| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #31 | 5-hour acrimony | 351 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #190 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 36 |
| 🥉 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 2 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #17 | Adventurer bobblehead | 8 |
| 🥉 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 2,282 |
| #25 | Alice's Army Dervish | 11 |
| #32 | Alice's Army Martyr | 11 |
| #34 | Alice's Army Sniper | 11 |
| #25 | Alice's Army booster box | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #81 | Angelhair Culottes | 10 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #116 | Argarggagarg's fang | 11 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #241 | BURT | 120 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #83 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 10 |
| #9 | Barney's rake | 19 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #5 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 366 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #35 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #96 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #22 | Black Bart's Booty | 1 |
| #107 | Bling of the New Wave | 9 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #112 | Bonerdagon necklace | 73 |
| #33 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 12 |
| #97 | Boss Bat bling | 32 |
| #10 | Boss Bat britches | 301 |
| #34 | Boxing Day care package | 1 |
| 🥉 | Brand of Violence | 6 |
| #95 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 20 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #10 | Brimstone Boxers | 3 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | Brimstone Brooch | 3 |
| #8 | Brimstone Bunker | 3 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #19 | Build-a-City Gingerbread kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #684 | CRIMBCO scrip | 195 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #26 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 4 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #14 | Chester's bag of candy | 5 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #106 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #97 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 9 |
| #38 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 11 |
| #12 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 192 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #42 | Cosmic Calorie | 1,702 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #117 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 41 |
| #113 | Crimbo Credit | 111 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo sapling | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #670 | Crimbuck | 1,414 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #12 | Dear Past Self Package | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #6 | Dinsey's brain | 2 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #4 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 2 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #72 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #30 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 11 |
| 🥈 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 11 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| #5 | Drunkula's wineglass | 2 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #6 | Ellsbury's journal | 4 |
| #13 | Ellsbury's skull | 5 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #162 | FDKOL commendation | 4,515 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #272 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #54 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #29 | Frosty's frosty mug | 75 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #27 | Frosty's nailbat | 3 |
| #17 | Frosty's old silk hat | 4 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #92 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 10 |
| #34 | GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card | 1 |
| #90 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 10 |
| #38 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 12 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #15 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 80 |
| #32 | God Lobster Egg | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #11 | Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #17 | Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog | 1 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #53 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 14 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #30 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #8 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #10 | Great Wolf's right paw | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #54 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #111 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 4 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #86 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #10 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| 🥈 | HOA citation pad | 2 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #305 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 11 |
| #70 | Heimandatz's heart | 15 |
| #28 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 15 |
| #7 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's almanac | 3 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #20 | Hodgman's bow tie | 4 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #11 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #22 | Instant Karma | 425 |
| #64 | Iron Beta of Industry | 149 |
| #151 | Jack-in-the-box | 34 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #182 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #10 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 2 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #5 | KoL Con 13 snowglobe | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #89 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 10 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #21 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 35 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #19 | Lederhosen of the Night | 35 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #6 | Lens of Violence | 2 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #48 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #47 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| 🥈 | Loathing Legion moondial | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #32 | Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #14 | Mayor Ghost's gavel | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 2 |
| #4 | Mayor Ghost's scissors | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin darkbook | 787 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #4 | Merc Core challenge coin | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #33 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 31 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #66 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #202 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 111 |
| #51 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #91 | My First Art of War | 7 |
| #42 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #314 | NPZR chemistry set | 11 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #16 | New-You Club Membership Form | 1 |
| #54 | Newman's Own Trousers | 14 |
| #105 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 61 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 62 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #92 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 20 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
| #15 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 4 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #22 | Pack of Every Card | 1 |
| #55 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 26 |
| #5 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 3 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pigsticker of Violence | 7 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #26 | Pocket Meteor Guide | 1 |
| #56 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #131 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 14 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #36 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #177 | Red Rover BB gun | 22 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #124 | Safari Jack's moustache | 10 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #61 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #650 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #31 | Shield of Icy Fate | 14 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #71 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #44 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #68 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #18 | Source terminal | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #15 | Spacegate access badge | 1 |
| #5 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #471 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 11 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 13 |
| #21 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 5 |
| 🥇 | Staff of the Roaring Hearth | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #24 | Staff of the Soupbone | 9 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #72 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #52 | Sword of Dark Omens | 9 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #25 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 1 |
| #42 | The Cooler Out of Space | 59 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #10 | The Legendary Beat | 7 |
| #26 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 36 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #4 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 4 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #34 | The Necbronomicon | 5 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #33 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #70 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 13 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 11 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 17 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 20 |
| #21 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 10 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 6 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 12 |
| #257 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 11 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #149 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #13 | UV monocular | 7 |
| #110 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 11 |
| #34 | Unagnimated Gnome | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #16 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #4 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 2 |
| #24 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #111 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 9 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Sneakers | 1 |
| #31 | Wand of Oscus | 3 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #191 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #27 | Wrecked Generator | 11 |
| #13 | X-32-F snowman crate | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #113 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #124 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 19 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | Zombo's empty eye | 3 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #23 | Zombo's skullcap | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #49 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #188 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #4 | aerated diving helmet | 236 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #16 | airplane charter: Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: That 70s Volcano | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #395 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #32 | angst burger | 390 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #58 | around the world | 85 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #27 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #75 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #47 | badass belt | 324 |
| #326 | bag of bones | 5 |
| #30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #202 | baggie of powdered sugar | 132 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | bakelite belt | 2 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #97 | ballast turtle | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #332 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #518 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #21 | beautiful rainbow | 11 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #392 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #51 | bindle of joy | 2 |
| #73 | bindlestocking | 25 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | black forest ham | 179,211 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #40 | black snowcone | 66 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #324 | blind-packed capsule toy | 11 |
| #477 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #125 | blue glowstick | 12 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #181 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #393 | bone chips | 35 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #528 | bottle of Blank-Out | 11 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #18 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #24 | bow | 11 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #7 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 10 |
| #40 | bowl of fishysoisse | 14 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #19 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #6255 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #28 | brain preservation fluid | 8 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #128 | briny vinegar | 1 |
| #62 | broken cellular phone | 111 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #85 | bubble-wrap simulator | 11 |
| #6 | bugbear detector | 8 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #54 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #234 | can of Binarrrca | 45 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #155 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #71 | can of depilatory cream | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #23 | can-you-dig-it? | 8 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #298 | candy stake | 18 |
| #958 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #14 | card sleeve | 1 |
| #16 | caustic slime nodule | 25 |
| #120 | cement sandals | 7 |
| #76 | chainsaw chain | 11 |
| #5 | chamoisole | 12 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #26 | cheap toaster | 49 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #66 | chicle de salchicha | 1 |
| #25 | chocolate cigar | 43 |
| #25 | chocolate puppy | 1 |
| #169 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #219 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 8 |
| #52 | cologne of contempt | 11 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #49 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #89 | corned-beef Reuben | 46 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #529 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #4 | cosmic bucket | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #16 | crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #4 | crushed steamer trunk | 1 |
| #11 | crystalline seal eye | 2 |
| #43 | crystallized memory | 5 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #9 | cursed ring finger ring | 1 |
| #42 | cylindrical mold | 111 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #65 | das boot | 2 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #12 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 4 |
| #31 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| 🥇 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1,772 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #15 | defective Game Grid token | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #56 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #60 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 10 |
| #81 | designer handbag | 26 |
| #14 | detective school application | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1174 | dill | 11 |
| #17 | disconnected intergnat | 1 |
| #192 | disturbing fanfic | 1,111 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #29 | dreadful box | 1 |
| #35 | dream of a dog | 4 |
| #304 | drop of water-37 | 11 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #366 | dusty Crimbo crate | 31 |
| #5 | dwarvish war helmet | 90 |
| #27 | dwarvish war kilt | 2 |
| #27 | dwarvish war mattock | 2 |
| #9 | easter egg balloon | 340 |
| #1146 | eggnog | 11 |
| #16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #315 | electrical thingamabob | 11 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #343 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #381 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #52 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 24 |
| #169 | epic wad | 3 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #6 | eternal car battery | 83 |
| 🥉 | evil golden arch | 34,954 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| 🥇 | expensive cigar | 793 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #58 | extra-greasy slider | 49 |
| #18 | facsimile dictionary | 259 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #346 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #13 | fez of etymology | 38 |
| #44 | filthy lucre | 369 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #12 | flaming glowsticks | 79 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #631 | floaty sand | 11 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #29 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| 🥉 | foam commodore's hat | 2 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #9 | folder (KOLHS) | 3 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #111 | friendly cheez blob | 15 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #57 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 11 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #81 | funhouse mirror | 11 |
| #5 | fustulent seal grulch | 211 |
| #47 | fuzzy busby | 53 |
| #14 | fuzzy dice | 66 |
| #40 | fuzzy earmuffs | 66 |
| #59 | fuzzy montera | 45 |
| #1346 | ghost cucumber | 11 |
| #7 | ghost pencil | 14 |
| #141 | ghost trap | 11 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #14 | gift-a-pult | 17 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #305 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #54 | gloomy black mushroom | 102 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #92 | gold wedding ring | 115 |
| #8 | golden monkey statuette | 1 |
| #115 | golden twig | 2 |
| #92 | good brain | 555 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #835 | green beer | 11 |
| 🥈 | green eggnog | 179 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| 🥇 | green hamhock | 606 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #51 | grue egg | 268 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #11 | guy made of bee pollen | 180 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #85 | handful of confetti | 267 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #6 | hangman's hood | 1 |
| #7 | hardened slime belt | 10 |
| #5 | hardened slime hat | 11 |
| #7 | hardened slime pants | 14 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #14 | haunted doghouse | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #48 | heart of the volcano | 88 |
| #16 | heart-shaped crate | 1 |
| #442 | herringcello | 31 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #40 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #174 | hideous egg | 19 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #72 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #17 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #41 | honeypot | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #59 | hyperinflated seal lung | 11 |
| #7 | hypnodisk | 2 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #9 | iced-out bling | 81 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #80 | iron pasta spoon | 111 |
| #348 | irradiated candy cane | 11 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #51 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 62 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 2 |
| #74 | jar of squeeze | 10 |
| #631 | jar of swamp gas | 35 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #4 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #31 | kitten burglar | 1 |
| #147 | kneecapping stick | 111 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #22 | kobold treasure hoard | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #38 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #8 | li'l ghost costume | 6 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #10 | limburger biker boots | 81 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #98 | live wire | 7 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #28 | locked mumming trunk | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #376 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #74 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 3 |
| #15 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 3 |
| #170 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #18 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #223 | mafia aria | 111 |
| #18 | magic dragonfish fry | 4 |
| #419 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #29 | meat vortex | 2,222 |
| #21 | midget clownfish | 3 |
| #264 | mime soul fragment | 11 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #33 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #27 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #53 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| 🥈 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1,381 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #30 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #31 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #22 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 2 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #8 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 156 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #7 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 12 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #56 | nugget of Crimbonium | 111 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #82 | obnoxious riddle | 4 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #4 | optimal spreadsheet | 2 |
| #211 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 36 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #35 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #28 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #22 | packaged SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #31 | packet of orchid seeds | 5 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #23 | paperclip sproinger | 11 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #130 | passable elf mask | 20 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #104 | peanut brittle shield | 35 |
| #271 | penguin focaccia bread | 38 |
| #30 | penguin skin | 11,318 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #73 | petrified time | 5 |
| #637 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #7 | picky tweezers | 6 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #5 | pig-iron bracers | 28 |
| #6 | pig-iron helm | 18 |
| #4 | pig-iron shinguards | 36 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #229 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 2 |
| #9 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #242 | plastic ingot | 11 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| #105 | pocketwatch on a chain | 16 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #5 | porcelain pepper mill | 4 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| 🥈 | porcelain police baton | 5 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #35 | pork elf goodies sack | 148 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #22 | potted tea tree | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #33 | powdered toad horn | 11 |
| #81 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥈 | present | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #454 | quantum taco | 21 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #113 | raffle prize box | 3 |
| #108 | really dense meat stack | 42 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #122 | red-and-green sweater | 24 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #97 | rockfish stomach | 7 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #44 | sandwich of the gods | 32 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #139 | scroll of pasta summoning | 111 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #8 | secret from the future | 76 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | shamanic ham | 9,218 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #84 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
| #16 | shrine to the Barrel god | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #46 | silver shotgun shell | 11 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| #219 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 8 |
| #33 | skull capacitor | 3 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #24 | skulldozer egg | 3 |
| #9 | sleeping piano cat | 1 |
| #129 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #90 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #42 | slimy alveolus | 47 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #8 | small slimy cyst | 45 |
| #30 | smiling rat | 12 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #66 | solid gold bowling ball | 211 |
| #12 | sorority girl's box | 4 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #14 | space planula | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #664 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #61 | spice melange | 5 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #638 | spooky bark | 11 |
| #468 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #662 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #64 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #585 | squirming egg sac | 11 |
| #25 | squirmy violent party snack | 4 |
| #11 | stainless steel scarf | 63 |
| #23 | stainless steel shillelagh | 34 |
| #18 | stainless steel skullcap | 28 |
| #16 | stainless steel slacks | 35 |
| #8 | stainless steel solitaire | 43 |
| #18 | stainless steel suspenders | 54 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #22 | still grill | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #150 | strange cube | 11 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #36 | stray chihuahua | 35 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 252 |
| #76 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #81 | support cummerbund | 111 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
| #14 | tarnished luggage key | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #19 | tempura air | 7 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #140 | throwing wrench | 16 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #88 | time's arrow | 8 |
| #35 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 41 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #53 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 13 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #8 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 6 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #5 | trench lighter | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #386 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #44 | tropical wrapping paper | 11 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| #14 | unpowered Robortender | 1 |
| #813 | unstable DNA | 55 |
| #220 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #314 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #12 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 248 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #346 | vinegar | 111 |
| #21 | voodoo snuff | 77 |
| #25 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #133 | wad of cotton | 21 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #77 | warbear officer requisition box | 11 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #240 | warbear requisition box | 11 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | water-polo cap | 224 |
| 🥉 | water-polo mitt | 206 |
| #52 | waterlogged crate | 5 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #6 | wax lips | 2 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #25 | wedge of gray cheese | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus hair | 175 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #32 | yeti fur | 13,542 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #6 | your own black heart | 1,176 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #20 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |