Museum :: Splotz

Splotz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#273	1-ball	20
#240	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#254	2-ball	21
#274	3-ball	20
#40	37x37x37 puzzle cube	191
#300	4-ball	17
#306	5-ball	16
#99	5-hour acrimony	4
#249	6-ball	23
#270	7-ball	22
#254	8-ball	125
#401	9-ball	2
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#70	A Guide to Burning Leaves	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#52	ASCII fu manchu	10
#196	ASCII shirt	11
#12	Adventurer bobblehead	9
#119	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	2
#79	Alewife™ Ale	33
#178	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#134	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#127	Alice's Army Cleric	4
#111	Alice's Army Coward	5
#12	Alice's Army Dervish	26
#71	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#19	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	2
#21	Alice's Army Foil Coward	2
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#18	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	2
#24	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	4
#5	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	2
#22	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	4
#59	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#25	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	3
#5	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	3
#35	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	2
#27	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	3
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#203	Alice's Army Guard	2
#203	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#132	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#142	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#168	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#212	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#9	Alice's Army Martyr	35
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#97	Alice's Army Nurse	13
#202	Alice's Army Page	2
#214	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#10	Alice's Army Sniper	31
#159	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#172	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#159	Alice's Army Wallman	4
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#72	Ancient Saucehelm	18
#52	Angelhair Culottes	13
#388	Angry Farmer candy	266
#101	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
#21	Argarggagarg's fang	28
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#42	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	4
#35	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	7
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#37	Artist's Whisk of Misery	5
#95	Asleep in the Cemetery	11
#241	Atomic Comic	2
#64	Atomic Pop	17
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#858	BGE shotglass	8
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
🥉	BGE tiny plastic toy	358
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#30	BRICKO bulwark	7
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#41	BRICKO ooze	2
#26	BRICKO oyster	2
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#47	BRICKO stud	17
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#38	BUBBLE GUM	11
#19	Bal-musette accordion	2
#32	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	17
#27	Bangyomaman battle juice	43
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#70	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	91
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#272	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	10
#8	Barulio's bottle	130
#119	Bash-Ōs cereal	6
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#94	Battlie Light Saver	10
#35	Beach Comb Box	1
#100	Beignet Milgranet	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#113	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	7
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#32	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	1
#155	Blackfly Chardonnay	38
#45	Bling of the New Wave	14
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
#102	Blood Light	37
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#100	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#122	Bone's Farm "wine"	14
#149	Bonerdagon necklace	60
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#30	Boozehounds Anonymous token	35
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#1788	Boss Bat britches	4
#43	Bowl of Scorpions	21
#57	Bowlet	2
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#251	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	36
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#97	CRIMBCO lanyard	6
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#89	CRIMBCO wine	71
#8	CRIMBCOIDS mints	230
#19	CRIMBCOLOAF	93
#38	CSA cheerfulness ration	395
#31	CSA discount card	605
#42	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	474
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#20	Can of Spaghetto	2
#12	Carol of the Bulls	12
#12	Carol of the Hells	12
#12	Carol of the Thrills	12
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#80	Charity's choker	2
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
#28	Chinese curse words	13
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#17	Chori Zo trading card	7
#51	Claw of the Infernal Seal	15
#68	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	21
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#56	Colander of Em-er'il	18
#218	Cold Hots candy	44
#114	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
#82	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	18
#42	Comet Drop	3
#71	Comet Pop	2
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#67	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	36
#81	Cornbeefadon	1
#193	Corpse Island iced tea	27
#103	Cracklin' Oat Bran	2
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1480	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#303	Crimbo Credit	20
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#1350	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#8	Crimbo candle	35
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#1365	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#158	Crimbonium fuel rod	12
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#15	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	7
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#192	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	17
#51	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	9
#98	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#105	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	5
#62	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	10
#74	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	7
#59	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	9
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#84	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	6
#88	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	6
#95	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	6
#7	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	2
#103	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	5
#84	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	7
#181	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	21
#62	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	8
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#81	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	7
#151	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	26
#159	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	9
#58	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	8
#51	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
#202	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	17
#88	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	6
#139	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	3
#5	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	3
#130	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	12
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#156	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	25
#117	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	13
#171	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	20
#106	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#9	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	3
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1090	Crimbuck	522
#280	Crown of the Goblin King	83
#38	Cursed Punch	6
#108	Daffy Taffy	381
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#45	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	2
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#203	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	28
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#64	Disco 'Fro Pick	19
#30	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	13
#79	Disgeist	1
#31	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#235	Divine	2
#77	Dolphin King's crown	48
#287	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	32
#58	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	58
#44	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	243
#46	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	9
#171	Drowsy Sword	106
#80	Dump Truck	1
#87	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#272	Dyspepsi-Cola	267
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#21	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#96	El Sombrero De Lopez	17
#52	Elder Turtle Shell	19
#13	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	4
#117	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	31
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#20	Ellsbury's journal	3
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#69	Elvish delight	8
#80	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#125	Enchanted Plunger	1
#464	Ent cider	14
#134	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
#283	FDKOL commendation	1,687
#48	FDKOL hotcakes	174
#28	Fantasma en la Máquina	126
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#123	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	111
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#45	Fitspiration™ poster	64
#76	Flaming Knob	1
#53	Fog Murderer	5
#30	Folder Holder	1
#54	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#431	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#65	Fu Manchu Wax	6
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#57	Galapagosian Cuisses	13
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#32	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	18
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#32	Gearhead Goo	37
#29	Genalen™ Bottle	285
#8	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	18
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#98	Gnollish Crossdress	3
#65	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	6
#119	Go-Wassail	171
#32	God Lobster Egg	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#19	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	30
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#457	Gummi-Gnauga	4
#44	Gummy Brains	12
#20	Guzzlr application	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#226	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	19
#25	Heimandatz's heart	32
#5	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#38	Hundred Headed IPA	8
#94	Iceberglar scarf	4
#76	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	73
#82	Illuminati earpiece	3
#214	Imp Ale	1,062
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#25	Interview With You (a Vampire)	15
#260	Iron Beta of Industry	37
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#19	Jocko Homo's head	28
#309	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	30
#70	Kissin' Cousins	8
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#23	Knob Goblin Mutagen	122
#453	Knob Goblin elite shirt	11
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#52	Knob jelly donut	6
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#15	Knob nuts	104
#376	Knob sausage	9
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#178	Knoll shroomkabob	9
#35	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
#28	Kokomo Resort Pass	13
#65	Krakrox's Loincloth	12
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#44	Kudzu slaw	13
#12	LCD game: Burger Belt	313
#12	LCD game: Food Eater	341
#11	LCD game: Garbage River	330
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#13	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#24	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	135
#73	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	16
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#84	Lederhosen of the Night	14
#52	Leonard's glasses	14
#79	Let Me Be!	11
#37	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	45
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#30	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#305	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	82
#258	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	38
🥈	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	2
#276	Mad Train wine	382
#183	Mae West	5
#46	Manetwich	20
#50	Mansquito's blood	12
#21	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#37	Mark of the Bugbear	9
#32	Mark of the Ghost	9
#49	Mark of the Skeleton	6
#36	Mark of the Vampire	8
#44	Mark of the Werewolf	7
#42	Mark of the Zombie	6
#34	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	10
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#37	MayDay™ contract	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#42	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	162
#119	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	94
#29	Memory Disk, Alpha	1
#43	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#58	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
🥉	Merc Core challenge coin	1
#86	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	28
#22	Microplushie: Bropane	333
#27	Microplushie: Dorkonide	100
#18	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	153
#23	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	70
#19	Microplushie: Gothochondria	258
#20	Microplushie: Hippylase	378
#18	Microplushie: Hipsterine	44
#18	Microplushie: Hobomosome	200
#18	Microplushie: Otakulone	408
#16	Microplushie: Raverdrine	236
#18	Microplushie: Sororitrate	318
#74	Mini-Crimbot crate	2
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#66	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	1
#84	Missing Eye Simulation Device	5
#132	Misty Cape	16
#111	Misty Cloak	16
#107	Misty Robe	23
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#212	Mon Tiki	5
#111	Monstar energy beverage	115
#7	Monster Manuel	1
#51	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#17	Morbidda trading card	8
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#94	Mountain Stream soda	685
#163	Mr. Accessory	1
#88	Mr. Haggis	43
#252	Mr. Mediocrebar	217
#18	Ms. Accessory	2
#91	Muschat	1
#108	My First Art of War	4
#76	Nardz energy beverage	15
#45	Nayztameetjoo trading card	3
#109	Necbro wafers	3
#165	Necrotelicomnicon	4
#191	Neuromancer	3
#46	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#17	New-You Club Membership Form	1
#113	Newbiesport™ tent	69
#54	Newman's Own Trousers	14
#1202	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	2
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#64	Northern pemmican	3
#13	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	356
#16	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	362
#11	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	403
#7	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	208
#7	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	204
#7	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	195
#131	O'RLY manual	9
#62	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	12
#79	Okee-Dokee soda	7
#133	Orange Star of Sacrifice	15
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#38	Osk'r Chow	28
#26	Our Daily Candles™ order form	1
#9	P.B.L.T.	1,976
#13	PB&BP	30
#45	PEEZ dispenser	371
#15	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1,464
#10	Pack of Every Card	2
#34	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	39
#26	Pantsgiving	1
#45	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#121	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	13
#444	Pine-Fresh air freshener	5
#464	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#26	Pocket Meteor Guide	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#104	Pocket Square of Loathing	1
#24	Poison Oak trading card	5
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#4	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	268
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	367
#25	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	13
🥉	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	543
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	451
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	454
#15	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	53
#6	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	49
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	200
#4	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	347
#16	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	20
#7	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	164
#5	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	271
#6	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	206
🥈	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	814
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#107	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	12
#16	Psycho From The Heat	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#57	Racisto Ruidoso	8
#97	Rad Lib	1
#282	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#421	Ram's Face Lager	47
#25	Rattlin' Chains	30
#15	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	13
#26	Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie	1
#29	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
#28	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
#51	Red Army camouflage kit	27
#370	Red Pill	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#38	Redeye™ Eyedrops	35
#209	Regular Cloaca Cola	6
#18	Rethinking Candy	2
#52	Rock Garden Guide	1
#449	Rock Pops	120
#57	Rogue Windmill Rouge	5
#40	Rompedores de Fantasmas	103
#18	Roo trading card	9
#46	S.A.V.E. flyer	10
#48	S.I.T. Course Voucher	1
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#11	SMOOCH soda	1,697
#14	Safari Jack's moustache	30
#62	Scalp of Gorgolok	20
#50	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#87	Scuba Snack	3
#216	Senior Mints	38
#104	Sensual Massage for Creeps	9
#26	Serenity trading card	5
#123	Shield of Icy Fate	3
#25	Shivering Chèvre	241
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#49	Silver Bullet beer	42
#92	Sinful Desires	8
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#29	Skullery Maid's Knee	84
#86	Skullhead's Screw	2
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#72	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2
#392	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#71	Small Medium	1
#19	Smart Bone Dust	71
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#400	Snow Queen Crown	5
#20	Snow Suit	1
#78	Sogg-Os	6
#44	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#47	Source terminal file: critical.enh	1
#48	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	1
#47	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	1
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#16	Spacegate access badge	1
#132	Spam Witch sammich	474
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#24	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#113	Squat-Thrust Magazine	7
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#15	Star Spawn	32
#535	Steal This Candy	2
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#13	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	246
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#188	stuffed Meat	193
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#266	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	133
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#78	sun-dried tofu	5
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#14	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	42
#90	synthetic rock	1
#34	t8r tots	736
#110	taco shell	174
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#19	tangled mass of creepy pasta	18
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#36	temporary tribal tattoo	33
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#54	teqiwila slammer	18
#47	tequila with training wheels	39
#79	terrible poem	20
#19	thanksgiving turkey	4
#119	that gum you like	11
#100	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#35	the kindest cold cut	22
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#45	thistle wine	146
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#181	throwing bone	6
#1332	throwing wrench	2
#66	thyme jelly donut	1
#25	tiny barrel	78
#12	tiny canopic jar	143
🥈	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	474
#6	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	179
🥉	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	337
🥇	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	139
🥈	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	392
🥈	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	141
🥇	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	201
🥈	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	495
🥈	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	435
🥉	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	111
#4	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	317
🥈	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	443
🥇	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	274
🥇	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	286
#4	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	292
🥈	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	385
🥇	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	253
🥇	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	371
🥈	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	149
🥉	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	335
🥉	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	379
#98	tiny die-cast golden ring	4
🥇	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	291
🥇	tiny die-cast killing bird	360
🥈	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	526
🥉	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	408
🥇	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	247
#5	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	299
🥇	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	144
🥉	tiny die-cast turtle mech	61
#8	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	101
#29	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	251
#14	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	5
🥈	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4,732
#19	tiny plastic Axe Wound	279
#15	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	212
🥈	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3,482
🥈	tiny plastic Beebee King	3,661
#10	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	208
#10	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	20
🥇	tiny plastic Big Candy	107
#29	tiny plastic Black Knight	258
#14	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	260
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#11	tiny plastic Boss Bat	347
🥈	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	991
#7	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	77
🥉	tiny plastic Café Elf	23
#8	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	8
#7	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	703
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#73	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	166
🥇	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	747
🥈	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3,249
#14	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	37
#17	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	3
#8	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	11
#19	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	420
#19	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	355
#10	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	311
#14	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	9
#4	tiny plastic Crimbomega	27
🥈	tiny plastic Crimbomination	541
#5	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	40
🥈	tiny plastic Crimbot	51
#28	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	26
#6	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	6
#4	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	155
🥉	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	5
#10	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	51
#31	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	2
#5	tiny plastic Father McGruber	735
#15	tiny plastic Felonia	239
🥇	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	362
#26	tiny plastic G Imp	225
🥈	tiny plastic GORM-8	286
🥉	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	62
#5	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	68
#22	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	288
#26	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	295
🥈	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	4,447
#19	tiny plastic Hellion	303
#21	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	254
#12	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	33
#49	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
🥈	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	196
#20	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	177
#28	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	268
#21	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	299
#20	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	313
#19	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	350
#5	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	46
#7	tiny plastic Krampus	13
🥈	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1,020
#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
🥇	tiny plastic MechaElf	930
#15	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	3
#24	tiny plastic Mirth	2
#18	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	65
🥉	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	334
🥈	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4,488
#31	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	269
#24	tiny plastic Penny	2
#7	tiny plastic Professor What	4
#22	tiny plastic Protagonist	326
🥈	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3,246
🥈	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	683
🥈	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	60
🥈	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4,702
#272	tiny plastic Scream Queen	5
#51	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
#28	tiny plastic Spam Witch	279
#22	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	320
#49	tiny plastic Susie	1
🥉	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	48
#17	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	222
#18	tiny plastic The Man	193
#4	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	32
🥇	tiny plastic Toybot	388
#22	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	325
#10	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	295
🥇	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	876
🥉	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	858
#25	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	285
🥇	tiny plastic Your Brain	129
🥈	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	348
#164	tiny plastic accordion thief	20
🥉	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	35
#45	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	17
#21	tiny plastic angry bugbear	513
#74	tiny plastic angry goat	198
🥉	tiny plastic angry space marine	4,053
🥉	tiny plastic angry vikings	31
#19	tiny plastic anime smiley	267
🥇	tiny plastic animelf	1,209
#23	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	251
#19	tiny plastic astronomer	319
#352	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	43
🥈	tiny plastic bad vibe	84
#72	tiny plastic barrrnacle	174
🥈	tiny plastic batbugbear	5,298
#16	tiny plastic beanbat	462
🥈	tiny plastic bee swarm	4,919
🥈	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4,900
🥈	tiny plastic beebee queue	4,573
#238	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	14
🥈	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4,963
🥈	tiny plastic blazing bat	4,941
#44	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	400
#13	tiny plastic blooper	288
#22	tiny plastic brainsweeper	365
#18	tiny plastic briefcase bat	455
🥈	tiny plastic bugaboo	4,593
🥈	tiny plastic buzzerker	4,613
#19	tiny plastic caboose	2
🥈	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4,963
#23	tiny plastic chem lab	2
#7	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	122
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#61	tiny plastic cocoabo	208
#191	tiny plastic coffee pixie	69
🥇	tiny plastic colollilossus	354
#20	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	195
#27	tiny plastic cubist bull	270
#23	tiny plastic demoninja	292
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#64	tiny plastic disco bandit	47
#9	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	9
#23	tiny plastic drunk goat	329
#5	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	29
#20	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	44
🥉	tiny plastic fax machine	148
#28	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	161
#28	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	310
🥈	tiny plastic fire servant	3,617
#34	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	146
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#18	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	3
#31	tiny plastic fruit golem	255
#44	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	419
#59	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	222
#36	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	544
#26	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	285
#19	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	54
#57	tiny plastic golden gundam	578
#24	tiny plastic goth giant	275
#45	tiny plastic grue	346
#19	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	287
#183	tiny plastic hermit	18
🥉	tiny plastic hobo elf	344
#30	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	845
🥈	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3,299
#41	tiny plastic killer bee	466
#23	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	363
#47	tiny plastic leprechaun	365
#42	tiny plastic levitating potato	411
#19	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	211
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#14	tiny plastic mime executive	8
🥈	tiny plastic mime functionary	75
#4	tiny plastic mime scientist	65
🥉	tiny plastic mime soldier	64
🥈	tiny plastic moneybee	5,044
#37	tiny plastic mosquito	518
🥈	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	36
🥈	tiny plastic mumblebee	5,088
#8	tiny plastic mutant elf	149
#26	tiny plastic ninja snowman	295
#10	tiny plastic nog lab	6
🥈	tiny plastic orphan	30
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#15	tiny plastic pastamancer	151
🥈	tiny plastic peacannon	3,421
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
🥉	tiny plastic protector spectre	5
🥈	tiny plastic reindeer	31
#74	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	175
#27	tiny plastic sauceror	101
#17	tiny plastic scary clown	344
#14	tiny plastic sea elf	4
#11	tiny plastic seal clubber	209
🥈	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	94
#18	tiny plastic senile lihc	378
#10	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	56
#25	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	297
🥈	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3,578
#23	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	360
#55	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	240
#28	tiny plastic spooky vampire	223
#43	tiny plastic stab bat	431
#45	tiny plastic star starfish	310
#5	tiny plastic stocking mimic	65
#4	tiny plastic strand of DNA	180
#111	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	61
#32	tiny plastic taco cat	183
🥇	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	852
🥈	tiny plastic the Free Man	3,362
#21	tiny plastic topiary golem	236
🥉	tiny plastic trollipop	303
#25	tiny plastic turtle tamer	115
#32	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	217
🥇	tiny plastic warbear	350
🥇	tiny plastic warbear fortress	355
#12	tiny plastic warwelf	294
#26	tiny plastic whitesnake	251
#4	tiny plastic wild beaver	32
#5	tiny plastic yuleviathan	9
#26	tiny plastic zmobie	158
#460	toast	2,173
#91	toast with jam	2
#73	toasted brie	1
#96	tobiko-infused sake	1
#41	toe jam toast	3
#129	tofu casserole	13
#466	tofurkey gravy	19
#272	tofurkey leg	30
#37	tomato soup poster	16
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#58	tonic djinn	31
#149	toothbrush	11
#653	top	7
#54	topiary skunk	1
#446	torn hellseal sinew	7
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#56	totally sweet mohawk helmet	7
#194	tourmalime	37
#43	towel	167
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#38	traffic jam toast	3
#12	training scroll: Shattering Punch	6
#16	training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique	9
#9	training scroll: Snokebomb	11
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#1037	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#31	triad summoning scroll	15
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#139	trilobite candy mold	1
#138	trilobite fossil	40
#45	tube of pendulum lube	12
#52	tube of villain white	7
#133	tube sock	4
#54	turtle mud	8
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#105	twist of lime	1
#73	ultrafondue	2
#44	una poca de gracia	34
#49	uncooked chorizo	149
#34	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#35	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	1
#35	unholy water	45
#86	unidentified jerky	478
#138	unnamed cocktail	1
#41	unoccupied sheep suit	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#44	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
#296	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	15
#813	unstable DNA	55
#110	unstable quark	9
#20	untamable turtle	30
#55	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#31	unusual disco ball	27
#106	used beer	1
#1011	useless powder	43
#252	valuable trinket	351
#73	vampire chowder	19
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#80	very overdue library book	10
#23	vial of swamp vapors	68
#67	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	560
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#200	vodka stratocaster	2
#38	voodoo glowskull	151
#67	vorpal blade	182
#26	voter registration form	1
#87	votive candle	3
#75	wad of tofu	132
#131	walrus ice cream	1
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#106	warbear badge	1
#75	warbear battery	31
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#124	warbear bearserker mead	3
#110	warbear bearserker potion	14
#6	warbear beeping telegram	143
#142	warbear blizzard mead	2
#47	warbear breakfast machine assembler	11
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#99	warbear drone assembler	6
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#64	warbear empathy chip	9
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#154	warbear feasting bread	3
#133	warbear feasting mead	4
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#383	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#13	warbear liquid lasers	28
#114	warbear liquid overcoat	16
#13	warbear metalworking primer	44
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#10	warbear procedural hilarity drone	55
#12	warbear robo-camouflage unit	50
#85	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	13
#4	warbear snowblindness goggles	2
#163	warbear soda machine assembler	3
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#127	warbear thermoregulator bread	2
#25	warbear trouser fragment	178
#17	warbear wardance potion	90
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#20	warehouse clerk's glasses	56
#80	warehouse key	11
#13	warehouse walkie-talkie	89
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#46	water purification pills	568
#134	watered-down Red Minotaur	8
#1538	wheel	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#158	white Xanadian	2
#165	white chocolate and tomato pizza	15
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#218	white chocolate chip cookies	19
#122	white chocolate chips	122
#139	white hat hacker T-shirt	10
#67	white lightning	361
#69	white page	6
#415	white rice	1
#77	white snake skin	176
#10	whole roasted chicken	29
#37	wild honey pie	1
#134	wind-up meatcar	84
#615	witch hat	1
#595	wool hat	1
#198	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#85	wrapped candy cane sword cane	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#184	wrench bracelet	20
#49	wrestling mask	6
#12	wumpus hair	145
#58	x-ray mirror	3
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#109	yak skin	13
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#108	yellow brick road	12
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#147	yellow gummi ingot	231
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#2050	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#212	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	10
#14	yellow puck	1
#145	yellow striped oyster egg	15
#364	yeti fur	469
#20	zombie hollandaise	114

Wow, that's 291,097 items total!

what items are this player missing?