In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 4,114 short.

• Überraschthexengebräu
• "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
• "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
• "honey" dipper
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 1.21 jigawatts
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 17-ball
• 18-picohertz resonator crystal
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 5-Alarm Saucepan
• 7-inch discus
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Safari
• A muse-bouche
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• ASCII fu manchu
• Abyssal ember
• Accordion of Jordion
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Agent Corrigan's cigarette
• Agent Mauve
• Aiolion
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army Sniper
• All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig
• Aluminum Epsilon of Humility
• Amanitee
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
• Angelhair Culottes
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apriling band helmet
• Argarggagarg's fang
• Arr, M80
• Arrrmetia trading card
• Artist's Butterknife of Regret
• Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness
• Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
• Artist's Spatula of Despair
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• Ax of L'rose
• Aye Aye
• Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth
• Azurite
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO stud
• BRICKO sword
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO turtle
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• BUBBLE GUM
• BURT
• Bal-musette accordion
• Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Bangyomaman battle juice
• Barney's rake
• Baron von Ratsworth's money clip
• Baron von Ratsworth's monocle
• Baron von Ratsworth's tophat
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
• Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
• Batfellow comic
• Beach Buck
• Beach Comb
• Bee's Knees
• Beignet Milgranet
• Belt of Howling Anger
• Belt of Loathing
• Bettie page
• Bicycle
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• Bjorn's Hammer
• Black Angus blackburger
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Blackfly Chardonnay
• Bling of the New Wave
• Bloodbath
• Blue Diamond of Honesty
• Bluzzard
• Bohemian rhapsody
• Bonerdagon necklace
• Bonestabber
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Boots of Twilight Whispers
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boris's ring
• Boss Bat bling
• Boss Bat britches
• Bowl of Scorpions
• Boxing Day Pass
• Brand of Violence
• Bright Water
• Brimstone Beret
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Bugfinder Blade
• Buttery Knob
• Byte
• C.H.U.M. chum
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• CRIMBCO lanyard
• CRIMBCO mug
• CRIMBCO scrip
• CRIMBCO wine
• Cajun accordion
• Calzone of Legend
• Can of Spaghetto
• Can-Can skirt
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Cerebral Cloche
• Cerebral Culottes
• Chalice of the Malkovich Prince
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charity's choker
• Charleston shoes
• Charter: Nellyville
• Ched
• Chef Boy, R&D's business card
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Chinese curse words
• Chroner
• Cincho de Mayo
• Cinco Mayo Lager
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clara's bell
• Claw of the Infernal Seal
• Cloak of Dire Shadows
• Cobra Bowl
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Codpiece of the Goblin King
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comet Pop
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Cookbook of the Damned
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Cracklin' Oat Bran
• Crepes a la Lune
• Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head
• Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug
• Crimbo dog sweater
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo stockings
• Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbo tree flocker
• Crimbomination Contraption
• Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
• Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher
• Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
• Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
• Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
• Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
• Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
• Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
• Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbough
• Crimbow Rainbo
• Crimbuccaneer nose ring
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Cycloney
• DNOTC Box
• Dad's brandy
• Daisy's unclean bloomers
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Danglin' Chad's loincloth
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Das Überkühlraum trading card
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dickory Farms Gift Basket
• Diet Cloaca Cola
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey face paint
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Disco Banjo
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Disgeist
• Dish of Clarified Butter
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Miracle Cure
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Drip Institute petri dish
• Drip harness
• Driplet
• Dripwood slab
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Dweebisol™ inhaler
• Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues
• Dyspepsi-Cola shield
• EMD holo-record
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Sombrero De Lopez
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato energy spear
• El Vibrato helmet
• El Vibrato leg guards
• El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Electric Punch
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Elron's Explosive Etude
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Enchanted Flyswatter
• Enchanted Plunger
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• Eye Agate
• FDKOL tattoo
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Faux
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flaming Mohobo
• Flan
• Flan in the Moon
• Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Friendly Turkey
• Frigid Northern Beans
• Frost™ brand sword
• Fu Manchu Wax
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Galapagosian Cuisses
• Game Grid valued membership card
• Garland of Greatness
• Garter of the Turtle Poacher
• Gauntlets of the Blood Moon
• Gazelleton
• Gearhead Goo
• Genalen™ Bottle
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hobo
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Penguin
• Gene Tonic: Plant
• Gene Tonic: Undead
• General Assembly Module
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Pinching Quarterly
• Giant black monolith
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glass Balls of the Goblin King
• Glenn's golden dice
• Globmule
• Gnollish Crossdress
• Gnollish casserole dish
• Gnomish toolbox
• Goggles of Loathing
• Gold Velvet™ whiskey
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Gorillape
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greaves of the Murk Lord
• Green Clover of Justice
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grey Guanon
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Gummi-Memory
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Guzzlrbuck
• Gygaxian Libram
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Half a Purse
• Hand in Glove
• Hand that Rocks the Ladle
• Handsome Devil
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Hatorade
• Heimandatz's heart
• Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Hellfire Spicy Beans
• Helm of the Scream Emperor
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's lucky sock
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Hot Socks
• How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Huggler Radio
• Humpty Dumplings
• Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace
• Iceberglar scarf
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Inndya trading card
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Hurricane
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• January's Garbage Tote
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jocko Homo's head
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Kashmir sweater
• Keese berry
• Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
• Kentucky-fried meat staff
• Kentucky-fried meat sword
• Kentucky-style derby
• Kevlar balloon
• Kiss the Knob apron
• Knob Goblin sharpening spray
• Knob Goblin stink bomb
• Knob Kitchen grab-bag
• Knob sausage stir-fry
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• Kokomo Resort Chip
• Krakrox's Loincloth
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• Kudzu slaw
• LARP carp
• LCD game: Burger Belt
• LCD game: Food Eater
• LCD game: Garbage River
• LED candle
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Elixir #3
• LOV Elixir #6
• LOV Elixir #9
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez
• Lapis Lazuli
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• LavaCo™ Lamp housing
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Lazybones™ recliner
• Lead Zeta of Chastity
• Leapin' Trousers
• Lederhosen of the Night
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lemonade-235
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Leonard's glasses
• Lepardner
• Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
• Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil
• Liam's mail
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Little Crimson Book
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lobster qua Grill
• Locust
• Lolsipop
• Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• Lucky Lindy
• Lucky Strikes holo-record
• Lump-Stacking for Beginners
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• MSG
• Mae West with a fly in it
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Mansquito's blood
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Secret Door Detection
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• Map to Kokomo
• Marltini
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery
• Master Thief's utility belt
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayo de Mayo™ mayo
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
• Meat Tenderizer is Murder
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Memory Disk, Alpha
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin headguard
• Mer-kin knucklebone
• Mer-kin mouthsoap
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin thighguard
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Mer-kin wordquiz
• Mer-kin worktea
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Meteoid ice beam
• Microplushie: Bropane
• Microplushie: Dorkonide
• Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid
• Microplushie: Fauxnerditide
• Microplushie: Gothochondria
• Microplushie: Hipsterine
• Microplushie: Hobomosome
• Microplushie: Otakulone
• Microplushie: Raverdrine
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Miserable Pie
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Missing Eye Simulation Device
• Misty Cape
• Misty Cloak
• Misty Robe
• Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Moon Pie
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Morbidda trading card
• More Humanitini than Humanitini
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Cheeng's spectacles
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Eh?
