Museum :: Snugglypoo

Snugglypoo

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#64	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#5	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#25	"DRINK ME" potion	2,465
#22	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	2
#82	"KICK ME" sign	7
#86	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#212	"caramel" orange	2
#24	"honey" dipper	1
#56	"meat" stick	19
#31	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	30
#108	1,970 carat gold	3
#225	1-ball	25
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#23	11-leaf clover	176
#96	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	128
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#143	1952 Mickey Mantle card	12
#202	2-ball	31
#15	20-lb can of rice and beans	40
#123	25-meat staff	1
#200	3-ball	33
#74	30669 scroll	142
#108	33398 scroll	237
#521	334 scroll	7
#197	37x37x37 puzzle cube	2
#183	4-ball	39
#140	4-d camera	1
#114	4-dimensional fez	1
#96	4-dimensional guitar	30
#41	4:20 bomb	10
#127	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#168	5-ball	42
#59	5-hour acrimony	20
#215	6-ball	28
#262	64067 scroll	1
#46	668 scroll	46
#24	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	200
#188	7-ball	39
#50	7-inch discus	1
#200	8-ball	177
#43	8-billed baseball cap	3
#63	8-bit banana	2
#290	9-ball	3
#34	99.44% pure math	1
#306	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#258	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#78	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	3
#228	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#23	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#54	A muse-bouche	8
#239	A. W. O. L. commendation	26
#65	ASCII fu manchu	5
#78	ASCII shirt	34
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#35	Accordion of Jordion	6
#21	Aerheads	3
#48	Affirmation Cookie	5
#28	Afternoon Delight	24
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#22	Aggressive Carrot	472
#28	Agitated Turkey	4
#4	Aiolion	3
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#57	Alewife™ Ale	55
🥉	Alexy sauce	69
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#144	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#139	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#168	Alice's Army Coward	2
#105	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#36	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#34	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	2
#29	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#17	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#40	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	2
#34	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#56	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#58	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#176	Alice's Army Guard	3
#129	Alice's Army Halberder	7
#128	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#139	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#166	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#164	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#83	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#170	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#150	Alice's Army Nurse	5
#173	Alice's Army Page	3
#144	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	5
#107	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#126	Alice's Army Spearsman	7
#169	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#142	Alice's Army Wallman	5
#9	Alice's Army booster box	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#409	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#73	Ambitious Turkey	8
#11	Amnesiac Ale	10
#64	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	2
#12	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	3
#58	Amulet of Yendor	317
#52	Ancient Protector Soda	12
#210	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#185	Angelhair Culottes	6
#164	Angry Farmer candy	1,073
#154	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#170	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#340	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#23	Arr, M80	2
#17	Arrow (+1)	324
#231	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#61	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#66	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#63	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#51	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#266	Asleep in the Cemetery	6
#6	Ass-Stompers of Violence	4
#142	Atomic Comic	3
#103	Atomic Pop	9
#46	Aura Libre	2
#22	AutumnFest ale	73
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#41	Aye Aye	2
#30	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#49	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	2
#9	Azurite	2,042
#19	BACON	48,502
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1046	BGE merchandise order form	1
#562	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1448	BGE shotglass	1
#183	BGE temporary tattoo	5
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#20	BRICKO brick	48,653
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#22	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#39	BRICKO eye brick	2,396
#19	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#48	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#110	BRICKO pearl	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#14	BRICKO reactor	30
#63	BRICKO stud	8
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#39	BROS Energy Drink	26
#62	BUBBLE GUM	4
#617	BURT	1
#76	Baja sopapilla	8
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#226	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#72	Bangyomaman battle juice	7
#154	Barney's rake	1
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#802	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	15
#51	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	38
#208	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	13
#73	Barulio's bottle	7
#100	Bash-Ōs boxtop	10
#55	Bash-Ōs cereal	16
#45	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#21	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	9
#33	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#58	Batfellow comic	3
#43	Battlie Light Saver	48
#9	Beach Buck	2,359
#12	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#61	Beignet Milgranet	3
#135	Belt of Howling Anger	3
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#64	Ben-Gal™ Balm	80
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#23	Bettie page	9
#15	Bicycle	1
#386	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#117	Big Punk	1
#30	Bit O' Ectoplasm	105
#64	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#60	BitterSweetTarts	96
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#408	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#11	Black Bart's Booty	2
#130	Black Body™ spray	2
#38	Black Hole	3
#61	Black No. 2	235
#13	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
🥉	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	123
#136	Blackfly Chardonnay	52
#138	Blatantly Canadian	30
#609	Bling of the New Wave	2
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#291	Blood Light	13
#39	Bloody Nora	2
#523	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#13	Bluzzard	1
#39	Bohemian rhapsody	31
#10	Boletus Broletus mushroom	12
#172	Bone's Farm "wine"	11
#182	Bonerdagon necklace	52
#36	Bonestabber	1
#118	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#16	Boosty Juice	2
#200	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#73	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
#25	Bordeaux Marteaux	12
#19	Boris's beer	1
#16	Boris's bread	1
#13	Boris's key lime	64
#164	Boris's key lime pie	7
#81	Boris's ring	16
#15	Boss Bat bling	116
#157	Boss Bat britches	76
#46	Boss Drops	22
#106	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#43	Bowl of Scorpions	21
#75	Bowlet	1
🥇	Boxing Day Pass	1,363
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#40	Bram's choker	4
#23	Brand of Violence	1
#30	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	10
#1558	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#16	Breathitin™	2
#44	Bright Water	4
#145	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	80
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#93	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#35	Bugbearclaw Donut	9
#831	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#102	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	2
#28	Bustle Hustler	7
#13	Buttery Boy	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#23	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	19
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#144	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#204	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#165	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	4
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#121	CRIMBCO scrip	3,205
#53	CRIMBCOIDS mints	31
#36	CRIMBCOLOAF	43
#152	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#156	CSA bravery badge	3
#174	CSA cheerfulness ration	7
#224	CSA discount card	1
#192	CSA obedience grenade	1
#179	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	5
#44	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#15	Calzone of Legend	2
#159	Camp Scout pup tent	3
#31	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#35	Candicaine	7
#38	Candy Alexander	3
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#105	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#100	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#20	Celsius 233	3
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#22	Centauri fish wine	6
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#42	Chakra Libre	2
#21	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	6
#9	Champagne Shimmy	9
#55	Charity's choker	5
#5	Charleston Choo-Choo	173
#12	Charleston shoes	1
#17	Charter: Nellyville	3
#16	Ched	1
#132	Cheer-Up soda	3
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#33	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	7
#28	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#180	Chester's bag of candy	1
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#56	Chester's moustache	2
#81	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#29	Choco-Mint patty	28
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#146	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#98	Chroner	989
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
🥇	Chubby and Plump bar	49,999
#29	Churchill	2
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#42	Citrus Crush wine cooler	6
#25	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
#42	Clara's bell	20
#245	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#53	Claybender glasses	14
#48	Climate Colada	1
#30	Cloaca Cola Polar	385
#1120	Cloaca grenade	7
#1263	Cloaca-Cola	5
#814	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	3
#261	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	10
#296	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#232	Cloaca-Cola shield	10
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#85	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
#30	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	66
#9	Cobra Bowl	4
#42	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#280	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#33	Codpiece of the Goblin King	88
#37	Coily™	2
#76	Coinspiracy	56
#110	Colander of Em-er'il	13
🥉	Cold Fang	2
#110	Cold Hots candy	151
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#127	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#145	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	9
#26	Comet Drop	8
#20	Comet Pop	99
#7	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	3
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#139	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	5
#6	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#22	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#91	Cookbook of the Damned	5
#10	Cool Brunch Pastaco	8
#348	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#81	Cornbeefadon	1
#135	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#123	Corpse Island iced tea	40
#65	Cosmic Calorie	1,000
🥉	Covers-Your-Head	3
#31	Cracklin' Oat Bran	31
#79	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#132	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1478	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#42	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#15	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#44	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#68	Crimbo Factory surprise box	36
#110	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#60	Crimbo candied pecan	541
#159	Crimbo candle	1
#16	Crimbo cookie sheet	11
#52	Crimbo crystal shards	6
#101	Crimbo dinner	4
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#11	Crimbo food scraps	736
#57	Crimbo fudge	613
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#53	Crimbo peppermint bark	578
#93	Crimbo pie	41
#531	Crimbo salad	1
#9	Crimbo stockings	2
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#81	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#10	Crimbo train emergency brake	288
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#351	Crimbo wreath	2
#16	Crimbojito	42
#88	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#359	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#111	Crimbosmopolitan	4
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#134	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#109	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#260	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#391	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#220	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#282	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
#318	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#473	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#367	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#254	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#19	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#27	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#1683	Crimboween memo	4
#101	Crimboysters Rockefeller	3
#5	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	14
#42	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
🥉	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	218
🥇	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	31
#7	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	23
#71	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	138
#5	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	20
🥈	Crimbuccaneer lantern	18
#40	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	25
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#285	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
#16	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	9
#135	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#5	Crimbuccaneer runebone	11
#18	Crimbuccaneer shirt	31
#28	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#10	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	9
🥉	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	12
#78	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#13	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	49
#1274	Crimbuck	345
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#882	Crown of the Goblin King	28
#66	Cursed Punch	2
#17	Cycloney	1
#214	D roll	30
#224	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#17	Dad's brandy	35
#173	Daffy Taffy	199
#45	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#42	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#41	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#43	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#40	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	3
#43	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#45	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#317	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#54	Dark & Starry	1
#26	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#13	Dear Past Self Package	1
#17	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#14	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	97
#77	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	4
#31	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#13	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#26	Dinsey Whinskey	2
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#6	Dinsey's brain	2
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#519	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#69	Disco Banjo	9
#190	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#16	Dish of Clarified Butter	54
#312	Divine	1
#24	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#202	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	18
#47	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	379
#36	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	2
#68	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	16
#356	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#39	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	3
#26	Doc's Fortifying Wine	3
#25	Doc's Limbering Wine	5
#19	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#24	Doc's Smartifying Wine	5
#23	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#15	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#150	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	79
#28	Doublepunchplanter	2
#124	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	29
#39	Drac & Tan	5
🥇	Dragonscale breastplate	37
#539	Dramatic™ range	1
#16	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#18	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	497
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#25	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	2
#87	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#19	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	2
#10	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#22	Drip harness	1
#4	Dripwood slab	1
#82	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	2
#75	Drowsy Sword	175
#19	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#51	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#51	Drunken Neurologist	1
#22	Drunken Philosopher	4
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#12	Drunkula's silky pants	2
🥈	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	37
#80	Dump Truck	1
#38	Duskwalker fangs	22
#27	Duskwalker syringe	73
#160	Dust bunny	5
#42	Dweebisol™ inhaler	12
#999	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#232	Dyspepsi-Cola	324
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#281	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	9
#352	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
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🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#6	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	4
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#10	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	4
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	4
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#6	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	4
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
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what items are this player missing?