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eav

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#69	"DRINK ME" potion	834
#80	"Humorous" T-shirt	2
#106	"KICK ME" sign	2
#46	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	32
#17	"caramel" orange	113
#60	"meat" stick	11
#139	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	13
#9	0	1
#141	1,970 carat gold	1
#190	1-ball	38
#26	100-Watt bulb	9
#5	11-leaf clover	2,500
#79	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	156
#22	1952 Mickey Mantle card	610
#249	2-ball	22
#8	20-lb can of rice and beans	113
#26	25-meat staff	17
#158	3-ball	49
#67	30669 scroll	154
#122	33398 scroll	200
#62	334 scroll	108
#63	37x37x37 puzzle cube	107
#196	4-ball	35
🥇	4-d camera	2,000
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#210	5-ball	29
#54	5-hour acrimony	70
#219	6-ball	28
#41	64067 scroll	15
#39	668 scroll	59
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#247	7-ball	25
#216	8-ball	162
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#30	8-bit banana	15
#252	9-ball	4
#7	99.44% pure math	35
#194	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	5
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#38	A Guide to Burning Leaves	2
#20	A Light that Never Goes Out	16
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#215	ASCII shirt	10
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#27	Aerheads	2
#52	Affirmation Cookie	4
#28	Afternoon Delight	24
#52	Aggressive Carrot	20
#45	Agitated Turkey	2
#7	Aldebaran sardines	13
🥉	Alewife™ Ale	2,331
#16	Alexy sauce	2
#106	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#110	Alice's Army Bowman	6
#147	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#114	Alice's Army Coward	5
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#121	Alice's Army Guard	9
#135	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#136	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#127	Alice's Army Horseman	4
#135	Alice's Army Lanceman	4
#124	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	9
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#115	Alice's Army Ninja	10
#117	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#121	Alice's Army Page	9
#139	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	6
#102	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#132	Alice's Army Swordsman	7
#100	Alice's Army Wallman	11
#7	Alice's Army booster box	2
#8	Ambitious Turkey	1,375
#5	Amnesiac Ale	32
#30	Amulet of Yendor	625
#11	Ancient Protector Soda	76
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1351	Angry Farmer candy	14
#316	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#17	Ankh of Badahnkadh	143
#11	Apathargic Bandersnatch	3
#42	Arrow (+1)	1
#63	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#12	Atomic Pop	116
#23	Aura Libre	8
#14	AutumnFest ale	1,049
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#101	BACON	203
#312	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#361	BGE merchandise order form	11
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#1381	BGE shotglass	3
#235	BGE temporary tattoo	4
#316	BGE tiny plastic toy	4
#7	BOOterfinger	81
#9	BOOtonniere	7
#27	BRAINS shorts	50
#169	BRICKO brick	1,494
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#237	BRICKO eye brick	103
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#10	BROS Energy Drink	214
#14	Bag o' Tricks	3
#187	Baja sopapilla	5
#9	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	267
#83	Barulio's bottle	6
#7	Bash-Ōs boxtop	87
#95	Bash-Ōs cereal	9
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#8	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	3
#82	Battlie Light Saver	12
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#97	Ben-Gal™ Balm	21
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#299	Better Than Cuddling Cake	8
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	Big Punk	7
#68	Bit O' Ectoplasm	46
#40	Bit O' Quail Spleen	6
#59	BitterSweetTarts	98
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#7	Black Body™ spray	174
#44	Black Hole	2
#219	Black No. 2	34
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#4	Blood 'n' Plenty	159
#28	Blood Light	116
#7	Bloody Nora	130
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#26	Boletus Broletus mushroom	5
#43	Boltsmann ID badge	1
#4	Bone's Farm "wine"	100
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#6	Boosty Juice	5
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#74	Bordeaux Marteaux	2
#6	Boris's Helm	3
#8	Boris's beer	16
🥉	Boris's bread	271
#50	Boris's key lime	14
#187	Boris's key lime pie	6
#29	Boss Drops	97
#21	Boulevardier cocktail	21
#18	Bowl of Infinite Jelly	1
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#56	Bowlet	2
#14	Boxing Day care package	2
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#87	Brandonian footlocker key	12
#61	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	2
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#17	Breathitin™	3
#732	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	4
#18	Bruno's blessing of Mars	30
#4	Buddy Bjorn	3
#9	Bugbearclaw Donut	96
#7	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	3
#118	Bulky Buddy Box	24
#22	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	38
#18	Bustle Hustler	13
#14	Buttery Boy	1
#68	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	8
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#49	CRIMBCOIDS mints	33
#89	CRIMBCOLOAF	21
#13	CSA all-purpose soap	820
#11	CSA bravery badge	1,502
#15	CSA cheerfulness ration	932
#13	CSA discount card	1,532
#193	CSA fire-starting kit	82
#29	CSA obedience grenade	639
#23	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	884
#4	Caipiranha	101
#15	Camp Scout backpack	3
#5	Camp Scout pup tent	5,160
#9	Candicaine	89
🥈	Candy Alexander	115
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#55	Celsius 233	1
#75	Cement Mixer	1
#26	Centauri fish wine	5
#24	Cerebral Crossbow	13
#34	Chakra Libre	3
#48	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
🥈	Chateau Mantegna room key	3
#106	Cheer-Up soda	6
#200	Cherry Cloaca Cola	8
#49	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	3
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#9	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	4
#16	Choco-Mint patty	115
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#4	Chorale of Companionship	8
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
🥉	Chubby and Plump bar	1,499
#13	Churchill	10
#16	Citrus Crush wine cooler	27
🥈	Clan Carnival Game	2
🥈	Clan Floundry	2
#41	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
🥉	Clan looking glass	2
#12	Clan pool table	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#113	Claybender glasses	3
#24	Climate Colada	2
#6	Cloaca Cola Polar	2,285
#815	Cloaca grenade	13
#961	Cloaca-Cola	15
#723	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#534	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	5
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#386	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	6
#490	Cloaca-Cola shield	5
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#65	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	24
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#24	Coily™	3
#156	Coinspiracy	4
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#310	Cold Hots candy	22
#29	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	33
#212	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#42	Comet Drop	3
#36	Comma Chameleon egg	2
#12	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	2
#24	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	123
#9	Convincing People You Can See The Future	3
#21	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#20	Cornbeefadon	8
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#44	Corpse Island iced tea	80
#46	Covert Ops for Kids	3
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#23	Crazymaker	12
#60	Crimbeau de toilette	6
#29	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	102
#13	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	3
#14	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#14	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	3
#440	Crimbo Credit	4
#121	Crimbo Factory surprise box	25
#20	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	3
#41	Crimbo candied pecan	1,000
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#11	Crimbo cookie sheet	37
#112	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#60	Crimbo dinner	13
#141	Crimbo food scraps	18
#48	Crimbo fudge	829
#22	Crimbo paste	25
#45	Crimbo peppermint bark	720
#19	Crimbo pie	543
#31	Crimbo salad	15
#7	Crimbo sapling	2
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#229	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
🥉	Crimbo ukulele	19
#37	Crimbo wreath	11
#19	Crimbojito	32
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#14	Crimbomega drive chain	6
#260	Crimbonium fuel rod	4
#57	Crimbosmopolitan	20
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#169	Crimbot battery	6
#225	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	13
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	14
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	14
#129	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	11
#177	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	20
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#179	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	8
#159	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	24
#240	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	4
#308	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	6
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#512	Crimboween memo	20
#71	Crimboysters Rockefeller	6
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#76	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	9
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	4
#35	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	364
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#125	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	2
#242	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	8
#64	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#62	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	19
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#95	Crimbuccaneer shirt	4
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#64	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	2
#121	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	2
#1972	Crimbuck	44
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#68	Cursed Punch	2
#15	CyberRealm keycode	1
#81	D roll	165
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
#31	DUFRESNE Suds	244
#137	Daffy Taffy	263
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	385
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	352
🥉	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	322
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	385
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	385
🥈	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	323
🥇	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	368
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#42	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#189	Deactivated O. A. F.	4
#6	Dear Past Self Package	2
#10	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	202
#21	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	34
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#16	Dinsey Whinskey	9
#13	Dinsey food-cone	6
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#10	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	2
#16	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#162	Divine	5
#8	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	19
#168	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	23
#332	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	24
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#84	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	22
#54	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#31	Doc's Limbering Wine	2
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#15	Dogsgotnonoz pills	40
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#924	Dolphin King's crown	4
#489	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	11
#51	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#10	Drac & Tan	29
#28	Dramatic™ range	73
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#106	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	76
#14	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
🥈	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	42
#20	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	2
#84	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
🥉	Drunk Uncles holo-record	130
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#14	Dump Truck	26
#108	Duskwalker fangs	3
#74	Duskwalker syringe	12
#30	Dust bunny	344
#707	Dyspepsi grenade	15
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola	232
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#133	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	30
#331	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	2
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#46	Earth and Firewater	1
#12	Earth, Wind and Firewater	18
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#16	Ecto-Cooler	55
#6	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	2
#26	Effermint™ tablets	285
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#241	Eldritch snap	1
#143	Elf Army machine parts	5
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#89	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
#98	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#52	Elf Guard MPC	4,909
#53	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#64	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	3
#72	Elf Guard eyedrops	5
#64	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#4	Elf Guard hangover cure	11
#63	Elf Guard honor present	3
#43	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#50	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#63	Elf Guard mouthknife	3
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#43	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#88	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#85	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#118	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	5
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#499	Elfin shortbread	1
#24	Elizabeth's paintbrush	14
#8	Ellsbury's skull	9
#469	Elmley shades	1
#32	Elvish delight	24
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#815	Ent cider	4
#37	Event Horizon	4
#158	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#21	Every Day is Like This Sundae	8
#22	Extrovermectin™	5
#19	Eye and a Twist	15
#395	FDKOL commendation	681
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#126	FDKOL hotcakes	78
#38	Fabiotion	1
#13	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	15
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#247	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#7	FantasyRealm membership packet	3
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#26	Feliz Navidad	2
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#14	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	193
#19	Fettris	5
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#35	Finnish Fish	2
#18	Firewater	10
#170	Fitspiration™ poster	1
#9	Five Second Energy™	11
#35	Flamin' Whatshisname	23
#51	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#32	Flaming Sazerorc	5
#47	Flaskfull of Hollow	478
#21	Fleshazole™	1
#36	Flying Caipiranha	2
#53	Fog Murderer	5
#15	Folder Holder	2
#30	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	2
#46	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#222	Frat Army FGF	18
#67	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	6
#44	Freddy Kruegerand	502
#33	French bronilla brogurt	2
🥇	French slippers	1
🥉	Friendliness Beverage	2,200
#11	Frogade	302
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#86	Frosty's frosty mug	23
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#44	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#86	Fudgie Roll	3
#59	Fun-Guy spore	4
#36	FunFunds™	592
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#63	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#11	GOTO	1,891
#20	Gabarbar	1
#336	Gaia beads	6
#142	Game Grid ticket	50
#18	Game Grid token	2,200
#6	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1,436
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#37	Gathered Meat-Clip	1,700
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#6	Gene Tonic: Constellation	78
#17	Gene Tonic: Construct	3
🥉	Gene Tonic: Dude	105
🥉	Gene Tonic: Elemental	45
#16	Gene Tonic: Elf	2
#11	Gene Tonic: Fish	20
#20	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
🥉	Gene Tonic: Horror	94
🥈	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	110
#16	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
#17	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
#15	Gene Tonic: Pirate	4
#20	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
🥈	Gene Tonic: Weird	124
#125	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#39	Gets-You-Drunk	4
#21	Ghost Dog Chow	132
#14	Gin Mint	36
#45	Glo-Pop	7
#33	Glum berry	3
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#86	Gnollish flyswatter	38
#45	Gnollish pie server	43
#137	Gnollish pie tin	42
#140	Gnollish plunger	20
#4	Gnollish sangria	126
#61	Gnollish slotted spoon	32
#20	Gnollish toolbox	751
#6	Gnomish sagngria	57
#26	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	14
#17	Go-Wassail	1,283
#15	God Lobster Egg	2
#23	Golden Light	3
#31	Golden Mean	3
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#25	Good 'n' Quiet	11
#77	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#686	Goodfella contract	12
#4	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	2
#13	Gordon Bennett	150
#4	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	3
#66	Grasshopper	1
#35	Grateful Undead T-shirt	14
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#18	Great Older Fashioned	10
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#30	Greek fire	9
#35	Green Burlap	3
#25	Green Giant	10
#79	Green Manalishi	23
#21	Green Muslin	5
#40	Green Velvet	2
#97	Groll doll	3
#18	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	3
#110	Gummi-DNA	13
#135	Gummi-Gnauga	28
#39	Gummy Brains	13
#8	Guzzlr application	2
#28	Hairpiece On Fire	10
#14	Handsome Devil	25
#25	Hanukkimbo dreidl	2
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#26	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	180
#11	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	350
#49	Haymaker	1
#18	Hell broth	32
#26	Hell ramen	430
#15	Herring Daiquiri	10
#10	Herring Wallbanger	17
#28	Herringtini	4
#46	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
#22	Hide-rox™ cookie	6
🥉	Highest Bitter	104
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#199	warbear energy bracers	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#211	warbear foil hat	1
#118	warbear gyro	2
#314	warbear gyrocopter	2
#10	warbear high-efficiency still	8
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#40	warbear liquid lasers	5
#252	warbear liquid overcoat	2
#439	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#13	warbear superpotion	43
#303	warbear whosit	415
#109	warehouse key	8
#83	warehouse walkie-talkie	1
#18	warm fur	4
#4	warm gravy	50
#354	warm mushroom	4
#22	wasabi marble soda	41
#56	wasabi pocky	5
#23	wasabi-infused sake	24
🥈	washboard shield	1
#9	water balloon	15
#18	water log	4
#502	water pipe bomb	42
#76	water purification pills	240
#475	water wings	1
#56	water wings for babies	1
#120	water-polo cap	2
#61	water-polo mitt	2
#7	watered-down Red Minotaur	596
#145	waterlogged cloth	4
#152	waterlogged crate	1
#136	waterlogged leather	5
#121	waterlogged metal	7
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#18	watermelon	4
#4	wax banana	18
#8	wax booze	21
#6	wax lips	2
#29	weathered barrel	718
#17	weedy skirt	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#22	weird gazelle steak	10
#39	weremoose spit	27
#38	wet stew	14
#14	wet tack	8
#99	whale cerebrospinal fluid	3
#77	whalebone corset	22
#12	whalecake	10
#27	whalegun	2
#101	whalesteak	2
#317	wheel	11
#18	whet stone	13
#88	whimpering willow bark	4
#220	whip kit	1
🥈	whirled peas	50
#47	whisker pencil	120
#14	whiskey and cola	242
#177	whiskey and soda	6
#49	whiskey bittersweet	4
#13	whiskey sour	353
#25	white Canadian	233
#54	white Crimbo ball	160
#8	white Xanadian	456
#28	white arm towel	1
#423	white balloon	7
#24	white belt	3
#8	white blood cells	129
#58	white candy heart	1,000
#57	white chocolate and tomato pizza	59
#7	white chocolate chip brownies	112
#82	white chocolate chip cookies	96
#37	white chocolate chips	469
#96	white collar	22
#49	white elephant gift	1
#187	white hat hacker T-shirt	7
#136	white lightning	130
#50	white mana	9
#70	white page	6
#125	white picket fence	28
#148	white pixel	357
#7	white rice	672
#140	white satin pants	39
#74	white satin shield	40
#211	white snake skin	63
#97	white sword	77
#89	white tulip	3
#85	white wine	1
#7	whole roasted chicken	41
#7	whole turkey leg	952
#35	whoopie cushion	595
#128	wicker shield	43
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#8	willyweed	308
#129	wind-up Whatsian robot	2
#32	wind-up chattering teeth	602
#171	wind-up ensign	1
#452	wind-up meatcar	21
#9	wind-up navigation droid	80
#21	wind-up spider	65
#29	wind-up vampire teeth	14
#462	windchimes	10
#34	wine spritzer	46
#7	wings of fire	120
#172	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	346
#12	witch hat	33
#4	witch wart	58
#56	witch's brew	1
#195	witty rapier	25
#10	wizard action figure	3
#14	woim	3
#51	wok lobster	3
#309	wolf mask	91
#4	wolfskull mask	11
#196	wonderwall shield	6
#1221	wooden block	1
#47	wooden figurine	39
#60	wooden salad bowl	2
#141	wooden stakes	23
#97	wool hat	27
#47	wool sock	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#133	world's smallest violin	5
#191	worn tophat	10
#7	worst candy	180
#238	worthless gewgaw	30
#276	worthless knick-knack	30
#205	worthless trinket	30
#46	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#62	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#10	wriggling severed nose	18
#20	wriggling tentacle	6
#174	wussiness potion	102
#74	x-ray mirror	1
#33	x-ray specs	594
#4	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	3
#280	yak skin	2
#28	yakskin pants	7
#181	yam candy	1
#39	yellow brick road	50
#77	yellow candy heart	1,000
#25	yellow drunki-bear	67
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#492	yellow gummi ingot	47
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#21	yellow pixel	2,143
#21	yellow pixel potion	3
#51	yellow plastic hard hat	3
#765	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#6	yellow puck	2
🥉	yellow puck with a bow on it	1
#64	yellow seashell	1
#40	yellow snowcone	574
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#569	yeti fur	150
🥇	yield shield	1
#38	yo	191
#1348	yo-yo	10
#171	yohohoyo	18
#78	your own black heart	6
🥉	yule grog	24
#165	yule gruel	2
#48	yule hatchet	13
#21	yuletide troll chrysalis	3
#79	yummy death watch beetle	16
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#31	zmobie	54
#31	zombie	17
#39	zombie dinosaur egg	3
#188	zombie hollandaise	1
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 1,521,068 items total!

what items are this player missing?