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| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
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| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #192 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 5 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 21 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 5 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #31 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #10 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 13 |
| #9 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 8 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 31 |
| #5 | Elf Guard honor present | 62 |
| #21 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 3 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #13 | Elf Guard strategic map | 7 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #35 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #11 | Mr. Accessaturday | 8 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #17 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #5 | Oopsie IPA | 2 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #30 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #14 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 9 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 23 |
| 🥇 | Transylvania Sling | 929 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #17 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 4 |
| #46 | baby rigging snake | 2 |
| #14 | box o' ghosts | 2 |
| 🥉 | brown pirate pants | 18 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #8 | corned beet | 12 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| 🥇 | eldritch rub | 617 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | housekeeping automa-core | 100 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥇 | infernal snowball | 253 |
| #34 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #43 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #6 | mint condition magnifying glass | 3 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #24 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #4 | perfect ice cube | 25,194 |
| #7 | pickled bread | 10 |
| #19 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
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| #25 | residual chitin paste | 6 |
| #13 | residual zeal | 7 |
| 🥉 | salted mutton | 16 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #5 | shadowy cheat sheet | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #25 | whalegun | 2 |
| 🥉 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |