In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 3,304 short.

• Franken Stein
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• "honey" dipper
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 1.21 jigawatts
• 100-Watt bulb
• 17-ball
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 5-Alarm Saucepan
• 7-inch discus
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Safari
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aiolion
• Alice's Army Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army Martyr
• Alice's Army Sniper
• Alice's Army booster box
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
• Amanitee
• Ancient Saucehelm
• Angelhair Culottes
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Argarggagarg's fang
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• Ax of L'rose
• BGE pocket calendar
• BOOtonniere
• BRAINS shorts
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO pyramid
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• BURT
• Bag o' Tricks
• Bal-musette accordion
• Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Barney's rake
• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
• Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
• Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Beach Comb
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Loathing
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Bicycle
• Big Candy's tophat
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• BittyCar HotCar
• BittyCar MeatCar
• BittyCar SoulCar
• Bjorn's Hammer
• Black Bart's Booty
• Bling of the New Wave
• Blizzards I Have Died In
• Bloodbath
• Blue Diamond of Honesty
• Bluzzard
• Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
• Bonerdagon necklace
• Bonestabber
• Book of Old-Timey Carols
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boss Bat bling
• Boss Bat britches
• Brand of Violence
• Breathitin™
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Bugfinder Blade
• Bulky Buddy Box
• Byte
• C.B.F.G.
• C.H.U.M. lantern
• CRIMBCO lanyard
• CRIMBCO mug
• CRIMBCO scrip
• CRIMBCO wine
• Cajun accordion
• Camp Scout backpack
• Can of Spaghetto
• Can-Can skirt
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Cerebral Cloche
• Cerebral Culottes
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charleston shoes
• Ched
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Chester's bag of candy
• Chester's cutoffs
• Chester's moustache
• Chester's muscle shirt
• Chester's sunglasses
• ChibiBuddy™ (off)
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Chorale of Companionship
• Cincho de Mayo
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clara's bell
• Claw of the Infernal Seal
• Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration
• Codpiece of the Goblin King
• Coily™
• Colander of Em-er'il
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comet Drop
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity
• Cookbook of the Damned
• Copper Alpha of Sincerity
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Crimbo Candy Cookbook
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo smile
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbo ukulele
• Crimbomination Contraption
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbough
• Crown of Thrones
• Cycloney
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated MiniMechaElf
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• Deck of Every Card
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dickory Farms Gift Basket
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Disco Banjo
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• Doc's Smartifying Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dolph Bossin's charity note
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian seed pod
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Dripwood slab
• Drowsy Sword
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
• Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen
• Ecto-Cooler
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Sombrero De Lopez
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elder Turtle Shell
• Electric Punch
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Ellsbury's journal
• Elron's Explosive Etude
• Elvish sunglasses
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• FDKOL commendation
• FDKOL fire hose
• FDKOL tattoo
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• Faux
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Fettris
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Five Second Energy™
• Flan
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Folder Holder
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• Frankly Mr. Shank
• French slippers
• Frost™ brand sword
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Frosty's iceball
• Frosty's nailbat
• Frosty's old silk hat
• Frosty's snowball sack
• Frown Exerciser
• Fuzzby
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Gabarbar
• Galapagosian Cuisses
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Garter of the Turtle Poacher
• Gazelleton
• Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire
• General Assembly Module
• Gets-You-Drunk
• Ghosprey
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glass Balls of the Goblin King
• Globmule
• Gnomish toolbox
• Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Good 'n' Slimy
• Gorillape
• Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Green Clover of Justice
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummi-Memory
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Gygaxian Libram
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• Hairpiece On Fire
• Half a Purse
• Hand in Glove
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Hatorade
• Heimandatz's heart
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Hell broth
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's almanac
• Hodgman's bow tie
• Hodgman's cane
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's harmonica
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times
• Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics
• Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin
• Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top
• Hodgman's lobsterskin pants
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's metal detector
• Hodgman's porkpie hat
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Hot Socks
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Huggler Radio
• Humpty Dumplings
• Hunger™ Sauce
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Iron Beta of Industry
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• Jack-in-the-box
• Jackass Plumber home game
• January's Garbage Tote
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jerks' Health™ Magazine
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jocko Homo's head
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• Kentucky-fried meat sword
• Kevlar balloon
• Kiss the Knob apron
• Kissin' Cousins
• Knob Göblin lòve potion
• Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar
• Knob jelly donut
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• Knoll lo mein
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Krakrox's Loincloth
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Krampus Horn
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• LARP carp
• LARP membership card
• LED block
• LOLmec statuette
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LWA ring
• La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
• Lars the Cyberian
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Lead Zeta of Chastity
• Leapin' Trousers
• Lederhosen of the Night
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• Li'l Businessman Kit
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Little Crimson Book
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• London frog
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
• Lucky Lindy
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mace of the Tortoise
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Marquis de Poivre soda
• Marvelous Unitard
• Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• Meat maid
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
• Memory Disk, Alpha
• Mer-kin breastplate
• Mer-kin bunwig
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin eyeglasses
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin finpaddle
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin pressureglobe
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin sneakmask
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Mesmereyes™ contact lenses
• Meteoid ice beam
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Misty Cloak
• Misty Robe
• Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mob Penguin cellular phone
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Morlock's Mark Bourbon
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Balloon
• Mr. Burnsger
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Shirt
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murgatroyd diode
• Mustardigrade
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mysterious Island iced tea
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• Necbro wafers
• Necrotelicomnicon
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• New Cloaca-Cola
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Newman's Own Trousers
• Nickel Gamma of Frugality
• Nightstalker perfume
• No Hats as Art
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Nursine
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ol' Scratch's ash can
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's manacles
• Ol' Scratch's ol' britches
• Ol' Scratch's salad fork
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Oppossum
• Orange Star of Sacrifice
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oscus's dumpster waders
• Oscus's flypaper pants
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Oscus's pelt
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Ouija Board, Ouija Board
• P.B.L.T.
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• PB&BP
• PVC staff
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pain Dip
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Pasta Spoon of Peril
• Peaclock
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• Pener's drumstick
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phil Collins
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• Pink Heart of Spirit
• PirateRealm guest pass
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Potion of Heroism
• Powerful Glove
• Prelude of Precision
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Purple Horseshoe of Honor
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• ROM of Optimality
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Ralph IX cognac
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Red Balloon of Valor
• Red Fox glove
• Red Pill
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Rover BB gun
• Red Russian
• Retrospecs
• Rock and Roll Legend
• Roman Candelabra
• Royal scepter
• Ruffalo
• Russian Ice
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.T.L.T.
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• STYX deodorant body spray
• Safari Jack's moustache
• SalesCo sample kit
• Salsa Libre
• Salsa de las Epocas
• Sasq™ watch
• Saucepanic
• Scalp of Gorgolok
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Seasonal Beret
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Sequestrian
• Seven Loco
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• Sheila Take a Crossbow
• Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
• Shudder
• Silver Bullet beer
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Simepore slime
• Sinful Desires
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• Sister Accessory
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skullhead's Screw
• Sledgehamster
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Slotter
• Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags
• Small Medium
• Smashmoth
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Sogg-Os
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Baby children's book
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Special™ Sauce
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit Precipice
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Squib
• Stabonic scroll
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Soupbone
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star of Bravery
• Stephen's lab coat
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Straypler
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword
• Superdrifter holo-record
• Superhero Reboots
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡
• Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• The Art of Slapfighting
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Author's ink
• The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Glasses
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Mad Liquor
• The Mariachi's guitar case
• The Necbromancer's Hat
• The Necbromancer's Shorts
• The Necbromancer's Stein
• The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff
• The Necbronomicon
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Smith's Tome
• The Spirit of Crimbo
• The Superconductor's CPU
• The Sword in the Steak
• The Western Look
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Third Eye
• Thriller Ice
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bee statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold firefly statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold maggot statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold termite statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Tickle-Me Emilio
• Tiki lighter
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Juice
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Tremella Tarantella mushroom
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Trout Fishing in Loathing
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• UV monocular
• Ultra Mega Sour Ball
• Ultrasoldier Serum
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld sapling
• Underworld truncheon
• Underworld trunk
• Ungulant
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Uranium Omega of Temperance
• V for Vivala mask
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Valentine's Day cake
• Vamprey
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaporpoise
• Velougats™
• Vial of jus de larmes
• Vicar's Tutu
• Victor's Spoils
• Volartta's bellbottoms
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Wand of Oscus
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
• Wax Flask
• Wendtigo
• White Dragon Fang
• Winifred's whistle
• Wolfman Nardz
• Work is a Four Letter Sword
• Wrecked Generator
• Wullabye
• X-37 gun
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yakisoba's hat
• Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
• Yellow Moon of Compassion
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Zim Merman's guitar
• Zinc Delta of Tranquility
• Zombo's empty eye
• Zombo's grievous greaves
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zombo's skull ring
• Zombo's skullcap
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a bug's lymph
• a cute angel
• a suspicious address
• abyssal battle plans
• accidental mutton
• actual blood sausage
• adhesive tape dolly
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adorable seal larva
• adventurer clone egg
• aerated diving helmet
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airplane tattoo
• alabaster bishop
• alabaster king
• alabaster knight
• alabaster pawn
• alabaster queen
• alabaster rook
• alien animal milk
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien rock sample
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• all-purpose flower
• all-year sucker
• amphibious tophat
• ancient meat
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell helmet
• ancient turtle shell powder
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary balsa wood socks
• anniversary burlap belt
• anniversary chutney sculpture
• anniversary concrete fedora
• anniversary gift box
• anniversary pewter cape
• anniversary safety glass vest
• anniversary tiny latex mask
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• antique accordion
• apathetic lizardman doll
• archaeologing shovel
• arrow'd heart balloon
• arse-a'fire elixir
• arse-shooting crossbow
• aspirin
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• attention spanner
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• babycakes
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone bracelet
• baconstone earring
• baconstone pendant
• bad penguin egg
• bad-ass club
• badass belt
• badger badge
• bag of unfinished business
• bagged stuffed "L"
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• ballast turtle
• bananarama bangle
• baneful bandolier
• bark beret
• bark boxers
• bark bracelet
• barskin buckler
• barskin cloak
• bartender-in-the-box
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• basaltamander buckler
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• bat hat
• bat whip
• bat wings
• bat-ass leather jacket
• bath ball gift set
• batskin belt
• battered old top-hat
• battoo kit
• beach ball marble
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• beet
• beetle antenna
• beige clambroth marble
• belemnite candy mold
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• big bumboozer marble
• big bundle of chamoix
• big ol' trophy
• big slimy cyst
• bindle of joy
• biomechanical crimborg helmet
• biomechanical crimborg leg armor
• birthday candle
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bitter bowtie
• bitter pill
• black belt
• black candygram
• black catseye marble
• black lotus
• blank diary
• blank fudge mold
• blank note
• blank white card
• blob of Alphredo™
• blood kiwi
• blood roll-up
• blood sausage
• blood snowcone
• blood-drive sticker
• blood-soaked sponge cake
• bloodstick
• bloody kiwitini
• blue glowstick
• blue money bag
• blue raspberry troll doll
• blue ribbon
• blue traffic cone
• blue velvet cake
• bobble-hip hula elf doll
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boiling broth
• boiling seal blood
• bolder boulder
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone and arrows
• bone aperitif
• bone broth
• bone crusher
• bone flour
• bone meal
• bone spurs
• boneana hammock
• bonedanna
• bonerang
• boning knife
• boot plant
• booze drive button
• booze mailing list
• booze-soaked cherry
• borg sock monkey
• bottle of Bloodweiser
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Sanguiovese
• bottle of anís
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of moontan lotion
• bottle of perfume
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottlecap turtle
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bow
• bow staff
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of fishysoisse
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of petunias
• bowl of prescription candy
• bowl of topioca
• bowlegged pants
• bowler
• box of bear arms
• boxcar turtle
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• brand new key
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass crank handle
• brazen bracelet
• bread roll
• breaded beer
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken El Vibrato drone
• brown pixel
• bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban
• bubblewrap crossbow
• bubblewrap staff
• bubblewrap sword
• bubbling tempura batter
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bucket of anniversary lard
• bug paste
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bullet necklace
• bumblebee marble
• burst hellseal brain
• buzzing mushroom wine
• cabooze
• calm attention-deficit demon
• camouflage T-shirt
• can of Adultwitch™
• can of Minions-Be-Gone
• can of Rain-Doh
• can of depilatory cream
• can of fake snow
• can of sterno
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied sweet potatoes
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy cane candygram
• candy cane sword cane
• candy cornucopia
• candy dog collar
• candy drive button
• candy mailing list
• candy mountain oyster
• candycaine powder
• cane-mail shirt
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• cardboard box turtle
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard staff
• cardboard sword
• carob cannon
• carrot cake
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• caustic slime nodule
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chainsaw chain
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chamoisole
• charged magnet
• charrrm bracelet
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap toaster
• cheap wind-up clock
• cheer extractor
• cherry bomb
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• chintzy accordion pin
• chiptune guitar
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chlorophyll paste
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocolate-frosted king cake
• chocomotive
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome helmet turtle
• chrome meat stack
• chrome stick
• chrome sword hilt
• cinnamon troll doll
• citrus-infused sake
• class five ecto-larva
• clockwork bartender head
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork bartender-in-the-box
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef-in-the-box
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork detective skull
• clockwork doohickey
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork handle
• clockwork hat
• clockwork maid
• clockwork maid head
• clockwork rings
• clockwork rod
• clockwork staff
• clockwork widget
• closed-circuit pay phone
• clown whip
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• club of the five seasons
• club sandwich
• coal paperweight
• coconut bikini top
• cod cape
• coffee sprite
• cold and sour sauce
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold medicine cabinet
• colored-light "necklace"
• colorful plastic ball
• combat lover's locket
• comfy blanket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• computronic processing unit
• concentrated cooking
• concentrated garbage juice
• congratulatory cake
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• control crystal
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cooling iron helmet
• cordial of concentration
• corned-beef Reuben
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted stardust
• cosmic bucket
• cosmic lemonade
• cosmic paste
• cotton candy cocoon
• cotton candy cordial
• counterfeit city
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scarf
• cozy scimitar
• cranberry cylinder
• cranberry schnapps
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crate of fish meat
• crazy bastard sword
• creepy-ass club
• crimbo elfling
• crude oil congealer
• crumbling rat skull
• crumpled felt fedora
• crushed steamer trunk
• crusty hula hoop
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal decanter
• crystalline seal eye
• crystallized memory
• cube of billiard chalk
• cuckoo clock
• cup of "tea"
• cuppa Alacri tea
• cuppa Boo tea
• cuppa Chari tea
• cuppa Cruel tea
• cuppa Flamibili tea
• cuppa Frost tea
• cuppa Impregnabili tea
• cuppa Insani tea
• cuppa Loyal tea
• cuppa Net tea
• cuppa Neuroplastici tea
• cuppa Voraci tea
• cuppa Wit tea
• cursed breeches
• cursed cannonball
• cursed cutlass
• cursed dirty joke scroll
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed scrunchie
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed voodoo skull
• custom avatar form
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyborg doll
• cyborg stompin' boot
• daddy shortlegs leg
• daily dungeon malware
• damp old wallet
• dandy lion cub
• das boot
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated nanobots
• dead guy's memento
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• deadly nightshade
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• death blossom
• debonair deboner
• decanter of fine Scotch
• deck of lewd playing cards
• deck of tropical cards
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delectable catalyst
• deluxe fax machine
• demon buckler
• demon whip
• demonic paste
• demonskin jacket
• denastified haunch
• denim axe
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dental pliers
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• depleted uranium seal figurine
• designer sweatpants
• detour shield
• devil's-food cake
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• diamond-studded fronts
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• dieting pill
• dinged-up triangle
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• distilled resin
• doll house
• dollar sign
• doppelshifter egg
• double daisy
• double-ice box
• double-ice britches
• double-ice cap
• doubt cannon
• drafty drawers
• dragonfish caviar
• dread tarragon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful roast
• dreadful sweater
• dreadlock whip
• dreaming Jung man
• dress pants
• dried gelatinous cube
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat staff
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy pigment
• drippy salt
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drone self-destruct chip
• drop of water-37
• drug cocktail sauce
• druidic s'more
• drum of pomade
• dubious loincloth
• dueling turtle
• dumb mud
• dungeon dragon chest
• dusty bottle of blood
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat staff
• easter egg balloon
• eel skin
• eelskin hat
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• eerie fetish
• eerily silent box
• eggman noodles
• eldritch hat
• eldritch pants
• electric Kool-Aid
• electric crutch
• electric mushroom
• electronic dulcimer pants
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• elven tambourine
• elven whittling knife
• ember egg
• emergency margarita
• emo roe
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty blowgun
• empty hourglass
• enchanted fire extinguisher
• enchanted toothpick
• enhanced signal receiver
• enormous hoop earring
• envelope full of Meat
• epic cluster
• equal sign
• essential cameraderie
• essential soy
• etched hourglass
• eternal car battery
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil teddy bear sewing kit
• evil-ass club
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• exotic orchid
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• expired can of franks 'n' beans
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-fancy ring setting
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-see-thru nightie
• extra-strength goo
• extremely skinny jeans
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eye of the Tiger-lily
• eye-pod
• facsimile dictionary
• fairy-worn boots
• fake plastic grass
• fake washboard
• false eyelashes
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy ball mask
• fancy black tie
• fancy chess set
• fancy chocolate
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy party pants
• fancy schmancy cheese sauce
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• farfalle bow tie
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fear condenser
• festive sausage
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• figurine of a charred seal
• figurine of a cold seal
• figurine of a cute baby seal
• figurine of a shadowy seal
• figurine of a sleek seal
• figurine of a slippery seal
• figurine of a stinking seal
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• figurine of an ancient seal
• figurine of an armored seal
• filet of The Fish
• filthy hippy poncho
• fin-bit wax
• fire ant pheromones
• fire axe
• fire hose
• firebomb
• fireman's helmet
• fish juice box
• fish sauce
• fishcake
• fishy pipe
• fishy wand
• fistful of ashes
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixed-gear bicycle
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flamin' bindle
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming mushroom wine
• flaming nose
• flaming pink shirt
• flashing novelty button
• flask of embalming fluid
• flat mushroom wine
• flickering pixel
• floaty inverse geode
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floaty stone sphere
• floral print shirt
• floral-print skirt
• fluid of fudge-finding
• flyest of shirts
• flypaper staff
• flytrap bezoar
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• foetid seal tear
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (catfish)
• folder (dancing dolphins)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (owl)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (sports car)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• folder (yellow)
• food drive button
• food mailing list
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of frigidity
• foon of fulmination
• foot-long hot daub
• forbidden sausage
• foreign box
• fossilized necklace
• fossilized spine
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• frayed rope belt
• free-range mushroom
• freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini
• freezin' bindle
• freightcake
• fresh coat of paint
• friendly cheez blob
• frigid air mattress
• frigid-ass club
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen seal spine
• frozen turtle shell
• fruit basket
• fruity pebble
• frying brainpan
• fudge bunny
• fudge cube
• fudge lily
• fudge pocket square
• fudge spork
• fudgecycle
• fumble formula
• funhouse mirror
• funky eyepatch
• funny paper hat
• furry green earmuffs
• furry kilt
• furry skirt
• fustulent seal grulch
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy busby
• fuzzy dice
• fuzzy earmuffs
• fuzzy montera
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gallon of milk
• gasmask
• gatorskin umbrella
• gattoo
• gazing shoes
• gearbox necklace
• genie bottle
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghost of a necklace
• ghost pencil
• ghost pepper
• ghost pickle on a stick
• ghost protocol
• ghost shawl
• ghost thread
• ghost trap
• ghostly pickling solution
• giant book of ancient carols
• giant cheesestick
• giant diamond ring
• giant free-range mushroom
• giant green gummi bear
• giant pearl
• giant red gummi bear
• giant red gummi ingot
• giant stuffed bugbear
• giant yellow gummi bear
• gift-a-pult
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded ancient cursed chest
• gilded ancient cursed key
• gilded lily
• gill rings
• gingerbeard
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread wine
• gingham blouse
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass slipper
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering penguin feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering raven feather
• glistening staff
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• globe of Deep Sauce
• gloomy black mushroom
• gloomy mushroom wine
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing esca
• glowing frisbee
• gnauga hide buckler
• gnauga hide chaps
• gnauga hide vest
• gnauga hide whip
• goatskin umbrella
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• goblin paste
• gold wedding ring
• golden sausage
• goo magnet
• good gravy
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• goulauncher
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• grape troll doll
• grass blade
• grass hat
• grass skirt
• grease gun
• greedy ghostling
• green bean casserole
• green candygram
• green face paint
• green glowstick
• green gummi ingot
• green hamhock
• green pixie spog
• green traffic cone
• gregarious ghostling
• gremlin mutagen
• grimstone galoshes
• grinning ghostling
• grisly shield
• grogtini
• groping claw
• grouper fangirl
• grue egg
• grue egg omelette
• grungy flannel shirt
• guancertina
• guard turtle collar
• guard turtle shell
• guild application
• gummi ammonite
• gummi belemnite
• gummi bowtie
• gummi canary
• gummi snake
• gummi sword
• gummi trilobite
• guts necklace
• haemolymphnode
• haiku katana
• hair of the calf
• hair oil
• hairshirt
• hairy staff
• half-height unicycle
• hamethyst bracelet
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved bow
• hand-carved staff
• hand-knitted Crimbo socks
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of bees
• handful of confetti
• handful of crafty noodles
• handful of drink tickets
• handful of honey
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of numbers
• handful of nuts and berries
• handful of toilet paper
• hangman's hood
• hard rock
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardening cream
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• harem girl t-shirt
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• heart of dark chocolate
• heart of rock and roll
• heart of the volcano
• heather graham cracker
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy leather-bound tome
• heavy necklace chain
• hell in a bucket
• hemp backpack
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• hideous egg
• high-end ginger wine
• high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
• hippo skin buckler
• hippo tutu
• hippo whip
• hippopotamus kilt
• hippopotamus pants
• hippopotamus skirt
• hipposkin poncho
• hippy bongo
• hippy paste
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo monkey
• hobo paste
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday cheese log
• holiday log
• homeless hobo spirit
• honey dipper
• honey mead
• honey stick
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• honeypot
• hot and sour sauce
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cross bow
• hot daub
• hot daub bun
• hot daub stand
• hot egg
• hot plate
• hot spore pod
• hot-ass club
• hothammer
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• hovering sombrero
• huge pumpkin
• human musk
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• hyperinflated seal lung
• hypnodisk
• hypodermic needle
• ice baby
• ice pick
• ice sickle
• ice skates
• iceberglet
• icicle katana
• icy mushroom wine
• illicit fish sauce
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation nice watch
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense cyborg hand
• immense free-range mushroom
• imp air
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indescribably horrible paste
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• inert sludgepuppy
• infant sandworm
• infernal snowball
• infernal toilet brush
• infinite BACON machine
• inflatable baseball bat
• ingot of seal-iron
• ingot turtle
• inky squid sauce
• innuendo
• insulting hat
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• interrogative elixir
• intimidating coiffure
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork egg
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• invisibility potion
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• ironic battle spoon
• ironic knit cap
• ironic moustache
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irresistibility potion
• ittah bittah hookah
• ivory cue ball
• jalapeño slices
• jam band
• janitor's mop
• jar of anniversary jam
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jar of squeeze
• jet bennie marble
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jingle bell
• jitterbug larva
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• juggling ball
• jungle drum
• kevlateflocite helmet
• kickback cookbook
• kill screen
• killer rag doll
• king cookie
• kitty sheet music
• knob mushroom wine
• knobby kneepads
• knoll mushroom wine
• kobold treasure hoard
• kumquartz
• kumquartz ring
• kumquat supersucker
• ladle of mystery
• large stone triangle
• large tankard of ale
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lavalarva
• lavender candygram
• lawn dart
• lawnmower blade
• leaf
• leather aviator's cap
• left bear arm
• left bracket
• left parenthesis
• left-handed melodica
• leftover Crimbo rations
• lemonade marble
• lemony scales
• length of old fuse
• leprechaun hatchling
• lewd playing card
• liar's pants
• licorice root
• licorice whip
• lime supersucker
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linoleum crossbow
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum helmet turtle
• linoleum meat stack
• linoleum staff
• linoleum sword
• linoleum sword hilt
• little box of fireworks
• little deuce cape
• little wooden mannequin
• live wire
• llama lama cria
• loaded serum blowgun
• loathing eagle baby-doll shirt
• lollipop cufflinks
