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| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
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| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
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| #29 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #33 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥉 | MayDay™ contract | 6 |
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| #106 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #103 | New Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #25 | O | 31 |
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| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
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| #10 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 2 |
| #13 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 3 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
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| #81 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
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| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 50 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #51 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #35 | baby chest mimic | 3 |
| #185 | bag of W&Ws | 43 |
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| #34 | batskin belt | 48 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
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| #118 | blackberry | 256 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
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| #197 | flaming feather | 68 |
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| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
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| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
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| #194 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 4 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #97 | handful of sand | 318 |
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| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
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| #5 | hopeful candle | 1 |
| #27 | hot cocoa au beurre | 3 |
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| 🥇 | kerosene-soaked skip | 2 |
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| #47 | miniature boiler | 7 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
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| #125 | nurse's hat | 1 |
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| #38 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #7 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 5 |
| #8 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 3 |
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| #10 | packaged model train set | 6 |
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| #44 | polyeaster egg | 1 |
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| #566 | reodorant | 5 |
| #36 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 3 |
| #434 | roll of toilet paper | 207 |
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| #109 | sea lace | 1 |
| #188 | sewer wad | 12 |
| #124 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #9 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 5 |
| #38 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 2 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #452 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3 |
| #63 | space blanket | 1 |
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| #3150 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
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| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #24 | voter registration form | 1 |
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