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| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbeau de toilette | 11 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #18 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 4 |
| #11 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 4 |
| #9 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6 | Knob Goblin visor | 81,633 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #37 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #21 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 2 |
| #26 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
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| #29 | Rock Garden Guide | 2 |
| #24 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 3 |
| 🥈 | Saucepanic | 1,041 |
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| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
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| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #56 | beaver punch (cherry) | 2 |
| #51 | beaver punch (papaya) | 2 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #31 | bottled Vampire Vintner | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #10 | boxed august scepter | 5 |
| #29 | boxed autumn-aton | 2 |
| #18 | closed-circuit phone system | 4 |
| #12 | combat lover's locket lockbox | 3 |
| #17 | cursed monkey glove | 5 |
| #37 | deed to Oliver's Place | 2 |
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| #26 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 2 |
| 🥇 | elemental sugarcube | 51,200 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| 🥇 | free-range mushroom | 1,206 |
| #21 | grey gosling | 2 |
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| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #30 | mint condition magnifying glass | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #70 | moosemeat pie | 2 |
| #27 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 2 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #37 | packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
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| #13 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
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| #12 | packaged backup camera | 2 |
| #33 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 2 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
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| #25 | packaged miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
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| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
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| #11 | power seed | 2 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #37 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 2 |
| #17 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 4 |
| #38 | silent A | 2 |
| #53 | silent B | 5 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #38 | silent F | 2 |
| #31 | silent G | 2 |
| #42 | silent H | 5 |
| #87 | silent I | 6 |
| #17 | silent J | 13 |
| #22 | silent K | 2 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #98 | silent M | 5 |
| #79 | silent O | 9 |
| #39 | silent P | 13 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #92 | silent X | 4 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #21 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 4 |
| #5 | stinky fannypack | 3 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #5 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 4 |
| #20 | unoccupied sheep suit | 2 |
| #11 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 4 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #32 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 3 |