| 🥇 | Überraschthexengebräu | 8,257 |
| #17 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 13 |
| #10 | "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt | 11 |
| 🥈 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 31,261 |
| #50 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| 🥇 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 3,970 |
| #10 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 40 |
| 🥉 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 3 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #22 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 3 |
| 🥇 | A muse-bouche | 4,898 |
| #173 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 39 |
| #94 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #6 | Affirmation Cookie | 248 |
| #104 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 11 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Bowman | 11 |
| #67 | Alice's Army Cleric | 11 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Coward | 11 |
| #77 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 19 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #44 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| 🥇 | Amulet of Perpetual Darkness | 2,520 |
| #4 | Ancient Protector Soda | 179 |
| #4 | Ancient Saucehelm | 98 |
| 🥈 | Angelhair Culottes | 59 |
| #11 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 3 |
| #6 | Argarggagarg's fang | 61 |
| #12 | Arr, M80 | 11 |
| 🥇 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 28 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #50 | AutumnFest ale | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | Azurite | 906,524 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO reactor | 29 |
| #7 | BRICKO stud | 1,332 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #18 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #52 | BURT | 521 |
| #14 | Bag o' Tricks | 3 |
| 🥈 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 59 |
| #56 | Barney's rake | 6 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #10 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 272 |
| #11 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 119 |
| #15 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 45 |
| #9 | Batfellow comic | 21 |
| #7 | Beach Buck | 2,890 |
| #10 | Beach Comb Box | 3 |
| #49 | Belt of Howling Anger | 10 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #15 | Bjorn's Hammer | 28 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #10 | Black and White Apron Meal Kit | 125 |
| #4 | Bling of the New Wave | 56 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #4 | Boltsmann ID badge | 11 |
| #35 | Bonerdagon necklace | 145 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #91 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #12 | Boosty Juice | 3 |
| #28 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 14 |
| #9 | Boris's Helm | 2 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #7 | Boris's beer | 18 |
| #8 | Boris's bread | 15 |
| #16 | Boss Bat bling | 127 |
| #9 | Boss Bat britches | 306 |
| #14 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 2 |
| #14 | Boxing Day care package | 2 |
| 🥇 | Brand of Violence | 24 |
| #70 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 23 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #65 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #4 | Buddy Bjorn | 3 |
| #7 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 3 |
| #15 | Buttery Boy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #589 | CRIMBCO mug | 19 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #7 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1,521 |
| #11 | Calzone of Legend | 3 |
| #15 | Camp Scout backpack | 3 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #5 | Carpathian longsword | 724 |
| #24 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #15 | Champagne Shimmy | 3 |
| 🥇 | Charleston Choo-Choo | 5,812 |
| 🥇 | Charter: Nellyville | 1,849 |
| 🥈 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #26 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #23 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #12 | Choco-Mint patty | 168 |
| #4 | Chroner | 9,468 |
| #42 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #11 | Clara's bell | 69 |
| #4 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 60 |
| #51 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 9 |
| #5 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 396 |
| #24 | Coily™ | 3 |
| #16 | Coinspiracy | 3,930 |
| 🥉 | Colander of Em-er'il | 70 |
| 🥇 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 18 |
| #6 | Comet Pop | 411 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #7 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 3 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 14 |
| #76 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 33 |
| #77 | Cosmic Calorie | 740 |
| #46 | Covert Ops for Kids | 3 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbo Credit | 3,988 |
| #20 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbo cookie sheet | 936 |
| #8 | Crimbo crystal shards | 69 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo pants | 2 |
| 🥉 | Crimbo sapling | 3 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbow Rainbo | 16 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 24,925 |
| #958 | Crimbuck | 712 |
| #11 | Crown of Thrones | 3 |
| #234 | Crown of the Goblin King | 94 |
| #10 | CyberRealm keycode | 1 |
| 🥉 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 3 |
| #289 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #11 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 114 |
| #8 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 142 |
| #12 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 152 |
| #9 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 103 |
| #7 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 217 |
| #10 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 138 |
| #10 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 113 |
| #58 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 3 |
| 🥇 | Dark Jill-O-Lantern | 3 |
| #25 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #4 | Dear Past Self Package | 3 |
| #12 | Deep Dish of Legend | 3 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #22 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #4 | Dinsey's brain | 3 |
| #6 | Dinsey's glove | 3 |
| #6 | Dinsey's oculus | 2 |
| #6 | Dinsey's pants | 2 |
| 🥉 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 3 |
| #4 | Dinsey's radar dish | 2 |
| #5 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 72 |
| #36 | Disco Banjo | 15 |
| #5 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 3 |
| #130 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #9 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 3 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #7 | Drowsy Sword | 508 |
| 🥇 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 269 |
| 🥈 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 11 |
| #5 | Ed the Undying exhibit crate | 3 |
| #6 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 75 |
| #18 | El Vibrato drone | 7 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #11 | El Vibrato helmet | 2 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #374 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #12 | El Vibrato restraints | 68 |
| 🥈 | Elder Turtle Shell | 67 |
| #18 | Elf Guard MPC | 10,560 |
| #131 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| #26 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 9 |
| 🥇 | Ellsbury's journal | 23 |
| 🥈 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 2 |
| #44 | Ellsbury's skull | 2 |
| #11 | Elvish sunglasses | 4 |
| 🥇 | Eye Agate | 858,271 |
| #307 | FDKOL commendation | 1,344 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #36 | Falcon™ Maltese Liquor | 2 |
| #52 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 4 |
| #9 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 385 |
| 🥈 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1,275 |
| #8 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 623 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm mead | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #19 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1,002 |
| 🥇 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 3 |
| #39 | Finnish Fish | 1 |
| 🥇 | Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory | 2,369 |
| #8 | Folder Holder | 3 |
| #30 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 5 |
| #17 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 3 |
| #6 | Freddy Kruegerand | 3,853 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #14 | FunFunds™ | 6,810 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 18 |
| 🥈 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 56 |
| #197 | Game Grid ticket | 11 |
| #155 | Game Grid token | 11 |
| 🥇 | Game Grid valued membership card | 12 |
| #35 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #27 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 19 |
| #62 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 8 |
| 🥇 | Giant black monolith | 2,216 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| 🥇 | Girdle of Hatred | 18 |
| #112 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 19 |
| #24 | Glenn's golden dice | 6 |
| #9 | God Lobster Egg | 3 |
| #418 | Goodfella contract | 57 |
| #12 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #14 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 57 |
| #4 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 3 |
| #53 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #42 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #4 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 86 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #7 | Greatest American Pants | 4 |
| #33 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 14 |
| #167 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #18 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #4 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 1,489 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| #11 | Guzzlrbuck | 360 |
| #5 | Heimandatz's heart | 86 |
| #9 | Hell ramen | 1,234 |
| #36 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 11 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #42 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 4 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #165 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #44 | Holiday Multitasking | 3 |
| 🥈 | Holiday Multitasking (used) | 1 |
| #4 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 10 |
| #32 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 3 |
| 🥇 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 3 |
| 🥇 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Iceberglar scarf | 2,179 |
| #5 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 10 |
| #16 | Imp Ale | 22,012 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| 🥉 | Instant Karma | 1,079 |
| #43 | Iron Beta of Industry | 191 |
| 🥇 | Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey | 15 |
| #1037 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jarlsberg's pan | 4 |
| #12 | Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #6 | Jocko Homo's head | 56 |
| 🥇 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 24 |
| #10 | Juju Mojo Mask | 4 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 2,761 |
| #7 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 3 |
| #4 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 60 |
| #7 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 4 |
| #9 | Kudzu slaw | 160 |
| #10 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 7,347 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 4 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #7 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 66 |
| 🥇 | Lapis Lazuli | 737,464 |
| #22 | Lavalos's shell | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #5 | Lederhosen of the Night | 66 |
| #26 | Lemonade-235 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lens of Hatred | 21 |
| 🥇 | Lens of Violence | 48 |
| 🥉 | Letter from Carrie Bradshaw | 155 |
| #4 | Liam's mail | 1,063 |
| #8 | Libram of BRICKOs | 6 |
| #24 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 3 |
| #15 | Libram of Divine Favors | 3 |
| #25 | Libram of Love Songs | 3 |
| #7 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 3 |
| #8 | Libram of Resolutions | 3 |
| 🥇 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 4 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Idol Microphone | 20,848 |
| #5 | Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) | 16 |
| 🥉 | Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) | 28 |
| 🥉 | Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) | 32 |
| #11 | Loathing Legion knife | 3 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #128 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #10 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 508 |
| #7 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 8 |
| #25 | Mace of the Tortoise | 19 |
| #13 | Mad Train wine | 33,456 |
| #156 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #29 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| 🥇 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1,504 |
| #9 | March hat | 3 |
| #145 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 107 |
| #23 | Martialest Arts trophy | 4 |
| 🥇 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1,165 |
| 🥈 | Mayam spinach | 320 |
| #10 | Mayflower bouquet | 3 |
| #10 | Mayodiol | 11 |
| #14 | Mayoflex | 11 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #11 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 4 |
| #10 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 3 |
| 🥇 | Meat Butler | 4,197 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #41 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 2 |
| #358 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 13 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Beanslinging | 1 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Cow Punching | 3 |
| 🥇 | Memories of Snake Oiling | 1 |
| #15 | Memory Disk, Alpha | 7 |
| #17 | Mer-kin darkbook | 7 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #39 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 2 |
| #29 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 739 |
| #16 | Mer-kin switchblade | 2 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meteoid ice beam | 11 |
| #12 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #18 | Misty Cape | 107 |
| #10 | Misty Cloak | 139 |
| #11 | Misty Robe | 177 |
| #4 | Monster Manuel | 2 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #68 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #13 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 3 |
| 🥇 | Mr. Accessaturday | 4,648 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #51 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 3 |
| #6 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 624 |
| #19 | Mrs. Rush | 3 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| 🥈 | My First Art of War | 89 |
| #4 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 3 |
| #27 | Neverending Party favor | 51 |
| #35 | Neverending Party guest pass | 2 |
| #15 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 3 |
| #5 | New-You Club Membership Form | 3 |
| #4 | Newman's Own Trousers | 86 |
| #20 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 149 |
| #16 | Nog-on-the-Cob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 25 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #232 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #7 | Operation Patriot Shield | 4 |
| #43 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 32 |
| #5 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 3 |
| #24 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 25 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| 🥇 | Osk'r Chow | 4,540 |
| #10 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 3 |
| #10 | PB&BP | 39 |
| #68 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 2 |
| #7 | Pack of Every Card | 3 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 18 |
| #8 | Pantsgiving | 3 |
| #9 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 16 |
| #90 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #12 | Pener's drumstick | 7 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #6 | Pete's rich ricotta | 12 |
| #9 | Pete's wiley whey bar | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pigsticker of Violence | 24 |
| #8 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 58 |
| 🥇 | PirateRealm party hat | 37 |
| #10 | Pizza of Legend | 5 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #5 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #73 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #4 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 7 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #185 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 8 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #182 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
| #244 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #416 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #410 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #207 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 10 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 13 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 8 |
| #192 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Racisto Ruidoso | 3 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #11 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer | 12 |
| #9 | Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread | 11 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend | 20 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend | 19 |
| #7 | Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup | 17 |
| #10 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 14 |
| #7 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar | 22 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend | 19 |
| #9 | Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 15 |
| #7 | Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta | 23 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris | 18 |
| #11 | Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone | 18 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 19 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia | 23 |
| #8 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 17 |
| #78 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger tattoo kit | 14 |
| #25 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| 🥇 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1,346 |
| 🥉 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 3 |
| #17 | Rock Garden Guide | 3 |
| #242 | Rock and Roll Legend | 7 |
| 🥇 | Rubee™ | 195,602 |
| #115 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #13 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 4 |
| #5 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 3 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #84 | Sacramento wine | 3 |
| #5 | Safari Jack's moustache | 56 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #4 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 73 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #6 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 3 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #24 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 3 |
| 🥉 | Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention | 2 |
| #23 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 3 |
| #30 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 3 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #55 | Shield of Icy Fate | 8 |
| #86 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 12 |
| 🥉 | Silly Little Love Song | 11 |
| #11 | Small Medium | 3 |
| #10 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 2 |
| #6 | Snow Suit | 3 |
| #78 | Sogg-Os | 6 |
| #17 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 3 |
| #14 | Source essence | 422,910 |
| 🥇 | Source shades | 6,560 |
| 🥉 | Source terminal | 3 |
| #14 | Sourfinger | 1 |
| #29 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 3 |
| 🥇 | Space Trip safety headphones | 11 |
| #19 | Spacegate Research | 3,679 |
| 🥈 | Spacegate access badge | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty snake | 1 |
| #19 | Spooky VHS Tape | 8 |
| #8 | Spookyraven signet | 692 |
| #5 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 11 |
| #9 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 69 |
| #7 | St. Pete's sneaky smoothie | 6 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #35 | St. Sneaky Pete's Whey | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 446 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 4 |
| #4 | Staff of Kitchen Royalty | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 18 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #5 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 2 |
| #9 | Staff of the Electric Range | 7 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 5 |
| #23 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 3 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #4 | Staff of the Woodfire | 2 |
| #14 | Steamboat | 1 |
| #44 | Stephen's lab coat | 7 |
| #31 | Sword of Dark Omens | 14 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 22,937 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Author's inkwell | 5,901 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #10 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 3 |
| #4 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 549 |
| #5 | The Emperor's new hat | 11 |
| #6 | The Emperor's new pants | 11 |
| #6 | The Emperor's new shirt | 11 |
| 🥉 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #6 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 3 |
| #15 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 6 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Legendary Beat | 25 |
| #10 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 66 |
| 🥈 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 4 |
| #5 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 3 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 3 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #13 | The One Mood Ring | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #6 | The Smith's Tome | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 10 |
| #5 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 3 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #4 | Thor's Pliers | 3 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #1005 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 28 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 5 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #609 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 8 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 9 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #798 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 7 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 7 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 25 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 8 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #139 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #613 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 13 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 9 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #33 | Tome of Clip Art | 3 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #10 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 3 |
| #21 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 3 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #11 | Travoltan trousers | 3 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #22 | UV monocular | 5 |
| #5 | Unagnimated Gnome | 3 |
| #7 | Uncle Buck | 11 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #11 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #6 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 3 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #4 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 570 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 3 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #6 | V for Vivala mask | 3 |
| #64 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #34 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #13 | Velougats™ | 1 |
| #4 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 56 |
| #8 | Volcoino | 1,333 |
| 🥈 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 13,646 |
| #6 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 5 |
| #113 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| 🥉 | Witchess Set | 3 |
| 🥈 | X-32-F snowman crate | 3 |
| #10 | Xi Receiver Unit | 1 |
| #18 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 20 |
| #16 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 3 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #5 | Yakisoba's hat | 59 |
| #35 | Yeast of Boris | 1 |
| #91 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 24 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #26 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 24 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #16 | [glitch season reward name] | 1 |
| #11 | a cute angel | 3 |
| #13 | absentee voter ballot | 38 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #5 | adobe abacus | 3 |
| #5 | adobe abaya | 3 |
| #5 | adobe adze | 4 |
| #5 | adobe arsecover | 3 |
| #7 | adobe ascot | 3 |
| 🥇 | adobe assortment | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ayam | 3 |
| #11 | adobe brittle | 6 |
| #7 | adorable seal larva | 60 |
| #8 | adventurer clone egg | 3 |
| 🥉 | aerated diving helmet | 383 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| 🥈 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 3 |
| #9 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 3 |
| #4 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 3 |
| #4 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 3 |
| 🥇 | alabaster bishop | 121 |
| 🥇 | alabaster king | 185 |
| 🥇 | alabaster knight | 109 |
| 🥇 | alabaster pawn | 966 |
| 🥇 | alabaster queen | 308 |
| 🥇 | alabaster rook | 197 |
| #7 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| 🥇 | alien autoautopsy kit | 5,157 |
| 🥇 | alien gemstone | 1,254 |
| 🥈 | alien plant fibers | 1,328 |
| #8 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| 🥇 | alien rock sample | 57,634 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | alien toenails | 5,522 |
| 🥇 | alphabet gum | 66,465 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #26 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 9 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #113 | angst burger | 2 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #15 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 2 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker figurine | 11 |
| 🥈 | antique nutcracker hat | 20 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| 🥉 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 11 |
| #52 | antique painting of a landscape | 11 |
| #198 | antique record album | 14 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| 🥇 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 8,275 |
| #23 | artisanal homebrew gift package | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #10 | asbestos ore | 2,345 |
| 🥇 | assassin's cheese knife | 7,396 |
| 🥇 | asshat | 733,333 |
| #17 | astral badger | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #11 | automa-bot parts | 2,345 |
| 🥉 | autumnal aegis | 3 |
| 🥉 | autumnic balm | 16 |
| #4 | autumnic bomb | 14 |
