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eav

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#70	"DRINK ME" potion	834
#79	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#100	"KICK ME" sign	2
#46	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	32
#18	"caramel" orange	113
#60	"meat" stick	11
#138	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#190	1-ball	38
#26	100-Watt bulb	9
#4	11-leaf clover	2,500
#79	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	156
#21	1952 Mickey Mantle card	610
#250	2-ball	22
#7	20-lb can of rice and beans	113
#26	25-meat staff	17
#157	3-ball	49
#67	30669 scroll	154
#122	33398 scroll	200
#63	334 scroll	108
#63	37x37x37 puzzle cube	107
#197	4-ball	35
🥇	4-d camera	2,000
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#156	4-dimensional guitar	14
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#210	5-ball	29
#54	5-hour acrimony	69
#219	6-ball	28
#41	64067 scroll	15
#39	668 scroll	59
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#248	7-ball	25
#218	8-ball	162
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#31	8-bit banana	12
#253	9-ball	4
#7	99.44% pure math	35
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#40	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#20	A Light that Never Goes Out	16
#216	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#26	Aerheads	2
#53	Affirmation Cookie	4
#28	Afternoon Delight	24
#50	Aggressive Carrot	20
#45	Agitated Turkey	2
#7	Aldebaran sardines	13
🥉	Alewife™ Ale	2,331
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#103	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#108	Alice's Army Bowman	6
#143	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#111	Alice's Army Coward	5
#154	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#118	Alice's Army Guard	9
#131	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#132	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#125	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#132	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#121	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	9
#159	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#112	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#114	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#118	Alice's Army Page	9
#135	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	6
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#128	Alice's Army Swordsman	7
#98	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
#9	Ambitious Turkey	1,287
#5	Amnesiac Ale	32
#31	Amulet of Yendor	609
#69	Ancient Protector Soda	10
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1069	Angry Farmer candy	30
#316	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#16	Ankh of Badahnkadh	143
#11	Apathargic Bandersnatch	3
#43	Arrow (+1)	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#141	Atomic Comic	3
#13	Atomic Pop	116
#23	Aura Libre	8
#10	AutumnFest ale	943
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#102	BACON	203
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#362	BGE merchandise order form	11
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#1378	BGE shotglass	3
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#7	BOOterfinger	80
#9	BOOtonniere	7
#27	BRAINS shorts	50
#175	BRICKO brick	1,284
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#247	BRICKO eye brick	97
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#10	BROS Energy Drink	213
#14	Bag o' Tricks	3
#183	Baja sopapilla	5
#9	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	267
#82	Barulio's bottle	6
#7	Bash-Ōs boxtop	87
#95	Bash-Ōs cereal	9
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#8	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	3
#82	Battlie Light Saver	12
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#14	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#98	Ben-Gal™ Balm	21
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#61	Big Punk	5
#68	Bit O' Ectoplasm	46
#45	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#59	BitterSweetTarts	98
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#7	Black Body™ spray	174
#45	Black Hole	2
#223	Black No. 2	33
#17	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#4	Blood 'n' Plenty	159
#28	Blood Light	116
#7	Bloody Nora	130
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#25	Boletus Broletus mushroom	5
#45	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#4	Bone's Farm "wine"	100
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#6	Boosty Juice	5
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#6	Boris's Helm	3
#7	Boris's beer	16
🥈	Boris's bread	271
#50	Boris's key lime	14
#186	Boris's key lime pie	6
#29	Boss Drops	97
#21	Boulevardier cocktail	21
#74	Bowlet	1
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#59	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#16	Breathitin™	3
#731	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#18	Bruno's blessing of Mars	30
🥇	Buddy Bjorn	4
#9	Bugbearclaw Donut	96
#7	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	3
#118	Bulky Buddy Box	24
#22	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	38
#17	Bustle Hustler	13
#14	Buttery Boy	1
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#49	CRIMBCOIDS mints	33
#89	CRIMBCOLOAF	21
#13	CSA all-purpose soap	820
#11	CSA bravery badge	1,502
#14	CSA cheerfulness ration	931
#13	CSA discount card	1,521
#215	CSA fire-starting kit	60
#30	CSA obedience grenade	624
#24	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	863
#4	Caipiranha	101
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#5	Camp Scout pup tent	5,160
#9	Candicaine	89
🥈	Candy Alexander	115
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#54	Celsius 233	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#26	Centauri fish wine	4
#24	Cerebral Crossbow	13
#34	Chakra Libre	3
#47	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
🥈	Chateau Mantegna room key	3
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
#207	Cherry Cloaca Cola	7
#49	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#82	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#10	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	4
#16	Choco-Mint patty	115
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#4	Chorale of Companionship	8
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
🥉	Chubby and Plump bar	1,499
#13	Churchill	10
#16	Citrus Crush wine cooler	27
🥈	Clan Carnival Game	2
🥈	Clan Floundry	2
#39	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
🥉	Clan looking glass	2
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#111	Claybender glasses	3
#24	Climate Colada	2
#7	Cloaca Cola Polar	2,181
#814	Cloaca grenade	13
#981	Cloaca-Cola	14
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#386	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#64	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	24
#71	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#24	Coily™	3
#154	Coinspiracy	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#310	Cold Hots candy	22
#28	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	33
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#54	Comet Drop	2
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
#24	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	120
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#20	Cornbeefadon	8
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#45	Corpse Island iced tea	79
#23	Crazymaker	12
#59	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#34	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	98
#13	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	3
#14	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#14	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	3
#441	Crimbo Credit	4
#119	Crimbo Factory surprise box	25
#21	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	3
#39	Crimbo candied pecan	1,000
#81	Crimbo candle	3
#10	Crimbo cookie sheet	37
#107	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#59	Crimbo dinner	13
#139	Crimbo food scraps	18
#48	Crimbo fudge	773
#21	Crimbo paste	25
#45	Crimbo peppermint bark	720
#18	Crimbo pie	542
#31	Crimbo salad	15
#7	Crimbo sapling	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#224	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
🥉	Crimbo ukulele	19
#37	Crimbo wreath	11
#21	Crimbojito	30
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#14	Crimbomega drive chain	6
#258	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#57	Crimbosmopolitan	20
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#169	Crimbot battery	6
#225	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	13
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	14
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#212	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	14
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#178	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	20
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#160	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	24
#241	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#307	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#511	Crimboween memo	20
#71	Crimboysters Rockefeller	6
#59	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	9
#57	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	4
#34	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	363
#81	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#55	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#121	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#214	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	8
#59	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	19
#46	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer shirt	4
#82	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#61	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#63	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
#115	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1967	Crimbuck	44
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1962	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#82	D roll	164
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
#31	DUFRESNE Suds	244
#139	Daffy Taffy	263
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	372
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	337
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	377
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	378
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	377
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	310
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	350
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#45	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#6	Dear Past Self Package	2
#11	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	200
#21	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	34
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#15	Dinsey Whinskey	9
#12	Dinsey food-cone	6
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#11	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#17	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#162	Divine	5
#10	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	19
#168	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	23
#332	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	24
#42	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#86	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	21
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#30	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#13	Dogsgotnonoz pills	49
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#601	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	7
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#10	Drac & Tan	29
#28	Dramatic™ range	73
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#105	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	76
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
🥈	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	42
#20	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	2
#83	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#1823	Drowsy Sword	4
🥉	Drunk Uncles holo-record	130
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#52	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#14	Dump Truck	26
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#74	Duskwalker syringe	12
#30	Dust bunny	344
#707	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#305	Dyspepsi-Cola	232
#772	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#133	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	30
#333	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#12	Earth, Wind and Firewater	18
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#16	Ecto-Cooler	55
#6	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#26	Effermint™ tablets	280
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#240	Eldritch snap	1
#134	Elf Army machine parts	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#87	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#97	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#76	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#54	Elf Guard MPC	4,909
#50	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#41	Elf Guard broom	1
#53	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#63	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#71	Elf Guard eyedrops	5
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#4	Elf Guard hangover cure	11
#60	Elf Guard honor present	3
#43	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#50	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#39	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#60	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#44	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#113	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#56	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#51	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#81	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#80	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#112	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	5
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#24	Elizabeth's paintbrush	14
#8	Ellsbury's skull	9
#469	Elmley shades	1
#32	Elvish delight	23
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#24	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#37	Event Horizon	4
#157	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#21	Every Day is Like This Sundae	8
#21	Extrovermectin™	4
#19	Eye and a Twist	15
#397	FDKOL commendation	681
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#126	FDKOL hotcakes	78
#38	Fabiotion	1
#12	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	15
#245	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#7	FantasyRealm membership packet	3
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#25	Feliz Navidad	2
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#14	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	193
#22	Fettris	4
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#30	Finnish Fish	2
#18	Firewater	10
#169	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#9	Five Second Energy™	11
#35	Flamin' Whatshisname	23
#50	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#31	Flaming Sazerorc	5
#47	Flaskfull of Hollow	477
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#36	Flying Caipiranha	2
#53	Fog Murderer	5
#15	Folder Holder	2
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#222	Frat Army FGF	18
#67	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	6
#41	Freddy Kruegerand	502
#31	French bronilla brogurt	2
🥇	French slippers	1
🥉	Friendliness Beverage	2,200
#11	Frogade	302
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#83	Frosty's arm	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#86	Frosty's frosty mug	23
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#39	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	9
#84	Fudgie Roll	3
#58	Fun-Guy spore	4
#37	FunFunds™	592
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#11	GOTO	1,891
#20	Gabarbar	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#143	Game Grid ticket	50
#18	Game Grid token	2,200
#6	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,436
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#19	Gathered Meat-Clip	12,000
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#6	Gene Tonic: Constellation	78
#17	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
🥉	Gene Tonic: Dude	105
#4	Gene Tonic: Elemental	27
#16	Gene Tonic: Elf	2
#11	Gene Tonic: Fish	20
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
🥉	Gene Tonic: Horror	94
🥈	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	109
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#16	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Pirate	4
#18	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
🥈	Gene Tonic: Weird	124
#126	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#38	Gets-You-Drunk	4
#22	Ghost Dog Chow	128
#14	Gin Mint	36
#44	Glo-Pop	7
#31	Glum berry	3
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#86	Gnollish flyswatter	38
#45	Gnollish pie server	43
#137	Gnollish pie tin	42
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#4	Gnollish sangria	126
#61	Gnollish slotted spoon	32
#20	Gnollish toolbox	751
#6	Gnomish sagngria	57
#26	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	14
#17	Go-Wassail	1,283
#9	God Lobster Egg	3
#23	Golden Light	3
#31	Golden Mean	3
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#33	Good 'n' Quiet	10
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#684	Goodfella contract	12
#4	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	2
#13	Gordon Bennett	150
#4	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	3
#66	Grasshopper	1
#36	Grateful Undead T-shirt	14
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#18	Great Older Fashioned	10
#22	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#21	Greatest American Pants	2
#29	Greek fire	9
#35	Green Burlap	3
#25	Green Giant	10
#78	Green Manalishi	23
#21	Green Muslin	5
#40	Green Velvet	2
#95	Groll doll	3
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#110	Gummi-DNA	13
#136	Gummi-Gnauga	28
#40	Gummy Brains	13
#9	Guzzlr application	2
#28	Hairpiece On Fire	10
#25	Hanukkimbo dreidl	2
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#27	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	180
#11	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	350
#48	Haymaker	1
#18	Hell broth	32
#26	Hell ramen	400
#15	Herring Daiquiri	10
#10	Herring Wallbanger	17
#28	Herringtini	4
#44	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
#22	Hide-rox™ cookie	6
🥉	Highest Bitter	104
#213	Hippy Army MPE	35
#39	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#83	Hodgman's blanket	14
#42	Hodgman's bow tie	2
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#21	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	3
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
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#40	yellow brick road	50
#77	yellow candy heart	1,000
#25	yellow drunki-bear	67
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#492	yellow gummi ingot	47
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#21	yellow pixel	2,142
#21	yellow pixel potion	3
#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#862	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#6	yellow puck	2
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#62	yellow seashell	1
#40	yellow snowcone	559
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#572	yeti fur	149
🥇	yield shield	1
#38	yo	191
#1349	yo-yo	10
#172	yohohoyo	18
#78	your own black heart	6
🥉	yule grog	24
#165	yule gruel	2
#48	yule hatchet	13
#21	yuletide troll chrysalis	3
#79	yummy death watch beetle	16
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#31	zmobie	54
#31	zombie	17
#40	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#184	zombie hollandaise	1
#19	zombie mariachi hat	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 1,401,761 items total!

what items are this player missing?