Museum :: Skent

Skent

Rank	Item	Quantity
#9	Überraschthexengebräu	156
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#16	"DRINK ME" potion	3,537
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#11	"KICK ME" sign	285
#34	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	48
#41	"caramel" orange	56
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#4	"meat" stick	7,628
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#46	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	26
#4	1,970 carat gold	5,210
#1438	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#47	1952 Mickey Mantle card	216
#1427	2-ball	1
#19	20-lb can of rice and beans	16
#62	25-meat staff	4
#885	3-ball	3
#167	30669 scroll	72
#314	33398 scroll	67
#148	334 scroll	49
#18	37x37x37 puzzle cube	433
#1474	4-ball	1
#6	4-d camera	151
#6	4-dimensional fez	62
#52	4-dimensional guitar	60
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1436	5-ball	1
#13	5-hour acrimony	2,239
#1072	6-ball	2
#36	64067 scroll	23
#72	668 scroll	23
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1486	7-ball	1
#19	7-inch discus	4
#440	8-ball	57
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#13	8-bit banana	81
#296	9-ball	3
#23	99.44% pure math	4
#89	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	10
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#9	A Guide to Safari	2
#19	A Light that Never Goes Out	17
#18	A muse-bouche	72
#109	A. W. O. L. commendation	59
#25	ASCII fu manchu	61
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#7	Abyssal ember	18
#40	Accordion of Jordion	5
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#23	Aerheads	3
#16	Affirmation Cookie	89
#25	Afternoon Delight	27
#18	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	74
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#23	Aggressive Carrot	530
#15	Agitated Turkey	13
#15	Aiolion	1
#8	Aldebaran sardines	12
#20	Alewife™ Ale	197
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#84	Alice's Army Alchemist	18
#56	Alice's Army Bowman	14
#55	Alice's Army Cleric	14
#51	Alice's Army Coward	14
#46	Alice's Army Dervish	7
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#20	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	4
#15	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#10	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
#17	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	5
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	3
#4	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	19
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	4
#27	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	3
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#98	Alice's Army Guard	11
#129	Alice's Army Halberder	8
#84	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#62	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#83	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#89	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	16
#25	Alice's Army Martyr	14
#15	Alice's Army Ninja	179
🥉	Alice's Army Nurse	535
#93	Alice's Army Page	13
#68	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	24
#34	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#81	Alice's Army Spearsman	16
#80	Alice's Army Swordsman	18
#60	Alice's Army Wallman	28
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#200	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#16	Amanitee	1
#36	Ambitious Turkey	52
#7	Amnesiac Ale	13
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#15	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#31	Amulet of Yendor	605
#9	Ancient Protector Soda	99
#332	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#120	Angelhair Culottes	8
#120	Angry Farmer candy	1,438
#12	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	247
#67	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
#19	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#6	Arr, M80	100
#13	Arrow (+1)	1,396
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#7	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	38
#7	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	38
#8	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	46
#5	Artist's Spatula of Despair	52
#6	Artist's Whisk of Misery	45
#15	Asleep in the Cemetery	51
#11	Ass-Stompers of Violence	2
#29	Atomic Comic	10
#8	Atomic Pop	254
#13	Aura Libre	17
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Aye Aye	10
#10	Aye Aye, Captain	11
#11	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	17
#18	Azurite	1,715
#15	BACON	62,333
#7	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	66
#8	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	97
#7	BGE merchandise order form	262
🥇	BGE pocket calendar	68
#4	BGE shotglass	913
#6	BGE temporary tattoo	80
#8	BGE tiny plastic toy	54
#4	BOOterfinger	158
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#37	BRAINS shorts	37
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#6	BRICKO bat	203
#94	BRICKO brick	4,251
#37	BRICKO bulwark	5
#10	BRICKO cathedral	2
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#20	BRICKO elephant	3
#252	BRICKO eye brick	89
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#9	BRICKO hat	18
#4	BRICKO octopus	94
#17	BRICKO ooze	12
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#17	BRICKO pants	5
#23	BRICKO pearl	12
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#21	BRICKO python	2
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#28	BRICKO stud	87
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
#10	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
#9	BROS Energy Drink	265
#15	BUBBLE GUM	73
#580	BURT	5
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#19	Baja sopapilla	14
#15	Bal-musette accordion	3
#123	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#18	Bangyomaman battle juice	66
#75	Barney's rake	4
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#58	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	97
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#6	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	940
#28	Barulio's bottle	25
#187	Bash-Ōs boxtop	6
#11	Bash-Ōs cereal	545
#19	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	48
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#10	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	91
#15	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	17
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#41	Battlie Light Saver	52
#6	Beach Buck	3,557
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#8	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10
#10	Beignet Milgranet	95
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#7	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#26	Better Than Cuddling Cake	130
#13	Bettie page	18
#8	Bicycle	2
#9	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	27
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#4	Big Punk	161
#11	Bit O' Ectoplasm	494
#8	Bit O' Quail Spleen	75
#10	BitterSweetTarts	1,910
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#8	Black Hole	17
#93	Black No. 2	141
#34	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#5	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	316
#16	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,504
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#106	Bling of the New Wave	9
#6	Blizzards I Have Died In	46
#28	Blood 'n' Plenty	21
#6	Blood Light	522
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#4	Bloody Nora	642
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#8	Boletus Broletus mushroom	27
#44	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#105	Bone's Farm "wine"	16
#244	Bonerdagon necklace	43
#15	Bonestabber	3
#6	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	16
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#93	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#15	Boozehounds Anonymous token	86
#19	Bordeaux Marteaux	18
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#40	Boris's key lime	21
#40	Boris's key lime pie	43
#924	Boris's ring	1
#130	Boss Bat bling	24
#793	Boss Bat britches	18
#35	Boss Drops	61
#91	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#29	Bowl of Scorpions	53
#22	Bowlet	9
#14	Boxing Day Pass	50
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#9	Brain Food Pastaco	7
#18	Bram's choker	12
#7	Brand of Violence	2
#36	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#38	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	34
#22	Breathitin™	1
#37	Bright Water	6
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥉	Bruno's blessing of Mars	110
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#10	Bugbearclaw Donut	64
#48	Bulky Buddy Box	59
#6	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	108
#15	Bustle Hustler	29
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#9	Buttery Knob	22
#16	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	24
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	C.H.U.M. chum	64
#11	C.H.U.M. knife	74
#4	C.H.U.M. lantern	27
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#38	CRIMBCO lanyard	14
#273	CRIMBCO mug	52
#846	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#159	CRIMBCO wine	46
#6	CRIMBCOIDS mints	320
#6	CRIMBCOLOAF	327
#4	CSA all-purpose soap	2,029
🥉	CSA bravery badge	4,661
#6	CSA cheerfulness ration	2,180
#7	CSA discount card	4,644
#39	CSA fire-starting kit	499
#7	CSA obedience grenade	4,922
🥉	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5,229
#21	Caipiranha	8
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
🥉	Camp Scout pup tent	5,326
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#17	Candicaine	46
#6	Candy Alexander	29
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
🥉	Carol of the Bulls	27
🥉	Carol of the Hells	26
🥉	Carol of the Thrills	27
#75	Carpathian longsword	14
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#9	Cement Mixer	13
#10	Centauri fish wine	13
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#8	Chakra Libre	14
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#17	Charity's choker	71
#29	Charleston Choo-Choo	6
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#98	Cheer-Up soda	7
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#324	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#39	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#15	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#18	Chester's bag of candy	4
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#13	Chester's muscle shirt	3
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#15	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	3
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#53	Choco-Mint patty	10
#14	Choker of the Ultragoth	6
#45	Chorale of Companionship	2
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#33	Chubby and Plump bar	3
#8	Churchill	14
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#43	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#77	Clara's bell	5
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#32	Claybender glasses	28
#7	Climate Colada	16
#7	Cloaca Cola Polar	2,190
#9	Cloaca grenade	3,906
#1040	Cloaca-Cola	11
#111	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	31
#129	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	18
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#128	Cloaca-Cola shield	17
#29	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	21
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#86	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	13
#11	Cobra Bowl	4
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#456	Codpiece of the Goblin King	17
#37	Coily™	2
#29	Coinspiracy	1,049
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#9	Cold Fang	1
#36	Cold Hots candy	3,743
#61	Cold One	6
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#4	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	2
🥉	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	297
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#6	Comet Drop	146
#10	Comet Pop	191
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#25	Cookbook of the Damned	19
#11	Cool Brunch Pastaco	7
#289	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#20	Cornbeefadon	8
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#9	Corpse Island iced tea	326
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids	39
#17	Cracklin' Oat Bran	86
#9	Crazymaker	61
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#4	Crimbeau de toilette	288
#23	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	121
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#121	Crimbo Credit	102
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#107	Crimbo Factory surprise box	28
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#8	Crimbo candied pecan	4,416
🥉	Crimbo candle	90
#4	Crimbo cookie sheet	587
#110	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#120	Crimbo dinner	2
#9	Crimbo dog sweater	4
#197	Crimbo food scraps	2
#8	Crimbo fudge	4,126
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#5	Crimbo paste	79
#6	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,400
#66	Crimbo pie	67
#33	Crimbo salad	13
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#35	Crimbo stocking	3
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#4	Crimbo tattoo kit	21
#203	Crimbo train emergency brake	3
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#5	Crimbo ukulele	15
#18	Crimbo wreath	18
#10	Crimbojito	69
#7	Crimbolex watch	21
#21	Crimbomega drive chain	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#121	Crimbonium fuel rod	18
#140	Crimbosmopolitan	2
🥉	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	14
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥉	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	13
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	14
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#27	Crimbot battery	131
#12	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	997
#50	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#36	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	18
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#44	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	14
#65	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	8
#76	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#87	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	3
#89	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#44	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	14
#14	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	967
#61	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#37	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	17
#13	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,028
#12	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	280
#50	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	9
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#13	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,037
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#49	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	12
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#12	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	278
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#11	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	996
#10	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	263
#11	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,014
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	5
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#58	Crimbough	1
#51	Crimboween memo	125
#8	Crimboysters Rockefeller	155
#31	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	2
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#113	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#34	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	3
#192	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#36	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#124	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#18	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	3
#177	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	20
#36	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#15	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#107	Crimbuccaneer shirt	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#11	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#1563	Crimbuck	144
#8	Crimbylow-rise jeans	3
#21	Crown of Thrones	2
#96	Crown of the Goblin King	181
#36	Cursed Punch	7
#17	Cycloney	1
#7	D roll	2,052
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#103	DUFRESNE Suds	86
#23	Dad's brandy	18
#25	Daffy Taffy	4,497
#18	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	48
#18	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	20
#17	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	97
#19	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	20
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#15	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	72
#13	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	63
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
#9	Dark & Starry	15
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#15	Deactivated O. A. F.	32
#15	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	89
#11	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	89
#16	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	6
#102	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	51
#95	Diet Cloaca Cola	15
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#102	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#16	Disgeist	14
#5	Dish of Clarified Butter	1,028
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#6	Divine	570
#10	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	12
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#7	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3,002
#123	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	15
#11	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	98
#24	Doc's Fortifying Wine	5
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
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#20	Strikes Again Bigmouth	9
#24	Strix stix	124
#9	Suffering Sinner	13
#7	Sugar Cog	505
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#11	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	20
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#45	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
#12	Superdrifter holo-record	5
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#16	Supernova Champagne	1,567
#9	Suppurating Sinner	11
#23	Swabbie™ swab	215
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#25	Sweet Sword	16
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🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
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#33	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	3
#14	T.U.R.D.S. Key	116
#21	TI-9000 calculator	131
#11	TRIO cup of beer	17
#9	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	15
#22	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
#10	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	11
#10	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	2,604
#8	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2,469
#8	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	26
#10	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	2,615
#5	Take Eleven Bar	256
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#4	Tales of Dread	1
#18	Tales of Spelunking	23
#5	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#8	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	176
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#12	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	53
#27	Tapioc berry	6
#94	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,010
#23	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	5
#17	Tears of the Quiet Healer	407
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#14	Tequiz Navidad	32
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#12	Texas tea	92
#8	That 70s Cologne	1
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#22	The Author's inkwell	59
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#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#53	The Cooler Out of Space	50
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#42	The Emperor's new shirt	2
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🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
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#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
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#27	The Jokester's pants	5
#31	The Jokester's wig	4
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#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#48	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	2
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
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#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	3
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
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#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
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#25	They liver popsicle	1
#24	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
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#8	Time Lord Participation Mug	3
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#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#16	Travels with Jerry	25
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#8	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	9
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#40	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	542
#42	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	512
#44	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	494
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#6	Tropical Crimbo Sword	9
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#26	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	2
#20	Ultracolor™ shirt	39
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#20	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1,209
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🥈	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	6
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#15	Uncle Romulus	100
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#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
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#4	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	337
#4	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	306
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#10	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1
#5	Ur-Donut	137
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#7	Vulgure	2
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#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
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#5	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	6,742
#14	Wendtigo	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
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#12	transmission from planet Xi	168
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#5	twice-haunted screwdriver	316
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#43	two-handed depthsword	5
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#6	uncapped blue lava bottle	1
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#38	uncooked chorizo	185
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#5	underwater slingshot	884
#14	undissolvable contact lenses	3
#14	unearthed potsherd	247
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#39	vampyric cloake pattern	1
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#20	velcro boots	2
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#15	vial of Gnomochloric acid	15
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#11	vial of hamethyst juice	47
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#13	voodoo glowskull	417
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#15	waders	23
#23	waffle	5
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#6	warbear dress greaves	2
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#77	warbear exo-arm	3
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#7	warbear feasting bread	88
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#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
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#11	warbear goggles	1
#30	warbear gyro	21
🥉	warbear gyrocopter	150
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
🥇	warbear helm fragment	1,028
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#49	warbear high-efficiency still	4
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#120	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	10
#13	warbear induction oven	8
#32	warbear jackhammer drill press	5
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#10	warbear liquid lasers	42
🥉	warbear liquid overcoat	483
#9	warbear long johns	1
#26	warbear metalworking primer	28
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#13	warbear officer requisition box	66
#52	warbear oil pan	4
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#27	warbear procedural hilarity drone	28
#11	warbear rejuvenation potion	37
#18	warbear requisition box	200
#33	warbear robo-camouflage unit	25
#75	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	14