| 🥈 | baby camelCalf | 3 |
| #36 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #9 | bacteria bisque | 11 |
| #25 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #14 | bad-ass club | 21 |
| #14 | badass belt | 546 |
| 🥈 | badge of authority | 893 |
| #4 | bag of Iunion stones | 3 |
| #326 | bag of bones | 5 |
| #67 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #9 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 3 |
| #7 | baked veggie ricotta casserole | 18 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #4 | bakelite bits | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #5 | ballast turtle | 129 |
| #160 | balloon monkey | 11 |
| #8 | balsam barrel | 2 |
| #6 | banana split | 24 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #10 | barnacled barrel | 1,597 |
| #78 | barrel pickle | 2 |
| #17 | barrelhead | 21 |
| #4 | baseball | 9,181 |
| #193 | bath ball gift set | 24 |
| #52 | batskin belt | 31 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #20 | battery (AA) | 6 |
| #13 | battery (AAA) | 153 |
| #23 | battery (D) | 1 |
| 🥈 | battery (car) | 1,263 |
| #6 | bauxite beret | 69 |
| #9 | bauxite bow-tie | 52 |
| #5 | bauxite boxers | 69 |
| #103 | beautiful rainbow | 4 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #12 | beer-scented teddy bear | 190 |
| #8 | beetle antenna | 23 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #12 | big glob of skin | 28 |
| #59 | big slimy cyst | 8 |
| #12 | big tun | 1,549 |
| #8 | biker's hat | 1 |
| #41 | bilge wine | 1,357 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #13 | birdybug antenna | 6 |
| #26 | bit of clingfilm | 75 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #124 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #36 | black candygram | 2 |
| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #14 | black slime glob | 10 |
| #50 | black velvet box | 19 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #92 | blood of the Wereseal | 14 |
| #7 | bloody beer | 26,122 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #7 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 4 |
| #16 | blue class ring | 246 |
| #71 | blue glowstick | 18 |
| #53 | blue money bag | 6 |
| #98 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #10 | blue rocket | 23 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #167 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 9 |
| #4 | body spradium | 411 |
| 🥉 | boiling hot cocoa | 725 |
| #22 | bone broth | 1 |
| 🥇 | booby trap | 5,337 |
| #41 | book of facts | 3 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #38 | boot knife | 9 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #5 | booze-soaked cherry | 393 |
| #90 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon | 6 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 24 |
| #4 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 5,555 |
| #16 | bottle of gin | 8,008 |
| #18 | bottle of goofballs | 629 |
| 🥉 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 3 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #28 | bottle of rum | 8,008 |
| #20 | bottle of tequila | 8,008 |
| #21 | bottle of vodka | 8,008 |
| #21 | bottle of whiskey | 8,008 |
| #24 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| #7 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 3 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #12 | bottled green pixie | 3 |
| #17 | bottoms of the barrel | 15 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #156 | bowling ball | 4 |
| 🥈 | box o' ghosts | 4 |
| #6 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| #4 | box of bear arms | 4 |
| #2165 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #27 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 3 |
| #27 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 3 |
| #21 | boxed Sept-Ember Censer | 3 |
| #18 | boxed august scepter | 4 |
| #13 | boxed autumn-aton | 3 |
| #29 | boxed bat wings | 3 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #54 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 1 |
| #10 | brain preservation fluid | 16 |
| #9 | brick | 3,333 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| 🥇 | briefcase full of sprinkles | 39 |
| #9 | broken El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #60 | broken beer bottle | 1 |
| #7 | bronze polish | 205 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | bucket of fish juice | 5,859 |
| 🥈 | buffalo dime | 540 |
| #8 | bug juice | 26 |
| 🥈 | bulky free-range mushroom | 13 |
| 🥈 | bull blubber | 4,032 |
| 🥇 | bum cheek | 31,337 |
| #10 | bundle of firewood | 37 |
| #18 | bunny liver | 611 |
| #4 | burnt snowpants | 696 |
| #182 | burst hellseal brain | 45 |
| #14 | can of Rain-Doh | 3 |
| #16 | can of V-11 | 11 |
| #109 | can of sardines | 1 |
| #5 | can-you-dig-it? | 33 |
| #18 | candy cornucopia | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| 🥇 | captured boozles | 7,586 |
| 🥇 | carton of gaspers | 4,762 |
| #11 | cast | 7,777 |
| #41 | caustic slime nodule | 11 |
| 🥈 | ceramic celery grater | 5 |
| 🥈 | ceramic celsiturometer | 5 |
| #4 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 5 |
| 🥉 | ceramic centurion shield | 5 |
| 🥈 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 5 |
| #5 | ceramic cestus | 5 |
| 🥇 | ceramic scree | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chain | 1 |
| #6 | chalk chalice | 1 |
| #8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
| 🥈 | chalk chinos | 3 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #10 | chalk choker | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #4 | cheap plastic kazoo | 12 |
| 🥇 | cheap toaster | 535 |
| #77 | cheap wind-up clock | 19 |
| #16 | chest barrel | 17 |
| #4 | chiffon chakram | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #4 | chiffon chapeau | 1 |
| #7 | chiffon chaps | 1 |
| #9 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| 🥈 | chiffon chevrons | 2 |
| #8 | chitin powder | 21 |
| #233 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #9 | chocolate box | 20 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #131 | chocolate turtle totem | 4 |
| #45 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 33 |
| #9 | chrome ore | 2,222 |
| #7 | ciliophora chowder | 11 |
| #7 | clan underground fireworks shop | 1 |
| #7 | class five ecto-larva | 3 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #12 | clerical automa-core | 11 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #51 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #9 | closed-circuit phone system | 6 |
| #14 | club of corruption | 2 |
| #5 | club sandwich | 84 |
| #424 | cocktail napkin | 5 |
| #27 | coffee pixie stick | 11 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #14 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 3 |
| #150 | comfy pillow | 3 |
| 🥇 | complex alien zoological sample | 82 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #13 | compounded experience | 211 |
| 🥇 | compressed air canister | 3,643 |
| 🥇 | conquistador's breastplate | 40 |
| #4 | consolation ribbon | 7 |
| #26 | container of Spooky Putty | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #4 | cool hot cocoa | 721 |
| 🥇 | cool iron breastplate | 1 |
| 🥈 | cool iron greaves | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron helmet | 1 |
| #5 | cop dollar | 57,158 |
| #9 | coping juice | 17 |
| #12 | corked genie bottle | 3 |
| #12 | corned beet | 11 |
| #19 | corned-beef Reuben | 168 |
| #101 | corpsebite | 3 |
| #17 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 4 |
| #8 | corrupt club of corruption | 2 |
| #4 | cosmic bucket | 1 |
| #62 | cotton candy bale | 5 |
| #22 | cotton candy cocoon | 3 |
| #153 | cotton candy cone | 2 |
| #136 | cotton candy pillow | 2 |
| #80 | cotton candy pinch | 2 |
| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #81 | cotton candy smidgen | 3 |
| #47 | cranberries | 1,001 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin mask | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #5 | crate of fish meat | 36 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #4 | crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #4 | crazy little Turkish delight | 54,321 |
| #8 | cream of chloroplasts | 11 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| 🥇 | crident | 1,508 |
| 🥇 | crimbo elfling | 3 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | crude oil congealer | 6 |
| #175 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #38 | crusty hula hoop | 13 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #16 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 37 |
| #21 | crystalline cheer | 9,031 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| 🥇 | cube of ectoplasm | 5,660 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Activi tea | 264 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Alacri tea | 233 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Boo tea | 247 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Chari tea | 251 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Craft tea | 232 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Cruel tea | 221 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 248 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Feroci tea | 238 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 229 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 260 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Frost tea | 262 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Gill tea | 231 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 235 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Improprie tea | 222 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Insani tea | 214 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 261 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Loyal tea | 248 |
| #4 | cuppa Mana tea | 223 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 252 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 229 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 232 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Nas tea | 238 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Net tea | 240 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 237 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 242 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Physicali tea | 242 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Proprie tea | 251 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Royal tea | 765 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 259 |
| #39 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 6 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Toast tea | 178 |
| 🥉 | cuppa Twen tea | 140 |
| 🥈 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 240 |
| #10 | cuppa Vitali tea | 104 |
| #5 | cuppa Voraci tea | 180 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Wit tea | 290 |
| 🥇 | cuppa Yet tea | 241 |
| #195 | cursed black pearl onion | 9 |
| #159 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 11 |
| #215 | cursed bottle of rum | 8 |
| #22 | cursed breeches | 2 |
| #110 | cursed cannonball | 15 |
| #22 | cursed cutlass | 3 |
| #171 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 10 |
| #21 | cursed eyepatch | 2 |
| #32 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #232 | cursed sea biscuit | 6 |
| #5 | cursed swash buckle | 1 |
| #146 | cursed voodoo skull | 11 |
| #10 | daddy shortlegs leg | 14 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #5 | damp old wallet | 51 |
| #142 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #11 | dandy lion cub | 3 |
| 🥇 | das boot | 133 |
| 🥉 | day shortener | 3 |
| #6 | deactivated nanobots | 3 |
| #12 | deactivated putty buddy | 2 |
| #8 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 3 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| 🥈 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 3 |
| #30 | delicious candy | 13 |
| 🥇 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 1,485 |
| 🥈 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 60 |
| #17 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 3 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| 🥉 | detective school application | 3 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #8 | devil-summoning hat | 205 |
| 🥇 | deviled candy egg | 107 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #63 | dieting pill | 1 |
| #27 | digital key lime | 46 |
| #116 | digital key lime pie | 11 |
| #39 | dinged-up triangle | 2 |
| #21 | dirty bottlecap | 2 |
| #7 | dirty hobo gloves | 16,116 |
| #4 | disassembled clover | 26,978 |
| #23 | discarded button | 2 |
| #4 | disconnected intergnat | 3 |
| #15 | disintegrating barrel | 2,637 |
| 🥈 | distilled resin | 50 |
| #86 | diving muff | 2 |
| #31 | dollar sign | 2 |
| #15 | donated booze | 1,337 |
| #13 | donated candy | 1,337 |
| #17 | donated food | 1,337 |
| #4 | doppelshifter egg | 3 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #44 | double-ice britches | 3 |
| #58 | double-ice cap | 9 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #30 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #77 | drum machine | 133 |
| #109 | duct tape | 471 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #51 | duct tape shirt | 2 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #9 | duct tape wallet | 876 |
| #46 | dude ranch souvenir crate | 1 |
| #112 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #38 | dungeon dragon chest | 1 |
| 🥉 | duonoculars | 283 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #6 | dusty barrel | 3,414 |
| 🥇 | dwarvish war helmet | 457 |
| #16 | dwarvish war kilt | 4 |
| #8 | dwarvish war mattock | 14 |
| #22 | easter egg balloon | 224 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #10 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
| 🥇 | ember egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | embering hunk | 52 |
| #4 | emotion chip | 4 |
| #9 | empty agua de vida bottle | 7,778 |
| #25 | empty blowgun | 112 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #7 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4,048 |
| #9 | equal sign | 40 |
| #85 | ert grey goo ring | 11 |
| 🥇 | etched hourglass | 19 |
| #22 | eternal car battery | 13 |
| 🥇 | evil noodles | 8 |
| #5 | evil paper umbrella | 3 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #9 | exactly-three-shaped box | 20 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #51 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | exotic travel brochure | 21,201 |
| #8 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 8,008 |
| 🥉 | facsimile dictionary | 618 |
| #19 | fairy-worn boots | 3 |
| #7 | fake hand | 2,835 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy chess set | 73 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #7 | fascinating alien plant sample | 2 |
| #5 | fat loot token | 1,650 |
| #42 | fear condenser | 2 |
| #11 | feathered headdress | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #35 | figurine of a charred seal | 53 |
| #20 | figurine of a cold seal | 136 |
| #16 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 32 |
| #22 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 41 |
| #14 | figurine of a sleek seal | 76 |
| #29 | figurine of a slippery seal | 57 |
| #17 | figurine of a stinking seal | 100 |
| #14 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 85 |
| #21 | figurine of an ancient seal | 80 |
| #12 | figurine of an armored seal | 47 |
| #46 | filet of The Fish | 4 |
| #86 | filthy lucre | 248 |
| #41 | finger cuffs | 11 |
| #12 | fire crackers | 11 |
| 🥈 | fishy pipe | 178 |
| #8 | fist turkey outline | 3 |
| 🥇 | fistful of wood shavings | 234 |
| 🥇 | fixodent | 132 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| 🥇 | flaming leaf crown | 719 |
| #46 | flashing novelty button | 10 |
| #12 | flask of mining oil | 434 |
| #8 | fleshy lump | 579 |
| 🥈 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 3,504 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #14 | floaty stone sphere | 3 |
| 🥉 | flyest of shirts | 81 |
| #4 | foam naval trousers | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #4 | forest canopy bed | 3 |
| 🥉 | fortifying hot cocoa | 708 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #13 | free-range mushroom | 17 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #9 | fried air | 946 |
| #6 | friendly cheez blob | 85 |
| #8 | frigid derringer | 656 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| 🥇 | frog lip-print | 5,473 |
| #75 | frost-rimed seal hide | 8 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #21 | frozen tofu pop | 5 |
| #18 | fudge bunny | 37 |
| #142 | fudgecule | 17,214 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #21 | funky junk key | 7 |
| #24 | fustulent seal grulch | 27 |
| #9 | fuzzy busby | 142 |
| 🥇 | fuzzy dice | 537 |
| #9 | fuzzy earmuffs | 175 |
| #5 | fuzzy montera | 137 |
| #7 | ga-ga radio | 8,008 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥇 | gattoo | 11 |
| #4 | gearbox necklace | 41 |
| #53 | genie's bracers | 3 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #40 | genie's scimitar | 6 |
| #38 | genie's turbane | 6 |
| #9 | ghost of a necklace | 410 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| 🥇 | giant free-range mushroom | 41 |
| #7 | giant marshmallow | 164 |
| 🥈 | giant pearl | 411 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #6 | gift card | 302 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| 🥇 | gilt perfume bottle | 5,705 |
| #15 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 49 |
| #18 | ginger beer | 1 |
| #23 | gingerbread gavel | 5 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | glass of bourbon | 394 |
| 🥈 | glass of raw eggs | 429 |
| #18 | glass slipper | 3 |
| #6 | glob of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #1210 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #14 | glowing frisbee | 3 |
| #98 | goblin water | 6 |
| #14 | gold wedding ring | 449 |
| 🥉 | golden tattoo gun | 11 |
| #4 | googly-ball hat | 11 |
| 🥈 | googly-heart hat | 11 |
| #5 | googly-star hat | 11 |
| #12 | gooified animal matter | 2,062 |
| #11 | gooified mineral matter | 2,308 |
| #12 | gooified vegetable matter | 2,117 |
| #65 | gourmet gourami oil | 19 |
| #9 | government booze shipment | 11 |
| #9 | government candy shipment | 11 |
| #12 | government food shipment | 11 |
| #36 | government requisition form | 106 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #6 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 4 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #4 | green clay bead | 2,285 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #53 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #16 | green slime glob | 127 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | grey cube | 4,756 |
| #11 | grey gosling | 3 |
| #14 | grimstone mask | 263 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool | 95 |
| #14 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 3 |
| #13 | grubby wool gloves | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool hat | 1 |
| #12 | grubby wool scarf | 1 |
| #13 | grubby wool trousers | 1 |
| #14 | grubby woolball | 3 |
| #8 | grue egg | 629 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #13 | haemolymphnode | 11 |
| #14 | haiku katana | 4 |
| #21 | hair of the calf | 19 |
| 🥈 | hand turkey outline | 2 |
| #28 | hand-carved bokken | 4 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| 🥉 | hand-carved staff | 13 |
| #12 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 69 |
| #17 | handful of confetti | 556 |
| #23 | handful of juicy garbage | 4 |
| #27 | hardened slime belt | 6 |
| #44 | hardened slime hat | 4 |
| #80 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| 🥈 | harpoon | 37 |
| #9 | haunted bindle | 565 |
| 🥉 | haunted doghouse | 3 |
| #12 | hazmat helmet | 1 |
| #5 | heart of the volcano | 383 |
| 🥉 | heart-shaped crate | 3 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #20 | hellseal claw | 1,561 |
| #21 | hellseal whisker | 1,172 |
| #7 | hibernating robot reindeer | 3 |
| #94 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 2 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #76 | hobo nickel | 3,690 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #8 | homeless hobo spirit | 3 |
| #9 | honey bun of Boris | 6 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #21 | honeypot | 3 |
| 🥉 | hot cocoa au beurre | 369 |
| #5 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 360 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #10 | hot mint schnocolate | 161 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| 🥇 | hotel minibar key | 21,228 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #6 | house-sized mushroom | 3 |
| #6 | housekeeping automa-core | 20 |
| 🥇 | huge gold coin | 20,268 |
| #78 | hyperinflated seal lung | 8 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| 🥇 | icy hairspray | 5,506 |
| #71 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #33 | imitation crab crate | 37 |
| 🥇 | immense free-range mushroom | 128 |
| #28 | in-the-box spring shoes | 3 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #12 | industrial frosting | 2 |
| #11 | infant sandworm | 3 |
| #21 | infernal snowball | 1 |
| #4 | inflammable leaf | 178,549 |
| 🥉 | inflatable baseball bat | 11 |
| #7 | ingot of seal-iron | 176 |
| 🥈 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 25,152 |
| #19 | interesting clod of dirt | 2 |
| 🥉 | internet point | 801 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #24 | intricate clockwork disc | 1 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #44 | jar of swamp honey | 11 |
| 🥇 | jerky coins | 23,573 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #76 | jewelry-making pliers | 6 |
| 🥇 | jolly roger tattoo kit | 3 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #10 | kilopede skull | 12 |
| #8 | kitten burglar | 3 |
| #4 | kobold treasure hoard | 37 |
| #7 | latte lovers club card | 4 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #71 | lawn dart | 7 |
| #4 | lead necklace | 5,678 |
| 🥇 | leafy browns | 5,806 |
| #11 | left bracket | 52 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #10 | left parenthesis | 274 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| 🥇 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 85 |
| #23 | less-than-three-shaped box | 21 |
| #5 | li'l orphan tot | 3 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #49 | library card | 19 |
| #91 | liquid ice | 7 |
| #107 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 11 |
| #5 | lit leaf lasso | 14 |
| #14 | little box of fireworks | 4 |
| #16 | little deuce cape | 6 |
| 🥈 | little firkin | 35,227 |
| #16 | little parachute guy | 19 |
| #25 | llama lama cria | 3 |
| #5 | locked mumming trunk | 3 |
| #8 | loofah ladle | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah lavalier | 1 |
| #5 | loofah lederhosen | 1 |
| 🥉 | loofah legwarmers | 1 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #7 | loofah lumberjack's hat | 1 |
| #13 | love | 9 |
| #13 | lowercase a | 10 |
| #5 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 2 |
| 🥇 | lucky gold ring | 172 |
| #62 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | lump of goofball ore | 7,452 |
| #103 | lunar isotope | 822 |
| #4 | macaroni duck | 58 |
| #4 | machine elf capsule | 3 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #51 | mafia thumb ring | 2 |
| #12 | mafia wedding ring | 2 |
| #251 | magical mystery juice | 55 |
| #8 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1,014 |
| #4 | magical pony: Pearjack | 992 |
| #8 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 997 |
| #6 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1,006 |
| #8 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 993 |
| #6 | magical pony: Uniquity | 975 |
| #38 | magical sausage | 59 |
| #5 | magical sausage casing | 5,933 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #65 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 6 |
| #9 | mantis skull | 18 |
| #7 | map to a candy-rich block | 47 |
| #7 | marble maebari | 1 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #6 | marble mantle | 1 |
| #14 | marble mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | marble medallion | 1 |
| 🥈 | marble mignonette bowl | 13 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #30 | marshmallow bomb | 12 |
| #9 | medium slimy cyst | 39 |
| 🥉 | memory of a C | 721 |
| #48 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
| #26 | memory of a CG base pair | 5 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #4 | memory of a G | 598 |
| #32 | memory of a GT base pair | 4 |
| #4 | memory of a T | 315 |
| #4 | memory of an A | 426 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| 🥇 | memory of an AT base pair | 300 |
| #7 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2,215 |
| #7 | mesquito proboscis | 13 |
| 🥈 | messenger bag RNA | 2 |
| #11 | metallic A | 23,456 |
| #13 | meteorb | 6 |
| #31 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #39 | meteortarboard | 2 |
| #11 | meteorthopedic shoes | 58 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #9 | mime army shotglass | 5 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #41 | miming gloves | 2 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #6 | mini kiwi | 609 |
| #4 | mini kiwi digitized cookies | 14 |
| #26 | mini kiwi egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwi intoxicating spirits | 343 |
| 🥈 | mini kiwitini | 22 |
| 🥈 | miniature Embering Hulk | 46 |
| #8 | miniature coffin | 21 |
| #4 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 3 |
| #5 | miniscule temporal rip | 3 |
| #9 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 3 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | moist barrel | 5,616 |
| #29 | molehill mountain | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #10 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | moss mace | 2 |
| #8 | moss mantle | 2 |
| 🥉 | moss marlinspike | 2 |
| 🥈 | moss medal | 2 |
| 🥇 | moss megaphone | 2 |
| #5 | moss mitre | 2 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #27 | mouldering barrel | 356 |
| #4 | moveable feast | 4 |
| #6 | moxie weed | 15,052 |
| #12 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 3 |
| #36 | murderbot component casing | 4 |
| 🥇 | murderbot memory chip | 9,040 |
| 🥇 | murderbot plasma rifle | 454 |
| 🥇 | murderbot power cell | 3,663 |
| 🥇 | muscle oil | 2,490 |
| #14 | musty moccasins | 2 |
| #19 | mutant arm | 7 |
| #11 | mutant crown | 1 |
| #7 | mutant legs | 2 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #17 | mysterious chest | 3 |
| 🥈 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 459 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #13 | naughty origami kit | 3 |
| #8 | nauseating reagent | 1 |
| #6 | navel ring of navel gazing | 3 |
| #7 | ncle leg | 14 |
| #48 | neoprene skullcap | 8 |
| #19 | nice warm beer | 1 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #27 | normal barrel | 2,459 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #6 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 3 |
| #38 | obsidian dagger | 140 |
| 🥈 | odd silver coin | 72 |
| #60 | oily golden mushroom | 6 |
| #31 | old school flying disc | 14 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #77 | old sweatpants | 886 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥇 | onyx bishop | 167 |
| 🥇 | onyx king | 497 |
| 🥇 | onyx knight | 2,164 |
| 🥇 | onyx pawn | 467 |
| 🥇 | onyx queen | 405 |
| 🥇 | onyx rook | 246 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #126 | orange glowstick | 13 |
| #17 | orange slime glob | 198 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | organ grinder | 3 |
| #27 | original G | 11,000 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥈 | orphan baby yeti | 3 |
| #7 | outrageous sombrero | 24 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #112 | overcookie | 6 |
| #4 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 349 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #34 | oyster egg balloon | 20 |
| #13 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 3 |
| #24 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 3 |
| #8 | packaged June cleaver | 3 |
| #15 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 3 |
| #5 | packaged Pocket Professor | 3 |
| #24 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 3 |
| #7 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 3 |
| #6 | packaged backup camera | 6 |
| #20 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 3 |
| #8 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 3 |
| #6 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 3 |
| #5 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 3 |
| 🥉 | packaged luxury garment | 3 |
| 🥉 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 4 |
| #19 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #18 | packet of mayfly bait | 3 |
| #49 | packet of orchid seeds | 3 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #19 | panicked kernel | 3 |
| #5 | pantogram | 3 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #20 | papier-mâché glob | 23 |
| #21 | papier-mâché toothpicks | 1 |
| #6 | papier-mâché trophy piñata | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mâchéte | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchaeranthera | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #14 | papier-mochi | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin pendant | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin poncho | 1 |
| #9 | paraffin pseudoaccordion | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin punching bag | 1 |
| #60 | paranormal ricotta | 8 |
| 🥈 | patent sallowness tonic | 197 |
| #17 | peace turkey outline | 3 |
| #170 | peppermint tailings | 145 |
| #10 | percent sign | 155 |
| 🥇 | perfect ice cube | 52,689 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #86 | personal massager | 515 |
| 🥉 | personal raindrop | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #11 | phial of coldness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of hotness | 1 |
| #12 | phial of sleaziness | 1 |
| #9 | phial of spookiness | 1 |
| #13 | phial of stench | 1 |
| #10 | pickled bread | 11 |
| #6 | pickpocket protector | 285 |
| #11 | picture of you | 7 |
| #278 | pie man was not meant to eat | 4 |
| #90 | piece of coral | 1 |
| 🥈 | pig-iron bracers | 188 |
| 🥇 | pig-iron helm | 143 |
| 🥇 | pig-iron shinguards | 145 |
| #114 | pile of useless robot parts | 11 |
| #4 | pilgrim shield | 4 |
| #10 | ping-pong paddle | 11 |
| #136 | pink candygram | 4 |
| #6 | pink clay bead | 2,831 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #63 | pint of sweat | 9 |
| #18 | pirate fledges | 4 |
| #4 | pirate fork | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate radio ring | 42 |
| 🥇 | piratical blunderbuss | 16 |
| #11 | pixel chain whip | 5 |
| #14 | pixel morning star | 4 |
| #5 | pixel rock | 11 |
| #104 | plain brown wrapper | 9 |
| #4 | plain calzone | 12 |
| #7 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 4 |
| #6 | plastic spider ring | 11 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| 🥈 | plump free-range mushroom | 25 |
| 🥇 | plus one | 3,201 |
| #30 | pocket lint (blue) | 2 |
| #20 | pocket lint (green) | 3 |
| #28 | pocket lint (orange) | 2 |
| #12 | pocket lint (white) | 5 |
| #7 | pocket wish | 2,456 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #8 | poncho de azucar | 3 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #10 | porcelain powder | 1 |
| #4 | pork elf goodies sack | 543 |
| 🥈 | portable Mayo Clinic | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #4 | portable housekeeping robot | 13 |
| #43 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #92 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #17 | powdered sealbone | 88 |
| #6 | power seed | 3 |
| 🥉 | precision snowball | 4,340 |
| #11 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 28 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #13 | primitive alien mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | primitive alien totem | 4 |
| #36 | pristine piranha seed | 1 |
| 🥇 | pro skateboard | 1,893 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #7 | protogenetic chunklet (elbow) | 437 |
| #13 | protogenetic chunklet (flagellum) | 390 |
| #11 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 687 |
| #9 | protogenetic chunklet (muscle) | 354 |
| #9 | protogenetic chunklet (synapse) | 871 |
| #90 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 4 |
| #4 | psychic's amulet | 422 |
| #4 | psychic's circlet | 469 |
| #5 | psychic's crystal ball | 458 |
| #4 | psychic's pslacks | 454 |
| #49 | psychoanalytic jar | 25 |
| 🥇 | psychokinetic energy blob | 58,703 |
| 🥇 | punch-drunk punch | 431 |
| #10 | purple clay bead | 550 |
| #55 | purple glowstick | 23 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 3 |
| #7 | quantum of familiar | 24 |
| #307 | quantum taco | 82 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| 🥇 | question juice | 3,302 |
| #74 | radioactive spider venom | 2 |
| #7 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4,079 |
| #83 | raffle prize box | 5 |
| 🥇 | ram-battering staff | 18,081 |
| #12 | ratatouille de Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #5 | red LavaCo Lamp™ | 4 |
| #11 | red class ring | 1,196 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #48 | red money bag | 31 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #19 | red rocket | 11 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| 🥈 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1,135 |
| #4 | red-spotted snapper roe | 3 |
| #66 | reflection of a map | 12 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| 🥇 | replica Ten Dollars | 11 |
| 🥈 | research fragment | 5 |
| #20 | residual chitin paste | 8 |
| #7 | rhinestone | 39,253 |
| #75 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 20 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #9 | right parenthesis | 52 |
| #9 | roasted vegetable focaccia | 10 |
| 🥉 | roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg | 783 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #2137 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #12 | rotting barrel | 731 |
| #763 | royal jelly | 2 |
| #12 | ruby W | 10,010 |
| #14 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 3 |
| #11 | rusty chain necklace | 136 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #5 | rutabuga bag | 16 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #341 | s'more | 11 |
| #5 | sack lunch | 3,565 |
| 🥉 | saffron antaravasaka | 2 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #12 | salted mutton | 11 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #11 | salty dog | 40,000 |
| #5 | sand dollar | 23,665 |
| #1178 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #19 | sane hatrack | 3 |
| 🥈 | sausage pizza | 13,188 |
| #10 | sawblade shield | 141 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #45 | scrap of shadow | 10 |
| 🥉 | scroll of drastic healing | 50,689 |
| 🥉 | sea avocado | 1,946 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #70 | seal lube | 6 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #18 | seal-blubber candle | 208 |
| #14 | seal-brain elixir | 358 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #40 | sealhide gloves | 2 |
| #31 | sealhide hood | 3 |
| #34 | sealhide leggings | 2 |
| #36 | sealhide moccasins | 2 |
| #27 | sealhide seal doll | 172 |
| #18 | sealhide snare | 146 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | secret from the future | 458 |
| #7 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 3,220 |
| #9 | security automa-core | 11 |
| #8 | senate fly thorax | 15 |
| #33 | severed flipper | 7 |
| #18 | shadow bread | 180 |
| #7 | shadow brick | 721 |
| #12 | shadow candle | 1 |
| #15 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #8 | shadow flame | 218 |
| #17 | shadow fluid | 71 |
| #23 | shadow glass | 11 |
| #13 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #23 | shadow hot dog | 1 |
| #14 | shadow ice | 59 |
| #22 | shadow martini | 1 |
| #14 | shadow monocle | 1 |
| #4 | shadow nectar | 1,045 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #23 | shadow pill | 1 |
| #5 | shadow sausage | 833 |
| #5 | shadow sinew | 853 |
| #6 | shadow skin | 734 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #5 | shadow venom | 696 |
| 🥉 | shadowy cheat sheet | 2 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #66 | sharpened spoon | 2 |
| #47 | shimmering tendrils | 10 |
| #9 | shortest-order cook | 3 |
| #184 | shot of flower schnapps | 4 |
| 🥉 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 8,888 |
| #5 | shot of orange schnapps | 8,888 |
| #4 | shot of tomato schnapps | 8,888 |
| #149 | shredded hellseal hide | 47 |
| #5 | shrine to the Barrel god | 3 |
| #25 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 3 |
| #7 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 6 |
| 🥇 | silk garter snake | 3 |
| 🥈 | silky pirate drawers | 3 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #5 | single atom | 2,680 |
| 🥇 | sinister demon mask | 11 |
| 🥉 | sinistral homunculus | 3 |
| #62 | sizzling seal fat | 7 |
| #198 | skelelton spine | 5 |
| 🥈 | skeleton beans | 2,538 |
| #14 | skeleton key | 1,337 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #54 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 38 |
| #94 | slap and slap again | 1 |
| #29 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 3 |
| 🥇 | sleeping profane parrot | 6 |
| #173 | slice of pizza | 2 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #38 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 5 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #181 | slow jam collection | 23 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #17 | small slimy cyst | 26 |
| #29 | smoking talon | 2 |
| #8 | smoldering bagel punch | 399 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥈 | smoldering leafcutter ant egg | 6 |
| #137 | smut orc keepsake box | 4 |
| #10 | snake skin | 251 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #96 | sneaky wrapping paper | 11 |
| 🥇 | snow belly | 3 |
| #6 | snow hat | 3 |
| 🥇 | snow pants | 3 |
| #35 | soap knife | 185 |
| #4 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 77,906 |
| 🥉 | solid asbestos box | 21 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #6 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 20,000 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #63 | space blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | space planula | 3 |
| #139 | space port | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #10 | spant backplate | 2 |
| #12 | spant egg casing | 2 |
| #9 | spant shield | 2 |
| #10 | spant shoulderpads | 2 |
| 🥇 | spant spear | 95 |
| #8 | spants | 2 |
| #8 | spare chocolate parts | 7 |
| #6 | spark plug earring | 41 |
| 🥉 | special edition Batfellow comic | 464 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #11 | spectre scepter | 506 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | spicy jerky stick | 4,008 |
| #7 | spider leg | 25 |
| 🥉 | spider web | 50,005 |
| #49 | splendid martini | 3 |
| #23 | sponge cake | 39 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #23 | spooky rattling cigar box | 3 |
| #18 | sprinkles | 546,889 |
| #12 | squamous polyp | 3 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #6 | stained glass serape | 2 |
| 🥉 | stained glass shield | 2 |
| #5 | stained glass shiv | 2 |
| #6 | stained glass spectacles | 4 |
| #4 | stained glass stetson | 2 |
| #4 | stained glass suspenders | 2 |
| #31 | stainless steel scarf | 38 |
| #38 | stainless steel shillelagh | 30 |
| #31 | stainless steel skullcap | 23 |
| #37 | stainless steel slacks | 26 |
| #33 | stainless steel solitaire | 24 |
| #107 | stainless steel suspenders | 23 |
| #4 | standards and practices guide | 762 |
| 🥉 | still grill | 3 |
| #167 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #9 | stinky cheese ball | 3 |
| #15 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #11 | stray chihuahua | 65 |
| 🥈 | streetfighting champion's belt | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed dinosaur | 6 |
| #16 | stuffed yam stinkbomb | 2 |
| #12 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 3 |
| #8 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #4 | sucker bucket | 108 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #61 | sugar chapeau | 5 |
| #56 | sugar shank | 3 |
| #130 | sugar shard | 41 |
| #10 | sugar sheet | 8,058 |
| #115 | sugar shield | 5 |
| #57 | sugar shillelagh | 2 |
| #73 | sugar shirt | 3 |
| #104 | sugar shorts | 3 |
| #72 | sugar shotgun | 2 |
| 🥇 | super good fruit | 46,699 |
| 🥈 | super-heated leaf | 4 |
| #40 | super-spiky hair gel | 3,456 |
| 🥇 | super-sweet boom box | 11 |
| #13 | superduperball | 11 |
| 🥇 | sushi-rolling mat | 102 |
| #4 | suspicious package | 3 |
| #6 | suspicious stocking | 3 |
| #16 | suspicious-looking fedora | 6 |
| #11 | sweat-ade | 134 |
| #7 | sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| 🥉 | sweet potato punch | 11 |
| #94 | synthetic dog hair pill | 3 |
| #14 | tainted seal's blood | 39 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| 🥇 | temporary yak tattoo | 4,401 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | terra cotta tambourine | 2 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| 🥈 | terra cotta train | 3 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #6 | the Archwizard's briefs | 3 |
| #12 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 11 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #5 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 3 |
| 🥇 | thriftshop coupon | 2,981 |
| 🥇 | tie-dyed fannypack | 397 |
| 🥉 | tied-up flaming leaflet | 115 |
| #4 | tied-up flaming monstera | 11 |
| 🥉 | tied-up leaviathan | 25 |
| #24 | time residue | 49 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #17 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #7 | tin star | 24 |
| #22 | tiny black hole | 42 |
| 🥇 | tiny canopic jar | 6,221 |
| 🥈 | tiny consolation ribbon | 143 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny ember | 11 |
| 🥇 | tiny glowing red nose | 11 |
| #5 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 5,517 |
| #39 | tiny house | 8,008 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 12 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1,516 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #14 | tiny slimy cyst | 242 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #103 | toast | 23,432 |
| #1137 | tomato | 1 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #10 | topiary skunk | 11 |
| #137 | torn hellseal sinew | 56 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #25 | toxo | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #279 | turtle pheromones | 12 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #24 | twice-haunted screwdriver | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #7 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 3 |
| #10 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 3 |
| #80 | unearthly onyx | 20 |
| #15 | unfinished ice sculpture | 8 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| 🥈 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 5 |
| #5 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 3 |
| #17 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 3 |
| 🥉 | untamable turtle | 55 |
| #20 | untorn tearaway pants package | 3 |
| #7 | unusual disco ball | 55 |
| #161 | valuable trinket | 585 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #11 | vampyric cloake pattern | 3 |
| #22 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 25 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| #6 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 303 |
| #20 | very fancy whiskey | 13 |
| 🥇 | virtual cybertattoo | 1 |
| #5 | void burger | 1,914 |
| #5 | void lager | 1,935 |
| #6 | void stone | 2,002 |
| #392 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| #7 | voter registration form | 4 |
| #9 | wad of cotton | 121 |
| #4 | waffle | 1,726 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | wand of pigification | 383 |
| #4 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 2 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #101 | warbear whosit | 2,271 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | water balloon | 90,861 |
| 🥇 | water-polo cap | 386 |
| 🥇 | water-polo mitt | 374 |
| 🥇 | watermelon | 4,015 |
| 🥇 | watermelon seed | 7,525 |
| #19 | wax face | 1 |
| #17 | wax hand | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #4 | wax lips | 3 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | weathered barrel | 39,806 |
| 🥉 | whiskey sour | 13,031 |
| #120 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #13 | white Dreadsylvanian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #198 | white candygram | 2 |
| #12 | white class ring | 914 |
| #45 | white money bag | 12 |
| #65 | whole roasted chicken | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #15 | wild honey pie | 2 |
| #26 | willowy bonnet | 2 |
| #668 | windchimes | 3 |
| #146 | wine-soaked bone chips | 7 |
| #6 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3,937 |
| #10 | wizard action figure | 3 |
| #77 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #5 | world's smallest violin | 2,622 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #316 | worthless gewgaw | 16 |
| #450 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #8 | worthless trinket | 10,355 |
| #7 | woven baling wire bracelets | 39 |
| #29 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |
| #12 | wrench bracelet | 141 |
| 🥇 | wrestling mask | 3,248 |
| #28 | wriggling worm | 281 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| 🥉 | wrought-iron walker | 2 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| 🥉 | wumpus hair | 1,544 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #8 | wumpus-hair sweater | 2 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #7 | wussiness potion | 8,022 |
| #4 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 3 |
| #17 | yam | 4 |
| 🥇 | yam battery | 329 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #119 | yellow glowstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | yellow puck | 3 |
| #20 | yellow rocket | 11 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #10 | your own black heart | 621 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #143 | zombie pineal gland | 27 |