #39 | They liver | 1 |
| #25 | They liver popsicle | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #56 | Third Base | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #77 | This Charming Flan | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #75 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 12 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #236 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 4 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #422 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 9 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 10 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 13 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #427 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
| #541 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #42 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #12 | Trafikoan | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #160 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #10 | Turpin | 1 |
| #17 | Turtive | 1 |
| #19 | Turtle Bowl | 2 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #149 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #60 | Uncle Buck | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Unconscious Collective Dream Jar | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #126 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #12 | Ungulant | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #6 | Universal Seasoning | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #33 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 1 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #60 | Unspeakachu | 2 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA blood rune | 1 |
| #64 | VYKEA bracket | 1 |
| #70 | VYKEA dowel | 1 |
| #36 | VYKEA frenzy rune | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA hex key | 1 |
| #56 | VYKEA instructions | 1 |
| #35 | VYKEA lightning rune | 1 |
| #63 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #60 | VYKEA meatballs | 1 |
| #68 | VYKEA plank | 1 |
| #65 | VYKEA rail | 1 |
| #66 | VYKEA woadpaint | 1 |
| 🥈 | Valentine | 146,002 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #11 | Vamprey | 1 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #17 | Vaporpoise | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #42 | Vicar's Tutu | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #84 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #11 | Vulgure | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #14 | Waifuton | 1 |
| #10 | Wal-Mart "diamond" ring | 1 |
| #132 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart nametag | 1 |
| #4 | Wal-Mart overalls | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart snowglobe | 1 |
| #5 | Wal-Mart tattoo kit | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #41 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #164 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence | 1 |
| #5 | Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking | 1 |
| #6 | Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud | 1 |
| #136 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #55 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #478 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #105 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #161 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 1 |
| #27 | Wickers bar | 1 |
| #22 | Winifred's whistle | 1 |
| #1546 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #66 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #28 | Wrotz | 1 |
| #15 | Wullabye | 1 |
| #54 | X | 1 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode | 1 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner | 1 |
| #19 | Xiblaxian holo-bowtie | 1 |
| #52 | Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey | 1 |
| #14 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl | 1 |
| #11 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest | 1 |
| #15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles | 1 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #75 | Xiblaxian polymer | 1 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #141 | Yakisoba's hat | 9 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| #218 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #52 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel hand soap | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel mouthwash | 1 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #1614 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #35 | Yolo™ chocolates | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
| #15 | Young Man's Crew Sequester | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #220 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #17 | a bug's lymph | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #74 | abstraction: action | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: category | 1 |
| #55 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #22 | abstraction: comprehension | 1 |
| #51 | abstraction: joy | 1 |
| #56 | abstraction: motion | 1 |
| #68 | abstraction: perception | 1 |
| #72 | abstraction: purpose | 1 |
| #83 | abstraction: sensation | 1 |
| #76 | abstraction: thought | 1 |
| #100 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
| #132 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #22 | actual blood sausage | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #121 | actual tapas | 1 |
| #195 | adder | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #6 | adobe abacus | 1 |
| #10 | adobe abaya | 1 |
| #8 | adobe adze | 1 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ascot | 1 |
| #11 | adobe ayam | 1 |
| #19 | adobe brittle | 1 |
| #379 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #6 | aerosolized aerogel | 1 |
| #29 | affordable teak perch | 1 |
| #54 | agnolotti arboli | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #36 | airborne mutagen | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #6 | airplane tattoo | 1 |
| #52 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #54 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| #54 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| #67 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #48 | alien animal goo | 1 |
| #122 | alien autoautopsy kit | 1 |
| #284 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #73 | alien meat | 1 |
| #33 | alien plant fibers | 1 |
| #52 | alien plant goo | 1 |
| #7 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant sample | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #53 | alien sandwich | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | alien toenails | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #129 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #22 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #146 | amok pudding | 1 |
| #108 | amok putter | 1 |
| #20 | amphibious tophat | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #24 | ancient meat | 2 |
| #52 | ancient medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #4 | ancient redwood | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #142 | anemone nematocyst | 1 |
| #79 | anemone sauce | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #78 | angry inch | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| #47 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #29 | anise-flavored venom | 1 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| 🥇 | annealed drippy orb | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #34 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #14 | anti-burn cream | 1 |
| #9 | anti-creep cream | 1 |
| #11 | anti-freeze cream | 1 |
| #16 | anti-goosebump cream | 1 |
| #24 | anti-odor cream | 1 |
| #21 | anti-pain cream | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #625 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #39 | armored prawn | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #246 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #176 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #92 | asbestos thermos | 1 |
| #34 | ash soda | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #114 | assassin's cheese knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #170 | astronaut pants | 50 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #177 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #17 | augmented El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #38 | autumn leaf | 1 |
| #52 | autumn-spice donut | 1 |
| #12 | autumnal aegis | 1 |
| #16 | autumnic balm | 1 |
| #12 | autumnic bomb | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| 🥉 | aviator goggles | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #45 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #83 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #37 | baby oil shooter | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #34 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #131 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #104 | badass pie | 1 |
| #147 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #336 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #116 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #89 | bag of random words | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #49 | bag of unfinished business | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | bagged stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #1215 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #85 | baggie of regular-sized tardigrades | 1 |
| #28 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #17 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #25 | bakelite-covered bacon | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #256 | ball | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #171 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #76 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #97 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #93 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #11 | balsam barrel | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #22 | banana split | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #108 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #47 | baobab sap | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #74 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #64 | barnacled barrel | 1 |
| #87 | barrel beryl | 1 |
| #15 | barrel beryl choker | 1 |
| #17 | barrel beryl nose ring | 1 |
| #14 | barrel beryl ring | 1 |
| #83 | barrel cracker | 1 |
| #69 | barrel gun | 1 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #102 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #2127 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #59 | basaltamander tongue | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #44 | basic martini | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #4 | basking robin | 1 |
| #27 | bastard baster | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #116 | batarang | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
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