Museum :: Skent

Skent

Rank	Item	Quantity
#9	Überraschthexengebräu	152
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#16	"DRINK ME" potion	3,508
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#12	"KICK ME" sign	268
#35	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	48
#40	"caramel" orange	55
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#4	"meat" stick	7,425
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#49	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	25
🥉	1,970 carat gold	5,210
#1433	1-ball	1
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#1150	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#52	1952 Mickey Mantle card	197
#1423	2-ball	1
#19	20-lb can of rice and beans	15
#62	25-meat staff	4
#1450	3-ball	1
#167	30669 scroll	72
#316	33398 scroll	66
#147	334 scroll	49
#20	37x37x37 puzzle cube	405
#1469	4-ball	1
#6	4-d camera	151
#4	4-dimensional fez	62
#52	4-dimensional guitar	60
#64	4:20 bomb	3
#195	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#1430	5-ball	1
#12	5-hour acrimony	2,239
#1066	6-ball	2
#36	64067 scroll	23
#72	668 scroll	23
#681	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#1483	7-ball	1
#19	7-inch discus	4
#434	8-ball	57
#26	8-billed baseball cap	8
#12	8-bit banana	78
#290	9-ball	3
#22	99.44% pure math	4
🥈	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	200
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#24	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	5
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#34	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	5
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#50	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	3
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	6
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#25	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	6
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#23	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	5
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#41	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#9	A Guide to Safari	2
#19	A Light that Never Goes Out	17
#20	A muse-bouche	66
#109	A. W. O. L. commendation	59
#24	ASCII fu manchu	56
#400	ASCII shirt	4
#7	Abyssal ember	18
#40	Accordion of Jordion	5
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
#21	Aerheads	3
#19	Affirmation Cookie	39
#24	Afternoon Delight	27
#20	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	69
#6	Agent Mauve	1
#20	Aggressive Carrot	523
#15	Agitated Turkey	12
#15	Aiolion	1
#8	Aldebaran sardines	12
#19	Alewife™ Ale	197
#20	Alexy sauce	1
#82	Alice's Army Alchemist	18
#55	Alice's Army Bowman	14
#58	Alice's Army Cleric	13
#50	Alice's Army Coward	14
#44	Alice's Army Dervish	7
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#13	Alice's Army Foil Coward	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Guard	2
#20	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	4
#14	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	2
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#9	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	3
#17	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	5
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	3
#4	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	19
#57	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	4
#27	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	3
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#93	Alice's Army Guard	11
#124	Alice's Army Halberder	8
#81	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#61	Alice's Army Horseman	11
#79	Alice's Army Lanceman	8
#86	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	16
#25	Alice's Army Martyr	14
#15	Alice's Army Ninja	179
🥉	Alice's Army Nurse	535
#89	Alice's Army Page	13
#65	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	24
#33	Alice's Army Sniper	11
#78	Alice's Army Spearsman	16
#78	Alice's Army Swordsman	18
#57	Alice's Army Wallman	28
#26	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#196	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
#16	Amanitee	1
#37	Ambitious Turkey	50
#7	Amnesiac Ale	13
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#14	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	2
#29	Amulet of Yendor	597
#8	Ancient Protector Soda	98
#326	Ancient Saucehelm	7
#120	Angelhair Culottes	8
#119	Angry Farmer candy	1,437
#12	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	247
#67	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
#16	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#73	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#226	Argarggagarg's fang	7
#5	Arr, M80	100
#20	Arrow (+1)	153
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#7	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	38
#7	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	38
#8	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	46
#5	Artist's Spatula of Despair	52
#6	Artist's Whisk of Misery	45
#17	Asleep in the Cemetery	40
#23	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#28	Atomic Comic	10
#8	Atomic Pop	249
#12	Aura Libre	17
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Aye Aye	10
#13	Aye Aye, Captain	10
#11	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	17
#28	Azurite	151
#17	BACON	50,632
#7	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	66
#8	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	97
#7	BGE merchandise order form	262
🥇	BGE pocket calendar	68
#4	BGE shotglass	913
#5	BGE temporary tattoo	80
#8	BGE tiny plastic toy	54
#4	BOOterfinger	157
#20	BOOtonniere	4
#37	BRAINS shorts	37
#19	BRICKO airship	2
#6	BRICKO bat	203
#94	BRICKO brick	4,251
#37	BRICKO bulwark	5
#11	BRICKO cathedral	2
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#21	BRICKO elephant	3
#252	BRICKO eye brick	89
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#9	BRICKO hat	18
#4	BRICKO octopus	94
#17	BRICKO ooze	12
#26	BRICKO oyster	2
#17	BRICKO pants	5
#23	BRICKO pearl	12
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#22	BRICKO python	2
#106	BRICKO reactor	1
#26	BRICKO stud	84
#24	BRICKO sword	3
#39	BRICKO trunk	2
#30	BRICKO turtle	3
#11	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
#9	BROS Energy Drink	265
#15	BUBBLE GUM	69
#572	BURT	5
#20	Baja sopapilla	14
#15	Bal-musette accordion	3
#121	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	8
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#17	Bangyomaman battle juice	60
#74	Barney's rake	4
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#60	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	95
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#6	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	940
#27	Barulio's bottle	24
#188	Bash-Ōs boxtop	6
#11	Bash-Ōs cereal	544
#16	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	48
#8	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	3
#7	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	91
#12	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	17
#78	Batfellow comic	1
#42	Battlie Light Saver	50
#6	Beach Buck	3,446
#5	Beach Comb Box	5
#8	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	10
#10	Beignet Milgranet	95
#205	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#8	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	7
🥈	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	5
#25	Better Than Cuddling Cake	130
#13	Bettie page	18
#8	Bicycle	2
#20	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	15
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#4	Big Punk	161
#14	Bit O' Ectoplasm	423
#7	Bit O' Quail Spleen	69
#10	BitterSweetTarts	1,910
#15	BittyCar HotCar	2
#10	BittyCar MeatCar	2
#9	BittyCar SoulCar	2
#207	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#22	Black Bart's Booty	1
#179	Black Body™ spray	1
#7	Black Hole	17
#93	Black No. 2	141
#13	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#4	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	104
#16	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,504
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#107	Bling of the New Wave	9
#7	Blizzards I Have Died In	42
#28	Blood 'n' Plenty	21
#6	Blood Light	522
🥇	Bloodbath	1
🥉	Bloody Nora	640
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#147	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#8	Boletus Broletus mushroom	27
#105	Bone's Farm "wine"	16
#247	Bonerdagon necklace	43
#15	Bonestabber	3
🥈	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	26
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#93	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
#15	Boozehounds Anonymous token	86
#22	Bordeaux Marteaux	16
#21	Boris's Helm	1
#39	Boris's key lime	21
#40	Boris's key lime pie	42
#926	Boris's ring	1
#130	Boss Bat bling	24
#791	Boss Bat britches	18
#34	Boss Drops	61
#106	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#29	Bowl of Scorpions	53
#21	Bowlet	9
#14	Boxing Day Pass	50
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
#9	Brain Food Pastaco	7
#18	Bram's choker	12
#23	Brand of Violence	1
#37	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	6
#39	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	33
#37	Bright Water	6
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
🥉	Bruno's blessing of Mars	110
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#9	Bugbearclaw Donut	63
#49	Bulky Buddy Box	59
#6	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	108
#14	Bustle Hustler	28
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#8	Buttery Knob	22
#15	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	24
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#38	C.H.U.M. chum	64
#11	C.H.U.M. knife	72
#4	C.H.U.M. lantern	27
#40	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	15
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#15	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	21
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#19	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	17
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#18	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	18
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#19	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	18
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#38	CRIMBCO lanyard	14
#273	CRIMBCO mug	52
#847	CRIMBCO scrip	100
#159	CRIMBCO wine	46
#5	CRIMBCOIDS mints	320
#6	CRIMBCOLOAF	327
#4	CSA all-purpose soap	2,029
🥉	CSA bravery badge	4,661
#6	CSA cheerfulness ration	2,061
#7	CSA discount card	4,530
#177	CSA fire-starting kit	96
#7	CSA obedience grenade	4,753
🥉	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5,108
#20	Caipiranha	8
#23	Cajun accordion	2
🥈	Camp Scout pup tent	5,241
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#17	Candicaine	46
#6	Candy Alexander	28
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
🥉	Carol of the Bulls	28
🥉	Carol of the Hells	27
🥉	Carol of the Thrills	28
#81	Carpathian longsword	12
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#9	Cement Mixer	13
#11	Centauri fish wine	12
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#78	Cerebral Crossbow	4
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#9	Chakra Libre	13
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#17	Charity's choker	66
#34	Charleston Choo-Choo	2
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#22	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#97	Cheer-Up soda	7
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#323	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#40	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
#14	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#49	Chester's bag of candy	2
#51	Chester's cutoffs	2
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#13	Chester's muscle shirt	3
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
#7	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	6
#9	Children's Meal of the Damned	3
#60	Chinese curse words	3
#53	Choco-Mint patty	9
#14	Choker of the Ultragoth	6
#46	Chorale of Companionship	2
#52	Chori Zo trading card	3
#582	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#31	Chubby and Plump bar	3
#7	Churchill	14
#28	Cinco Mayo Lager	10
#45	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#6	Clan Carnival Game	1
#25	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#10	Clan hot dog stand	1
#11	Clan looking glass	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#8	Clan speakeasy	1
#76	Clara's bell	5
#141	Claw of the Infernal Seal	7
#31	Claybender glasses	28
#7	Climate Colada	16
#6	Cloaca Cola Polar	2,190
#9	Cloaca grenade	3,906
#1039	Cloaca-Cola	11
#110	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	31
#128	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	18
#755	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#429	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#126	Cloaca-Cola shield	17
#29	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	21
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#85	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	13
#9	Cobra Bowl	4
#42	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#49	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	6
#454	Codpiece of the Goblin King	17
#37	Coily™	2
#30	Coinspiracy	1,049
#252	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#9	Cold Fang	1
#35	Cold Hots candy	3,622
🥉	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	297
#347	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#5	Comet Drop	146
#15	Comet Pop	120
#22	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#234	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#16	Convincing People You Can See The Future	2
#24	Cookbook of the Damned	19
#11	Cool Brunch Pastaco	7
#288	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#20	Cornbeefadon	8
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#9	Corpse Island iced tea	322
#25	Covers-Your-Head	1
#17	Cracklin' Oat Bran	72
#8	Crazymaker	61
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#4	Crimbeau de toilette	288
#23	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	119
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#45	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#120	Crimbo Credit	102
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#105	Crimbo Factory surprise box	28
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#7	Crimbo candied pecan	4,416
🥉	Crimbo candle	90
#9	Crimbo cookie sheet	73
#106	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#151	Crimbo dinner	1
#10	Crimbo dog sweater	4
#193	Crimbo food scraps	2
#8	Crimbo fudge	4,126
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#9	Crimbo pants	1
#5	Crimbo paste	79
#6	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,400
#66	Crimbo pie	65
#33	Crimbo salad	13
#16	Crimbo sapling	1
#36	Crimbo stocking	3
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#4	Crimbo tattoo kit	21
#198	Crimbo train emergency brake	3
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#5	Crimbo ukulele	15
#18	Crimbo wreath	18
#11	Crimbojito	68
#7	Crimbolex watch	21
#21	Crimbomega drive chain	4
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#121	Crimbonium fuel rod	18
#135	Crimbosmopolitan	2
🥉	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	14
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥉	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	14
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	14
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#28	Crimbot battery	131
#13	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	997
#51	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#37	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	18
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	3
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#64	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	9
#44	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	14
#65	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	8
#77	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	7
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#147	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#88	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#110	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	3
#90	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	6
#45	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	14
#14	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	967
#62	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#37	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	17
#13	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1,028
#12	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	280
#51	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	9
#45	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	11
#14	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,037
#67	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	8
#50	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	12
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	278
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#11	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	996
#11	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	263
#12	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1,014
#84	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	5
#4	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	2
#35	Crimbough	2
#51	Crimboween memo	125
#7	Crimboysters Rockefeller	155
#58	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#111	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#183	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	2
#51	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#130	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#32	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	2
#136	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	20
#59	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#134	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#117	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#94	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#20	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#94	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#1563	Crimbuck	144
#8	Crimbylow-rise jeans	3
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#100	Crown of the Goblin King	170
#35	Cursed Punch	7
#17	Cycloney	1
#8	D roll	2,050
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#102	DUFRESNE Suds	85
#22	Dad's brandy	17
#24	Daffy Taffy	4,371
#16	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	48
#17	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	20
#16	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	97
#18	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	20
#47	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#14	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	72
#12	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	63
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
#9	Dark & Starry	15
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#10	Deactivated O. A. F.	42
#15	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	89
#9	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	89
#16	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	6
#102	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	51
#95	Diet Cloaca Cola	15
