| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #15 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 2 |
| #35 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| #43 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| 🥈 | Eldritch snap | 99 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥇 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 202 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #21 | MayDay™ contract | 2 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #10 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 14 |
| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #31 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #57 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #57 | book of facts | 2 |
| 🥇 | bottle of rum | 3,000,000 |
| #44 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 2 |
| #46 | boxed august scepter | 2 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #36 | closed-circuit phone system | 2 |
| #22 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 2 |
| #51 | cursed monkey glove | 2 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
| #4 | deluxe fax machine | 37 |
| #26 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 2 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #11 | mint condition magnifying glass | 2 |
| #27 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #43 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #24 | packaged June cleaver | 2 |
| #33 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 2 |
| #35 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #42 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #15 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 2 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #4 | unearthed volcanic meteoroid | 1 |
| #20 | unoccupied sheep suit | 2 |
| #26 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 2 |
| #120 | warehouse key | 7 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |