Museum :: Mistress of the Obvious

Mistress of the Obvious

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
🥈	Überraschthexengebräu	3,369
🥇	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	13
🥈	"DRINK ME" potion	26,469
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
🥇	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	169
🥇	"KICK ME" sign	4,996
#6	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	969
🥇	"caramel" orange	1,669
🥉	"honey" dipper	17
🥉	"meat" stick	7,820
#7	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	197
#10	1,970 carat gold	1,528
#13	1-ball	3,496
#7	1.21 jigawatts	42
🥈	1/6th Pound Cake	684
#5	100-Watt bulb	69
🥇	11-leaf clover	3,369
#8	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2,528
#18	17-ball	1
🥉	18-picohertz resonator crystal	69
#8	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1,927
#17	2-ball	1,726
🥇	20-lb can of rice and beans	469
🥇	25-meat staff	5,213
#11	3-ball	4,079
#4	30669 scroll	2,218
#10	33398 scroll	4,940
#6	334 scroll	771
🥈	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3,669
#13	4-ball	2,729
#5	4-d camera	300
#10	4-dimensional fez	53
#9	4-dimensional guitar	713
#5	4:20 bomb	514
#66	5-Alarm Saucepan	6
#8	5-ball	2,176
#7	5-hour acrimony	4,491
#13	6-ball	3,348
#7	64067 scroll	222
#7	668 scroll	380
#7	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	945
#8	7-ball	5,881
#6	7-inch discus	23
#11	8-ball	23,813
🥉	8-billed baseball cap	195
#6	8-bit banana	223
#7	9-ball	712
🥉	99.44% pure math	151
#14	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	61
#37	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	4
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#14	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	8
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	4
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#32	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#44	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	3
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#5	A Light that Never Goes Out	110
🥈	A muse-bouche	1,277
#70	A. W. O. L. commendation	76
#7	ASCII fu manchu	286
#9	ASCII shirt	572
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
🥈	Abyssal ember	348
#23	Accordion of Jordion	11
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#6	Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet	1
🥇	Aerheads	769
🥉	Affirmation Cookie	1,069
🥇	Afternoon Delight	17,069
#7	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	245
🥇	Agent Mauve	25
#6	Aggressive Carrot	5,588
#6	Agitated Turkey	69
#4	Aiolion	3
#4	Aldebaran sardines	69
#7	Alewife™ Ale	788
🥇	Alexy sauce	111
🥉	Alice's Army Alchemist	635
#6	Alice's Army Bowman	196
#7	Alice's Army Cleric	124
#5	Alice's Army Coward	137
#7	Alice's Army Dervish	37
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	14
#6	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	6
🥇	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	21
#6	Alice's Army Foil Coward	6
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil Guard	14
#4	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	13
#6	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	6
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
🥈	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	11
🥇	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	69
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	18
#6	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	11
#12	Alice's Army Foil Page	7
#4	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	20
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#12	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	6
#4	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	14
🥉	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	17
#9	Alice's Army Guard	219
#9	Alice's Army Halberder	237
#7	Alice's Army Hammerman	137
#5	Alice's Army Horseman	169
#6	Alice's Army Lanceman	151
🥈	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	869
#4	Alice's Army Martyr	54
#5	Alice's Army Ninja	500
#5	Alice's Army Nurse	411
#4	Alice's Army Page	369
#6	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	337
#6	Alice's Army Sniper	43
#14	Alice's Army Spearsman	168
#13	Alice's Army Swordsman	184
#8	Alice's Army Wallman	276
#25	Alice's Army booster box	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
🥇	Amanitee	13
🥉	Ambitious Turkey	2,969
🥈	Amnesiac Ale	52
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
🥈	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	969
#8	Amulet of Yendor	2,450
#11	Ancient Protector Soda	69
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#8	Angry Farmer candy	50,669
🥇	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4,269
#18	Ankh of Badahnkadh	115
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#4	Arr, M80	111
🥉	Arrow (+1)	7,669
#6	Arrrmetia trading card	32
#9	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	25
#5	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	69
🥉	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	120
#9	Artist's Spatula of Despair	42
🥇	Artist's Whisk of Misery	137
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#6	Asleep in the Cemetery	247
🥉	Atomic Comic	55
🥇	Atomic Pop	3,969
🥇	Aura Libre	369
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
🥈	AutumnFest ale	13,669
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#5	Aye Aye	37
🥇	Aye Aye, Captain	355
🥈	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	277
#7	Azurite	5,196
#4	BACON	197,969
#8	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	56
#10	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	62
#8	BGE merchandise order form	213
🥈	BGE pocket calendar	46
#12	BGE shotglass	269
🥉	BGE temporary tattoo	101
#5	BGE tiny plastic toy	212
🥇	BOOterfinger	333
🥇	BOOtonniere	69
#7	BRAINS shorts	335
🥉	BRICKO airship	11
#5	BRICKO bat	396
#17	BRICKO brick	76,990
#34	BRICKO bulwark	6
#7	BRICKO cathedral	4
🥈	BRICKO egg	11
#6	BRICKO elephant	44
#30	BRICKO eye brick	3,076
🥈	BRICKO gargantuchicken	11
🥉	BRICKO hat	183
#5	BRICKO octopus	38
🥇	BRICKO ooze	1,038
#6	BRICKO oyster	83
🥉	BRICKO pants	107
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#4	BRICKO pyramid	69
#4	BRICKO python	37
#7	BRICKO reactor	37
#10	BRICKO stud	785
#7	BRICKO sword	46
#9	BRICKO trunk	37
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
🥈	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	13
#5	BROS Energy Drink	1,549
🥇	BUBBLE GUM	842
#376	BURT	55
#5	Bag o' Tricks	8
🥇	Baja sopapilla	423
🥈	Bal-musette accordion	37
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
🥇	Bangyomaman battle juice	1,588
#94	Barney's rake	3
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#20	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	168
#509	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#4	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1,420
🥇	Barulio's bottle	2,169
#43	Bash-Ōs boxtop	17
#7	Bash-Ōs cereal	853
#9	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	221
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#5	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	137
#4	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	355
#6	Batfellow comic	23
#4	Battlie Light Saver	1,011
#10	Beach Buck	1,582
🥇	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	169
🥇	Beignet Milgranet	569
#28	Belt of Howling Anger	15
#11	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6,295
#32	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	3
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
🥇	Better Than Cuddling Cake	13,890
#11	Bettie page	28
🥈	Bicycle	9
🥉	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	37
🥉	Big Punk	246
🥇	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4,369
🥈	Bit O' Quail Spleen	969
#6	BitterSweetTarts	4,569
#4	BittyCar HotCar	7
🥇	BittyCar MeatCar	14
#4	BittyCar SoulCar	6
#9	Bjorn's Hammer	45
#8	Black Angus blackburger	9
🥇	Black Body™ spray	1,300
🥇	Black Hole	213
#9	Black No. 2	18,181
#19	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
🥉	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	371
#8	Blackfly Chardonnay	5,460
#6	Blatantly Canadian	7,250
#106	Bling of the New Wave	9
🥈	Blizzards I Have Died In	69
🥈	Blood 'n' Plenty	269
#5	Blood Light	620
#5	Bloody Nora	569
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Bluzzard	11
#11	Bohemian rhapsody	312
#5	Boletus Broletus mushroom	37
🥉	Boltsmann ID badge	19
🥈	Bone's Farm "wine"	477
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
🥈	Bonestabber	113
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#8	Boosty Juice	4
#45	Boots of Twilight Whispers	9
🥉	Boozehounds Anonymous token	323
🥉	Bordeaux Marteaux	303
🥈	Boris's Helm (askew)	2
🥉	Boris's beer	169
🥉	Boris's bread	269
🥉	Boris's key lime	169
#4	Boris's key lime pie	257
#222	Boris's ring	8
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
🥇	Boss Drops	4,969
🥈	Boulevardier cocktail	469
#6	Bowl of Scorpions	457
🥇	Bowlet	269
🥉	Boxing Day Pass	269
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
🥈	Brain Food Pastaco	77
🥉	Bram's choker	515
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
🥈	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	893
#9	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	83
#6	Breathitin™	32
🥇	Bright Water	169
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#12	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3,890
#4	Brogre brolo shirt	2
🥉	Brogre brorts	2
🥈	Brogre bucket hat	2
#6	Bruno's blessing of Mars	95
#4	Buddy Bjorn	3
#6	Bugbearclaw Donut	181
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#7	Bulky Buddy Box	570
🥇	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	369
🥇	Bustle Hustler	669
🥇	Buttery Boy	55
🥇	Buttery Knob	669
#5	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	57
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#121	C.H.U.M. chum	14
#6	C.H.U.M. knife	271
#9	C.H.U.M. lantern	13
#7	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	54
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	50
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#4	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	51
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	75
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#4	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	85
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#5	CRIMBCOIDS mints	337
#4	CRIMBCOLOAF	669
#7	CSA all-purpose soap	1,377
#6	CSA bravery badge	2,469
🥇	CSA cheerfulness ration	6,969
#12	CSA discount card	1,569
#30	CSA fire-starting kit	676
🥇	CSA obedience grenade	13,137
🥇	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6,969
🥇	Caipiranha	369
#5	Cajun accordion	11
🥉	Calzone of Legend	17
#5	Camp Scout backpack	5
🥇	Camp Scout pup tent	9,669
#5	Can of Spaghetto	37
🥈	Can-Can skirt	69
🥈	Candicaine	239
🥇	Candy Alexander	169
🥉	Cantelope	6
#5	Caramel	3
#8	Carol of the Bulls	17
#8	Carol of the Hells	17
#7	Carol of the Thrills	19
#36	Carpathian longsword	63
🥈	Carpricorn	3
#32	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	2
#9	Celsius 233	7
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
🥇	Cement Mixer	142
🥇	Centauri fish wine	169
#6	Cerebral Cloche	84
#8	Cerebral Crossbow	87
🥉	Cerebral Culottes	102
🥇	Chakra Libre	220
#8	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	60
🥇	Champagne Shimmy	169
#4	Charity's choker	469
🥉	Charleston Choo-Choo	3,303
🥇	Charleston shoes	35
🥉	Charter: Nellyville	38
🥇	Ched	23
#42	Cheer-Up soda	19
#7	Cherry Cloaca Cola	8,755
🥈	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	669
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#4	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	9
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#9	Children's Meal of the Damned	3
#4	Chinese curse words	253
🥈	Choco-Mint patty	3,437
#6	Choker of the Ultragoth	18
#5	Chorale of Companionship	7
#31	Chori Zo trading card	4
🥇	Christmas ham	2
#10	Chroner	5,953
#4	Chroner cross	4
🥇	Chroner trigger	6
🥈	Chubby and Plump bar	4,969
🥇	Churchill	808
#11	Cinco Mayo Lager	23
🥇	Citrus Crush wine cooler	888
🥈	Clan Carnival Game	2
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
🥈	Clan speakeasy	3
#48	Clara's bell	15
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#4	Claybender glasses	148
#6	Climate Colada	21
🥇	Cloaca Cola Polar	9,569
#6	Cloaca grenade	6,200
#8	Cloaca-Cola	20,005
🥇	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	8,888
#8	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1,132
#18	Cloaca-Cola helmet	252
#9	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3,444
#12	Cloaca-Cola shield	732
#7	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	369
#24	Cloak of Dire Shadows	16
#4	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1,969
#4	Cobra Bowl	13
#18	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	4
#4	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	146
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
🥈	Coily™	19
#26	Coinspiracy	1,226
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#9	Cold Hots candy	160,269
#8	Cold One	2,320
🥇	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	5
#19	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	55
#10	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	550
🥇	Comet Drop	2,069
🥈	Comet Pop	1,669
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
🥈	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
🥇	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1,288
🥈	Conspiracy™ mascara	4
🥇	Convincing People You Can See The Future	19
#8	Cookbook of the Damned	54
🥉	Cool Brunch Pastaco	60
#164	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	15
🥉	Cornbeefadon	77
#9	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1,004
🥇	Corpse Island iced tea	669
#30	Cosmic Calorie	2,231
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#5	Cracklin' Oat Bran	580
🥈	Crazymaker	369
🥈	Crepes a la Lune	337
#7	Crimbeau de toilette	150
🥈	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1,894
🥇	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	15
🥇	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	17
🥉	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	19
#5	Crimbo Credit	4,610
🥇	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	13
🥇	Crimbo Factory surprise box	769
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
🥈	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	14
🥉	Crimbo candied pecan	12,000
#4	Crimbo candle	64
🥇	Crimbo cookie sheet	1,669
#4	Crimbo crystal shards	113
#31	Crimbo dinner	37
🥇	Crimbo dog sweater	55
#7	Crimbo food scraps	1,569
🥉	Crimbo fudge	16,869
#12	Crimbo hat	1
🥇	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	14
#8	Crimbo pants	1
🥇	Crimbo paste	269
🥇	Crimbo peppermint bark	18,337
🥈	Crimbo pie	12,669
#4	Crimbo salad	164
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
🥇	Crimbo stockings	5
🥇	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	14
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#6	Crimbo tattoo kit	13
🥈	Crimbo train emergency brake	3,231
🥇	Crimbo tree flocker	14
#6	Crimbo ukulele	14
#16	Crimbo wreath	23
🥈	Crimbojito	505
#8	Crimbolex watch	15
#35	Crimbomega drive chain	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbonium fuel rod	969
#10	Crimbosmopolitan	161
#19	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	4
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot battery	537
#5	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2,180
#4	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	192
#7	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	152
#8	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	2
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#5	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	194
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	269
#8	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	88
#6	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	195
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#27	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	21
#4	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	175
#8	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	104
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	3
#23	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	31
#6	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	169
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3,285
#4	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	145
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	9
#6	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	4
#5	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	256
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4,580
#8	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	505
#31	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	15
#4	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	182
#5	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1,913
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	316
#7	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	122
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
🥈	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1,208
#6	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1,380
#19	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	101
#32	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	199
#22	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	24
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#5	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	3
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#35	Crimbough	2
#9	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#8	Crimboween memo	848
#4	Crimboysters Rockefeller	369
🥈	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	17
🥈	Crimbuccaneer breeches	181
#4	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	202
#4	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	14
🥈	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	405
🥇	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	16,295
🥇	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	82
🥉	Crimbuccaneer lantern	15
🥇	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	669
🥇	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	47
🥈	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	20,940
🥇	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	101
🥈	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	537
🥉	Crimbuccaneer runebone	16
🥈	Crimbuccaneer shirt	828
#4	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	83
#4	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	15
🥇	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	17
🥈	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	177
#4	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	154
#589	Crimbuck	1,752
#4	Crimbylow-rise jeans	6
#11	Crown of Thrones	3
#37	Crown of the Goblin King	369
🥇	Cursed Punch	1,569
🥈	Cycloney	4
🥉	D roll	4,969
🥇	DNOTC Box	111
#9	DUFRESNE Suds	477
🥇	Dad's brandy	2,669
#8	Daffy Taffy	43,669
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1,588
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	248
#5	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	261
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	251
#6	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	269
#4	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	224
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	269
#8	Daisy's unclean bloomers	27
#8	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	4
#4	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	102
🥇	Dark & Starry	569
#25	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#8	Das Überkühlraum trading card	21
#64	Deactivated O. A. F.	11
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#4	Deep Dish of Legend	13
🥈	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1,337
#6	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	122
🥇	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	969
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#6	Diet Cloaca Cola	2,055
🥈	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	26
🥉	Dinsey Whinskey	101
🥇	Dinsey face paint	1,237
#4	Dinsey food-cone	111
🥇	Dinsey tattoo kit	13
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
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#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#159	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
#43	Disco Banjo	12
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#8	Disgeist	37
🥇	Dish of Clarified Butter	9,911
🥇	Divine	1,969
#6	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	37
#4	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2,658
#38	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	490
#4	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2,272
#8	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2,777
🥇	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	6,666
🥉	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	353
🥇	Doc's Fortifying Wine	209
🥈	Doc's Limbering Wine	326
🥇	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	169
#10	Doc's Miracle Cure	170
🥈	Doc's Smartifying Wine	369
🥉	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	42
🥇	Dogsgotnonoz pills	877
🥇	Doll Moll violin case	3
#8	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	2
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#5	Dolphin King's crown	1,588
#9	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4,369
🥇	Doublepunchplanter	237
#15	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	384
🥇	Drac & Tan	869
#8	Dramatic™ range	273
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1,269
🥈	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	11
🥉	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	22
🥈	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	11
#8	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	69
🥇	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	37
🥇	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	22
#4	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	18
🥈	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	105
#5	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	21
#4	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	24
#4	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	17
#10	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	140
🥉	Dreadsylvanian stew	17
🥉	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	13
#4	Dressage	3
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#26	Drip harness	1
🥉	Driplet	337
🥈	Dripwood slab	7
🥇	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	969
#138	Drowsy Sword	132
🥇	Drunk Uncles holo-record	169
🥉	Drunken Astrophysicist	111
🥈	Drunken Neurologist	113
🥈	Drunken Philosopher	369
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#8	Drunkula's silky pants	3
#8	Dump Truck	69
🥉	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	7
🥉	Duskwalker fangs	213
#4	Duskwalker syringe	772
#18	Dust bunny	569
🥉	Dweebisol™ inhaler	844
#8	Dyspepsi grenade	1,200
#10	Dyspepsi-Cola	12,173
#6	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	555
#8	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	742
#7	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	669
#7	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2,500
#9	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	269
🥇	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1,888
🥈	EMD holo-record	25
🥈	Earring of Fire	37
🥈	Earth and Firewater	230
🥇	Earth, Wind and Firewater	298
#7	Easter grasshopper	7
🥈	Eau de Guaneau	169
#5	Ecto-Cooler	566
#20	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#4	Effermint™ tablets	3,769
#6	Egnaro berry	49
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#28	El Vibrato power sphere	97
#27	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	3
🥉	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	55
#6	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	127
🥇	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1,101
#7	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	37
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	71
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	49
🥈	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	69
#8	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	248
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
#4	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	196
#42	El Vibrato restraints	14
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#8	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	6
#12	Eldritch snap	11
🥇	Electric Punch	111
#162	Elf Army machine parts	1
#8	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	888
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	33
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	23
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	15
#5	Elf Guard MPC	14,201
#7	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	6
#23	Elf Guard broom	2
🥇	Elf Guard clipboard	39
🥉	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	198
🥈	Elf Guard eyedrops	362
🥉	Elf Guard fuel tank	10
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
🥇	Elf Guard honor present	111
#7	Elf Guard hotpants	19
#11	Elf Guard insignia (general)	9
🥈	Elf Guard insignia (private)	373
🥉	Elf Guard mouthknife	164
🥉	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	104
#6	Elf Guard patrol cap	21
#4	Elf Guard payroll bag	112
🥇	Elf Guard red and white beret	42
🥇	Elf Guard safety bear	318
🥇	Elf Guard squirtgun	169
🥉	Elf Guard strategic map	26
#8	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	9
🥈	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	669
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#9	Elfin shortbread	816
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
🥉	Elizabeth's paintbrush	602
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#4	Ellsbury's skull	20
#5	Elmley shades	211
🥉	Elron's Explosive Etude	13
🥈	Elvish delight	1,969
#7	Elvish sunglasses	5
🥇	Elvish underarmor	20
🥉	En Una Fila Tequila	22
🥉	Enchanted Flyswatter	469
#6	Enchanted Plunger	217
🥇	Energy Buzz Pastaco	117
#5	Engorged Sausages and You	4
#49	Ent cider	330
#15	Event Horizon	13
🥇	Everfull Dart Holster	1
🥇	Everlasting Deckswabber	969
🥇	Every Day is Like This Sundae	337
🥇	Extra-slimy Slimosa	500
🥇	Extrovermectin™	637
🥈	Eye Agate	15,169
🥇	Eye and a Twist	1,169
#114	FDKOL commendation	6,666
🥉	FDKOL fire hose	4
#5	FDKOL hotcakes	1,477
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#29	Fabiotion	3
🥇	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2,369
#5	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	297
#6	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	37
🥇	Fantasma en la Máquina	2,969
#24	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	90
#22	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	108
#36	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	92
#4	FantasyRealm guest pass	13
#7	FantasyRealm key	43
🥉	FantasyRealm mead	13
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#4	FantasyRealm tattoo kit	1
#4	FantasyRealm turkey leg	2
🥉	Fauna Libre	122
🥈	Faux	11
#6	Feliz Navidad	69
#10	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2,312
#4	Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel	1
🥇	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1,111
🥇	Fettris	669
#9	Feynman gate	1,125
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#8	Finnish Fish	42
🥇	Firewater	269
🥈	First Post shirt package	1
#8	Fitspiration™ poster	209
#4	Five Second Energy™	77
🥇	Flag by the Foot™	600
🥈	Flamin' Whatshisname	3,969
🥉	Flaming Caipiranha	119
🥉	Flaming Knob	209
#5	Flaming Mohobo	189
🥉	Flaming Sazerorc	111
#7	Flan	3
🥉	Flan in the Moon	141
🥉	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	39
🥈	Flaskfull of Hollow	9,969
#5	Fleshazole™	64
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
🥈	Flying Caipiranha	55
#4	Fog Murderer	355
#50	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	3
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
🥈	Frankly Mr. Shank	122
#6	Frat Army FGF	1,380
🥇	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	688
#6	Freddy Kruegerand	3,837
#6	French bronilla brogurt	29
🥇	French slippers	1
🥈	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	3
#6	Friendliness Beverage	1,533
#7	Friendly Turkey	69
🥈	Frigid Northern Beans	269
#7	Frogade	781
🥉	Fromage Pinotage	198
#6	Frost™ brand sword	107
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#6	Frosty's frosty mug	440
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#27	Frosty's nailbat	3
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#6	Frown Exerciser	11
#12	Fu Manchu Wax	217
🥉	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	169
#5	Fudgie Roll	397
🥉	Fun-Guy spore	333
#4	FunFunds™	13,869
🥈	Fuzzby	1
🥇	Fuzzy Tentacle	369
#5	GOTO	5,335
#6	Gabarbar	37
#10	Gaia beads	688
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#7	Game Grid ticket	5,555
#11	Game Grid token	5,469
🥇	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	3,669
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#16	Gathered Meat-Clip	13,269
#18	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	19
🥉	Gazelleton	3
#6	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	48
🥈	Gearhead Goo	1,187
#6	Genalen™ Bottle	4,469
🥉	Gene Tonic: Beast	115
🥈	Gene Tonic: Constellation	169
🥇	Gene Tonic: Construct	137
🥈	Gene Tonic: Demon	42
#7	Gene Tonic: Dude	42
#6	Gene Tonic: Elemental	11
#4	Gene Tonic: Elf	44
#5	Gene Tonic: Fish	112
🥈	Gene Tonic: Goblin	42
🥇	Gene Tonic: Hippy	56
🥇	Gene Tonic: Hobo	69
#4	Gene Tonic: Horror	37
#4	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	42
🥇	Gene Tonic: Insect	61
🥈	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	83
🥇	Gene Tonic: Orc	69
#10	Gene Tonic: Penguin	69
🥉	Gene Tonic: Pirate	77
🥇	Gene Tonic: Plant	137
🥇	Gene Tonic: Slime	54
🥇	Gene Tonic: Undead	124
🥉	Gene Tonic: Weird	77
#9	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2,037
#4	Gets-You-Drunk	77
🥇	Ghiaccio Colada	12
🥈	Ghosprey	7
🥈	Ghost Dog Chow	4,469
🥉	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	37
🥈	Giant black monolith	369
🥇	Gin Mint	337
🥉	Glamare	3
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#32	Glenn's golden dice	4
#4	Glo-Pop	397
🥈	Globmule	4
🥈	Glum berry	576
#4	Gnollish Crossdress	506
#9	Gnollish autoplunger	1,043
🥇	Gnollish casserole dish	14,769
#5	Gnollish flyswatter	2,075
#7	Gnollish pie server	987
#6	Gnollish pie tin	69,969
#6	Gnollish plunger	2,362
🥇	Gnollish sangria	1,337
#5	Gnollish slotted spoon	1,317
#7	Gnollish toolbox	2,034
🥈	Gnomish sagngria	188
🥉	Gnomish toolbox	177
#7	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	79
🥈	Go-Wassail	10,069
#16	God Lobster Egg	2
🥈	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1,769
🥇	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	17
🥇	Golden Light	117
🥇	Golden Mean	269
🥇	Good 'n' Quiet	569
🥇	Good 'n' Slimy	1,369
#366	Goodfella contract	81
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#8	Gordon Bennett	420
#4	Gorillape	3
#55	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	11
#17	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	1
#4	Grasshopper	21
🥇	Grateful Undead T-shirt	469
🥉	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	42
🥉	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	37
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
🥉	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	11
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
🥈	Great Older Fashioned	169
#5	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	2
#5	Great Wolf's left paw	3
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
🥉	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	2
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#25	Greaves of the Murk Lord	18
#5	Greek fire	369
🥈	Green Burlap	177
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
🥇	Green Giant	369
#4	Green Manalishi	8,869
🥇	Green Muslin	169
🥇	Green Velvet	237
🥈	Grey Guanon	69
🥇	Grim Brothers' story book	64
#24	Grimacite Bock	2
🥇	Grimacite gaiters	1
🥉	Grimacite galoshes	1
#4	Grimacite garter	1
🥇	Grimacite gasmask	1
#5	Grimacite gat	1
🥇	Grimacite gauntlets	1
🥈	Grimacite girdle	1
🥈	Grimacite glaive	1
🥇	Grimacite go-go boots	2
🥈	Grimacite goggles	1
🥉	Grimacite gorget	1
🥇	Grimacite gown	1
🥈	Grimacite greaves	1
🥉	Grimacite guayabera	1
#6	Groll doll	839
#8	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	4
🥈	Gummi-DNA	5,469
🥉	Gummi-Gnauga	14,277
🥈	Gummy Brains	516
#13	Guzzlr cocktail set	320
🥇	Guzzlr tablet	1
#6	Guzzlrbuck	1,000
#10	Gygaxian Libram	1
🥈	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	288
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#8	Hairpiece On Fire	100
🥉	Half a Purse	42
#4	Hand in Glove	37
🥇	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	537
#5	Handsome Devil	399
#57	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
#9	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1,866
#6	Hatorade	338
#5	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1,495
🥈	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1,669
🥉	Haymaker	77
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#7	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	13
🥈	Hell and How I Bent It	6
🥇	Hell broth	2,354
🥈	Hell ramen	4,169
🥇	Hellfire Spicy Beans	300
#48	Helm of the Scream Emperor	9
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
🥉	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	32
#5	Herring Daiquiri	50
🥇	Herring Wallbanger	177
🥇	Herringtini	169
🥉	Hersey™ SMOOCH	101
#5	Hide-rox™ cookie	63
🥇	Highest Bitter	169
🥉	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	200
#58	Hippy Army MPE	245
🥇	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	11
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	7
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#5	Hodgman's blanket	606
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#12	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	4
#4	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	14
🥈	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	18
#15	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	4
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
🥇	Holiday Fun!	18,888
🥈	Hollandaise helmet	44,012
🥇	Homebodyl™	637
🥇	Hot 'n' Scarys	369
🥇	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	121
🥈	How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying	21
🥈	How to Avoid Scams	45,420
#10	How to Play Othello	123
🥇	Humanitini	437
#4	Humpty Dumplings	43
🥇	Hundred Headed IPA	420
#7	Hunger™ Sauce	23
#5	Ice Island Long Tea	154
🥉	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	29
🥇	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	106
#5	Ice-Cold Beerring	7
#7	Iceberglar scarf	372
#11	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2,978
#9	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7,990
#11	Illuminati earpiece	127
🥈	Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos	23
#11	Imp Ale	28,894
#87	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	10
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
🥈	Inndya trading card	111
#8	Inner Strength	42
#9	Inner Truth	37
#8	Inner Wisdom	37
#716	Instant Karma	5
🥇	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1,369
🥈	Irish Coffee, English Heart	569
#10	Irish eggnog	2
#410	Iron Beta of Industry	19
🥇	Island Hurricane	69
🥇	Island Landslide	269
🥉	Island Thunderstorm	37
🥇	Iunion Crown	1
🥇	Jack-O-Lantern beer	3,337
🥇	Jack-in-the-box	2,281
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
🥇	Jackhammer	111
🥈	Jacob's rung	568
🥇	Jamaican coffee	420
#10	Jamocha berry	46
🥇	January's Garbage Tote	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#8	Jarlsberg's earring	269
#7	Jarlsberg's key lime	88
#6	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	283
🥉	Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	13
#5	Jawmaster 2000™	25
🥉	Jefferson wings	1,269
#7	Jekyllin hide belt	3
#5	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	209
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#8	Jokester makeup	85
#16	Jolly Roger charrrm	821
#6	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	369
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#46	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	430
🥉	Jungle Juice	114
#10	Junior Adventurer's kit	3
🥈	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	2
🥇	Junk-Bond	274
🥈	Kashmir sweater	642
#8	Keese berry	55
🥈	Kelflar vest	210
#8	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	13
#9	Kentucky-fried meat staff	13
🥈	Kentucky-fried meat sword	105
🥇	Kentucky-style derby	242,042
#6	Kevlar balloon	104
#8	Kiss the Knob apron	19
#4	Kissin' Cousins	32
#7	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	42
#5	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	169
#7	Knob Goblin Mutagen	277
#9	Knob Goblin Uberpants	269
#8	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	340
#5	Knob Goblin elite helm	3,244
#8	Knob Goblin elite pants	1,808
#4	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3,896
#14	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1,728
🥇	Knob Goblin eyedrops	7,887
#7	Knob Goblin firecracker	5,645
#5	Knob Goblin harem pants	1,457
🥉	Knob Goblin harem veil	3,884
🥉	Knob Goblin learning pill	2,140
#4	Knob Goblin love potion	21,778
#8	Knob Goblin lunchbox	780
🥇	Knob Goblin melon baller	20,637
#9	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1,739
#9	Knob Goblin pants	2,820
#6	Knob Goblin perfume	590
#4	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4,173
#6	Knob Goblin scimitar	3,300
🥈	Knob Goblin seltzer	85,866
🥉	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2,135
#48	Knob Goblin spatula	1,068
🥈	Knob Goblin steroids	25,990
#7	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3,223
🥈	Knob Goblin superseltzer	38,109
#6	Knob Goblin tongs	5,401
#5	Knob Goblin visor	140,769
#4	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	137
#4	Knob jelly donut	526
🥈	Knob lo mein	1,152
#7	Knob mushroom	9,700
#7	Knob nuts	572
🥈	Knob pasty	1,069
#24	Knob sausage	1,274
#4	Knob sausage stir-fry	590
#10	Knob shroomkabob	131
🥉	Knob stir-fry	730
🥇	Knob stroganoff	1,369
#8	Knob stuffed shells	505
🥈	Knoll lo mein	698
#7	Knoll mushroom	4,969
#7	Knoll shroomkabob	954
🥉	Knoll stir-fry	443
#8	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	374
#5	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
🥈	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	37
#5	Kokomo Resort Chip	185
🥇	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	242
#12	Kokomo Resort Pass	219
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
🥇	Kudzu salad	17
🥈	Kudzu slaw	1,001
#59	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1,317
🥉	LCD game: Burger Belt	828
#4	LCD game: Food Eater	668
🥉	LCD game: Garbage River	2,852
#9	LED block	348
🥇	LED candle	337
#7	LOLmec statuette	14
#5	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	92
#10	LOV Elephant	103
🥈	LOV Elixir #3	1,778
#6	LOV Elixir #6	376
#6	LOV Elixir #9	377
🥉	LOV Emotionizer	469
#5	LOV Enamorang	234
#6	LOV Entrance Pass	6
🥉	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	437
🥇	LT&T tattoo kit	3
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
🥇	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	2,696
#550	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#7	Lapis Lazuli	5,369
🥉	Lars the Cyberian	69
🥇	Lava Miner's Daughter	18
🥉	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	16
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#4	Lazenby's Life Lesson	2
🥇	Lazybones™ recliner	88
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
🥇	Left-Hand Man action figure	7
🥇	Lemonade-235	169
#17	Lens of Hatred	1
#29	Leonard's glasses	43
🥉	Lepardner	6
#8	Let Me Be!	77
🥇	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	481
🥇	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1,669
#7	Li'l Businessman Kit	72
#19	Liam's mail	178
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#25	Libram of Love Songs	3
#43	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#47	Libram of Resolutions	1
#23	License To Kill	3
#6	Lil' Snowball Factory	26
🥉	Little Crimson Book	42
🥇	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	4
🥇	Living to Drink, Drinking to Live	1
🥉	Loathing Idol Microphone	469
🥈	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	69
🥇	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	69
🥈	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	69
🥇	Loathing Legion many-purpose hook	1
🥇	Loathing Legion necktie	1
🥇	Loathing Legion pizza stone	1
🥇	Loathing Legion tattoo needle	1
🥇	Loathing Legion universal screwdriver	1
🥇	Lobos Mints	999
🥉	Lobster qua Grill	128
#6	Lockenstock™ sandals	1,669
🥇	Locust	269
#6	Lollipop Drop	37
🥇	Lolsipop	1,669
🥉	London frog	442
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#8	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	32
#124	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	165
#7	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	5,669
🥇	Louder Than Bomb	669
#5	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	9,856
🥈	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	21
🥇	Lucky Strikes holo-record	169
#7	Lucky Surprise Egg	2,246
🥈	Ludovico Pastaco	88
🥈	Lumineux Limnio	500
🥇	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	3
🥈	LyleCo premium pickaxe	1
🥉	M-242	13,096
🥈	MSG	3,669
#32	Mace of the Tortoise	17
#27	Mad Train wine	13,102
🥇	Mae West	1,900
🥈	Mae West with a fly in it	300
🥉	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1,469
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#31	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	1
🥇	Mallomarbles	369
#7	Manetwich	204
🥉	Mansquito Serum	4
#5	Mansquito's blood	322
#8	Manual of Lock Picking	5
#5	Manual of Secret Door Detection	19
#6	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	4
#7	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2,410
#6	Mark I Steam-Hat	69
🥉	Mark II Steam-Hat	171
#8	Mark III Steam-Hat	14
🥉	Mark IV Steam-Hat	399
#4	Mark V Steam-Hat	1,663
🥇	Mark of the Bugbear	369
🥇	Mark of the Ghost	369
🥇	Mark of the Skeleton	369
🥇	Mark of the Vampire	369
🥇	Mark of the Werewolf	369
🥇	Mark of the Zombie	469
🥈	Marltini	1,369
#184	Marquis de Poivre soda	55
🥇	Marvelous Unitard	1
🥈	Marvin's marvelous pill	569
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
🥇	Maxing, Relaxing	369
#7	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4,392
#36	MayDay™ contract	1
🥇	Mayam spinach	437
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#7	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	37
🥇	Mayodiol	214
🥉	Mayoflex	236
🥈	Mayonex	274
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#14	Mayor Ghost's gavel	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
🥉	Mayor Ghost's sash	2
#4	Mayor Ghost's scissors	1
#4	Mayor Ghost's toupee	3
🥉	Mayostat	105
🥈	Mayozapine	105
#5	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	869
#8	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2,316
🥈	Meat Butler	369
#6	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	37
#8	Meat detector	37
#4	Meat maid	101
🥈	Meat maid body	1,069
#11	Meat-inflating powder	211
🥉	Mechamelion	6
#8	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	34
🥇	Medical Pastaco	69
🥈	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11,000
#11	Meleegra™ pills	1,516
🥇	Memories of Beanslinging	1
🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
🥈	Memory Disk, Alpha	137
#11	Mer-kin begsign	12
🥇	Mer-kin breastplate	477
🥉	Mer-kin bunwig	90
#6	Mer-kin cancerstick	90
🥈	Mer-kin cheatsheet	102
🥇	Mer-kin cookiestove	4,970
#4	Mer-kin cooljuice	235
🥉	Mer-kin digpick	115
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
🥇	Mer-kin dragbelt	129
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
🥇	Mer-kin eyedrops	37
#5	Mer-kin eyeglasses	118
#7	Mer-kin facecowl	6
#7	Mer-kin fastjuice	212
#6	Mer-kin finpaddle	37
#8	Mer-kin fitbrine	69
#6	Mer-kin foodbucket	1,509
#4	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	3
🥉	Mer-kin gutgirdle	50
🥉	Mer-kin hallpass	139
#7	Mer-kin healscroll	420
#6	Mer-kin hidepaint	226
#7	Mer-kin hookspear	153
#4	Mer-kin killscroll	472
#12	Mer-kin knucklebone	30
#4	Mer-kin lipstick	226
🥈	Mer-kin lunchbox	177
#4	Mer-kin mouthsoap	177
🥉	Mer-kin paste	107
#4	Mer-kin pinkslip	69
#9	Mer-kin prayerbeads	126
#7	Mer-kin pressureglobe	267
🥇	Mer-kin ragejuice	1,606
🥇	Mer-kin rocksalt	169
🥇	Mer-kin rollpin	9
🥇	Mer-kin roundshield	515
🥇	Mer-kin saltmint	888
🥇	Mer-kin saltsquid	1,237
🥈	Mer-kin sawdust	178
#4	Mer-kin scholar mask	3
🥈	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	15
🥉	Mer-kin smartjuice	191
🥈	Mer-kin sneakmask	269
🥉	Mer-kin stopwatch	29
🥇	Mer-kin strongjuice	317
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
🥈	Mer-kin takebag	569
#7	Mer-kin thingpouch	1,069
🥉	Mer-kin waistrope	11
🥉	Mer-kin weaksauce	300
🥈	Mer-kin wordquiz	709
🥈	Mer-kin worktea	135
🥉	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	4
🥈	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	3
#4	Merc Core challenge coin	1
#5	Merc Core deployment orders	4
#125	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	20
🥈	Meteoid ice beam	4
🥈	Meteorite-Ade	1,669
🥇	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2,069
#17	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	8,333
🥉	Microplushie: Bropane	899
🥉	Microplushie: Dorkonide	390
🥉	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	400
🥉	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	283
🥉	Microplushie: Gothochondria	857
🥉	Microplushie: Hippylase	689
🥉	Microplushie: Hipsterine	464
🥉	Microplushie: Hobomosome	616
🥉	Microplushie: Otakulone	2,217
🥉	Microplushie: Raverdrine	692
#4	Microplushie: Sororitrate	813
🥈	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	48,999
🥇	Milk Studs	27,669
#73	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
🥇	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	75
#13	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	37
#7	Miniborg beeper	60
🥉	Miniborg hiveminder	61
#6	Miniborg laser	50
#6	Miniborg stomper	95
🥈	Miniborg strangler	212
#65	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
🥇	Mint Yulep	420
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	7
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	8
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	6
🥇	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	7
🥈	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	11
🥇	Miserable Pie	369
🥇	Miss Graves' vermouth	37
#7	Missing Eye Simulation Device	186
#4	Misty Cape	224
🥉	Misty Cloak	369
#159	Misty Robe	13
#5	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	12
#10	Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash	2
#4	Mob Penguin cellular phone	31,669
#5	Mohawk wig	4,469
#5	Mohobo	177
🥇	Mon Tiki	1,777
#4	Monstar energy beverage	4,669
#7	Monster Manuel	1
🥈	Moon Pie	277
🥇	Moonds	2,669
🥈	Moonshine Mohobo	189
#6	Moonthril Schnapps	37
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#5	Morbidda trading card	37
🥇	More Humanitini than Humanitini	669
#5	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	233
#4	Mornington crescent roll	1,702
#4	Morphan	4
#5	Mortimer's nostrum	288
#4	Morto Moreto	404
🥈	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	427
🥇	Mountain Stream gastrique	213
#26	Mountain Stream soda	5,497
🥉	Mr. Accessaturday	69
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
🥇	Mr. Accessory Jr.	13
🥉	Mr. Balloon	40
🥇	Mr. Big's Wallet	37
#9	Mr. Burnsger	34
#34	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	4
🥈	Mr. Container	2
#4	Mr. Eh?	4
#8	Mr. Haggis	943
#6	Mr. Joe's bangles	156
#10	Mr. Mediocrebar	54,969
#24	Mr. Screege's spectacles	130
🥇	Mrs. Rush	420
🥈	Ms. Accessory	11
#6	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2,100
#4	Mu	2
#4	Mudflap-Girl Earring	27
🥇	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	107
🥇	Mudflap-Girl Ring	827
🥈	Murderer's Punch	5,069
🥇	Murgatroyd diode	1
#4	Muschat	164
🥈	Mustardigrade	4
#8	My First Art of War	64
🥇	My First Paycheck envelope	77
#8	My Life of Crime, a Memoir	3
#20	My Own Pen Pal kit	2
#7	Mylar balloon	120
#4	Mysterious Black Box	872
#4	Mysterious Blue Box	906
🥈	Mysterious Green Box	1,770
🥇	Mysterious Island iced tea	1,969
#4	Mysterious Red Box	833
🥈	Mysterious Stranger	169
#5	ND	1,107
#4	NG	633
#18	NPZR chemistry set	412
#8	Nadsat berry	36
🥇	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	1,000
#5	Nardz energy beverage	379
#4	Nayztameetjoo trading card	65
🥇	Necbro wafers	6,969
#8	Necrotelicomnicon	277
#8	Neuromancer	909
🥈	Never Don't Stop Not Striving	3
#34	Neverending Party favor	20
🥈	Neverending Party guest pass	71
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#18	New Age healing crystal	3,069
🥈	New Age hurting crystal	7,777
#4	New Cloaca-Cola	169
#11	New Zealand iced tea	1,735
#16	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#6	Newark	369
🥈	Newbiesport™ backpack	3
#7	Newbiesport™ tent	3,245
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#304	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	22
🥈	Nightmare Fuel	2,969
🥈	Nightstalker perfume	669
🥇	No Hats as Art	55
#5	Nog-on-the-Cob	7
#5	Non-Euclidean Finance	6
🥇	Northern pemmican	2,437
🥇	Nose Ring of Putrescence	77
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3,569
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3,369
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3,300
🥉	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	667
#4	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	443
🥇	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1,369
🥉	Now You're Cooking With Grease	4
#9	Now and Earlier	1,259
🥇	Nuclear Blastball	19,369
🥉	Nursine	11
#9	O	825
#5	O'RLY manual	2,299
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#4	Official Seal of Dreadsylvania	1
#9	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	200
🥉	Oh, the Humanitini	273
#13	Oil of Parrrlay	185
🥇	Okee-Dokee soda	837
#26	Ol' Scratch's ash can	3
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#5	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	514
#25	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	3
#11	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
#4	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	50
#5	Oopsie IPA	2
#14	Operation Patriot Shield	3
🥇	Oppossum	13
#34	Orange Star of Sacrifice	35
🥈	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1,252
#5	Orcish baseball cap	1,777
🥉	Orcish cargo shorts	1,465
#11	Orcish frat-paddle	2,386
🥉	Orcish meat locker	387
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
🥇	Oreille Divisée brandy	333
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
#25	Oscus's pelt	3
#6	Osk'r Chow	222
🥈	Othello's dagger	569
#5	Othello's handkerchief	47
#13	Othello's military jacket	16
🥇	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	169
#13	Our Daily Candles™ order form	2
#5	Outer Wolf™ cologne	94
#6	P.B.L.T.	3,837
🥇	PADL Phone	33,175
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#8	PB&BP	48
#6	PB&J with the crusts cut off	3,469
🥇	PEEZ dispenser	36,969
🥇	PVC staff	77
🥉	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2,969
🥇	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	23
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
🥇	Pain Dip	5,969
🥈	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	925
#520	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
🥇	Pantsgiving	7
#6	Para-Pop	22
🥇	Party Planning on a Budget	1
#5	Party-in-a-Can™	72
#52	Pasta Spoon of Peril	5
🥉	Pastaco shell	51
🥇	Peaclock	9
#5	Pecos Dave's sixgun	33
#5	Peek-a-Boo!	2
🥇	Pendant of Fire	69
🥉	Pendant of Gargalesis	77
#56	Pener's drumstick	1
#9	Penultimate Fantasy chest	10,169
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
🥇	Pete's rich ricotta	124
🥇	Pete's wiley whey bar	228
🥈	Phil Collins	269
🥉	Phlegethon	43
#8	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	484
🥈	Piddles	29,769
🥉	Pillowbug	3
🥈	Pimpsqueak	13
#4	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1,811
#5	Pink Heart of Spirit	68
🥉	PirateRealm guest pass	22
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
🥈	Pizza of Legend	42
#4	Plague of Locusts	155
🥇	Platinum HP-35 Calculator	1
#7	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	2
🥇	PlexiPips	5,069
🥇	Pneumo bar	969
#10	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	14
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#10	Pocket Meteor Guide	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
🥇	Pocket Professor memory chip	111
🥉	Poison Oak trading card	146
#9	Poké-Gro fertilizer	350
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#4	Pokëmann band-aid	2,037
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1,137
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	737
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	180
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	777
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	337
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	469
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	769
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	420
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	237
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	669
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	292
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	869
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1,269
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	669
🥇	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1,000
#5	Polka Pop	2,129
#9	Polysniff Perfume	296
🥇	Pop Art: a Guide	22
🥈	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	142
🥈	Potion of Heroism	24
🥇	Power-Guy 2000 holo-record	111
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#6	Prelude of Precision	15
#9	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	77
#5	Princess Rutabaga trading card	80
#11	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1,320
🥉	Professor What T-Shirt	1,041
🥉	Protects-Your-Junk	2
🥇	Prunets	2,796
🥇	Psycho From The Heat	12
🥈	Psychotic Train wine	40,969
🥇	Puffstone cigar	37
🥉	Punching Potion	1,156
#4	Punchplanter	27
#5	Purple Beast energy drink	18,069
🥇	Putrid Pendant	137
🥈	Quaatorade™	37
#6	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	330
#7	Quiets-Your-Steps	1
🥇	Rümpelstiltz	42
🥈	R'lyeh	5,969
#7	Racisto Ruidoso	71
#8	Rad Lib	10,369
#12	Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)	2
#5	Rad-Pro (1 oz.)	23
🥉	Radberry Rip wine cooler	463
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#5	Radio Free Foil	1
🥉	Radio Free Pants	1
#5	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	2
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
🥈	Radio KoL Flashlight	2
🥉	Radio KoL Keychain	2
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
🥇	Radio KoL Patch	4
🥉	Raggedy Hippy doll	1,069
#64	Rainbow's Gravity	3
#6	Ralph IX cognac	28
#5	Ram's Face Lager	35,769
🥈	Rattlin' Chains	438
🥇	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	169
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer	169
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	93
🥈	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	69
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	101
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	169
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	669
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar	200
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	769
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	420
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta	111
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris	269
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	569
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	169
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	142
🥇	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	142
🥇	Red Army camouflage kit	2,437
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
🥈	Red Dwarf	1,715
#16	Red Fox glove	1
🥇	Red Pill	313
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#18	Red Roger's red left hand	5
#32	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#15	Red Roger's red right hand	5
#62	Red Roger's reliquary	15
🥈	Red Rover BB gun	718
🥈	Red Russian	24
#9	Red X Shield	54
#9	Redeye™ Eyedrops	162
#8	Regular Cloaca Cola	1,582
🥉	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	134
🥉	Rethinking Candy	6
🥇	Retrospecs	1
🥉	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	3
🥈	Riker's Search History	392
🥇	Ring of Fire	264
#4	Ring of the Sewer Snake	69
#17	Rock Garden Guide	3
#7	Rock Pops	20,969
#20	Rock and Roll Legend	104
🥉	Rogue Windmill Rouge	513
#8	Roman sadnals	50
🥇	Rompedores de Fantasmas	2,969
#9	Roo trading card	21
🥉	Royal scepter	2
#27	Rubee™	1,500
#4	Ruffalo	4
#7	Russian Ice	1,810
#16	S.A.V.E. flyer	32
#47	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
🥇	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	13
#5	S.S. Ticket	13
🥇	S.T.L.T.	420
#8	SMOOCH bottlecap	169
🥈	SMOOCH bracers	25
🥇	SMOOCH breastplate	24
🥇	SMOOCH codpiece	50
#6	SMOOCH coffee cup	2
🥇	SMOOCH kneepads	13
#5	SMOOCH soda	5,999
🥇	SMOOCH spaulders	13
#5	SPF 451 lip balm	355
🥉	STYX deodorant body spray	2
#7	Saccharine Maple pendant	5
🥈	Sacramento wine	16,969
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
🥈	Saison du Lune	1,069
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
🥇	Salsa Caliente™ candle	420
🥇	Salsa Libre	42
🥇	Salsa de las Epocas	444
🥇	Sangria de Menthe	269
🥉	Sasq™ watch	7
🥈	Satan hat	5
#5	Saturday Night Special	725
#8	Saucepanic	37
🥉	Sazerorc	130
🥉	Sazuruk-hai	111
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
🥈	Scent of a Human™ candle	1,080
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#9	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	82
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
🥉	Schrödinger's thermos	9,681
#7	Science Notebook	2
🥈	Scorpion Bowl	161
#53	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	2
🥇	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	13
#6	Scuba Snack	169
#39	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	1
#23	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
🥇	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#25	Senior Mints	14,269
#7	Sensual Massage for Creeps	115
#6	Septapus summoning charm	5
#4	Sequestrian	4
#4	Serenity trading card	69
🥈	Sexy Cosmo	325
#4	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	237
🥇	Shantix™	69
🥇	Sheila Take a Crossbow	148
#50	Shield of Icy Fate	9
#19	Shielding Potion	16
🥈	Shivering Chèvre	12,860
#81	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	15
#8	Shot of Kardashian Gin	340
🥇	Shot of the Living Dead	269
#4	Shrieking Weasel holo-record	19
🥈	Shrubble Bubble	425
🥉	Shudder	5
#4	Siberian sunrise	769
🥈	Silly Little Love Song	25
#5	Silver Bullet beer	377
🥇	Simepore slime	669
#27	Sinful Desires	45
#7	Single Alice's Army Foil	13
🥇	Sister Accessory	4
🥇	Site Alpha ID badge	19
🥈	Sitrep berry	234
🥇	Sizzling Sinner	269
#18	Sketcherz™	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
🥇	Skull Punch	169
#7	Skullery Maid's Knee	301
#8	Skullhead's Screw	1,182
#4	Skully's hot chocolate	19
#5	Sledgehamster	2
🥇	Slimebite	569
#5	Slimosa	95
🥇	Slippery Knob	420
🥈	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	244
🥈	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	455
#4	Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook	1
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#4	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	369
#70	Small Medium	1
🥉	Smart Bone Dust	712
🥉	Smashmoth	4
🥇	Smoldering Clover™ candle	269
🥇	Smuggler's Punch	169
#4	Snarf berry	69
#7	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	108
🥉	Sneaky Pete's key lime	281
#5	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	329
#8	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	3
#5	Snoutlet	3
#5	Snow Queen Crown	7,115
🥇	Snow Suit	8
🥇	Sogg-Os	269
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#25	Source essence	167,787
#17	Source terminal	1
#25	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	7
#4	Source terminal CRAM chip	5
#8	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	69
#4	Source terminal DRAM chip	3
🥉	Source terminal GRAM chip	21
🥇	Source terminal INGRAM chip	888
🥈	Source terminal PRAM chip	40
#33	Source terminal SCRAM chip	5
🥉	Source terminal SPAM chip	4
🥉	Source terminal TRAM chip	13
#8	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	51
🥉	Source terminal file: compress.edu	369
🥈	Source terminal file: cram.ext	696
#13	Source terminal file: critical.enh	24
#10	Source terminal file: damage.enh	33
#12	Source terminal file: dram.ext	24
#12	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	38
#5	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	291
🥇	Source terminal file: gram.ext	1,011
#5	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	210
#13	Source terminal file: pram.ext	17
#11	Source terminal file: protect.enq	30
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#10	Source terminal file: stats.enq	42
#12	Source terminal file: substats.enh	28
#26	Source terminal file: tram.ext	9
🥈	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	572
🥇	Sourfinger	69
🥇	Southern yam	111
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
🥇	Space Baby bawbaw	9
#9	Space Baby children's book	13
#4	Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook	9
#13	Space Tourist Phaser	195
#11	Space Tours Tripple	553
🥈	Space Trip safety headphones	3
🥇	Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit	6
#11	Spacegate Research	10,699
#7	Spacegate access badge	2
🥉	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	3
🥇	Spacegate emergency disintegrator	7
🥉	Spacegate military insignia	2
#4	Spacegate scientist's insignia	3
🥈	Spaghetti with Moonballs	222
#8	Spam Witch sammich	20,069
🥇	Spant eggs	820
🥈	Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne	3
#6	Spechunky bar	78
#11	Special Seasoning	1,769
🥈	Special™ Sauce	111
🥇	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	27
🥇	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	17
🥇	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	21
🥉	Spelunker of Fortune	42
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#9	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	4
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
🥇	SpinMaster™ lathe	1
#6	Spirit Precipice	272
#5	Spirit of Easter	37
🥈	Spooky Putty ball	2
🥉	Spooky Putty leotard	1
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#5	Spooky Putty sheet	1
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🥈	Spooky VHS Tape	1,169
🥇	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1,969
#38	Spookyraven signet	74
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🥉	Spring Bros. ID badge	20
#4	Spring Bros. solenoid	142
#4	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1,729
🥉	Squib	4
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#17	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	109
🥈	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	3,888
🥇	Staff of Holiday Sensations	13
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#4	Staff of the Black Kettle	15
🥈	Staff of the Cozy Fish	13
🥉	Staff of the Electric Range	39
#8	Staff of the Grease Trap	4
🥈	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	122
🥈	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	13
#5	Staff of the Midnight Snack	17
🥇	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	42
🥇	Staff of the Peppermint Twist	3
🥇	Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1
🥈	Staff of the Scummy Sink	2
#6	Staff of the Short Order Cook	13
🥇	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	60
#9	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	7
#35	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	2
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
🥈	Star Spawn	169
🥇	Steal This Candy	13,313
🥈	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	369
#5	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	120
🥈	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	388
🥈	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	487
🥈	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	988
🥉	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	558
🥉	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	380
#9	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	69
#10	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	40
🥈	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	836
#6	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	108
🥉	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	252
🥈	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	337
🥈	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	396
🥈	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	369
🥇	Steamboat	13
🥇	Stembridge sidearm	37
#4	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	30
#106	Stephen's lab coat	1
#7	Stephen's secret formula	100
#9	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
#7	Stone Golem pebbles	3,054
#8	Stooper	21
#4	Straypler	4
🥇	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1,169
#6	Strix stix	519
#4	Strong, Silent Type	60
#4	Suffering Sinner	69
🥈	Sugar Cog	2,037
#5	Summer Nights	52
#5	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	37
#9	Super Magic Power Sword X	103
#6	Super Weight-Gain 9000	42
🥈	Superdrifter holo-record	184
🥇	Superhero Reboots	1
#5	Supernova Champagne	15,269
🥇	Suppurating Sinner	669
🥉	Swabbie™ swab	2,937
🥉	Swedish coffee	200
🥇	Swedish massage fish	369
🥉	Sweet Sword	292
🥇	Swizzler	11,969
#46	Sword of Dark Omens	10
#9	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	46
#5	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	29
#8	T.U.R.D.S. Key	234
#9	TI-9000 calculator	296
#5	TRIO cup of beer	42
🥈	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	353
🥇	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	369
🥇	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	264
🥈	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	6,969
🥉	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	8,677
#5	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	37
🥇	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	16,420
🥇	Take Eleven Bar	555
#5	Tales from the Fireside	110
#4	Tales of Dread	1
#7	Tales of Spelunking	140
🥈	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	2
#5	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	255
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
🥉	Talisman of Baio	7
🥉	Talisman of Bakula	3
🥇	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	969
#10	Tapioc berry	42
🥉	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	33,769
#7	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	137
#6	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1,255
🥇	Telltale™ rubber heart	4,969
#7	Temps Tempranillo	128
🥇	Tequiz Navidad	669
🥉	Tesla's Electroplated Beans	69
#8	Texas tea	141
🥈	Thanksgiving ration	2
🥈	That 70s Cologne	13
#16	The Art of Slapfighting	55
🥈	The Author's ink	11
🥉	The Author's inkwell	1,490
#10	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	118
#7	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	5
🥈	The Beast Within™ candle	1,565
🥇	The Big Book of Communism	7
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Every Skill	8
#7	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	444
#5	The Bomb	101
🥇	The Chill of the Wild	11
#5	The Confiscator's Grimoire	4
#4	The Cooler Out of Space	888
🥈	The Crown of Ed the Undying	1
#16	The Emperor's dry cleaning	89
#5	The Emperor's new cookie	195
🥉	The Emperor's new hat	27
🥉	The Emperor's new pants	20
🥉	The Emperor's new shirt	16
🥈	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	19
🥉	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
🥉	The Eye of the Thing in the Basement	1
🥇	The Firegate Tapes	13
#4	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	25
#5	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	28
#5	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	45
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object	7
🥇	The Jokester's gun	129
#4	The Jokester's pants	105
🥇	The Jokester's wig	193
#16	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	7
#18	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	6
🥇	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	19
#37	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	3
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	13
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	14
#6	The Joy of Wassailing	337
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
🥉	The Landscaper's leafblower	28
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#6	The Lost Comb	42
🥇	The Lost Glasses	286
#11	The Lost Pill Bottle	42
🥈	The Lot's engagement ring	474
#4	The Mad Liquor	13
#537	The Mariachi's guitar case	3
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#8	The Necbronomicon	13
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	8
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	7
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	5
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	6
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	6
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	5
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#4	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	20
🥉	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	3
#7	The Nuge's favorite crossbow	2
#30	The One Mood Ring	1
🥇	The Pigs holo-record	69
🥈	The Plumber's mushroom stew	7
🥉	The Ring	69
#21	The Six-Pack of Pain	5
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#4	The Snake trading card	69
🥈	The Snitch's Manifesto	164
#4	The Spirit of Giving	7
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#67	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#8	The Sword in the Steak	2
#5	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	24
🥇	The Western Look	2
#9	They liver	78
🥈	They liver popsicle	124
🥈	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	15
🥉	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	288
🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
#8	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	939
#13	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	2
🥇	Third Base	969
🥈	This Charming Flan	669
#4	Thor's Pliers	3
#8	Thorny Toad trading card	37
🥇	Three Mile Island shorts	13
🥉	Thriller Ice	20
#218	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	16
#561	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#136	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	3
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#501	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#123	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	7
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#741	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	6
#256	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#5	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	8
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#13	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	7
#23	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	10
#226	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#63	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	17
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#801	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#525	Thwaitgold spider statuette	5
#208	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	3
#45	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	32
#645	Thwaitgold termite statuette	8
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tiger-lily's milk	25,053
#8	Tiki lighter	27
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
🥈	Time Bandit Time Towel	18
🥇	Time Cape	10
#19	Time Cloak	1
#4	Time Lord Participation Mug	4
🥉	To Build an Igloo	5
#5	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1,688
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#40	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	2
#14	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	3
#7	Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	37
#5	Trafikoan	3
#5	Trainbot autoassembly module	55
#4	Trainbot circuitry	2,100
#6	Trainbot harness	19
#10	Trainbot linkages	316
#7	Trainbot luggage hook	27
🥉	Trainbot optics	1,954
#7	Trainbot plating	571
#4	Trainbot radar monocle	54
#9	Trainbot servomotors	399
#8	Trainbot slag	1,080
🥉	Trainbot tubing	3,154
🥈	Transylvania Sling	151
🥇	Trash, a Memoir	13
#6	Travels with Jerry	107
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
🥉	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	13
#5	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	3,808
🥇	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	4,370
#5	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3,385
🥉	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4,418
#25	Trollhouse cookies	3,708
#7	Tropical Crimbo Hat	8
#9	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	8
#26	Tropical Crimbo Sword	3
#4	Trout Fishing in Loathing	9
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#7	Tuesday's ruby	3,074
🥈	Turpin	14
#17	Turtive	1
#4	Turtle Bowl	13
#12	Twelve Night Energy	72
#4	Twitching Television Tattoo	13
🥇	Typical Tavern swill	5,469
#10	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	39
🥈	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	61
#6	Ultracolor™ shirt	91
#15	Ultrasoldier Serum	70
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#6	Uncle Buck	13
#4	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	147
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#10	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	3,676
#11	Uncle Hobo's belt	2
#23	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1,654
#7	Uncle Romulus	181
🥇	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1,969
#10	Underworld flail	1
🥈	Underworld sapling	6
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#25	Unfortunato's foolscap	98
🥉	Ungulant	4
#7	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	2
#10	Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg	1
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#13	Unkillable Skeleton's shield	1
#25	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#5	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	311
#7	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	198
#6	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	192
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
🥇	Unspeakable Earring	51
#4	Unspeakachu	69
#5	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	2
#4	Ur-Donut	188
🥉	V for Vivala mask	5
🥇	VYKEA blood rune	669
🥉	VYKEA bracket	877
#5	VYKEA dowel	4,288
🥈	VYKEA frenzy rune	601
#11	VYKEA hex key	69
🥈	VYKEA instructions	837
#8	VYKEA lightning rune	16
🥈	VYKEA mead	337
🥉	VYKEA meatballs	211
#5	VYKEA plank	969
#5	VYKEA rail	796
🥈	VYKEA woadpaint	15,839
#9	Valentine	21,337
#23	Valentine's Day cake	12
🥉	Vamprey	3
🥇	Van der Graaf helmet	333
🥉	Vaporpoise	6
🥉	Vaso De Agua trading card	127
🥉	Vegetable of Jarlsberg	5,369
🥉	Velvet Veil	288
#4	Venus flytrap	363
🥇	Vial of jus de larmes	130
🥈	Vicar's Tutu	169
#58	Victor's Spoils	4
#5	Vivian's Vitamin	13
🥇	Vodka Matryoshka	369
#110	Volartta's bellbottoms	9
#6	Volcoino	1,946
🥇	Voluminous Radio Hat	4
🥇	Voluminous Radio Pants	4
🥇	Voluminous Radio Sneakers	3
🥉	Vulgure	8
#4	WA	1,369
🥈	Waifuton	11
🥈	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring	24
#15	Wal-Mart gift certificate	669
🥇	Wal-Mart nametag	11
🥉	Wal-Mart overalls	8
🥉	Wal-Mart snowglobe	3
🥈	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	12
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#48	Warm Subject gift certificate	5,577
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
🥈	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	13
🥇	Wax Flask	2,969
🥉	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	11,198
🥉	Wendtigo	4
🥈	Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence	2
#5	Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking	1
🥈	Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud	3
🥈	Wet Russian	325
#5	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	930
🥈	Whenchamacallit bar	445
🥉	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	2,090
#9	White Citadel burger	3,124
#7	White Citadel fries	5,607
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#4	White Hyborian	921
🥈	Whoompa Fur Pants	769
🥇	Wickers bar	369
🥈	Winifred's whistle	17
#10	Wint-O-Fresh mint	122,502
#9	Witchess Set	1
#4	Woldo trading card	89
#5	Wolfman Nardz	398
#5	Work is a Four Letter Sword	42
#6	Workytime Tea	1,177
🥉	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	222
#9	Wrecked Generator	111
#11	Wrotz	9
#4	Wullabye	4
#12	X	369
#9	X-37 gun	36
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
🥈	Xiblaxian 5D printer	111
🥇	Xiblaxian alloy	1,166
🥇	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	244
🥇	Xiblaxian circuitry	2,694
#4	Xiblaxian crystal	336
#4	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	140
🥈	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	111
🥈	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	42
#9	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	10
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	18
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	13
#9	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	2
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	16
🥈	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	13
#14	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	2
🥈	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	13
#4	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	81
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	169
🥇	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	225
🥇	Xiblaxian polymer	4,706
🥉	Xiblaxian residence-cube	37
🥈	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	177
🥉	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	13
🥈	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	37
🥇	Xiblaxian stealth vest	15
#5	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	13
🥇	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	69
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
🥇	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	4,169
#4	Ye Olde Meade	1,369
#8	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	669
#6	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	190
#4	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	8,669
#4	Yeast of Boris	1,869
#4	Yeg's Motel alarm clock	55
🥇	Yeg's Motel ashtray	42
🥇	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	169
🥉	Yeg's Motel hand soap	81
🥇	Yeg's Motel minibar key	37
🥇	Yeg's Motel mouthwash	20
🥈	Yeg's Motel pillow mint	37
🥇	Yeg's Motel sewing kit	24
🥇	Yeg's Motel stationery	137
🥉	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	37
#538	Yellow Moon of Compassion	6
🥇	Yolo™ chocolates	1,269
#5	Yorick	12
🥇	Young Man's Cargo Load	16
🥇	Young Man's Crew Sequester	14
#6	Yuleviathan necklace	9
#14	Yummy Tummy bean	39,477
🥉	Z-Bone steak	769
#5	Ze™ goggles	1,919
🥉	Zim Merman's guitar	277
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#12	Zombo's grievous greaves	4
#19	Zombo's shield	4
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
🥇	Zoodriver	669
#4	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	280
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#4	a bug's lymph	13
🥉	a butt tuba	1,269
#48	a cute angel	1
🥈	a little sump'm sump'm	11,699
#5	abandoned candy	1,469
#4	abominable blubber	2,947
#60	abominable snowcone	618
🥇	absentee voter ballot	1,185
#8	abstraction: action	469
#9	abstraction: category	537
#13	abstraction: certainty	80
#6	abstraction: comprehension	13
#12	abstraction: joy	58
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#6	abstraction: perception	677
#10	abstraction: purpose	303
#6	abstraction: sensation	1,069
#8	abstraction: thought	303
#13	acceptable bagel	969
🥉	acceptable mayolus	119
#6	accidental cider	1,742
#4	accidental mutton	30
#11	accord ion	70
🥈	accordion file	342
#12	accordionoid rocca	24
#9	acid-squirting flower	2,673
#9	acoustic guitarrr	1,173
🥇	actual blood sausage	37
#9	actual reality goggles	767
🥇	actual tapas	6,669
#7	adder	4,369
#8	adder bladder	19,699
#4	adhesive tape dolly	43
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#19	adventurer clone egg	2
#4	affordable teak perch	69
🥈	agnolotti arboli	3,055
🥉	agua de vida	3,569
#5	airblaster gun	852
🥉	airborne mutagen	255
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#4	airplane tattoo	3
🥈	alabaster bishop	39
#4	alabaster king	29
#4	alabaster knight	20
#7	alabaster pawn	41
#4	alabaster queen	27
🥈	alabaster rook	56
🥈	alarm accordion	91
#8	albatross necklace	22
🥇	alien animal goo	2,669
#5	alien animal milk	2
#5	alien autoautopsy kit	499
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🥈	alien force field disruptor bean	169
#9	alien gemstone	110
#6	alien hologram projector	195
#4	alien meat	1,869
#7	alien plant fibers	153
🥈	alien plant goo	1,313
#8	alien plant pod	1
#9	alien protein powder	45
#14	alien rock sample	134
🥇	alien sandwich	705
#11	alien source code printout	46
#15	alien toenails	13
🥇	alien zoological sample	105
#8	all-purpose cleaner	1,769
#9	all-purpose flower	42
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#6	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1,367
🥉	alpha-mail pants	669
🥉	alphabet gum	1,469
#6	alpine watercolor set	4
🥇	amber aviator shades	500
#9	ammonite candy mold	19
#6	ammonite fossil	1,193
🥈	amok pudding	1,969
🥉	amok putter	937
🥉	amphibious tophat	16
#13	amulet of extreme plot significance	2,817
#6	anchor bomb	1
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#8	ancient Magi-Wipes	7,066
🥇	ancient calendar	59
#10	ancient calendar fragment	21
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#6	ancient hot dog wrapper	13
🥇	ancient ice cream scoop	1,569
#27	ancient meat	1
#4	ancient medicinal herbs	272
#8	ancient oil painting of yourself	32
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#4	ancient poisoned dart	1,469
🥉	ancient protein powder	6,092
🥇	ancient redwood	7
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#4	ancient stone fist	1,085
#5	ancient stone head	416
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#4	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1,988
#6	ancient vinyl coin purse	7,999
#5	anemone nematocyst	182
🥇	anemone sauce	869
🥉	anemoney clip	6
🥇	angel-food cake	111
🥈	angry agate	2,369
🥉	angry inch	543
#5	angst burger	5,921
#7	animal part cracker	88
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#4	ankleweights	128
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#117	anniversary gift box	10
#10	annoying pitchfork	272
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🥉	anti-anti-antidote	30,669
🥉	anti-burn cream	24
🥈	anti-creep cream	19
🥇	anti-freeze cream	25
🥈	anti-goosebump cream	26
#4	anti-odor cream	69
#4	anti-pain cream	137
#7	anticheese	7,769
#9	antimatter wad	323
#43	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	28
#4	antique Canadian lantern	57
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#11	antique hand mirror	3,437
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🥇	antique machete	888
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🥇	antique nutcracker boots	30
🥇	antique nutcracker cape	30
🥇	antique nutcracker drumstick	30
🥇	antique nutcracker epaulets	30
#5	antique nutcracker figurine	138
🥇	antique nutcracker hat	30
🥇	antique nutcracker pants	30
🥇	antique nutcracker sword	30
🥈	antique nutcracker waistcoat	30
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#16	antique painting of a landscape	44
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#10	antique souvenir drawing	46
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🥇	antique spyglass	21
#4	antique tacklebox	4
#6	apathetic lizardman doll	113
🥇	aquamariner's necklace	13
🥇	aquamariner's ring	24
#8	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	13
🥉	arcanoferric housing	17
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
🥈	arm buzzer	25
#4	armgun	3,397
🥇	armored prawn	2,211
#31	around the world	220
#35	arrow'd heart balloon	11
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#9	arrrgyle socks	3,469
#36	arse-a'fire elixir	9
#12	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	319
#5	artisanal homebrew gift package	25
🥇	artisanal homebrew sampler	22
#4	artisanal limoncello	420
#6	asbestos apron	205
#7	asbestos crossbow	108
🥉	asbestos crossbow string	502
#7	asbestos helmet turtle	72
#4	asbestos meat stack	223
#22	asbestos ore	847
#7	asbestos staff	62
🥉	asbestos stick	549
#6	asbestos sword	189
🥉	asbestos sword hilt	500
🥇	asbestos thermos	2,069
🥈	ash soda	337
#22	asparagus knife	705
🥉	asparagus lo mein	1,019
🥇	asparagus stir-fry	969
#170	aspirin	5
#4	assassin's cheese knife	717
#33	asshat	508
#50	asteroid belt	1
#7	astral mushroom	2,944
#7	astronaut pants	654
#49	atomic vector plotter	84
#10	attention spanner	23
#19	attorney's badge	199
#74	augmented-reality shades	4
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🥉	automa-bot parts	10,270
#4	automatic catapult	182
🥈	automatic wine thief	24
🥇	autumn breeze	19,169
🥇	autumn dollar	2,669
🥈	autumn leaf	3,069
🥇	autumn years wisdom	8,888
🥇	autumn-spice donut	6,969
🥇	autumnal aegis	69
🥇	autumnic balm	369
🥇	autumnic bomb	369
🥇	auxiliary backbone	111
🥇	aviator goggles	13
#66	awful poetry journal	4,573
#5	bätzle	799
🥉	baby bark scorpion	11
🥉	baby camelCalf	3
#81	baby chest mimic	1
#6	baby cuddlefish	37
#9	baby killer bee	8,294
#10	baby oil shooter	52
🥇	baby rigging snake	17
#6	babycakes	114
🥈	backwoods banjo	4
🥉	backwoods screwdriver	1,505
#4	baconstone	1,753
#7	baconstone bracelet	69
#6	baconstone earring	37
🥇	baconstone pendant	469
🥇	baconstone ring	169
🥈	baconstone-handled sixgun	13
🥈	bacteria bisque	137
#4	bad rum and good cola	37
🥈	bad vibroknife	4
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🥈	badass pie	769
#4	badge of authority	478
#4	badger badge	88
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#4	bag of Iunion stones	3
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🥈	bag of W&Ws	16,669
#7	bag of airline peanuts	2,440
#7	bag of bones	69
🥈	bag of foreign bribes	1,969
#5	bag of grain	129
#5	bag of gross foreign snacks	43,026
#6	bag of lard	269
#5	bag of many confections	1,177
#18	bag of park garbage	102,305
#7	bag of pygmy blood	869
🥇	bag of random words	1,469
#5	bag of sausage links	77
#4	bag of unfinished business	17
#7	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	4
#7	baggie of powdered sugar	10,269
🥈	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1,146
🥇	baked stuffing	169
#8	baked veggie ricotta casserole	13
🥇	bakelite-covered bacon	420
#8	balaclava	856
#9	balaclava baklava	8,580
🥉	balanced antler	40
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#5	ball-in-a-cup	16
#6	ballast turtle	93
#5	balloon helmet	214
#16	balloon monkey	305
#8	balloon shield	88
#6	balloon sword	213
🥉	ballpark hot daub	111
#16	ballroom blintz	1,442
#4	baloney rotgut	469
🥇	balsa plank	1,501
🥇	balsam barrel	13
#5	bamboo bokuto	396
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🥈	banana cream pie	837
#7	banana daiquiri	146
🥉	banana milkshake	180
#4	banana peel	2,565
🥈	banana smoothie	1,577
🥈	banana split	1,369
🥉	banana spritzer	269
#4	banana supersucker	420
#107	banana-frosted king cake	20
#28	bananagate	147
🥉	bananarama bangle	37
#18	baneful bandolier	2
#10	banjo kazoo mount	100
#8	banjo strings	2,969
🥉	baobab sap	27
🥇	bar of freeze-dried water	737
#5	bar skin	14,599
#5	bar whip	161
#5	barbed-wire fence	2,568
#17	bargain flash powder	101
#8	baritone accordion	92
#4	bark beret	13
🥉	bark boxers	17
🥈	bark bracelet	13
#4	bark rootbeer	137
#5	barnacle-encrusted sweater	30
#6	barnacled barrel	2,397
🥈	barrel beryl	169
🥈	barrel beryl choker	37
🥇	barrel beryl nose ring	37
🥇	barrel beryl ring	37
🥈	barrel cracker	2,769
🥇	barrel gun	2,769
#4	barrel pickle	727
#4	barrel-aged eggnog	15
🥇	barrel-aged martini	22,769
#21	barrelhead	8
#8	barrrnacle	5,786
#7	barskin buckler	56
🥉	barskin cloak	232
#11	barskin hat	177
#4	barskin loincloth	196
#10	barskin tent	220
#6	bartender skull	22
#6	bartender-in-the-box	77
#8	bartender-skull-in-the-box	23
🥇	basaltamander buckler	3
🥇	basaltamander tongue	9,337
🥉	baseball	10,937
🥈	basic martini	1,399
#6	basic meat crossbow	483
🥈	basic meat fez	288
#5	basic meat foon	119
#6	basic meat helmet	436
#8	basic meat kilt	166
#6	basic meat pants	354
#4	basic meat skirt	909
#10	basic meat spork	119
#4	basic meat staff	121
#6	basic meat sword	336
🥇	bastard baster	1,069
#14	bat guano	5,098
#6	bat haggis	1,590
🥉	bat hat	212
#4	bat whip	414
🥉	bat wing	8,476
#5	bat wing kabob	790
🥈	bat wing stir-fry	1,769
#24	bat-ass leather jacket	29
🥇	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2,769
🥈	batarang	1,900
#4	batblade	3,692
#7	batgut	20,103
#70	batskin belt	23
🥉	battered Crimbo Crate	15,869
#6	battered hubcap	134
#7	battered old top-hat	3
#6	battery (9-Volt)	43
#10	battery (AA)	77
#8	battery (AAA)	399
#12	battery (D)	18
#4	battery (car)	1,037
🥉	battery (lantern)	81
🥉	battery-powered drill	144
#8	bauxite beret	62
#5	bauxite bow-tie	67
#5	bauxite boxers	64
🥉	bazooka cozy	11
🥉	bazookafish bubble gum	4,513
🥇	beach ball marble	13
#8	beach glass bead	2,090
🥉	beach glass necklace	458
#4	bean burrito	5,888
#7	beanbag chair	1,713
🥇	bear claw	4,469
🥉	beard incense	1,253
#8	beastly paste	169
#9	beaten-up Chucks	110
#5	beautiful rainbow	19
🥉	beautiful soup	105
🥇	beaver punch (cherry)	137
🥇	beaver punch (papaya)	188
🥇	beaver punch (peach)	142
#6	beaver spear	134
#10	beavermouth	937
#5	bed of coals	101
#6	beefy fish meat	420
🥇	beefy pill	669
#5	beer basted brat	398
#6	beer bomb	7,727
🥇	beer bong	1,442
#21	beer cartilage	111
🥈	beer goggles	1,937
🥈	beer helmet	2,819
🥈	beer lens	16,796
#8	beer-a-pult	46
🥇	beer-battered accordion	1,469
#29	beer-scented teddy bear	47
🥇	beer-soaked mop	22,069
#12	beertini	816
#5	beery blood	10,969
🥈	beet	1
#9	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	56
#6	beetle antenna	42
#5	beggin' cologne	42
🥇	begpwnia	3,669
🥇	beholed bedsheet	369
#6	beige clambroth marble	11
🥇	bejeweled accordion strap	369
🥈	bejeweled cufflinks	2,084
#9	bejeweled pledge pin	1,052
#5	belemnite candy mold	49
#6	belemnite fossil	828
🥇	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3,280
#30	bellhop bell	29
#4	bellhop's hat	1,018
🥈	bent scrap metal	1,169
#13	berries of suffering	127
#4	berry-infused sake	64
#44	bewitching boots	1
🥇	bezoar ring	22
#63	bi-lateral logic compressor	69
#10	big bad voodoo mask	102
#6	big bass drum	770
🥉	big boom	1,269
🥉	big bumboozer marble	9
#8	big bundle of chamoix	62
#7	big dribbly candle	163
🥈	big hot pepper	3,969
🥇	big red button	169
#12	big red clown nose	3,449
#9	big rock	3,817
#4	big slimy cyst	456
🥈	big stick	7,089
🥇	big stirring stick	630
#23	big tun	763
🥉	bigger stick	854
🥇	biker's hat	11
#30	bilge wine	2,221
#5	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	311
#89	bindle of joy	1
#4	bindlestocking	271
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
🥈	bird rib	1,342
#8	birdbone corset	51
#18	birdybug antenna	3
#9	birthday candle	1
#5	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	13
#10	bishop cookie	37
#81	bit of clingfilm	37
#4	bit-o-cactus	1,625
🥈	bite-me-red lipstick	5,569
🥈	bitter pill	88
🥈	black & tan	9,669
#9	black BRICKO brick	69
🥉	black Crimbo ball	77,830
#8	black and white cracker	37
🥈	black belt	877
#5	black blade	672
#4	black brandy	15
🥇	black candy heart	36,675
🥇	black candygram	6,189
🥇	black catseye marble	11
#10	black cherry soda	1,736
🥈	black cloak	1,819
🥉	black cowboy hat	180
🥈	black eye shadow	6,374
🥉	black eyedrops	106
🥇	black facepaint	17,442
#6	black forest cake	4,969
#5	black forest ham	4,237
#5	black friar's tonsure	484
🥇	black gallstone	13
🥇	black gold	2,570
#6	black greaves	1,672
#5	black helmet	1,353
#9	black kettle drum	262
🥈	black label	1,379
🥇	black lotus	113
🥇	black magic powder	6,269
🥈	black mana	869
#7	black paisley oyster egg	384
🥇	black pension check	15,769
#6	black pepper	2,400
#8	black picnic basket	2,070
#10	black pixel	7,866
🥉	black plastic oyster egg	1,437
#4	black polka-dot oyster egg	876
🥇	black pudding	13,669
🥈	black sheepskin diploma	3,669
#6	black shield	1,419
🥉	black slime glob	80
🥈	black snake skin	18,137
🥈	black snowcone	385
🥇	black spot	1,369
#5	black striped oyster egg	565
#7	black sword	1,869
🥈	black tear	1,101
#18	black velvet box	135
🥉	black-and-blue light	11,128
#9	blackberry	15,669
#21	blackberry combat boots	68
#4	blackberry galoshes	541
#8	blackberry moccasins	111
🥇	blackberry polite	7,969
#9	blackberry slippers	103
🥇	blammer	274
#6	blank diary	12
#135	blank fudge mold	4
🥉	blank prescription sheet	437
🥈	blended frozen swill	1,404
🥇	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	299
#7	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	37
🥈	blind-packed capsule toy	12,299
#7	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	2,396
#7	blob of Alphredo™	69
#5	blob of acid	1,502
#4	blob of wood glue	144
🥈	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3,699
🥇	blood and blood	3,969
🥇	blood flower	16,469
🥉	blood kiwi	18
#4	blood of the Wereseal	1,369
🥈	blood roll-up	13
#6	blood sausage	13
#4	blood snowcone	18
#8	blood-drive sticker	42
#7	blood-faced volleyball	3,777
🥈	blood-red mushroom wine	69
#4	blood-soaked sponge cake	57
🥇	bloodied surgical dungarees	265
🥉	bloodstain stick	1,085
🥉	bloodstick	13
#8	bloody beer	22,025
#7	bloody clown pants	5,099
#20	bloody kiwitini	1
🥉	bloody mary	2,669
#5	blowdart	444
#5	blown-out speaker cone	2
#9	blue LavaCo Lamp™	2
🥉	blue canary nightlight	13
#61	blue class ring	81
#111	blue glowstick	14
#11	blue grass	170
#4	blue lava globs	13
🥈	blue mana	2,169
#145	blue money bag	1
🥈	blue oyster badge	2,151
#4	blue paisley oyster egg	1,166
#37	blue pixel	6,500
#4	blue pixel potion	1,369
#6	blue plasma ball	6,525
#56	blue plastic baby	6
#19	blue plastic oyster egg	365
🥇	blue plate	69
#5	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1,248
#5	blue potion	869
🥉	blue pumps	22
🥇	blue raspberry troll doll	13
🥉	blue rocket	3,111
#9	blue shell	91
#5	blue snowcone	2,969
🥈	blue striped oyster egg	3,640
🥉	blue suede shoes	131
🥉	blue tulip	152
#7	blue velvet cake	47
#4	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2,069
🥉	blueberry muffin	4
#75	blueberry-frosted king cake	15
#9	blundarrrbus	63
🥈	blunt cat claw	104
#6	blunt icepick	69
#7	bobble-hip hula elf doll	7
#7	bobcat grenade	87
#7	body spradium	326
🥈	bodyslam	3
🥈	boilermaker	5,369
🥈	boilgun	13
🥈	boiling broth	2,269
🥈	boiling hot cocoa	1,666
#7	boiling seal blood	111
#26	bolder boulder	1
#4	bomb of unknown origin	13
#6	bone abacus	339
🥉	bone and arrows	7
#4	bone aperitif	69
🥈	bone bandoneon	420
🥇	bone bons	1,869
🥇	bone broth	69
🥉	bone chips	8,169
#11	bone collar	69
🥉	bone crusher	9
🥇	bone flour	13
#9	bone flute	434
#8	bone meal	52
🥉	bone rattle	2,677
#5	bone spurs	9
#4	boneana hammock	9
#5	bonedanna	6
#4	bonerang	5
#22	boning knife	2
#8	bonsai tree	75
#5	booby trap	269
#56	book of facts	2
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#6	book of matches	1,596
🥇	boot flask	237
🥇	boot knife	969
#107	booty chest charrrm	100
#8	booty chest charrrm bracelet	42
🥇	booze bindle	13,969
#5	booze drive button	1
🥇	booze mailing list	11
#37	booze-soaked cherry	19
🥈	boozebomb	137
#14	borg sock monkey	202
#10	boring spaghetti	361
🥈	borrowed time	826
🥈	bottle of Amontillado	9,069
#8	bottle of Blank-Out	1,387
#11	bottle of Bloodweiser	21
🥇	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	1,669
🥇	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	7,169
#7	bottle of Cochon Noir	2
#7	bottle of Crème de Fugu	69
#19	bottle of Crimbognac	44
🥇	bottle of Definit	3,169
🥇	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	6,906
#5	bottle of Evermore	4,089
🥈	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	111
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
🥉	bottle of Greedy Dog	69
#4	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5,969
🥈	bottle of Lambada Lambic	42
🥉	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	6,069
#6	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4,669
🥈	bottle of Mystic Shell	288
🥈	bottle of Old Pugilist	111
🥇	bottle of Ooze-O	1,037
#4	bottle of Pete's Sake	369
#224	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#5	bottle of Professor Beer	111
🥉	bottle of Race Car Red	44
🥇	bottle of Rapier Witbier	169
🥇	bottle of Red-Out	1,969
🥇	bottle of Sanguiovese	37
#4	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	669
#4	bottle of alcohol	1,969
🥇	bottle of anís	69
🥉	bottle of antifreeze	142
#5	bottle of black cat tonic	2,369
🥉	bottle of bubbles	10,101
#8	bottle of clam juice	69
#5	bottle of cooking sherry	1,427
🥇	bottle of dark rhum	37
🥈	bottle of drinkin' gas	369
🥈	bottle of extra-dark rhum	21
🥇	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	77
🥉	bottle of fire	10,169
🥉	bottle of fruity "wine"	110
#7	bottle of gin	19,669
#119	bottle of goofballs	181
🥈	bottle of gregnadigne	696
🥇	bottle of laundry sherry	2,969
#7	bottle of lighter fluid	1,069
🥈	bottle of limeade	2,769
#5	bottle of lovebug pheromones	2
🥈	bottle of melodramamine	544
#7	bottle of moontan lotion	21
🥇	bottle of norwhiskey	16,969
🥇	bottle of novelty hot sauce	196
🥉	bottle of peppermint schnapps	169
🥇	bottle of perfume	44
#4	bottle of pirate juice	145
#6	bottle of popskull	2,469
🥉	bottle of realpagne	999
🥇	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	142
#12	bottle of rum	30,769
#8	bottle of sake	369
🥇	bottle of sea wine	19,669
#8	bottle of sewage schnapps	969
🥇	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	837
#4	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	13
#9	bottle of tequila	24,669
#6	bottle of ultravitamins	215
#11	bottle of vodka	20,400
🥈	bottle of whiskey	1,383,969
🥉	bottle of wine	3,069
#6	bottle opener belt buckle	836
🥉	bottle-rocket crossbow	6
#6	bottlecap turtle	237
#30	bottled Vampire Vintner	1
#32	bottled day	6
#26	bottled green pixie	2
#10	bottled inspiration	808
🥇	bottled swamp gas	969
#16	bottoms of the barrel	16
#9	boulder	1,377
#7	bounty-hunting pants	5
#6	bounty-hunting rifle	11
🥇	bouquet of circular saw blades	2,788
#163	bow	3
#5	bow staff	10
🥇	bowl full of jelly	6,669
🥇	bowl of Bounty-Os	333
#6	bowl of Jeal-O	2,088
#8	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	9
#5	bowl of cottage cheese	16,537
🥇	bowl of eyeballs	6,669
🥇	bowl of fishysoisse	309
#5	bowl of lucky charms	348
🥇	bowl of maggots	1,669
🥇	bowl of marinade	1,717
🥉	bowl of mernudo	48,869
🥇	bowl of mummy guts	1,969
🥇	bowl of petunias	28
🥇	bowl of prescription candy	181
#6	bowl of rye sprouts	420
#7	bowl of topioca	54
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#43	bowler	2
🥇	bowling ball	4,369
#8	box	3,487
#27	box o' ghosts	1
🥉	box of Dweebs	25,337
🥇	box of Familiar Jacks	2,569
🥈	box of Gratitude chocolates	6
🥉	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1,288
#4	box of bear arms	4
🥉	box of hammers	477
#5	box of hickory chips	15
🥇	box of sunshine	413,471
#7	box turtle	156
#4	box-in-the-box	117
#4	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	194
#58	boxcar turtle	4
#77	boxed Apriling band helmet	1
#79	boxed Mayam Calendar	1
#66	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	1
#45	boxed august scepter	2
#11	boxed autumn-aton	4
#69	boxed bat wings	1
🥉	boxed champagne	6,969
🥇	boxed gumball machine	42
#8	boxed wine	15,137
#5	boxing glove	180
🥉	boxing glove on a spring	286
#5	boxing-glove-in-a-box	40
🥉	brain preservation fluid	51
#8	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2,403
#5	brains casserole	470
#13	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	4
#9	brainy skull	127
🥈	bran muffin	4
🥇	brand new key	735
🥉	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
🥉	brass abacus	23,396
#7	brass bung spigot	14
#5	brass crank handle	11
#5	brass dorsal fin	16
#7	brass gear	7,233
#174	brass stinger	3
🥇	brass turkey knuckles	37
🥇	bread basket	288
#4	bread line	157
🥈	bread man	242
#4	bread mold	19
#4	bread pie	47,269
🥈	bread roll	179
🥈	breadchucks	888
#4	breaded beer	37
🥉	breadwand	193
🥉	breakfast mess	13,005
🥈	breakfast miracle	300
🥉	breath mint	10,888
#6	brick	3,527
#5	brick of sand	1,070
#10	briefcase	8,253
#6	brigand brittle	4,766
🥇	brilliant oyster egg	969
#7	brine	777
🥉	briny vinegar	112
🥈	brittle plastic handle	94
#6	broberry brogurt	13
🥈	brocolate brogurt	26
#10	broken BRICKO brick	45
🥇	broken beer bottle	169
#6	broken carburetor	47
🥉	broken cellular phone	3,201
#5	broken chocolate pocketwatch	4
🥉	broken clock	177
#9	broken glass grenade	37
🥇	broken high-temperature mining drill	5,220
🥉	broken skull	67,342
#5	broken sword	1,011
🥇	broken warbear gyrocopter	211
🥈	bronze	31
#9	bronze breastplate	251
#4	bronze handcuffs	20
🥈	bronze polish	561
🥉	bronzed locust	1,397
🥉	brown crock marble	333
#4	brown felt tophat	2,041
#11	brown paper bag mask	697
#7	brown paper pants	2,213
🥇	brown pirate pants	33
🥇	brown pixel	37,777
#8	brown plastic baby	158
🥇	brown sugar cane	24,737
🥇	browser cookie	20,369
🥇	buñuelos Jaliscos	269
#4	bubble bauble bow	453
#5	bubble-wrap simulator	429
🥉	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	18
🥇	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	27
🥇	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	27
🥈	bubblegum heart	8,669
🥇	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	869
#8	bubblewrap crossbow	37
#4	bubblewrap ore	5,515
🥈	bubblewrap staff	184
#4	bubblewrap sword	137
🥈	bubblin' chemistry solution	1,676
#8	bubblin' crude	5,469
#8	bubbling tempura batter	193
#4	bubbly potion	6,969
#5	bucket of fish juice	1,469
#9	bucket of honey	1,527
#4	bucket of wine	2,069
🥉	buckler buckle	6,861
#7	buckyball	3,637
🥉	buffalo blade	152
#44	buffalo dime	9
#4	buffed alien drugs	11
🥇	bug juice	1,717
🥈	bug paste	169
#8	bugbear beanie	5,039
#6	bugbear bungguard	11,061
#98	bugbear detector	1
🥈	bugbear purification pill	1,037
🥇	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	695
🥈	bugged balaclava	965
#6	bugged beanie	169
#8	bulky free-range mushroom	4
#9	bull blubber	139
🥈	bullet necklace	37
#9	bullet-proof corduroys	1,244
#8	bum cheek	4,331
#7	bumblebee marble	24
#33	bunch of bananas	178
#13	bunch of sea grapes	1,301
🥈	bunch of square grapes	88,888
#6	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	5
#9	bundle of firewood	69
🥉	bungle in the jungle	1,047
#30	bunny liver	314
🥈	buoybottoms	1,172
🥈	burglar/sleep mask	13
🥈	burning newspaper	5,369
#9	burnt flower	5,146
#16	burnt snowpants	186
🥉	burnt stick	942
#5	burrowgrub hive	20
#119	burst hellseal brain	88
#5	bus pass	767
#4	butterfly knife	571
#23	button rouge	142
🥇	buzzard feather	1,396
🥉	buzzing mushroom wine	42
#6	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	122
#7	cabooze	38
#6	cactus fruit	1,696
#5	cactus monocle	15
🥈	caipifruta	674
#8	calavera concertina	21
🥇	calle de miel	2,937
#4	calle de miel with a fly in it	134
🥉	camouflage T-shirt	11
🥇	campfire baked potato	1,569
🥉	campfire beans	113
🥉	campfire coffee	1,137
#8	campfire hot dog	16
#5	campfire s'more	549
#4	campfire smoke	13
#6	campfire stew	13
#8	can cannon	28
🥇	can of Adultwitch™	269
#4	can of Binarrrca	5,669
#4	can of Brütalbräu	169
🥈	can of CRIMBCOLA	800
#5	can of Drooling Monk	169
#8	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	322
#4	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	188
#5	can of Minions-Be-Gone	29
#14	can of Rain-Doh	3
#6	can of Red Minotaur	1,991
#25	can of Swiller	331
#68	can of V-11	7
#12	can of black paint	69
#11	can of cherry-flavored sterno	69
🥇	can of depilatory cream	637
🥇	can of drain cleaner	1,912
#81	can of fake snow	4
#6	can of franks 'n' beans	58
#8	can of maces	191
#4	can of mixed everything	42
🥇	can of sardines	19,669
#8	can of spinach	377
🥈	can of starch	142
🥈	can of sterno	69
#6	can of the cheapest beer	42
🥈	can opener	23
#6	can-can-in-a-can	369
🥈	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5,769
#8	can-you-dig-it?	20
🥇	candied almond	1,769
#10	candied beef and cabbage	2
#5	candied bolts	227
#4	candied kobold	7,269
🥈	candied lime	420
🥉	candied nuts	469
🥉	candied pecan	22
🥈	candied sweet potatoes	269
#10	candied yam pinky ring	13
🥇	candied yams	4,420
#4	candy UFOs	137
🥇	candy brain	7,669
🥉	candy cane	33,888
#5	candy cane candygram	16
🥇	candy cane sword cane	1
🥈	candy carrot	180
🥇	candy carrot cake	269
🥈	candy chalk	269
🥇	candy cigarette	1,769
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#5	candy crayons	69
🥇	candy dog collar	37
🥇	candy dress shoes	300
#6	candy drive button	1
🥈	candy egg deviler	1
🥉	candy harmonica	77
#7	candy kneecapping stick	515
#9	candy knife	69
#11	candy knuckles	249
🥇	candy mailing list	11
🥉	candy mountain oyster	169
🥇	candy necktie	1,437
🥉	candy rations	7
🥇	candy skeleton	5,333
🥉	candy stake	13,430
🥈	candy stick	11
🥈	candycaine powder	1,969
🥇	cane-mail pants	44
🥈	cane-mail shirt	13
#6	cannonball charrrm	2,838
#7	cannonball charrrm bracelet	63
#7	cannonbomb	75
#8	canopic jar	7,649
🥈	canteen of eggnog	244
🥉	canteen of jungle juice	5
#10	canteen of wine	857
#4	cap gun	444
#9	capacitor relay	1,869
🥇	capped blue lava bottle	11
🥇	capped green lava bottle	11
#5	capped red lava bottle	3
🥈	captured boozles	1,900
#44	carbon nanotube frame	373
#7	carbonated soy milk	1,200
#9	carbonated water lily	15,269
#13	card sleeve	1
#6	cardboard box turtle	54
#5	cardboard crossbow	180
#6	cardboard katana	444
#11	cardboard ore	1,382
#9	cardboard staff	42
🥉	cardboard sword	777
#5	cardboard wakizashi	4,931
#16	caret	37
🥈	carnivorous potted plant	51
🥈	carob brownies	518
#8	carob cannon	32
#7	carob chunk cookies	3,082
#4	carob chunk noodles	10,450
#6	carob chunks	2,131
🥈	carrot cake	369
🥇	carrot cake precipice bar	937
#4	carrot claret	101
#14	carrot juice	42
#10	carrot nose	1,169
🥇	carrot-on-a-stick	24
🥉	carton of gaspers	531
🥉	carton of rotten eggs	11,569
#11	carton of snake milk	969
#5	cartoon harpoon	1,317
#5	cartoon heart	4,782
#7	cashew	286
#5	casino pass	6,717
#8	cast	12,951
#8	cast-iron legacy paddle	69
🥉	cat appendix	3,869
🥈	cat o' nine teeth	12
🥈	catfish whiskers	808
🥉	catgut	17,226
#39	catgut taco	38
#5	catskin buckler	156
#7	catskin cap	42
#8	catsup	1,400
#41	caustic slime nodule	11
#5	celestial au jus	39
#5	celestial carrot juice	202
#5	celestial olive oil	108
#5	celestial squid ink	69
#9	cement sandals	83
🥈	censored can label	425
#6	centipede eggs	1,869
#4	centurion helmet	13
#12	ceramic cenobite's robe	1
#11	ceramic centurion shield	1
🥇	chain-mail monokini	14,169
🥇	chainsaw chain	667
#8	chakra malt	169
🥇	chakra sludge	1,869
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#33	chamoisole	2
#87	chaos butterfly	6,599
🥈	chaos popcorn	3,969
#4	charged magnet	55
🥉	charisma potion	500
#11	charming flute	116
🥉	charpuce jub-jub bird	19
🥉	charrrm bracelet	397
🥈	cheap Chinese beer	948
#6	cheap cigar butt	1,773
🥇	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1,442
#6	cheap elven gloves	310
#7	cheap plastic blowgun	317
#497	cheap plastic bottle opener	13
🥉	cheap plastic kazoo	13
🥉	cheap studded belt	10,839
#6	cheap sunglasses	9,349
#40	cheap toaster	35
#6	cheap wind-up clock	1,122
🥈	cheer-o-gram	1,137
#6	cheerful Crimbo sweater	30
🥈	cheerful antler hat	84
🥉	cheerful pajama pants	48
🥈	cheesy eagle sauce	918
🥈	cheezburger	806
#4	chef skull	69
🥉	chef's hat	5,769
🥇	chef-in-the-box	404
#7	chef-skull-in-the-box	47
#9	cherry	3,489
#5	cherry bomb	2
🥈	cherry pie	6,969
#20	chest barrel	5
#6	chest of "pirate gold"	64
🥉	chewable paper	1,869
#5	chewing gum on a string	34,222
🥈	chicle de salchicha	291
🥇	chiffon lemon	777
🥇	child-sized dracula cloak	442
🥈	children of the candy corn	6,969
🥇	chili powder cutlass	1
#7	chintzy accordion pin	165
#15	chintzy disco ball pendant	357
#9	chintzy noodle ring	696
#8	chintzy saucepan earring	588
#10	chintzy seal pendant	269
#10	chintzy turtle brooch	684
🥈	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2,969
🥇	chiptune guitar	222
#6	chisel	1,744
🥇	chitin powder	608
🥇	chitin powder paste	433
#7	chitinous pod	46
#4	chlorine crystal	313
#6	chloroform rag	1,247
#4	chlorophyll paste	53
#15	choco-Crimbot	434
🥇	chocolate "Phoenix"	777
🥇	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1,169
🥈	chocolate Spider Queen	1,069
#4	chocolate bowtie	15
#7	chocolate box	59
🥈	chocolate chip muffin	6
🥉	chocolate cigar	169
🥇	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	4,369
🥉	chocolate cow bone	11
🥇	chocolate disco ball	2,669
🥇	chocolate filthy lucre	37,969
#5	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	267
🥇	chocolate leash	69
🥈	chocolate ostrich egg	11
🥇	chocolate pasta spoon	2,769
#6	chocolate pocketwatch	2
#9	chocolate puppy	6
🥉	chocolate rabbit's foot	48
🥇	chocolate saucepan	4,069
🥇	chocolate seal-clubbing club	2,769
#5	chocolate spurs	141
🥇	chocolate stolen accordion	2,069
🥇	chocolate turtle totem	1,669
🥈	chocolate-covered caviar	18,818
🥉	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1,469
🥇	chocolate-covered loofah	1,069
🥉	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	796
#27	chocolate-frosted king cake	43
🥈	chocolate-stained collar	11
#17	chocomotive	21
🥇	chocotini	322
#19	chopsticks	1,063
#4	chorizo brownies	9,129
#6	chorizo taco	5,137
#12	chrome crossbow	36
🥈	chrome crossbow string	462
#7	chrome helmet turtle	148
#8	chrome meat stack	37
#12	chrome ore	1,569
🥉	chrome staff	85
#6	chrome stick	369
🥉	chrome sword	241
🥉	chrome sword hilt	870
#52	chunk of depleted Grimacite	173
🥈	chunk of hot iron	1,581
#9	chunk of rock salt	5,739
#9	cigar box turtle	181
🥉	cigarette lighter	17,769
🥉	ciliophora chowder	46
🥇	cinnamon cannoli	169
🥈	cinnamon machine oil	24,469
🥈	cinnamon troll doll	12
#14	circle drum	2
#5	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	534
#23	citrus-infused sake	8
#10	classy monkey	139
🥇	claw-held flag	8
#5	clay peace-sign bead	3,067
🥉	clear Russian	51,569
🥈	clerical automa-core	47
#6	clingfilm cap	4
#6	clingfilm slippers	4
#9	clingfilm tangle	9
#11	clingfilm trousers	2
🥇	clock-cleaning hammer	200
🥇	clockwork bartender head	90
#20	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
🥇	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	188
🥇	clockwork chef head	20
#27	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
🥈	clockwork chef-in-the-box	169
🥇	clockwork claws	200
🥇	clockwork clockwise dome	120
🥉	clockwork counterclockwise dome	208
#9	clockwork crossbow	15
🥇	clockwork detective skull	60
🥈	clockwork doohickey	200
🥈	clockwork endoskeleton	117
#6	clockwork handle	51
#5	clockwork hat	13
#7	clockwork key	248
🥈	clockwork maid	137
🥇	clockwork maid head	72
🥇	clockwork pants	27
#5	clockwork pirate skull	25
🥇	clockwork rings	184
🥈	clockwork rod	123
#5	clockwork shank	70
🥉	clockwork sheet	88
🥈	clockwork sphere	171
#4	clockwork spine	71
🥈	clockwork staff	87
#6	clockwork sword	29
🥈	clockwork thingamajig	114
#7	clockwork trench coat	20
🥇	clockwork widget	269
#6	cloning kit	550
#24	closed-circuit phone system	3
#11	cloudy potion	3,037
#4	clove-flavored lip balm	669
🥇	clown hammer	21,925
🥈	clown shoes	9,569
#6	clown skin	4,569
🥈	clown whip	1,945
🥇	clown wig	4,337
🥇	clownskin belt	1,340
🥇	clownskin buckler	1,337
🥈	clownskin harness	1,337
#4	club necklace	2,192
#26	club of corruption	1
#8	club of the five seasons	22
#22	club sandwich	24
#4	clumsiness bark	1,369
🥉	cluster of hops	1,469
🥉	clutch of dodecapede eggs	2,632
#19	coal contact lenses	63
#5	coal dust	190
🥇	coal shovel	569
🥇	coal snakeskin	469
🥉	coarse hemp socks	13
#9	cob of corn	4,069
🥉	cocktail mushroom	9,090
#7	cocktail napkin	1,696
#6	cocktail onion	1,062
🥉	cocoa chondrule	433
#16	cocoa egg	1,242
#9	cocoa eggshell fragment	13,330
#6	cocoa of youth	11
#9	coconut bikini top	42
#6	coconut shell	15,769
🥉	cod cape	11
#6	coffee pixie stick	142
#6	coffin lid	539
#9	cog	6,699
#8	cog and sprocket assembly	2,552
#6	cold and sour sauce	50
🥉	cold cluster	13
🥇	cold clusterbomb	7
🥈	cold hi mein	4,669
🥇	cold jelly	369
🥇	cold mashed potatoes	9,969
#10	cold ninja mask	639
#5	cold nuggets	2,470
#5	cold powder	669
#6	cold seal sweat	397
🥉	cold wad	13,969
#5	cold water bottle	333
#13	cold-filtered water	392
🥉	collapsible baton	280
#6	collection of tiny spooky objects	869
#4	cologne of contempt	947
#8	colored-light "necklace"	13
#37	colorful plastic ball	3,019
#6	colorful toad	1,006
🥉	colossal free-range mushroom	42
#6	comb jelly	707
#7	combat fan	69
#44	combat lover's locket lockbox	1
#5	comfy blanket	3
🥈	comfy coffin	269
#17	comfy pillow	52
#341	commemorative war stein	73
#5	communal gobstopper	110
#7	communications windchimes	2,969
#8	complex alien zoological sample	3
🥈	complex mushroom wine	50
🥇	complicated device	1
#7	complicated lock impression	4
#6	compounded experience	1,137
#4	compressed air canister	469
#24	compression stocking	631
#25	computronic processing unit	135
#20	concentrated cooking	6
🥉	concentrated cordial of concentration	666
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
🥇	concentrated garbage juice	154
#7	concentrated magicalness pill	999
🥇	concoction of clumsiness	2,288
🥇	coney haunch	1,111
🥇	confiscated cell phone	2,042
#4	confiscated comic book	1,111
🥇	confiscated love note	1,469
#4	confusing LED clock	1,669
🥇	congratulatory cake	137
#10	conjured ice cream	142
#5	conquistador's breastplate	2
#11	consolation ribbon	2
#26	container of Spooky Putty	3
#5	contract enforcement stick	979
#5	cookie cookie	88
🥇	cool cat claw	169
🥇	cool cat elixir	669
🥈	cool hot cocoa	2,969
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥇	cool iron ingot	7
🥈	cool jelly donut	166
#6	cool mint precipice bar	169
#13	cool mushroom	324
🥉	cool mushroom casserole	303
#6	cool mushroom wine	69
#13	cool spore pod	37
#9	cool whip	20,464
🥇	cooling iron breastplate	4
🥇	cooling iron greaves	5
🥇	cooling iron helmet	3
#27	cop dollar	4,673
#4	coping juice	42
#5	copper ha'penny charrrm	2,669
🥈	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	191
#9	cordial of concentration	441
#22	corked genie bottle	2
#10	corn holder	1,131
#5	corncob pipe	369
🥇	corned beet	42
#19	corned-beef Reuben	164
🥈	cornucopia	1,069
#6	cornuthaum	3,428
🥈	corpse on the beach	513
🥉	corpsebite	337
🥈	corpsedriver	496
🥈	corpsetini	829
🥉	correction fluid	283
#7	corroded breeches	1
#6	corrosive cowl	1
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#17	corrupt club of corruption	1
🥉	corrupted bird DNA	39
#4	corrupted data	4,188
🥇	corrupted marrow	642
#5	corrupted stardust	45
🥈	cosmetic football	31,002
#7	cosmic lemonade	22
🥇	cosmic paste	42
#15	costume rental shop	74
#5	costume sword	547
#9	cottage	280
🥇	cotton candy bale	4,420
#99	cotton candy cocoon	1
🥇	cotton candy cone	2,969
🥇	cotton candy cordial	25
🥇	cotton candy pillow	2,669
🥇	cotton candy pinch	22,469
🥇	cotton candy plug	2,969
🥇	cotton candy skoshe	2,969
🥇	cotton candy smidgen	2,969
🥈	counterfeit city	69
#5	cow poker	264
🥈	cozy bazooka	7
🥇	cozy scarf	1
🥈	cozy scimitar	7
🥈	crêepy mask	1,469
#8	crabsicle	2
#5	cracker	139
#10	cranberries	6,053
🥇	cranberry cordial	6,969
🥇	cranberry cylinder	469
🥇	cranberry margarita (brackish)	21,788
🥈	cranberry schnapps	137
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
🥈	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	18
#10	crappy brain	1,372
🥉	crappy camera	15
#7	crappy waiter disguise	369
🥇	crate of firebombs	4,444
#35	crate of fish meat	1
#33	crated wardrobe-o-matic	1
🥉	crayon shavings	5,669
#5	crazy bastard sword	5
#8	crazy hobo notebook	875
#7	crazy little Turkish delight	17,269
#6	cream of chloroplasts	33
🥈	cream of pointy mushroom soup	535
#5	cream pie	3,569
#8	cream stout	753
#8	creamsicle	908
#4	creepy doll head	269
🥈	creepy ginger ale	2,069
🥇	creepy nursery rhyme	2,169
#9	creepy voice box	40
#5	creepy voodoo doll	3,269
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#4	crident	445
🥇	crimsilion jub-jub bird	21
#5	croquet hedgehog	74
🥈	crossbow string	5,457
#5	crotchety pants	7
🥈	crowbar	569
#7	crowbarrr	1,686
#6	crown-shaped beanie	53
🥇	crude crudités	1,842
#8	crude voodoo doll	138
🥇	crudles	2,222
#11	cruelty-free wine	2,504
#34	crumbling rat skull	27
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#11	crunchy brush	40
🥈	crusty hula hoop	376
🥇	cryptic puzzle box	198
🥇	crystal Crimbo goblet	455
🥇	crystal Crimbo platter	455
🥈	crystal belt buckle	4
#13	crystal decanter	4
🥈	crystal skeleton vodka	269
🥈	crystal skull	2,469
🥇	crystalline cheer	112,111
🥉	crystalline light bulb	17
🥈	crystalline reamer	135
#4	crystalline seal eye	8
#21	crystallized memory	7
#6	crystallized pumpkin spice	13
#8	cube of billiard chalk	169
#5	cube of ectoplasm	469
🥉	cubic zirconia	4,196
#5	cuckoo clock	3
🥈	cuddly teddy bear	269
#7	cup of hickory chicory	111
🥉	cup of infinite pencils	319
🥇	cup of lukewarm tea	9,669
#10	cup of primitive beer	3,169
🥇	cupcake-in-a-cup	969
🥉	cuppa Activi tea	215
#10	cuppa Alacri tea	42
🥇	cuppa Boo tea	613
🥉	cuppa Chari tea	175
🥈	cuppa Craft tea	269
#11	cuppa Cruel tea	69
🥈	cuppa Dexteri tea	322
#18	cuppa Feroci tea	11
#4	cuppa Flamibili tea	138
#10	cuppa Flexibili tea	69
🥇	cuppa Frost tea	296
#11	cuppa Gill tea	42
#11	cuppa Impregnabili tea	72
🥇	cuppa Improprie tea	369
#10	cuppa Insani tea	69
#10	cuppa Irritabili tea	88
#11	cuppa Loyal tea	37
🥇	cuppa Mana tea	444
🥈	cuppa Mediocri tea	237
#6	cuppa Monstrosi tea	126
🥈	cuppa Morbidi tea	394
#5	cuppa Nas tea	188
🥈	cuppa Net tea	257
#4	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	156
#4	cuppa Obscuri tea	169
#7	cuppa Physicali tea	101
🥇	cuppa Proprie tea	269
#7	cuppa Royal tea	277
#4	cuppa Serendipi tea	169
🥇	cuppa Sobrie tea	196
#4	cuppa Toast tea	169
#5	cuppa Twen tea	114
#9	cuppa Uncertain tea	96
🥈	cuppa Vitali tea	300
🥇	cuppa Voraci tea	242
🥈	cuppa Wit tea	222
#6	cuppa Yet tea	100
#4	curdflinger	180
🥉	curmudgel	835
#5	cursed Aztec tamale	1
#12	cursed black pearl onion	380
#7	cursed bottle of black-label rum	484
#6	cursed bottle of rum	1,113
#19	cursed cannonball	88
🥇	cursed chocolate doubloon	2,222
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#116	cursed dirty joke scroll	15
#50	cursed monkey glove	2
🥉	cursed piece of thirteen	182
#7	cursed pirate cutlass	1
🥈	cursed ring finger ring	2
#8	cursed scrunchie	117
#17	cursed sea biscuit	137
#5	cursed swash buckle	1
#4	cursed tricorn hat	1
#7	cursed voodoo skull	409
#5	cursed wishbone	30
#4	custard pie	1,326
🥉	custom sixgun	57
🥉	cute bow from beyond the stars	37
🥉	cute meteoroid	24
#16	cute mushroom	34
#6	cyan seashell	2,969
🥉	cyber-mattock	120
#6	cyborg doll	215
#10	cyborg stompin' boot	69
#7	cyclops eyedrops	569
🥈	cylindrical mold	2,215
🥉	cymbal syrup	4,962
#9	d10	26,069
#8	d12	17,669
#7	d20	31,669
#9	d4	2,037
#9	d6	7,606
#9	d8	8,069
#4	daddy shortlegs leg	80
#7	daily dungeon malware	19
#8	daisy	20,369
🥇	damp bar rag	1,266
#18	damp old wallet	14
🥇	dance card	4,069
#5	dancing fan	498
#58	dandy lion cub	1
#6	dangerous jerkcicle	969
🥈	dark baconstone ring	23
🥇	dark chocolate egg	669
🥉	dark hamethyst ring	79
🥉	dark porquoise ring	25
#5	dark potion	8,669
#123	das boot	1
🥈	daub-breaker	684
🥇	day shortener	89
#5	day-old beer	4,569
#6	deactivated MicroMechaMech	72
#8	deactivated mini-Trainbot	20
🥈	deactivated nanobots	4
🥉	deactivated putty buddy	9
#4	dead guy's memento	15
#4	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	13
#10	dead guy's watch	15,448
🥇	dead lights pie	666
🥇	dead meat bun	2,569
🥉	deadfall branch	237
#7	deadly lampshade	119
#5	deadly nightshade	15
#30	deanimated reanimator's coffin	1
🥇	death blossom	669
🥈	debonair deboner	8
🥈	decanter of fine Scotch	222
#4	decaying goldfish liver	1,809
#4	decaying wooden oar	13
#4	decaying wooden paddle	13
🥈	decaying wooden pole	17
#23	decent brain	1,204
#8	deck of lewd playing cards	2
#9	deck of tropical cards	38
#9	decomposed boot	1,054
#9	decorative fountain	6,548
#20	deed to Oliver's Place	4
#6	deep six-shooter	269
🥇	defective Game Grid token	13
#5	defective skull	3,231
#6	dehydrated caviar	1,770
🥈	delectable catalyst	2,522
#8	delectable fire ant	666
🥈	delicious candy	769
🥇	delicious comfit?	669
#8	delicious noodles	1,090
#9	delicious salad	2,527
#6	delicious shimmering moth	2,597
🥇	delicious spicy noodles	2,669
🥉	delicious star salad	69
#10	delicious stinkbug	1,297
🥈	delicious swamp muck	3,832
#19	deluxe Neverending Party favor	22
#6	deluxe fax machine	30
🥇	deluxe layer cake	1,337
#5	demon buckler	137
#15	demon makeup kit	5
#9	demon skin	6,769
#5	demon whip	151
#7	demon-horned hat	290
🥈	demonic cow's blood	11,669
🥈	demonic paste	161
🥉	demonic surgical gloves	1,825
#4	demonskin jacket	475
🥉	demonskin trousers	861
#4	denastified haunch	11
#22	denim axe	18
#8	denim jacket	1,046
🥇	dense meat crossbow	111
#106	dense meat stack	20,000
🥇	dense meat staff	588
🥈	dense meat sword	117
#5	dental pliers	77
#10	dented harmonica	2,078
🥈	dented spoon	2,486
#8	deodorant	380
#4	depantsing bomb	4,969
🥈	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	221
#5	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	10
🥈	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	23
🥉	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	13
#6	depleted Grimacite hammer	8
#8	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	23
#7	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	6
🥉	depleted Grimacite shinguards	8
🥉	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	13
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
🥉	desiccated apricot	13,183
#4	designer handbag	237
#27	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	2
🥉	desktop zen garden	27
🥉	detective roscoe	37
#13	detective school application	1
#4	detective skull	188
🥇	detective tattoo	31
#6	dethklok	69
🥇	detour shield	1
🥇	devil hair pasta	777
🥇	devil's-food cake	69
#19	devil-summoning hat	62
🥇	deviled egg	1,137
🥈	devilish folio	6,669
🥈	dew yoana lei	385
#26	dew yoana salacious lei	9
🥉	diamond necklace	2,036
#6	diamond-studded cane	4,883
#7	diamond-studded fronts	51
🥇	diamondback skin	888
#10	dice belt buckle	1
🥈	didgeridooka	3,007
🥇	dieting pill	669
🥈	digital key lime	161
#4	digital key lime pie	420
🥈	digital underground potion	242
🥈	dilapidated wizard hat	4,237
#5	dill	3,355
🥈	diluted makeup	1,143
#71	dinged-up triangle	1
#4	dingy planks	3,171
🥇	dinner roll	4,969
#7	dire fudgesicle	1,478
#5	dirt julep	42
#10	dirty hobo gloves	12,747
#6	dirty martini	1
🥉	dirty rigging rope	803
#8	disassembled clover	15,400
#9	disbelief suspenders	1,100
#5	discarded swimming trunks	96
#12	disco ball	42,706
🥉	disco biscuit	69
#9	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	101
#9	disco horoscope (Aries)	114
#148	disco horoscope (Cancer)	8
#9	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	101
#18	disco horoscope (Gemini)	49
#7	disco horoscope (Leo)	137
#9	disco horoscope (Libra)	107
#31	disco horoscope (Pisces)	40
#8	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	155
#7	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	238
#274	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
#11	disco horoscope (Virgo)	90
#10	disco mask	42,362
#10	discocktail	893
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#18	disease	3,196
🥈	disembodied brain	2,369
#5	disembodied smile	2,267
🥇	dishrag	1,869
#7	disintegrating barrel	7,982
#5	disintegrating quill pen	20,597
#7	disintegrating sheet music	6,500
#4	disintegrating spiky collar	669
#20	displaced fish	3,109
#5	disposable instant camera	169
🥇	disposable lighter	2,219
#35	distention pill	17
#4	distilled fortified wine	1,669
#4	distilled resin	13
#6	distressed denim pants	1,182
#39	disturbing fanfic	11,115
#8	divine blowout	13,469
#7	divine can of silly string	19,669
🥇	divine champagne flute	15,669
#8	divine champagne popper	1,237
#4	divine cracker	5,269
#10	divine noisemaker	9,969
#8	diving muff	120
#4	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	23
#4	dog ointment	100
#5	doll house	1,175
🥇	doll-eye amulet	869
#14	dollar sign	8
#11	dollar-sign bag	1,747
#239	dollhive	42
#9	dollop of barbecue sauce	311
🥇	dolphin whistle	3,333
🥇	donated booze	5,794
🥇	donated candy	5,825
🥈	donated food	5,795
#7	donkey flipbook	95
#4	dope gangsta bling-bling	1,800
#18	dope wheels	108
🥈	dorky glasses	5,703
🥉	double barreled barrel gun	207
#80	double daisy	5
🥉	double entendre	11
#5	double-barreled sling	1,006
🥈	double-candied yams	4
🥈	double-ice britches	220
#6	double-ice cap	69
🥇	double-ice gum	3,969
#4	dove DNA	23
#6	drab sonata	5,302
🥈	drafty drawers	14
🥉	draggin' ball hat	4,569
#4	dragon snaps	10,736
#6	dragonfish caviar	88
🥉	dread tarragon	13
#30	dreadful box	1
🥈	dreadful fedora	2
🥈	dreadful glove	3
#5	dreadful roast	17
🥈	dreadful sweater	2
#6	dreadlock whip	3,501
🥉	dream of a dog	37
#4	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	6,102
🥇	dress pants	616
#7	dried face	2,580
🥈	dried gelatinous cube	13
#4	drink chit	17,069
🥇	drinks tray	2,519
#7	dripping meat crossbow	38
🥈	dripping meat staff	188
#9	dripping meat sword	69
#5	drippy bezoar	13
🥇	drippy bromide	1
🥉	drippy candy bar	5
🥉	drippy caviar	17
🥈	drippy diadem	5
🥈	drippy enzyme	3
🥈	drippy flux	3
🥉	drippy grub	3
🥈	drippy ichor	2
#5	drippy khakis	1
#10	drippy nugget	6
#7	drippy orb	3
🥇	drippy pigment	3
🥈	drippy pilsner	5
#4	drippy plum(?)	13
🥉	drippy salt	3
#6	drippy seed	2
🥇	drippy shield	1
#11	drippy staff	1
#14	drippy stake	1
#5	drippy stein	24
#12	drippy truncheon	2
#5	drive-by shooting	69
🥇	drive-thru burger	296
#10	droll monocle	111
🥇	dromedary drinking helmet	2,369
🥇	drone self-destruct chip	180
🥇	droopy doll eye	320
#7	drop of water-37	3,987
#6	droppable microphone	16
🥇	drug cocktail sauce	111
🥉	druidic s'more	43
#4	drum machine	8,969
#5	drum of pomade	139
#5	drum of tommy ammo	41,141
#5	dry cleaning receipt	827
🥉	dry martini	1,680
🥈	dry noodles	96,069
#8	dry vodka martini	380
#8	drywall axe	745
🥈	dubious loincloth	22
🥉	dubious peppermint	999
🥇	ducha de oro	1,369
#4	duck-on-a-string	369
#26	duct tape	1,396
🥉	duct tape buckler	42
#10	duct tape dockers	28
#7	duct tape fedora	17
#8	duct tape shirt	69
#5	duct tape sword	29
#27	duct tape wallet	232
🥈	dude ranch souvenir crate	333
🥉	dueling banjo	54
#6	dueling turtle	175
#8	dull fish scale	6,969
#6	dumb mud	51
#9	dungeon dragon chest	69
#8	dungeoneer's dungarees	587
#5	dungeoneering kit	679
#6	duonoculars	169
#4	dusty Crimbo crate	1,533
#4	dusty animal cranium	178
🥉	dusty animal jawbone	137
🥈	dusty animal pelvis	496
🥇	dusty animal skull	113
#4	dusty barrel	5,781
#9	dusty bottle of Marsala	4,703
#9	dusty bottle of Merlot	5,469
#6	dusty bottle of Muscat	7,337
#11	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	5,184
#60	dusty bottle of Port	361
#22	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1,150
🥈	dusty bottle of blood	22
🥉	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	267
#4	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	323
#4	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	165
🥈	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	446
🥇	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	542
🥇	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	484
🥈	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	369
🥈	dusty first caudal vertebra	270
🥇	dusty first cervical vertebra	437
🥇	dusty first lumbar vertebra	675
🥇	dusty first thoracic vertebra	339
#4	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	281
🥉	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	272
🥈	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	344
🥈	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	317
#5	dusty left clavicle	144
🥇	dusty left eighth rib	577
🥈	dusty left eleventh rib	340
#4	dusty left femur	239
🥉	dusty left fibula	272
🥈	dusty left fifth rib	423
#8	dusty left first front claw	116
🥉	dusty left first rear claw	209
#6	dusty left first rib	150
🥉	dusty left fourth front claw	262
#4	dusty left fourth rear claw	137
🥇	dusty left fourth rib	493
🥇	dusty left humerus	420
#8	dusty left kneecap	224
🥉	dusty left ninth rib	284
🥈	dusty left radius	250
#6	dusty left scapula	153
#9	dusty left second front claw	120
#4	dusty left second rear claw	296
🥇	dusty left second rib	248
🥇	dusty left seventh rib	431
#7	dusty left sixth rib	126
🥇	dusty left tenth rib	563
🥇	dusty left third front claw	452
🥉	dusty left third rear claw	269
#9	dusty left third rib	156
🥉	dusty left thumb	192
#7	dusty left tibia	126
🥈	dusty left twelfth rib	194
🥉	dusty left ulna	295
🥈	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	345
🥈	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	288
🥇	dusty right clavicle	477
🥉	dusty right eighth rib	232
🥈	dusty right eleventh rib	330
🥇	dusty right femur	590
🥉	dusty right fibula	347
🥉	dusty right fifth rib	269
🥉	dusty right first front claw	145
#4	dusty right first rear claw	246
#10	dusty right first rib	112
🥈	dusty right fourth front claw	519
#8	dusty right fourth rear claw	136
🥈	dusty right fourth rib	300
#6	dusty right humerus	150
#6	dusty right kneecap	221
#4	dusty right ninth rib	270
🥇	dusty right radius	337
🥉	dusty right scapula	189
#6	dusty right second front claw	157
🥇	dusty right second rear claw	369
#4	dusty right second rib	169
#6	dusty right seventh rib	240
🥉	dusty right sixth rib	202
🥇	dusty right tenth rib	548
🥈	dusty right third front claw	364
🥇	dusty right third rear claw	358
🥉	dusty right third rib	207
🥇	dusty right thumb	406
🥈	dusty right tibia	302
🥇	dusty right twelfth rib	326
🥇	dusty right ulna	255
#4	dusty sacral vertebrae	265
#7	dusty second caudal vertebra	136
#5	dusty second cervical vertebra	112
#4	dusty second lumbar vertebra	272
🥇	dusty second thoracic vertebra	395
🥉	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	199
#5	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	111
#8	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	135
🥈	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	399
#4	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	302
🥉	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	361
#7	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	121
#4	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	127
🥇	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	480
#4	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	270
#7	dusty third caudal vertebra	129
#4	dusty third cervical vertebra	344
#5	dusty third lumbar vertebra	192
🥇	dusty third thoracic vertebra	337
🥈	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	404
#8	dwarf bread	3,269
#6	dwarvish magazine	307
#4	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2,013
🥉	eXtreme meat crossbow	679
🥇	eXtreme meat staff	220
🥉	eXtreme meat sword	396
#9	eXtreme mittens	1,590
#5	eXtreme nose ring	506
#7	eXtreme scarf	2,172
#6	eagle feather	3,129
#5	eagle's milk	3,277
🥇	ear candle	777
🥉	ear poison	7,384
🥉	earthenware muffin tin	5
#299	easter egg balloon	67
#7	eau de mort	25
#4	eaves droppers	439
🥉	ectoplasm au jus	777
🥈	ectoplasmic orbs	1,469
#8	ectoplasmic paste	115
#4	edible alien plant bit	1,111
#5	eel battery	569
#9	eel sauce	69
🥇	eel skin	377
🥇	eelskin hat	208
🥇	eelskin pants	50
🥇	eelskin shield	169
#8	eerie fetish	9
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#6	effervescent potion	4,669
#11	effluvious emerald	222
#8	egg gun	1
#5	eggbeater	969
🥈	eggman noodles	135
#5	eggnog	7,869
🥉	eggwater	169
🥇	eighth plague	1,669
#17	elbow soup	12
🥈	elderly jawbreaker	1,699
#7	eldritch alignment spray	222
#4	eldritch concentrate	24
🥉	eldritch distillate	69
🥇	eldritch dough	2,569
#9	eldritch effluvium	40,169
🥉	eldritch elixir	252
🥇	eldritch essence	237
🥇	eldritch extract	269
🥇	eldritch hammer	8
🥇	eldritch hat	17
#24	eldritch ichor	1,256
#5	eldritch mushroom	63
#17	eldritch mushroom pizza	5
#5	eldritch oil	99
🥇	eldritch pants	7
#7	eldritch rub	37
#9	eldritch scanner	8
#9	eldritch tincture	2
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
🥉	electric Kool-Aid	37
🥇	electric copperhead potion	6,169
#5	electric crutch	37
#13	electric mushroom	2
🥉	electric pants	322
🥉	electric snakebite	969
🥉	electrical thingamabob	6,114
🥇	electrician's hardhat	42
#6	electronic Brain Trainer game	3
#7	electronic dulcimer pants	7
🥈	electronics kit	8,100
#18	elegant nightstick	57
🥈	elemental caipiroska	16,969
🥇	elemental paste	69
🥉	elemental sugarcube	31,069
#9	elephant stinger	339
#4	eleven-foot pole	444
🥈	elevenderizing hammer	4
🥇	elevennis shoes	3
🥇	elevent	3
🥇	elf army field rations	669
#4	elf ploughshare	6
#4	elven limbos gingerbread	1,069
#7	elven cellocello	1,329
🥇	elven hardtack	24,969
#9	elven magi-pack	13,388
#9	elven medi-pack	14,808
#7	elven moonshine	729
🥉	elven socks	2,009
#8	elven squeeze	2,594
#5	elven suicide capsule	1,123
🥇	elven tambourine	7
#77	elven whittling knife	2
🥉	ember egg	1
#11	embering hunk	3
#24	embezzler's oil	8,969
🥉	emergency glowstick	178
#6	emergency margarita	269
#23	emotion chip	1
#5	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	3,111
#524	empty agua de vida bottle	281
#64	empty blowgun	43
🥇	empty hourglass	2
🥈	empty lava bottle	55
#8	empty meat tank	5,003
#7	enchanted barbell	733
#4	enchanted bean	2,220
#4	enchanted bean burrito	2,301
🥇	enchanted brass knuckles	1,369
🥇	enchanted eyepatch	12,769
🥇	enchanted fire extinguisher	8
🥈	enchanted handwarmer	470
#523	enchanted leopard-print barbell	13
#8	enchanted muesli	536
#13	enchanted toothpick	197
#5	enchantlers	229
#4	encoder ring	3,496
🥈	energized spores	1,869
#4	energy drink IV	1,369
#6	ennui-flavored potato chips	4,902
🥈	enormous belt buckle	27,515
🥈	enormous hoop earring	1,690
🥇	enticing mayolus	169
🥈	epic cluster	40
🥉	epic wad	400
#4	equal sign	256
🥉	eraser nubbin	303
#10	ert grey goo ring	137
#6	escargotsicle	318
🥉	especially salty dog	1,842
🥇	essential cameraderie	169
🥇	essential soy	169
🥈	essential tofu	4,369
🥉	etched hourglass	4
#77	eternal car battery	2
#12	eternal knot tattoo	1
#4	even more tinsel	13
#5	everfull glass	22
🥈	evil flaming eyeball pendant	2
#7	evil golden arch	1,637
#8	evil golden arches	1,493
#10	evil googly eye	657
#4	evil noodles	6
🥈	evil paper umbrella	11
#9	evil teddy bear	1,110
#4	evil teddy bear sewing kit	88
#26	evil-ass club	1
🥈	exactly-three-shaped box	202
🥉	excitement pill	420
#5	exclusive club	8
#5	executive mime flask	143
🥇	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	37
🥉	exotic jungle fruit	1,337
#9	exotic orchid	69
#10	exotic parrot egg	7
#4	exotic travel brochure	11,969
#6	expensive camera	66,669
🥇	expensive champagne	222
🥉	expensive cigar	83
#4	experimental serum G-9	169
#4	experimental serum P-00	5,155
🥇	expired MRE	1,169
#6	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	11
#4	expired can of franks 'n' beans	11
#10	exploding cigar	3,236
🥈	exploding gum	1,296
#6	exploding hacky-sack	1,462
#6	explosion-flavored chewing gum	5,074
🥈	extra time	111
🥇	extra-fancy ring setting	2,222
🥇	extra-flat panini	2,669
🥉	extra-greasy slider	3,669
🥇	extra-grubby grub	2,069
🥇	extra-hard jawbreaker	800
🥉	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	69
🥈	extra-large palm-frond toupee	381
#6	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	151
#8	extra-see-thru nightie	69
#6	extra-spicy bloody mary	8,969
🥇	extra-strength goo	69
#6	extra-strength red potion	127
🥉	extra-strength rubber bands	14
#9	extra-strength strongness elixir	3,860
🥉	extra-toasted half sandwich	823
🥈	extremely confusing manual	357
#4	extremely skinny jeans	109
🥇	extremely slippery nipple	369
#4	extremely wet T-shirt	269
🥉	eye 'n' horn shampoo	18
#8	eye of newt	4,169
#7	eye of the Tiger-lily	637
#13	eye-pod	37
#4	eyebrow lifter	381
🥈	eyedrops of newt	2,054
#8	eyedrops of the ermine	333
🥈	eyedrops of the ocelot	942
🥇	eyepatch	69,969
#9	f3d0r4	4,154
🥇	fabric hardener	537
🥇	fabric softener	2,522
#13	facehugging alien	226
#203	facsimile dictionary	51
#5	faded green protest sign	8
🥉	faded red protest sign	7
#10	fairy gravy boat	419
#79	fairy-worn boots	1
#7	fake blood	469
#4	fake cocktail	107
#10	fake fake vomit	2,782
#24	fake hand	721
#6	fake plastic grass	203
#4	fake washboard	3
#7	false eyelashes	142
🥉	fancy ball mask	23
#7	fancy bath salts	4,896
🥈	fancy beef jerky	101
🥈	fancy beer bottle	199
#5	fancy beer label	96
🥇	fancy black tie	6
#6	fancy blue potion	309
#6	fancy but probably evil chocolate	247
🥇	fancy calligraphy pen	4,969
#4	fancy canapés	37
🥉	fancy chess set	6
🥈	fancy chocolate	369
🥉	fancy chocolate car	719
🥉	fancy chocolate sculpture	42
#4	fancy dress ball	9,686
🥇	fancy opera glasses	3,969
🥈	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1,455
#205	fancy seashell necklace	74
🥉	fancy tin beer can	469
🥇	fancy tophat	8
🥇	fancy tuxedo pants	11
#5	farfalle bow tie	19
🥈	fascinating alien zoological sample	14
#6	fat bottom quark	1,425
#7	fat loot token	898
#36	fat stacks of cash	2,770
#18	fat wallet	669
🥈	feathered headdress	5
#23	felt	262
#5	fermenting powder	12,011
#8	ferret bait	7,250
#5	fertilized ghuol egg	777
#7	festive egg sac	22
#4	festive holiday hat	699
#5	fetid feather	7,337
#7	fettucini épines Inconnu	37
🥈	fettucini épines Inconnu recipe	2
🥇	fettucini Inconnu	1,069
#8	fez of etymology	78
#4	fiberglass insulation	154
#5	fiery wing	1,457
🥉	figurine of a charred seal	259
#73	figurine of a cold seal	67
#4	figurine of a cute baby seal	121
#8	figurine of a shadowy seal	85
#16	figurine of a sleek seal	73
#120	figurine of a slippery seal	15
#246	figurine of a stinking seal	9
#6	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	130
#10	figurine of an ancient seal	250
#4	figurine of an armored seal	121
🥉	filet of The Fish	57
#4	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2,461
🥈	filigreed hamethyst earring	34
🥈	filigreed hamethyst necklace	150
🥉	filigreed hamethyst ring	23
🥈	filled mosquito	16,669
#8	filth-encrusted futon	115
#8	filthy armor	241
🥈	filthy child leash	18,296
#6	filthy corduroys	2,940
#8	filthy hippy poncho	269
#7	filthy knitted dread sack	2,469
#832	filthy lucre	39
#22	filthy monkey head	50
#7	filthy pestle	1,268
🥇	filthy poultice	5,569
🥇	fin-bit wax	113
🥉	fine aged cheddarwurst	2,331
#10	fine wine	10,442
🥇	finger cuffs	3,690
#43	finger cymbals	40
🥇	finger exerciser	10,496
#11	fire	973
🥇	fire ant pheromones	537
#4	fire axe	6
🥇	fire crackers	1,337
#7	[2426]fire flower	162
#4	fire hose	16
#7	fire of unknown origin	3,185
#7	fire poi	795
🥇	fire-roasted lake trout	3,337
🥈	fireball	2,088
🥇	firebomb	39,042
#5	fireclutch	420
#7	fireman's helmet	8
#7	fireman's lunch	24
🥉	firemilk	1,337
🥇	fireproof megaphone	622
🥉	fireproof skip lid	13
🥉	first-aid pouch	193
🥈	fish bazooka	73
#10	fish head	37
#8	fish juice box	169
#4	fish sauce	197
🥉	fish scimitar	150
🥉	fish stick	42
🥉	fish stick cozy	11
#9	fish-liver oil	11,880
🥈	fishbone belt	71
🥈	fishbone bracers	13
🥇	fishbone catcher's mitt	24
#4	fishbone corset	42
🥇	fishbone facemask	69
🥉	fishbone fins	4
🥈	fishbone kneepads	27
🥇	fishcake	37
🥉	fishelada	127,201
🥈	fishin' hat	57
#7	fishy fish	503
#8	fishy fish casserole	283
🥈	fishy fish lasagna	1,369
#16	fishy paste	35
#7	fishy wand	69
#31	fist turkey outline	1
#88	fistful of ashes	60
🥈	fistful of wood shavings	123
#31	fitness wristband	25
#5	five-fingered fern resin	28
#9	fixed-gear bicycle	42
#4	fixodent	26
#5	fizzing spore pod	337
#11	fizzy potion	2,669
🥇	flagellate flagon	7
#9	flagellate soup	80
#11	flame orb	1
#7	flamin' bindle	33
#5	flaming cardboard sword	137
#10	flaming crutch	7,098
🥇	flaming familiar doppelgänger	2
🥉	flaming feather	6,969
🥉	flaming glowsticks	288
🥇	flaming juggler's balls	4
#17	flaming leaf crown	1
#11	flaming mushroom	316
#8	flaming mushroom wine	60
#4	flaming nose	10
🥉	flaming pink shirt	2
#54	flaming sword	18
#10	flaming talons	2,264
#16	flamingo mallet	4
🥇	flan del mar	609
#9	flange	423
🥉	flapper floppers	7
🥇	flapper fly	3,969
#7	flaregun	7,777
#469	flashing novelty button	3
#4	flashy pirate dreadlocks	1,096
🥇	flask flops	3,669
#5	flask of Amontillado	132
🥇	flask of Gnomochloric acid	666
🥇	flask of baconstone juice	669
🥉	flask of egggrog	383
🥇	flask of embalming fluid	17
🥈	flask of hamethyst juice	311
#11	flask of mining oil	437
🥇	flask of moonshine	169
🥉	flask of porquoise juice	142
🥇	flask of port	369
🥇	flask of rainwater	15,537
#5	flask of tainted mining oil	1,903
#8	flat cider	22
#10	flat dough	11,111
#6	flat mushroom wine	51
🥇	flavored foot massage oil	12,669
🥇	flavorless gruel	2,169
#9	flayed mind	894
#6	fleetwood chain	2,869
🥇	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2,200
🥈	fleetwood macaroni	1,939
#39	fleshy lump	52
🥈	fleshy putty	590
🥈	flimsy clipboard	5,149
#20	flimsy hardwood scraps	69
#4	flirtatious feather	3,669
🥈	floaty gravel	26
#18	floaty inverse geode	8
#6	floaty pebbles	50
🥈	floaty rock	25
🥇	floaty rock helmet	4
🥈	floaty rock necklace	3
🥈	floaty rock pants	4
🥈	floaty sand	4,069
#4	floorboard cruft	924
#6	floral print shirt	69
🥈	floral-print skirt	142
🥈	flour cookie	269
🥈	flower petal pie	19,999
#6	flowing hippy skirt	327
🥇	fluid of fudge-finding	313
#5	fluorescent lightbulb	13
#6	flute of flat champagne	12,699
🥉	flypaper staff	113
🥈	flytrap bezoar	33
#6	flytrap pellet	355
🥉	foam dart	8,888
#6	foam noodle	2,555
#4	foam pistol	25
#5	foetid seal tear	869
🥇	foggy glass globe	177
🥈	foie gras	1,811
🥇	folder (D-Team)	333
🥈	folder (Ex-Files)	28
🥈	folder (Jackass Plumber)	11
🥈	folder (KOLHS)	16
🥇	folder (Knight Writer)	28
#5	folder (Seawolf)	43
🥇	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	207
🥇	folder (Yedi)	669
#4	folder (barbarian)	8
#4	folder (blue)	10,003
🥉	folder (catfish)	15
🥇	folder (cyan)	169
🥇	folder (dancing dolphins)	13
#4	folder (green)	8,013
#5	folder (heavy metal)	174
🥇	folder (holographic fractal)	38
#4	folder (magenta)	13
🥇	folder (owl)	101
#6	folder (rainbow unicorn)	21
#5	folder (red)	11,008
#22	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
🥉	folder (smiley face)	142
🥇	folder (space skeleton)	444
🥉	folder (sports car)	115
🥉	folder (sportsballs)	258
🥇	folder (tranquil landscape)	11
#4	folder (wizard)	61
#4	folder (yellow)	13
#8	food drive button	1
🥇	food mailing list	11
#10	foolscap fool's cap	2,356
🥇	foon	4,769
#19	foon of fearfulness	5
#11	foon of fleshiness	13
#4	foon of foulness	89
🥇	foon of frigidity	111
🥇	foon of fulmination	119
🥇	foot-long hot daub	14
#4	football helmet	292
🥇	forbidden danish	337
#5	forbidden sausage	69
🥇	forest canopy bed	169
#9	forest spirit rattle	214
#19	forest tears	101
🥇	fortifying hot cocoa	3,069
#6	fortune cookie	35,348
#5	fossilized baboon skull	117
#5	fossilized bat skull	105
🥇	fossilized demon skull	1,616
🥉	fossilized limb	3,669
🥈	fossilized necklace	1
🥇	fossilized serpent skull	537
🥇	fossilized spider skull	1,528
🥈	fossilized spike	1,782
🥉	fossilized spine	257
#4	fossilized torso	2,799
🥇	fossilized wing	8,677
🥉	fossilized wyrm skull	239
🥉	fountain 'soda'	352
#24	four-leaf potato sprout	3
#13	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	3
#8	frat brats	111
#578	frayed rope belt	1
🥇	free boots	26
#19	free-range mushroom	6
🥈	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	169
#4	freezerburned ice cube	111
#5	freezin' bindle	47
#4	freightcake	54
🥈	french-fry grabber	69
#13	fresh can of paint	2
🥇	fresh coat of paint	1
🥉	freshwater fishbone	1,337
#9	freshwater pearl necklace	220
#5	fricasseed brains	2,047
#123	fried air	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
🥉	frightful feather	11,269
#11	frigid air mattress	34
#45	frigid derringer	60
#8	frigid fudgepuck	362
🥇	frigid hankyū	737
#9	frigid mote	57
#8	frigid ninja stars	24,977
#45	frigid-ass club	1
🥉	frilly shirt	339
#10	frilly skirt	3,265
#7	frog lip-print	625
🥈	frontwinder skin	384
#6	frost flower	212
🥉	frost-rimed desk bell	50
#23	frost-rimed seal hide	30
🥇	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	6,969
🥈	frosty halo	265
#8	frozen Mob Penguin	589
#6	frozen banquet	199
🥇	frozen danish	269
🥉	frozen feather	4,669
#18	frozen mushroom	650
#6	frozen nunchaku	819
#4	frozen seal spine	87
#12	frozen shampoo-conditioner	556
🥇	frozen tofu pop	469
🥈	frozen turtle shell	669
#5	fruit basket	320
🥉	fruit bat	4
#4	fruit bowl	200
🥉	fruit-stuffed rumcake	369
#10	fruitcake	5,669
🥇	fruitfilm	2,469
🥇	fruity girl swill	837
#20	fruity pebble	1
🥇	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	969
🥇	frying brainpan	11
🥈	fudge bunny	137
#7	fudge cube	37
#5	fudge lily	1,020
#4	fudge pocket square	21
🥇	fudge spork	669
#6	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	888
#68	fudgecule	42,231
#8	fudgecycle	22
🥇	fudgesicle	669
🥈	full lava bottle	66
#4	full meat tank	1,298
#5	fumble formula	17
#7	funhouse mirror	143
🥈	funky brass fez	469
🥇	funky dried mushroom	7,769
🥉	funky eyepatch	1,299
🥇	funky junk key	177
🥉	funny bone	582
🥇	funny paper hat	1
🥉	furniture dolly	909
#66	furry fur	3,305
#7	furry green earmuffs	20
#5	furry green turtle	137
🥇	furry halo	222
#8	furry kilt	125
🥈	furry pants	2,327
#6	furry pill	95
#10	furry skirt	34
🥇	fusilli marrownarrow	1,222
🥇	fusillocybin	269
🥇	future drug: Coolscaline	1,100
🥇	future drug: Muscularactum	1,300
🥇	future drug: Smartinex	3,969
🥇	fuzzbump	4,369
#125	fuzzy busby	26
#10	fuzzy dice	70
#80	fuzzy earmuffs	35
#75	fuzzy montera	37
🥈	fuzzy polar bear ears	7
#9	ga-ga radio	4,020
#7	gaffer's tape	69
#6	gallon of milk	37
🥇	gamer slurry	2,169
#7	gamma nog	1,269
🥉	ganger bandana	76
#10	garbage juice slurpee	23,669
🥇	garbage sticker	15
🥇	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1,437
🥈	garish pinky ring	2,112
#9	gas balloon	1,969
#7	gas can	1,592
#5	gasmask	2
🥇	gator shades	5,689
#5	gator skin	1,037
#8	gatorskin umbrella	148
🥉	gauze garter	8,969
#5	gauze hammock	196
🥈	gauze shorts	800
🥇	gazely stare	3,013
#9	gazing shoes	22
#15	gearbox necklace	26
🥉	gelatinous meat mass	37
🥈	generic healing potion	119,369
🥈	generic mana potion	17,977
🥇	generic restorative potion	5,116
#63	genie's bracers	2
#61	genie's pants	3
#68	genie's scimitar	2
#52	genie's turbane	3
🥈	ghast iron Garibaldi	81
🥈	ghast iron cleaver	23
🥈	ghast iron codpiece	113
🥇	ghast iron heater shield	142
#8	ghast iron ingot	23
🥇	ghost accordion	269
🥇	ghost beer	666
🥇	ghost bit	6,669
🥉	ghost cucumber	8,555
🥉	ghost key	2,869
#166	ghost of a necklace	33
#6	ghost pencil	20
#9	ghost pepper	17
#6	ghost pickle on a stick	177
#9	ghost protocol	49
#6	ghost shawl	1
#7	ghost thread	13
#4	ghost toga	507
#4	ghost trap	485
🥇	ghostly body paint	4,269
#5	ghostly dagger	69
🥇	ghostly ectoplasm	9,069
#5	ghostly pickling solution	89
#8	ghuol ears	10,599
#9	ghuol egg	4,591
#5	ghuol egg quiche	1,188
#5	ghuol guolash	3,869
#10	ghuol-ear kabob	1,014
🥈	giant O	13
🥈	giant X	13
🥈	giant artisanal rice peeler	742
#6	giant book of ancient carols	17
🥉	giant breath mint	804
#4	giant cactus quill	494
🥇	giant candy cane	369
#8	giant cheesestick	27
#5	giant clay ashtray	69
🥈	giant designer sunglasses	2,137
🥇	giant diamond ring	285
#6	giant discarded bottlecap	316
#7	giant discarded plastic fork	1,996
#7	giant discarded torn-up glove	283
#14	giant driftwood sculpture	33
🥈	giant fishhook	42
#14	giant foam finger	343
#5	giant free-range mushroom	6
#4	giant giant moth dust	1,337
#9	giant glass of brandy	37
#7	giant grain of protein powder	1,324
🥇	giant green gummi bear	1,969
🥉	giant green gummi ingot	420
#4	giant gym membership card	920
#4	giant heirloom grape tomato	769
#4	giant jar of protein powder	8,419
#19	giant marshmallow	34
🥇	giant motorcycle boots	1,169
#7	giant moxie weed	1,669
#5	giant neckbeard	1,688
#32	giant needle	4,257
🥉	giant pearl	120
#6	giant penguin keychain	629
#9	giant pinky ring	1,625
🥈	giant red gummi bear	1,669
#5	giant red gummi ingot	301
#5	giant safety pin	2,861
#6	giant shrimp fork	157
🥇	giant spider leg	969
#5	giant stuffed bugbear	17
#6	giant tube of black lipstick	13,042
🥉	giant turkey leg	460
#7	giant yellow gummi bear	228
#6	giant yellow gummi ingot	306
🥇	giant yellow hat	942
#5	gibson	896
#6	gift card	301
#11	gift-a-pult	20
#6	gilded BRICKO brick	7
#9	gilded ancient cursed chest	32
#8	gilded ancient cursed key	42
🥉	gilded lily	142
🥇	gilded trumpet	18
#6	gill rings	15
🥉	gilt perfume bottle	839
#7	gimlet	618
#10	gin and tonic	183
#20	gin-soaked blotter paper	40
#10	ginger beer	3
🥇	ginger snaps	23,869
🥉	gingerbeard	16
#8	gingerbread bugbear	16,469
#5	gingerbread cigarette	15
#4	gingerbread dog treat	30
#14	gingerbread gavel	8
🥇	gingerbread hoodie	1,192
#5	gingerbread horror	1,927
#8	gingerbread house	37
🥉	gingerbread mask	217
#10	gingerbread moneybag	1
🥈	gingerbread mug	1,669
#4	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1,209
🥈	gingerbread nylons	1,747
🥉	gingerbread pirate	651
#8	gingerbread pistol	4
🥇	gingerbread restraining order	369
#4	gingerbread robot	139
🥈	gingerbread smartphone	43,233
#5	gingerbread spice latte	13
#5	gingerbread tophat	4
#6	gingerbread trousers	4
#5	gingerbread waistcoat	4
🥈	gingerbread wine	533
🥇	gingernade	1,469
#4	gingerservo	22
#5	gingham blouse	169
🥇	ginormous pumpkin	222
🥈	ginseng	48
#4	giraffe-necked turtle	1,102
🥇	glacial clock	142
🥇	glacial sapphire	1,242
#4	gladiator tunica	294
#7	glark cable	298
🥉	glass casserole dish	17
#8	glass gnoll eye	13
#4	glass of baboon milk	969
#4	glass of bourbon	390
#5	glass of drippy wine	55
🥇	glass of gnat milk	4,469
🥉	glass of goat's milk	1,722
🥇	glass of herbal tequila	2,969
#14	glass of raw eggs	137
🥇	glass of warm milk	4,669
🥇	glass of warm water	2,669
🥈	glass pie plate	29
🥇	glass slipper	20
🥇	gleaming oyster egg	469
#9	glimmering buzzard feather	27
#7	glimmering great tit feather	69
#8	glimmering penguin feather	37
#4	glimmering phoenix feather	180
🥇	glimmering raven feather	413
#8	glimmering roc feather	90
#11	glistening fish meat	169
🥇	glistening oyster egg	969
#9	glistening staff	69
#8	glittery mascara	14,388
#5	glob of cream cheese	1,339
#6	glob of enchanted icing	313
#6	glob of extra-green chlorophyll	37
#6	glob of green slime	669
#4	glob of melted wax	1,111
🥇	glob of salty molasses	4,600
🥇	glob of spoiled mayo	1,364
🥉	glob of undifferentiated tissue	7,824
#8	globe of Deep Sauce	169
#5	gloomy mushroom wine	170
🥉	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	27
🥇	glow-in-the-dark necklace	2,369
#29	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	4
#9	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	19
🥉	glowing New Age crystal	169
🥈	glowing esca	277
#65	glowing frisbee	1
🥈	glowing fungus	837
#5	glowing red eye	7,742
🥈	glowing spore pod	533
#7	glowing syringe	340
🥈	glyph of athleticism	80
🥈	gnashing teeth	17
🥇	gnat lasagna	480
🥉	gnatloaf	645
#7	gnatloaf casserole	153
#4	gnatwing	11,090
#5	gnatwing earring	323
#6	gnauga hide	8,288
🥇	gnauga hide buckler	252
🥇	gnauga hide chaps	350
🥇	gnauga hide kilt	256
#5	gnauga hide skirt	50
🥉	gnauga hide vest	388
#5	gnauga hide whip	269
🥇	gnawed-up dog bone	30
🥇	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	969
#9	gnoll lips	2,322
#7	gnoll teeth	3,453
#4	gnoll-tooth necklace	707
#4	go-go potion	1,330
#10	goat	4,366
#4	goat beard	19,292
🥈	goat cheese	250,688
🥉	goat cheese pizza	16,469
#6	goat cheese taco	369
#4	goatskin umbrella	295
#8	gob of wet hair	14,969
#4	goblin autoblowgun	220
🥇	goblin bone hilt	8
🥇	goblin collarbone	2
#5	goblin hunting spear	242
🥇	goblin paste	111
#12	goblin water	69
#7	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	288
#12	gold crown	207
#5	gold lamé pants	723
🥇	gold nuggets	196,669
#5	gold skull ring	11
🥉	gold star	5,052
#10	gold tooth	75
🥉	gold toothbrush	1,744
#85	gold wedding ring	118
#8	golden banana	13
🥈	golden fleece	225
#4	golden gum	20,699
#21	golden gun	560
🥈	golden plastic oyster egg	37
#7	golden ring	2,888
#6	golden tattoo gun	4
#24	golden twig	69
#9	good ash	131
#17	good brain	3,938
🥈	good gravy	113
🥇	goodberry	169
🥉	gooey drippy candy bar	1
🥇	gooey lava globs	2,369
#4	gooey paste	113
🥉	goofily-plumed helmet	2,569
#4	googly eye	15,622
🥉	googly-ball hat	12
#6	googly-heart hat	1
🥈	googly-star hat	21
#4	gooified animal matter	8,769
🥉	gooified mineral matter	6,969
🥉	gooified vegetable matter	7,917
🥇	gory drippy orb	1
#8	goth kid t-shirt	861
#10	goulauncher	37
🥈	gourmet gourami oil	969
#5	government	377
🥇	government booze shipment	170
🥇	government candy shipment	170
#8	government cheese	475
🥇	government food shipment	170
🥇	government per-diem	18,888
🥈	government requisition form	3,969
#9	government-issue identification badge	379
🥇	government-issued candy	1,037
🥇	government-issued eyeshade	1
🥇	government-issued necktie	1
🥈	government-issued night-vision goggles	1,669
🥇	government-issued slacks	1
#6	gr8ps	1,669
#15	grain of sand	15,466
🥉	grandfather watch	23
🥈	grape troll doll	10
#9	grapefruit	10,681
#8	grapes	17,805
🥉	grass blade	69
#9	grass clippings	286
#4	grass hat	37
#7	grass skirt	20
#7	grass whistle	72
#6	grassy cutlass	321
#4	grave robbing shovel	6,930
#5	graveyard snowglobe	169
#8	gravy boat	7
#5	gray bow tie	935
#10	gray seashell	1,412
🥈	grease cannon	71
#63	grease gun	2
🥈	grease trap	1,288
🥉	greasy desk bell	49
🥈	greasy paste	188
🥇	great big capacitor	242
🥇	great old fashioned	2,069
🥉	green BRICKO brick	137
🥈	green LavaCo Lamp™	13
#5	green and red bean	4,301
#9	green balloon	8,669
🥇	green bean casserole	400
🥉	green beer	3,777
🥈	green candy heart	12,469
🥇	green candygram	1,527
#127	green clay bead	93
🥇	green cloth cap	142
🥇	green drunki-bear	4,296
#9	green eggnog	42
🥉	green face paint	1
#172	green glowstick	9
#7	green gummi ingot	2,843
#8	green hamhock	42
🥇	green lava globs	37
#5	green mana	887
🥇	green marshmallow	1,369
🥇	green peawee marble	869
#7	green pill	7
#6	green pixel	56,669
🥈	green pixel potion	3,969
🥉	green pixie spog	42
🥈	green rock candy	27
🥉	green rocket	31,696
#7	green seashell	2,069
🥈	green slime glob	1,142
🥇	green smoke bomb	1,053
🥉	green snowcone	2,469
🥈	green-frosted astral cupcake	4,369
🥈	green-iced sweet roll	69
#5	gremlin juice	2,869
#6	gremlin mutagen	169
#6	grey cube	350
🥈	grey down vest	53
#20	grey gosling	2
🥈	grilled cheese sandwich	323
#8	grilled mooseflank	203
🥇	grim fairy tale	3,169
🥇	grimstone galoshes	37
🥇	grimstone mask	1,169
🥈	grimy lab coat	1,393
#16	grinning turtle	31
#19	grip key	15
🥇	grisly shell fragment	1,669
#6	grisly shield	1
🥈	grizzled bearskin	3,020
#5	grody jug	2,969
🥇	grog	5,037
#9	grog nuts	75
🥇	groggipop	1,369
🥈	groggles	2
#7	grogpagne	613
#6	grogtini	1
🥈	groose grease	1,569
🥇	groovy prism necklace	103
🥈	groping claw	13
#47	grouchy restless spirit	1,667
🥉	grouper fangirl	42
#9	groupie bra	74
🥈	groupie lipstick	2,096
#4	groupie spangles	281
#12	groveling gravel	18
🥇	grubby wool	1,269
🥇	grubby wool beerwarmer	37
🥈	grubby wool gloves	13
🥈	grubby wool hat	13
🥉	grubby wool scarf	13
🥈	grubby wool trousers	13
🥉	grubby woolball	42
#154	grue egg	129
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#8	grumpy old man charrrm	933
🥇	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	926
🥈	grungy bandana	869
🥉	grungy flannel shirt	372
#5	guancertina	71
#76	guano coffee cup	136
#6	guard turtle collar	372
#6	guard turtle shell	527
#16	guffin	2
🥇	guilty sprout	10,969
#7	guitar pick	5,069
#5	gummi ammonite	27
#5	gummi belemnite	30
#5	gummi bowtie	14
🥈	gummi canary	7,069
#4	gummi fang	54
🥉	gummi salamander	1,707
🥇	gummi snake	6,669
#6	gummi sword	7
#7	gummi trilobite	28
🥇	gummi turtle	18,069
#4	gumshoes	6
🥈	gun cleaning kit	468
🥇	gun parts	1,769
🥉	gunky chicken	1,390
🥇	gunner's daughter	1,420
#12	gunpowder burrito	1,934
🥇	gunwale	20
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
🥈	guts necklace	14
🥉	guy made of bee pollen	420
#5	gym membership card	698
#4	gym shorts	211
🥇	gyroscope	11,337
🥇	hacked gibson	11,669
#5	haemolymphnode	43
#4	haggis socks	769
🥉	haggis-infused soap	1,469
#7	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	826
🥉	haiku katana	7
🥇	hair of the fish	1,669
#4	hair oil	288
#8	hair spray	51,888
#7	hairshirt	1
🥈	hairy staff	125
🥉	half double fruitcake	37
#11	half of a gold tooth	1,583
🥇	half-baked potion	35,947
🥈	half-digested coal	355
#15	half-empty carton of milk	61
🥇	half-height cigar	37
#7	half-height unicycle	15
🥈	half-melted spoon	603
🥈	half-orchid	4,016
#36	half-rotten brain	37
🥉	half-size scalpel	303
#4	half-sized guitar	1,867
#6	halfberd	358
#7	halibut	70
🥈	ham steak	620
#9	hambrosier	169
🥈	hamburger	3,969
#9	hamethyst	699
#7	hamethyst bracelet	24
#4	hamethyst earring	60
🥇	hamethyst necklace	269
#39	hamethyst ring	8
🥇	hamethyst-handled sixgun	74
🥇	hamlet sandwich	14,369
🥉	hammerus	58
🥇	hand grenegg	322
🥇	hand of cards	3,725
#18	hand-carved bokken	6
#5	hand-carved bow	5
#5	hand-carved staff	7
🥇	hand-crafted candy cane	13
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#5	handful of Boltsmann bearings	255
🥈	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	53
🥇	handful of Laughing Willow bark	49
#6	handful of Smithereens	6,369
🥉	handful of barley	1,505
#17	handful of bees	5
#175	handful of confetti	176
🥉	handful of crafty noodles	202
#9	handful of drink tickets	146
🥇	handful of fire	1,269
#10	handful of hand chalk	15,869
#37	handful of honey	217
#38	handful of juicy garbage	2
🥉	handful of moss	8,077
#7	handful of napalm	17
#5	handful of numbers	67
#6	handful of nuts and berries	2,900
#12	handful of pine needles	4,475
#5	handful of sand	11,279
#6	handful of sawdust	829
#5	handful of stubble	291
#6	handful of tips	386
🥇	handful of toilet paper	369
#8	handful of walnuts	2,215
🥉	handmade hobby horse	19
#6	handsomeness potion	1,067
🥇	handyman "hand soap"	1,637
🥉	hangman's hood	2
#7	happiness	4,393
#53	hard cocoa	4
🥇	hard rock	369
#8	hard spore pod	69
🥇	hardboiled egg	8,169
#46	hardened slime belt	3
#44	hardened slime hat	4
#79	hardened slime pants	2
🥉	hardening cream	1,040
#29	hardware upgrade	3
🥈	hare brush	42
🥇	hare pin	1
#5	harem girl t-shirt	500
#4	harpoon	7
🥇	haunted Hell ramen	1,269
🥈	haunted battery	6,169
#44	haunted bindle	56
🥇	haunted bottle of vodka	969
🥇	haunted cherry pie	1,869
#13	haunted doghouse	1
🥇	haunted eggnog	2,800
🥇	haunted flame	3,369
🥇	haunted gimlet	2,269
🥇	haunted martini	2,169
🥇	haunted orange	969
🥉	haunted paddle-ball	448
🥇	haunted pizza	1,069
🥇	hawk	8,996
🥈	hawkface potion	566
🥇	hazmat helmet	49
#4	head mirror	669
🥈	head of emberg lettuce	13
🥉	head-mounted Trainbot	6
#5	headhunter necktie	1,434
#62	headless sparrow	42
🥇	heart cozy	1,169
🥉	heart necklace	3,138
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#15	heart of rock and roll	43
#345	heart of the volcano	21
#9	heart-shaped balloon	12,007
🥇	heart-shaped candy whetstone	600
#6	heart-shaped crate	2
🥇	heat-resistant gloves	1,088
🥇	heat-resistant necktie	969
#7	heat-resistant sheet metal	544
🥈	heather graham cracker	242
#9	heavy D	53,131
#11	heavy crown	320
🥇	heavy duty umbrella	55
#58	heavy hot sauce	1
#15	heavy leather-bound tome	19
#6	heavy metal sonata	1,237
#9	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	689
🥈	heavy necklace chain	1,199
🥈	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	137
#9	heavy-duty clipboard	77
#9	hedgeturtle	1,144
🥇	hell in a bucket	1,096
🥈	hellion cube	2,469
#7	hellseal claw	6,530
#23	hellseal whisker	1,103
#4	helm of the white knight	42
🥈	helmet recipe	4,322
#5	helmet turtle	71,193
🥇	hemlock helm	13
🥈	hemp backpack	1
🥉	hemp candy necklace	269
#5	hemp net	861
#6	hemp string	5,649
🥈	henna face paint	597
#20	henna tattoo	349
#103	hep waders	2
🥈	herb brownies	5,569
🥇	herbal stuffing	1,069
#13	herbs	13,111
🥈	hermedisiac cologne	248
#5	hermit factoid	269
#4	hermit permit	3,920
#8	herringcello	787
🥇	hi-octane carrot juice	69
#6	hibernating Grimstone Golem	1
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
🥇	hibiscus petal	2,299
#5	hideous egg	169
#5	high-calorie sugar substitute	1,769
🥈	high-energy mining laser	995
#9	high-pressure seltzer bottle	137
#10	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	420
🥈	high-speed upgrade	69
🥈	high-temperature mining drill	37
🥇	high-temperature mining mask	869
🥇	high-test fishing line	2,695
#6	hill of beans	9,969
#5	hippo skin buckler	244
#8	hippo tutu	1
#7	hippo whip	269
🥇	hippopotamus kilt	793
#6	hippopotamus pants	269
#9	hippopotamus skin	4,369
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
🥉	hipposkin poncho	442
🥈	hippy bongo	2,669
#10	hippy herbal tea	3,937
#6	hippy medical kit	1,604
#7	hippy paste	37
#59	hippy protest button	137
🥇	hipster cocktail	96
🥇	hoarded candy wad	3,669
#5	hobo dungarees	3
#5	hobo fortress blueprints	15
#217	hobo nickel	1,336
#7	hobo paste	77
#7	hobo stogie	3
#6	hockey stick of furious angry rage	5
#9	holiday log	69
🥇	holiday smorgasbord	3
🥇	holiday trip around the world	1
🥈	holistic headache remedy	5,469
#4	hollow rock	1,469
🥇	holly-flavored Hob-O	6,969
🥇	holo-bomber	113
#6	holo-platoon	13
🥇	holo-tank	137
#8	holy bomb, batman	82
#6	home robotics kit	769
#19	homemade robot	1
🥉	homemade robot gear	15
🥉	homeopathic healing powder	200
🥇	homeopathic mint tea	1,656
#4	honey bun of Boris	13
🥉	honey dipper	8
#4	honey mead	37
🥇	honey stick	1,969
#5	honey-dew	469
#5	honey-dipped locust	1,690
🥇	honey-drenched ham slice	5,737
🥇	honeycap	4
#5	honeypot	11
#5	hopeful candle	1
#7	hopping socks	49
🥇	horizontal tango	4,769
#4	hors d'oeuvre tray	2,380
🥈	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	669
🥇	hot and sour sauce	202
🥉	hot ashes	1,456
#9	hot buttered roll	2,669
🥇	hot button candy	1,969
#15	hot cluster	2
🥉	hot clusterbomb	9
🥈	hot coal	1,367
🥇	hot cocoa au beurre	2,669
🥇	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	1,669
#10	hot date	23,250
🥉	hot daub	329
🥉	hot daub bun	3
🥉	hot daub stand	25
#8	hot egg	13
🥇	hot hi mein	2,969
🥇	hot jelly	169
#7	hot katana blade	9,669
🥇	hot mint schnocolate	1,420
#8	hot nuggets	2,406
#8	hot pink lipstick	296
🥈	hot plate	919
#8	hot powder	1,790
#8	hot spore pod	69
#8	hot stuffing	119
🥉	hot wad	13,111
#9	hot watered rum	7,150
🥇	hot wine	937
#10	hot wing	20,069
#6	hotel minibar key	645
🥇	hothammer	17
🥈	hourglass	2
#8	house of twigs and spit	22
#5	house-sized mushroom	3
#5	housekeeping automa-core	23
#4	hovering sombrero	215
🥇	huge Crimbo cookie	1,545
🥇	huge bowl of candy	1,669
#19	huge gold coin	1,377
🥉	huge mint leaf	1,577
#10	huge mosquito proboscis	12
🥇	huge pumpkin	369
#8	huge spoon	2,025
#4	human musk	138
🥈	humble pie	269
#8	hunk of granite	139
#4	hushed puppy	77
🥇	hustler shades	1,969
#8	hyperbolic plasma focuser	507
#43	hyperinflated seal lung	21
#18	hypnodisk	1
#9	hypodermic needle	469
#4	iFlail	10
#8	iGoogly	3,588
🥉	iShield	11
🥈	ice baby	3
🥇	ice cream sandwich	269
🥇	ice harvest	5,969
#5	ice hotel bell	524
#4	ice house	37
🥉	ice pick	2
#9	ice porter	1,569
🥉	ice rice	437
🥈	ice skate decoy	15
🥉	ice skate doll	105
#13	ice stein	75
#4	ice wine	22
#6	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	291
#20	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	54,122
🥉	ice-cold Willer	196,169
#5	ice-cold fotie	61,769
#21	ice-cold six-pack	1,650
🥈	iceberg lettuce	37
#22	iceberglet	2
🥇	iced plum wine	1,937
🥉	iced-out bling	113
#7	icicle katana	27
#4	icing poncho	8
#17	icy hairspray	88
🥉	icy katana hilt	1,566
#10	icy mushroom wine	42
#13	icy-hot katana	728
🥈	igloo pie	688
🥇	illegal firecracker	2,369
🥇	illicit fish sauce	137
#4	imaginary lemon	526
#139	imbued seal-blubber candle	2
🥇	imitation White Russian	26,469
🥉	imitation crab crate	512
#7	imitation crab meat	3,266
🥇	imitation crab zoea	37
#49	imitation nice watch	2
#5	imitation whetstone	21
🥈	immense ballet shoes	69
#5	immense cyborg hand	326
🥈	immense free-range mushroom	64
#5	imp air	469
🥉	imp unity ring	677
🥈	imported lemon lozenge	202
🥇	imported taffy	14,969
🥉	improved martini	148
#8	impure gasoline	418
#30	in-the-box spring shoes	3
🥇	incredible pizza	969
🥈	incredibly creepy marionette	800
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
🥈	indescribably horrible paste	88
🥈	indie comic hipster glasses	1
🥇	industrial fire extinguisher	1
#20	industrial frosting	1
#10	industrial lubricant	4
🥈	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	18
🥈	industrial strength starch	637
🥉	industrially-crushed ice	1,013
🥇	inert sludgepuppy	7
#29	infant sandworm	2
#5	infernal fife	2,783
#6	infernal insoles	2,110
#4	infernal snowball	37
#4	infernal toilet brush	177
#17	inflammable leaf	23,951
🥈	inflatable LT&T telegraph office	13
#6	inflatable baseball bat	6
#8	inflatable duck	5,337
🥇	infrablack lipstick	1,969
#82	ingot of seal-iron	4
#11	ingot turtle	13
#4	initiative shawarma	57
🥈	ink bladder	1,530
#8	inkwell	4,969
🥈	inky squid sauce	2,998
🥈	innuendo	389
#6	insane tophat	27
#5	insanely spicy bean burrito	6,390
#5	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	8,515
#4	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	777
🥇	insulated gold wire	17
🥇	insulting hat	3
🥇	intact anemone spike	7,149
🥈	intact medium-wave antenna	15
#6	interesting-looking twig	4,088
#7	internet point	123
#5	interrogative elixir	237
🥉	intimidating coiffure	19
🥈	intricate clockwork big hand	10
🥈	intricate clockwork birdhouse	16
🥇	intricate clockwork cuckoo	11
🥇	intricate clockwork disc	13
#8	intricate clockwork egg	28
🥇	intricate clockwork little hand	13
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral I	10
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral II	10
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral III	13
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral IV	9
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral IX	11
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral V	9
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral VI	11
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral VII	9
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral VIII	13
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral X	11
🥈	intricate clockwork numeral XI	8
🥇	intricate clockwork numeral XII	11
#5	intricate music box parts	3
#6	intriguing puzzle box	27
#16	invisibility cream	59
#6	invisibility potion	237
🥇	invisible bag	342
🥈	invisible potion	932
#6	ion grid	2,569
#5	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	810
#9	irate sombrero	962
🥇	iron chain	7
#4	iron helmet	44
#9	iron pasta spoon	2,077
#5	iron torso box	211
#4	ironic battle spoon	416
🥈	ironic jogging shorts	569
#5	ironic knit cap	93
#4	ironic mint	420
#7	ironic moustache	174
#5	ironic oversized sunglasses	111
🥈	irradiated candy cane	10,388
#8	irradiated pet snacks	101
#5	irradiated turtle	590
#10	irresistibility potion	169
#33	irritability potion	25
🥈	isotophat	13
🥈	ivory cue ball	169
🥉	jabañero pepper	20,896
#6	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4,369
#5	jack flapper	3,291
#4	jagged scrap metal	577
#10	jagged tooth	94
🥉	jalapeño slices	43
#6	jam band	42
#7	jam band bootleg	969
#8	jamfish jam	251
#10	janglin' bones	627
🥈	jangly bracelet	266
🥈	jangly spurs	15
#5	janitor sponge	67
#5	janitor's mop	853
#9	jar full of wind	520
🥉	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	469
#6	jar of fermented pickle juice	3,069
🥈	jar of frostigkraut	2
🥈	jar of magical relish	11
🥉	jar of psychoses (Jick)	69
🥉	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	32
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	24
🥈	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	37
#5	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	13
🥈	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	52
🥇	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	107
#5	jar of squeeze	117
#9	jar of swamp gas	14,540
🥈	jar of swamp honey	1,869
🥉	jaunty feather	6,169
🥉	java cookie	337
#8	jawbruiser	669
#4	jazz soap	4,070
#13	jazzy cigarette holder	123
#4	jellyfish gel	586
#6	jerky coins	6,011
#9	jet bennie marble	8
#4	jewel-eyed wizard hat	6
🥇	jewelry-making pliers	1,869
🥈	jigsaw blade	443
🥇	jingling spore pod	1,351
#4	jive turkey leg	1,102
🥉	joybuzzer	6,605
#6	jug of "wine"	62
🥇	jug of Gnomochloric acid	2,369
#4	jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	1
#7	jug of baconstone juice	109
🥇	jug of booze	269
🥉	jug of hamethyst juice	169
#6	jug of porquoise juice	111
#9	jug-o-magicalness	4,116
🥇	juggling ball	169
#5	jumbo olive	1,669
#4	jumping bean burrito	2,322
#4	jumping bean taco	1,644
🥈	jumping horseradish	11,969
🥇	jungle drum	1,077
#4	jungle floor wax	2,430
#9	juniper berries	420
🥇	junk band	70
🥇	junk food	420
🥉	junk trunks	37
🥉	junk yard	230
🥇	junk-mail shirt	177
🥇	kamicorpse-ee	869
🥈	karma shawarma	3,069
🥈	keel-haulin' knife	410
#4	keg shield	1,337
#11	kelp	2,471
🥇	kelp-holly drape	16
🥇	kelp-holly gun	12
🥇	kerosene-soaked skip	2
#9	ketchup	1,669
#6	ketchup hound	8,786
#8	khaki duffel bag	13
#8	kick-ass kicks	769
#7	kickback cookbook	44
🥇	kill screen	1
#5	killer rag doll	340
#4	killing feather	5,365
#6	killing jar	777
🥇	kilopede skull	237
🥇	king cookie	269
#8	kite	547
#31	kitten burglar	1
#21	kitty sheet music	1
#7	kiwi	2,869
#12	kiwi beak	205
#12	kneecapping stick	2,293
🥈	knight cookie	185
#6	knob bugle	1,716
#98	knob ka-bobs	21
🥈	knob mushroom wine	337
#9	knobby helmet turtle	151
🥉	knobby kneepads	182
🥇	knoll mushroom wine	269
#9	knuckle sandwich	975
#7	kobold kibble	1,192
#8	kobold treasure hoard	19
#196	kumquartz	35
#4	kumquartz ring	13
🥈	kumquat	13,969
#27	kumquat supersucker	64
🥇	lab-grown meat	1,169
#6	labrador cookie	11
#98	ladle of mystery	2
🥉	large box	31,469
#7	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1,444
🥇	large pile of sand	3
🥈	large tankard of ale	313
#9	laser-broiled pear	1,011
🥈	lava balaclava	3
🥇	lava cake	1,369
🥇	lava-proof pants	1,437
#4	lavalarva	2
#4	lavawater	1,469
🥇	lavender candy heart	80,000
🥇	lavender candygram	2,729
🥇	lavender paisley oyster egg	1,724
🥉	lavender plastic oyster egg	1,466
#4	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	943
🥉	lavender striped oyster egg	1,231
#5	law-abiding citizen cane	134
🥈	lawn dart	96
🥉	lawnmower blade	214
🥇	lead collar	42
#9	lead necklace	2,537
🥇	lead umbrella	37
#5	lead yo-yo	369
#6	leaf	969
#5	leaf of grass	557
🥉	leaflet	6,811
#21	leafy browns	1
🥉	leather aviator's cap	10
🥇	leather bookmark	6,969
🥉	leather chaps	4,404
🥇	leather glove	3,169
#5	leather mask	4,669
#7	leathery bat skin	2,753
#9	leathery cat skin	7,076
#15	leathery rat skin	1,698
#4	leechknife	37
🥇	left bear arm	2
#5	left bracket	223
🥇	left half of a heart necklace	659
#6	left parenthesis	1,375
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#12	leftover Crimbo rations	16
🥇	leftover canapés	369
🥇	leftover chocolate bar	220
#4	leftover pasty	50
#7	leftovers	369
#4	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1,037
🥉	leftovers sandwich	1,469
🥉	leg-mounted Trainbots	9
#7	legitimate business on the beach	969
#10	lemon	78,222
#8	lemon meringue pie	1,337
🥇	lemon popsicle	3,969
#8	lemonade marble	31
🥇	lemonhead caviar	134
🥇	lemony scales	103
#6	length of old fuse	41
#7	length of string	1,388
#6	leotarrrd	1,984
#4	leprechaun hatchling	145
#5	less-than-three-shaped box	197
#6	lesser grodulated violet	7,469
🥈	letterman's jacket	149
#8	lewd playing card	120
🥈	li'l candy corn costume	1,069
#9	li'l knight costume	2
#7	li'l orphan tot	2
#8	li'l unicorn costume	69
🥉	liar's pants	2
#4	libation of liveliness	888
#4	libertagliatelle	54
#18	library card	138
🥈	licorice boa	542
#8	licorice garrote	186
🥇	licorice root	6,969
🥇	licorice snake	1,011
🥈	licorice whip	13
#8	lifeless meat doll	42
🥉	lihc eye	13,337
#5	lihc eye pie	2,658
#7	lihc face	1,834
#40	limburger biker boots	11
#4	lime	15,669
#10	lime supersucker	175
#6	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	3,358
#6	limepatch	69
🥇	limp broccoli	1,999
#9	line	17,869
🥇	linguini immondizia bianco	1,369
🥈	linguini of the sea	137
#6	linoleum crossbow	69
🥉	linoleum crossbow string	382
#7	linoleum helmet turtle	69
🥇	linoleum meat stack	269
#15	linoleum ore	1,220
#4	linoleum staff	217
#4	linoleum stick	378
🥉	linoleum sword	196
#4	linoleum sword hilt	461
#5	lint	7,269
#5	lion musk	298
🥈	lion oil	1,600
#17	lip soup	11
🥈	liquid SONAR	64
🥈	liquid bread	369
#5	liquid ice	107
🥇	liquid ice pack	480
🥈	liquid rhinestones	13
#6	liquid shifting time weirdness	269
🥇	liquid smoke	1,251
#4	lit leaf lasso	40
🥈	literal grasshopper	196
🥈	little black book	637
#4	little box of fireworks	7
#48	little deuce cape	2
#16	little firkin	5,692
#6	little paper umbrella	15,677
🥉	little parachute guy	120
#8	little piece of steel	18
#5	little red .epub file	254
#12	little red book	2
🥈	little red jam	618
#9	little round pebble	544
🥈	little wooden mannequin	40
#10	live lobster	269
#6	live nautical mine	238
#10	live wire	50
#6	liver and let pie	677
#4	liver popsicle	1,775
🥉	livid energy	20
#25	llama lama cria	3
🥉	llama lama gong	2,949
#40	loaded serum blowgun	69
#4	loadstone	480
🥇	loaf of alien bread	237
🥉	loaf of soda bread	3,369
🥈	loafers	420
#8	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	23
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
🥈	lodestone	86
🥉	logging hatchet	611
#33	logic synthesizer	455
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
🥇	lollipop stick	15,138
🥇	long pork	3,669
#6	long pork casserole	469
🥈	long pork chop sandwiches	1,469
#4	long pork lasagna	269
#5	long skinny balloon	3,669
🥇	long-forgotten necklace	101
#37	long-stemmed rose	62
#5	longhaired hippy wig	42
🥇	loose blade	2
🥇	loose purse strings	3,673
#9	loose teeth	31,148
#10	los chinos	963
#8	lost elf luggage	1,769
🥈	lost key	1,469
🥉	lotion of coldness	1,792
🥉	lotion of hotness	4,880
🥇	lotion of sleaziness	4,669
#4	lotion of spookiness	1,769
#8	lotion of stench	666
#16	love	6
🥈	love song of disturbing obsession	16,666
🥉	love song of icy revenge	11,699
🥉	love song of naughty innuendo	15,169
#4	love song of smoldering passion	16,444
🥉	love song of sugary cuteness	16,669
#4	love song of vague ambiguity	11,169
#5	lovecat tail	969
#4	low tide martini	37
🥇	low-budget shield	2,437
#84	lowercase N	261
#5	lowercase a	73
#4	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	13
#12	lucky Tam O'Shanter	1
🥈	lucky Tam O'Shatner	1
#4	lucky army helmet	1
🥉	lucky ball-and-chain	499
🥉	lucky bottlecap	338
🥉	lucky cat collar	355
#12	lucky cat statue	42
🥉	lucky cat's paw	688
🥈	lucky lighter	869
🥈	lucky moai statuette	13
#5	lucky rabbit's foot	869
🥉	lucky rabbitfish fin	1,291
🥇	lucky-ish pill	277
🥈	lumbering jack	6,094
🥈	lump of Brituminous coal	8,369
🥇	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	58
🥇	lump of black ichor	3,107
🥈	lump of clay	155
🥇	lump of coal	1,269
#4	lump of diamond	1,369
🥈	lump of goofball ore	1,969
#9	lump of loyal latite	26
#21	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	2
#11	lunar isotope	34,469
#10	lupine appetite hormones	26
#14	lupine sword	135
🥈	lustrous drippy orb	1
🥇	lustrous oyster egg	888
🥇	lychee chuhai	355
🥇	lynyrd musk	22,515
#9	lynyrd skin	254
🥈	lynyrd skinner toothblack	3,651
🥈	lynyrd snare	7,749
🥇	lynyrdskin breeches	218
🥈	lynyrdskin cap	66
🥇	lynyrdskin tunic	69
#1004	macaroni duck	2
🥇	machetito	313
🥇	macroplane grater	369
#27	mad scientist's sock monkey	112
#4	madius	169
#5	mafia aria	2,025
#7	mafia filofax	196
#4	mafia middle finger ring	23
#33	mafia organizer badge	2
#8	mafia pinky ring	47
#7	mafia pointer finger ring	4
#5	mafia thumb ring	33
#4	mafia wedding ring	7
🥇	magenta seashell	14,996
#7	magic dragonfish fry	13
#5	magic lamp	2,105
#7	magic whistle	1,890
🥈	magical baguette	4,198
#4	magical ice cube with a fly in it	3,669
#5	magical ice cubes	16,699
#12	magical mystery juice	16,311
🥇	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	5,409
#5	magical pony: Pearjack	899
#10	magical pony: Rosey Cake	777
#9	magical pony: Shutterfly	769
#8	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	975
#9	magical pony: Uniquity	737
#14	magical sausage	1,191
#17	magical sausage casing	1,165
🥈	magicalness-in-a-can	2,618
🥈	magicberry tablets	1,854
#4	magilaser blastercannon	4,169
#4	magnetic field	28
🥈	magnetic sculpture kit	2,369
🥇	magnificent oyster egg	669
🥉	magnifying glass	269
#4	magnolia blossom	824
🥉	magnum of fancy champagne	69
🥇	maid head	169
#23	maiden wig	335
🥉	makeshift cape	66
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#84	makeshift crane	6
🥇	makeshift sixgun	69
🥉	makeshift skirt	101
#5	makeshift turban	42
#4	mama's squeezebox	488
#4	mana curds	1,651
🥇	mana-basted tofurkey leg	77
🥇	mana-coated yams	169
🥇	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	101
🥇	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	77
#5	mandarina colada	1,288
🥇	mandarina colada with a fly in it	364
#8	mangled finger	101
#10	mangled squirrel	263
#5	manly bloomers	269
🥈	mannequin leg	449
🥇	mantis skull	269
#10	many-eyed glasses	222
🥈	map to a candy-rich block	1,947
🥇	map to the Cursed Village	14
🥇	map to the Mystic Wood	13
🥇	map to the Putrid Swamp	15
🥇	map to the Sprawling Cemetery	13
🥇	map to the Towering Mountains	13
#5	maple leaf	2,013
#13	maple syrup	7,727
🥈	margarita	5,669
#6	mariachi G-string	2,000
🥉	mariachi hat	46,449
#13	mariachi pants	4,861
#6	mariachi toothpaste	83
#10	marine aquamarine	177
#6	marionette	69
#133	marionette collective	6
#8	marshmallow	69,000
🥇	marshmallow bomb	2,969
🥉	marshmallow flambé	80
🥉	marshroom	569
#8	martini	5,369
🥇	martiny	2,669
#7	marzipan skull	22,222
🥇	mashed potatoes	369
#4	mass of wriggling tentacles	11
#12	massive gemstone	888
🥉	massive sitar	108
#9	massive wrench	11
🥈	mauve paisley oyster egg	767
#4	mauve plastic oyster egg	1,183
🥈	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2,207
🥇	mauve striped oyster egg	5,569
🥈	mayo pump	16
🥇	meadeorite	3,969
#8	meat cowboy hat	342
#9	meat engine	1,196
🥈	meat face	388
#9	meat from yesterday	4,116
🥉	meat golem	169
#39	meat paste	1,366,429
🥈	meat shield	172
#34	meat st‰¿bing club	102
#46	meat stack	21,000
#20	meat vortex	4,034
🥉	meatball	5,537
#9	meatcar model	85
#6	meatloaf helmet	111
#7	meatsmithing guide	2,795
#6	meatspout staff	37
🥉	meaty helmet turtle	169
🥇	mechanically-mulled cider	3
🥇	medium slimy cyst	167
🥈	megacopia	369
#8	megatofu	1,074
🥉	melon-infused sake	208
#8	melted Jell-o shot	1,529
#5	melty plastic grenade	19
🥉	meme generator	137
#13	memory of a C	110
#4	memory of a CA base pair	22
#7	memory of a CG base pair	28
#4	memory of a CT base pair	22
#15	memory of a G	107
#4	memory of a GT base pair	19
#11	memory of a T	108
#6	memory of an A	146
🥉	memory of an AG base pair	28
#8	memory of an AT base pair	27
#10	memory of some delicious amino acids	742
🥇	menorette	702
#26	mentholated wine	2
#4	menudo	992
🥈	menudo ravioli	1,169
#19	mercenary headband	358
🥇	mercenary pistol	17
🥇	mercenary rifle	11
#5	mermaid's purse	94
🥈	mesh cap	3,769
🥇	messenger bag RNA	7
#6	metal band T-shirt	88
#6	metal mandible	28
🥉	metal meteoroid	1,524
#22	metallic A	7,969
#6	metallic foil bow	13
#8	metallic foil cat ears	99
🥇	metallic foil radar dish	71
#17	metandienone	1
🥈	meteor shower cap	48
🥉	meteorb	77
🥉	meteoreo	1,869
🥇	meteorite guard	222
🥉	meteortarboard	27
#7	meteorthopedic shoes	69
#35	metrognome	1
🥇	micronova	69
#9	microwave stogie	21
#5	mid-level medieval mead	50
#4	midget clownfish	17
#7	midriff scrubs	2,137
#13	milestone	21
🥇	military candy cane	1,469
#4	military-grade peppermint oil	156
🥇	milk of magnesium	26,969
#4	milky potion	18,877
#6	mime army camouflage kit	42
#5	mime army challenge coin	11
#5	mime army infiltration glove	6
#5	mime army insignia (cryonics)	5
#7	mime army insignia (espionage)	5
🥉	mime army insignia (infantry)	13
#6	mime army insignia (intelligence)	7
#5	mime army insignia (morale)	7
#5	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	5
#8	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	5
🥉	mime army insignia (sanitation)	14
#5	mime army rations	80
#5	mime army shotglass	7
#5	mime army superserum	42
#5	mime army wine	75
#4	mime eraser	719
#73	mime pocket probe	1
#14	mime soul fragment	481
#5	mimeplasm	37
🥉	miming beret	39
🥉	miming boots	29
🥉	miming corduroys	38
🥉	miming gloves	33
🥉	miming shirt	44
#12	mimosette	184
🥇	mince pie	169
#7	mind flayer corpse	21,583
#8	mineapple	362
#6	miner's helmet	743
🥉	miner's pants	1,400
#10	mini kiwi	42
#9	mini kiwi aioli	3
#10	mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition	2
#10	mini kiwi bikini	2
🥈	mini kiwi digitized cookies	142
#56	mini kiwi egg	1
#8	mini kiwi icepick	2
#9	mini kiwi illicit antibiotic	2
#15	mini kiwi intoxicating spirits	1
#6	mini kiwi invisible dirigible	2
#6	mini kiwi silicon tiepin	2
#10	mini kiwi tipi	2
#8	mini kiwi whipping stick	2
#9	mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick	2
#6	mini-Mr. Accessory	44
🥈	mini-marshmallow dispenser	37
#7	mini-martini	813
🥈	mini-zeppelin	113
🥉	miniature Embering Hulk	29
#4	miniature Jacob's ladder	11
#7	miniature antlers	9
#4	miniature boiler	185
#95	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	7
#7	miniature castagnets	13
#120	miniature coffin	1
#4	miniature dormouse	176
#7	miniature espresso maker	131
🥇	miniature goose mask	11
#5	miniature gravy-covered maypole	2
🥇	miniature life preserver	296
#6	miniature power pill	28
🥉	miniature pruning shears	37
#27	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	16
🥉	miniature tophat	21
#20	minin' dynamite	135
🥇	miniscule beatbox	42
#32	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#27	mint condition magnifying glass	1
#4	mint-condition magic wand	15
🥉	mirrored aviator shades	8
#4	misfit dolly	25
🥉	misfit hobby horse	14
#5	misfit teddy bear	31
🥇	missing semicolon	17
🥉	missing wine	123
#6	mixed wildflower greens	351
🥇	moai toai	1,111
🥈	moaiball	1
🥈	mocking turtle	1,718
🥇	modern picture frame	69
🥇	moist Crimbo spices	10,669
#9	moist barrel	1,905
#7	moist sailor's cap	53
#4	mojo filter	1,729
🥈	mole molé	359
#10	mole skin notebook	42
#17	molehill mountain	3
#6	molotov cocktail cocktail	1,669
#78	molten brick	173
🥉	molten scrap metal	488
#4	monkey barf	70
#5	monkey wrench	3,769
#4	monomolecular yo-yo	29,969
#4	monster bait	182
#14	monster pants	44
🥉	mood ring	5,765
🥇	moomy dust	3,106
🥇	moon-amber	28
#5	moon-amber necklace	3
🥈	moonberry wine cooler	5,169
#8	moonglasses	158
🥉	moose antlers	337
🥉	moose chocolate	591
#4	moose thought	1,360
#19	mooseflank	435
🥈	moosemeat pie	369
🥇	moreltini	11,111
🥉	morning dew	74
🥇	moss floss	569
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
#12	mostly-broken sunglasses	451
🥇	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	7,215
#9	mother's little helper	7,125
🥈	mother's necklace	1,137
🥇	mother's secret recipe	211
#14	mouldering barrel	709
🥇	mountain lion skin	3,829
🥈	mourning wine	42
🥉	mouse skull	1,037
#8	moustache sock	27
🥉	mouth-watering mayolus	183
#8	moveable feast	3
🥇	moxie magnet	501
#5	moxie weed	15,931
#8	muculent machete	40
🥇	muddy pirate hat	288
#4	muddy skirt	6
🥈	muffled muffuletta	105
#12	mugcake	62,214
🥉	mulberry	37
🥇	mulled berry wine	169
🥉	mulled blood	10
🥈	mulled cider	669
🥈	mulled hobo wine	869
🥈	mulled wine	113
#15	mullet wig	438
🥇	multi-level marzipan	269
#25	mummified entombed cookbookbat	2
🥈	mummy costume	1,769
🥇	mummy mask	2,269
#6	mummy wrapping	13,637
🥉	munchies pill	769
#5	murderbot component casing	219
🥇	murderbot live wire	69
🥈	murderbot mask	200
#12	murderbot memory chip	10
#6	murderbot monofilament	215
🥉	murderbot plasma rifle	114
#5	murderbot power cell	727
🥇	murderbot spring injector	169
🥈	murderbot whip	569
#9	murky potion	5,769
#83	muscle oil	6
#17	muscular soup	12
#11	mushroom fermenting solution	708
🥈	mushroom filet	2,337
#6	mushroom pizza	2,078
🥇	mushroom slab	11
🥉	mushroom tea	137
🥇	mushroom whiskey	3,969
#5	musk turtle	213
#4	muskox-skin cap	43
🥉	mutant arm	144
#6	mutant cactus bud	12
🥈	mutant crown	17
#12	mutant fire ant egg	4
#13	mutant gila monster egg	4
🥈	mutant legs	39
#16	mutant rattlesnake egg	3
🥈	mutated candy lump	333
#6	mylar scout drone	905
#7	mysterious chemical residue	132
#32	mysterious chest	2
#8	mysterious present	309
#25	mysterious silver lapel pin	69
🥇	mystery lollipop	1,669
🥇	nachos of the night	488
🥈	nail file	2,193
#7	nailswurst	97
🥈	name change form	3
🥇	nanite-infested candy cane	11,277
🥇	nanite-infested eggnog	3,369
#7	nanite-infested fruitcake	1,295
#5	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	3,019
#5	nanofiber cloth	719
#5	nanorhino credit card	13
🥈	nasty desk bell	73
#5	nasty gum	252
#5	nasty rat mask	505
#6	nasty snuff	333
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#5	nasty-smelling moss	4
#9	nastygeist	360
#5	natto marble soda	269
🥇	natto pocky	1,169
🥈	natto-infused sake	569
🥈	natty blue ascot	40
🥈	natural fennel soda	2,162
🥇	natural magick candle	1,669
#80	naughty origami kit	1
🥇	naughty paper shuriken	4
#8	nauseating reagent	1
#33	navel ring of navel gazing	1
🥇	ncle leg	269
#5	necklace chain	2,337
🥇	necrotizing body spray	7,842
#5	neg grog	13
#4	nega-mushroom	305
#5	nega-mushroom wine	69
🥇	negative lump	86,969
🥈	negotiatin' hammer	1,248
🥈	neoprene skullcap	420
#4	neurostim pill	469
#4	neutron lollipop	2,069
#6	neverending wallet chain	1,669
#6	new habit	3
🥉	newborn kobold	13
#4	nice warm beer	37
🥉	nicksilver ring	13
🥇	nicksilver spurs	3
#4	night-vision goggles	137
🥈	ninja carabiner	1,025
#9	ninja crampons	153
#9	ninja eyeblack	269
🥇	ninja fear powder	6,869
#6	ninja hot pants	1,652
#9	ninja mop	676
#4	ninja pirate zombie robot head	24
#4	ninja rope	342
#5	ninjammies	5
🥉	noir fedora	16
🥉	non-Euclidean angle	58
🥇	non-Euclidean non-accordion	769
#8	non-aged vinegar	292
#24	non-stick pugil stick	1
🥉	normal barrel	50,938
🥇	norwhal helmet	5
#6	nosy nose ringy ring	13
#9	not-a-pipe	509
#11	nothing-in-the-box	307
🥉	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	526
#7	nothingtini	35
🥈	noticeable pumps	10,154
🥇	novelty fruit hat	1,469
🥇	novelty tattoo sleeves	196
#4	noxious gas grenade	81
#6	nuclear stockpile	11
🥈	nugget of Crimbonium	7,129
🥇	nugget of nicksilver	269
🥇	nugget of quicksilver	269
🥈	nugget of sicksilver	269
🥇	nugget of slicksilver	269
#6	nugget of sodium	53
🥇	nugget of thicksilver	142
#6	nugget of ticksilver	11
🥈	nugget of wicksilver	402
#5	numberwang	7
#7	nurse's hat	84
🥇	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4,642
🥈	nutcracking pliers	13
🥈	nutty organic salad	2,899
#13	obnoxious riddle	17
#136	obsidian dagger	84
🥇	obsidian nutcracker	669
#8	ocarina of space	2,469
🥇	occult jelly donut	313
🥈	ocean motion	3,269
#5	octolus oculus	777
🥉	octolus-skin cloak	4
🥉	octopus's spade	269
#50	odd silver coin	12
#13	odor extractor	42
#5	off-hand balloon	1
🥈	off-white paisley oyster egg	927
#5	off-white plastic oyster egg	1,241
#6	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	644
🥇	off-white striped oyster egg	2,969
🥇	offensive moustache	3
#7	office-supply crossbow	228
🥉	officer's nog	869
🥈	oil cap	114
🥉	oil lamp	137
🥈	oil of expertise	1,669
🥉	oil of oiliness	569
🥉	oil of slipperiness	1,083
#4	oil of stability	1,837
🥈	oil pan	237
#7	oil shell	54
#6	oil slacks	19
#10	oil-filled donut	141
🥉	oily boid	260
🥉	oily mushroom wine	169
🥈	oily paste	333
🥇	ointment of the occult	4,969
🥉	ojo de pez burrito	54,369
🥇	old ball and chain	21
#16	old bronzer	124
🥈	old candy wrapper	1,316
🥈	old chum	270
#21	old coin purse	2,209
🥉	old dry bone	15
#6	old eyebrow pencil	437
#23	old leather wallet	1,870
#5	old love note	1,916
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
🥉	old rosewater cream	698
#7	old school Mafia knicke½æ	115
#7	old school beer pull tab	1,069
#6	old school calculator watch	1,069
🥈	old school flying disc	83
🥉	old sweatpants	21,988
#20	old-fashioned	111
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
🥈	old-school pirate grog	337
🥇	oldcake	169
#11	olive	17,220
🥇	olive lo mein	8,069
#6	olive stir-fry	675
#4	one glove	767
#6	one million meat pancakes	1
🥇	one piece of bubble gum	2,525
#7	one pill	5,291
🥈	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	42
🥇	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	101
🥇	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	69
🥇	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	69
🥇	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	69
🥇	one-winged stab bat	1,975
#6	onion shurikens	3,909
🥈	onyx bishop	37
🥈	onyx king	111
🥈	onyx knight	69
#5	onyx pawn	42
🥉	onyx queen	41
🥉	onyx rook	24
#7	oozenog	196
#9	open sauce	1,917
#13	opera mask	765
#4	opium grenade	555
#4	optimal spreadsheet	2
#8	orange	101,469
🥇	orange and black Crimboween candy	6,669
🥇	orange boxing gloves	101
🥇	orange candy heart	93,999
🥇	orange candygram	2,760
🥉	orange leather lanyard	214
🥈	orange peel hat	159
🥈	orange popsicle	4,077
🥉	orange slime glob	869
🥉	orange snowcone	13,669
🥉	orange-frosted astral cupcake	4,469
🥈	orc paste	80
🥉	orc wrist	440
#4	orcish hand lotion	1,786
#7	orcish nailing lube	591
#5	orcish rubber	1,069
🥇	orcish stud-finder	3,777
#34	organ grinder	1
🥈	organic potpourri	52
🥈	origami "gentlemen's" magazine	2
#7	origami pasties	1
#42	original G	5,341
#71	oriole-feather headdress	17
#9	ornate ancient cursed chest	50
#8	ornate ancient cursed key	42
#9	ornate picture frame	269
#5	out-of-tune biwa	812
🥇	out-of-work circus flea	1,669
🥉	outlaw bandana	420
#153	outrageous sombrero	1
#5	oven mitts	618
#8	overclocked avian microprocessor	37
#7	overcookie	1,469
🥇	overloaded Yule battery	769
🥇	overloaded micro-reactor	3,737
🥇	overloaded short-pulse transistor	42
🥈	overly-fancy hot cocoa	1,969
🥈	overpowering mushroom wine	169
#9	overpriced "imported" beer	327
#10	oversized fish scaler	249
🥈	oversized ice molecule	924
#6	oversized pipe	2,857
#5	oversized pizza cutter	4,463
#8	oversized skullcap	344
🥉	oversized snowflake	111
#9	ovoid leather thing	13,333
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
🥉	oyster basket	10,069
🥈	oyster sauce	790
🥈	pacification grenade	271
#18	pack of KWE trading card	120
🥈	pack of chewing gum	6,669
#5	pack of pogs	2,977
#34	packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet	1
#66	packaged Everfull Dart Holster	1
#41	packaged June cleaver	1
#32	packaged Jurassic Parka	2
#70	packaged Roman Candelabra	1
#12	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe	2
#38	packaged backup camera	1
#31	packaged cold medicine cabinet	2
🥉	packaged familiar scrapbook	5
#12	packaged industrial fire extinguisher	2
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
#4	packaged luxury garment	1
#26	packaged miniature crystal ball	1
#33	packaged model train set	2
#4	packet of beer nuts	869
🥇	packet of beer seeds	1
🥇	packet of dragon's teeth	1
#48	packet of mayfly bait	2
🥇	packet of mushroom spores	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
🥇	packet of rock seeds	1
🥇	packet of tall grass seeds	1
🥈	packet of tofurkey gravy	164
🥇	packet of winter seeds	1
🥉	padded tortoise	644
#5	page of the Necrohobocon	1,769
#11	pail	1,660
#32	painful penne pasta	17
🥇	paint bomb	1,169
🥇	paint palette	77
#4	painted shield	30
#9	painted turtle	111
#7	painting of a glass of wine	575
#4	pair of bolt cutters	1,072
🥇	pair of candy glasses	269
#8	pair of government shades	170
🥉	pair of pearidot earrings	76
🥈	pair of plants	11
#50	pair of ragged claws	7
#4	pair of scissors	33
#6	pair of twitching claws	13
#33	paisley spore pod	40
#8	palm frond	7,610
🥇	palm-frond capris	1,169
#8	palm-frond cloak	137
#6	palm-frond fan	669
#42	palm-frond net	4
🥉	palm-frond toupee	137
🥉	palm-frond whip	670
#8	panhandle panhandling hat	112
#84	panicked kernel	1
#20	pantogram	1
🥈	pants kit	3,669
#8	pants of the Slug Lord	629
#8	panty raider camouflage	237
#14	papaya	11,473
#8	papaya sling	713
#12	papaya slung	761
#6	papaya taco	3,116
🥈	paper-plate-mail pants	369
#5	paperclip	5,688
#4	paperclip cape	11
#5	paperclip pants	11
#7	paperclip sproinger	77
🥉	paperclip turban	15
🥈	paperclip-on tie	42
🥇	papier-mâché base	13
🥈	papier-mâché bowl	13
🥈	papier-mâché glob	569
🥇	papier-mâché handle	42
🥇	papier-mâché plaque	11
#6	papier-mâché toothpicks	11
🥈	papier-mâché trophy piñata	7
🥇	papier-mâchéte	13
🥉	papier-mâchaeranthera	11
🥇	papier-mâchine gun	37
🥇	papier-mâchuridars	13
🥈	papier-masque	69
🥇	papier-mitre	11
🥇	papier-mochi	113
🥈	papotion of papower	2,027
#4	paranormal ricotta	84
#5	parasitic claw	23
#15	parasitic headgnawer	6
🥇	parasitic strangleworm	20
🥈	parasitic tentacles	18
#6	parisian cathouse	120
🥈	party balloon	1,696
🥇	party beer bomb	4,969
🥇	party crasher	1
#9	party hat	5,597
🥇	party mouse hat	37
#5	party platter for one	71
🥈	party whip	1
#5	passable elf mask	654
#10	pasta spoon	39,552
🥉	pat of butter	15,069
#8	pat-a-cake pendant	254
🥈	patch of extra-warm fur	169
#6	patchouli incense stick	16,613
🥉	patchouli oil bomb	1,069
#6	patent aggression tonic	59
#5	patent alacrity tonic	69
#8	patent antipsychotics	1,058
#4	patent avarice tonic	69
🥈	patent invisibility tonic	127
#8	patent leather shoes	342
🥈	patent preventative tonic	396
🥇	patent sallowness tonic	575
🥉	pawn cookie	1,221
🥈	peace accordion	80
#54	peace turkey outline	1
#7	peace-sign necklace	2,211
#4	peach	2,101
🥉	peach lozenge	846
🥉	peach pie	2,369
🥇	peanut brittle shield	4,369
🥉	peanut sauce	97
🥈	pear	4,333
🥈	pear lozenge	1,222
#7	pear supersucker	169
🥈	pear tart	669
#34	pearidot	135
🥈	pearl diver's necklace	11
🥈	pearl diver's ring	13
🥇	pearlescent oyster egg	969
#6	peasco sour	7
🥇	pebble of proud pyrite	69
#4	pebblebräu	48
#5	pec oil	1,755
🥇	pecan pie	269
🥉	pegfinger	300
🥇	pencil kunai	742
🥉	pencil stub	1,569
#7	penguin focaccia bread	1,155
#15	penguin paste	6
🥈	penguin shorts	288
#51	penguin skin	4,725
#7	penguin skin buckler	420
#8	penguin thesaurus	475
#8	penguin whip	352
🥈	penguin-smacking club	69
#7	penguinskin mini-kilt	180
#6	penguinskin mini-skirt	212
#8	pentacorn hat	249
🥇	pentagram bandana	21,269
#8	pentatonic accordion	54
#85	peppermint bomb	1
🥇	peppermint crook	111
🥈	peppermint donut	269
🥇	peppermint eel sauce	6,433
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#6	peppermint parasol	13
🥈	peppermint patty	159
#61	peppermint pegleg	4
🥇	peppermint rhino baby	80
🥉	peppermint spine	16
#5	peppermint sprig	15
🥇	peppermint sprout	5,669
🥉	peppermint tack	588
🥈	peppermint tailings	12,669
🥈	peppermint twist	1,669
🥇	peppermint-scented socks	176
#5	percent sign	718
🥇	perfect cosmopolitan	4,669
🥇	perfect dark and stormy	6,769
#8	perfect ice cube	7,569
🥇	perfect mimosa	4,669
🥈	perfect negroni	7,169
🥇	perfect old-fashioned	6,369
🥇	perfect paloma	4,669
🥈	perforated battle paddle	2,111
🥇	perfume of prejudice	2,700
🥉	perfume-soaked bandana	537
🥉	perl necklace	142
#16	pernicious cudgel	1
🥇	perpendicular guano	1,808
#6	perpendicular hula	578
#20	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	28
🥇	personal graffiti kit	1,669
🥈	personal massager	10,369
#4	personalizable gingerbread cookie	669
#7	personalized birthday cake	666
#5	personalized coffee mug	7,369
🥇	pestoblade	313
#7	pestopiary	325
🥇	pet anchor	87
#4	pet anemone	22
#5	pet bad vibe	3
#7	pet rock	1,227
🥉	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	8,113
#4	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	4,920
#4	petit 4.1	126
#4	petit fortran	366
#8	petrified noodles	769
#273	petrified time	2
#29	petrified wood	341
🥉	pewter candlestick	13
🥉	pewter claymore	169
🥇	pewter shavings	114
#4	ph balancer	181
#9	phat turquoise bead	2,785
#4	phat turquoise bracelet	2,732
🥈	phial of coldness	37
🥉	phial of hotness	5
🥇	phial of sleaziness	13
🥈	phial of spookiness	12
🥇	phial of stench	21
🥈	philosopher's scone	29,263
🥇	philter of phorce	5,669
#6	phish stick	202
#12	phonics down	12,909
#15	photo booth sized crate	1
#6	photoprotoneutron torpedo	10,769
#6	physiostim pill	909
🥇	pickelhaube	949
🥈	pickle-flavored chewing gum	20,880
🥇	pickled bread	50
🥈	pickled egg	2,768
🥇	pickled grasshopper	1,775
🥇	pickpocket protector	3,069
#4	picky tweezers	8
#5	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	377
#51	picture of you	1
#7	pie crust	5,902
#8	pie man was not meant to eat	2,377
🥉	piece of after eight	3,980
#7	piece of coral	1,104
#11	piece of driftwood	52
#9	piece of wedding cake	7,000
🥇	piercing post	38,800
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#307	pig-iron helm	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#24	pigeon egg	349
#11	piggy tattoo	115
#12	pile of Trainbot parts	3,010
🥉	pile of candy	5,529
#6	pile of dirt	108
#4	pile of dungeon junk	17
#9	pile of dusty animal bones	2,753
#17	pile of gold coins	2,227
#13	pile of gritty sand	2
#7	pile of jumping beans	1,375
#16	pile of loose snow	7
🥈	pile of sand	4
#5	pile of useless robot parts	402
🥈	pilgrim shield	11
#6	pill cup	15,669
🥈	pillow shell	189
#6	pimpin' meat hat	240
#5	pin-stripe slacks	133
#10	pine cone	2
🥇	pine cone necklace	7
🥇	pine tar	1,369
🥉	pineapple slab	1,784
#47	ping-pong ball	503
#8	ping-pong paddle	13
🥉	pink candy heart	11,669
🥇	pink candygram	1,896
#206	pink clay bead	97
🥉	pink pinkslip slip	21
#38	pink plastic baby	13
#6	pink pony	3,669
#5	pink slime	2,222
#7	pink-belly slapper	129
🥇	pink-frosted astral cupcake	6,969
#10	pint of sweat	158
🥈	pipe wrench	48
🥇	piping organ pie	420
#4	piracetam	42
🥈	piranha pollen	7,609
🥉	pirate brochure	669
🥉	pirate cream pie	1,441
🥇	pirate encryption key (complete)	37
🥈	pirate encryption key alpha	69
🥉	pirate encryption key bravo	37
🥇	pirate encryption key charlie	37
🥈	pirate encryption key delta	37
🥇	pirate pamphlet	1,603
🥈	pirate paste	267
🥈	pirate pelvis	4,915
🥈	pirate shaving cream	24
#4	pirate shirt	1,737
#6	pirate skull	38
🥇	pirate tract	2,369
🥈	pirate zombie head	37
#8	pirate zombie robot head	5
🥈	pirrrate's currrse	3
🥇	piscatini	37
#9	pitchfork	1,090
🥇	pitted sheet metal	2,945
🥉	pixel banana	177
🥇	pixel beer	769
#9	pixel boomerang	21
🥉	pixel bread	375
#8	pixel chain whip	9
#18	pixel coin	369
#5	pixel cross	1,270
🥈	pixel daiquiri	590
#4	pixel energy tank	22
🥉	pixel grappling hook	13
#7	pixel hat	298
#11	pixel holy water	416
#7	pixel lemon	42
#5	pixel morning star	23
#8	pixel orb	11
#9	pixel pants	53
#6	pixel pill	6
🥈	pixel power cell	637
#7	pixel shield	69
🥈	pixel star	169
#5	pixel stopwatch	37
#12	pixel sword	69
#11	pixel whip	21
🥇	pixel whiskey	1,169
🥇	pixellated candy heart	26,969
🥇	pixellated moneybag	3,669
#11	pixie axie	1
#4	plague pie	598
🥈	plaid bandage	940
🥉	plaid cowboy hat	555
🥈	plaid pocket square	119
🥉	plaid skirt	19
#12	plaid swatch	183
#8	plain bagel	13,722
#11	plain brown wrapper	282
🥉	plain calzone	13
🥉	plain candy cane	174
#6	plain old beer	8,083
🥈	plain paper hat	59
#65	plain pizza	187
#8	plain snowcone	1,737
#8	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	2
🥉	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	5
#15	plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#9	plans for depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#4	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	5
🥉	plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards	8
#5	plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	3
#4	plastic Crimbo reindeer	90
🥉	plastic Jefferson wings	4,041
🥈	plastic bazooka	69
🥉	plastic bib	18
#5	plastic cup of beer	1,269
🥇	plastic cup of flat beer	269
#9	plastic doll arms	62
#15	plastic doll legs	44
#11	plastic guitar	969
#9	plastic ingot	2,053
🥈	plastic nightmare troll	3,069
🥉	plastic nunchaku	546
🥉	plastic passion fruit	3,000
🥇	plastic pirate hat	100
🥈	plastic pumpkin bucket	8
🥇	plastic spider ring	111
🥇	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	469
🥈	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	532
🥇	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	337
🥈	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	369
🥇	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	269
🥇	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	369
🥇	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1,117
🥇	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	569
#32	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	1
🥉	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	77
#119	plot hole	2,160
🥇	plum	8,888
🥇	plum lozenge	2,669
#6	plum wine	590
🥈	plumber's lunch	103
#4	plump free-range mushroom	13
#12	plump juicy grub	1,451
#5	plunge-leg	429
🥉	plus one	669
#4	plush alielf	28
🥈	plush alien hamsterpus	16
🥈	plush dogcat	18
#4	plush ferrelf	8
🥉	plush hamsterpus	18
🥈	plush mutated alielephant	13
#4	plush mutated alielf	5
#4	plush sea serpent	3
#9	pocket ace	54
🥇	pocket lint (blue)	50
#4	pocket lint (green)	13
🥉	pocket lint (orange)	13
🥇	pocket lint (white)	37
#5	pocket maze	69
#9	pocket theremin	555
#6	pocket wish	3,069
#6	pocketwatch on a chain	600
#7	pog #01 (spider)	420
#7	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	666
🥈	pog #03 (warwelf)	1,069
#4	pog #04 (skleleton)	969
🥈	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1,437
#12	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	145
#4	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	769
#5	pog #08 (hellion)	600
#6	pog #09 (pirate)	669
#6	pog #10 (hobo)	469
#6	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	211
#7	pogo stick	2
#4	pointed stick	569
#9	pointy mushroom	337
🥉	pointy mushroom wine	239
#16	pointy red hat	22
#12	poison pen	103
#6	poisonous caviar	157
🥈	poisonsettia	1,669
🥉	poker face paint	444
#8	polished moon-amber	4
#6	polka-dot bow tie	137
#4	polo trophy	42
🥈	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	229
🥈	polyalloy shield	137
#7	polyeaster egg	75
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#10	polyester pettipants	2
#13	polyester pulsera	1
🥈	poncho de azucar	5
🥇	ponytail clip	22,969
🥉	poodle skirt	111
#10	pool cue	1,388
#4	pool of liquid metal	325
🥉	pool shark hair oil	669
🥉	pool torpedo	2,130
🥇	popcorn	3,333
#11	poppy	730
#7	popsicle stick	1,610
🥈	popular tart	8,469
#10	porcelain candy dish	47
#18	porcelain pelerine	1
#23	porcelain pepper mill	1
#24	porcelain phantom mask	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#25	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#35	pork elf goodies sack	148
🥈	porkpocket	1,127
#9	porquoise	420
#166	porquoise bracelet	2
🥉	porquoise eyebrow ring	37
🥇	porquoise necklace	130
🥉	porquoise ring	111
🥈	porquoise-handled sixgun	17
🥉	portable Othello set	9
🥈	portable Spacegate	17
🥉	portable cassette player	1,589
#64	portable corkscrew	70
🥇	portable dam	116
#11	portable housekeeping robot	1
🥉	portable motorcycle	37
🥇	portable pantogram	1
#6	portable photocopier	569
#11	portable ping-pong table	5
🥉	portable steam unit	35
🥉	portable table	869
#5	portable wall	33
#10	possessed sugar cube	157
#9	possessed tomato	90
#4	possessed top	5,699
#6	possibility potion	69
#5	post-holiday sale coupon	840
#4	potato alarm clock	58
#5	potato masher	13
#8	potato pistol	37
#8	potato sprout	269
🥇	potent potion of potency	2,548
🥇	potion of X-ray vision	132
#12	potion of animal rage	13
🥇	potion of potency	4,769
🥉	potion of punctual companionship	500
#8	potion of spiritual gunkifying	8
#6	potion of temporary gr8ness	3,388
🥈	potion of the captain's hammer	420
#5	potion of the field gar	369
#6	potion of the litterbox	247
#4	potted cactus	1,070,586
#11	potted fern	573
#9	potted tea tree	2
#7	pottery barn owl figurine	9
🥇	pottery club	7
🥇	pottery hat	11
#42	pottery shield	1
#5	pottery training pants	4
🥉	pottery yo-yo	9
#6	poultrygeist	152
#10	poutine	13,919
🥈	poutine pole	420
#5	powdered candy sushi set	147
🥈	powdered dice	7
#9	powdered donut	1,542
#6	powdered gold	458
🥇	powdered madness	69
#4	powdered organs	7,180
🥇	powdered oxygen	37
🥉	powdered powdered sugar	104
#76	powdered sealbone	2
#62	powdered toad horn	5
#4	powdered wig	651
#10	power pill	269
#6	power seed	3
🥇	power sock	769
#28	pr0n cocktail	51
#10	pr0n legs	5,731
🥇	pr0n m4nic0tti	1,822
🥇	pr0n stir-fry	1,737
#8	pr0n taco	769
🥇	prank Crimbo card	437
🥇	precious piercing post	333
🥈	precision snowball	4,469
🥈	pregnant mushroom	942
#9	prehistoric spear	251
#16	premium malt liquor	667
🥉	prescription noodles	77
🥉	prescription teeth whitener	201
🥈	present	2
#4	press-on ribs	594
#4	pressurized potion of perception	149
🥈	pressurized potion of perspicacity	215
🥈	pressurized potion of pneumaticity	101
#9	pressurized potion of possessiveness	6
🥈	pressurized potion of proficiency	152
🥈	pressurized potion of puissance	218
🥈	pressurized potion of pulchritude	200
#8	pretty bouquet	4,742
#46	pretty flower	14,138
🥈	pretty pink bow	37
#6	priceless diamond	269
#12	primitive alien booze	8
🥈	primitive alien mask	13
🥉	primitive alien medicine	23
🥈	primitive alien salad	37
🥇	primitive candy cane	122
#10	print screen button	43
#5	prismatic wad	8,569
#5	pristine fish scale	169
🥉	pristine piranha seed	13
🥇	pristine walrus tusk	38
🥈	pro skateboard	137
#41	probability potion	2,728
#65	procrastination potion	1,672
🥇	programmable turtle	2,269
🥉	prohie's hat	20
🥉	projectile chemistry set	877
#5	projectile icemaker	112
#47	propeller beanie	1
#7	prosthetic forehead	423
#12	protection stick	551
🥇	protein paste	337
🥇	proto-proto-protozoa	13
🥉	protogenetic chunklet (elbow)	1,388
#4	protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)	2,204
#4	protogenetic chunklet (lips)	3,664
🥉	protogenetic chunklet (muscle)	1,219
#4	protogenetic chunklet (synapse)	2,305
#12	prototype stimulant	23
#6	prussian cathouse	1,235
🥈	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	286
🥇	psychedelic bubble wand	69
#6	psychic's amulet	391
#8	psychic's circlet	398
#6	psychic's crystal ball	416
#7	psychic's pslacks	405
#6	psycho sweater	18
#10	psychoanalytic jar	357
🥈	psychokinetic energy blob	29,129
#5	pteruges	14
🥇	puce paisley oyster egg	1,516
#5	puce plastic oyster egg	1,277
🥇	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1,421
🥈	puce striped oyster egg	1,156
🥈	puff of smoke	22,969
#17	pufferfish spine	84
🥉	pulled blue taffy	3,169
🥉	pulled green taffy	1,469
🥇	pulled indigo taffy	2,337
#10	pulled orange taffy	3,300
🥇	pulled porquoise earring	24
🥇	pulled porquoise pendant	197
🥇	pulled porquoise ring	81
#5	pulled red taffy	3,000
#10	pulled violet taffy	4,869
#7	pulled yellow taffy	277
#4	pulsing flesh	128
🥇	pump-up high-tops	169
🥉	pumpkin	1,269
🥇	pumpkin beer	3,669
🥇	pumpkin bomb	669
🥇	pumpkin juice	669
🥇	pumpkin pie	1,212
#5	pumpkinhead mask	1,586
#4	punch-drunk punch	347
#5	punching mirror	6
🥉	punk patch	3,311
#6	punk rock jacket	1,421
#342	purple clay bead	8
#4	purple corpsel	417
#116	purple glowstick	14
#6	purple pixel pie	2,169
🥉	purple prose pen	769
🥈	purple snowcone	16,969
🥇	purple-frosted astral cupcake	7,669
🥇	purpleheart "pants"	13
🥇	purpleheart logs	13
🥈	putty coat	142
#5	puzzling ribbon	2
#5	pygmy adder oil	1,669
🥉	pygmy blowgun	1,437
#4	pygmy briefs	332
🥇	pygmy concertinette	333
#8	pygmy dart	198
🥈	pygmy nose-bone	1,227
#8	pygmy papers	462
#4	pygmy phone number	1,269
🥈	pygmy pygment	2,069
🥈	pygmy spear	380
🥇	pygmy witchhazel	4,969
#48	quadroculars	1
🥈	quake of arrows	477
#28	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
🥈	quantum nanopolymer spider web	137
#24	quantum of familiar	13
#69	quantum polarity inducer	65
🥈	quantum taco	10,969
#229	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	5
#8	queen cookie	433
🥉	question juice	1,819
#8	questionable taco	42
🥈	quicksilver ring	13
🥉	quicksilver spurs	3
#6	quirky accordion	11
#4	rabbit punch	726
#5	rack of dinosaur ribs	141
🥇	radiation-resistant helmet	2,950
#5	radiator heater shield	76
🥇	radio button candy	230
#6	radioactive chew toy	37
🥉	radioactive spider venom	395
#6	radium-flavored potato chips	4,469
#69	raffle prize box	6
#22	rag doll	63
🥉	rainbow bomb	96
#6	rainbow crossbow	43
🥇	rainbow glitter candle	969
🥇	rainbow jellybean	969
🥇	rainbow sauce	142
🥈	rainbow tie	69
#8	raisin	769
#4	ram horns	3,469
#10	ram stick	1,625
#18	ram-battering staff	35
🥉	ramekin of space nuts	20
#4	rare oboe	22
🥉	raspberry	5,169
#6	raspberry beret	118
#5	rat appendix	7,969
#5	rat appendix kabob	2,042
🥇	rat appendix stir-fry	2,869
🥈	rat carcass	814
#9	rat head balloon	37
#6	rat scrapple	550
#7	rat tooth polish	13
#9	ratarang	116
🥉	ratatouille de Jarlsberg	13
#8	ratgut	7,869
🥇	ratini	3,969
🥈	ratskin belt	222
🥈	ratskin pajama pants	4
🥇	rattail whip	420
🥉	rattler gland	2,152
#9	rattler rattle	208
🥇	rattlesnake enrager	354
🥇	ratty knitted cap	11,837
#8	rave whistle	4,845
#18	ravenous eye	74
🥈	ravioli della hippy	1,300
#5	ravioli hat	55,093
🥈	raw bread	2,669
#4	raw cranberry sauce	1,338
#10	raw gravy	164
#4	raw green beans	555
🥈	raw mincemeat	1,069
#5	raw potato	921
#5	raw stuffing	600
#5	raw sweet potato	870
#4	raw turkey	3,669
#7	razor-sharp can lid	5,556
🥇	razor-tipped yo-yo	21,669
🥈	realistic cap gun	2,197
#198	really dense meat stack	30
#4	really nice lump of coal	16
#7	really nice net	16
🥇	really really sticky spider web	6,699
🥇	really sticky spider web	1,737
#5	really thick bandage	2,396
#7	really thick spine	932
🥉	really tiny cocktail shaker	69
#8	record of infuriating silence	3
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥈	record of menacing silence	7
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
#4	record of tranquil silence	4
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#8	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2,451
#9	recording of Chorale of Companionship	2,388
#13	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	5,445
#7	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	2,669
#16	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	499
#7	recording of Prelude of Precision	3,223
#10	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	319
#11	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1,880
#9	recursive spline reticulator	555
#9	red China marble	55
🥈	red LavaCo Lamp™	13
#6	red ale	69
🥈	red and green rain stick	1
🥉	red and white claret	92
#5	red armband	6
#5	red badge	186
#34	red balloon	26
#9	red blood cells	1,100
#6	red book	151
#6	red box	1,946
#11	red button	5,871
#52	red class ring	467
#12	red coat	69
#26	red coin	3
🥇	red drunki-bear	4,237
#6	red eye	173
🥉	red face paint	1
🥉	red foxglove	239
#4	red gummi ingot	9,439
#4	red lava globs	16
#4	red letter	7,025
#11	red mana	147
🥉	red masque	189
#130	red money bag	5
🥈	red paisley oyster egg	2,266
#98	red pixel	222
🥉	red pixel potion	3,269
#10	red plastic baby	73
#6	red plastic oyster egg	537
🥈	red plumber's boots	1
🥇	red polka-dot oyster egg	2,469
🥈	red potion	637
#6	red red wine	16,761
🥉	red rocket	3,111
#6	red rum	13,901
#15	red shirt	88
#12	red shoe	42
#5	red silk skirt	99
#4	red snowcone	2,169
#7	red striped oyster egg	349
#5	red tulip	137
#9	red velvet cake	1,469
🥈	red wagon	353
🥉	red white and blue claret	13
🥇	red-and-green sweater	2,550
🥈	red-headed corpse	1,213
🥇	red-hot boilermaker	1,069
🥉	red-hot jawbreaker	1,088
🥈	red-hot knucklebone	106
🥈	red-hot medallion	2
🥉	red-hot poker	428
#5	red-hot sausage fork	3,069
🥈	red-soled high heels	369
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#6	redrum	999
🥇	redwood rain stick	5
#112	reflection of a map	6
🥈	refrigerated biohazard container	28
🥇	refurbished air fryer	1
#62	regret hose	1
🥈	regular-size brogurt	250
🥇	reindeer hammer	13
🥉	reindeer sickle	4
🥈	reinforced beaded headband	3,142
#38	reinforced furry underpants	2
🥈	reliable sixgun	11
🥈	remaindered axe	2,237
#5	remorseless knife	10
🥉	reodorant	3,872
🥉	repaid diaper	1
#9	repeating crossbow	69
🥈	replica Elf Guard medal	37
🥇	replica Ten Dollars	11
#6	replica key	2
#48	residual chitin paste	1
🥉	residual zeal	42
🥉	resolution: be feistier	22,769
🥇	resolution: be happier	16,669
🥇	resolution: be kinder	2,269
🥇	resolution: be luckier	5,420
🥇	resolution: be more adventurous	1,269
🥈	resolution: be sexier	69,469
🥉	resolution: be smarter	16,969
🥉	resolution: be stronger	17,469
🥉	resolution: be wealthier	6,569
🥇	respected companion biscuit	1,669
🥈	returned Thinknerd package	2,669
#6	reusable shopping bag	11
🥇	reverse Tantalus	369
#10	reverse-oscillating klystron	518
🥉	rewinged stab bat	1,569
#8	rhesus monkey	471
#27	rhinestone	13,501
#8	rhinestone cowboy shirt	117
🥇	rhinestone cowhorn	169
🥉	rhinoceros horn	117
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
🥇	ribbon candy	8,669
🥇	ribbon candy ascot	9
#4	ribcage rollcage	18
#5	riboflavin	11
#6	rice bowl	2,492
🥉	rickety old unicycle	69
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#5	ridiculous cocktail	137
#38	ridiculous earring	2
#4	ridiculous sandwich	169
🥉	ridiculous sunglasses	14
#11	ridiculously huge sword	5,027
#18	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	207
🥇	right bear arm	4
🥉	right half of a heart necklace	104
#5	right parenthesis	234
#7	rigid carapace	296
🥇	ring of Detect Boring Doors	6,269
#6	ring of adornment	488
#10	ring of aggravate monster	3,542
#4	ring of cold resistance	613
#5	ring of conflict	202
#6	ring of fire resistance	474
#5	ring of gain strength	668
#7	ring of half-assed regeneration	2,882
#4	ring of increase damage	491
🥈	ring of teleportation	998
#4	ring of telling skeletons what to do	171
🥇	ring setting	2,222
🥇	rinky-dink sixgun	103
🥉	roasted duck	375
#5	roasted marshmallow	6,269
🥇	roasted vegetable focaccia	137
🥈	roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg	2,100
🥇	robin flan	196
#4	robin nog	42
🥉	robin's egg	333
#7	roboduck-on-a-string	169
🥉	robot grease	8,930
🥉	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	347
#43	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	17
#7	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	169
#4	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	195
#4	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	375
🥈	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	379
🥉	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	4
#41	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	26
#7	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	143
🥉	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	389
#5	robotronic egg	3,369
#7	[2108]rock	1,877
#4	rock lobster	9
🥇	rocket fuel	200
#9	rockfish stomach	288
🥉	rockin' wagon	8,800
🥇	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	384
#9	rocky raccoon	40,141
🥇	rocky road ice cream	76
🥈	rodeo whiskey	2,637
#25	rogue swarmer	606
#4	roll in the hay	5,069
🥇	roll of Hob-Os	3,969
#8	roll of drink tickets	111
#6	roll of meat	144
#7	roll of toilet paper	10,588
🥈	roller skate decoy	42
🥈	roller skate doll	111
🥈	rolling pin	1,469
🥈	rook cookie	377
#20	room scale green bean casserole	3
#4	root beer	118
#5	root beer barrel	337
#7	rope with some soap on it	3
#9	rose	16,888
#17	rotten tomato	37
🥉	rotting barrel	2,855
🥉	rotting beefsteak	739
🥇	rotting cowskin	3,256
#11	rough fish scale	420
🥉	round blue bomb	777
#8	round green sunglasses	170
#21	round purple sunglasses	752
#8	royal jelly	8,269
#8	royal jelly taco	1,233
🥈	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2,131
🥈	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2,057
🥈	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2,179
🥉	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1,910
#6	rubber axe	254
#4	rubber baby doll	1
🥈	rubber band gun	262
#4	rubber cape	3
#13	rubber doll body	47
🥇	rubber doll head	555
#6	rubber emo roe	3,197
#8	rubber gloves	147
🥉	rubber nubbin	100
🥇	rubber ribcage	508
#4	rubber spatula	111
🥇	rubber spider	1,269
#11	ruby W	13,620
🥇	ruby on canes	222
#9	rum and cola	527
#4	rum barrel charrrm	467
#8	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	32
🥇	rum-soaked fruitcake	2,682
#41	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
#4	runny fermented egg	69
🥉	runny icing	12,929
#17	runproof mascara	364
🥈	rusted-out shootin' iron	110
#7	rusty bonesaw	391
🥈	rusty broken diving helmet	112
#369	rusty chain necklace	7
#7	rusty compass	22
#4	rusty diving helmet	53
#10	rusty grave robbing shovel	1,666
#4	rusty hedge trimmers	420
#7	rusty metal greaves	13
🥉	rusty metal key	1,270
🥇	rusty metal ring	9,769
🥇	rusty metal shaft	8,642
#4	rusty old lantern	15
#6	rusty piece of rebar	84
#7	rusty porthole	28
#9	rusty rivet	138
#4	rusty speargun	48
🥈	rusty staff	37
🥇	rusty valve wheel	219
#13	rutabuga bag	4
#42	s'more	2,140
🥇	sabre teeth	55,269
#7	sabre-toothed lime cub	1,919
#7	sachet of strange powder	4
#9	sack lunch	3,197
#7	sack of doorknobs	213
#9	safarrri hat	2,054
🥉	safety vest	72
🥈	saffron antaravasaka	3
🥈	saffron uttarasanga	3
#6	sake bomb	7,669
🥇	salacious crumbs	13,636
🥈	salacious lychee chuhai	169
🥇	salacious screwdiver	169
🥈	salamander slurry	3,222
#12	salamander spleen	4,452
#5	salinated mint julep	1,496
#7	salmagumdi	11
#11	salt plum	1,529
🥈	salt plum sake	311
🥉	salt wages	1,255
🥇	salt water taffy	2,842
🥇	salted mutton	37
🥈	saltwaterbed	123
#18	salty dog	12,869
🥇	salty gumdrop	2,878
#9	salty slug	750
🥈	sampler size toothpaste	399
#45	samurai turtle	4
#6	samurai turtle helmet	22
🥈	sand dollar	26,969
🥉	sandcastle	257
#4	sandpaper	101
#238	sandwich of the gods	15
#115	sane hatrack	1
🥇	sangria	11,669
🥉	sangria del diablo	2
🥉	sardine can key	2
#68	sauce of the ages	2
#11	saucepan	49,905
🥉	sausage bomb	1,111
#8	sausage pizza	2,427
🥉	sausage without a cause	2,022
#5	sausage wonton	113
🥉	savings bond	877
🥇	savory crossbow	124
#8	savory dry noodles	111
#5	savory staff	42
#4	savory sword	44
#8	savoy truffle	14,816
#8	sawblade fragment	1,690
#147	sawblade shield	23
#36	sawed-off blunderbuss	10
#5	scabrous seal epaulets	2
🥇	scale-mail underwear	13
#4	scary death orb	33
🥉	scented massage oil	537
🥈	school spirit socket set	37
🥉	scimitar cozy	14
🥇	scintillating oyster egg	669
#150	scintillating powder	1
#5	scissor duck	27
#7	scorpion whip	569
#12	scotch on the rocks	111
🥈	scrap metal	390
#24	scrap of shadow	18
🥈	scrap of sticky paper	272
🥇	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	7,777
#8	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	10,855
#8	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	12,669
#6	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	6,296
🥈	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	10,769
#5	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	9,213
#5	screwdiver	37
#7	screwdriver	1,069
🥇	screwing pooch	7,169
🥈	scroll case	69
#5	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	296
🥈	scroll of Puddingskin	1,037
#4	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	6,369
#7	scroll of drastic healing	20,669
🥇	scroll of minor invulnerability	22,869
#4	scroll of pasta summoning	2,249
🥇	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	26,969
🥈	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	3,333
#5	scrumptious ice ant	2,171
#20	scrumptious reagent	10,433
#4	scrunchie tourniquet	691
🥈	sea avocado	2,369
#7	sea blueberry	577
#4	sea broccoli	1,712
🥇	sea cape	4
#9	sea carrot	669
#8	sea cauliflower	669
🥈	sea chaps	85
#4	sea cowbell	269
#6	sea cowboy hat	119
🥉	sea cucumber	1,669
🥈	sea grease	1,215
🥈	sea holster	69
#6	sea honeydew	113
🥇	sea jelly	3,369
🥈	sea lace	669
#4	sea lasso	200
#7	sea leather	777
🥉	sea lychee	742
🥈	sea mantle	3
#9	sea persimmon	669
🥉	sea radish	369
🥇	sea salt crystal	2,637
#6	sea salt scrubs	103
🥇	sea shawl	3
#6	sea tangelo	137
🥈	sea truffle	261
🥇	sea-worn candlestick	1
#44	seal lube	10
🥇	seal medal	1
#10	seal tooth	31,408
#41	seal-blubber candle	114
#7	seal-brain elixir	776
#10	seal-clubbing club	55,400
#4	seal-skull helmet	46,858
#26	seal-toothed rock	4
#126	sealhide seal doll	13
#103	sealhide snare	8
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#9	seaode	177
🥇	seared dino steak	606
#7	seaweed	333
#7	sebaceous shield	44
🥉	secret blend of herbs and spices	8,221
🥈	secret mummy herbs and spices	5,471
🥈	security automa-core	50
🥈	security blankie	137
🥉	security flashlight	5,223
🥈	seegar butt	2,295
#5	self-dribbling basketball	13
🥈	self-repairing earmuffs	134
🥉	senate fly thorax	57
#8	sensitive poetry journal	188
#4	sentient meat mass	11
🥉	sequin-encrusted sweater	34
#9	sequined fez	50
#9	serpentine sword	369
🥇	serum of sarcasm	5,888
🥈	servo-assisted exo-pants	313
#6	servomechanical torsion facilitator	644
#4	set of jacks	16
#13	severed flipper	11
#87	severed rocking horse head	5
#5	sew-on bandage	69
🥈	sewage-clogged pistol	1,185
#25	sewer nuggets	1,248
#9	sewer snake	869
#4	sewer turtle	254
🥈	sewer wad	2,069
🥉	sewing kit	63
🥇	shadow bread	9,969
🥈	shadow brick	2,250
🥇	shadow candle	54
🥇	shadow candy	969
🥈	shadow chef's hat	53
🥇	shadow flame	2,969
🥇	shadow fluid	3,969
#8	shadow glass	122
🥇	shadow hammer	52
#6	shadow hot dog	49
🥇	shadow ice	5,669
#6	shadow martini	43
🥈	shadow monocle	50
🥈	shadow nectar	4,969
🥈	shadow needle	39
#4	shadow pill	74
#4	shadow sausage	2,069
🥇	shadow sinew	2,069
🥇	shadow skin	3,069
#14	shadow stick	45
🥇	shadow trousers	50
🥇	shadow venom	2,137
🥈	shadowy cat claw	469
🥉	shadowy cheat sheet	2
🥈	shadowy seal eye	116
#12	shady shades	21
#8	shaker of dry rub	215
🥇	shaking skull	13
🥇	sham champagne	769
🥇	shamanic beads	88
#5	shamanic ham	187
#8	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	2
#6	shard of double-ice	19,569
#5	shark cartilage	360
#13	shark jumper	13
#8	shark tooth	169
#7	shark tooth necklace	26
🥉	sharkfin gumbo	1,169
🥇	sharp tin strip	6
#30	sharpened hubcap	2
#16	sharpened spoon	20
🥈	shavin' razor	169
#7	shaving cream	888
#4	sheet cake	1,278
🥇	shellacked shell	767
🥈	shells a la shellfish	486
#10	shim of shame shale	4
#10	shimmering rainbow sand	142
#5	shimmering tendrils	86
🥇	shin gourds	69
#6	shingle	2,415
#9	shining goblet	22
🥇	shining halo	679
🥇	shining star cap	14
🥉	shiny brass tailfeathers	13
🥉	shiny butcherknife	1,753
#5	shiny gold fronts	13
#5	shiny hood ornament	660
#5	shiny ring	7,669
#13	shiny stones	1,963
#4	shiny tribal beads	1,205
🥉	shipwright's hammer	310
#4	shirt kit	1,669
#18	shock belt	14
#7	shock collar	119
#13	shocked shell	27
🥇	shoe ad T-shirt	16,969
🥉	shoe gum	142
🥉	shoo-fish pie	244
🥈	shooting morning star	115
#13	shopkeeper beard	68
🥇	short beer	1,037
#4	short calculator	342
🥈	short deposition	2,112
#7	short glass of water	20
🥈	short stack of pancakes	33
🥈	short stick of butter	190
#8	short white	14
#4	short writ of habeas corpus	277
🥈	short-handled mop	2,020
#9	shortest-order cook	3
#4	shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo	13
#6	shot of blackberry schnapps	1,287
#8	shot of flower schnapps	869
#12	shot of granola liqueur	50
#6	shot of grapefruit schnapps	3,169
#4	shot of mescal	969
🥇	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1,469
#6	shot of orange schnapps	5,274
🥇	shot of peach schnapps	8,000
🥉	shot of pear schnapps	2,127
#10	shot of rotgut	210
#20	shot of tomato schnapps	783
#5	shot of wasp venom	8,869
🥉	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	8
🥇	shoulder-warming lotion	96
#7	shovelful of dirt	143
🥈	shrapnel jelly donut	549
#124	shredded hellseal hide	66
#4	shrimp cocktail	308
#63	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#64	shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo	1
🥇	shroomtini	6,000
#4	shuddering cow skull	13
#6	shuddersword	155
#5	shuriken salad	1,069
🥈	shushed potatoes	177
🥇	sicksilver ring	69
#4	sicksilver spurs	1
🥉	signal fragment	212
🥈	signal receiver	7
#7	silent A	20
🥉	silent B	108
#8	silent C	11
#5	silent D	25
#9	silent E	18
#5	silent F	28
#9	silent G	7
#7	silent H	37
#7	silent I	69
#5	silent J	92
#6	silent K	16
#5	silent L	42
#5	silent M	182
#9	silent N	11
#7	silent O	113
🥉	silent P	113
#10	silent Q	13
#9	silent R	13
#8	silent S	14
#7	silent T	14
#7	silent U	13
#5	silent V	50
#4	silent W	69
#5	silent X	128
🥉	silent Y	88
#4	silent Z	37
#8	silent beret	7
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#8	silent pea shooter	324
🥈	silky pirate drawers	1
#5	silver Dreadsylvanian flask	1
🥉	silver cheese-slicer	172
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#7	silver cow skull	114
#5	silver face paint	202
#5	silver keg	15
🥉	silver paté knife	47
🥇	silver salt-shaker	220
#4	silver shotgun shell	1,531
#8	silver shrimp fork	233
#4	silver table-scraper	13
#9	silver tongue charrrm	2,869
#8	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	55
#9	simple AI	20
#4	simple ancient cursed key	112
🥈	sinewy crossbow string	485
#12	single atom	1,809
🥈	single entendre	113
#9	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	69
#4	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	44
#4	single swig of vodka	37
🥇	single-serving herbal stuffing	269
🥉	single-use dust mask	146
#8	sinister altar fragment	123
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
🥈	sinister demon mask	3
#7	sinister-looking cat	962
#10	six pack of Mountain Stream	2,095
#5	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	962
#15	six-armed sweater	3
#7	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	53
🥉	six-rainbow shield	121
🥉	sizzling desk bell	42
#14	sizzling seal fat	37
#8	sk8board	1,356
#9	skate blade	34
#6	skate board	17
#8	skate skates	69
🥇	skate skin	15,667
🥉	skelelton spine	9,612
🥈	skeletal banana	1,210
🥇	skeletal scabbard	111
🥇	skeleton	9,169
🥉	skeleton beans	1,420
#16	skeleton bone	9,800
#5	skeleton key	23,108
🥉	skeleton key ring	377
🥇	skeleton quiche	113
🥉	skeleton skis	185
#6	skeletortoise	172
#6	skewer	3,769
#9	skewer-mounted razor blade	256
#10	skewered cat appendix	177
🥈	skewered cherry	2
🥈	skewered jumbo olive	1
🥇	skewered lime	2
#6	ski resort souvenir crate	192
#7	skin oil	51
🥇	skirt / kilt kit	6,069
#67	skull capacitor	1
🥇	skull gearshift knob	69
#73	skull of the Bonerdagon	25
#7	skull with a fuse in it	65
🥇	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	2,069
🥉	skulldozer egg	37
#7	slab of sponge	204
#4	slap and slap again	220
#10	slap and tickle	1,631
🥇	slap and tickle with a fly in it	420
🥉	sleaze cluster	20
#4	sleaze clusterbomb	3
🥇	sleaze jelly	369
#6	sleaze nuggets	1,269
#8	sleaze powder	1,240
🥉	sleaze wad	18,969
#5	sleazy and sour sauce	80
🥇	sleazy bindle	169
#5	sleazy fairy gravy	98
🥇	sleazy hi mein	1,969
🥉	sleep mask	75
#42	sleeping patriotic eagle	2
#9	sleeping piano cat	1
🥇	sleeping snowy owl	3,069
🥉	sleeping stocking	242
🥈	sleeping wereturtle	444
🥉	sleeve deuce	5,778
#6	slice of pizza	4,069
#4	slick fish meat	1,416
🥇	slicksilver ring	69
🥉	slicksilver spurs	3
#10	slide rule	62
#4	slightly peevedbow	336
#16	slightly thicker filthy rags	1
#5	slime convention coupons	176
#5	slime convention flyers	108
#4	slime convention pin	263
#8	slime convention swag bag	108
#6	slime convention t-shirt	112
🥈	slime fedora	5
🥈	slime knuckles	5
🥇	slime shooter	3,369
#7	slime stack	69
🥈	slime waders	5
#86	slime-soaked brain	3
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#121	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
#13	slimy alveolus	280
#6	slimy chest	101
#9	slimy fermented bile bladder	2,936
🥇	slimy paste	117
#9	slimy sweetbreads	3,081
🥉	slingshot	2,486
#5	slip 'n' slide	4,269
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
🥇	sludgesicle	607
#8	slug of rum	1,070
#9	slug of shochu	435
🥇	slug of vodka	2,488
🥈	small box	6,396
🥈	small golem	19
🥇	small gummi fin	1,177
#7	small leather glove	441
🥇	small pile of sand	37
#4	small slimy cyst	145
#8	smart skull	7,439
#9	smart watch	125
🥇	smashed danish	619
#6	smellbook	271
🥉	smelted roe	4,842
#9	smile-sharpening stone	153
#7	smiley-face sticker	25
🥉	smiling rat	169
🥇	smirking shrunken head	999
#63	smoked potsherd	18
🥇	smoker's cloak	88
#4	smoking grass	23,969
#72	smoking talon	1
🥉	smoky potion	23,448
#40	smoldering bagel punch	52
🥇	smoldering leafcutter ant egg	11
#12	smooth mushroom wine	10
#5	smooth velvet bra	16
#6	smooth velvet hanky	3
#4	smooth velvet hat	3
#4	smooth velvet pants	5
🥇	smooth velvet pocket square	11
🥉	smooth velvet shirt	9
🥈	smooth velvet socks	18
🥈	smudge stick	124
#8	smudged alchemical recipe	267
#4	smut orc keepsake box	369
#10	smut orc sunglasses	335
🥈	snailmail bits	3,454
🥇	snailmail breeches	42
🥈	snailmail hauberk	37
🥉	snake	7,369
#8	snake oil	313
🥈	snake skin	669
🥇	snakebite	269
🥈	snakeskin cowboy hat	15
🥉	snakeskin jacket	5
🥉	snakeskin thighboots	5
#7	snapdragon pistil	380
🥇	snarling wolf shield	4,088
🥇	sneakeasies	9
🥈	sneaky wrapping paper	2,052
#11	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	13,365
#10	snorkel	10,276
🥇	snow berries	4,969
🥈	snow cleats	705
#4	snow crab	287
🥈	snow fort	37
#5	snow halo	13
🥇	snow machine	24
🥉	snow pants	1
🥉	snowball	4,369
#6	snowboarder pants	2,175
🥇	snowpack	7
🥇	snowstick	20
#12	soap knife	1,591
🥇	sock garters	50
#89	sock monkey	25
#7	soda water	19,799
#8	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	41,369
🥇	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1,111
#8	software bug	7
#8	software glitch	37
🥇	soggy elf shoes	11
🥇	soggy gingerbread chunk	5,669
#7	soggy seed packet	412
🥇	soggy used band-aid	1,769
#8	soggy wofl t-shirt	100
#20	soilzerac	2
#4	solid asbestos box	15
🥈	solid baconstone earring	69
🥇	solid baconstone necklace	69
🥇	solid baconstone ring	69
🥇	solid chrome box	42
#15	solid gold bowling ball	500
#13	solid gold jewel	334
#7	solid gold pegleg	1,668
🥈	solid linoleum box	180
#11	solid shifting time weirdness	10
#5	solid state loom	26
#9	sommelier's towel	99
🥇	sonar fishfinder	42
#9	sonar-in-a-biscuit	10,911
#10	sorority brain	125
#41	sorority girl's box	1
🥈	soul coin	13
#9	soul doorbell	47
🥉	soul knife	7
🥇	soul mask	21
🥈	soul monocle	1
#9	soup turtle	81
#4	soup-chucks	28
🥈	sour ball and chain	21
#4	sour powder	91
🥉	souvenir flag	37
#5	souvenir ski t-shirt	111
#5	soy cordial	42
🥇	soyburger juice	1,469
#5	soylent staff	48
#6	space bar	8
🥉	space beast fur	971
🥈	space beast fur hat	25
🥈	space beast fur pants	13
🥉	space beast fur whip	13
#18	space blanket	93
#5	space chowder	132
#4	space heater	16
#9	space invader	9
#6	space jam	137
#9	space jam toast	37
🥇	space jellybicycle	69
#4	space junk	1,269
#7	space marine flash grenade	291
#5	space needle	7
#4	space pirate treasure map	6
#14	space planula	1
🥇	space port	146
🥇	space trooper helmet	1
🥇	space wine	1,069
#4	spade necklace	2,135
🥇	spagecialetti	1,069
#7	spaghetti breakfast	2,747
🥇	spaghetti con calaveras	969
🥉	spaghetti cult mask	669
#6	spaghetti cult rosary	178
🥉	spaghetti with Skullheads	500
🥇	spaghetti with ghost balls	969
#27	spaghetti with rock-balls	5
#9	spangly mariachi pants	106
#6	spangly mariachi vest	83
🥈	spangly sombrero	411
#7	spangly unitard	128
🥉	spant backplate	13
#6	spant chitin	715
#6	spant egg casing	9
🥉	spant shoulderpads	11
#6	spant spear	11
🥈	spant tendon	1,296
#15	spare battery	8
#6	spare chocolate parts	8
🥉	spare neck bolts	737
#13	spark plug earring	28
#5	sparking El Vibrato drone	13
🥉	sparking robo-battery	4,269
🥈	sparkler	7,777
🥇	sparkling orb	22,095
#4	spearfish fishing spear	1,764
#5	special clip: boneburners	372
#6	special clip: graveburpers	420
#6	special clip: splatterers	340
#6	special clip: squelchers	642
#6	special clip: tracers	977
#5	special clip: wailers	1,011
🥇	special sauce glove	137
#8	specialty ammo bandolier	1,293
#5	spectral axe	49
🥈	spectral jelly	81
🥉	spectral pickle	4,569
#171	spectre scepter	159
🥈	speed limit shield	1
#9	sphygmomanometer	177
#5	spice melange	154
#5	spiced rum	705
#9	spices	36,369
#4	spicy bean burrito	2,447
#7	spicy enchanted bean burrito	627
#15	spicy jerky stick	103
🥇	spicy jumping bean burrito	7,492
#4	spicy mushroom quesadilla	621
🥈	spicy noodles	7,369
🥇	spider leg	420
#10	spider web	23,571
🥈	spidercow eye-cluster	444
🥉	spiked femur	4,137
🥈	spiky turtle helmet	116
🥇	spiky turtle shield	122
#9	spiky turtle shoulderpads	17
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
🥇	spinning wheel	1
#7	spirit bed	14
🥈	spirit bell	1
#6	spirit blanket	43
🥈	spirit gum	3,869
#7	spirit mattress	77
#8	spirit pillow	37
🥉	spirit sheet	106
🥉	spiritual candy cane	136
🥉	spiritual eggnog	148
🥈	spiritual fruitcake	262
🥈	spiritual gingerbread	341
#10	splendid martini	1,137
#23	sponge cake	39
🥉	sponge helmet	37
🥇	spongy shield	40
🥈	spooky alphabet block	1,714
🥉	spooky and sour sauce	111
#7	spooky bark	2,039
#6	spooky bicycle chain	496
🥈	spooky bindle	228
#4	spooky cluster	13
🥉	spooky clusterbomb	3
#4	spooky cosmetics bag	699
#4	spooky eggnog	4,569
#4	spooky eyeliner	3,911
#5	spooky felt	1,404
#9	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	343
🥇	spooky hi mein	1,669
#14	spooky hockey mask	86
🥇	spooky jelly	666
🥈	spooky lasso	1,669
#5	spooky length of string	4,027
#5	spooky lipstick	2,454
🥇	spooky lo mein	5,669
#30	spooky mushroom	2,981
🥇	spooky mushroom wine	469
#7	spooky music box mechanism	37
🥉	spooky nuggets	6,969
#6	spooky pirate skeleton	121
#6	spooky powder	2,269
#140	spooky rattling cigar box	1
🥇	spooky sap	5,969
#9	spooky scarecrow	313
#9	spooky shroomkabob	906
#10	spooky shrunken head	6,569
🥈	spooky sound effects record	569
🥉	spooky staff	4,588
#5	spooky stick	6,486
🥇	spooky stir-fry	1,369
#9	spooky stuffing	1,085
#5	spooky toy wheel	1,346
🥉	spooky wad	16,777
#10	spooky wooden block	732
#6	spoon!	88
#9	spoonful of Linguine-Os	49
#18	spork	1,069
🥇	spray chrome	1,222
🥉	spray paint	18,269
#8	spring	11,969
🥇	spring shoes	1
#4	sprinkle-begging cup	11
#26	sprinkles	117,889
#9	sprocket	13,769
#7	sprocket assembly	583
🥈	spruce juice	13
#63	squamous polyp	1
#4	square CRIMBCOOKIE	756
🥇	square sponge pants	77
#8	squashed frog	7,459
🥉	squeaky staff	142
#6	squeaky toy rose	192
#38	squirming Slime larva	1
#5	squirming egg sac	3,651
#4	stained hard candy	142
#8	stained mattress	211
#676	stainless steel scarf	5
#942	stainless steel shillelagh	5
#932	stainless steel skullcap	4
#87	stainless steel slacks	18
#773	stainless steel solitaire	4
#791	stainless steel suspenders	5
#4	stale Cheer-E-Os	737
#8	stale baguette	1,499
#5	stale cheer wine	1,036
#7	stalk of asparagus	1,224
🥈	standard-issue cupcake	469
#22	standards and practices guide	138
#7	staph of homophones	7
#7	stapler bear	37
#28	star	3,416
🥈	star boomerang	469
🥇	star buckler	1,404
#7	star chart	4,976
#6	star crossbow	256
#4	star hat	1,009
#6	star key lime	154
🥈	star key lime pie	369
🥇	star pants	1,342
🥈	star pop	37
#9	star shirt	94
#5	star spatula	169
#5	star staff	398
#6	star starfish	255
#10	star stiletto	76
#7	star sword	263
🥈	star throwing star	569
🥇	starchy crossbow	323
#4	starchy staff	169
🥉	starchy sword	177
#4	status cymbal	8
🥇	stealth bomber	269
🥈	steamed oyster	2,669
🥈	steampunk potion	2,969
#4	steamy ruby	869
🥇	steel drivin' hammer	2,969
#5	steel knuckles	2
#9	steel sword	22
🥈	steely marble	18
#9	stench and sour sauce	69
🥈	stench cluster	17
🥇	stench clusterbomb	7
🥉	stench jelly	1,796
#8	stench nuggets	2,147
#4	stench powder	4,611
🥉	stench wad	13,969
#4	stepmom's booze	610
🥇	sterno-flavored Hob-O	2,659
#5	stick	1,213
🥇	stick of "gum"	6,969
#9	stick of dynamite	1,700
#4	stick of firewood	4,869
🥈	stick-on eyebrow piercing	12,069
#6	stick-on gnome beard	364
#4	stick-on-a-string	300
🥉	sticky gloves	71
🥉	sticky hand whip	669
#5	sticky lava globs	344
#7	sticky meat kilt	112
🥇	sticky meat pants	306
#6	sticky meat skirt	154
🥇	sticky sword blade	2
#22	still grill	1
🥇	still-beating spleen	37
#8	stink-penny	3,673
#5	stinkin' bindle	78
#4	stinking agaricus	13
#4	stinkwater	42
🥇	stinky cheese sword	3
🥇	stinky cheese wheel	2
🥈	stinky fannypack	37
🥇	stinky hi mein	1,769
#8	stinky mushroom	347
#11	stinky mushroom wine	51
#10	stolen accordion	60,969
#4	stolen meatpouch	7,196
#8	stolen necklace	83
#6	stolen office supplies	4,528
#8	stolen sushi	12,016
🥇	stomach turnover	1,069
#8	stomp box	17
#9	stone banjo	50
#9	stone baseball cap	2,189
#8	stone frisbee	6,795
#8	stone of eXtreme power	3,769
#48	stone turtle	2
#6	stone wool	569
🥇	stop shield	1
#8	strange cube	272
#7	strange helix fossil	13
#4	strange paste	92
#86	strange shiny disc	76
🥈	strange stalagmite	55
🥇	straw hat	269
#25	straw pole	41
#9	strawberry	31,669
🥈	strawberry daiquiri	13,788
#11	strawberry pie	1,185
#4	strawberry popsicle	1,373
#5	strawberry supersucker	211
#7	strawberry wine	1,254
🥇	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1,269
#11	strawberyl	348
🥈	strawberyl necklace	101
#1003	stray chihuahua	2
🥉	streetfighting champion's belt	6
#6	stress ball	202
#9	string of Crimbo lights	28
#20	string of blue beads	259
#9	string of green beads	452
#5	string of moist beads	169
#29	string of red beads	179
#4	stringy sinew	9,536
🥈	strongness elixir	3,492
#9	structural ember	2
#5	studded leather boxer shorts	31,669
#5	studded sealhide shield	4
🥇	stuffed "L"	16
🥉	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	3,374
🥉	stuffed Cheshire bitten	7,516
#8	stuffed Hodgman	29
#5	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3,854
#5	stuffed Meat	5,221
#8	stuffed Mob Penguin	71
#8	stuffed alien blob	970
#11	stuffed angry cow	3,675
🥉	stuffed astral badger	10,031
#7	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6,619
#6	stuffed bandersnatch	158
🥉	stuffed can of asparagus	1,250,030
#5	stuffed carpenter	115
#8	stuffed caterpillar	90
🥇	stuffed club	11
#9	stuffed cocoabo	3,964
🥉	stuffed crazy bastard sword	2,216
#4	stuffed dinosaur	13
#7	stuffed dodecapede	15,007
#6	stuffed dodo	167
#4	stuffed doppelshifter	2,972
#6	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	6,681
#9	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	6,321
#8	stuffed ghuol whelp	5,015
#11	stuffed gray blob	2,323
#6	stuffed hand turkey	5,978
🥈	stuffed key	4,897
🥈	stuffed kraken	278
#4	stuffed martini	2,842
#12	stuffed mind flayer	2,912
#5	stuffed mink	4,482
#8	stuffed monocle	3,643
🥉	stuffed ninja snowman	20,795
🥇	stuffed pocketwatch	272
#10	stuffed porpoise	84
🥇	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	21,967
🥇	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	137
#11	stuffed scary death orb	3,246
#16	stuffed shoulder parrot	2,724
#6	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	6,748
#5	stuffed snowy owl	7,016
#4	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	7,528
🥉	stuffed spooky mushroom	3,303
#5	stuffed stab bat	231
#4	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	6,117
#7	stuffed teddy butler	4,146
#9	stuffed tin of caviar	4,176
🥈	stuffed treasure chest	4,998
#9	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	3,426
#10	stuffed walrus	83
#6	stuffed yam stinkbomb	28
🥇	stuffed yeti	671
#27	stuffed yo-yo	82
#9	stuffed zmobie	3,395
#75	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	1
#6	stuffing	1,776
🥈	stuffing fluffer	480
#6	stunt nuts	7,669
#24	sturdy Crimbo crate	539
#5	sturdy cane	4,354
🥇	sturdy sword hilt	369
#7	stylish swimsuit	994
#4	styrofoam crossbow	42
#11	styrofoam ore	1,750
#4	styrofoam staff	316
#6	styrofoam sword	183
#30	sub-molecular interocitor	179
🥇	subscription cocoa dispenser	3
#8	succulent marrow	719
#10	sucker bucket	38
#91	sucker hakama	2
#80	sucker kabuto	2
🥉	sucker scaffold	1,769
#102	sucker tachi	2
#6	sucky decal	918
#11	suede shortsword	138
#7	sugar banana	718
🥈	sugar bunny	13
🥇	sugar chapeau	969
#5	sugar cherry	1,111
🥈	sugar fairy	13
#4	sugar lime	869
#10	sugar raygun	1
🥇	sugar shank	1,369
#7	sugar shard	8,769
🥈	sugar sheet	18,969
#4	sugar shield	1,378
🥈	sugar shillelagh	769
#4	sugar shirt	869
🥉	sugar shorts	1,069
#6	sugar shotgun	969
🥇	sugar sphere	969
🥉	sugar-coated pine cone	3,669
🥈	sugarplum ration	3,342
🥈	suggestive strozzapreti	669
🥇	sun-dried tofu	1,337
🥈	sundae ration	769
#28	sunken chest	1,388
🥉	suntan lotion of moxiousness	11,507
🥉	super good fruit	1,369
🥇	super ka-bob	388
#4	super salad	525
#4	super-absorbent tarp	43
🥇	super-heated leaf	9
🥈	super-size brogurt	120
#9	super-spiky hair gel	18,900
#6	super-strong air freshener	29
🥈	super-sweet boom box	3
🥈	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	2,177
#5	superamplified boom box	1,537
🥇	superduperball	1,800
#4	superduperheated metal	69
#4	superheated fudge	505
🥉	superheated metal	420
🥈	superhero mask	1
#151	support cummerbund	58
#9	supportive bra	6,569
🥈	surgical apron	1,838
#8	surgical mask	133
#4	surgical tape	869
#4	surprisingly capacious handbag	6,976
🥇	sushi doily	233
#4	sushi-rolling mat	20
🥇	swamp haunch	16,969
#6	swamp lolly	137
#9	swashbuckling pants	748
🥉	sweat socks	1,754
🥇	sweat-ade	12,369
🥈	sweatband	1,069
🥇	sweaty balsam	37
🥉	sweet mochi ball	1,037
#71	sweet ninja sword	53
#38	sweet nutcracker	1
🥇	sweet party mix	969
🥇	sweet potato o' mine	69
🥇	sweet potato punch	69
🥇	sweet rims	11,000
#7	sweet roll Alabama	8,800
#7	sweet tooth	13
#8	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	82
🥇	sweetened reindeer fat	888
#4	swirling mushroom wine	113
#7	swirly potion	6,669
#8	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	80
🥇	sword hilt	11,669
#9	sword of static	149
🥉	swordzall	71
#21	synaptic soup	11
#6	syncopated turtle	56
#17	synthetic dog hair pill	57
🥉	synthetic marrow	723
#8	synthetic rock	16
#50	synthetic stuffing	386
#15	t8r tots	2,302
🥇	taco shell	57,869
#37	tail o' nine cats	8
🥇	tailbone shield	17
🥉	tainted icing	201
🥇	tainted milk	750
#111	tainted seal's blood	3
#4	talisman of Seshat	3
#5	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	3,737
#10	tambourine	587
#10	tambourine bells	2,963
🥈	tangarita	2,042
🥇	tangarita with a fly in it	278
🥉	tangerine	12,169
#4	tangle of copper wire	169
🥉	tangle of rat tails	244
#7	tangled mass of creepy pasta	80
#8	tankard of ale	1,296
#6	tankard of spiced Goldschlepper	1
#7	tankard of spiced rum	1
#20	tap shoes	205
🥇	tapped black lotus	113
#9	targeting chip	113
#8	tarnished bottlecap	550
🥇	tarnished luggage key	17
🥈	tarnished metal ring	13
🥇	tarnished metal rod	110
🥈	tarnished tastevin	354
#73	tarrrnish charrrm	43
🥇	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	237
#5	tasket	2,649
#23	tassel	163
#75	tasteful black bow tie	1
#8	tasty tart	569
#30	tattered paper crown	6
#10	tattered scrap of paper	3,522
🥇	tattoo gun	4
#4	tawdry amethyst	690
#16	tea for one	188
🥉	teacher's pen	2,267
🥇	tearaway pants	1
#18	teddy bear	228
🥇	teddy bear sewing kit	399
#8	teddy borg	791
#9	teddy borg sewing kit	13
#4	teeny-tiny magic scroll	78
🥇	teeny-tiny ninja stars	569
#10	teflon ore	259
#29	teflon shield	1
#14	teflon spatula	3
🥉	teflon swim fins	47
🥈	temperance whiskey	278
#6	temporary X tattoos	13
#8	temporary teardrop tattoo	140
🥈	temporary tribal tattoo	1,669
#10	temporary yak tattoo	131
#9	tempura air	19
#6	tempura avocado	17
#4	tempura broccoli	37
#4	tempura carrot	20
🥈	tempura cauliflower	117
#4	tempura cucumber	42
🥉	tempura green and red bean	88
#4	tempura radish	42
#8	ten-leaf clover	6,669
🥉	tenderizing hammer	2,572
🥈	tennis ball	669
🥇	teqiwila	143
🥈	teqiwila slammer	673
#6	tequila grenade	1,869
#12	tequila sunrise	833
#6	tequila sunset	453
🥇	tequila with training wheels	10,699
#25	terra panna cotta	2
#6	terrible poem	580
🥇	thanksgiving bomb	411
🥇	thanksgiving turkey	137
#8	that gum you like	628
🥈	the Crymbich Manuscript	36
🥇	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	2
🥇	the finger	169
🥉	the funk	3,688
🥇	the kindest cold cut	2,042
#8	the most dangerous bait	1,512
#7	theoretical string	5,437
🥉	thermos full of Knob coffee	1,569
🥉	thermos of brew	1,069
#8	thick walrus blubber	1,669
🥇	thicksilver ring	13
🥈	thicksilver spurs	8
#42	thin black candle	10,419
🥉	thin gold wire	27
#5	third ear	88
🥇	third-hand lantern	11,990
#7	third-hand nunchaku	432
#8	thistle wine	1,337
🥇	thought balloon	569
🥉	three-legged pants	1,247
#6	three-tiered wedding cake	209
#5	thriftshop coupon	42
🥇	throbbing organ pie	669
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#10	throwin' ember	1
#6	throwing bone	77
🥉	throwing candy	800
🥉	throwing fork	974
🥉	throwing knife	1,224
#7	throwing spoon	395
#5	throwing wrench	888
#9	thyme jelly donut	53
🥈	ticksilver ring	11
🥈	ticksilver spurs	7
#27	tie-dyed fannypack	41
#6	tied-up flaming leaflet	1
🥈	tied-up flaming monstera	37
#4	tightly-wound spine	107
#8	tighty whiteys	969
🥇	time halo	769
#6	time helmet	3
🥈	time residue	2,037
🥇	time shuriken	25
🥇	time sleigh	1
🥈	time sword	9
#4	time trousers	4
🥈	time's arrow	1,169
#5	time-twitching toolbelt	3
🥈	tin cup	211
#5	tin cup of mulligan stew	420
🥈	tin drum	13
🥈	tin foil	14
#4	tin magnolia	6,569
🥈	tin of submardines	11,469
#5	tin rations	5
🥇	tin roof (rusted)	6
🥇	tin snips	51
#174	tin star	1
🥇	tin tam	17
🥇	tin thermos of chai	806
#4	tinsel orb	3
#30	tiny Mountie hat	12
🥇	tiny Tina gun	2
#6	tiny baby scorpion	7
#7	tiny ballet slippers	10
#7	tiny balloon knife	121
🥇	tiny barrel	1,669
🥇	tiny bindle	131
#5	tiny black hole	569
🥇	tiny bomb	2,969
🥉	tiny bottle of absinthe	13,969
🥉	tiny bowler	869
#17	tiny bust of Pallas	13
#16	tiny canopic jar	128
🥇	tiny cell phone	112
#6	tiny consolation ribbon	10
#17	tiny costume wardrobe	3
#6	tiny dancer	216
#4	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	194
🥉	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	235
#5	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	230
#5	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	93
#5	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	243
#12	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	19
#4	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	51
#4	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	250
#4	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	292
#5	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	48
🥇	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1,770
#21	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	30
#5	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	54
#8	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	24
🥈	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	479
🥉	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	340
#8	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	21
🥉	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	70
#7	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	32
🥈	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	468
🥇	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	723
🥉	tiny die-cast golden ring	37
🥈	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	111
#5	tiny die-cast killing bird	37
#17	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	42
🥇	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	856
#5	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	48
🥈	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	523
🥈	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	114
#8	tiny die-cast turtle mech	15
🥉	tiny do-rag	28
🥇	tiny domino mask	69
🥈	tiny fly glasses	280
🥉	tiny glowing red nose	7
#4	tiny goth giant	68
#18	tiny handful of mixed nuts	989
#10	tiny house	50,197
#6	tiny knife and fork	131
#101	tiny makeup kit	1
#4	tiny maracas	101
#6	tiny ninja sword	351
🥇	tiny nose-bone fetish	111
#17	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	30
#12	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	746
🥇	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	51
🥇	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	31
#8	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	625
🥇	tiny plastic Armory	29
#15	tiny plastic Axe Wound	480
🥇	tiny plastic Bar	37
#53	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	57
#6	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	402
#17	tiny plastic Beebee King	92
#6	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	839
#8	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	30
#4	tiny plastic Big Candy	57
#11	tiny plastic Black Knight	1,092
#9	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	487
#4	tiny plastic Boris	3
#20	tiny plastic Boss Bat	164
#9	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	126
#22	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	14
#5	tiny plastic Café Elf	19
🥇	tiny plastic Cafe	24
🥈	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	37
#4	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1,084
🥉	tiny plastic Cheer Core	23
#47	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	236
#4	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	53
#7	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	304
#11	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	39
🥈	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	40
🥇	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	92
#7	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1,031
#8	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	871
#8	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	449
🥉	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	31
🥉	tiny plastic Crimbomega	37
#7	tiny plastic Crimbomination	98
🥈	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	71
🥉	tiny plastic Crimbot	47
#20	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	46
🥉	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	15
#7	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	80
🥉	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	5
🥉	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	110
🥉	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	6
🥈	tiny plastic Factory	25
#8	tiny plastic Father McGruber	418
#8	tiny plastic Felonia	592
#6	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	62
#17	tiny plastic G Imp	495
#5	tiny plastic GORM-8	64
#4	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	42
#4	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	78
#24	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	278
#10	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1,060
#9	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	517
#15	tiny plastic Hellion	452
#7	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	640
🥉	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	256
#6	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	3
#7	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	46
#9	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	627
#113	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	51
#64	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	85
#23	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	284
#71	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	78
#6	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	39
#4	tiny plastic Krampus	20
#7	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	187
#5	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	5
#5	tiny plastic MechaElf	53
#4	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	18
🥉	tiny plastic Mirth	32
#32	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	29
#8	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	58
🥈	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	4
#5	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	726
#80	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	72
#4	tiny plastic Penny	39
🥉	tiny plastic Professor What	26
#40	tiny plastic Protagonist	145
#6	tiny plastic Queen Bee	340
#10	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	130
#4	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	30
#26	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	115
#32	tiny plastic Scream Queen	16
🥉	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	5
#8	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1,281
#25	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	202
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
🥈	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	49
#12	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	326
#10	tiny plastic The Man	629
#5	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	31
🥉	tiny plastic Toybot	80
#15	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	688
#8	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	413
#5	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	40
#6	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	224
#50	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	114
#5	tiny plastic Your Brain	39
#6	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	58
#27	tiny plastic accordion thief	76
🥉	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	35
#22	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	28
#61	tiny plastic angry bugbear	104
#35	tiny plastic angry goat	570
#12	tiny plastic angry space marine	323
#6	tiny plastic angry vikings	18
#8	tiny plastic anime smiley	966
#7	tiny plastic animelf	22
#25	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	237
#8	tiny plastic astronomer	934
#28	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	906
#4	tiny plastic bad vibe	38
#58	tiny plastic barrrnacle	219
#9	tiny plastic batbugbear	396
#10	tiny plastic beanbat	741
#6	tiny plastic bee swarm	703
#26	tiny plastic beebee gunners	111
#7	tiny plastic beebee queue	389
#10	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	195
#4	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1,013
#10	tiny plastic blazing bat	358
#40	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	498
#8	tiny plastic blooper	469
#20	tiny plastic brainsweeper	421
#27	tiny plastic briefcase bat	285
#18	tiny plastic bugaboo	159
#7	tiny plastic buzzerker	446
🥉	tiny plastic caboose	24
#6	tiny plastic cavebugbear	519
🥇	tiny plastic chem lab	22
#20	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	24
🥈	tiny plastic coal car	30
#36	tiny plastic cocoabo	473
#30	tiny plastic coffee pixie	453
#8	tiny plastic colollilossus	54
#58	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	59
#72	tiny plastic cubist bull	80
#8	tiny plastic demoninja	1,469
🥉	tiny plastic dining car	28
#23	tiny plastic disco bandit	119
#6	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	17
#27	tiny plastic drunk goat	257
#4	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	31
#22	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	42
#14	tiny plastic fax machine	27
#30	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	147
#9	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1,091
#6	tiny plastic fire servant	366
#24	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	257
🥇	tiny plastic food lab	24
#6	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	10
#21	tiny plastic fruit golem	438
#13	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2,014
#18	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1,625
#16	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1,393
#23	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	363
#33	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	23
#17	tiny plastic golden gundam	1,475
#49	tiny plastic goth giant	124
#69	tiny plastic grue	181
#15	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	439
#9	tiny plastic hermit	179
#14	tiny plastic hobo elf	19
#52	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	334
#10	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	228
#29	tiny plastic killer bee	817
#44	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	136
#46	tiny plastic leprechaun	371
#33	tiny plastic levitating potato	575
#38	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	107
🥉	tiny plastic locomotive	24
#6	tiny plastic mime executive	16
#4	tiny plastic mime functionary	37
#6	tiny plastic mime scientist	25
#7	tiny plastic mime soldier	15
#8	tiny plastic moneybee	305
#68	tiny plastic mosquito	183
#4	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	28
#8	tiny plastic mumblebee	467
#15	tiny plastic mutant elf	53
#14	tiny plastic ninja snowman	807
🥈	tiny plastic nog lab	27
🥉	tiny plastic orphan	27
🥉	tiny plastic passenger car	25
#29	tiny plastic pastamancer	69
#7	tiny plastic peacannon	163
🥈	tiny plastic primary lab	23
🥇	tiny plastic protector spectre	7
#6	tiny plastic reindeer	10
#47	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	402
#12	tiny plastic sauceror	285
#7	tiny plastic scary clown	1,977
#5	tiny plastic sea elf	15
#8	tiny plastic seal clubber	313
#4	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	25
#110	tiny plastic senile lihc	55
#12	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	47
#8	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1,813
#5	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	497
#13	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	732
#11	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3,339
#6	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2,360
#16	tiny plastic stab bat	1,497
#23	tiny plastic star starfish	1,234
#6	tiny plastic stocking mimic	60
#10	tiny plastic strand of DNA	119
#25	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	332
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#40	tiny plastic taco cat	160
#5	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	33
#6	tiny plastic the Free Man	177
#9	tiny plastic topiary golem	610
#5	tiny plastic trollipop	94
#38	tiny plastic turtle tamer	75
#19	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	590
#7	tiny plastic warbear	38
#5	tiny plastic warbear fortress	65
#10	tiny plastic warwelf	344
#12	tiny plastic whitesnake	644
🥉	tiny plastic wild beaver	49
#5	tiny plastic yuleviathan	9
#6	tiny plastic zmobie	1,081
🥇	tiny prop sword	31
#58	tiny shaker of salt	25
#68	tiny slimy cyst	37
#4	tiny sombrero	69
🥈	tiny top hat and cane	77
#6	tip jar	260
#9	tires	5,769
#9	tisket	900
#9	titanium assault umbrella	4,313
#87	toast	29,060
🥈	toast with cold jelly	369
🥈	toast with hot jelly	42
#8	toast with jam	615
#4	toast with sleaze jelly	25
🥇	toast with spooky jelly	369
#4	toast with stench jelly	42
#10	toasted brie	55
#7	tobiko marble soda	269
🥈	tobiko pocky	338
🥇	tobiko-infused sake	469
#6	toe jam	69
#8	toe jam toast	28
#8	tofu casserole	618
🥈	tofu stir-fry	563
#4	tofu taco	669
#6	tofu wonton	234
🥈	tofurkey gravy	7,230
🥇	tofurkey leg	2,699
🥇	tofurkey nugget	369
🥈	toggle switch (Bartend)	13
🥈	toggle switch (Bounce)	78
#10	tomato	69,696
#4	tomato daiquiri	2,725
🥇	tomato juice of powerful power	11,669
🥉	tomato soup poster	700
#6	tomb ratchet	709
🥇	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2,506
#8	tommy gun	474
#10	tongue depressor	119
🥈	tonguebone	21
🥇	tonic djinn	1,313
🥇	tonic o' Banderas	677
🥉	tonic water	2,988
#10	too legit potion	50
🥉	tooth	1,526
🥈	tooth cap	10
#8	toothbrush	395
#7	toothsome rock	1,011
🥉	toothy trousers	4
🥉	top	4,300
🥈	topeé	24
🥇	topiary necktie	21
🥉	topiary nugglet	1,899
#5	topiary skunk	28
🥇	topiary tights	137
#112	torn hellseal sinew	82
🥉	torquoise	169
🥉	torquoise ring	37
#10	tortoboggan	41
#4	tortoboggan shield	69
#59	tortoise's blessing	112
🥇	totally sweet mohawk helmet	1,669
#6	tourmalime	580
🥇	tourmalime tourniquet	128
#44	towel	165
#5	toxic globule	1,569
🥇	toxic mop	25
🥇	toxo	169
🥈	toy Crimbot mega face	14
#4	toy Crimbot power glove	10
🥉	toy Crimbot rocket legs	10
🥉	toy Crimbot super fist	10
#4	toy accordion	385
🥈	toy crazy train	1,269
#4	toy deathbot	307
#8	toy hoverpad	2,246
#5	toy jet pack	824
#7	toy maglev monorail	88
#8	toy mercenary	420
#9	toy ray gun	807
🥇	toy six-seater hovercraft	211
#9	toy soldier	69
#4	toy space helmet	1,111
🥇	toy taijijian	142
#7	toy train	169
#31	toy wheel	170
🥇	traditional Crimbo cookie	4,469
#5	traffic jam	180
#8	traffic jam toast	37
🥇	train whistle	1
#10	training scroll: Shattering Punch	8
#9	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	14
#7	training scroll: Snokebomb	13
🥈	trampled ticket stub	969
#4	transdermal smoke patch	1,679
🥇	transmission from planet Xi	999
🥉	transparent nog	52
#5	transparent pants	11
#5	transporter transponder	2,869
#17	traumatic holiday memory	8
#6	tree-eating kite	4,614
🥇	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3,057
🥇	trench coat	37
🥈	trench lighter	2
#9	triad summoning scroll	507
#4	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	787
🥈	trick coin	211
#7	triggerfingerbone	177
#6	trilobite candy mold	42
#7	trilobite fossil	1,003
#6	triple barreled barrel gun	38
#4	troll britches	135
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#10	tropical island souvenir crate	30
#18	tropical orchid	1,026
#9	tropical paperweight	29
🥇	tropical swill	1,569
#24	tropical wrapping paper	16
#5	trousers of the white knight	13
#9	trout fang	66
🥉	troutpiece	369
#6	true grit	770
🥈	trusty torch	3
#5	tryptophan dart	21
🥇	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	237
#6	tube of dread wax	1,419
#7	tube of hair oil	190
🥇	tube of herbal ointment	1,569
#10	tube of pendulum lube	101
🥉	tube of villain white	300
#7	tube sock	45
#9	tulip	373
#6	tuning fork	69
#17	turkey blaster	4
🥇	turkish mostaccioli	190
#11	turtle mud	142
#9	turtle pheromones	5,192
#7	turtle totem	62,247
#5	turtle voicebox	2,863
#6	turtle wax	1,069
#8	turtle wax greaves	42
#7	turtle wax helmet	28
#9	turtle wax shield	53
🥈	turtle-shaped rock	1,817
🥉	turtlemail bits	10,669
🥉	turtlemail breeches	469
🥈	turtlemail coif	813
🥉	turtlemail hauberk	425
🥈	turtling rod	5,500
#8	tuxedo shirt	198
#4	twice-haunted screwdriver	403
#33	twinkly nuggets	3,672
#6	twinkly powder	11,555
#14	twinkly wad	169,442
🥈	twist of lime	420
🥈	twisted piece of wire	666
#5	twisted-up wet towel	227
#7	twitching claw	123
#6	twitching space egg	5
🥈	twitching time capsule	369
#8	two meat muck	69
#12	ultimate ultimate frisbee	183
🥈	ultimate wad	2
🥇	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1,669
#13	ultra-soft ferns	74
#6	ultracalcium	9
#23	ultrafondue	30
🥇	una poca de gracia	2,269
🥇	unappetizing mayolus	270
#8	unbearable light	257
🥇	unbreakable umbrella	1
🥈	uncanny desk bell	137
🥇	uncapped blue lava bottle	13
🥇	uncapped green lava bottle	13
🥇	uncapped red lava bottle	14
🥉	uncooked chorizo	3,969
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
🥇	underwater slingshot	1,804
#6	undissolvable contact lenses	14
#34	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
🥉	unearthed potsherd	439
🥈	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	2
🥉	unearthly onyx	505
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#6	unevolved organism	5
#18	unfinished fruitcake	13
🥉	unfinished ice sculpture	169
🥈	unfinished pleasure	69
#19	unflavored wine cooler	336
🥉	unfortunate dumplings	366
#5	unholy water	969
🥉	unidentifiable dried fruit	113
🥈	unidentified drink	1,729
#9	unidentified jerky	9,305
#4	uninteresting mayolus	70
#6	union scalemail pants	140
🥉	universal biscuit	845
#9	unlocked meat locker	50
#5	unnamed cocktail	301
#5	unnatural gas	171
#22	unoccupied sheep suit	2
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
🥇	unquiet spirits	2,374
#5	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	5,269
#15	unremarkable duffel bag	645
#13	unrequired jacket	55
🥈	unrolling pin	1,569
🥉	unsanitized scalpel	111
#9	unsmoothed velvet	813
🥈	unspeakable lozenges	13
#6	unstable DNA	3,490
#30	unstable laser battery	320
🥇	unstable quark	3,287
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#54	untorn tearaway pants package	1
🥉	unused soap	669
🥇	unused walkie-talkie	3,333
#313	unusual disco ball	8
🥇	unusual oil	180
#6	unwound clockwork grapefruit	42
#6	upsy daisy	5,769
🥇	urchin roe	69
#9	urinal cake	20,876
🥈	used beer	605
#76	useless powder	5,213
#4	valuable coin	2,137
#25	valuable trinket	7,169
#7	vampagne	69
🥉	vampire chowder	1,888
#4	vampire collar	1,159
#6	vampire duck-on-a-string	3,196
#13	vampire glitter	29
#7	vampire pearl	481
#4	vampire pearl earring	28
🥈	vampire pearl necklace	222
#9	vampire pearl ring	4
#5	vampire pellet	67
🥇	vampyric cloake	1
#5	van key	2,284
🥇	veiny spore pod	1,369
🥈	velcro boots	41
🥈	velcro broadsword	50
#5	velcro ore	1,769
#5	velcro paddle ball	13
🥈	velcro shield	69
🥈	velvet choker	696
🥉	vengeful spirit	13
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
🥈	very fancy whiskey	420
🥈	very hot lunch	5,837
#15	very large caltrop	3
#9	very overdue library book	122
#6	very small red dress	3,700
🥇	vesper	4
🥇	vial of Gnomochloric acid	4,262
🥈	vial of The Glistening	2,313
🥉	vial of baconstone juice	229
🥇	vial of blood simple syrup	1,669
🥈	vial of hamethyst juice	269
🥈	vial of holy water	21,659
🥈	vial of hot blood	37
#10	vial of patchouli oil	341
🥇	vial of porquoise juice	512
#62	vial of swamp vapors	11
#9	vibrating cyborg knife	420
🥈	vibrating mushroom	600
#5	vicious spiked collar	3
#12	viking helmet	3,674
#8	villainous scythe	1
#4	vinegar	8,614
#10	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	8,122
#4	vintage smart drink	359
🥇	vinyl boots	605
#10	vinyl ore	210
#5	vinyl shield	17
🥇	violent pastilles	913
#8	viral DNA	450
#5	viral video	219
🥇	virgin jello shot	311
🥉	viscous lava globs	1,000
#6	vitachoconutriment capsule	280
#5	vitamin G pill	697
#6	vodka and cranberry	1,672
#8	vodka and tonic	553
🥈	vodka barracuda	420
🥇	vodka gibson	469
#5	vodka martini	1,469
🥉	vodka stinger	129
#8	vodka stratocaster	420
#6	void burger	1,859
#4	void lager	1,969
#5	void shard	7
#5	void stone	2,144
🥈	volcanic ash	4,769
🥉	volleyball	13,990
#4	voodoo glowskull	1,337
#8	voodoo snuff	169
#11	vorpal blade	3,832
#13	votive candle	59
#4	votive of confidence	337
#133	wad of cotton	21
#10	wad of dough	37,769
#12	wad of slimy rags	118
🥇	wad of spider silk	13
#5	wad of tofu	2,683
#38	waders	1
🥇	waffle	2,569
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#8	walrus ice cream	73
#6	walrus-tusk earring	787
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#153	wand of pigification	4
#34	wang	279
#8	war tongs	561
#4	warbear LP-ROM burner	25
🥈	warbear accoutrements chunk	1,090
🥈	warbear auto-anvil	33
#7	warbear badge	26
#6	warbear battery	169
🥇	warbear battle greaves	16
🥇	warbear bearserker greaves	6
#7	warbear bearserker mead	48
🥉	warbear bearserker potion	624
🥉	warbear beeping telegram	199
🥈	warbear black box	1
🥇	warbear blizzard mead	437
#4	warbear breakfast machine assembler	37
🥇	warbear ceremonial party pants	7
🥇	warbear chemistry lab	43
🥇	warbear dress bracers	12
🥈	warbear dress greaves	9
🥇	warbear dress helmet	13
🥈	warbear drone assembler	53
#8	warbear drone codes	9
🥇	warbear electric long johns	3
🥇	warbear electric warscarf	6
🥈	warbear electro-spiked helm	3
🥇	warbear empathy chip	122
🥉	warbear empathy chip (used)	4
🥈	warbear energy bracers	37
🥈	warbear exhaust manifold	71
#4	warbear exo-arm	25
🥉	warbear fancy fedora	3
#4	warbear feasting bread	174
🥈	warbear feasting mead	342
🥈	warbear feathered fedora	17
🥇	warbear fleece-lined long johns	15
🥇	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	3
#4	warbear foil hat	13
🥇	warbear goggles	3
🥉	warbear gyro	114
#8	warbear gyrocopter	76
🥇	warbear heated ushanka	3
#7	warbear helm fragment	294
🥇	warbear high festival pants	6
🥉	warbear high-efficiency still	18
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#4	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	342
#4	warbear induction oven	17
🥉	warbear jackhammer drill press	24
🥇	warbear laser beacon	109
🥈	warbear laser bowtie	4
🥈	warbear lined ushanka	3
🥈	warbear liquid lasers	469
#8	warbear liquid overcoat	227
🥇	warbear long johns	3
#9	warbear metalworking primer	69
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥇	warbear nuclear bowtie	6
🥇	warbear officer greaves	2
#8	warbear officer requisition box	102
#4	warbear oil pan	37
🥇	warbear party pants	5
🥇	warbear plain fedora	15
🥇	warbear plain helm	3
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
🥇	warbear plasma bowtie	3
🥈	warbear polarized goggles	4
🥈	warbear procedural hilarity drone	605
🥈	warbear rejuvenation potion	621
#19	warbear requisition box	199
#6	warbear robo-camouflage unit	115
#4	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	126
🥈	warbear snowblindness goggles	5
🥈	warbear soda machine assembler	67
🥇	warbear spiked helm	21
#8	warbear superpotion	80
#4	warbear thermoregulator bread	142
#4	warbear trouser fragment	406
🥉	warbear wardance potion	723
🥉	warbear warrior bread	218
🥇	warbear warscarf	4
🥈	warbear whosit	36,969
#6	warehouse clerk's glasses	330
#9	warehouse key	98
#6	warehouse walkie-talkie	289
#9	warm fur	9
🥇	warm gravy	118
#8	warm mushroom	371
🥇	warm war shawarma	96
#5	wasabi marble soda	588
🥉	wasabi pocky	420
🥈	wasabi-infused sake	206
🥉	water balloon	369
🥉	water log	35
#9	water pipe bomb	14,555
#7	water purification pills	3,608
#6	water wings	2,800
#8	water wings for babies	20
#12	water-polo cap	20
#26	water-polo mitt	5
🥈	watered-down Red Minotaur	2,161
#5	waterlogged bootstraps	16
🥇	waterlogged cloth	1,369
#10	waterlogged crate	25
#6	waterlogged leather	671
#4	waterlogged metal	876
#4	waterlogged stuffing	910
🥇	waterlogged wood	360
#4	watermelon	127
🥈	watermelon seed	131
#40	wax banana	1
🥇	wax booze	3,969
🥈	wax face	77
🥈	wax hand	61
🥈	wax hat	37
#6	wax lips	2
🥈	wax pancake	300
🥈	wax pants	17
#11	weasel stomping pants	1
#8	weathered barrel	9,007
🥇	webbed comic mask	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#4	weegee sqouija	42
🥇	weighted paperclip chain	237
🥇	weird gazelle steak	3,969
#10	weremoose spit	435
🥉	western-style skinning knife	5
🥇	wet stew	1,444
🥈	wet tack	38
#5	wet venom duct	195
🥉	whale cerebrospinal fluid	262
#5	whalebone corset	743
🥇	whalecake	42
🥇	whalegun	14
#5	whalesteak	272
🥈	whatsit-covered turtle shell	178
🥇	wheel	537
🥇	wheel of camembert	51
#23	whet stone	8
#4	whimpering willow bark	355
🥇	whip kit	11,669
#14	whirled peas	1
#5	whisker pencil	1,288
#4	whiskey and cola	4,210
🥈	whiskey and soda	2,648
🥇	whiskey bittersweet	1,178
🥈	whiskey in a broken glass	2,596
🥇	whiskey sour	20,969
#4	whiskey squeeze	788
#38	white Canadian	131
🥉	white Crimbo ball	77,852
🥈	white Dreadsylvanian	30
#8	white Xanadian	439
#4	white arm towel	7
#5	white balloon	1,105,432
#5	white belt	113
🥉	white blood cells	551
🥉	white candy heart	21,969
🥇	white candygram	1,867
#6	white chocolate and tomato pizza	9,911
🥇	white chocolate chip brownies	1,169
#6	white chocolate chip cookies	11,037
🥉	white chocolate chips	16,369
#44	white class ring	318
#7	white collar	1,302
#4	white earbuds	6
#9	white elephant gift	28
#7	white hat hacker T-shirt	158
#8	white lightning	8,569
#12	white mana	211
#126	white money bag	2
🥇	white page	3,096
#6	white picket fence	577
#54	white pixel	1,701
#5	white rice	888
🥉	white satin pants	12,528
🥉	white satin shield	6,451
🥉	white snake skin	37,284
#9	white snakeskin duster	158
#6	white sword	11,505
#5	white tulip	137
#4	white whip	123
🥈	white wine	469
#5	white-label gin	3
🥇	whole roasted chicken	169
🥇	whole turkey leg	6,669
🥉	wholeberd	144
#6	whoopie cushion	2,573
🥈	wicker shield	1,420
🥈	wicksilver ring	69
🥇	wicksilver spurs	3
#4	wiffle-flail	179
🥇	wild honey pie	111
🥈	willowy bonnet	14
#11	willyweed	237
🥇	wind-up Whatsian robot	4,669
#5	wind-up chattering teeth	3,474
🥇	wind-up ensign	3,969
🥇	wind-up meatcar	15,897
🥇	wind-up navigation droid	5,369
🥈	wind-up owl	4,269
🥈	wind-up spider	3,796
🥇	wind-up vampire teeth	1,969
#7	windchimes	10,236
#6	windicle	11
🥈	wine spritzer	4,137
#9	wings of fire	69
🥉	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4,907
🥇	witch hat	469
🥇	witch wart	396
🥇	witch's bra	1
🥇	witch's bread	169
🥇	witch's brew	369
#7	witty rapier	1,808
#69	wizard action figure	1
🥉	woim	16
#4	woimbook	70
#8	wok lobster	42
#95	wolf mask	588
🥈	wolf whistle	1
🥉	wolfman mask	1,609
#4	wolfskull mask	11
🥉	wonderwall shield	3,008
🥉	wood screw	842
#13	wooden axe	621
#5	wooden block	669
#11	wooden figurine	1,169
🥇	wooden salad bowl	1,069
🥈	wooden spoon	6,169
#13	wooden stakes	827
#18	wool hat	161
#7	wool sock	38
🥉	woolen cravat	42
#9	wooly loincloth	5
#8	worksite credentials	13
#8	world's smallest violin	1,183
🥇	wormwood stick	13
🥇	wormwood wedding ring	5
#21	worn tophat	355
#5	worst candy	269
#78	worthless gewgaw	250
#7	worthless knick-knack	9,150
#127	worthless trinket	86
#12	woven baling wire bracelets	30
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#4	wrapping paper	2
#4	wreath of laurels	161
🥇	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	4,469
#223	wrench bracelet	16
#12	wrestling mask	95
#5	wriggling severed nose	30
#20	wriggling tentacle	5
#21	wriggling worm	397
#6	wristwatch of the white knight	19
🥈	writhing drippy candy bar	5
#191	wumpus hair	10
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#6	wussiness potion	9,309
🥈	x-ray mirror	1,055
#7	x-ray specs	3,667
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
🥈	yabba dabba doo rag	7
#4	yak anorak	331
#10	yak skin	1,739
🥈	yak toupee	164
#25	yak whip	18
#5	yakskin buckler	169
#9	yakskin kilt	74
🥉	yakskin pants	118
#5	yakskin skirt	161
#7	yam	137
🥇	yam and swiss	222
#15	yam battery	1
🥇	yam burrito	169
🥇	yam candy	142
🥇	yam martini	200
🥇	yam mayo	169
🥇	yam slider	369
#6	ye olde golde frontes	73
#7	yellow brick road	666
#5	yellow candy heart	28,569
🥇	yellow candygram	4,249
🥇	yellow drunki-bear	4,969
#5	yellow gummi ingot	4,102
🥇	yellow matter custard	137
🥇	yellow paisley oyster egg	1,569
#10	yellow pixel	7,769
🥇	yellow pixel potion	169
#9	yellow plastic hard hat	148
#7	yellow plastic oyster egg	869
🥇	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1,669
🥈	yellow puck with a bow on it	2
🥉	yellow rocket	3,111
#6	yellow seashell	6,869
#6	yellow snowcone	3,209
🥈	yellow striped oyster egg	1,266
#48	yeti fur	8,756
🥇	yield shield	1
#9	yo	880
🥈	yo-yo	17,269
#5	yohohoyo	939
🥇	your own black heart	3,472
🥇	yule grog	69
#8	yule gruel	9,879
🥉	yule hatchet	205
🥇	yule pup	25
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
🥉	yummy death watch beetle	2,469
🥈	zen motorcycle	111
🥇	zmobie	1,969
🥇	zombie	2,669
#18	zombie accordion	1
#4	zombie dinosaur egg	42
🥇	zombie hollandaise	6,069
#9	zombie mariachi hat	2
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#14	zombie pineal gland	119

Wow, that's 26,364,707 items total!

what items are this player missing?