False Dragon

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#573Asleep in the Cemetery3
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#369Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler6
#40Bastille Battalion control rig crate1
#4Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog3
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#199Blood Light22
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#267Bone's Farm "wine"7
#34Boxing Day care package1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1054CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#1702CRIMBCOIDS mints3
#371CRIMBCOLOAF7
#54Celsius 2331
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#7Colera Peste Nebbiolo1
#76Crimbo Factory surprise box35
#84Crimbo salad7
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1608Crimbuck117
#6DIY protonic accelerator kit2
#287DNOTC Box1
#8Dark Jill-of-All-Trades7
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#12Dear Past Self Package1
#1154Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
🥈Doll Moll violin case1
#192Ecto-Cooler6
#1051Ent cider2
#827FDKOL commendation9
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#13GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card2
#91Gets-You-Drunk1
#102Go-Wassail206
#7Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog2
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
🥈Guzzlr application4
#253Haunted Sorority House staff guide15
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#168How to Play Othello1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#623Jocko Homo's head3
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#12L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate6,266
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#730Let Me Be!2
#44Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#48Libram of Resolutions1
#11License To Kill7
#13MayDay™ contract3
#156Mesmereyes™ contact lenses15
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#47Neverending Party guest pass1
#22Neverending Party invitation envelope2
#133Nightstalker perfume22
#16Non-Euclidean Finance1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#627Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#5Our Daily Candles™ order form4
#22Pack of Every Card1
#517Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster13
#128Red Pill3
#18Rethinking Candy2
#514Safari Jack's moustache3
#436Schrödinger's thermos35
#263Sensual Massage for Creeps5
#311Silver Bullet beer7
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#947Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#187Tales of a Kansas Toymaker15
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#509The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones2
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#227The Cooler Out of Space12
#173The Joy of Wassailing17
#152The Necbronomicon2
#41The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 11
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 21
#33The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 31
#38The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 41
#40The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 51
#35The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 61
#33Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#777Thwaitgold bee statuette3
#196Thwaitgold bug statuette8
#1015Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#395Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette7
#766Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette11
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#25Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir2
#100Travels with Jerry8
#77Twelve Night Energy10
#26Twitching Television Tattoo2
#47Ultrasoldier Serum26
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#40Underworld sapling1
#9Witchess Set1
#233Workytime Tea10
#511Yakisoba's hat3
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#16airplane charter: Dinseylandfill1
#14airplane charter: That 70s Volcano1
#14airplane charter: The Glaciest1
🥇all-year sucker1
#169ammonite fossil33
#423antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#289antique bottle opener3
#144antique nutcracker figurine1
#123antique painting of a landscape7
#257antique pair of blue jeans3
#417antique record album6
#110antique souvenir drawing9
#87asbestos crossbow string3
#64asbestos stick5
#175asbestos sword hilt1
#12baby camelCalf2
#23bag of Iunion stones1
#14bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts2
#159banana supersucker3
#300bananagate23
#25barrel-aged eggnog1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#876battered Crimbo Crate8
#212bed of coals4
#223belemnite fossil23
#474big rock1
#50bite-me-red lipstick269
#138blank diary1
#158blank fudge mold3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#998blood flower4
#136blue tulip1
#701bone chips10
#90bottle of Blank-Out185
#59bottle of Bloodweiser3
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
🥈box o' ghosts4
#38boxed Apriling band helmet2
#46boxed Mayam Calendar2
#6boxed Sept-Ember Censer5
#27boxed august scepter3
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#1500can of CRIMBCOLA3
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#4136candy cane2
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#667candy knuckles4
#190chainsaw chain3
#108chakra sludge11
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#162chrome crossbow string1
#69chrome stick4
#88chrome sword hilt3
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#9combat lover's locket lockbox4
#126comfy coffin8
#284concentrated garbage juice3
🥉control crystal1
#568corncob pipe1
#441corrupted data20
#7crated wardrobe-o-matic3
#597cup of infinite pencils1
🥈curmudgel3,100
#5cursed monkey glove12
#234cursed scrunchie4
#16deactivated nanobots2
#615deadly lampshade1
#8deed to Oliver's Place5
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#17designer sweatpants (new old stock)3
#14detective school application1
#330donated booze20
#57donated candy488
#50donated food504
#336drum of pomade2
#447dusty Crimbo crate25
#96electric Kool-Aid1
#13electronic Brain Trainer game1
🥈elf sleeper agent3
#1589elven limbos gingerbread2
#611elven cellocello28
#920elven moonshine8
#971elven socks3
#516elven suicide capsule30
#4emotion chip4
#1082enchanted leopard-print barbell5
#746extra-greasy slider1
#80fairy-worn boots1
#346fancy chocolate car8
#968festive holiday hat3
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#82fireman's helmet1
#76floaty stone sphere1
#88forbidden sausage3
#172fossilized demon skull3
#578frayed rope belt1
#459freezin' bindle1
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#402frigid air mattress2
#369frigid fudgepuck7
#150fudge bunny4
#566fudge lily5
#258fudge spork1
#217funhouse mirror3
#50ghost pepper3
#190ghostly body paint27
#398giant glass of brandy1
#1368giant pinky ring7
#467gingerbread mutant bugbear8
#457gray bow tie15
#292green gummi ingot117
#83hamlet sandwich131
#17hand-crafted candy cane1
#3056handful of confetti7
#113handful of honey89
#209handful of numbers2
#3384heart necklace1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1371herringcello13
#465hideous egg4
#7hippopotamus skin10,274
#184hobo fortress blueprints1
#19honeycap1
#231hot egg1
#71infant sandworm1
#1395irradiated candy cane4
#699jar of fermented pickle juice1
#1862jawbruiser1
#64jerky coins367
#79karma shawarma1
#542knuckle sandwich40
#422kumquartz13
#172kumquat supersucker3
#38latte lovers club card1
#17lewd playing card58
#322licorice garrote6
#588licorice root2
#152lime supersucker3
#32linoleum crossbow string8
#50linoleum stick4
#40linoleum sword hilt5
#236lollipop stick313
#1424macaroni duck1
#18machine elf capsule1
#128marine aquamarine1
#9mini kiwi egg5
#11mint condition magnifying glass2
#5mint-in-box Powerful Glove2
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#1340motivational poster1
#860nut-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#82obnoxious riddle4
#172ojo de pez burrito1
#141pack of pogs139
#55packaged Jurassic Parka1
#25packaged Roman Candelabra3
#4packaged backup camera7
🥈packaged familiar scrapbook6
#5packaged knock-off retro superhero cape3
#13packaged miniature crystal ball2
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#1135paperclip2
#498patent leather shoes13
#142pear supersucker3
#491pearidot10
#887penguin focaccia bread21
#575penguin thesaurus12
#332phish stick3
#110pile of dusty animal bones100
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#11portable housekeeping robot1
#9potted tea tree2
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
🥈power seed4
#5press-on ribs472
#1301pretty flower9
#618pulsing flesh6
#326quantum taco59
#227raffle prize box1
#286red gummi ingot118
#112red tulip1
#8red-spotted snapper roe2
#686rigid carapace7
#1006[2108]rock3
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#1269sandwich of the gods4
#46seal-toothed rock1
#4shortest-order cook5
#11shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog5
#84silver shotgun shell6
🥉sinistral homunculus3
#61skulldozer egg1
#511sleazy bindle1
#14sleeping patriotic eagle5
#81sleeping stocking21
#1272slow jam collection1
#371sorority brain1
#3320spade necklace1
#147spice melange1
#594square CRIMBCOOKIE3
#727squirming egg sac6
#271stained mattress4
#330stinkin' bindle2
#146strawberry supersucker3
#283strawberyl25
#1332stray chihuahua1
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#236stuffed Baron von Ratsworth154
#492stuffed Cheshire bitten84
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#387stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech96
#70stuffed Meat365
#831stuffed angry cow57
#212stuffed astral badger154
#264stuffed baby gravy fairy136
#1698stuffed cocoabo29
#272stuffed crazy bastard sword29
#239stuffed flaming gravy fairy142
#252stuffed frozen gravy fairy140
#225stuffed hand turkey143
#1376stuffed key25
#47stuffed martini174
#216stuffed mind flayer149
#64stuffed mink386
#68stuffed monocle350
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#202stuffed scary death orb163
#255stuffed shoulder parrot76
#297stuffed sleazy gravy fairy120
#511stuffed snowy owl81
#241stuffed spooky gravy fairy142
#939stuffed spooky mushroom9
#722stuffed stinky gravy fairy64
#591stuffed teddy butler82
#512stuffed tin of caviar90
#1549stuffed treasure chest18
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#1600stuffing4
#399sturdy Crimbo crate41
#578sucker scaffold7
#574superheated fudge3
#295throbbing rage gland1
#64throwing bone15
#530throwing wrench8
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2849tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#59tiny plastic Dolph Bossin1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#87tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#76tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#82tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#6120tiny plastic angry goat2
#77tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#4899tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6154tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4798tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#45tiny plastic sea elf1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4018tiny plastic star starfish4
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#321tourmalime21
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#833twitching claw6
#12unoccupied sheep suit4
#4unopened Bird-a-Day calendar4
#14unpowered Robortender1
🥇unrefined Mountain Stream syrup11,577
#1343unstable DNA22
#1355untamable turtle1
#5untorn tearaway pants package8
#869unusual disco ball3
#600voodoo snuff1
#435warbear metalworking primer1
#125white tulip1
#96wriggling severed nose1
#285yellow gummi ingot117
#53yeti fur7,415

Wow, that's 47,610 items total!

what items are this player missing?