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caducus

Rank	Item	Quantity
#16	Überraschthexengebräu	100
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#56	"DRINK ME" potion	1,000
#27	"KICK ME" sign	100
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#20	"caramel" orange	100
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#37	"meat" stick	100
#774	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#34	1,970 carat gold	100
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#5	1/6th Pound Cake	100
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#123	11-leaf clover	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#18	17-ball	1
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#70	1952 Mickey Mantle card	100
#1426	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#112	30669 scroll	100
#214	33398 scroll	100
#72	334 scroll	100
#65	37x37x37 puzzle cube	100
#1473	4-ball	1
#9	4-d camera	100
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#15	4:20 bomb	100
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#48	5-hour acrimony	100
#1425	6-ball	1
#13	64067 scroll	100
#24	668 scroll	100
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#293	8-ball	100
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#11	8-bit banana	100
#626	9-ball	1
#4	99.44% pure math	100
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#246	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#294	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#16	A muse-bouche	100
#249	A. W. O. L. commendation	25
#16	ASCII fu manchu	100
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#6	Aerheads	100
#14	Affirmation Cookie	100
#18	Afternoon Delight	100
#15	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	100
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#36	Aggressive Carrot	100
#5	Agitated Turkey	100
#15	Aiolion	1
🥉	Aldebaran sardines	100
#38	Alewife™ Ale	100
🥈	Alexy sauce	100
#23	Alice's Army Alchemist	100
#11	Alice's Army Bowman	100
#10	Alice's Army Cleric	100
#9	Alice's Army Coward	100
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#20	Alice's Army Guard	100
#20	Alice's Army Halberder	100
#11	Alice's Army Hammerman	100
#12	Alice's Army Horseman	100
#12	Alice's Army Lanceman	100
#21	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	100
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#25	Alice's Army Ninja	100
#27	Alice's Army Nurse	100
#21	Alice's Army Page	100
#20	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	100
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#23	Alice's Army Spearsman	100
#22	Alice's Army Swordsman	100
#22	Alice's Army Wallman	100
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#30	Ambitious Turkey	100
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#8	Ancient Protector Soda	100
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#173	Angry Farmer candy	1,000
#25	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	100
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#19	Argarggagarg's fang	29
#6	Arr, M80	100
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
🥉	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	100
🥉	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	100
#4	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	100
🥈	Artist's Spatula of Despair	100
🥉	Artist's Whisk of Misery	100
🥇	Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)	1
#10	Asleep in the Cemetery	100
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#16	Atomic Pop	100
#5	Aura Libre	100
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#55	AutumnFest ale	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
🥉	Aye Aye	100
🥉	Aye Aye, Captain	100
#4	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	100
#109	BACON	100
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1043	BGE merchandise order form	1
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#676	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#6	BOOterfinger	100
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#7	BRICKO bat	100
#190	BRICKO brick	1,000
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#242	BRICKO eye brick	100
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#6	BRICKO ooze	100
🥉	BRICKO oyster	100
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#11	BRICKO pearl	100
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
🥈	BRICKO reactor	100
#26	BRICKO stud	100
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#5	BRICKO trunk	100
#10	BRICKO turtle	100
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#18	BROS Energy Drink	100
#14	BUBBLE GUM	100
#15	BURT	1,000
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
🥉	Baja sopapilla	100
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#11	Bangyomaman battle juice	100
#156	Barney's rake	1
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#21	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	100
#9	Barulio's bottle	100
#6	Bash-Ōs boxtop	100
#21	Bash-Ōs cereal	100
#13	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	100
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#53	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#23	Battlie Light Saver	100
#78	Beach Buck	100
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#34	Beach Comb Box	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#8	Beignet Milgranet	100
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#58	Ben-Gal™ Balm	100
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#36	Better Than Cuddling Cake	100
#8	Bettie page	100
#15	Bicycle	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#7	Big Punk	100
#33	Bit O' Ectoplasm	100
#6	Bit O' Quail Spleen	100
#54	BitterSweetTarts	100
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#14	Black Body™ spray	100
🥈	Black Hole	100
#122	Black No. 2	100
#90	Blackfly Chardonnay	100
#71	Blatantly Canadian	100
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#30	Blood Light	100
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#9	Bloody Nora	100
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#22	Bohemian rhapsody	100
#4	Boletus Broletus mushroom	100
#4	Bone's Farm "wine"	100
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#13	Boozehounds Anonymous token	100
#7	Bordeaux Marteaux	100
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#16	Boris's key lime pie	100
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#27	Boss Drops	100
#5	Boulevardier cocktail	100
#20	Bowl of Scorpions	100
#76	Bowlet	1
#11	Boxing Day Pass	100
#33	Boxing Day care package	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#10	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	100
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#22	Breathitin™	1
🥉	Bright Water	100
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#65	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#116	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	100
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#6	Bruno's blessing of Mars	100
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#9	Bugbearclaw Donut	100
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#1504	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#8	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	100
#8	Bustle Hustler	100
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#5	Buttery Knob	100
🥈	Byte	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#24	C.H.U.M. chum	100
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1010	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#17	CRIMBCOIDS mints	100
#17	CRIMBCOLOAF	100
#58	CSA all-purpose soap	100
#74	CSA bravery badge	100
#82	CSA cheerfulness ration	100
#91	CSA discount card	100
#177	CSA fire-starting kit	100
#92	CSA obedience grenade	100
#90	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	100
#5	Caipiranha	100
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#89	Camp Scout pup tent	100
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
🥉	Candy Alexander	100
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#134	Carpathian longsword	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
🥉	Cement Mixer	100
🥉	Centauri fish wine	100
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
🥉	Chakra Libre	100
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#14	Charity's choker	100
#49	Charleston Choo-Choo	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#16	Ched	1
#11	Cheer-Up soda	100
#38	Cherry Cloaca Cola	100
#7	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	100
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#14	Chinese curse words	100
#18	Choco-Mint patty	100
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#99	Chroner	1,000
#15	Chroner cross	1
#17	Chroner trigger	1
#17	Chubby and Plump bar	100
#4	Churchill	100
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#10	Citrus Crush wine cooler	100
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#103	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#8	Clan shower	1
#7	Clan speakeasy	1
#114	Clara's bell	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#63	Cloaca Cola Polar	100
#167	Cloaca grenade	100
#373	Cloaca-Cola	100
#27	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	100
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#49	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	100
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#215	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#26	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	100
#23	Cobra Bowl	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#68	Coinspiracy	100
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#9	Cold Fang	1
#143	Cold Hots candy	100
#45	Cold One	100
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#12	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	100
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#67	Comet Drop	1
#19	Comet Pop	100
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#29	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	100
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#26	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#36	Corpse Island iced tea	100
#118	Cosmic Calorie	100
#9	Counterclockwise Watch	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#15	Cracklin' Oat Bran	100
#6	Crazymaker	100
#4	Crepes a la Lune	100
#10	Crimbeau de toilette	100
#31	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	100
#40	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	1
#44	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
#42	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	1
#126	Crimbo Credit	100
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#182	Crimbo candied pecan	100
🥈	Crimbo candle	100
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#81	Crimbo food scraps	100
#194	Crimbo fudge	100
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#76	Crimbo paste	1
#178	Crimbo peppermint bark	100
#49	Crimbo pie	100
#6	Crimbo salad	100
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#228	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#8	Crimbojito	100
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#39	Crimbonium fuel rod	100
#170	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#38	Crimbot battery	100
#55	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	100
#8	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	100
#9	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	100
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	100
#9	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	100
#6	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	100
#7	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	100
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#4	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	100
#6	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	100
#9	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	100
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#9	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	100
#9	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	100
#54	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	100
#7	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	100
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#30	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	100
#52	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	100
#22	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	100
#4	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	100
#7	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	100
#53	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	100
#8	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	100
#8	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	100
#24	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#25	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	100
#14	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
#52	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	100
#21	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	100
#50	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	100
#6	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	100
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#65	Crimboween memo	100
#14	Crimboysters Rockefeller	100
#796	Crimbuck	1,000
#31	Crimbylow-rise jeans	1
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#7	Cursed Punch	100
#17	Cycloney	1
#121	D roll	100
#289	DNOTC Box	1
#91	DUFRESNE Suds	100
#325	Daffy Taffy	100
#13	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	100
#11	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	100
#16	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	100
#11	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	100
#14	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	100
#12	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	100
#12	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	100
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#4	Dark & Starry	100
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#13	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	100
#9	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	100
#5	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	100
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#30	Diet Cloaca Cola	100
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#15	Dish of Clarified Butter	100
#30	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	1
#22	Divine	100
#38	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#71	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	100
#138	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	100
#12	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	100
#31	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	100
#28	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	100
#10	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	100
#36	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#37	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#25	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#21	Doc's Miracle Cure	100
#37	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#29	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#7	Dogsgotnonoz pills	100
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#118	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	100
#4	Doublepunchplanter	100
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#4	Drac & Tan	100
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#16	Dramatic™ range	100
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#90	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	100
#13	Dreadsylvanian clockwork key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#20	Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian stew	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#38	Driplet	1
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#94	warbear liquid lasers	1
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#9	warbear long johns	1
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🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
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#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
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#54	warbear trouser fragment	100
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#5	wasabi-infused sake	100
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#68	whisker pencil	100
#37	whiskey and cola	100
#21	whiskey and soda	100
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#23	whiskey in a broken glass	100
#35	whiskey sour	100
#5	whiskey squeeze	100
#49	white Canadian	100
#77	white Crimbo ball	100
🥇	white Dreadsylvanian	100
#17	white Xanadian	100
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#48	white belt	1
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#312	white pixel	100
#34	white rice	100
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#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
🥈	wild honey pie	100
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#34	willyweed	100
#9	wind-up Whatsian robot	100
#2054	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#7	wind-up ensign	100
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#7	wind-up navigation droid	100
#12	wind-up owl	100
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#6	wind-up vampire teeth	100
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🥈	windicle	100
#21	wine spritzer	100
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#388	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	100
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🥇	witch's bra	1
🥈	witch's bread	100
🥉	witch's brew	100
#567	witty rapier	1
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#29	woimbook	1
🥉	wok lobster	100
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🥈	wolf whistle	1
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🥇	world's most unappetizing beverage	100
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#1045	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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#95	wriggling severed nose	1
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#9	wrought-iron winch crank	1
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#14	wumpus-hair net	1
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#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
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#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
🥉	yam candy	100
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#25	yellow brick road	100
#371	yellow candy heart	100
#36	yellow candygram	100
#18	yellow drunki-bear	100
#327	yellow gummi ingot	100
🥈	yellow matter custard	100
#23	yellow paisley oyster egg	100
#47	yellow pixel	100
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#17	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	100
#7	yellow rocket	100
#35	yellow seashell	100
#332	yellow snowcone	100
#20	yellow striped oyster egg	100
#660	yeti fur	100
#75	yo	100
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#32	your own black heart	100
#56	yule gruel	100
#149	yule hatchet	1
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#43	yummy death watch beetle	100
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#22	zmobie	100
#12	zombie	100
#18	zombie accordion	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#29	zombie hollandaise	100
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#20	zombie pineal gland	100

Wow, that's 542,334 items total!

what items are this player missing?