Museum :: Cryanger

Cryanger

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#236	"DRINK ME" potion	101
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#10	"KICK ME" sign	301
#11	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	437
#148	"caramel" orange	11
#27	"meat" stick	203
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#45	1,970 carat gold	64
#238	1-ball	24
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#24	11-leaf clover	218
#93	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	134
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#24	1952 Mickey Mantle card	505
#253	2-ball	21
#44	20-lb can of rice and beans	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#520	3-ball	8
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#160	33398 scroll	135
#934	334 scroll	1
#12	37x37x37 puzzle cube	701
#552	4-ball	7
#141	4-d camera	1
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#190	4-dimensional guitar	10
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#248	5-ball	23
#80	5-hour acrimony	7
#484	6-ball	9
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#377	7-ball	13
#347	8-ball	79
#39	8-billed baseball cap	4
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#67	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#46	Affirmation Cookie	6
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#21	Aggressive Carrot	601
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#27	Alewife™ Ale	134
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#29	Ambitious Turkey	100
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#6	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	19
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#118	Angry Farmer candy	1,482
#20	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	124
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#27	Arr, M80	1
#18	Arrow (+1)	601
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#42	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#21	AutumnFest ale	101
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#28	Azurite	602
#190	BACON	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#20	BOOterfinger	22
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#238	BRICKO eye brick	102
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
🥉	BRICKO stud	4,801
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#26	BROS Energy Drink	52
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#8	Baja sopapilla	41
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#74	Barulio's bottle	7
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#16	Bash-Ōs cereal	201
#28	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	9
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#18	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	23
#20	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	4
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#103	Battlie Light Saver	8
#186	Beach Buck	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#50	Bettie page	1
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#24	Big Punk	20
#13	Bit O' Ectoplasm	469
🥉	Bit O' Quail Spleen	239
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#191	Black No. 2	48
#34	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#6	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	302
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#309	Blatantly Canadian	8
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#528	Blood Light	2
#41	Bloody Nora	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#5	Boltsmann ID badge	9
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#159	Boots of Twilight Whispers	2
#74	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#26	Boss Drops	101
#91	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#51	Bowl of Scorpions	13
#75	Bowlet	1
#10	Boxing Day Pass	101
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
🥇	Brandonian footlocker key	100
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#11	Bruno's blessing of Mars	48
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#57	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#15	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	59
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#12	Buttery Boy	2
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#28	CSA all-purpose soap	408
#34	CSA bravery badge	408
#32	CSA cheerfulness ration	505
#37	CSA discount card	508
#56	CSA fire-starting kit	403
#36	CSA obedience grenade	510
#31	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	707
#45	Caipiranha	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#22	Camp Scout pup tent	833
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#48	Carpathian longsword	37
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#95	Cerebral Crossbow	3
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#34	Charleston Choo-Choo	4
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#91	Cheer-Up soda	8
#171	Cherry Cloaca Cola	10
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#62	Chinese curse words	3
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#572	Chroner	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
🥉	Chroner trigger	3
#7	Chubby and Plump bar	449
#36	Churchill	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#24	Climate Colada	2
#9	Cloaca Cola Polar	2,085
#66	Cloaca grenade	226
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#121	Cloak of Dire Shadows	3
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#72	Cold Hots candy	416
#165	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#70	Comet Pop	2
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
🥈	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#23	Corpse Island iced tea	122
#7	Cosmic Calorie	62,250
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#6	Crimbo Factory surprise box	200
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#35	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#12	Crimbo crystal shards	50
#158	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#4	Crimbo food scraps	2,600
#1173	Crimbo fudge	3
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#1171	Crimbo peppermint bark	3
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#419	Crimbo salad	3
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#8	Crimbo train emergency brake	700
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#67	Crimbojito	5
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#26	Crimbomega drive chain	3
#33	Crimbonium fuel rod	115
#168	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#22	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	301
#186	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#25	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	302
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#24	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	301
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	101
#22	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	301
#19	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	101
#24	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	301
#195	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	2
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#42	Crimboysters Rockefeller	11
#7	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	7
#46	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
#9	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	101
#11	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	5
#29	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	8
🥉	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	3,210
#10	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	8
#14	Crimbuccaneer lantern	4
#4	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	201
#5	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	12
🥉	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	14,000
#36	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	4
🥉	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	300
#5	Crimbuccaneer runebone	12
🥉	Crimbuccaneer shirt	199
🥉	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	112
#25	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	5
#21	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	2
#43	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	4
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	401
#1591	Crimbuck	125
🥉	Crimbylow-rise jeans	7
#3210	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#14	D roll	589
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#4	DUFRESNE Suds	1,840
#48	Dad's brandy	1
#37	Daffy Taffy	2,137
#7	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	200
#4	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	201
#8	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	202
#10	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	101
#10	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	201
#6	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	201
#5	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	201
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#7	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	301
#15	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	56
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#102	Diet Cloaca Cola	14
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#61	Disgeist	2
#8	Dish of Clarified Butter	401
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#286	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	4
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#27	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#53	Dramatic™ range	32
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#38	Driplet	1
#83	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#125	Duskwalker fangs	2
#97	Duskwalker syringe	6
#4	Dust bunny	1,500
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#50	Dyspepsi grenade	212
#232	Dyspepsi-Cola	324
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#20	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#5	Effermint™ tablets	2,778
#14	Egnaro berry	11
#152	El Vibrato power sphere	9
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#10	Eldritch snap	13
🥉	Elf Army machine parts	1,200
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#51	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#26	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#33	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#20	Elf Guard MPC	10,000
#12	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	4
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
🥈	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	400
#5	Elf Guard eyedrops	100
#6	Elf Guard fuel tank	7
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#26	Elf Guard honor present	11
#83	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#8	Elf Guard insignia (general)	10
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
🥈	Elf Guard mouthknife	200
🥈	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	300
#32	Elf Guard patrol cap	5
🥈	Elf Guard payroll bag	209
#14	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#6	Elf Guard squirtgun	12
#9	Elf Guard strategic map	8
#53	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
🥉	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	400
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#356	Elfin shortbread	2
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#5	Elvish underarmor	7
#6	En Una Fila Tequila	8
#101	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
#48	Enchanted Plunger	10
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#664	Ent cider	7
#66	Event Horizon	1
#94	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
#22	Every Day is Like This Sundae	8
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#29	Extrovermectin™	1
#25	Eye Agate	500
#7	Eye and a Twist	449
#256	FDKOL hotcakes	13
#38	Fabiotion	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#4	Fantasma en la Máquina	620
#81	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	13
#93	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	10
#91	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	15
#15	FantasyRealm guest pass	1
#43	FantasyRealm key	1
#7	FantasyRealm mead	2
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#4	FantasyRealm turkey leg	2
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#89	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	171
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1501	Feynman gate	2
#57	Firewater	1
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#23	Flag by the Foot™	1
#48	Flamin' Whatshisname	12
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#26	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	1
#7	Flaskfull of Hollow	6,204
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#6	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	22
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#200	Frat Army FGF	23
#14	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	56
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#7	French-Transylvanian Dictionary	1
#13	Friendliness Beverage	600
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#46	Frigid Northern Beans	3
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#116	Fu Manchu Wax	2
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#85	Fudgie Roll	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#167	FunFunds™	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#96	Gaia beads	57
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#60	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	101
#58	Gathered Meat-Clip	201
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#29	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
#4	Gene Tonic: Constellation	101
#23	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
#20	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
#32	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
#23	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
🥇	Gene Tonic: Elf	1,601
#27	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
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#77	very hot lunch	1
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#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
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#66	vibrating mushroom	1
#100	viking helmet	167
#8	vinegar	3,801
#132	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	201
#27	vinyl boots	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#60	violent pastilles	1
#4	viral DNA	632
#38	viral video	2
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#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#261	vodka and cranberry	9
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#27	void burger	270
#24	void lager	290
#28	void stone	280
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#141	volleyball	1
#172	voodoo glowskull	1
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#125	vorpal blade	83
#25	voter registration form	1
#122	votive candle	1
#5	votive of confidence	334
#216	wad of dough	266
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#79	wad of tofu	123
#9	waders	59
#23	waffle	5
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#442	wang	2
#122	war tongs	31
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
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#252	warbear bearserker potion	1
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#170	warbear blizzard mead	1
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#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#306	warbear drone assembler	1
#42	warbear drone codes	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#190	warbear feasting mead	1
#210	warbear foil hat	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#339	warbear helm fragment	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
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#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
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#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#297	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
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#134	warbear warrior bread	1
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#86	warehouse clerk's glasses	1
#4	warehouse key	200
#82	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#30	warm war shawarma	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#19	water balloon	1
#51	water log	1
#287	water pipe bomb	180
#31	water purification pills	906
#474	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
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🥉	waterlogged metal	1,000
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🥈	waterlogged wood	211
#22	watermelon	2
#9	watermelon seed	6
#35	wax booze	1
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#51	weighted paperclip chain	2
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#173	weremoose spit	1
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
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#48	wet tack	1
#160	wet venom duct	1
🥈	whale cerebrospinal fluid	401
#262	whalebone corset	1
#61	whalecake	1
#7	whalegun	7
#4	whalesteak	400
#61	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
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#15	wheel of camembert	1
#30	whet stone	1
#33	whimpering willow bark	23
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#7	whiskey in a broken glass	444
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#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#569	white Canadian	3
#205	white Crimbo ball	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#7	white arm towel	4
#903	white balloon	1
#62	white blood cells	1
#141	white candy heart	301
#259	white chocolate and tomato pizza	9
#37	white chocolate chip brownies	10
#346	white chocolate chip cookies	9
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#1031	white class ring	1
#112	white collar	18
#24	white earbuds	1
#35	white elephant gift	2
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#10	white lightning	4,793
#36	white mana	14
#39	white page	15
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#137	white pixel	401
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#11	white satin pants	919
#11	white satin shield	344
#8	white snake skin	2,168
#18	white sword	812
🥈	white tulip	169
#85	white wine	1
#65	whole roasted chicken	1
#9	whole turkey leg	702
#118	wholeberd	1
#1933	whoopie cushion	1
#85	wicker shield	80
#12	wicksilver ring	1
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#5	wind-up ensign	131
#830	wind-up meatcar	1
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#164	wind-up owl	1
#9	wind-up spider	301
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#80	windchimes	192
#33	windicle	2
#415	wine spritzer	1
#94	wings of fire	1
#384	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	101
#7	witch hat	46
#87	witch wart	1
#72	witch's bread	1
#56	witch's brew	1
#170	witty rapier	35
#166	wolf mask	243
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#317	wonderwall shield	2
#80	wood screw	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#22	wooden spoon	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
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#36	wooly loincloth	1
🥉	worksite credentials	33
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#5	wormwood stick	1
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#240	worn tophat	7
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#35	worthless knick-knack	1,041
#173	worthless trinket	41
#84	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#74	wrestling mask	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#114	wriggling worm	5
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#54	wussiness potion	506
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#355	yak skin	1
#51	yak toupee	2
#22	yam	1
#14	yam and swiss	1
#15	yam battery	1
#9	yam burrito	1
#6	yam candy	31
#10	yam martini	1
#12	yam mayo	1
#11	yam slider	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#180	yellow candy heart	302
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#325	yellow gummi ingot	101
#63	yellow matter custard	2
#119	yellow paisley oyster egg	18
#24	yellow pixel	1,700
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#50	yellow plastic oyster egg	76
#177	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	12
#14	yellow puck	1
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#39	yellow rocket	1
#19	yellow seashell	902
#1692	yellow snowcone	4
#161	yellow striped oyster egg	14
#26	yeti fur	16,104
#2204	yo	1
#300	yo-yo	101
#152	yohohoyo	23
#37	yule grog	1
#149	yule gruel	3
#149	yule hatchet	1
#102	yule pup	1
#168	yummy death watch beetle	2
#148	zmobie	1
#10	zombie	101
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#162	zombie hollandaise	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,520,552 items total!

what items are this player missing?