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Mudflap-Girl Earring
• Mudflap-Girl Ring
• Murgatroyd diode
• Muschat
• Mustardigrade
• My First Art of War
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• Mylar balloon
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• NG
• Nayztameetjoo trading card
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party guest pass
• New Cloaca-Cola
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Newman's Own Trousers
• Nickel Gamma of Frugality
• No Hats as Art
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Northern pemmican
• Nose Ring of Putrescence
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Nursine
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Okee-Dokee soda
• Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
• Oopsie IPA
• Oppossum
• Orange Star of Sacrifice
• Orangemageddon wine cooler
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oreille Divisée brandy
• Oscus's neverending soda
• Osk'r Chow
• Otorian Battle Scar
• PB&BP
• PVC staff
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Pasta Spoon of Peril
• Pastaco shell
• Peaclock
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Pener's drumstick
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phonus Balonus
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• Pink Heart of Spirit
• PirateRealm guest pass
• PirateRealm party hat
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Poison Oak trading card
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• Potion of Heroism
• Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
• Powerful Glove
• Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit
• Princess Rutabaga trading card
• Professor What T-Shirt
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Psycho From The Heat
• Puffstone cigar
• Purple Horseshoe of Honor
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• Rümpelstiltz
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Radberry Rip wine cooler
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Raggedy Hippy doll
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Red Army camouflage kit
• Red Balloon of Valor
• Red Fox glove
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Russian
• Red X Shield
• Retrospecs
• Riker's Search History
• Ring of Fire
• Ring of the Sewer Snake
• Rock and Roll Legend
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• Roman Candelabra
• Roo trading card
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• Ruffalo
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.
• S.S. Ticket
• SMOOCH bracers
• SMOOCH breastplate
• SMOOCH codpiece
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• SMOOCH kneepads
• SMOOCH soda
• SMOOCH spaulders
• STYX deodorant body spray
• Saccharine Maple pendant
• Safari Jack's moustache
• Saison du Lune
• Salsa Libre
• Salsa de las Epocas
• Sasq™ watch
• Saucepanic
• Sazuruk-hai
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scepter of Loathing
• Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Scuba Snack
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Seasonal Beret
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Sequestrian
• Serenity trading card
• Seven Loco
• Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion
• Shantix™
• Shield of Icy Fate
• Shrieking Weasel holo-record
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shudder
• Silly Little Love Song
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skull Punch
• Skullery Maid's Knee
• Skully's hot chocolate
• Sledgehamster
• Slippery Knob
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Slotter
• Smashmoth
• Smuggler's Punch
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Sockdollager
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• Source terminal ASHRAM chip
• Source terminal CRAM chip
• Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Source terminal INGRAM chip
• Source terminal SCRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
• Source terminal file: compress.edu
• Source terminal file: critical.enh
• Source terminal file: damage.enh
• Source terminal file: dram.ext
• Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
• Source terminal file: familiar.ext
• Source terminal file: gram.ext
• Source terminal file: portscan.edu
• Source terminal file: protect.enq
• Source terminal file: spam.ext
• Source terminal file: stats.enq
• Source terminal file: substats.enh
• Source terminal file: tram.ext
• Source terminal file: turbo.edu
• Sourfinger
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
• Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
• Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit Precipice
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spooky VHS Tape
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Squib
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Stabonic scroll
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grand Flambé
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Greasefire
• Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals
• Staff of the Kitchen Floor
• Staff of the Midnight Snack
• Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Short Order Cook
• Staff of the Soupbone
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Staff of the Walk-In Freezer
• Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron
• Staff of the Woodfire
• Star of Bravery
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
• Steamboat
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• Stephen's lab coat
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Stone Golem pebbles
• Straypler
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Superdrifter holo-record
• Superhero Reboots
• Sword of Dark Omens
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Sword of the Brouhaha Prince
• Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Spelunking
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
• Tears of the Quiet Healer
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Tesla's Electroplated Beans
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Author's ink
• The Author's inkwell
• The Big Book of Communism (used)
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Emperor's new hat
• The Emperor's new pants
• The Emperor's new shirt
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Firegate Tapes
• The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)
• The Landscaper's leafblower
• The Legendary Beat
• The Lot's engagement ring
• The Mariachi's guitar case
• The Necbronomicon (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Pigs holo-record
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Snake trading card
• The Snitch's Manifesto
• The Spirit of Giving (used)
• The Sword in the Steak
• The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants
• The Western Look
• They liver
• They liver popsicle
• They'll Love You In Rhinestones
• Thinknerd T-Shirt
• Third Eye
• Thorny Toad trading card
• Three Mile Island shorts
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bee statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold firefly statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold maggot statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold termite statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Cloak
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• Trafikoan
• Trash, a Memoir
• Treads of Loathing
• Trivial Avocations board game
• Trout Fishing in Loathing
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• UV monocular
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Ultrasoldier Serum
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Crimbo's hat
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld sapling
• Underworld truncheon
• Underworld trunk
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unspeakable Earring
• Unspeakachu
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Vamprey
• Van der Graaf helmet
• Vaporpoise
• Vaso De Agua trading card
• Velougats™
• Velvet Veil
• Venus flytrap
• Vial of jus de larmes
• Vicar's Tutu
• Victor's Spoils
• Vivian's Vitamin
• Volartta's bellbottoms
• Volcoino
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
• Wendtigo
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• Wet Russian
• White Dragon Fang
• Winifred's whistle
• Wolfman Nardz
• Work is a Four Letter Sword
• World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• Wrecked Generator
• Wrotz
• Wullabye
• X-37 gun
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian 5D printer
• Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian holo-training simcode
• Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter
• Xiblaxian polymer
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yakisoba's hat
• Ye Olde Navy Fleece
• Yeast of Boris
• Yellow Moon of Compassion
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Young Man's Cargo Load
• Young Man's Crew Sequester
• Yuleviathan necklace
• Zinc Delta of Tranquility
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a bug's lymph
• a suspicious address
• abyssal battle plans
• accord ion
• accordion file
• accordionoid rocca
• actual blood sausage
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adorable seal larva
• aerated diving helmet
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• affordable teak perch
• airblaster gun
• airplane tattoo
• alarm accordion
• albatross necklace
• alien animal goo
• alien animal milk
• alien gemstone
• alien hologram projector
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien rock sample
• alien source code printout (used)
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• all-purpose flower
• alpine watercolor set
• ancient calendar
• ancient hot dog wrapper
• ancient meat
• ancient medicinal herbs
• ancient oil painting of yourself
• ancient redwood
• ancient stone fist
• ancient stone head
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell powder
• anemone sauce
• angel-food cake
• anger blaster
• angry inch
• anise-flavored venom
• ankleweights
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary balloon
• anniversary balsa wood socks
• anniversary burlap belt
• anniversary concrete fedora
• anniversary pewter cape
• anniversary safety glass vest
• anniversary tiny latex mask
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-odor cream
• antique accordion
• antique beer
• antique tacklebox
• apathetic lizardman doll
• aquamariner's necklace
• aquamariner's ring
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• armored prawn
• around the world
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• asbestos crossbow string
• asbestos helmet turtle
• asbestos meat stack
• asbestos staff
• asbestos sword
• atomic vector plotter
• attention spanner
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• autocalliope
• autumnal aegis
• auxiliary backbone
• aviator goggles
• baby oil shooter
• babycakes
• backup camera
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone earring
• baconstone pendant
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bacteria bisque
• bad vibroknife
• bad-ass club
• badass belt
• bag of bones
• bag of random words
• bagged stuffed "L"
• baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• bakelite-covered bacon
• balaclava
• balanced antler
• ballast turtle
• balloon helmet
• baloney rotgut
• balsa plank
• balsam barrel
• baobab sap
• bar whip
• baritone accordion
• barrel beryl
• barrel beryl nose ring
• barrel beryl ring
• barskin buckler
• barskin loincloth
• basaltamander buckler
• basaltamander tongue
• basic meat crossbow
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• basic meat kilt
• basic meat pants
• basic meat skirt
• basic meat spork
• basic meat staff
• bastard baster
• bat hat
• bat whip
• bat wings
• batarang
• bath ball gift set
• batskin belt
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• beaver punch (cherry)
• beaver spear
• beefy pill
• beer cartilage
• beer-battered accordion
• beet
• beetle antenna
• bejeweled accordion strap
• bellhop bell
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• bezoar ring
• bi-lateral logic compressor
• big glob of skin
• big ol' trophy
• big red button
• big stirring stick
• biker's hat
• bindle of joy
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• bitter bowtie
• black BRICKO brick
• black belt
• black brandy
• black candygram
• black cherry soda
• black cowboy hat
• black gallstone
• black lotus
• black magic powder
• black velvet box
• blackberry galoshes
• blammer
• blank note
• blank white card
• blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail
• blob of wood glue
• blood roll-up
• blood snowcone
• blood-drive sticker
• blood-soaked sponge cake
• bloodstick
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue LavaCo Lamp™
• blue canary nightlight
• blue class ring
• blue lava globs
• blue money bag
• blue oyster badge
• blue plate
• blue pumps
• blue rocket
• blue shell
• blue suede shoes
• blue traffic cone
• blue velvet cake
• blueberry muffin
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• blunt cat claw
• blunt icepick
• bobcat grenade
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boilgun
• boiling broth
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone and arrows
• bone bandoneon
• bone crusher
• bone spurs
• boneana hammock
• bonedanna
• bonerang
• boning knife
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot knife
• boot plant
• booty chest charrrm
• booze bindle
• booze mailing list
• boozebomb
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of Crème de Fugu
• bottle of Evermore
• bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Lambada Lambic
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of Red-Out
• bottle of Sanguiovese
• bottle of anís
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of perfume
• bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
• bottled swamp gas
• bottoms of the barrel
• boulder
• bounty-hunting helmet
• bowl of Bounty-Os
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of petunias
• bowl of prescription candy
• bowl of topioca
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of hammers
• box of hickory chips
• box turtle
• boxcar turtle
• boxing-glove-in-a-box
• brain preservation fluid
• brainwave-controlled unicorn horn
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass crank handle
• brass dorsal fin
• brass stinger
• brazen bracelet
• bread basket
• bread mold
• breadchucks
• breakfast miracle
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• brigand brittle
• briny vinegar
• brittle plastic handle
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken beer bottle
• broken glass grenade
• broken high-temperature mining drill
• bronze
• bronze handcuffs
• bronze polish
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• buckler buckle
• buffalo dime
• bug juice
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bugged balaclava
• bulky free-range mushroom
• bull blubber
• bullet necklace
• bundle of firewood
• burnt snowpants
• burnt stick
• burst hellseal brain
• butterfly knife
• cactus monocle
• calle de miel with a fly in it
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire coffee
• campfire s'more
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• can cannon
• can of Minions-Be-Gone
• can of drain cleaner
• can of starch
• can of sterno
• can of the cheapest beer
• can opener
• can-you-dig-it?
• candied bolts
• candied nuts
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy cane candygram
• candy cane sword cane
• candy dog collar
• candy dress shoes
• candy knife
• candy mailing list
• candy necktie
• candy stick
• cane-mail pants
• capacitor relay
• capped blue lava bottle
• capped green lava bottle
• capped red lava bottle
• captured boozles
• carbon nanotube frame
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• cardboard box turtle
• cardboard crossbow
• cardboard staff
• carob brownies
• carob cannon
• carton of gaspers
• cartoon harpoon
• cast-iron legacy paddle
• cat o' nine teeth
• catskin buckler
• catskin cap
• celestial olive oil
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chakra malt
• chakra sludge
• chakra-mental wine
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cheap clip-on ninja tie
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheezburger
• cherry bomb
• chest barrel
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• chintzy seal pendant
• chintzy turtle brooch
• chiptune guitar
• chitin powder paste
• chocolate Ogre Chieftain
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate box
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate cigar
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate frosted sugar bomb
• chocolate leash
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate spurs
• chocolate-stained collar
• chrome crossbow string
• chrome helmet turtle
• chrome meat stack
• chrome staff
• chrome sword
• ciliophora chowder
• citrus-infused sake
• classy monkey
• claw-held flag
• clerical automa-core
• clingfilm cap
• clingfilm slippers
• clingfilm tangle
• clingfilm trousers
• clock-cleaning hammer
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork crossbow
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork pants
• clockwork staff
• clockwork sword
• clockwork trench coat
• closed-circuit pay phone
• clove-flavored lip balm
• clown whip
• clown wig
• clownskin belt
• clownskin buckler
• clownskin harness
• club of corruption
• club of the five seasons
• club sandwich
• coal contact lenses
• coal paperweight
• coal snakeskin
• cocoa of youth
• coffee pixie stick
• cold clusterbomb
• cold jelly
• collapsible baton
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat lover's locket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complicated device
• compounded experience
• compressed air canister
• computronic processing unit
• concentrated cooking
• confiscated love note
• congratulatory cake
• conquistador's breastplate
• cookbookbat book
• cool cat claw
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool mushroom casserole
• cooling iron breastplate
• cooling iron greaves
• cooling iron helmet
• cop dollar
• coping juice
• corned-beef Reuben
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted marrow
• corrupted stardust
• cosmic bucket
• cotton candy pinch
• counterfeit city
• cow poker
• cozy scarf
• cozy scimitar
• crabsicle
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crappy camera
• crate of fish meat
• crazy bastard sword
• cream of chloroplasts
• creepy-ass club
• crident
• crimbo elfling
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crowbar
• crude oil congealer
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal decanter
• crystalline light bulb
• crystalline reamer
• cube of ectoplasm
• cup of "tea"
• curdflinger
• cursed breeches
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed wishbone
• custom avatar form
• custom sixgun
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• cyber-mattock
• d10
• d12
• d4
• daddy shortlegs leg
• daily dungeon malware
• damp bar rag
• damp old wallet
• dark baconstone ring
• das boot
• day shortener
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated putty buddy
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• deadfall branch
• deadly nightshade
• debonair deboner
• decaying wooden oar
• decaying wooden paddle
• decaying wooden pole
• deck of lewd playing cards
• decomposed boot
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• delectable catalyst
• delectable fire ant
• delicious comfit?
• delicious stinkbug
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demon buckler
• demon makeup kit
• demon whip
• demon-horned hat
• demonic surgical gloves
• demonskin jacket
• denastified haunch
• denim axe
• dense meat crossbow
• dense meat staff
• dense meat sword
• dental pliers
• depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• depleted Grimacite shinguards
• depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• depleted uranium seal figurine
• designer sweatpants
• detective roscoe
• dethklok
• detour shield
• devil's-food cake
• dew yoana lei
• diabolic pizza cube
• diamond-studded fronts
• diamondback skin
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• disco horoscope (Aquarius)
• disco horoscope (Aries)
• disco horoscope (Capricorn)
• disco horoscope (Pisces)
• disco horoscope (Sagittarius)
• disco horoscope (Scorpio)
• disco horoscope (Taurus)
• disposable lighter
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• dollar sign
• dollar-sign bag
• dollop of barbecue sauce
• double barreled barrel gun
• double-barreled sling
• double-ice cap
• double-ice gum
• doubt cannon
• dreadful box
• dream of a dog
• dried gelatinous cube
• drinks tray
• dripping meat crossbow
• dripping meat staff
• dripping meat sword
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy nugget
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• drippy truncheon
• dromedary drinking helmet
• drone self-destruct chip
• dropped scrap of paper
• drug cocktail sauce
• duct tape buckler
• duct tape dockers
• duct tape fedora
• duct tape shirt
• duct tape wallet
• dude ranch souvenir crate
• dueling banjo
• dueling turtle
• dumb mud
• dungeon dragon chest
• dusty animal cranium
• dusty animal jawbone
• dusty animal skull
• dusty bottle of blood
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
• dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty fifth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth cervical vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first cervical vertebra
• dusty first lumbar vertebra
• dusty first thoracic vertebra
• dusty fourth caudal vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left clavicle
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left femur
• dusty left fibula
• dusty left fifth rib
• dusty left first front claw
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left first rib
• dusty left fourth front claw
• dusty left fourth rear claw
• dusty left fourth rib
• dusty left humerus
• dusty left kneecap
• dusty left ninth rib
• dusty left radius
• dusty left scapula
• dusty left second front claw
• dusty left second rear claw
• dusty left second rib
• dusty left seventh rib
• dusty left sixth rib
• dusty left tenth rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left third rear claw
• dusty left third rib
• dusty left thumb
• dusty left tibia
• dusty left twelfth rib
• dusty left ulna
• dusty ninth caudal vertebra
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right clavicle
• dusty right eighth rib
• dusty right eleventh rib
• dusty right femur
• dusty right fibula
• dusty right fifth rib
• dusty right first front claw
• dusty right first rear claw
• dusty right first rib
• dusty right fourth front claw
• dusty right fourth rear claw
• dusty right fourth rib
• dusty right humerus
• dusty right kneecap
• dusty right ninth rib
• dusty right radius
• dusty right scapula
• dusty right second front claw
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right second rib
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right sixth rib
• dusty right tenth rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right third rear claw
• dusty right third rib
• dusty right thumb
• dusty right tibia
• dusty right twelfth rib
• dusty right ulna
• dusty second caudal vertebra
• dusty second cervical vertebra
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh caudal vertebra
• dusty seventh cervical vertebra
• dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth caudal vertebra
• dusty sixth cervical vertebra
• dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
• dusty sixth thoracic vertebra
• dusty tenth caudal vertebra
• dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third caudal vertebra
• dusty third cervical vertebra
• dusty third lumbar vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war kilt
• dwarvish war mattock
• eXtreme meat crossbow
• eXtreme meat staff
• eXtreme meat sword
• earthenware muffin tin
• eaves droppers
• eelskin hat
• eelskin pants
• eelskin shield
• eggman noodles
• elbow soup
• electric copperhead potion
• electric crutch
• electric mushroom
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• elephant stinger
• eleven-foot pole
• elevent
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emergency margarita
• emo roe
• empty agua de vida bottle
• empty blowgun
• empty hourglass
• empty lava bottle
• enchanted leopard-print barbell
• enhanced signal receiver
• enticing mayolus
• envelope full of Meat
• epic cluster
• equal sign
• etched hourglass
• eternal knot tattoo
• evil googly eye
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton
• exotic orchid
• exotic parrot egg
• expensive cigar
• experimental serum G-9
• exploding cigar
• exploding gum
• exploding hacky-sack
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• extra-large palm-frond toupee
• extra-strength red potion
• extra-strength rubber bands
• extremely slippery nipple
• extremely wet T-shirt
• eye 'n' horn shampoo
• eyebrow lifter
• facehugging alien
• fake cocktail
• false eyelashes
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy ball mask
• fancy beer bottle
• fancy beer label
• fancy black tie
• fancy calligraphy pen
• fancy chess set
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy tophat
• fancy tuxedo pants
• farfalle bow tie
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fat bottom quark
• fat loot token
• fear condenser
• feathered headdress
• fertilized ghuol egg
• festive sausage
• festive warbear bank
• fettucini épines Inconnu
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• figurine of a charred seal
• figurine of a cold seal
• figurine of a cute baby seal
• figurine of a shadowy seal
• figurine of a sleek seal
• figurine of a slippery seal
• figurine of a stinking seal
• figurine of a wretched-looking seal
• figurine of an ancient seal
• figurine of an armored seal
• filet of The Fish
• filigreed hamethyst necklace
• filthy armor
• filthy monkey head
• filthy pestle
• fin-bit wax
• finger cuffs
• fire crackers
• fireball
• fireproof megaphone
• fireproof skip lid
• first-aid pouch
• fish head
• fish stick cozy
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone corset
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone kneepads
• fishcake
• fishelada
• fishin' hat
• fishy fish
• fishy pipe
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• fixed-gear bicycle
• fizzing spore pod
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flaming cardboard sword
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming glowsticks
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming nose
• flaming sword
• flamingo mallet
• flapper floppers
• flashy pirate dreadlocks
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of rainwater
• fleshy lump
• flickering pixel
• floaty gravel
• floaty rock
• floaty rock helmet
• floaty rock necklace
• floaty rock pants
• floorboard cruft
• floral print shirt
• floral-print skirt
• flyest of shirts
• flypaper staff
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• foam noodle
• foggy glass globe
• folder (D-Team)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (Jackass Plumber)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (Stinky Trash Kid)
• folder (Yedi)
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (blue)
• folder (catfish)
• folder (cyan)
• folder (heavy metal)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (magenta)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (red)
• folder (skull and crossbones)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (sports car)
• folder (sportsballs)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• food mailing list
• foon of fearfulness
• foon of fleshiness
• foon of foulness
• foon of frigidity
• foon of fulmination
