| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #38 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #7 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #909 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #29 | Discontentâ„¢ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #24 | Elf Guard safety bear | 6 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #85 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #43 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #47 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #67 | M-242 | 200 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #31 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #83 | Mer-kin lipstick | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #41 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #47 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #52 | Schrödinger's thermos | 888 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #67 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #9 | Steal This Candy | 888 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #33 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #700 | Valentine | 25 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #76 | big stirring stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #112 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #16 | bloodstick | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #30 | book of facts | 4 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #39 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #46 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #52 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #1607 | brick | 10 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #21 | burnt stick | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #169 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #35 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #953 | clown hammer | 21 |
| #37 | club necklace | 84 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #50 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #13 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 13 |
| #32 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #30 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #34 | diamond necklace | 88 |
| #128 | elegant nightstick | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #14 | fish stick cozy | 1 |
| #237 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #259 | giant tube of black lipstick | 1 |
| #65 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #36 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #45 | heart necklace | 83 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #39 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #74 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| #89 | infrablack lipstick | 1 |
| #686 | jar of swamp gas | 25 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #120 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #37 | mini kiwi egg | 2 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag | 1 |
| #49 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #78 | not-a-pipe | 10 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #34 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #44 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #56 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #9 | pewter candlestick | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #13 | pile of candy | 888 |
| #85 | pink glowstick | 18 |
| #99 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #319 | popsicle stick | 1 |
| #20 | portable steam unit | 9 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #93 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #13 | really nice lump of coal | 4 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #52 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 68 |
| #57 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 64 |
| #58 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 58 |
| #50 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 67 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #63 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #38 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #42 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #63 | snake | 200 |
| #53 | spade necklace | 75 |
| #59 | sparkler | 200 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #52 | stick of firewood | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #27 | stuffed kraken | 7 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #75 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #202 | toast | 7,406 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #34 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #42 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #236 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #46 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |