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RankItemQuantity
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#537Angelhair Culottes2
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#320BURT82
#534Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#156Barney's rake1
#1784Baron von Ratsworth's monocle6
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#356Bash-Ōs boxtop3
#40Bastille Battalion control rig crate1
#100Beach Buck51
#34Beach Comb Box1
#208Belt of Howling Anger1
#22Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog1
#453Bling of the New Wave3
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#201Boots of Twilight Whispers1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#72Boxing Day Pass1
#34Boxing Day care package1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#465CRIMBCO mug25
#522CRIMBCO scrip405
#134Carpathian longsword1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#376Chroner50
#113Clara's bell1
#476Claw of the Infernal Seal2
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#128Coinspiracy9
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#23Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#822Crimbo Candy Cookbook5
#87Crimbolex watch1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#1542Crimbuck160
#79Daisy's unclean bloomers2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#251Disco Banjo2
#30Distant Woods Getaway Brochure1
#16Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat1
#14Dust bunny679
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#89El Vibrato restraints1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#58FantasyRealm Mage's Hat24
#59FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask28
#62FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm36
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#53Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit1
#67Frigid Northern Beans1
#123FunFunds™6
🥈Fuzzby1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#77GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine57
🥇Garland of Greatness1
#519Garter of the Turtle Poacher2
#196Gauntlets of the Blood Moon1
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#31God Lobster Egg1
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#27Great Wolf's left paw1
#207Greaves of the Murk Lord1
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#19Guzzlr application1
#196Helm of the Scream Emperor1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#11Horsery contract1
#78Hunger™ Sauce1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1115Iron Beta of Industry3
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#34January's Garbage Tote (unopened)1
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#30Kramco Industries packing carton1
#9L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate10,093
🥈LARP membership card1
#22LI-11 Motor Pool voucher1
#328La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez4
#7Law of Averages2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#18Lens of Violence1
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
🥇Lil' Doctor™ bag1
#127Lord Soggyraven's Slippers1
#157Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet140
🥈LyleCo premium magnifying glass1
🥈LyleCo premium monocle1
🥈LyleCo premium pickaxe1
🥈LyleCo premium rope1
#125Mark of the Ghost1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#28Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#114Mer-kin cookiestove18
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
#683Microplushie: Bropane7
#514Microplushie: Dorkonide5
#628Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid4
#583Microplushie: Fauxnerditide2
#721Microplushie: Gothochondria5
#698Microplushie: Hippylase8
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#681Microplushie: Hobomosome4
#715Microplushie: Otakulone8
#720Microplushie: Raverdrine4
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#67My First Art of War11
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#53Neverending Party invitation envelope1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#240Orange Star of Sacrifice9
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
🥇PARTY HARD T-shirt1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#89Pecos Dave's sixgun1
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#129Pink Heart of Spirit8
#40PirateRealm membership packet1
#14PirateRealm party hat1
#10Pocket Meteor Guide2
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#7Protects-Your-Junk1
#101Purple Horseshoe of Honor2
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#34Red Roger's red left foot1
#39Red Roger's red left hand1
#32Red Roger's red right foot1
#25Red Roger's red right hand2
#651Red Rover BB gun2
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#14Sasq™ watch1
#1138Scalp of Gorgolok3
#125Science Notebook1
#193Shield of Icy Fate1
#19Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip999
🥈Shrub's Premium Baked Beans1
#42SongBoom™ BoomBox Box1
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
🥇Spelunker's khakis1
#141Spookyraven signet1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#152Sword of Dark Omens2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#53The Imploded World1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1055Thwaitgold bee statuette2
#322Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette2
#129Thwaitgold bookworm statuette6
#217Thwaitgold bug statuette7
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#892Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#1204Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#207Thwaitgold mosquito statuette7
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#1304Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#323Thwaitgold scorpion statuette4
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1741Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#143UV monocular1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#126Unfortunato's foolscap1
#25Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper1
#113Uranium Omega of Temperance2
#438Volartta's bellbottoms3
#110Wal-Mart gift certificate3
#66World's Blackest-Eyed Peas1
#280Yellow Moon of Compassion11
#292Ze™ goggles1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#321Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#1149adorable seal larva2
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
#131almost-dead walkie-talkie1
#151ancient oil painting of yourself1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#42antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
#50asteroid belt1
#28baby camelCalf1
#849badass belt62
#23bag of Iunion stones1
#36bag of sausage links1
#30bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#17batskin belt77
#60bauxite beret4
#47bauxite bow-tie6
#47bauxite boxers7
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#254beer goggles1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#826blue class ring1
#108blue money bag2
#45body spradium5
#14bomb of unknown origin1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#1229bottle of goofballs20
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#12bowl of petunias1
#27box o' ghosts1
#3070box of sunshine27
#1264brick18
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#32buffalo dime17
#202bunny liver43
#135burnt snowpants1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#25campfire coffee1
#6chalk chain1
#6chalk chalice1
#8chalk chapeau1
#6chalk chinos1
#5chalk chlamys1
#10chalk choker1
#1660cheap toaster1
#128cheer extractor1
#108cheerful Crimbo sweater1
#87cheerful antler hat1
#86cheerful pajama pants1
#26complicated lock impression1
#44cop dollar771
#113crotchety pants1
#255crystalline cheer342
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#45demon makeup kit1
#809dense meat stack10
#15detective roscoe1
#10dice belt buckle1
#12dice ring1
#15dice sunglasses1
#11dice-print do-rag1
#12dice-print pajama pants1
#16dice-shaped backpack1
#485disassembled clover103
#1730duct tape5
#561empty agua de vida bottle239
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#25everfull glass2
#2680evil teddy bear1
🥇fancy party pants1
#129fat loot token31
#1427festive holiday hat1
🥈festive warbear bank1
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#16fiberglass fetish1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
#4filthy poultice4,236
#48fishy pipe1
#130fleshy lump1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#144frigid derringer1
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#171ginormous pumpkin1
🥈glass eye1
#48glass of raw eggs6
#12gold skull ring5
#182gold wedding ring51
🥇government-issued slacks1
#12green LavaCo Lamp™1
#81green mana1
#1068grue egg25
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#448handful of confetti88
#1397heart of the volcano2
🥇hewn moon-rune spoon1
#53high-temperature mining drill1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#90incense bath ball11
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#548jar of fermented pickle juice2
#41jingle bell1
#31kitten burglar1
#37latte lovers club card1
#25leggings of the Spider Queen1
#28locked mumming trunk1
#456longhaired hippy wig1
#60love1
#1423macaroni duck1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#7marble maebari1
#7marble magnet1
#6marble mantle1
#14marble mariachi hat1
#9marble medallion1
#9marble mignonette bowl1
#575marionette collective1
#17mercenary pistol1
#7mercenary rifle1
#44meteorb1
#22meteorite guard4
#39meteortarboard2
#15meteorthopedic shoes47
#70mime army challenge coin1
#17mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#24mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#25mime army insignia (morale)1
#16mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#17mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
#78miming beret1
#84miming boots1
#100miming corduroys1
#27miming gloves3
#46miming shirt2
#32mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag1
#23mint-in-box Powerful Glove1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#152monster bait1
#106muskox-skin cap1
#6nicksilver ring1
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#1027obsidian dagger16
#11octolus-skin cloak1
#37old ball and chain1
#498old sweatpants139
#129ornate picture frame18
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
#33packaged Pocket Professor1
#22packaged SpinMaster™ lathe1
#25packaged knock-off retro superhero cape1
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
🥇packet of thanksgarden seeds1
#17paint palette3
#20pantogram1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#7paraffin palazzos1
#8paraffin pith helmet1
#7paraffin punching bag1
🥇party crasher1
🥈party whip1
#663peanut brittle shield1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#61peppermint spine1
🥇perfectly fair coin1
#56personal graffiti kit1
#36piece of driftwood2
#293pig-iron bracers1
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#106pocket wish2
#15polyester pad1
#14polyester panama hat1
#16polyester parachute1
#17polyester peeler1
#14polyester pettipants1
#13polyester pulsera1
#18porcelain pelerine1
#23porcelain pepper mill1
#19porcelain plus-fours1
#25porcelain police baton1
#22porcelain porkpie1
#646pork elf goodies sack9
#92portable dam1
#2221possessed top1
#114possibility potion1
🥉protonic accelerator pack1
#125psychic's crystal ball1
#25pump-up high-tops1
#51punch-drunk punch4
#7quicksilver ring1
#1795razor-tipped yo-yo2
#414red class ring21
#57red coin1
#92red money bag13
#545red-and-green sweater2
#21red-spotted snapper roe1
#66reflection of a map12
#12reliable sixgun1
#44rhinestone4,240
🥇ring1
#64ring of telling skeletons what to do1
#138roll of toilet paper806
#54root beer3
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#41rune-strewn spoon cocoon1
#263runny fermented egg1
#151sack lunch110
#446sand dollar1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#159seaode1
#24shooting morning star3
#7sicksilver ring1
🥇silent nightlight1
🥇silver cow creamer1
#90silver cow skull1
#31sinistral homunculus1
#25skull of the Bonerdagon77
#6slicksilver ring1
#298slime convention swag bag1
#384soft green echo eyedrop antidote323
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#20sonar fishfinder1
#15space beast fur hat1
#15space beast fur pants1
#20space beast fur whip1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#11spant shield1
#12spant shoulderpads1
#14spants1
#44spearfish fishing spear1
#209spectre scepter139
#554spooky bindle1
#487stained mattress2
#992stainless steel scarf3
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#788stray chihuahua3
#3140stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3116stuffed Meat1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#2682stuffed key1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3073stuffed mink1
#3113stuffed monocle1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2924stuffed teddy butler2
#3107stuffed tin of caviar1
#2530stuffed treasure chest2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#70sugar shank2
#20suspicious package1
#1963teddy borg1
#20the Ley Incursion's waist1
#10thicksilver ring1
#13ticksilver ring1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#1416tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#1326tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#1156tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#477tiny plastic Gary Claybender2
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1357tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1340tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#3300tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1343tiny plastic moneybee1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#6132tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#1767tiny plastic seal clubber3
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6200tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#3348tiny plastic star starfish5
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1557top2
#32topeé1
#23topiary necktie1
#35topiary tights1
#2400toy crazy train1
#37toy sixgun4
#2765tree-eating kite2
#15trench coat1
#4trench lighter1
#442tube sock1
#20unopened Bird-a-Day calendar1
#20unopened diabolic pizza cube box1
#1353untamable turtle1
#867unusual disco ball3
#39vampyric cloake pattern1
#52vengeful spirit1
#1289vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#25voter registration form1
#38waders1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#12wax face2
#508white class ring11
#72white money bag8
#9wicker clicker1
#9wicker kickers1
#8wicker knickers1
#12wicker slicker1
#8wicker sticker1
#12wicker ticker1
#11wicksilver ring1
#590wreath of laurels1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#95wriggling severed nose1
#131wriggling worm2
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wrought-iron waders1
#9wrought-iron walker1
#9wrought-iron whisk1
#11wrought-iron widget1
#13wrought-iron wig1
#9wrought-iron winch crank1
#18xo-skeleton-in-a-box1
#20zombie mariachi hat1

Wow, that's 26,078 items total!

what items are this player missing?