• long-forgotten necklace
• long-stemmed rose
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• lost key
• love
• lowercase a
• lucky Crimbo tiki necklace
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky bottlecap
• lucky cat collar
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky-ish pill
• lump of bauxite
• lump of clay
• lupine appetite hormones
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• lynyrdskin tunic
• macaroni duck
• machetito
• machine elf capsule
• mad scientist's sock monkey
• mafia aria
• magic dragonfish fry
• magical battery
• magical mystery juice
• magnetic field
• magnum of fancy champagne
• maid head
• makeshift castanets
• malevolent medallion
• mama's squeezebox
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marine aquamarine
• marionette
• marionette collective
• marshmallow flambé
• mashed potatoes
• mayfly bait necklace
• mayo pump
• meat shield
• meatball machine
• meatspout staff
• meaty helmet turtle
• medium slimy cyst
• medium stone triangle
• melon-infused sake
• menorette
• mermaid's purse
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metal mandible
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• microwave stogie
• mid-level medieval mead
• mime army challenge coin
• mime pocket probe
• mime-proof sunglasses
• mince pie
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature antlers
• miniature carton of clove cigarettes
• miniature castagnets
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature dormouse
• miniature espresso maker
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniature power pill
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint-condition magic wand
• mirrored aviator shades
• misfit dolly
• misfit hobby horse
• misfit teddy bear
• missing wine
• model train set
• moist sack
• mole skin notebook
• molotov cocktail cocktail
• molten brick
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monster pants
• monstrous monocle
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• morning dew
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mother's secret recipe
• motivational poster
• mourning wine
• moveable feast
• moxie magnet
• muculent machete
• muddy skirt
• mulberry
• mulled blood
• mumming trunk
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot whip
• musty moccasins
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• mysterious silver lapel pin
• nachos of the night
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty rat mask
• nasty-ass club
• nativity shorts
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neoprene skullcap
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nicksilver ring
• night-vision goggles
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• non-Euclidean angle
• non-Euclidean non-accordion
• non-stick pugil stick
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• note from Clancy
• novelty monorail ticket
• nugget of slicksilver
• numberwang
• obnoxious riddle
• obsidian dagger
• octolus-skin cloak
• odd silver coin
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• oil shell
• oily golden mushroom
• oily mushroom wine
• old ball and chain
• old dry bone
• old patched suit-pants
• old school Mafia knicke½æ
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school flying disc
• old soft shoes
• old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie
• one glove
• one million meat pancakes
• onyx bishop
• onyx king
• onyx knight
• onyx pawn
• onyx queen
• onyx rook
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange candygram
• orange glowstick
• orange leather lanyard
• orange peel hat
• orange snowcone
• orange traffic cone
• orc paste
• organ grinder
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• oriole-feather headdress
• ornamental sextant
• ornate ancient cursed chest
• ornate ancient cursed key
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-work circus flea
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overflowing gift basket
• oxygenated eggnog helmet
• oyster sauce
• pack of pogs
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• padded tortoise
• painted shield
• painted turtle
• pair of bolt cutters
• pair of pearidot earrings
• pair of plants
• panicked kernel
• paperclip pants
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• paranormal ricotta
• party balloon
• party crasher
• party pup
• party whip
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• peace accordion
• peanut sauce
• pear lozenge
• pear supersucker
• pearidot
• pebble of proud pyrite
• penguin paste
• penguin shorts
• penguin skin buckler
• penguin whip
• penguin-smacking club
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• pentatonic accordion
• peppermint crook
• peppermint donut
• peppermint harpoon gun
• peppermint parasol
• peppermint rhino baby
• peppermint sprig
• peppermint syrup
• percent sign
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• personal raindrop
• personalized wassail stein
• pet anemone
• petrified time
• pewter claymore
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• picture of you
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• pile of dirt
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pilgrim shield
• pimpin' meat hat
• pin-stripe slacks
• pink candygram
• pink glowstick
• pink pinkslip slip
• pipe wrench
• piping organ pie
• piracetam
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate paste
• pixel chain whip
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel rock
• pixel stopwatch
• pixel whip
• pixie axie
• plain paper hat
• plain snowcone
• plastic bib
• plastic cup of beer
• plastic cup of flat beer
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plastic vampire fangs
• plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plus one
• plush alielf
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush dogcat
• plush ferrelf
• plush hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• pocket maze
• pog #01 (spider)
• pog #02 (Knob goblin)
• pog #03 (warwelf)
• pog #04 (skleleton)
• pog #05 (ninja snowman)
• pog #06 (filthy hippy)
• pog #07 (orcish frat boy)
• pog #08 (hellion)
• pog #09 (pirate)
• pog #10 (hobo)
• pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)
• pogo stick
• pointy red hat
• poison pen
• polished moon-amber
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pool shark hair oil
• pool torpedo
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• pork elf goodies sack
• porquoise ring
• portable Spacegate
• portable corkscrew
• portable motorcycle
• portable pantogram
• possibility potion
• potato alarm clock
• potato pistol
• potent potion of potency
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery barn owl figurine
• poultrygeist
• poutine pole
• powdered dice
• powdered sealbone
• powdered toad horn
• praying Grim Brother
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant mushroom
• pregnant oily golden mushroom
• prescription noodles
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pretty pink bow
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• print screen button
• prohie's hat
• projectile icemaker
• propeller beanie
• protonic accelerator pack
• psychedelic bubble wand
• psycho sweater
• puppet strings
• purple glowstick
• purpleheart logs
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy dart
• quantized familiar
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum nanopolymer spider web
• quantum of familiar
• quantum watch
• quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments
• questionable taco
• radio button candy
• radioactive chew toy
• raffle ticket
• rag doll
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow sauce
• rainbow tie
• ramekin of space nuts
• rare oboe
• rat head balloon
• rat tooth polish
• ratskin belt
• rattail whip
• real cowboy hat
• really dense meat stack
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
• recovered cufflinks
• recursive spline reticulator
• red China marble
• red and green rain stick
• red balloon
• red coin
• red face paint
• red gummi ingot
• red money bag
• red plumber's boots
• red shirt
• red traffic cone
• red wagon
• red-and-green sweater
• red-hot medallion
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• regret hose
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reindeer sickle
• reinforced furry underpants
• remorseless knife
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• respected companion biscuit
• rhinestone cowboy shirt
• rib of the Bonerdagon
• ribcage rollcage
• riboflavin
• rickety old unicycle
• right bear arm
• right parenthesis
• ring
• ring of teleportation
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roboduck-on-a-string
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• rock lobster
• rockfish stomach
• rocky road ice cream
• roll of drink tickets
• rope with some soap on it
• rose-colored glasses
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber band gun
• rubber gloves
• rusty chain necklace
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• s'more gun
• salty drippy candy bar
• samurai turtle
• samurai turtle helmet
• sandcastle
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sauce of the ages
• sausage without a cause
• savory crossbow
• savory dry noodles
• savory staff
• savory sword
• sawblade shield
• scabrous seal epaulets
• scale-mail underwear
• scary death orb
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating powder
• scissor duck
• scrap of shadow
• screwdiver
• sea cape
• sea grease
• sea holster
• sea mantle
• sea shawl
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• seal medal
• seal-blubber candle
• seal-toothed rock
• sealhide belt
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide cloak
• sealhide gloves
• sealhide hood
• sealhide leggings
• sealhide moccasins
• sealhide seal doll
• sealhide snare
• sealhide whip
• sealskin drum
• sebaceous shield
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• secret mummy herbs and spices
• senate fly thorax
• sequined fez
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• set of Unobtainium straps
• severed flipper
• severed rocking horse head
• shadow fluid
• shadow ice
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shady shades
• shaking skull
• shamanic beads
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened hubcap
• shim of shame shale
• shimmering tendrils
• shining star cap
• shiny brass tailfeathers
• shiny gold fronts
• shock belt
• shocked shell
• shoo-fish pie
• shopkeeper beard
• shot of granola liqueur
• shredded hellseal hide
• shuddersword
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silent beret
• silent nightlight
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cheese-slicer
• silver cow creamer
• silver face paint
• silver keg
• silver paté knife
• silver salt-shaker
• silver sausage
• silver shotgun shell
• simple ancient cursed key
• single entendre
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinister-looking cat
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• six-rainbow shield
• sizzling seal fat
• skeletal scabbard
• skeleton key ring
• skeleton quiche
• skeleton skis
• skewer-mounted razor blade
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• ski resort souvenir crate
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skull of the Bonerdagon
• skulldozer egg
• slap and slap again
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleazy and sour sauce
• sleazy bindle
• sleep mask
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping stocking
• slicksilver ring
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime convention coupons
• slime convention flyers
• slime convention pin
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime stack
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slimy alveolus
• slimy chest
• slimy paste
• slippery when wet shield
• slow jam collection
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smile-sharpening stone
• smiley-face sticker
• smirking shrunken head
• smoker's cloak
• smoking talon
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smoldering staff
• smooth mushroom wine
• smudge stick
• snake oil
• snakebite
• snow belly
• snow hat
• snow machine
• snow pants
• snowstick
• sober pill
• sock garters
• sock monkey
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software glitch
• soggy used band-aid
• solid asbestos box
• solid chrome box
• solid linoleum box
• sorority brain
• sorority girl's box
• soul monocle
• soup turtle
• soup-chucks
• soy cordial
• soylent staff
• space jam
• space jam toast
• space pirate treasure map
• space trooper helmet
• space wine
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spandex anniversary shorts
• spangly mariachi pants
• spangly sombrero
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spark plug earring
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• spectre scepter
• speed limit shield
• spiky turtle helmet
• spiky turtle shield
• spiky turtle shoulderpads
• spinning wheel
• spirit bell
• spongy shield
• spooky and sour sauce
• spooky bicycle chain
• spooky bindle
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky cosmetics bag
• spooky lo mein
• spooky pirate skeleton
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spoon!
• spoonful of Linguine-Os
• spring shoes
• sprinkle-begging cup
• squamous polyp
• square sponge pants
• squirming Slime larva
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained mattress
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel shillelagh
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• stainless steel suspenders
• staph of homophones
• stapler bear
• star pop
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• starchy sword
• steaming evil
• steely marble
• stench and sour sauce
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stick-on mini solar panels
• sticky meat kilt
• sticky meat pants
• sticky meat skirt
• sticky sword blade
• stinkin' bindle
• stinking agaricus
• stinkwater
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stomach turnover
• stomp box
• stone banjo
• stone turtle
• stop shield
• strange cube
• strange paste
• strange stone pyramid
• straw hat
• strawberry supersucker
• strawberyl
• strawberyl necklace
• stray chihuahua
• streetfighting champion's belt
• stress ball
• string of dingle balls
• studded sealhide shield
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed Hodgman
• stuffed Mob Penguin
• stuffed club
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed stab bat
• stuffed yeti
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• styrofoam crossbow
• styrofoam peanuts
• styrofoam staff
• styrofoam sword
• sub-molecular interocitor
• sucker bucket
• sucker hakama
• sucker kabuto
• sucker scaffold
• sucker tachi
• sugar raygun
• super ka-bob
• super-heated leaf
• super-strong air freshener
• super-sweet boom box
• superduperheated metal
• superhero mask
• supportive bra
• sushi-rolling mat
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet tooth
• swirling mushroom wine
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tail o' nine cats
• tailbone shield
• tainted icing
• tainted seal's blood
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• tangled mass of creepy pasta
• tapped black lotus
• targeting chip
• tarnished luggage key
• tasteful black bow tie
• tattoo gun
• tearaway pants
• teddy bear
• teddy bear sewing kit
• teddy borg
• teflon shield
• teflon spatula
• tempura air
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving turkey
• the finger
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thought balloon
• throbbing organ pie
• throwing bone
• throwing wrench
• ticksilver ring
• tightly-wound spine
• time helmet
• time shuriken
• time sleigh
• time sword
• time trousers
• tin drum
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin star
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny balloon knife
• tiny bindle
• tiny black hole
• tiny costume wardrobe
• tiny do-rag
• tiny ember
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny goth giant
• tiny knife and fork
• tiny makeup kit
• tiny maracas
• tiny ninja sword
• tiny nose-bone fetish
• tiny plastic Boris
• tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
• tiny plastic Ed the Undying
• tiny plastic Jarlsberg
• tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Professor What
• tiny plastic Scream Queen
• tiny plastic Sneaky Pete
• tiny plastic Susie
• tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire
• tiny plastic protector spectre
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny prop sword
• tiny sombrero
• tiny stillsuit
• toast with jam
• toe jam
• toe jam toast
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu wonton
• tonguebone
• torn hellseal sinew
• tortoboggan shield
• tourmalime
• tourmalime tourniquet
• toxic globule
• toy deathbot
• toy maglev monorail
• toy mercenary
• toy six-seater hovercraft
• toy sixgun
• toy soldier
• toy train
• traffic jam
• traffic jam toast
• train whistle
• transparent pants
• tree skirt
• tree-shaped Crimbo cookie
• trench lighter
• trilobite candy mold
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tropical island souvenir crate
• tropical paperweight
• trusty torch
• tube of villain white
• tube sock
• tuning fork
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtle pheromones
• turtling rod
• twisted piece of wire
• twitching trigger finger
• ultimate wad
• ultracalcium
• unbreakable umbrella
• undissolvable contact lenses
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• uniclops egg
• unspeakable lozenges
• unstable laser battery
• untamable turtle
• unusual disco ball
• unwound clockwork grapefruit
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• urchin roe
• vampagne
• vampire glitter
• vampire pearl
• vampyric cloake
• velcro boots
• velcro broadsword
• velcro paddle ball
• velcro shield
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vengeful spirit
• vertebra of the Bonerdagon
• very large caltrop
• very overdue library book
• vesper
• vial of hot blood
• vicious spiked collar
• villainous scythe
• vintage smart drink
• vinyl ore
• virgin jello shot
• vitamin G pill
• vodka barracuda
• vodka stinger
• void shard
• voodoo doll
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of cotton
• wad of spider silk
• walrus ice cream
• wand of fudge control
• wand of pigification
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear officer requisition box
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear requisition box
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear soda machine
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• washboard shield
• water-polo mitt
• watered-down Red Minotaur
• waterlogged bootstraps
• waterlogged crate
• wax banana
• wax hat
• wax lips
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• weegee sqouija
• whisker pencil
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white belt
• white candygram
• white money bag
• white snakeskin duster
• white whip
• white-label gin
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wild honey pie
• wine-soaked bone chips
• witch's bra
• wizard action figure
• woim
• woimbook
• wok lobster
• wolf whistle
• wolfskull mask
• wooden block
• wool sock
• woolen cravat
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• woven baling wire bracelets
• wrapping paper
• wreath of laurels
• wrench bracelet
• wriggling severed nose
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• x-ray mirror
• yak anorak
• yak whip
• yakskin buckler
• yakskin kilt
• yakskin pants
• yakskin skirt
• yellow candygram
• yellow glowstick
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• your own black heart
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zen motorcycle
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace