| #72 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #295 | Baja sopapilla | 1 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| 🥉 | Beach Comb Box | 7 |
| #29 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Boosty Juice | 10 |
| #4 | Boxing Day care package | 5 |
| #4 | Carol of the Bulls | 21 |
| #5 | Carol of the Hells | 20 |
| #5 | Carol of the Thrills | 20 |
| #6 | Crimbeau de toilette | 200 |
| #272 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #21 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 3 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbo food scraps | 37 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 10 |
| #19 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 147 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbolex watch | 10 |
| #71 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #6 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 211 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 2 |
| #7 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 5 |
| #4 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 5 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #8 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 5 |
| #34 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 2,647 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #6 | Guzzlr application | 3 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #4 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 5 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #7 | MayDay™ contract | 4 |
| #99 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 30 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #22 | Mr. Accessory | 11 |
| #52 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 2 |
| #7 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 5 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| 🥇 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 8 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #5 | PirateRealm membership packet | 5 |
| #56 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 2 |
| #5 | Rethinking Candy | 4 |
| 🥉 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 3 |
| #18 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #24 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 3 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #49 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 6 |
| #18 | Trainbot circuitry | 317 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #25 | Trainbot linkages | 155 |
| #27 | Trainbot optics | 132 |
| #29 | Trainbot plating | 124 |
| #8 | Trainbot servomotors | 405 |
| #174 | Trainbot slag | 6 |
| #13 | Trainbot tubing | 401 |
| #10 | Uncle Buck | 10 |
| 🥈 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 5 |
| #166 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,131 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #15 | automatic wine thief | 2 |
| 🥉 | baby camelCalf | 3 |
| #15 | baby chest mimic | 6 |
| #31 | bag of park garbage | 12,828 |
| #62 | beavermouth | 195 |
| #690 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #6 | bottle of Crimbognac | 200 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #5 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 11 |
| #34 | bowl of mernudo | 120 |
| #11 | box o' ghosts | 3 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1904 | box of sunshine | 75 |
| #13 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 5 |
| #28 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 4 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #7 | bread pie | 11,900 |
| #79 | cabooze | 8 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #132 | cinnamon machine oil | 15 |
| #7 | clear Russian | 11,900 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| #12 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 3 |
| #116 | commemorative war stein | 756 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #22 | cursed monkey glove | 4 |
| #61 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #4 | deed to Oliver's Place | 9 |
| #16 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| 🥇 | elf sleeper agent | 4 |
| #35 | fishelada | 120 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #188 | freightcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | fresh can of paint | 7 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #145 | glob of salty molasses | 4 |
| #99 | green and red bean | 90 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #38 | grilled mooseflank | 73 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #81 | honey-drenched ham slice | 48 |
| #27 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #6 | incredibly dense meat gem | 3 |
| #157 | intact anemone spike | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #5 | latte lovers club card | 5 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #5 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 5 |
| #6 | mint condition magnifying glass | 3 |
| 🥉 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 3 |
| #38 | moist Crimbo spices | 301 |
| #91 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 38 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #12 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #36 | ojo de pez burrito | 120 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #4 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 7 |
| #10 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 6 |
| 🥉 | packaged June cleaver | 10 |
| #33 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| 🥉 | packaged Pocket Professor | 5 |
| 🥇 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 5 |
| 🥉 | packaged backup camera | 7 |
| #7 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 5 |
| 🥇 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 10 |
| #6 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 3 |
| #12 | packaged model train set | 4 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #68 | peppermint eel sauce | 214 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #24 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1,685 |
| #49 | ping-pong ball | 485 |
| #17 | plastic bazooka | 5 |
| #36 | portable dam | 3 |
| #11 | power seed | 2 |
| #33 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| 🥉 | red-spotted snapper roe | 5 |
| #7 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 5 |
| #39 | runny icing | 306 |
| #91 | salt plum | 93 |
| #138 | salty gumdrop | 4 |
| #4 | shortest-order cook | 5 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 6 |
| #4 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 9 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #31 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 304 |
| #320 | solid gold bowling ball | 58 |
| #24 | stinky cheese ball | 2 |
| #30 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 2 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #15 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #15 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 2 |
| #5 | unoccupied sheep suit | 5 |
| 🥈 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 5 |
| 🥈 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 6 |
| #16 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| #6 | vampyric cloake pattern | 5 |
| #6 | voter registration form | 5 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #27 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 4 |
| #41 | yule gruel | 200 |
| #7 | yule pup | 10 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |