| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #21 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #15 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #155 | Chroner | 539 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbo food scraps | 9 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 7 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 4 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #93 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 3 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| #2102 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #170 | Dust bunny | 3 |
| #37 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,167 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #29 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #47 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 5 |
| #90 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #61 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #55 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 3 |
| #57 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 3 |
| #47 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 5 |
| #56 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #85 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #29 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #44 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #10 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #20 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #73 | Jamaican coffee | 3 |
| #58 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #105 | LOV Entrance Pass | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #63 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 96 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #143 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #44 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #11 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #29 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #28 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #26 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #27 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #33 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #8 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 5 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #90 | TI-9000 calculator | 28 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #511 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 6 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 15 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 26 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 39 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #42 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot slag | 6 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 190 |
| #6 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 211 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #57 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #25 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #43 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #42 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #30 | beaver punch (cherry) | 6 |
| #16 | beaver punch (papaya) | 11 |
| #9 | beaver punch (peach) | 23 |
| #18 | black Crimbo ball | 2,196 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #394 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #22 | blue rocket | 2 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #168 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #237 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #352 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #24 | cannonbomb | 27 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #31 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #21 | chocomotive | 15 |
| #52 | cinnamon machine oil | 253 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #121 | corned beet | 2 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #203 | cylindrical mold | 6 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #187 | digital key lime pie | 5 |
| #133 | donated booze | 100 |
| #139 | donated candy | 100 |
| #146 | donated food | 100 |
| #68 | dry cleaning receipt | 9 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #121 | ert grey goo ring | 5 |
| #23 | everfull glass | 2 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #65 | fishelada | 21 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #42 | freightcake | 10 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #68 | gift card | 5 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #69 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #209 | gooified animal matter | 8 |
| #93 | gooified mineral matter | 25 |
| #19 | government requisition form | 290 |
| #311 | green beer | 48 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #75 | grog nuts | 4 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #58 | grogpagne | 8 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #8 | honey bun of Boris | 6 |
| #52 | hot watered rum | 109 |
| #61 | hot wine | 3 |
| #45 | huge Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #30 | intact anemone spike | 361 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #131 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #34 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #70 | meatspout staff | 2 |
| #46 | metal meteoroid | 26 |
| #10 | military candy cane | 10 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #22 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #52 | moist Crimbo spices | 226 |
| #144 | mooseflank | 25 |
| #14 | moosemeat pie | 22 |
| #115 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 13 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #68 | officer's nog | 7 |
| #101 | old sweatpants | 697 |
| #63 | old-school pirate grog | 3 |
| #36 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #43 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #34 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #36 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #13 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 4 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #26 | paint palette | 1 |
| #11 | peanut brittle shield | 256 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #53 | pegfinger | 3 |
| #39 | peppermint bomb | 9 |
| #86 | peppermint eel sauce | 146 |
| #79 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #64 | peppermint-scented socks | 7 |
| #56 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 12 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #120 | pickled bread | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #226 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #94 | plastic passion fruit | 22 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #41 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #59 | portable dam | 2 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #53 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #46 | prescription teeth whitener | 2 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #38 | projectile chemistry set | 52 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #74 | red and white claret | 4 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #305 | red-and-green sweater | 9 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #29 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #121 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #61 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 2 |
| #34 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #9 | shadow chef's hat | 2 |
| #8 | shadow hammer | 2 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #5 | shadow needle | 2 |
| #9 | shadow trousers | 2 |
| #5 | shadowy cheat sheet | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #67 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #300 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #72 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 118 |
| #6 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #158 | spirit gum | 20 |
| #31 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 53 |
| #32 | stale cheer wine | 48 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #438 | stuffed martini | 20 |
| #136 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 6 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #5 | sugar shorts | 295 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #89 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #94 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 21 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #47 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #118 | thick walrus blubber | 13 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #120 | tiny bomb | 11 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
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