Museum :: Snugglypoo

Snugglypoo

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#61	Überraschthexengebräu	9
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#23	"DRINK ME" potion	2,588
🥈	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	120
#4	"KICK ME" sign	525
#87	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#28	"caramel" orange	75
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#56	"meat" stick	21
#32	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	30
#9	0	1
#5	1	1
#112	1,970 carat gold	3
#38	1-ball	303
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#27	11-leaf clover	182
#96	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	128
#15	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#148	1952 Mickey Mantle card	12
#203	2-ball	32
#16	20-lb can of rice and beans	46
#123	25-meat staff	1
#29	3-ball	540
#74	30669 scroll	142
#108	33398 scroll	237
#521	334 scroll	7
#194	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#34	4-ball	330
#139	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#96	4-dimensional guitar	31
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#170	5-ball	42
#60	5-hour acrimony	20
#209	6-ball	30
#263	64067 scroll	1
#46	668 scroll	46
#25	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	200
#192	7-ball	39
#50	7-inch discus	1
#196	8-ball	185
#44	8-billed baseball cap	3
#66	8-bit banana	2
#295	9-ball	3
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#75	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#22	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#50	A muse-bouche	10
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
#62	ASCII fu manchu	7
#78	ASCII shirt	34
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#23	Aerheads	3
#48	Affirmation Cookie	5
#28	Afternoon Delight	24
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#20	Aggressive Carrot	780
#31	Agitated Turkey	4
#4	Aiolion	3
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#58	Alewife™ Ale	55
🥉	Alexy sauce	70
#182	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#151	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#130	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#174	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#35	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#41	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#166	Alice's Army Guard	4
#135	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#115	Alice's Army Hammerman	5
#146	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#173	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#171	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#74	Alice's Army Martyr	4
#163	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#134	Alice's Army Nurse	7
#162	Alice's Army Page	4
#150	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#121	Alice's Army Spearsman	9
#163	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#142	Alice's Army Wallman	6
#7	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#74	Ambitious Turkey	9
#8	Amnesiac Ale	11
#63	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#13	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	3
#57	Amulet of Yendor	324
#48	Ancient Protector Soda	14
#216	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#162	Angry Farmer candy	1,103
#139	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#12	Antagonistic Snowman Kit	2
#350	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#23	Arr, M80	2
#18	Arrow (+1)	718
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#267	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#6	Ass-Stompers of Violence	4
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#104	Atomic Pop	9
#48	Aura Libre	2
#21	AutumnFest ale	116
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#42	Aye Aye	2
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#40	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
#10	Azurite	4,099
#13	BACON	76,002
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1452	BGE shotglass	1
#184	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#101	BOOterfinger	2
#38	BOOtonniere	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#19	BRICKO brick	66,418
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#35	BRICKO eye brick	2,801
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#68	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#14	BRICKO reactor	30
#54	BRICKO stud	14
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#38	BROS Energy Drink	28
#54	BUBBLE GUM	6
#632	BURT	1
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#60	Bangyomaman battle juice	10
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#811	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	15
#49	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	38
#209	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	13
#67	Barulio's bottle	9
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#53	Bash-Ōs cereal	17
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#22	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#58	Batfellow comic	3
#42	Battlie Light Saver	51
#9	Beach Buck	2,256
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#62	Beignet Milgranet	3
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#64	Ben-Gal™ Balm	82
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#20	Bettie page	10
#15	Bicycle	1
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#101	Big Punk	2
#28	Bit O' Ectoplasm	116
#48	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#51	BitterSweetTarts	116
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#11	Black Bart's Booty	2
#119	Black Body™ spray	3
#38	Black Hole	3
#58	Black No. 2	251
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
🥈	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	464
#135	Blackfly Chardonnay	53
#138	Blatantly Canadian	31
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#226	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#292	Blood Light	13
#43	Bloody Nora	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
#10	Boletus Broletus mushroom	12
#173	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#180	Bonerdagon necklace	52
#35	Bonestabber	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#15	Boosty Juice	2
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#70	Boozehounds Anonymous token	14
#24	Bordeaux Marteaux	13
#22	Boris's beer	1
#18	Boris's bread	1
#14	Boris's key lime	64
#166	Boris's key lime pie	7
#82	Boris's ring	16
#12	Boss Bat bling	149
#148	Boss Bat britches	80
#46	Boss Drops	22
#65	Boulevardier cocktail	5
#41	Bowl of Scorpions	22
#75	Bowlet	1
🥇	Boxing Day Pass	1,376
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#22	Brain Food Pastaco	2
#41	Bram's choker	4
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#29	Brandonian footlocker key	90
#21	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	13
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#18	Breathitin™	2
#44	Bright Water	4
#139	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	83
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#59	Bruno's blessing of Mars	6
#35	Bugbearclaw Donut	9
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#108	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#27	Bustle Hustler	8
#14	Buttery Boy	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#24	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	19
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#164	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#288	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#121	CRIMBCO scrip	3,205
#54	CRIMBCOIDS mints	31
#36	CRIMBCOLOAF	43
#148	CSA all-purpose soap	3
#155	CSA bravery badge	3
#173	CSA cheerfulness ration	8
#225	CSA discount card	1
#179	CSA obedience grenade	2
#173	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	6
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Calzone of Legend	2
#158	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#36	Candicaine	7
#35	Candy Alexander	4
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#19	Celsius 233	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#23	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#43	Chakra Libre	2
#21	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	6
#11	Champagne Shimmy	9
#56	Charity's choker	5
#7	Charleston Choo-Choo	173
#15	Charleston shoes	1
#13	Charter: Nellyville	6
#16	Ched	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#446	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#25	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	9
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#30	Choco-Mint patty	30
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#54	Christmas ham	1
#86	Chroner	1,243
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
🥇	Chubby and Plump bar	50,001
#29	Churchill	2
#102	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#40	Citrus Crush wine cooler	7
#41	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#41	Clara's bell	20
#248	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#53	Claybender glasses	14
#48	Climate Colada	1
#29	Cloaca Cola Polar	471
#1122	Cloaca grenade	7
#1157	Cloaca-Cola	8
#723	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#264	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#235	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#34	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	67
#10	Cobra Bowl	5
#43	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
#4	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#25	Codpiece of the Goblin King	108
#37	Coily™	2
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#111	Colander of Em-er'il	13
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#105	Cold Hots candy	167
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#92	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	9
#145	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#23	Comet Drop	10
#17	Comet Pop	109
#7	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	3
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#131	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	6
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#27	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#92	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#9	Cool Brunch Pastaco	10
#348	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#126	Corpse Island iced tea	40
#60	Cosmic Calorie	1,194
🥉	Covers-Your-Head	3
#58	Covert Ops for Kids	2
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#31	Cracklin' Oat Bran	36
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1487	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#39	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#14	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#41	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#70	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#61	Crimbo candied pecan	616
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#17	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#54	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#105	Crimbo dinner	4
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#11	Crimbo food scraps	736
#55	Crimbo fudge	689
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#50	Crimbo peppermint bark	656
#92	Crimbo pie	43
#532	Crimbo salad	1
#9	Crimbo stockings	2
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#10	Crimbo train emergency brake	288
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#16	Crimbojito	42
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#116	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#269	Crimbot battery	1
#473	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#156	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#170	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#392	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#408	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
#284	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#378	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	3
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#411	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#31	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#103	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#4	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	14
#45	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
🥉	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	218
🥇	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	31
#7	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	23
#88	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	138
#5	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	20
🥈	Crimbuccaneer lantern	18
#40	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	25
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#362	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	9
#155	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#5	Crimbuccaneer runebone	11
#19	Crimbuccaneer shirt	31
#32	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#8	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	9
🥈	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	12
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#12	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	49
#1274	Crimbuck	345
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#888	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#15	CyberRealm keycode	1
#17	Cycloney	1
#211	D roll	31
#226	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#15	Dad's brandy	49
#164	Daffy Taffy	212
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	3
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#321	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#39	Dark & Starry	2
#24	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#13	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	100
#82	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#25	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	2
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#27	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#6	Dinsey's brain	2
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#69	Disco Banjo	9
#86	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	4
#79	Disgeist	1
#17	Dish of Clarified Butter	54
#313	Divine	1
#27	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#202	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	18
#48	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	379
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#68	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	16
#355	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#36	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	5
#27	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#27	Doc's Limbering Wine	5
#17	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#25	Doc's Smartifying Wine	5
#22	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	2
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#150	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	79
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#124	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	29
#40	Drac & Tan	5
🥇	Dragonscale breastplate	37
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#18	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	498
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#20	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#68	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	4
#75	Drowsy Sword	176
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#53	Drunken Neurologist	1
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#13	Drunkula's silky pants	2
🥉	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	37
#80	Dump Truck	1
#38	Duskwalker fangs	22
#27	Duskwalker syringe	75
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
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#86	weremoose spit	8
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#91	willowy bonnet	1
#46	willyweed	85
#57	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
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#42	x-ray mirror	9
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#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
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#9	yam slider	2
#28	ye olde golde frontes	9
#278	yellow brick road	2
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#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#136	yellow gummi ingot	253
#49	yellow matter custard	3
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#33	yellow rocket	2
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#65	yellow snowcone	349
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#167	yeti fur	1,740
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#14	your own black heart	489
#87	yule gruel	14
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#51	zen motorcycle	1
#56	zmobie	17
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#56	zombie dinosaur egg	2
#21	zombie hollandaise	114
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#852	zombie pineal gland	5

Wow, that's 1,362,420 items total!

what items are this player missing?