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#197	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#178	Disco Banjo	3
#30	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#101	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	3
#16	Disgeist	14
#5	Dish of Clarified Butter	1,028
#4	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	5
#6	Divine	570
#7	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	12
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#7	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3,002
#124	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	15
#10	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	98
#26	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#34	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#21	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#148	Doc's Miracle Cure	10
#31	Doc's Smartifying Wine	2
#9	Dogsgotnonoz pills	59
#4	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	4
#454	Dolphin King's crown	10
#575	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#17	Doublepunchplanter	7
#392	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	9
🥇	Drac & Tan	728
#28	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	345
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#18	Tales of Spelunking	22
#4	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#8	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	176
#68	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#11	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	50
#26	Tapioc berry	6
#93	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,010
#23	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	5
#13	Tears of the Quiet Healer	390
#19	Telltale™ rubber heart	81
#32	Temps Tempranillo	13
#14	Tequiz Navidad	32
#24	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	3
#15	Texas tea	87
#7	That 70s Cologne	1
🥇	The Art of Slapfighting	226
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Author's ink	2
#22	The Author's inkwell	54
🥈	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	452
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#11	The Beast Within™ candle	54
#23	The Big Book of Communism	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#90	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	55
#23	The Bomb	13
#6	The Chill of the Wild	1
#14	The Confiscator's Grimoire	2
#59	The Cooler Out of Space	49
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
#26	The Emperor's dry cleaning	37
#40	The Emperor's new cookie	3
#66	The Emperor's new hat	1
#36	The Emperor's new pants	2
#41	The Emperor's new shirt	2
#35	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	3
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#12	The Firegate Tapes	1
#56	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#22	The Ghoul King's ghoulottes	1
#44	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#88	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	2
#11	The Groose in the Hoose	1
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#8	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	2
#28	The Jokester's gun	5
#27	The Jokester's pants	5
#31	The Jokester's wig	4
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#51	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#49	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	2
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	3
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
#34	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	3
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#7	The Joy of Wassailing	223
#48	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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#10	The Lost Glasses	20
#51	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
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#8	The Mad Liquor	3
#27	The Mariachi's guitar case	34
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#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#19	The Necbronomicon	7
#57	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
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#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#37	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
🥈	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	46
#4	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	2
#28	The One Mood Ring	1
#8	The Pigs holo-record	5
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#207	The Snake trading card	1
#7	The Snitch's Manifesto	23
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🥉	The Western Look	1
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#25	They liver popsicle	1
#22	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#28	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	17
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#14	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	2
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#126	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#18	Time Cloak	1
#8	Time Lord Participation Mug	3
#10	To Build an Igloo	1
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#27	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	10
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#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#31	Travels with Jerry	14
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
#7	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	9
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#40	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	542
#42	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	512
#44	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	494
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#6	Tropical Crimbo Hat	10
#8	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	10
#6	Tropical Crimbo Sword	9
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#17	Turtive	1
#7	Turtle Bowl	6
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#42	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
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#14	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	18
#26	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	2
#20	Ultracolor™ shirt	39
#60	Ultrasoldier Serum	22
#35	Unagnimated Gnome	1
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#9	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	82
#20	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1,209
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🥈	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	8
🥇	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	12
🥇	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	8
🥇	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	10
🥈	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	6
#145	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	26
#14	Uncle Romulus	100
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#33	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	29
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#4	Underworld flail	2
#41	Underworld sapling	1
#6	Underworld truncheon	2
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
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#10	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
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🥉	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	327
#4	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	298
🥉	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	4
#33	Unspeakable Earring	2
#21	Unspeakachu	10
#10	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1
#5	Ur-Donut	137
#75	Uranium Omega of Temperance	3
#13	VYKEA blood rune	10
#17	VYKEA bracket	245
#17	VYKEA dowel	2,213
#15	VYKEA frenzy rune	9
#7	VYKEA hex key	81
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#33	Vivian's Vitamin	1
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#111	Volartta's bellbottoms	9
#24	Volcoino	88
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🥉	Voluminous Radio Pants	1
🥉	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	1
#7	Vulgure	2
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#14	Waifuton	1
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#5	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
#5	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	1
#14	Wand of Oscus	5
#140	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,343
#17	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#39	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#8	Wax Flask	230
#5	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	6,546
#14	Wendtigo	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	1
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
#6	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	1
#10	Wet Russian	28
#167	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#6	Whenchamacallit bar	58
#23	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	86
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#22	Wickers bar	2
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#46	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2,725
#226	Woldo trading card	1
#45	Wolfman Nardz	40
#5	Work is a Four Letter Sword	27
#9	Workytime Tea	919
#32	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	7
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#27	Wrotz	1
#15	Wullabye	1
#9	X	445
#87	X-37 gun	2
#53	Xiblaxian 5D printer	2
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#11	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	2
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#29	Ye Olde Meade	118
#22	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	273
#12	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	34
#24	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1,406
#15	Yeast of Boris	43
#34	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	2
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#18	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	2
#22	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	1
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#474	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
#26	Yolo™ chocolates	2
#29	Yorick	1
#19	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#15	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
#7	Yuleviathan necklace	8
#60	Yummy Tummy bean	3,766
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#41	Ze™ goggles	194
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#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#23	Zombo's skullcap	3
🥉	Zoodriver	127
#10	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	216
#23	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
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🥈	alien protein powder	95
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🥈	alien source code printout	101
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#15	anemone sauce	44
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#22	angry agate	2
#69	angry inch	2
#13	angst burger	1,154
#7	animal part cracker	74
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#11	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	10
#7	arcanoferric housing	1
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#18	arm buzzer	1
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#22	arrow'd heart balloon	18
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#5	arse-a'fire elixir	40
#15	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	253
#14	artisanal homebrew gift package	6
🥉	artisanal homebrew sampler	13
#24	artisanal limoncello	53
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#4	asbestos crossbow string	265
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#12	asparagus stir-fry	63
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#126	attorney's badge	5
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#15	auxiliary backbone	3
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#8	bätzle	518
#44	baby bark scorpion	1
#25	baby camelCalf	1
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#18	baby cuddlefish	12
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#44	baby rigging snake	2
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#49	bad penguin egg	2
#6	bad rum and good cola	9
#31	bad-ass club	8
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#27	badass pie	22
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#6	bag of GORF	4,960
#5	bag of GORP	5,239
🥈	bag of Iunion stones	4
#6	bag of QWOP	1,659
#4	bag of W&Ws	8,019
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#27	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
🥈	bagged stuffed "L"	1
#93	baggie of powdered sugar	385
#14	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	63
#14	baked stuffing	7
#12	baked veggie ricotta casserole	2
#20	bakelite-covered bacon	2
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