Archham

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#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#1817-ball1
#315-hour acrimony351
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#190A. W. O. L. commendation36
🥉Acqua Del Piatto Merlot2
#6Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet1
#17Adventurer bobblehead8
🥉Agent Corrigan's cigarette2,282
#25Alice's Army Dervish11
#32Alice's Army Martyr11
#34Alice's Army Sniper11
#25Alice's Army booster box1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#81Angelhair Culottes10
#70Apathargic Bandersnatch1
#115Argarggagarg's fang11
#11Ass-Stompers of Violence2
#242Atomic Comic2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#362BGE merchandise order form11
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#898BGE shotglass6
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#17BRICKO gargantuchicken1
#240BURT120
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#83Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental10
#9Barney's rake19
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#5Baron von Ratsworth's monocle366
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#34Beach Comb Box1
#95Belt of Howling Anger5
🥉Belt of Loathing1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#22Black Bart's Booty1
#106Bling of the New Wave9
🥇Bloodbath1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#111Bonerdagon necklace73
#33Boots of Twilight Whispers12
#96Boss Bat bling32
#10Boss Bat britches301
#34Boxing Day care package1
🥉Brand of Violence6
#95Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air20
#39Brimstone Beret1
#10Brimstone Bludgeon2
#10Brimstone Boxers3
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#7Brimstone Brooch3
#8Brimstone Bunker3
#5Brogre brolo shirt1
#4Brogre brorts1
#4Brogre bucket hat1
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#19Build-a-City Gingerbread kit1
🥈Byte1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1552CRIMBCO mug3
#683CRIMBCO scrip195
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#26Caveman Dan's favorite rock4
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#14Chester's bag of candy5
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#57Chester's moustache2
#13Chester's muscle shirt3
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#96Claw of the Infernal Seal9
#38Cloak of Dire Shadows11
#12Codpiece of the Goblin King192
#7Cold Stone of Hatred2
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#23Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium1
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#42Cosmic Calorie1,702
#28Covers-Your-Head1
#116Crimbo Candy Cookbook41
#113Crimbo Credit111
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#12Crimbo hat1
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#8Crimbo pants1
#15Crimbo sapling1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#11Crimbo sword1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#96Crimbo ukulele2
#350Crimbo wreath2
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#168Crimbonium fuel rod11
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer1
#15Crimbot schematic: Gun Face1
🥇Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator1
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#2022Crimboween memo2
#669Crimbuck1,414
#51Crown of Thrones1
#16DIY protonic accelerator kit1
#137DNOTC Box3
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#12Dear Past Self Package1
#1155Dickory Farms Gift Basket3
#6Dinsey's brain2
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#14Dinsey's pants1
#4Dinsey's pizza cutter2
#12Dinsey's radar dish1
#29Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog1
#72Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate5
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#17Drapes-You-Regally1
#30Dreadsylvanian seed pod11
🥈Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie11
#4Drunkula's bell1
#23Drunkula's cape1
#13Drunkula's silky pants2
#4Drunkula's wineglass2
#13Dungeon Fist gauntlet1
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#6Ellsbury's journal4
#13Ellsbury's skull5
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#517Ent cider11
#162FDKOL commendation4,515
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#272FDKOL hotcakes11
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#4Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#30Folder Holder1
#53Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit1
🥇French slippers1
#84Frosty's arm1
#31Frosty's carrot3
#29Frosty's frosty mug75
#16Frosty's iceball1
#26Frosty's nailbat3
#17Frosty's old silk hat4
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#62Frown Exerciser1
🥈Fuzzby1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#92Galapagosian Cuisses10
#34GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card1
#90Garter of the Turtle Poacher10
#38Gauntlets of the Blood Moon12
🥈General Assembly Module3
🥇Ginsu™1
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#15Glass Balls of the Goblin King80
#31God Lobster Egg1
#4Goggles of Loathing1
#14Golden Kokomo Resort Chip1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#12Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog1
#17Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog1
#11Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)1
#53Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob14
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#11Great Wolf's beastly trousers1
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#7Great Wolf's lice1
#11Great Wolf's right paw2
#5Great Wolf's rocket launcher1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#110Greaves of the Murk Lord4
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#10Gygaxian Libram1
🥈HOA citation pad2
#7HOA regulation book1
#7HOA zombie eyes1
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
#304Haunted Sorority House staff guide11
#70Heimandatz's heart15
#27Helm of the Scream Emperor15
#8Helps-You-Sleep1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#12Hodgman's almanac3
#231Hodgman's blanket6
#20Hodgman's bow tie4
#22Hodgman's cane2
#8Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#8Hodgman's imaginary hamster1
#39Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times2
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#64Hodgman's lucky sock1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#50Hodgman's porkpie hat2
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#24Hodgman's whackin' stick1
#11Horsery contract1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Instant Karma425
#64Iron Beta of Industry149
#150Jack-in-the-box34
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#34January's Garbage Tote (unopened)1
#5Jeans of Loathing1
#181Jocko Homo's head9
#10Jodhpurs of Violence2
#60Juju Mojo Mask1
#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#5KoL Con 13 snowglobe1
#35KoLHS Pep Squad Box1
#88Krakrox's Loincloth10
#30Kramco Industries packing carton1
🥈Krampus Horn1
🥈LARP membership card1
#14LOV Entrance Pass3
#19LT&T telegraph office deed1
🥇LWA ring1
#21La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez35
#254Lars the Cyberian2
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#19Lederhosen of the Night35
#18Lens of Hatred1
#6Lens of Violence2
#92Libram of BRICKOs1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#112Libram of Love Songs1
#43Libram of Pulled Taffy1
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#29Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab1
#47Loathing Legion knife1
🥈Loathing Legion moondial1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
#32Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#44March hat1
#45Martialest Arts trophy1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#28Mayor Ghost's cloak1
#14Mayor Ghost's gavel1
#23Mayor Ghost's khakis1
🥉Mayor Ghost's sash2
#4Mayor Ghost's scissors1
#28Mayor Ghost's toupee1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
🥇Meatcleaver1
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
🥇Mer-kin darkbook787
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#4Merc Core challenge coin1
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#33Microplushie: Hipsterine31
#133Mini-Crimbot crate1
#65Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#202Mob Penguin cellular phone111
#50Moping Artistic Goth Kid1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#23Mr. Eh?1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#92My First Art of War7
#41My Own Pen Pal kit1
#314NPZR chemistry set11
#53Neverending Party invitation envelope1
#16New-You Club Membership Form1
#54Newman's Own Trousers14
#105Nickel Gamma of Frugality61
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#24Ol' Scratch's ol' britches3
#32Ol' Scratch's salad fork62
#26Ol' Scratch's stove door2
#25Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat3
#8Oopsie IPA1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#92Orange Star of Sacrifice20
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
#165Order of the Silver Wossname4
#15Oscus's dumpster waders4
#26Oscus's flypaper pants2
#34Oscus's garbage can lid2
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#25Oscus's pelt3
#22Pack of Every Card1
#57Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster26
#5Pantaloons of Hatred3
#26Pantsgiving1
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
🥈Pigsticker of Violence7
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#40PirateRealm membership packet1
#26Pocket Meteor Guide1
#56Pocket Square of Loathing3
#27Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them1
#131Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu14
#175Prelude of Precision1
#7Protects-Your-Junk1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#7Quiets-Your-Steps1
#5Radio Free Baseball Cap1
#5Radio Free Foil1
🥉Radio Free Pants1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#36Ralph IX cognac5
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#208Red Pill2
#175Red Rover BB gun22
#439Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#47Saccharine Maple pendant2
#124Safari Jack's moustache10
#4Scepter of Loathing1
#50Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince1
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#28School of Hard Knocks Diploma1
#649Schrödinger's thermos11
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#30Shield of Icy Fate14
#11Sister Accessory1
🥈Skipper's accordion1
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#70Small Medium1
#20Snow Suit1
#42SongBoom™ BoomBox Box1
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#17Source terminal1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#10Space Trip safety headphones1
#15Spacegate access badge1
#5Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne2
#7Spelunker of Fortune (used)1
🥇Spelunker's fedora1
🥇Spelunker's khakis1
🥇Spelunker's whip1
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
🥈Stabonic scroll1
🥈Staff of Simmering Hatred13
#21Staff of the Black Kettle5
🥇Staff of the Roaring Hearth1
#5Staff of the Scummy Sink1
#24Staff of the Soupbone9
#35Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron2
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#72Star Spawn2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#51Sword of Dark Omens9
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#63Sword of the Brouhaha Prince1
#247Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#4Tales of Dread1
🥈Tales of the Word Realms3
#30Talisman of Baio1
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#684The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#24The Confiscator's Grimoire1
#42The Cooler Out of Space59
#67The Emperor's new hat1
#65The Emperor's new pants1
#82The Emperor's new shirt1
#10The Legendary Beat7
#26The Mariachi's guitar case36
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#4The Necbromancer's Shorts4
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#34The Necbronomicon5
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#10The Nuge's favorite crossbow1
🥈The Sagittarian's leisure pants1
#38The Smith's Tome1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#14The Sword in the Steak1
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#6Third Eye1
#11Three Mile Island shorts1
#28Thunkula's drinking cap1
#397Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette10
#58Thwaitgold ant statuette10
#70Thwaitgold bee statuette13
#38Thwaitgold bookworm statuette11
#44Thwaitgold butterfly statuette10
#40Thwaitgold cockroach statuette8
#210Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette16
#87Thwaitgold firefly statuette17
#307Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette8
#79Thwaitgold maggot statuette20
#21Thwaitgold moth statuette10
#17Thwaitgold nit statuette6
#11Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette12
#257Thwaitgold spider statuette11
#113Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette25
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#85Thwaitgold woollybear statuette8
#574Tiki lighter1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#15Tome of Rad Libs1
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#109Tome of Sugar Shummoning1
#69Travoltan trousers1
🥉Treads of Loathing1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
🥇Truthsayer1
#147Twelve Night Energy1
#13UV monocular7
#110Ultrasoldier Serum11
#33Unagnimated Gnome1
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#35Uncle Hobo's belt1
#23Uncle Hobo's epic beard1
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#16Uncle Hobo's highest bough2
#26Uncle Hobo's stocking cap1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#10Underworld flail1
#40Underworld sapling1
#12Underworld truncheon1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#21Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate1
#10Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg1
#11Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword1
#4Unkillable Skeleton's shield2
#25Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards1
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#10Uovo Marcio Shiraz1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#110Volartta's bellbottoms9
🥈Voluminous Radio Hat1
🥉Voluminous Radio Pants1
🥉Voluminous Radio Sneakers1
#32Wand of Oscus3
#19Warms-Your-Tush1
#4White Dragon Fang1
#9Witchess Set1
#191Workytime Tea11
#27Wrecked Generator11
#13X-32-F snowman crate1
#11Xiblaxian stealth cowl1
#12Xiblaxian stealth trousers1
#11Xiblaxian stealth vest1
#113Yakisoba's hat10
#124Yellow Moon of Compassion19
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈Zombo's empty eye3
#51Zombo's grievous greaves2
#61Zombo's shield2
#25Zombo's shoulder blade2
#23Zombo's skull ring2
#23Zombo's skullcap3
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#48a cute angel1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#188adorable seal larva11
#39adventurer clone egg1
#4aerated diving helmet236
#10airplane charter: Conspiracy Island1
#16airplane charter: Dinseylandfill1
#37airplane charter: Spring Break Beach1
#14airplane charter: That 70s Volcano1
#14airplane charter: The Glaciest1
🥇all-year sucker1
#395ammonite fossil11
#45ancient hot dog wrapper1
#507ancient unspeakable fruitcake11
#32angst burger390
#117anniversary gift box10
#737antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#626antique bottle opener1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#933antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#58around the world85
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#769aspirin1
#82astral badger1
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#45baby bark scorpion1
#28baby camelCalf1
#75baby cuddlefish3
#132bad penguin egg1
#46badass belt324
#326bag of bones5
#30bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts1
#202baggie of powdered sugar132
#12bakelite backpack1
#9bakelite badge1
🥈bakelite belt2
#12bakelite bowl1
#15bakelite breeches1
#14bakelite brooch1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#98ballast turtle7
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#40barrelhead1
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1035bath ball gift set3
#334batskin belt1
#518battered Crimbo Crate20
#28battered old top-hat1
🥇battoo kit1
#21beautiful rainbow11
#690beholed bedsheet1
#392belemnite fossil11
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#44bewitching boots1
#26big bumboozer marble1
#51bindle of joy2
#73bindlestocking25
#35bitter bowtie1
🥇black forest ham179,211
#132black lotus1
#41black snowcone66
#137blank diary1
#324blind-packed capsule toy11
#478blob-shaped Crimbo cookie14
#557blood flower11
#125blue glowstick12
#253blue plastic baby1
🥈blue ribbon1
#181blueberry-frosted king cake8
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#301bone aperitif1
#393bone chips35
#277bone meal1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#528bottle of Blank-Out11
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#17bottle of lovebug pheromones1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#179bottle of single-barrel whiskey6
#71bottle-rocket crossbow1
#191bottled day1
#95bottled green pixie1
#33bottoms of the barrel1
#37bounty-hunting helmet1
#31bounty-hunting pants1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#24bow11
#141bow staff1
#7bowl of Tastee-Wheet™10
#40bowl of fishysoisse14
#12bowl of petunias1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#27box o' ghosts1
#20box of Gratitude chocolates3
#47box of bear arms1
#6256box of sunshine3
#28brain preservation fluid8
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#42brazen bracelet1
#928brine11
#128briny vinegar1
#62broken cellular phone111
#447brown plastic baby1
#85bubble-wrap simulator11
#6bugbear detector8
#358bunch of bananas11
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#54cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar11
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#234can of Binarrrca45
#44can of Rain-Doh1
#156can of V-113
#71can of depilatory cream2
#545can of fake snow1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#23can-you-dig-it?8
#2090candy cane11
#110candy cornucopia1
#703candy kneecapping stick4
#1852candy knuckles1
#298candy stake18
#958canteen of wine19
🥈carbonite visor1
#14card sleeve1
#16caustic slime nodule25
#120cement sandals7
#76chainsaw chain11
#5chamoisole12
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#579cheap plastic bottle opener11
#26cheap toaster49
#38chest barrel1
#67chicle de salchicha1
#25chocolate cigar43
#25chocolate puppy1
#169chocolate-frosted king cake12
#774chunk of depleted Grimacite11
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#61class five ecto-larva1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#188clockwork key10
#31coarse hemp socks1
#219collection of tiny spooky objects8
#52cologne of contempt11
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#9comfy blanket2
#91container of Spooky Putty1
🥉control crystal1
#49corked genie bottle1
#90corned-beef Reuben46
#6corroded breeches1
#5corrosive cowl1
#529corrupted data11
#4cosmic bucket1
#99cotton candy cocoon1
#16crazy bastard sword2
🥉crimbo elfling1
#113crotchety pants1
#27crumpled felt fedora1
#4crushed steamer trunk1
#11crystalline seal eye2
#43crystallized memory5
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#8cursed ring finger ring1
#41cylindrical mold111
#64damp old wallet1
#58dandy lion cub1
#65das boot2
🥈deactivated RoboGoose1
#32deactivated nanobots1
#32dead guy's memento1
#12dead guy's piece of double-sided tape4
#30deanimated reanimator's coffin1
🥇decanter of fine Scotch1,772
#15deck of lewd playing cards1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#16defective Game Grid token1
#9deflated inflatable dodecapede1
#1796delicious salad1
#56delicious star salad2
#40depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#240depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick2
#59depleted uranium seal figurine10
#80designer handbag26
#13detective school application1
🥇detour shield1
#1174dill11
#17disconnected intergnat1
#192disturbing fanfic1,111
#46do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#80double-ice box1
#104double-ice britches1
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#402zombie pineal gland11

Wow, that's 283,507 items total!

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