| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #38 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1214 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #745 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #22 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #19 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #119 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #142 | Chroner | 650 |
| #104 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #44 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥈 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #13 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbo food scraps | 9 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 7 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 4 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #305 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #64 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #99 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 3 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 8 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| #2107 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #168 | Dust bunny | 4 |
| #6 | Easter grasshopper | 8 |
| #35 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #164 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,167 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #28 | Elf Guard clipboard | 2 |
| #52 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 5 |
| #99 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 2 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #33 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #62 | Elf Guard honor present | 3 |
| #59 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #53 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 3 |
| #62 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 3 |
| #51 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 5 |
| #57 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 2 |
| #96 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 2 |
| #31 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 2 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #30 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #51 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 22 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #11 | FantasyRealm turkey leg | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #31 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #19 | Guzzlr application | 1 |
| 🥇 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #4 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 2 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #44 | Hunger™ Sauce | 3 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #10 | Irish eggnog | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #81 | Jamaican coffee | 3 |
| #65 | Kelflar vest | 2 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #105 | LOV Entrance Pass | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #69 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 2 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 98 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #140 | Mysterious Black Box | 3 |
| #46 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #95 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 20 |
| #11 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #34 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| #36 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 1 |
| #33 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 1 |
| #37 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #281 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
| #51 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #20 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 2 |
| #5 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 2 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #13 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #17 | Spelunker's Guild prize sack | 1 |
| #9 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 5 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #90 | TI-9000 calculator | 29 |
| #4 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 11 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 15 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 21 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #324 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 26 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 39 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #23 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 2 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #43 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #177 | Trainbot slag | 6 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 330 |
| 🥉 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 340 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #860 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #26 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #55 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #28 | bacteria bisque | 1 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #41 | balanced antler | 3 |
| #43 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #26 | beaver punch (cherry) | 9 |
| #14 | beaver punch (papaya) | 15 |
| #8 | beaver punch (peach) | 28 |
| #18 | black Crimbo ball | 2,196 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #22 | blue rocket | 2 |
| #103 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #30 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #39 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #46 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #34 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 2 |
| #45 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #45 | boxed bat wings | 2 |
| #68 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #171 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 5 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #355 | burst hellseal brain | 13 |
| #145 | cabooze | 6 |
| #101 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #10 | candied beef and cabbage | 2 |
| #62 | candied lime | 2 |
| #14 | candy rations | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #29 | cannonbomb | 27 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #13 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #228 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #36 | chest of "pirate gold" | 2 |
| #7 | chocolate ostrich egg | 7 |
| #24 | chocomotive | 15 |
| #26 | ciliophora chowder | 2 |
| #55 | cinnamon machine oil | 253 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #4 | coney haunch | 176 |
| #131 | corned beet | 2 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #171 | crystalline cheer | 698 |
| 🥈 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 25 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #184 | cylindrical mold | 9 |
| 🥉 | dark chocolate egg | 181 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #43 | delicious star salad | 3 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #192 | digital key lime pie | 5 |
| #135 | donated booze | 100 |
| #143 | donated candy | 100 |
| #151 | donated food | 100 |
| #7 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #68 | dry cleaning receipt | 9 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #10 | elf sleeper agent | 1 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #124 | ert grey goo ring | 5 |
| #25 | everfull glass | 2 |
| #85 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #60 | fishelada | 27 |
| #139 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #72 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| 🥈 | four-leaf potato sprout | 133 |
| #34 | freightcake | 11 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #58 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #54 | genie's scimitar | 3 |
| #70 | gift card | 5 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #74 | gingerbread pirate | 2 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #197 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #97 | gooified mineral matter | 25 |
| #16 | government requisition form | 392 |
| #13 | gravy skin | 4 |
| #305 | green beer | 49 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #77 | grog nuts | 4 |
| #37 | groggipop | 1 |
| #50 | grogpagne | 11 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4 | half-digested rat | 158 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #40 | hard cocoa | 6 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #9 | honey bun of Boris | 6 |
| #50 | hot watered rum | 115 |
| #70 | hot wine | 3 |
| #36 | huge Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #182 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #29 | intact anemone spike | 361 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #37 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #133 | lost elf luggage | 5 |
| #6 | lucky moai statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #766 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #234 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #318 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #337 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #423 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #480 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #70 | meatspout staff | 2 |
| #46 | metal meteoroid | 26 |
| #8 | military candy cane | 14 |
| #36 | mime army shotglass | 2 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #37 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #4 | moai toai | 207 |
| 🥈 | moaiball | 1 |
| #51 | moist Crimbo spices | 227 |
| #144 | mooseflank | 26 |
| #12 | moosemeat pie | 23 |
| #118 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 13 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #49 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #70 | officer's nog | 7 |
| #88 | old sweatpants | 786 |
| #65 | old-school pirate grog | 3 |
| #34 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| #44 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #56 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #40 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 2 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #13 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 4 |
| #25 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #25 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #25 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #26 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #27 | paint palette | 1 |
| #33 | peace turkey outline | 2 |
| #6 | peanut brittle shield | 418 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #58 | pegfinger | 3 |
| #42 | peppermint bomb | 9 |
| #86 | peppermint eel sauce | 148 |
| #25 | peppermint pegleg | 7 |
| #83 | peppermint tack | 5 |
| #65 | peppermint-scented socks | 7 |
| #55 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 13 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #131 | pickled bread | 2 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #228 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #68 | plastic passion fruit | 34 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #42 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #56 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #58 | portable dam | 2 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #46 | prescription teeth whitener | 2 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #38 | projectile chemistry set | 52 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #78 | red and white claret | 4 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #303 | red-and-green sweater | 9 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #12 | room scale green bean casserole | 13 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #29 | salmagumdi | 6 |
| #131 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #128 | sandwich of the gods | 19 |
| #67 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 2 |
| #33 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 2 |
| #13 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #12 | shadow chef's hat | 2 |
| #10 | shadow hammer | 2 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #7 | shadow needle | 2 |
| #10 | shadow trousers | 2 |
| #5 | shadowy cheat sheet | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #74 | shipwright's hammer | 2 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #303 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #73 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 118 |
| #6 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #128 | spirit gum | 33 |
| #31 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 55 |
| #31 | stale cheer wine | 49 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #787 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #59 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #439 | stuffed martini | 20 |
| #97 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 11 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #4 | sugar shorts | 454 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #98 | sundae ration | 2 |
| #92 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 22 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #49 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #116 | thick walrus blubber | 15 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #16 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #118 | tiny bomb | 12 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
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| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
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| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
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| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
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| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
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| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
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| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
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| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #1765 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
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| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
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| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
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| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #864 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
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| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
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| #7 | turchucken | 1 |
| #32 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
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| #22 | unoccupied sheep suit | 2 |
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| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #30 | untorn tearaway pants package | 2 |
| #451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
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| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #152 | waterlogged cloth | 3 |
| #178 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #141 | waterlogged metal | 4 |
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| #137 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
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| #81 | whalesteak | 5 |
| #125 | whiskey in a broken glass | 17 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #46 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #35 | wristwatch of the white knight | 2 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
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