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#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
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#22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
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#18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
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#509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
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#173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
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#33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
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#77 | Twelve Night Energy | 10 |
#26 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 2 |
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#40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
#9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
#233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
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#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
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#25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
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#212 | bed of coals | 4 |
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#50 | bite-me-red lipstick | 269 |
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🥈 | curmudgel | 3,100 |
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#1371 | herringcello | 13 |
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#4 | shortest-order cook | 5 |
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🥉 | sinistral homunculus | 3 |
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#387 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 96 |
#70 | stuffed Meat | 365 |
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#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
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#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
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#76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
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#6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
#77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
#3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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#3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
#3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
#989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
#6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
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#3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
#8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
#4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
#3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
#8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
#4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
#321 | tourmalime | 21 |
#1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
#833 | twitching claw | 6 |
#12 | unoccupied sheep suit | 4 |
#4 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 4 |
#14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
🥇 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 11,577 |
#1343 | unstable DNA | 22 |
#1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#5 | untorn tearaway pants package | 8 |
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#600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
#435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
#125 | white tulip | 1 |
#96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |
#285 | yellow gummi ingot | 117 |
#53 | yeti fur | 7,415 |