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#29	warbear soda machine assembler	15
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#15	warbear superpotion	35
#7	warbear thermoregulator bread	90
🥇	warbear trouser fragment	956
#6	warbear wardance potion	220
#6	warbear warrior bread	88
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#13	warbear whosit	11,079
🥇	wardrobe-o-matic	1
#19	warehouse clerk's glasses	62
#91	warehouse key	10
#19	warehouse walkie-talkie	52
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#18	warm fur	4
#14	warm gravy	9
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#6	warm war shawarma	13
#32	wasabi marble soda	15
#18	wasabi pocky	25
#22	wasabi-infused sake	27
🥈	washboard shield	1
#7	water log	12
#557	water pipe bomb	31
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#199	water wings	7
#34	water wings for babies	3
#10	water-polo cap	23
#22	water-polo mitt	7
#18	watered-down Red Minotaur	393
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🥉	waterlogged cloth	1,272
🥉	waterlogged crate	46
🥈	waterlogged leather	1,519
#5	waterlogged metal	505
🥈	waterlogged stuffing	1,235
🥉	waterlogged wood	177
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#14	wax banana	3
#7	wax booze	23
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#8	wax pancake	20
#23	wax pants	1
#7	weasel stomping pants	2
#11	weathered barrel	2,766
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#42	weighted paperclip chain	3
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#25	weremoose spit	78
#126	wet stew	1
#105	wet venom duct	3
#101	whale cerebrospinal fluid	2
#262	whalebone corset	1
#61	whalecake	1
#18	whalegun	3
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#23	whatsit-covered turtle shell	8
#68	wheel	44
#10	wheel of camembert	6
#8	whet stone	72
#33	whimpering willow bark	23
#105	whip kit	5
#94	whisker pencil	88
#245	whiskey and cola	9
#18	whiskey and soda	129
#40	whiskey bittersweet	7
#20	whiskey in a broken glass	115
#276	whiskey sour	8
#10	whiskey squeeze	11
#407	white Canadian	6
#114	white Crimbo ball	13
#13	white Dreadsylvanian	1
#63	white Xanadian	10
#28	white arm towel	1
#217	white balloon	84
#48	white belt	1
#13	white blood cells	52
#64	white candy heart	906
#91	white candygram	8
#80	white chocolate and tomato pizza	40
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#473	white chocolate chips	14
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#586	white collar	1
#11	white earbuds	2
#35	white elephant gift	2
#188	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#246	white lightning	58
#80	white mana	1
🥈	white money bag	65
#11	white page	102
#251	white picket fence	16
#417	white pixel	52
#16	white rice	329
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#936	white snake skin	2
#39	white snakeskin duster	4
#854	white sword	1
#90	white tulip	3
#88	white whip	1
#29	white wine	10
#5	white-label gin	3
#15	whole roasted chicken	18
#16	whole turkey leg	304
#118	wholeberd	1
#39	whoopie cushion	536
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#512	wicker shield	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#12	wicksilver ring	1
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#15	wild honey pie	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#31	willyweed	103
#12	wind-up Whatsian robot	60
#46	wind-up chattering teeth	466
#11	wind-up ensign	65
#10	wind-up meatcar	1,102
#10	wind-up navigation droid	67
#14	wind-up owl	80
#15	wind-up spider	130
#8	wind-up vampire teeth	57
#815	windchimes	1
#23	windicle	4
#321	wine spritzer	2
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#14	wings of fire	25
#324	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	135
#30	witch hat	17
#8	witch wart	27
#18	witch's bread	9
#46	witch's brew	2
#567	witty rapier	1
#69	wizard action figure	1
#4	woim	13
#6	woimbook	26
#106	wok lobster	1
#930	wolf mask	4
🥈	wolf whistle	1
#88	wolfman mask	91
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#70	wood screw	2
#188	wooden axe	4
#15	wooden block	187
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#17	wooden spoon	2
#14	wooden stakes	806
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#16	wool sock	6
#61	woolen cravat	1
#5	wooly loincloth	6
#10	worksite credentials	10
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#20	world's smallest violin	104
#5	wormwood stick	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#14	worst candy	51
#209	worthless gewgaw	40
#244	worthless knick-knack	38
#101	worthless trinket	120
#73	woven baling wire bracelets	10
#29	wrapped candy cane sword cane	3
#5	wrapping paper	1
#24	wreath of laurels	20
#30	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	16
#58	wrench bracelet	60
#17	wrestling mask	53
#27	wriggling severed nose	6
#16	wriggling tentacle	8
#138	wriggling worm	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#5	writhing drippy candy bar	1
#125	wumpus hair	16
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#686	wussiness potion	8
#15	x-ray mirror	55
#30	x-ray specs	640
#8	yabba dabba doo rag	4
#176	yak anorak	1
#103	yak skin	14
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#61	yakskin buckler	2
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#34	yakskin skirt	2
🥉	yam	620
#9	yam and swiss	2
#5	yam battery	91
#13	yam candy	20
#7	yam martini	4
#12	yam mayo	1
#11	yam slider	1
#110	ye olde golde frontes	2
#189	yellow brick road	5
#44	yellow candy heart	1,800
#131	yellow candygram	9
#15	yellow drunki-bear	166
#73	yellow gummi ingot	459
#21	yellow matter custard	8
#44	yellow paisley oyster egg	47
#46	yellow pixel	106
#21	yellow pixel potion	3
#46	yellow plastic hard hat	4
#21	yellow plastic oyster egg	185
#33	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	50
#25	yellow rocket	10
#33	yellow seashell	129
#26	yellow snowcone	832
#38	yellow striped oyster egg	48
#96	yeti fur	3,708
#14	yo	465
#9	yo-yo	2,152
#344	yohohoyo	5
#84	your own black heart	4
#19	yule grog	2
#48	yule gruel	114
#30	yule hatchet	28
#28	yule pup	5
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#11	yummy death watch beetle	459
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#29	zmobie	68
🥉	zombie	922
#18	zombie accordion	1
#18	zombie dinosaur egg	10
#17	zombie hollandaise	126
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#362	zombie pineal gland	12

Wow, that's 4,506,282 items total!

what items are this player missing?