Museum :: False Dragon

False Dragon

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#573	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#369	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	6
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#4	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	3
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#199	Blood Light	22
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#267	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
#34	Boxing Day care package	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#371	CRIMBCOLOAF	7
#54	Celsius 233	1
#16	Chateau Mantegna room key	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#7	Colera Peste Nebbiolo	1
#76	Crimbo Factory surprise box	35
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1608	Crimbuck	117
#6	DIY protonic accelerator kit	2
#287	DNOTC Box	1
#8	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	7
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#1154	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
🥈	Doll Moll violin case	1
#192	Ecto-Cooler	6
#1051	Ent cider	2
#827	FDKOL commendation	9
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#13	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	2
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#102	Go-Wassail	206
#7	Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
🥈	Guzzlr application	4
#253	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	15
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#168	How to Play Othello	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#12	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	6,266
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#44	Libram of Pulled Taffy	1
#48	Libram of Resolutions	1
#11	License To Kill	7
#13	MayDay™ contract	3
#156	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	15
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#47	Neverending Party guest pass	1
#22	Neverending Party invitation envelope	2
#133	Nightstalker perfume	22
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#50	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
#5	Our Daily Candles™ order form	4
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#517	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#128	Red Pill	3
#18	Rethinking Candy	2
#514	Safari Jack's moustache	3
#436	Schrödinger's thermos	35
#263	Sensual Massage for Creeps	5
#311	Silver Bullet beer	7
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#187	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	15
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#227	The Cooler Out of Space	12
#173	The Joy of Wassailing	17
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#41	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2	1
#33	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#40	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5	1
#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
#33	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#196	Thwaitgold bug statuette	8
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#395	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	7
#766	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#25	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	2
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
#77	Twelve Night Energy	10
#26	Twitching Television Tattoo	2
#47	Ultrasoldier Serum	26
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#29	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#9	Witchess Set	1
#233	Workytime Tea	10
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#16	airplane charter: Dinseylandfill	1
#14	airplane charter: That 70s Volcano	1
#14	airplane charter: The Glaciest	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#169	ammonite fossil	33
#423	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	3
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#144	antique nutcracker figurine	1
#123	antique painting of a landscape	7
#257	antique pair of blue jeans	3
#417	antique record album	6
#110	antique souvenir drawing	9
#87	asbestos crossbow string	3
#64	asbestos stick	5
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#12	baby camelCalf	2
#23	bag of Iunion stones	1
#14	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	2
#159	banana supersucker	3
#300	bananagate	23
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#876	battered Crimbo Crate	8
#212	bed of coals	4
#223	belemnite fossil	23
#474	big rock	1
#50	bite-me-red lipstick	269
#138	blank diary	1
#158	blank fudge mold	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#998	blood flower	4
#136	blue tulip	1
#701	bone chips	10
#90	bottle of Blank-Out	185
#59	bottle of Bloodweiser	3
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
🥈	box o' ghosts	4
#38	boxed Apriling band helmet	2
#46	boxed Mayam Calendar	2
#6	boxed Sept-Ember Censer	5
#27	boxed august scepter	3
#297	bubble-wrap simulator	1
#1500	can of CRIMBCOLA	3
#44	can of Rain-Doh	1
#4136	candy cane	2
#2000	candy kneecapping stick	1
#667	candy knuckles	4
#190	chainsaw chain	3
#108	chakra sludge	11
#1089	cheap elven gloves	2
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#69	chrome stick	4
#88	chrome sword hilt	3
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#9	combat lover's locket lockbox	4
#126	comfy coffin	8
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#441	corrupted data	20
#7	crated wardrobe-o-matic	3
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
🥈	curmudgel	3,100
#5	cursed monkey glove	12
#234	cursed scrunchie	4
#16	deactivated nanobots	2
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#8	deed to Oliver's Place	5
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#17	designer sweatpants (new old stock)	3
#14	detective school application	1
#330	donated booze	20
#57	donated candy	488
#50	donated food	504
#336	drum of pomade	2
#447	dusty Crimbo crate	25
#96	electric Kool-Aid	1
#13	electronic Brain Trainer game	1
🥈	elf sleeper agent	3
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#611	elven cellocello	28
#920	elven moonshine	8
#971	elven socks	3
#516	elven suicide capsule	30
#4	emotion chip	4
#1082	enchanted leopard-print barbell	5
#746	extra-greasy slider	1
#80	fairy-worn boots	1
#346	fancy chocolate car	8
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#76	floaty stone sphere	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#172	fossilized demon skull	3
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#1033	friendly cheez blob	2
#402	frigid air mattress	2
#369	frigid fudgepuck	7
#150	fudge bunny	4
#566	fudge lily	5
#258	fudge spork	1
#217	funhouse mirror	3
#50	ghost pepper	3
#190	ghostly body paint	27
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#467	gingerbread mutant bugbear	8
#457	gray bow tie	15
#292	green gummi ingot	117
#83	hamlet sandwich	131
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#3056	handful of confetti	7
#113	handful of honey	89
#209	handful of numbers	2
#3384	heart necklace	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1371	herringcello	13
#465	hideous egg	4
#7	hippopotamus skin	10,274
#184	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#19	honeycap	1
#231	hot egg	1
#71	infant sandworm	1
#1395	irradiated candy cane	4
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#1862	jawbruiser	1
#64	jerky coins	367
#79	karma shawarma	1
#542	knuckle sandwich	40
#422	kumquartz	13
#172	kumquat supersucker	3
#38	latte lovers club card	1
#17	lewd playing card	58
#322	licorice garrote	6
#588	licorice root	2
#152	lime supersucker	3
#32	linoleum crossbow string	8
#50	linoleum stick	4
#40	linoleum sword hilt	5
#236	lollipop stick	313
#1424	macaroni duck	1
#18	machine elf capsule	1
#128	marine aquamarine	1
#9	mini kiwi egg	5
#11	mint condition magnifying glass	2
#5	mint-in-box Powerful Glove	2
#49	mirrored aviator shades	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#82	obnoxious riddle	4
#172	ojo de pez burrito	1
#141	pack of pogs	139
#55	packaged Jurassic Parka	1
#25	packaged Roman Candelabra	3
#4	packaged backup camera	7
🥈	packaged familiar scrapbook	6
#5	packaged knock-off retro superhero cape	3
#13	packaged miniature crystal ball	2
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#1135	paperclip	2
#498	patent leather shoes	13
#142	pear supersucker	3
#491	pearidot	10
#887	penguin focaccia bread	21
#575	penguin thesaurus	12
#332	phish stick	3
#110	pile of dusty animal bones	100
#367	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#11	portable housekeeping robot	1
#9	potted tea tree	2
#37	pottery barn owl figurine	1
🥈	power seed	4
#5	press-on ribs	472
#1301	pretty flower	9
#618	pulsing flesh	6
#326	quantum taco	59
#227	raffle prize box	1
#286	red gummi ingot	118
#112	red tulip	1
#8	red-spotted snapper roe	2
#686	rigid carapace	7
#1006	[2108]rock	3
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#1269	sandwich of the gods	4
#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#4	shortest-order cook	5
#11	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	5
#84	silver shotgun shell	6
🥉	sinistral homunculus	3
#61	skulldozer egg	1
#511	sleazy bindle	1
#14	sleeping patriotic eagle	5
#81	sleeping stocking	21
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#371	sorority brain	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#147	spice melange	1
#594	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#727	squirming egg sac	6
#271	stained mattress	4
#330	stinkin' bindle	2
#146	strawberry supersucker	3
#283	strawberyl	25
#1332	stray chihuahua	1
#330	string of Crimbo lights	2
#236	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	154
#492	stuffed Cheshire bitten	84
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#387	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	96
#70	stuffed Meat	365
#831	stuffed angry cow	57
#212	stuffed astral badger	154
#264	stuffed baby gravy fairy	136
#1698	stuffed cocoabo	29
#272	stuffed crazy bastard sword	29
#239	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	142
#252	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	140
#225	stuffed hand turkey	143
#1376	stuffed key	25
#47	stuffed martini	174
#216	stuffed mind flayer	149
#64	stuffed mink	386
#68	stuffed monocle	350
#1715	stuffed ninja snowman	1
#202	stuffed scary death orb	163
#255	stuffed shoulder parrot	76
#297	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	120
#511	stuffed snowy owl	81
#241	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	142
#939	stuffed spooky mushroom	9
#722	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	64
#591	stuffed teddy butler	82
#512	stuffed tin of caviar	90
#1549	stuffed treasure chest	18
#553	stuffed yo-yo	1
#1600	stuffing	4
#399	sturdy Crimbo crate	41
#578	sucker scaffold	7
#574	superheated fudge	3
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#64	throwing bone	15
#530	throwing wrench	8
#583	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#2849	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#2826	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#168	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2858	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#6120	tiny plastic angry goat	2
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#4899	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#6232	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	2
#6154	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#6170	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4798	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#8224	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#4018	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#3858	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#321	tourmalime	21
#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#833	twitching claw	6
#12	unoccupied sheep suit	4
#4	unopened Bird-a-Day calendar	4
#14	unpowered Robortender	1
🥇	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	11,577
#1343	unstable DNA	22
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#5	untorn tearaway pants package	8
#869	unusual disco ball	3
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#125	white tulip	1
#96	wriggling severed nose	1
#285	yellow gummi ingot	117
#53	yeti fur	7,415

Wow, that's 47,610 items total!

what items are this player missing?