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• forest tears
• fossilized demon skull
• fossilized necklace
• fountain 'soda'
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• free-range mushroom
• french-fry grabber
• fresh coat of paint
• fried air
• friendly cheez blob
• frigid derringer
• frigid-ass club
• frog lip-print
• frontwinder skin
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen mushroom
• frozen seal spine
• frozen turtle shell
• fruit bat
• fruity pebble
• full lava bottle
• fumble formula
• funny paper hat
• furniture dolly
• furry green earmuffs
• furry green turtle
• furry pill
• fustulent seal grulch
• fuzzy bracelets
• fuzzy busby
• fuzzy earmuffs
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gamer slurry
• garbage juice slurpee
• gasmask
• gator shades
• gattoo
• gauze shorts
• gazely stare
• gazing shoes
• gearbox necklace
• generic restorative potion
• genie bottle
• genie's bracers
• genie's pants
• genie's scimitar
• genie's turbane
• ghost accordion
• ghost shawl
• ghostly dagger
• giant O
• giant X
• giant breath mint
• giant clay ashtray
• giant diamond ring
• giant driftwood sculpture
• giant free-range mushroom
• giant neckbeard
• giant shrimp fork
• giant spider leg
• giant stuffed bugbear
• giant tube of black lipstick
• gift-a-pult
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded lily
• gill rings
• ginger beer
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread hoodie
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread robot
• gingerbread smartphone
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerbread wine
• gingernade
• gingerservo
• ginseng
• giraffe-necked turtle
• glacial clock
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of drippy wine
• glass of gnat milk
• glass of herbal tequila
• glass pie plate
• glass slipper
• glimmering great tit feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glistening staff
• glob of cream cheese
• glob of melted wax
• gloomy black mushroom
• glow-in-the-dark necklace
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing New Age crystal
• glyph of athleticism
• gnashing teeth
• gnatloaf
• gnatwing earring
• gnauga hide kilt
• gnauga hide vest
• gnawed-up dog bone
• gnoll-tooth necklace
• goblin autoblowgun
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• goblin hunting spear
• gold nuggets
• gold skull ring
• gold wedding ring
• golden banana
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• good ash
• good gravy
• goodberry
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly chest eyes
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• goulauncher
• gourmet gourami oil
• government per-diem
• government-issue identification badge
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• grass blade
• grass clippings
• grass hat
• grass skirt
• grass whistle
• graveyard snowglobe
• grease cannon
• grease gun
• grease trap
• great big capacitor
• great old fashioned
• greedy ghostling
• green BRICKO brick
• green candygram
• green cloth cap
• green eggnog
• green lava globs
• green pill
• green rock candy
• green traffic cone
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• grey cube
• grey down vest
• grimstone galoshes
• grimy lab coat
• grinning ghostling
• grizzled bearskin
• groggipop
• grogtini
• groovy prism necklace
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• grue egg omelette
• guancertina
• guard turtle collar
• guard turtle shell
• guild application
• gummi fang
• gummi sword
• gummi turtle
• gumshoes
• gun parts
• gym shorts
• haemolymphnode
• haggis socks
• hair of the calf
• hairshirt
• hairy staff
• half double fruitcake
• half of a gold tooth
• half-empty carton of milk
• half-height cigar
• half-height unicycle
• ham steak
• hambrosier
• hamethyst earring
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hammerus
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved bow
• hand-carved staff
• hand-crafted candy cane
• handful of stubble
• handmade hobby horse
• handyman "hand soap"
• hangman's hood
• hard rock
• hardening cream
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• haunted bindle
• hawkface potion
• hazmat helmet
• head of emberg lettuce
• headless sparrow
• heart of the volcano
• heat-resistant gloves
• heat-resistant necktie
• heat-resistant sheet metal
• heather graham cracker
• heavy duty umbrella
• heavy hot sauce
• heavy leather-bound tome
• heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
• heavy-duty clipboard
• hedgeturtle
• hellseal claw
• helm of the white knight
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• hemp net
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hideous egg
• high-end ginger wine
• high-speed upgrade
• high-temperature mining drill
• high-temperature mining mask
• hippo skin buckler
• hippo tutu
• hippo whip
• hippopotamus kilt
• hippopotamus pants
• hippopotamus skirt
• hipposkin poncho
• hippy bongo
• hippy paste
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo monkey
• hobo paste
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday cheese log
• holistic headache remedy
• holo-bomber
• holo-platoon
• holo-tank
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• honey dipper
• honey mead
• honeybritches
• honeycap
• honeypot
• hot button candy
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cross bow
• hot plate
• hot spore pod
• hot stuffing
• hot-ass club
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• huge mint leaf
• human musk
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hustler shades
• hyperbolic plasma focuser
• hyperinflated seal lung
• hypnodisk
• iFlail
• iShield
• ice baby
• ice stein
• iced-out bling
• icicle katana
• icy hairspray
• icy-hot katana
• igloo pie
• illicit fish sauce
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation crab zoea
• imitation whetstone
• immense ballet shoes
• immense free-range mushroom
• imp unity ring
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• industrial lubricant
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• inert sludgepuppy
• infernal snowball
• infernal toilet brush
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• inflatable baseball bat
• inflatable duck
• ingot of seal-iron
• ingot turtle
• innuendo
• insane tophat
• insulated gold wire
• insulting hat
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• invisibility cream
• ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
• iron dagger
• iron helmet
• iron torso box
• ironic jogging shorts
• ironic knit cap
• ironic oversized sunglasses
• irradiated pet snacks
• isotophat
• ittah bittah hookah
• ivory cue ball
• jack flapper
• jalapeño slices
• janglin' bones
• jangly spurs
• janitor's mop
• jar full of wind
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of psychoses (Jick)
• jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)
• jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)
• jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
• jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
• jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)
• jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
• jaunty feather
• jazzy cigarette holder
• jewelry-making pliers
• jigsaw blade
• jingle bell
• jingling spore pod
• jug of Gnomochloric acid
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• juggling ball
• jumping bean taco
• junk band
• junk food
• junk trunks
• junk-mail shirt
• keel-haulin' knife
• kelp-holly drape
• kelp-holly gun
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• khaki duffel bag
• kill screen
• kilopede skull
• knobby helmet turtle
• knobby kneepads
• kobold kibble
• kobold treasure hoard
• labrador cookie
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lava-proof pants
• lavalarva
• lavender candygram
• lawnmower blade
• lead collar
• lead umbrella
• leafy browns
• leather bookmark
• leather glove
• leechknife
• left bear arm
• left bracket
• left half of a heart necklace
• left parenthesis
• left-handed melodica
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• lemony scales
• less-than-three-shaped box
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l knight costume
• licorice boa
• licorice garrote
• licorice whip
• linoleum helmet turtle
• linoleum meat stack
• lint
• lip soup
• liquid rhinestones
• lit leaf lasso
• little deuce cape
• little parachute guy
• little red .epub file
• little wooden mannequin
• live wire
• livid energy
• loaded serum blowgun
• loafers
• lodestone
• logging hatchet
• long-stemmed rose
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• loose purse strings
• love
• love song of sugary cuteness
• lowercase a
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky cat statue
• lucky cat's paw
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky rabbitfish fin
• lump of bauxite
• lump of black ichor
• lump of clay
• lump of goofball ore
• lump of loyal latite
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lynyrd musk
• lynyrd skinner toothblack
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• lynyrdskin tunic
• macaroni duck
• machetito
• macroplane grater
• madius
• mafia organizer badge
• mafia wedding ring
• magical battery
• magical mystery juice
• magical pony: Dusk Shiny
• magical pony: Pearjack
• magical pony: Rosey Cake
• magical pony: Shutterfly
• magical pony: Spectrum Dash
• magical pony: Uniquity
• magnetic field
• magnifying glass
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift sixgun
• mama's squeezebox
• manly bloomers
• mannequin leg
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marshmallow bomb
• massive gemstone
• massive sitar
• mayfly bait necklace
• meat cowboy hat
• meat shield
• meatball machine
• meatloaf helmet
• meatspout staff
• meaty helmet turtle
• medium stone triangle
• melty plastic grenade
• memory of a C
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a G
• memory of a GT base pair
• memory of a T
• memory of an A
• memory of an AG base pair
• memory of an AT base pair
• memory of some delicious amino acids
• mercenary headband
• mercenary pistol
• mercenary rifle
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metal band T-shirt
• metal mandible
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• metrognome
• micronova
• microwave stogie
• milestone
• military candy cane
• mime army camouflage kit
• mime army infiltration glove
• mime army insignia (cryonics)
• mime army insignia (espionage)
• mime army insignia (infantry)
• mime army insignia (intelligence)
• mime army insignia (morale)
• mime army insignia (psychological warfare)
• mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)
• mime army insignia (sanitation)
• mime army rations
• mime army shotglass
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• mini-Mr. Accessory
• mini-marshmallow dispenser
• mini-martini
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature Jacob's ladder
• miniature carton of clove cigarettes
• miniature castagnets
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature espresso maker
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• mint-condition magic wand
• misshapen animal skeleton
• missing semicolon
• missing wine
• model train set
• modern picture frame
• moist sack
• mole skin notebook
• molehill mountain
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monster pants
• monstrous monocle
• moomy dust
• moon-amber necklace
• moosemeat pie
• morning dew
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• motivational poster
• mountain lion skin
• mourning wine
• muddy pirate hat
• mulled blood
• mumming trunk
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot whip
• muscle oil
• muscular soup
• mushroom slab
• mushroom whiskey
• muskox-skin cap
• musty moccasins
• mutant crown
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious present
• name change form
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty rat mask
• nasty-ass club
• nativity shorts
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neoprene skullcap
• nest egg
• new habit
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• ninja carabiner
• ninja crampons
• ninja eyeblack
• ninja fear powder
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-Euclidean non-accordion
• non-stick pugil stick
• nosy nose ringy ring
• note from Clancy
• nothingtini
• novelty fruit hat
• novelty monorail ticket
• novelty tattoo sleeves
• noxious gas grenade
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of quicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of sodium
• nugget of thicksilver
• nugget of ticksilver
• nugget of wicksilver
• numberwang
• nutcracking pliers
• obsidian nutcracker
• odd silver coin
• odor extractor
• off-hand balloon
• offensive moustache
• office-supply crossbow
• oil lamp
• oil-filled donut
• oily golden mushroom
• old chum
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old school calculator watch
• old-fashioned
• one million meat pancakes
• one piece of bubble gum
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
• opium grenade
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange boxing gloves
• orange candygram
• orange leather lanyard
• orange traffic cone
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami riding crop
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overclocked avian microprocessor
• overflowing gift basket
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• oversized skullcap
• oversized snowflake
• ovoid leather thing
• oyster egg balloon
• pacification grenade
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of pumpkin seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• padded tortoise
• paint palette
• painted shield
• painted turtle
• pair of bolt cutters
• pair of plants
• pair of scissors
• paisley spore pod
• palm-frond capris
• palm-frond cloak
• palm-frond fan
• palm-frond net
• palm-frond toupee
• palm-frond whip
• paperclip cape
• paperclip pants
• paperclip sproinger
• paperclip turban
• paperclip-on tie
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• papier-mâchéte
• papier-masque
• papier-mitre
• papier-mochi
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• party pup
• passable elf mask
• peace accordion
• pebblebräu
• pencil kunai
• penguin skin buckler
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• pentatonic accordion
• peppermint crook
• peppermint donut
• peppermint parasol
• percent sign
• perfectly fair coin
• perpendicular guano
• personal graffiti kit
• personalized birthday cake
• personalized wassail stein
• pet anemone
• petit 4.1
• petrified wood
• pewter shavings
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of spookiness
• phish stick
• pickled grasshopper
• pickpocket protector
• picky tweezers
• picture of you
• piece of coral
• piece of driftwood
• pig-iron bracers
• pig-iron helm
• pig-iron shinguards
• piggy tattoo
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pile of useless robot parts
• pillow shell
• pin-stripe slacks
• pine cone necklace
• pink candygram
• pink clay bead
• pink pinkslip slip
• pink-belly slapper
• pint of sweat
• pipe wrench
• piracetam
• piranha pollen
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate zombie head
• pirate zombie robot head
• piratical blunderbuss
• pixel boomerang
• pixel bread
• pixel chain whip
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pants
• pixel pill
• pixel power cell
• pixel rock
• pixel shield
• pixel stopwatch
• pixel sword
• pixel whip
• pixel whiskey
• pixellated moneybag
• pixie axie
• plague pie
• plain calzone
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic Jefferson wings
• plastic bazooka
• plastic bib
• plastic doll legs
• plastic nunchaku
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic spider ring
• plastic vampire fangs
• plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plus one
• plush alielf
• plush alien hamsterpus
• plush dogcat
• plush ferrelf
• plush hamsterpus
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• pogo stick
• pointy red hat
• poison pen
• poker face paint
• polished moon-amber
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pompadour'd puppy
• poncho de azucar
• pool of liquid metal
• pool shark hair oil
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• pork elf goodies sack
• porkpocket
• porquoise eyebrow ring
• porquoise necklace
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Spacegate
• portable dam
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• portable steam unit
• portable wall
• potato masher
• potato pistol
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potted power plant
• poutine pole
• powdered dice
• powdered oxygen
• powdered sealbone
• power sock
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant oily golden mushroom
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• priceless diamond
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• pristine piranha seed
• pristine walrus tusk
• pro skateboard
• prohie's hat
• propeller beanie
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• prussian cathouse with a fly in it
• psychedelic bubble wand
• psychic's amulet
• psychic's circlet
• psychic's crystal ball
• psychic's pslacks
• psychoanalytic jar
• puff of smoke
• pulled porquoise earring
• pulled porquoise ring
• pump-up high-tops
• punch-drunk punch
• puppet strings
• purple clay bead
• purple prose pen
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy adder oil
• pygmy concertinette
• pygmy dart
• pygmy papers
• pygmy witchhazel
• quadroculars
• quake of arrows
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum nanopolymer spider web
• quantum of familiar
• quantum watch
• question juice
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• radio button candy
• radioactive chew toy
• radioactive spider venom
• raffle ticket
• rainbow crossbow
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rainbow sauce
• rainbow tie
• ram-battering staff
• rare oboe
• rat carcass
• rat head balloon
• rat scrapple
• rat tooth polish
• ratskin belt
• rattail whip
• rattlesnake enrager
• real cowboy hat
• realistic cap gun
• really nice lump of coal
• really nice net
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recovered cufflinks
• recursive spline reticulator
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red badge
• red balloon
• red class ring
• red coin
• red eye
• red lava globs
• red masque
• red money bag
• red plumber's boots
• red rocket
• red shirt
• red silk skirt
• red traffic cone
• red wagon
• red white and blue claret
• red-and-green microcamera
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot poker
• red-soled high heels
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• regret hose
• reliable sixgun
• remaindered axe
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• reverse-oscillating klystron
• rhinestone
• rhinestone cowhorn
• rhinoceros horn
• rib of the Bonerdagon
• ribbon candy ascot
• riboflavin
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• right parenthesis
• ring
• ring of Detect Boring Doors
• ring of teleportation
• ring of telling skeletons what to do
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• ring setting
• rinky-dink sixgun
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• rock lobster
• rocky road ice cream
• roller skate decoy
• root beer
• root beer barrel
• rose-colored glasses
• rotting cowskin
• round blue bomb
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber band gun
• rubber cape
• rubber gloves
• rubber nubbin
• rusty chain necklace
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty old lantern
• rusty piece of rebar
• rusty porthole
• rusty rivet
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• rutabuga bag
• rxr shield
• sachet of strange powder
• sack lunch
• salt plum sake
• salt water taffy
• saltwaterbed
• salty drippy candy bar
• samurai turtle
• samurai turtle helmet
• sandwich of the gods
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sauce of the ages
• sausage bomb
• sausage golem
• savings bond
• savory crossbow
• savory staff
• savory sword
• sawblade shield
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scimitar cozy
• scintillating powder
• scissor duck
• scrap of shadow
• scroll case
• scroll of protection from lycanthropes
• sea cape
• sea cowboy hat
• sea holster
• sea mantle
• sea shawl
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• seal-blubber candle
• seal-toothed rock
• sealhide belt
• sealhide buckler
• sealhide cloak
• sealhide gloves
• sealhide hood
• sealhide leggings
• sealhide moccasins
• sealhide seal doll
• sealhide snare
• sealhide whip
• sealskin drum
• sebaceous shield
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• security automa-core
• security blankie
• senate fly thorax
• sequined fez
• servomechanical torsion facilitator
• set of Unobtainium straps
• severed flipper
• sew-on bandage
• sewer snake
• sewing kit
• shadow candle
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow trousers
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shady shades
• shaking skull
• shamanic beads
• sharkfin gumbo
• sharp tin strip
• sharpened spoon
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shiny gold fronts
• shiny hood ornament
• shock belt
• shock collar
• shocked shell
• shooting morning star
• shopkeeper beard
• short beer
• short deposition
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of mescal
• shot of pear schnapps
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shredded hellseal hide
• shuddering cow skull
• shuriken salad
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• signal receiver
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver cow skull
• silver face paint
• silver salt-shaker
• silver sausage
• silver shrimp fork
• single atom
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• single swig of vodka
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinister-looking cat
• six-armed sweater
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• sizzling seal fat
• skelelton spine
• skeletal scabbard
• skeletortoise
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skull of the Bonerdagon
• skull with a fuse in it
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleaze jelly
• sleep mask
• sleeping wereturtle
• sleeve deuce
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime convention coupons
• slime convention flyers
• slime convention pin
• slime convention swag bag
• slime convention t-shirt
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked hypophysis
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slippery when wet shield
• slow jam collection
• small golem
• small leather glove
• small pile of sand
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smellbook
• smile-sharpening stone
• smiley-face sticker
• smiling rat
• smoker's cloak
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smoldering staff
• smooth velvet hanky
• smooth velvet hat
• smooth velvet pants
• smooth velvet pocket square
• smooth velvet shirt
• smooth velvet socks
• smut orc sunglasses
• snailmail bits
• snailmail breeches
• snailmail coif
• snailmail hauberk
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• sneakeasies
• snow belly
• snow halo
• snow hat
• snow pants
• snowpack
• sober pill
• sock garters
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software glitch
• solid asbestos box
• solid baconstone earring
• solid baconstone necklace
• solid baconstone ring
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid shifting time weirdness
• solid state loom
• sonar fishfinder
• sorority girl's box
• soul coin
• soup turtle
• soup-chucks
• sour ball and chain
• souvenir flag
• soylent staff
• space beast fur hat
• space beast fur pants
• space beast fur whip
• space chowder
• space jam
• space jam toast
• space jellybicycle
• space marine flash grenade
• space pirate treasure map
• space trooper helmet
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti cult rosary
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spaghetti-box banjo
• spangly mariachi pants
• spangly mariachi vest
• spangly sombrero
• spangly unitard
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare chocolate parts
• spare neck bolts
• spark plug earring
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkly engagement ring
• spearfish fishing spear
• special clip: boneburners
• special clip: splatterers
• special clip: squelchers
• special clip: wailers
• special edition Batfellow comic
• specialty ammo bandolier
• spectral axe
• speed limit shield
• spicy jerky stick
• spider leg
• spidercow eye-cluster
• spiky turtle shield
• spiky turtle shoulderpads
• spinning wheel
• sponge helmet
• spooky and sour sauce
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky felt
• spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
• spooky length of string
• spooky sap
• spoon!
• spring shoes
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprinkles
• spruce juice
• squeaky staff
• squirming Slime larva
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel shillelagh
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• stainless steel suspenders
• standards and practices guide
• staph of homophones
• stapler bear
• star boomerang
• star pop
• star spatula
• star stiletto
• starchy crossbow
• starchy staff
• status cymbal
• steaming evil
• steampunk potion
• steel knuckles
• steel sword
• stench and sour sauce
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stick of "gum"
• stick-on mini solar panels
• sticky gloves
• sticky hand whip
• sticky lava globs
• sticky meat kilt
• sticky meat pants
• sticky meat skirt
• sticky sword blade
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky fannypack
• stomach turnover
• stomp box
• stone baseball cap
• stop shield
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• straw pole
• strawberry wine
• stray chihuahua
• streetfighting champion's belt
• string of moist beads
• structural ember
• stuffed Mob Penguin
• stuffed bandersnatch
• stuffed carpenter
• stuffed club
• stuffed crazy bastard sword
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed dodo
• stuffed martini
• stuffed pocketwatch
• stuffed porpoise
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed stab bat
• stuffed walrus
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed yeti
• stuffed zmobie
• styrofoam peanuts
• sub-molecular interocitor
• sugar bunny
• sugar chapeau
• sugar fairy
• sugar raygun
• sugar shank
• sugar shield
• sugar shillelagh
• sugar shirt
• sugar shorts
• sugar shotgun
• sundae ration
• super-heated leaf
• super-strong air freshener
• super-sweet boom box
• superamplified boom box
• superduperball
• superduperheated metal
• superheated metal
• superhero mask
• surgical tape
• sushi-rolling mat
• suspicious-looking fedora
• sweat-ade
• sweatband
• sweaty balsam
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• sweetened reindeer fat
• sword of static
• swordzall
• synaptic soup
• syncopated turtle
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tail o' nine cats
• tainted milk
• tainted seal's blood
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tangarita with a fly in it
• tapped black lotus
• targeting chip
• tarnished luggage key
• tarnished metal ring
• tarnished metal rod
• tasteful black bow tie
• tattoo gun
• teacher's pen
• tearaway pants
• teddy bear sewing kit
• teddy borg sewing kit
• teflon shield
• temperance whiskey
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura carrot
• tempura green and red bean
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• the finger
• the kindest cold cut
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thin gold wire
• third-hand lantern
• three-legged pants
• three-tiered wedding cake
• thriftshop coupon
• throbbing organ pie
• throwin' ember
• throwing fork
• throwing knife
• throwing spoon
• throwing wrench
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• time sword
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin drum
• tin foil
• tin rations
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tin thermos of chai
• tinsel fin
• tinsel orb
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bomb
• tiny bust of Pallas
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny fly glasses
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny goth giant
• tiny ninja sword
• tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type
• tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
• tiny plastic Dr. Awkward
• tiny plastic Duke Starkiller
• tiny plastic Ed the Undying
• tiny plastic GORM-8
• tiny plastic Gary Claybender
• tiny plastic Iiti Kitty
• tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.
• tiny plastic Mr. Mination
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Norville Rogers
• tiny plastic Professor What
• tiny plastic Protagonist
• tiny plastic Queen Bee
• tiny plastic Toybot
• tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer
• tiny plastic beebee queue
• tiny plastic drunk goat
• tiny plastic four-shadowed mime
• tiny plastic hobo elf
• tiny plastic moneybee
• tiny plastic mumblebee
• tiny plastic peacannon
• tiny plastic protector spectre
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny plastic the Free Man
• tiny plastic warbear
• tiny prop sword
• tiny sombrero
• tiny top hat and cane
• toast with cold jelly
• toast with sleaze jelly
• toe jam
• toe jam toast
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tomato soup poster
• tonic o' Banderas
• tooth cap
• toothy trousers
• topeé
• topiary necktie
• topiary noseplugs
• topiary skunk
• topiary tights
• torn hellseal sinew
• torquoise
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan
• tortoboggan shield
• totally sweet mohawk helmet
• toxic mop
• toxo
• toy accordion
• toy sixgun
• toy taijijian
• traffic jam
• traffic jam toast
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• training scroll: Snokebomb
• trench coat
• trench lighter
• triad summoning scroll
• triggerfingerbone
• tropical Crimbo pressie
• tropical island souvenir crate
• trousers of the white knight
• trout fang
• trusty torch
• tryptophan dart
• tube of hair oil
• tube of herbal ointment
• tuning fork
• turtle mud
• turtle pheromones
• turtle wax
• turtle wax greaves
• turtle wax helmet
• turtle wax shield
• turtle-shaped rock
• turtlemail bits
• turtlemail breeches
• turtlemail coif
• turtlemail hauberk
• turtling rod
• twist of lime
• twisted piece of wire
• twisted-up wet towel
• twitching space egg
• twitching time capsule
• twitching trigger finger
• two meat muck
• ultimate wad
• ultracalcium
• una poca de gracia
• unappetizing mayolus
• unbreakable umbrella
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• uncapped green lava bottle
• undissolvable contact lenses
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unfinished pleasure
• uninteresting mayolus
• unrequired jacket
• unrolling pin
• unsanitized scalpel
• unspeakable lozenges
• untamable turtle
• unusual disco ball
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• useless powder
• vampagne
• vampire glitter
• vampire pearl earring
• vampire pearl necklace
• vampyric cloake
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• veiny spore pod
• velcro broadsword
• velcro paddle ball
• velcro shield
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vertebra of the Bonerdagon
• vesper
• vial of holy water
• vicious spiked collar
• vinyl boots
• viral video
• viscous lava globs
• vodka gibson
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voodoo glowskull
• votive candle
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of spider silk
• wad of tofu
• waders
• walkie-talkie
• walrus ice cream
• wand of fudge control
• wand of pigification
• warbear accoutrements chunk
• warbear battery
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear bearserker potion
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear breakfast machine assembler
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear dress bracers
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear drone codes
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear empathy chip
• warbear empathy chip (used)
• warbear exhaust manifold
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear feasting mead
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear helm fragment
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear hoverbelt
• warbear hoverbelt piecepart
• warbear laser beacon
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear long johns
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear officer requisition box
• warbear oil pan
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain fedora
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear requisition box
• warbear robo-camouflage unit
• warbear sequential gaiety distribution system
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear soda machine
• warbear soda machine assembler
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear thermoregulator bread
• warbear trouser fragment
• warbear wardance potion
• warbear warrior bread
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse clerk's glasses
• warehouse walkie-talkie
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm war shawarma
• waterlogged bootstraps
• waterlogged wood
• watermelon seed
• wax booze
• wax face
• wax hand
• wax hat
• wax pancake
• wax pants
• weasel stomping pants
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weighted paperclip chain
• western-style skinning knife
• wet venom duct
• whatsit-covered turtle shell
• wheel of camembert
• whiskey in a broken glass
• whiskey squeeze
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white candygram
• white class ring
• white earbuds
• white money bag
• white snakeskin duster
• white whip
• white-label gin
• wholeberd
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• wiffle-flail
• wild honey pie
• wind-up owl
• windicle
• wine-soaked bone chips
• witch's bra
• witch's bread
• woimbook
• wolf whistle
• wolfman mask
• wood screw
• wooden axe
• wooden spoon
• woolen cravat
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• woven baling wire bracelets
• wrapping paper
• wreath of laurels
• wrestling mask
• wriggling worm
• wristwatch of the white knight
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• x-ray mirror
• yabba dabba doo rag
• yak anorak
• yak toupee
• yak whip
• yakskin buckler
• yakskin kilt
• yakskin skirt
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• ye olde golde frontes
• yellow candygram
• yellow rocket
• yellow traffic cone
• yule pup
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace