| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #6 | BRICKO egg | 3 |
| #14 | Bastille Battalion control rig crate | 2 |
| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #6 | Clan Carnival Game | 1 |
| #25 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbolex watch | 51 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| 🥈 | First Post shirt package | 1 |
| #31 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 2 |
| #19 | God Lobster Egg | 2 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Grimacite gauntlets | 1 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite go-go boots | 1 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #22 | LI-11 Motor Pool voucher | 1 |
| #6 | Lazenby's Life Lesson | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #21 | MayDay™ contract | 2 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #16 | My Life of Crime, a Memoir | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #13 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 2 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #14 | Sasq™ watch | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #17 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tequiz Navidad | 666 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #36 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #35 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #8 | baggie of powdered sugar | 10,000 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 666 |
| #16 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 2 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| 🥇 | cheap sunglasses | 31,337 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #46 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #51 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| 🥈 | cursed swash buckle | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #16 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #26 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 2 |
| #28 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #12 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #25 | fresh can of paint | 1 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #15 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #9 | kerosene-soaked skip | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #10 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 20,432 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #19 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 2 |
| #44 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #52 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #26 | packaged industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #8 | pantogram | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #22 | suspicious package | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #40 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |