Museum :: Zinnia

Zinnia

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#196	"caramel" orange	4
#81	8-bit banana	1
#51	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	17
#102	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#86	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#99	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#22	A Guide to Burning Leaves	3
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#71	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#222	Baja sopapilla	4
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#13	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	2
#35	Batfellow comic	6
#15	Beach Comb Box	2
#8	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#12	Black Angus blackburger	6
#21	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
🥇	Blue Diamond of Honesty	314
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#16	Boosty Juice	2
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#92	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#5	Boxing Day care package	4
#934	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
🥉	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	4
#255	Bulky Buddy Box	11
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#84	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	8
#50	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	8
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#45	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	9
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#47	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	8
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#47	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	8
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#363	CRIMBCOIDS mints	7
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#35	Carol of the Bulls	5
#35	Carol of the Hells	5
#31	Carol of the Thrills	6
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#5	Chateau Mantegna room key	2
#8	Cheshire Bitten	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#5	Clan Carnival Game	1
#7	Clan Floundry	1
#11	Clan hot dog stand	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#89	Comma Chameleon egg	1
#23	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#55	Crimbeau de toilette	8
#8	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	5
#7	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	6
#10	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	5
#402	Crimbo Credit	7
#271	Crimbo Factory surprise box	8
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1353	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#46	Crimbo candle	7
#65	Crimbo crystal shards	4
#18	Crimbo dinner	58
#41	Crimbo food scraps	289
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1368	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#420	Crimbo salad	3
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#21	Crimbo train emergency brake	146
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#49	Crimbo wreath	10
#37	Crimbolex watch	4
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#308	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
#32	Crimbosmopolitan	41
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#230	Crimbot battery	2
#58	Crimbough	1
#10	Crimbow Rainbo	11
#70	Crimboysters Rockefeller	7
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#28	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	30
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#17	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	11
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	3
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#144	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#209	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	11
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#154	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#14	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	7
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#139	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#3017	Crimbuck	3
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#16	DIY protonic accelerator kit	1
#25	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	3
#131	Deactivated O. A. F.	6
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#29	Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog	1
#16	Distant Woods Getaway Brochure	2
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#19	Ed the Undying exhibit crate	1
#7	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	7
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#165	Elf Army machine parts	1
#90	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#99	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#309	Elf Guard MPC	11
#52	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#65	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#123	Elf Guard payroll bag	1
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#10	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	7
#152	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#16	Elvish sunglasses	3
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#15	Folder Holder	2
#10	Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit	4
#152	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	4
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#31	God Lobster Egg	1
#12	Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog	1
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#34	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	2
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#5	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	5
#6	Gummi-Memory	1
#8	Guzzlr application	2
#296	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	4
#11	Horsery contract	1
#61	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	4
#156	Inner Strength	3
#165	Inner Truth	3
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#114	Jamaican coffee	1
#12	January's Garbage Tote (unopened)	2
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#43	Jekyllin hide belt	1
#59	Juju Mojo Mask	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#15	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	2
#12	Kramco Industries packing carton	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#309	LED block	4
#6	LI-11 Motor Pool voucher	2
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#33	Libram of BRICKOs	2
#51	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	2
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#16	Libram of Pulled Taffy	2
#43	Lil' Snowball Factory	5
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#47	Loathing Legion knife	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#635	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#10	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	2
#44	March hat	1
#24	MayDay™ contract	2
#27	Mayflower bouquet	2
#31	McHugeLarge deluxe ski set	2
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
🥇	Memories of Beanslinging	1
🥉	Memories of Cow Punching	1
🥇	Memories of Snake Oiling	1
#346	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#91	Mr. Accessory	2
#53	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#20	My Own Pen Pal kit	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#165	Mysterious Blue Box	1
#227	NPZR chemistry set	21
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#9	New-You Club Membership Form	2
🥉	Newbiesport™ backpack	1
#8	Oopsie IPA	1
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#18	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	2
#13	Our Daily Candles™ order form	2
#8	Pack of Every Card	2
#26	Pantsgiving	1
🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
#44	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	1
#15	PirateRealm membership packet	2
#29	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	5
🥉	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
#5	Pocket Meteor Guide	3
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#6	Professor of Spelunkology	1
#127	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#87	Rainbow's Gravity	2
#1201	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#45	Rethinking Candy	1
#20	Retrospecs try-at-home kit	1
#17	Rock Garden Guide	3
#29	S.I.T. Course Voucher	2
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#26	Satan hat	1
#6	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	3
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#35	Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque	2
#491	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#24	Small Medium	2
#24	Sneaky Pete's leather jacket	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#29	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	2
#17	Source terminal	1
#54	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	2
#862	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#532	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	16
#382	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	34
#146	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
#447	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	25
#158	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	16
#71	The Art of Slapfighting	14
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#24	The Confiscator's Grimoire	1
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#126	The Joy of Wassailing	20
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#85	The Necbronomicon	3
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#36	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#15	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	5
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
#12	The Smith's Tome	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#44	The Superconductor's CPU	2
#32	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#18	Thor's Pliers	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#49	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	2
#73	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	7
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#21	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	12
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#123	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	8
#838	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#61	Thwaitgold bug statuette	14
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#244	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	3
#214	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#276	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	4
#178	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	4
#378	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	12
#194	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	3
#72	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	4
#552	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	8
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#176	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	2
#121	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	3
#1223	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	3
#155	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	3
#152	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	3
#268	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	6
#66	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	5
#250	Thwaitgold moth statuette	2
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#118	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	4
#79	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	15
#1043	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#176	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	7
#44	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette	3
#718	Thwaitgold slug statuette	2
#673	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#216	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	3
#328	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	17
#1270	Thwaitgold termite statuette	1
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#64	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	3
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#33	Tome of Clip Art	3
#15	Tome of Rad Libs	1
#34	Tome of Snowcone Summoning	1
#40	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	2
#37	Trainbot autoassembly module	9
#89	Trainbot circuitry	23
#14	Trainbot harness	7
#100	Trainbot linkages	11
#26	Trainbot luggage hook	4
#105	Trainbot optics	11
#80	Trainbot plating	21
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#90	Trainbot servomotors	16
#78	Trainbot slag	87
#94	Trainbot tubing	19
#26	Travoltan trousers	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#15	Unagnimated Gnome	2
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#211	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	61
#59	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#8	Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	2
#19	V for Vivala mask	2
#49	Valentine's Day cake	10
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#4	Warehouse 23 crate	1
#9	Witchess Set	1
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#13	X-32-F snowman crate	1
#10	Xi Receiver Unit	1
#18	a cute angel	2
🥉	adventurer clone egg	6
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#16	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	2
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
#19	alien drugs	148
#58	alien force field disruptor bean	11
#19	alien protein powder	21
#15	alien source code printout	30
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#16	all-purpose flower	18
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#2948	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
#348	anniversary gift box	8
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#346	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
#35	antique beer	16
#36	antique nutcracker figurine	11
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#125	archaeologing shovel	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#769	aspirin	1
#82	astral badger	1
#658	astronaut pants	11
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#9	avatar of the Unconscious Collective	1
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#11	baby camelCalf	2
#82	baby chest mimic	1
#44	baby rigging snake	2
#132	bad penguin egg	1
🥉	bad vibroknife	3
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#29	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#108	balanced antler	1
#820	ball	7
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#154	banana	49
#26	banana candle	12
#221	banana cream pie	2
#99	banana daiquiri	3
#58	banana milkshake	2
#380	banana peel	8
#61	banana smoothie	15
#23	banana split	1
#93	banana spritzer	4
#251	banana supersucker	1
#820	banana-frosted king cake	2
#472	bananagate	11
#94	bananarama bangle	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#75	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#4	basking robin	1
#667	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#198	battered Crimbo Crate	66
#102	beavermouth	92
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#286	begpwnia	5
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#201	bindlestocking	13
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#53	black Crimbo ball	221
#242	black and white cracker	2
#29	black brandy	2
#132	black lotus	1
🥉	black snowcone	368
#269	black velvet box	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#46	blank diary	3
#469	blind-packed capsule toy	2
#925	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#557	blood flower	11
#12	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
#10	blue canary nightlight	2
#827	blue class ring	1
#204	blue glowstick	8
#213	blue grass	1
#10	blue lava globs	4
#90	blue mana	1
#145	blue money bag	1
#155	blue oyster badge	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#737	blue plasma ball	10
#52	blue plastic baby	7
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#10	blue plate	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#113	blue potion	1
#12	blue pumps	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#29	blue rocket	1
#124	blue shell	1
#485	blue snowcone	11
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#45	blue tulip	11
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#41	book of facts	3
🥇	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
#303	borg sock monkey	6
#183	borrowed time	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#5	bottle of lovebug pheromones	2
#29	bottle of peppermint schnapps	9
#15	bottled Vampire Vintner	2
#26	bottled green pixie	2
🥈	bouquet of circular saw blades	2,773
#110	bow	4
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#129	box of Gratitude chocolates	1
#20	box of bear arms	2
#654	box of sunshine	481
#38	boxed Apriling band helmet	2
#27	boxed Mayam Calendar	3
#32	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	2
#43	boxed august scepter	2
#13	boxed autumn-aton	3
#41	boxed bat wings	2
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#320	bread line	3
#24	bread man	11
#209	brilliant oyster egg	1
#1040	brine	8
#128	briny vinegar	1
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#115	brown plastic baby	6
#276	buñuelos Jaliscos	2
#124	bubble-wrap simulator	9
#6	bucket of ancient Vampyre blood	1
#706	buckyball	6
#154	bunch of bananas	36
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#189	bungle in the jungle	6
#44	burnt flower	741
#464	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#25	cabooze	16
#204	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#16	can of Rain-Doh	2
#299	can of V-11	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#20	can of franks 'n' beans	11
#570	candied bolts	3
#82	candied lime	1
#287	candied nuts	5
#4788	candy cane	1
#110	candy cornucopia	1
#186	candy harmonica	3
#124	candy kneecapping stick	14
#169	candy knuckles	11
#3109	candy stake	2
#101	cannonbomb	1
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#507	canteen of wine	53
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#8	capped blue lava bottle	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#634	carbonated water lily	1
#803	cement sandals	1
#117	chakra malt	1
#266	chakra sludge	1
#46	chakra-mental wine	12
#159	cheap elven gloves	24
#540	cheap plastic bottle opener	12
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#180	choco-Crimbot	6
#54	chocolate box	2
#140	chocolate cigar	13
#52	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	31
#815	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
#21	chocomotive	17
#774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	11
#26	cinnamon machine oil	638
#21	circle drum	1
#263	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
🥉	clan underground fireworks shop	2
#61	class five ecto-larva	1
#24	closed-circuit phone system	3
#4	coffee sprite	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#24	combat lover's locket lockbox	2
#26	comfy blanket	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#45	container of Spooky Putty	2
#315	cookie cookie	3
#22	corked genie bottle	2
#134	corned beet	2
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#218	corpsebite	1
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#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1868	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#821	tooth	4
#337	toothsome rock	31
#1558	top	2
#64	towel	134
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#478	toy deathbot	2
#1342	toy hoverpad	3
#1689	toy jet pack	2
#546	toy maglev monorail	2
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#998	toy ray gun	7
#702	toy soldier	2
#1722	toy space helmet	2
#145	toy train	12
#1821	toy wheel	1
#59	traditional Crimbo cookie	14
🥇	train whistle	1
#216	transparent nog	2
#478	tree skirt	1
#1790	tree-eating kite	8
#1041	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#204	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
#74	trick coin	1
#504	tropical orchid	2
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#11	tulip	279
#10	twitching space egg	3
#6	uncapped blue lava bottle	1
#32	undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella	1
#14	undrilled cosmic bowling ball	2
#19	unemployed hunchbacked minion	1
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#8	uniclops egg	1
#77	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
#6	unoccupied sheep suit	5
#11	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	2
#20	unopened diabolic pizza cube box	1
#42	unopened tiny stillsuit	1
#16	unpowered Robortender	1
#1176	unstable laser battery	42
#55	untorn tearaway pants package	1
#22	unwound cymbal-playing monkey	1
#366	upsy daisy	3
#1255	vampire duck-on-a-string	5
#20	vampyric cloake pattern	2
#513	vanilla-frosted king cake	2
#713	vibrating cyborg knife	9
#1143	vinegar	13
#2625	vitachoconutriment capsule	2
#15	voter registration form	2
#241	wad of cotton	13
#264	warbear accoutrements chunk	11
#45	warbear auto-anvil	4
#263	warbear battery	10
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#111	warbear bearserker mead	4
#9	warbear bearserker potion	127
#46	warbear beeping telegram	21
#13	warbear blizzard mead	28
#94	warbear breakfast machine assembler	7
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#43	warbear drone assembler	12
#125	warbear empathy chip	5
#4	warbear empathy chip (used)	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#60	warbear exo-arm	4
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#159	warbear feasting mead	2
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#18	warbear gyrocopter	29
#252	warbear helm fragment	11
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#91	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	13
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#9	warbear long johns	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
#114	warbear oil pan	2
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#180	warbear procedural hilarity drone	7
#36	warbear rejuvenation potion	5
#54	warbear requisition box	112
#147	warbear robo-camouflage unit	9
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#46	warbear soda machine assembler	11
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#247	warbear trouser fragment	11
#14	warbear warrior bread	30
#220	warbear whosit	817
#64	warehouse key	14
#40	wax banana	1
#24	wax lips	1
#50	wet tack	1
#118	whale cerebrospinal fluid	1
#63	whalecake	1
#40	whalegun	1
#87	whalesteak	4
#1538	wheel	1
#48	white Crimbo ball	300
#903	white balloon	1
#83	white tulip	4
#69	wizard action figure	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#46	wrapped candy cane sword cane	2
#513	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#18	xo-skeleton-in-a-box	1
#1378	yellow candy heart	1
#13	yellow puck	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#1254	yo	5
#291	yo-yo	105
#37	yule grog	1
#86	yule gruel	14
#28	yule pup	5
#42	yuletide troll chrysalis	2
#402	zombie pineal gland	11

Wow, that's 501,394 items total!

what items are this player missing?