Museum :: CreOsOTe

CreOsOTe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#87	"DRINK ME" potion	580
#115	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	15
#188	1-ball	39
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#46	100-Watt bulb	2
#30	11-leaf clover	161
🥈	17-ball	6
#4	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2,481
#210	2-ball	30
#198	3-ball	35
#341	30669 scroll	25
#112	33398 scroll	223
#454	334 scroll	10
#80	37x37x37 puzzle cube	65
#190	4-ball	37
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#153	5-ball	49
#192	6-ball	35
#248	668 scroll	4
#178	7-ball	45
#190	8-ball	194
#58	9-ball	24
#54	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	16
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#10	A Guide to Burning Leaves	5
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#62	Alewife™ Ale	49
#74	Alice's Army Alchemist	21
#87	Alice's Army Bowman	9
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#103	Alice's Army Coward	6
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#16	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	3
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#74	Alice's Army Guard	21
#61	Alice's Army Halberder	26
#84	Alice's Army Hammerman	9
#52	Alice's Army Horseman	14
#73	Alice's Army Lanceman	10
#71	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	21
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#71	Alice's Army Ninja	23
#78	Alice's Army Nurse	22
#71	Alice's Army Page	22
#72	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	22
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#69	Alice's Army Spearsman	22
#62	Alice's Army Swordsman	26
#57	Alice's Army Wallman	29
🥉	Alice's Army booster box	4
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#43	Ambitious Turkey	41
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#200	Amulet of Yendor	112
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#554	Angry Farmer candy	125
#243	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#23	Arrow (+1)	311
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#158	Atomic Pop	3
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#33	Azurite	300
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#745	BGE merchandise order form	3
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#262	BRICKO brick	282
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#8	Bag o' Tricks	5
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
#230	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	43
#63	Barulio's bottle	10
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	10
🥈	Beach Comb Box	7
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
🥉	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	4
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#10	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	25
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#117	Bit O' Ectoplasm	24
#137	BitterSweetTarts	10
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#8	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	4
#96	Blackfly Chardonnay	97
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#65	Blizzards I Have Died In	8
#39	Blue Diamond of Honesty	12
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#91	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	2
#8	Boosty Juice	4
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#194	Boris's ring	9
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#14	Bowlet	16
#7	Boxing Day care package	3
#828	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
🥇	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	8
#1057	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#46	C.H.U.M. knife	16
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#9	Camp Scout backpack	4
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#15	Choker of the Ultragoth	5
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
🥇	Clan Floundry	3
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#101	Clara's bell	2
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#168	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	3
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#49	Coinspiracy	337
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#388	Cold Hots candy	14
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
🥉	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	4
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#20	Cornbeefadon	8
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#74	Cosmic Calorie	794
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#312	Crimbo Credit	18
#7	Crimbo Factory surprise box	192
#9	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	5
#162	Crimbo candied pecan	122
#173	Crimbo fudge	121
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#148	Crimbo peppermint bark	146
#437	Crimbo pie	4
🥉	Crimbo sapling	3
#46	Crimbo stocking	2
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#1504	Crimbuck	178
#5	Crown of Thrones	5
#1166	Crown of the Goblin King	20
🥉	DIY protonic accelerator kit	3
#179	Daffy Taffy	187
#34	Daisy's unclean bloomers	5
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#43	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#290	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#5	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	3
#43	Disgeist	3
#9	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#706	Dolphin King's crown	6
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#73	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#1338	Drowsy Sword	8
#81	Dump Truck	1
#222	Dyspepsi-Cola	331
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#20	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#29	Eye Agate	313
#888	FDKOL commendation	4
#26	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	6
#7	FantasyRealm membership packet	3
#269	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	39
#1023	Feynman gate	7
#105	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
#13	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	3
🥇	Folder Holder	10
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#17	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	3
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#77	Frosty's old silk hat	2
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#193	Gaia beads	19
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#34	Game Grid ticket	1,046
#45	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	204
🥉	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	4
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#139	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
#742	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
#135	Gnollish toolbox	52
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#683	Go-Wassail	15
#569	Goodfella contract	23
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#14	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	6
#348	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#5	Grimacite gat	1
🥈	Grimacite girdle	1
🥈	Grimacite go-go boots	1
🥉	Grimacite gorget	1
#8	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	4
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
🥈	Guzzlr application	4
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#15	Hell ramen	850
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#10	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	3
#15	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	3
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#380	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
#460	Imp Ale	347
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#716	Instant Karma	5
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#7	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	4
#202	Jarlsberg's earring	7
#44	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#622	Jocko Homo's head	3
#312	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#121	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	22
#15	Juju Mojo Mask	3
#13	Junior Adventurer's kit	2
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#63	Kevlar balloon	3
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#85	Knob Goblin firecracker	317
#42	Knob Goblin lunchbox	70
#170	Knob Goblin tongs	111
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#8	Kramco Industries packing carton	3
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LT&T telegraph office deed	8
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#86	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#18	Libram of BRICKOs	3
#24	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	3
#29	Libram of Divine Favors	2
#44	Libram of Love Songs	2
🥉	Loathing Legion knife	6
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#449	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	80
#16	Lucky Surprise Egg	892
#718	M-242	9
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#743	Mad Train wine	76
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#307	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	29
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#6	MayDay™ contract	4
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#13	Meat detector	27
#18	Mer-kin foodbucket	327
#24	Mer-kin hallpass	4
#14	Mer-kin pressureglobe	110
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#122	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	784
#426	Microplushie: Bropane	22
#445	Microplushie: Dorkonide	7
#361	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	12
#361	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	6
#335	Microplushie: Gothochondria	24
#331	Microplushie: Hippylase	38
#254	Microplushie: Hipsterine	5
#427	Microplushie: Hobomosome	12
#433	Microplushie: Otakulone	26
#324	Microplushie: Raverdrine	22
#353	Microplushie: Sororitrate	26
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#972	Mob Penguin cellular phone	13
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#81	Morto Moreto	2
#30	Mr. Accessaturday	1
🥈	Mr. Accessory	370
#4	Mr. Accessory Jr.	6
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#73	Mr. Joe's bangles	16
#211	Mr. Mediocrebar	260
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#18	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	2
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#38	Mylar balloon	11
#303	NG	2
#384	NPZR chemistry set	9
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#15	Neverending Party invitation envelope	3
#5	New-You Club Membership Form	3
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#9	Nose Ring of Putrescence	10
#197	Now and Earlier	24
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#14	Operation Patriot Shield	3
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#5	Our Daily Candles™ order form	4
#55	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	247
🥈	Pack of Every Card	12
🥈	Pantsgiving	5
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#10	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	3
#112	Piddles	13
#7	Platinum Yendorian Express Card	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#8	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	4
#124	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	14
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#77	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	13
#130	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	10
#85	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	13
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	16
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	6
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#74	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	19
#197	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	4
#163	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	11
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	17
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	15
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	22
#80	Polka Pop	13
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#18	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	29
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#195	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	5
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#9	Putrid Pendant	5
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
🥉	Radio KoL Patch	2
#88	Raggedy Hippy doll	6
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#222	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	8
#40	Ring of Fire	2
#14	Ring of the Sewer Snake	5
#231	Rock Pops	214
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#701	SPF 451 lip balm	2
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#588	Schrödinger's thermos	18
#24	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	3
#90	Senior Mints	227
#153	Sensual Massage for Creeps	7
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#393	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
🥈	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	5
#193	Snow Queen Crown	18
🥉	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	8
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#171	Spam Witch sammich	326
#19	Spooky Surprise Egg	1,007
#260	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	19
#264	Steal This Candy	9
#437	Summer Nights	3
#128	Supernova Champagne	62
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
🥈	Tales of the Word Realms	3
#7	Talisman of Baio	6
#12	Talisman of Bakula	1
#236	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	314
#252	The Art of Slapfighting	4
#256	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	5
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#218	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	17
#5	The Confiscator's Grimoire	4
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#18	The Ring	5
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#38	The Smith's Tome	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#76	Thorny Toad trading card	2
#273	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#837	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#256	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	1
#152	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#177	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	1
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#445	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#2345	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#21	Tome of Clip Art	4
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#21	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	3
#34	Travels with Jerry	13
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
#180	Trollhouse cookies	290
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#182	Tuesday's ruby	15
#442	Typical Tavern swill	6
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#754	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	5
#230	Uncle Romulus	5
🥉	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	3
#8	Unspeakable Earring	5
#25	Unspeakachu	9
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#174	WA	2
#14	Waifuton	1
#425	Wand of Nagamar	12
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#487	Wint-O-Fresh mint	24
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#5	X-32-F snowman crate	2
#251	Yakisoba's hat	6
#160	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	5
#119	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	127
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#284	Yummy Tummy bean	729
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#439	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#40	Zoodriver	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#38	a little sump'm sump'm	209
#329	abominable snowcone	45
#109	accidental cider	26
#62	accord ion	5
#70	accordion file	1
#70	accordionoid rocca	3
#161	acid-squirting flower	28
#145	adder bladder	101
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#178	agua de vida	12
#37	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#27	albatross necklace	5
#83	all-purpose cleaner	118
#21	all-purpose flower	12
#63	alphabet gum	37
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#816	ammonite fossil	3
#248	amulet of extreme plot significance	68
#124	ancient Magi-Wipes	102
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#53	angel-food cake	1
#116	anniversary balloon	11
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#142	annoying pitchfork	17
#109	ant agonist	36
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#260	ant sickle	1
#737	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#384	antique souvenir drawing	2
#57	apathetic lizardman doll	3
#369	around the world	3
#195	arrowgram	3
🥉	arse-a'fire elixir	47
#157	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	2
#7	artisanal homebrew gift package	14
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#288	asparagus knife	27
#769	aspirin	1
#17	astral badger	3
#259	astral mushroom	47
#273	astronaut pants	34
#692	atomic vector plotter	3
#251	awful poetry journal	599
🥇	baby camelCalf	4
#12	baby chest mimic	7
#721	baby killer bee	12
#108	babycakes	2
#53	backwoods screwdriver	53
#367	baconstone	22
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#369	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	18
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#6	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	10
#502	tiny plastic fruit golem	14
#1212	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	15
#1048	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	17
#1049	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	17
#638	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	11
#132	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	9
#548	tiny plastic goth giant	13
#1842	tiny plastic grue	10
#649	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	11
#845	tiny plastic hermit	6
#221	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
#1289	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	14
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#1376	tiny plastic killer bee	13
#602	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	12
#1222	tiny plastic leprechaun	15
#2242	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#579	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	12
#19	tiny plastic locomotive	2
#26	tiny plastic mime executive	3
#46	tiny plastic mime functionary	2
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#44	tiny plastic mime soldier	2
#545	tiny plastic moneybee	8
#1386	tiny plastic mosquito	13
#22	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	2
#406	tiny plastic mumblebee	11
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#497	tiny plastic ninja snowman	15
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#36	tiny plastic orphan	2
#18	tiny plastic passenger car	2
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#180	tiny plastic peacannon	12
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#34	tiny plastic reindeer	2
#1644	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	11
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#691	tiny plastic scary clown	11
#10	tiny plastic sea elf	5
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#37	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	3
#577	tiny plastic senile lihc	12
#157	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	7
#608	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	12
#696	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
#587	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	12
#1054	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	17
#505	tiny plastic spooky vampire	14
#1824	tiny plastic stab bat	10
#112	tiny plastic star starfish	105
#334	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#510	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	18
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#505	tiny plastic taco cat	14
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#864	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
#647	tiny plastic topiary golem	11
#45	tiny plastic trollipop	6
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#612	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	12
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#45	tiny plastic warbear fortress	4
#1447	tiny plastic warwelf	5
#1221	tiny plastic whitesnake	6
#28	tiny plastic wild beaver	2
#10	tiny plastic yuleviathan	6
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#81	tiny shaker of salt	20
#364	tip jar	2
#265	tisket	1
#298	toast	4,035
#62	tomato juice of powerful power	102
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1139	tooth	2
#116	toothbrush	16
#915	toothsome rock	10
#2068	top	1
#266	torn hellseal sinew	19
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#828	towel	9
#24	toy Crimbot power glove	2
#612	toy crazy train	14
#477	toy deathbot	2
#1444	toy hoverpad	2
#361	toy jet pack	21
#921	toy maglev monorail	1
#496	toy mercenary	13
#500	toy ray gun	19
#44	toy six-seater hovercraft	2
#702	toy soldier	2
#517	toy space helmet	16
#1384	toy train	1
#1821	toy wheel	1
#511	tree-eating kite	66
#285	tropical orchid	8
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#150	tulip	5
#21	tuning fork	10
#183	turtle pheromones	23
#929	turtle totem	21
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#113	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#127	twinkly wad	3,380
#625	twitching claw	8
#229	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
#5	unemployed hunchbacked minion	2
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
🥈	uniclops egg	4
#144	unidentified jerky	187
#6	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	3
#1890	unstable laser battery	28
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#168	upsy daisy	42
#20	urchin roe	2
#365	urinal cake	5
#471	useless powder	254
#403	valuable trinket	211
#1001	vampire duck-on-a-string	8
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#11	vampire pearl necklace	4
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#6	vampyric cloake pattern	5
#7	velvet choker	52
#37	vial of holy water	111
#165	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	138
🥇	vodka stratocaster	3,804
#7	voter registration form	4
#318	wad of dough	148
#81	walrus-tusk earring	13
#586	wang	1
#239	water pipe bomb	265
#83	water purification pills	212
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#525	wheel	7
#70	white balloon	1,009
#296	white candy heart	102
#218	white chocolate chip cookies	19
#606	white chocolate chips	8
#807	white class ring	4
#168	white lightning	101
#304	white pixel	102
#5	white-label gin	3
#313	whoopie cushion	98
#42	willyweed	91
#289	wind-up chattering teeth	108
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#10	wizard action figure	3
#239	wolf mask	140
#1221	wooden block	1
#40	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
#9	wrapped candy cane sword cane	8
#82	wreath of laurels	7
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#220	wussiness potion	84
#301	x-ray specs	74
#10	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	2
#90	yak skin	21
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#334	yellow candy heart	119
#286	yellow glowstick	5
#73	yellow paisley oyster egg	27
#35	yellow pixel	369
#76	yellow plastic oyster egg	49
#248	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9
#312	yellow snowcone	106
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
🥇	yield shield	1
#371	yo	26
#2364	yo-yo	1
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2

Wow, that's 3,122,111 items total!

what items are this player missing?