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Rank	Item	Quantity
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#320	BURT	82
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#156	Barney's rake	1
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#356	Bash-Ōs boxtop	3
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#100	Beach Buck	51
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#465	CRIMBCO mug	25
#522	CRIMBCO scrip	405
#134	Carpathian longsword	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#376	Chroner	50
#113	Clara's bell	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#128	Coinspiracy	9
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#822	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	5
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#1542	Crimbuck	160
#79	Daisy's unclean bloomers	2
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#14	Dust bunny	679
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#89	El Vibrato restraints	1
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#58	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	24
#59	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	28
#62	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	36
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#53	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	1
#67	Frigid Northern Beans	1
#123	FunFunds™	6
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#77	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	57
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#519	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	2
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#19	Guzzlr application	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#34	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#30	Kramco Industries packing carton	1
#9	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	10,093
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#22	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	1
#328	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#7	Law of Averages	2
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
🥇	Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#157	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	140
🥈	LyleCo premium magnifying glass	1
🥈	LyleCo premium monocle	1
🥈	LyleCo premium pickaxe	1
🥈	LyleCo premium rope	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#114	Mer-kin cookiestove	18
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#24	Mer-kin switchblade	1
#683	Microplushie: Bropane	7
#514	Microplushie: Dorkonide	5
#628	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	4
#583	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
#721	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#698	Microplushie: Hippylase	8
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#681	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#715	Microplushie: Otakulone	8
#720	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#67	My First Art of War	11
#161	Mysterious Green Box	1
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
#2360	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#89	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
#23	Pigsticker of Violence	1
#129	Pink Heart of Spirit	8
#40	PirateRealm membership packet	1
#14	PirateRealm party hat	1
#10	Pocket Meteor Guide	2
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#34	Red Roger's red left foot	1
#39	Red Roger's red left hand	1
#32	Red Roger's red right foot	1
#25	Red Roger's red right hand	2
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#14	Sasq™ watch	1
#1138	Scalp of Gorgolok	3
#125	Science Notebook	1
#193	Shield of Icy Fate	1
#19	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	999
🥈	Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
#141	Spookyraven signet	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#25	Staff of the Electric Range	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#60	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#152	Sword of Dark Omens	2
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#65	The Emperor's new pants	1
#82	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
#7	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#507	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#831	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#322	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#217	Thwaitgold bug statuette	7
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#352	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#892	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	4
#1204	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	3
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#319	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#252	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#315	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	1
#207	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	7
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#1304	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	1
#323	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	4
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1741	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#1267	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#143	UV monocular	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#126	Unfortunato's foolscap	1
#25	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#110	Wal-Mart gift certificate	3
#66	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	1
#280	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#321	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
#1149	adorable seal larva	2
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#131	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#52	antique nutcracker beard	1
#45	antique nutcracker cape	1
#36	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
#32	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
#45	antique nutcracker pants	1
#42	antique nutcracker sword	1
#44	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
#50	asteroid belt	1
#28	baby camelCalf	1
#849	badass belt	62
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#36	bag of sausage links	1
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#17	batskin belt	77
#60	bauxite beret	4
#47	bauxite bow-tie	6
#47	bauxite boxers	7
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#108	blue money bag	2
#45	body spradium	5
#14	bomb of unknown origin	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#1229	bottle of goofballs	20
#37	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#31	bounty-hunting pants	1
#37	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#12	bowl of petunias	1
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#3070	box of sunshine	27
#1264	brick	18
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#32	buffalo dime	17
#202	bunny liver	43
#135	burnt snowpants	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#25	campfire coffee	1
#6	chalk chain	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#8	chalk chapeau	1
#6	chalk chinos	1
#5	chalk chlamys	1
#10	chalk choker	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#26	complicated lock impression	1
#44	cop dollar	771
#113	crotchety pants	1
#255	crystalline cheer	342
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#45	demon makeup kit	1
#809	dense meat stack	10
#15	detective roscoe	1
#10	dice belt buckle	1
#12	dice ring	1
#15	dice sunglasses	1
#11	dice-print do-rag	1
#12	dice-print pajama pants	1
#16	dice-shaped backpack	1
#485	disassembled clover	103
#1730	duct tape	5
#561	empty agua de vida bottle	239
#1480	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
#25	everfull glass	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
🥇	fancy party pants	1
#129	fat loot token	31
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#10	fiberglass fannypack	1
#15	fiberglass fedora	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
#13	fiberglass fingerguard	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#12	fiberglass frock	1
#4	filthy poultice	4,236
#48	fishy pipe	1
#130	fleshy lump	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#144	frigid derringer	1
#8	gabardine gaiters	1
#11	gabardine garibaldi	1
#9	gabardine garland	1
#10	gabardine girdle	1
#7	gabardine gloves	1
#12	gabardine gunnysack	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
🥈	glass eye	1
#48	glass of raw eggs	6
#12	gold skull ring	5
#182	gold wedding ring	51
🥇	government-issued slacks	1
#12	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
#81	green mana	1
#1068	grue egg	25
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#448	handful of confetti	88
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
🥇	hewn moon-rune spoon	1
#53	high-temperature mining drill	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#90	incense bath ball	11
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#548	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
#41	jingle bell	1
#31	kitten burglar	1
#37	latte lovers club card	1
#25	leggings of the Spider Queen	1
#28	locked mumming trunk	1
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#60	love	1
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#666	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#646	magical pony: Rosey Cake	1
#648	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#608	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#7	marble maebari	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#6	marble mantle	1
#14	marble mariachi hat	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#17	mercenary pistol	1
#7	mercenary rifle	1
#44	meteorb	1
#22	meteorite guard	4
#39	meteortarboard	2
#15	meteorthopedic shoes	47
#70	mime army challenge coin	1
#17	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#24	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#25	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#16	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#17	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#27	miming gloves	3
#46	miming shirt	2
#32	mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag	1
#23	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	1
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#152	monster bait	1
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#6	nicksilver ring	1
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#1027	obsidian dagger	16
#11	octolus-skin cloak	1
#37	old ball and chain	1
#498	old sweatpants	139
#129	ornate picture frame	18
🥇	oxygenated eggnog helmet	1
#33	packaged Pocket Professor	1
#22	packaged SpinMaster™ lathe	1
#25	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	1
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
🥇	packet of thanksgarden seeds	1
#17	paint palette	3
#20	pantogram	1
#102	paperclip cape	1
#98	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#90	paperclip turban	1
#100	paperclip-on tie	1
#7	paraffin palazzos	1
#8	paraffin pith helmet	1
#7	paraffin punching bag	1
🥇	party crasher	1
🥈	party whip	1
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#61	peppermint spine	1
🥇	perfectly fair coin	1
#56	personal graffiti kit	1
#36	piece of driftwood	2
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#163	plexiglass pikestaff	2
#288	plexiglass pith helmet	1
#33	plush hamsterpus	1
#106	pocket wish	2
#15	polyester pad	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#16	polyester parachute	1
#17	polyester peeler	1
#14	polyester pettipants	1
#13	polyester pulsera	1
#18	porcelain pelerine	1
#23	porcelain pepper mill	1
#19	porcelain plus-fours	1
#25	porcelain police baton	1
#22	porcelain porkpie	1
#646	pork elf goodies sack	9
#92	portable dam	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#114	possibility potion	1
🥉	protonic accelerator pack	1
#125	psychic's crystal ball	1
#25	pump-up high-tops	1
#51	punch-drunk punch	4
#7	quicksilver ring	1
#1795	razor-tipped yo-yo	2
#414	red class ring	21
#57	red coin	1
#92	red money bag	13
#545	red-and-green sweater	2
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#66	reflection of a map	12
#12	reliable sixgun	1
#44	rhinestone	4,240
🥇	ring	1
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#138	roll of toilet paper	806
#54	root beer	3
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#3648	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
#41	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
#263	runny fermented egg	1
#151	sack lunch	110
#446	sand dollar	1
#1705	sandwich of the gods	2
#159	seaode	1
#24	shooting morning star	3
#7	sicksilver ring	1
🥇	silent nightlight	1
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#90	silver cow skull	1
#31	sinistral homunculus	1
#25	skull of the Bonerdagon	77
#6	slicksilver ring	1
#298	slime convention swag bag	1
#384	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	323
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#20	sonar fishfinder	1
#15	space beast fur hat	1
#15	space beast fur pants	1
#20	space beast fur whip	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#11	spant shield	1
#12	spant shoulderpads	1
#14	spants	1
#44	spearfish fishing spear	1
#209	spectre scepter	139
#554	spooky bindle	1
#487	stained mattress	2
#992	stainless steel scarf	3
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2140	stainless steel skullcap	1
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#618	stainless steel solitaire	5
#788	stray chihuahua	3
#3140	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#8942	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
#3116	stuffed Meat	1
#7773	stuffed angry cow	2
#7830	stuffed astral badger	2
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#7880	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	2
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#2682	stuffed key	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#3073	stuffed mink	1
#3113	stuffed monocle	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#2924	stuffed teddy butler	2
#3107	stuffed tin of caviar	1
#2530	stuffed treasure chest	2
#7823	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	2
#70	sugar shank	2
#20	suspicious package	1
#1963	teddy borg	1
#20	the Ley Incursion's waist	1
#10	thicksilver ring	1
#13	ticksilver ring	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#955	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#929	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#929	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#934	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
#946	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#952	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#3989	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1416	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3114	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3177	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#3938	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3177	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3079	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1326	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#3994	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	4
#1156	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#1327	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#477	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	2
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1357	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3909	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#785	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2847	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
#3871	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3894	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#778	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1317	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#3861	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3870	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1139	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#1340	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3905	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3062	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3066	tiny plastic The Man	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#4543	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3942	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3977	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3979	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#6167	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	2
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#4900	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1361	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#2573	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1328	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3954	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3907	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1345	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#3968	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
#3300	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3910	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3843	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#6180	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8186	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3957	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#3902	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#4811	tiny plastic grue	3
#3894	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#3306	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#3266	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#3890	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3971	tiny plastic leprechaun	4
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3837	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1343	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#6132	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#1767	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
#3850	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1126	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6200	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3348	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3860	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#3846	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1557	top	2
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#35	topiary tights	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#37	toy sixgun	4
#2765	tree-eating kite	2
#15	trench coat	1
#4	trench lighter	1
#442	tube sock	1
#20	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#867	unusual disco ball	3
#39	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#52	vengeful spirit	1
#1289	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
#25	voter registration form	1
#38	waders	1
#20	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#12	wax face	2
#508	white class ring	11
#72	white money bag	8
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#11	wicksilver ring	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#131	wriggling worm	2
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wrought-iron waders	1
#9	wrought-iron walker	1
#9	wrought-iron whisk	1
#11	wrought-iron widget	1
#13	wrought-iron wig	1
#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1

Wow, that's 26,078 items total!

what items are this player missing?