Museum :: Snugglypoo

Snugglypoo

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#60	Überraschthexengebräu	9
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#24	"DRINK ME" potion	2,536
🥈	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	120
#4	"KICK ME" sign	524
#87	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#28	"caramel" orange	75
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#55	"meat" stick	21
#31	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	30
#110	1,970 carat gold	3
#38	1-ball	302
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#26	11-leaf clover	182
#96	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	128
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#145	1952 Mickey Mantle card	12
#206	2-ball	31
#16	20-lb can of rice and beans	45
#124	25-meat staff	1
#29	3-ball	540
#74	30669 scroll	142
#108	33398 scroll	237
#522	334 scroll	7
#195	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#34	4-ball	330
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#96	4-dimensional guitar	30
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#171	5-ball	42
#60	5-hour acrimony	20
#219	6-ball	28
#262	64067 scroll	1
#46	668 scroll	46
#25	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	200
#193	7-ball	39
#50	7-inch discus	1
#199	8-ball	182
#43	8-billed baseball cap	3
#66	8-bit banana	2
#296	9-ball	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#76	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#21	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#51	A muse-bouche	9
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
#62	ASCII fu manchu	7
#78	ASCII shirt	34
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#23	Aerheads	3
#49	Affirmation Cookie	5
#29	Afternoon Delight	24
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#19	Aggressive Carrot	717
#31	Agitated Turkey	4
#4	Aiolion	3
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#58	Alewife™ Ale	55
🥉	Alexy sauce	70
#215	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#128	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#173	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#164	Alice's Army Guard	4
#133	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#134	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#170	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#169	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#161	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#133	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#148	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#124	Alice's Army Spearsman	8
#161	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#140	Alice's Army Wallman	6
#8	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#74	Ambitious Turkey	8
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#13	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	3
#57	Amulet of Yendor	320
#48	Ancient Protector Soda	14
#214	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#184	Angelhair Culottes	6
#162	Angry Farmer candy	1,100
#140	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#19	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	1
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#23	Arr, M80	2
#21	Arrow (+1)	426
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#6	Ass-Stompers of Violence	4
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#103	Atomic Pop	9
#49	Aura Libre	2
#23	AutumnFest ale	93
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#43	Aye Aye	2
#33	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#51	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#10	Azurite	3,715
#14	BACON	70,402
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#99	BOOterfinger	2
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#18	BRICKO brick	65,226
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#35	BRICKO eye brick	2,748
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#14	BRICKO reactor	30
#55	BRICKO stud	12
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#37	BROS Energy Drink	28
#53	BUBBLE GUM	6
#630	BURT	1
#75	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#227	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#809	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	15
#50	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	38
#209	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	13
#69	Barulio's bottle	8
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#54	Bash-Ōs cereal	17
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#22	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#59	Batfellow comic	3
#42	Battlie Light Saver	51
#9	Beach Buck	2,256
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#62	Beignet Milgranet	3
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#64	Ben-Gal™ Balm	80
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#24	Bettie page	9
#15	Bicycle	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#120	Big Punk	1
#29	Bit O' Ectoplasm	113
#52	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#52	BitterSweetTarts	115
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#11	Black Bart's Booty	2
#120	Black Body™ spray	3
#39	Black Hole	3
#58	Black No. 2	250
#19	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
🥈	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	397
#137	Blackfly Chardonnay	52
#138	Blatantly Canadian	31
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#292	Blood Light	13
#41	Bloody Nora	2
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
#10	Boletus Broletus mushroom	12
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#181	Bonerdagon necklace	52
#36	Bonestabber	1
#119	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#15	Boosty Juice	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#70	Boozehounds Anonymous token	14
#24	Bordeaux Marteaux	13
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#14	Boris's key lime	64
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#81	Boris's ring	16
#12	Boss Bat bling	148
#149	Boss Bat britches	80
#46	Boss Drops	22
#91	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#43	Bowl of Scorpions	21
#75	Bowlet	1
🥇	Boxing Day Pass	1,368
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#21	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#41	Bram's choker	4
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#27	Brandonian footlocker key	1
#22	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#18	Breathitin™	2
#44	Bright Water	4
#141	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	82
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#76	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#35	Bugbearclaw Donut	9
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#107	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#29	Bustle Hustler	7
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#23	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	19
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#582	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#121	CRIMBCO scrip	3,205
#54	CRIMBCOIDS mints	31
#36	CRIMBCOLOAF	43
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#155	CSA bravery badge	3
#174	CSA cheerfulness ration	7
#225	CSA discount card	1
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#179	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Calzone of Legend	2
#158	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#36	Candicaine	7
#41	Candy Alexander	3
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#19	Celsius 233	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#46	Cement Mixer	2
#23	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#44	Chakra Libre	2
#21	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	6
#11	Champagne Shimmy	9
#55	Charity's choker	5
#6	Charleston Choo-Choo	173
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#16	Charter: Nellyville	5
#16	Ched	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#32	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	7
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#30	Choco-Mint patty	29
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#86	Chroner	1,187
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
🥇	Chubby and Plump bar	50,001
#29	Churchill	2
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#43	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#43	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#41	Clara's bell	20
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#53	Claybender glasses	14
#48	Climate Colada	1
#29	Cloaca Cola Polar	431
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
#1157	Cloaca-Cola	8
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#577	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#32	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	67
#11	Cobra Bowl	4
#44	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#26	Codpiece of the Goblin King	107
#37	Coily™	2
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#111	Colander of Em-er'il	13
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#106	Cold Hots candy	167
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#105	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	7
#146	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#25	Comet Drop	8
#17	Comet Pop	109
#7	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	3
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#10	Cool Brunch Pastaco	9
#349	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#126	Corpse Island iced tea	40
#60	Cosmic Calorie	1,194
🥉	Covers-Your-Head	3
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#32	Cracklin' Oat Bran	35
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#41	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#15	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#43	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#69	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#60	Crimbo candied pecan	582
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#54	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#105	Crimbo dinner	4
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#11	Crimbo food scraps	736
#57	Crimbo fudge	653
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#54	Crimbo peppermint bark	621
#93	Crimbo pie	43
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#9	Crimbo stockings	2
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#10	Crimbo train emergency brake	288
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#16	Crimbojito	42
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#115	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#391	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#283	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#31	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#4	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	14
#46	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
🥉	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	218
🥇	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	31
#7	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	23
#83	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	138
#5	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	20
🥈	Crimbuccaneer lantern	18
#40	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	25
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#339	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#17	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	9
#153	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#6	Crimbuccaneer runebone	11
#20	Crimbuccaneer shirt	31
#33	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#9	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	9
🥈	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	12
#86	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#12	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	49
#1273	Crimbuck	345
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#67	Cursed Punch	2
#17	Cycloney	1
#214	D roll	30
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#16	Dad's brandy	46
#166	Daffy Taffy	211
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	3
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#25	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#14	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	98
#81	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#27	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#6	Dinsey's brain	2
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#69	Disco Banjo	9
#86	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	4
#79	Disgeist	1
#17	Dish of Clarified Butter	54
#313	Divine	1
#28	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#202	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	18
#48	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	379
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#68	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	16
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#40	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#27	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#27	Doc's Limbering Wine	5
#20	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#25	Doc's Smartifying Wine	5
#27	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#150	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	79
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#124	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	29
#40	Drac & Tan	5
🥇	Dragonscale breastplate	37
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#19	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	497
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#73	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
#76	Drowsy Sword	176
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#52	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#13	Drunkula's silky pants	2
🥉	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	37
#81	Dump Truck	1
#38	Duskwalker fangs	22
#27	Duskwalker syringe	73
#150	Dust bunny	9
#42	Dweebisol™ inhaler	16
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#232	Dyspepsi-Cola	324
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#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
#273	warbear liquid overcoat	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
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#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
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#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
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#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
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#216	warbear trouser fragment	17
#272	warbear wardance potion	1
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#13	warbear warscarf	1
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#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#23	weird gazelle steak	10
#86	weremoose spit	8
#7	western-style skinning knife	1
#126	wet stew	1
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#11	wet venom duct	68
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🥈	whalegun	13
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#99	whimpering willow bark	3
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#486	whisker pencil	1
#45	whiskey and cola	86
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#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
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#75	whiskey sour	38
#32	whiskey squeeze	1
#21	white Canadian	404
#99	white Crimbo ball	37
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#29	white Xanadian	26
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#24	white page	27
#36	white picket fence	85
#18	white pixel	8,063
#242	white rice	6
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#18	white satin shield	175
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#8	wicker knickers	1
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#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#46	willyweed	85
#56	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
#54	wind-up chattering teeth	405
#9	wind-up ensign	89
#452	wind-up meatcar	21
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#68	wind-up owl	7
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#57	wind-up vampire teeth	8
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#38	windicle	1
#98	wine spritzer	12
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#62	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	799
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#35	witch's brew	4
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#29	woimbook	1
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#207	wolfman mask	38
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#35	world's smallest violin	57
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#23	worst candy	28
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#53	worthless knick-knack	611
#47	worthless trinket	670
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#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#70	wrench bracelet	50
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#9	wrought-iron walker	1
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#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#28	wumpus hair	59
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
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#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
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#57	wussiness potion	485
#44	x-ray mirror	8
#66	x-ray specs	311
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#99	yak skin	15
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#12	yam battery	3
#181	yam candy	1
#27	ye olde golde frontes	9
#336	yellow brick road	1
#108	yellow candy heart	649
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#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#136	yellow gummi ingot	253
#48	yellow matter custard	3
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#62	yellow pixel	22
#8	yellow pixel potion	30
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#195	yellow plastic oyster egg	25
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#34	yellow rocket	2
#27	yellow seashell	287
#65	yellow snowcone	349
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#166	yeti fur	1,729
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#134	yohohoyo	27
#14	your own black heart	489
#85	yule gruel	14
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#102	yule pup	1
#119	yummy death watch beetle	6
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#56	zmobie	16
#56	zombie	2
#18	zombie accordion	1
#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#21	zombie hollandaise	113
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 1,310,424 items total!

what items are this player missing?