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#451,970 carat gold64
#331952 Mickey Mantle card319
#637x37x37 puzzle cube1,113
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#20A Guide to Safari1
#62Alice's Army Alchemist27
#75Alice's Army Bowman10
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#30Alice's Army Foil Hammerman1
#31Alice's Army Foil Horseman1
#28Alice's Army Foil Lanceman1
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#11Alice's Army Foil Martyr1
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#21Alice's Army Foil Wallman4
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#52Alice's Army Halberder33
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#62Alice's Army Horseman11
#52Alice's Army Lanceman13
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#74Alice's Army Nurse23
#67Alice's Army Page23
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#109Alice's Army Sniper2
#61Alice's Army Spearsman27
#62Alice's Army Swordsman26
#71Alice's Army Wallman22
#25Alice's Army booster box1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#76Bag o' Tricks1
#13Bastille Battalion control rig crate2
#15Beach Comb Box2
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#4Boris's Helm (askew)1
#14Boxing Day care package2
#1743Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air1
#26Buddy Bjorn1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#39CSA discount card451
#30Carol of the Bulls6
#31Carol of the Hells6
#31Carol of the Thrills6
🥇Cheer-Up soda2,562
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#7Convincing People You Can See The Future5
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#16Crimbeau de toilette51
#1041Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
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#84Crimbo salad7
#18Crimbo tattoo kit6
#27Crimbolex watch5
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
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#51Crown of Thrones1
#26Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield1
🥇Deactivated MiniMechaElf1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
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#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#4FantasyRealm tattoo kit1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#14Flaskfull of Hollow2,730
#21Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form2
#30Folder Holder1
#30Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit2
#63Frown Exerciser1
#16Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#66GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine89
#24Gathered Meat-Clip8,705
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#31God Lobster Egg1
#47Good 'n' Quiet3
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#52Greatest American Pants1
🥉Green Manalishi9,388
#44Grimacite Bock1
#85Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#57Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin2
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#28How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying1
#14Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos2
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#396Instant Karma16
#9January's Garbage Tote (unopened)3
#17Jarlsberg's pan1
#44Jekyllin hide belt1
#22Juju Mojo Mask2
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#15KoLHS Pep Squad Box2
#12Kramco Industries packing carton2
#19LT&T telegraph office deed1
#17Lens of Hatred1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#43Li'l Businessman Kit8
#47Libram of Resolutions1
#19Lobos Mints68
#10Lolsipop184
#117Loudmouth Larry Lamprey542
#25Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them1
#31Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#14Mayor Ghost's gavel1
#14McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade384
#72Mer-kin thingpouch13
#109Microplushie: Bropane121
#76Microplushie: Dorkonide51
#108Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid53
#73Microplushie: Fauxnerditide34
#105Microplushie: Gothochondria94
#66Microplushie: Hippylase181
#73Microplushie: Hipsterine17
#102Microplushie: Hobomosome70
#79Microplushie: Otakulone188
#76Microplushie: Raverdrine100
#85Microplushie: Sororitrate127
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#6Mr. Haggis1,054
#34Ms. Accessory1
#41My Own Pen Pal kit1
🥈Mysterious Black Box1,231
🥉Mysterious Blue Box1,086
#5Mysterious Green Box1,272
🥈Mysterious Red Box1,927
#53Neverending Party invitation envelope1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#4Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1,199
#311Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III2
#212Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV3
#218Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V3
#252Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI2
#14Nuclear Blastball258
#64Okee-Dokee soda13
#50Order of the Green Thumb Order Form1
🥇Pack of Alice's Army Cards4,415
#14Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards2
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
#26Pantsgiving1
#36Penultimate Fantasy chest1,930
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#15PirateRealm membership packet2
🥉Poké-Gro fertilizer1,216
#9Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them3
#5Pokëmann band-aid1,297
#30Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip30
#26Pokëmann figurine: Duck25
#31Pokëmann figurine: Frank12
#30Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump23
#54Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking17
#27Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan27
#38Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap28
#46Pokëmann figurine: Moog10
#41Pokëmann figurine: Nothing18
#37Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu30
#38Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth12
#28Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf33
#34Pokëmann figurine: Twitter29
#30Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite33
#35Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth28
#175Prelude of Precision1
#6Prunets966
#13ROM of Optimality1
#112Ralph IX cognac2
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#6Silly Little Love Song6
#4Single Alice's Army Foil54
#57Skully's hot chocolate2
#24SongBoomâ„¢ BoomBox Box2
#17Spelunker's Guild prize sack1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#627Summer Nights2
#91Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword2
#29Swizzler871
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#8Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro2,821
#6Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita4,343
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#6Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco6,164
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#30Talisman of Baio1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#402The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones3
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#16The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 17
#15The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 27
#19The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 37
#19The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 47
#16The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 57
#19The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 67
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#38The Smith's Tome1
#6They'll Love You In Rhinestones3
#5Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag1,196
#32Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts1
#504Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette8
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1041Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#935Travels with Jerry1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#50Ultra Mega Sour Ball1
#65Ultracolorâ„¢ shirt8
#34Uncle Buck4
#464Uncle Romulus2
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#53Van der Graaf helmet6
#10Volcoino930
#4White Dragon Fang1
#21Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher1,849
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#16[glitch season reward name]1
#48a cute angel1
#13actual reality goggles505
#4airblaster gun1,318
#14airplane charter: That 70s Volcano1
#14airplane charter: The Glaciest1
#14ancient vinyl coin purse3,015
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#348anniversary gift box8
#13antique Canadian lantern14
#13antique beer44
#81baby chest mimic1
#11backwoods banjo1
#26balanced antler5
#264bark rootbeer4
🥈basaltamander buckler2
#8beavermouth1,083
#135beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#105black and white cracker4
🥈black forest ham103,026
#72black gold12
#12black mana136
#16black pension check1,780
#12black picnic basket1,013
#11black shield1,060
#107black-and-blue light573
#75blank diary2
🥉blind-packed capsule toy8,717
#35blind-packed die-cast metal toy390
#21blue mana142
#114blue plasma ball551
#16bottle of Crimbognac51
#72bottle-rocket crossbow1
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
🥈box of Pokëmann band-aids1,582
#47box of bear arms1
#2576box of sunshine40
#173bread line5
#51breakfast miracle8
#4brown paper bag mask4,112
🥉brown paper pants3,971
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#19bubblegum heart321
🥉bucket of wine2,946
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#45cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar12
#11carrot nose1,042
#115cheap studded belt509
#128cheer extractor1
#7cheer-o-gram316
#11cheerful Crimbo sweater14
#9cheerful antler hat14
#10cheerful pajama pants14
🥈chocolate "Phoenix"354
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#4cigarette lighter17,550
#21circle drum1
#31coarse hemp socks1
🥈confusing LED clock3,538
#108correction fluid11
#489crystalline cheer6
#18cubic zirconia394
#13cuckoo clock1
#13deanimated reanimator's coffin2
#13decomposed boot721
#68deed to Oliver's Place1
#25depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#18depleted Grimacite gravy boat2
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#22depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#31depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#67disassembled clover1,988
#46do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit1
#18dollar-sign bag756
#20drum machine923
#298duct tape135
#26duct tape wallet254
🥈eagle's milk9,403
#13eaves droppers108
#16eldritch hat1
#13eldritch pants1
#45electric crutch7
#62electronic dulcimer pants1
#32elf ploughshare1
#20elven tambourine1
#44enchanted fire extinguisher1
#157executive mime flask7
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#14fancy black tie1
#14fancy tophat1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#17fat wallet820
🥈festive warbear bank1
#39fire axe1
#4fire of unknown origin6,939
#6fish juice box238
#9flaming pink shirt1
#103flavored foot massage oil556
🥈fleetwood chain9,010
#108foam dart535
🥈fossilized necklace1
#17frost flower96
#78giant clay ashtray6
🥇gift card832
#7gnoll lips2,797
🥉green face paint1
#12green mana144
#16grilled mooseflank170
🥉haggis socks1,657
#9haggis-infused soap1,088
#32haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis237
#150haiku katana1
#26half of a gold tooth714
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#1463handful of confetti26
#15heart cozy125
🥇home robotics kit3,775
#231hot egg1
#8hot watered rum11,002
#5huge bowl of candy443
#32huge gold coin750
#98hushed puppy4
#6imaginary lemon411
#13internet point20
#16iron chain1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#8jar of psychoses (Jick)15
#22jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)2
#25jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)3
#27jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)3
#29jar of psychoses (The Old Man)2
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#30jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)2
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#31kitten burglar1
#16latte lovers club card2
#4lava balaclava2
#8lavalarva1
#12leather bookmark738
#124less-than-three-shaped box2
#24little red book1
#28locked mumming trunk1
#32lost key157
#18lump of Brituminous coal2,716
#5lynyrd musk8,787
#4lynyrd snare6,768
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#69mafia middle finger ring1
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#25mafia wedding ring1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#484magical pony: Pearjack2
#646magical pony: Rosey Cake1
#651magical pony: Shutterfly1
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
🥉magicberry tablets1,554
#28magnetic sculpture kit114
#28massive gemstone323
#211meatsmithing guide1
#13mime army camouflage kit13
#71mime army challenge coin1
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#8mime army insignia (psychological warfare)2
#14mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)2
#7mime army insignia (sanitation)2
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#28mime army superserum5
#205mime army wine1
#40mime eraser25
#73mime pocket probe1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
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#31miming corduroys3
#42miming gloves2
#22miming shirt4
#11mineapple218
#16mint condition Lil' Doctorâ„¢ bag2
#83monster pants5
#9mooseflank850
#178muffled muffuletta3
#12muskox-skin cap11
#25nasty-smelling moss1
#33navel ring of navel gazing1
#42nega-mushroom47
#14newborn kobold1
#5nothingtini67
#41nuclear stockpile1
#7offensive moustache1
#41old coin purse812
#41old leather wallet783
#19old school calculator watch344
#147oldcake3
#4one pill10,895
#51one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano1
#44one-day ticket to The Glaciest1
#6orange candy heart20,193
#84orange leather lanyard6
🥈over-the-shoulder Folder Holder1
#80overloaded micro-reactor54
#13paint bomb243
#8papaya36,495
🥇papaya sling7,640
#4papaya slung6,144
🥈papaya taco5,900
#12personal graffiti kit136
#99personal massager399
#124personalized coffee mug580
#7petit 4.196
#30pile of gold coins849
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#125pin-stripe slacks1
#19pine cone1
🥇pink slime12,113
#73pitted sheet metal56
#24pixel coin248
#19pixellated moneybag395
#59plain brown wrapper22
#14plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe1
#16plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook1
#15plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat1
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#14plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#16plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt1
#13plastic bazooka7
#5plus one476
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#16plush alien hamsterpus1
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#16plush ferrelf1
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#12plush mutated alielf1
#8pocket wish2,252
#10poker face paint88
#23pompadour'd puppy1
🥉popular tart3,094
#13portable dam7
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#12pottery shield2
#43pottery training pants1
#64pottery yo-yo1
#155primitive candy cane3
#32pristine walrus tusk4
#7psychoanalytic jar477
#230quantum taco103
#402radio button candy2
#10raffle prize box49
#108red ale6
#29red armband1
🥉red face paint1
#13red mana113
#28reindeer hammer1
#25reindeer sickle1
#8resolution: be feistier7,317
#6resolution: be happier4,891
#4resolution: be kinder1,006
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🥇resolution: be sexier203,940
🥇resolution: be smarter204,402
🥇resolution: be stronger207,408
#4resolution: be wealthier4,759
#45reusable shopping bag1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#5roll of meat153
#129rubber band gun1
#18rune-strewn spoon cocoon2
#67runny fermented egg4
#23shiny stones807
#36shock belt8
#16shrine to the Barrel god1
#172shushed potatoes3
#69silent A1
#53silent B5
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
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#64silent G1
#4silent H87
#8silent I67
#28silent J10
#46silent K1
#59silent L4
🥇silent M4,152
#69silent N1
🥉silent O202
#68silent P9
#87silent Q1
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#65silent T1
🥉silent U38
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#13silent X62
#18silent Y7
#76silent Z2
🥇silent nightlight1
#67skull capacitor1
#34solid gold jewel108
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#94sparking robo-battery51
#85spice melange3
#8stale Cheer-E-Os220
#12stale cheer wine219
#99stick-on eyebrow piercing576
#81sticky gloves4
#14stolen meatpouch1,430
#95stress ball5
#58suspicious stocking1
#171sweet mochi ball11
🥉sweet roll Alabama11,420
#134sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar4
#9sweetened reindeer fat71
#468tattered paper crown2
#9thick walrus blubber982
#5tiny bomb1,041
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#496tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer4
#507tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory4
#492tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer4
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#753tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer2
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#417tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer5
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#743tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer2
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#397tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign5
#619tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer3
#114tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg4
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#390tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
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#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
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#409tiny die-cast middle-management elf5
#402tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf5
#113tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg4
#614tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#414tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf17
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#16tiny plastic Abuela's cottage1
#27tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear127
#21tiny plastic Armory1
#756tiny plastic Axe Wound10
#18tiny plastic Bar1
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#21tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type84
#20tiny plastic Beebee King83
#443tiny plastic Beelzebozo10
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#598tiny plastic Black Knight12
#344tiny plastic Bonerdagon12
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#661tiny plastic Boss Bat7
#21tiny plastic Bugbear Captain41
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#18tiny plastic Cafe1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#20tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter122
#47tiny plastic Cheshire bat236
#6tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢26
#18tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel81
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#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#27tiny plastic Crimbo elf223
#23tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer228
#31tiny plastic Crimbo wreath50
#51tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva2
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#48tiny plastic Crimborgatron2
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
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#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#20tiny plastic Factory1
#14tiny plastic Father McGruber139
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#210tiny plastic G Imp28
#21tiny plastic GORM-810
#54tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej2
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#432tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser16
#1256tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester6
#24tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist130
#269tiny plastic Hellion23
#435tiny plastic Iiti Kitty16
#472tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker2
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#17tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.10
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#816tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter9
#833tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl9
#448tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist16
#298tiny plastic Knott Yeti22
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#20tiny plastic Lord Flameface40
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#8tiny plastic MechaElf27
#47tiny plastic Mer-kin baker1
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#22tiny plastic Norville Rogers126
#1447tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy5
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#376tiny plastic Protagonist18
#19tiny plastic Queen Bee69
#17tiny plastic Rene C. Corman54
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#25tiny plastic Scott the Miner117
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#13tiny plastic Sneaky Pete2
#1215tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#538tiny plastic Spunky Princess13
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#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#569tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski8
#226tiny plastic The Man17
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#18tiny plastic Toybot12
#364tiny plastic Trouser Snake19
#33tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo55
#78tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku4
#17tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer80
#548tiny plastic XXX pr0n13
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#35tiny plastic accordion thief61
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#953tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll2
#230tiny plastic angry bugbear28
#62tiny plastic angry goat233
#31tiny plastic angry space marine113
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#423tiny plastic anime smiley16
#11tiny plastic animelf18
#583tiny plastic apathetic lizardman12
#289tiny plastic astronomer22
#58tiny plastic baby gravy fairy222
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#60tiny plastic barrrnacle213
#24tiny plastic batbugbear124
#643tiny plastic beanbat11
#22tiny plastic bee swarm124
#24tiny plastic beebee gunners129
#21tiny plastic beebee queue144
#33tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar56
#9tiny plastic black ops bugbear634
#23tiny plastic blazing bat134
#57tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball213
#345tiny plastic blooper19
#500tiny plastic brainsweeper14
#273tiny plastic briefcase bat22
#27tiny plastic bugaboo105
#23tiny plastic buzzerker120
#21tiny plastic cavebugbear153
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#49tiny plastic cocoabo255
#51tiny plastic coffee pixie223
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#318tiny plastic conservationist hippy13
#1487tiny plastic cubist bull5
#1059tiny plastic demoninja7
#52tiny plastic disco bandit56
#52tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"1
#318tiny plastic drunk goat21
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#468tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus15
#946tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#22tiny plastic fire servant66
#287tiny plastic fluffy bunny22
#18tiny plastic four-shadowed mime3
#717tiny plastic fruit golem10
#55tiny plastic fuzzy dice240
#62tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick212
#64tiny plastic ghuol whelp203
#714tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers10
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#324tiny plastic golden gundam1
#678tiny plastic goth giant11
#54tiny plastic grue240
#487tiny plastic handsome mariachi14
#32tiny plastic hermit56
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#71tiny plastic howling balloon monkey204
#22tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear118
#59tiny plastic killer bee222
#808tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box9
#67tiny plastic leprechaun195
#56tiny plastic levitating potato236
#442tiny plastic lobsterfrogman15
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#23tiny plastic moneybee131
#54tiny plastic mosquito222
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#24tiny plastic mumblebee119
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#392tiny plastic ninja snowman18
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#36tiny plastic pastamancer59
#18tiny plastic peacannon77
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#60tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime216
#36tiny plastic sauceror75
#952tiny plastic scary clown8
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#35tiny plastic seal clubber61
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#266tiny plastic senile lihc24
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#250tiny plastic smarmy pirate26
#18tiny plastic spiderbugbear91
#1214tiny plastic spiny skelelton6
#59tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton221
#308tiny plastic spooky vampire21
#54tiny plastic stab bat233
#54tiny plastic star starfish209
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#29tiny plastic sweet nutcracker200
#380tiny plastic taco cat18
#101tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf3
#18tiny plastic the Free Man78
#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#54tiny plastic turtle tamer49
#244tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni26
#23tiny plastic warbear10
#15tiny plastic warbear fortress12
#342tiny plastic warwelf19
#1045tiny plastic whitesnake7
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#590tiny plastic zmobie12
#89traditional Crimbo cookie10
#84transparent nog4
#21twinkly wad117,926
#191unfinished fruitcake2
#41unoccupied sheep suit1
#24valuable coin164
#20vampyric cloake pattern2
#4viral video665
#15voter registration form2
#188warbear LP-ROM burner1
#15warbear accoutrements chunk257
#186warbear auto-anvil1
#15warbear badge11
#57warbear battery37
#72warbear bearserker mead9
#10warbear bearserker potion122
#131warbear beeping telegram10
#68warbear blizzard mead10
#39warbear breakfast machine assembler12
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#7warbear dress bracers2
#16warbear dress greaves1
#13warbear dress helmet1
#25warbear drone assembler16
#42warbear drone codes1
#36warbear empathy chip13
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#196warbear exhaust manifold1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#78warbear feasting bread10
#77warbear feasting mead10
#210warbear foil hat1
#49warbear gyro10
#270warbear gyrocopter3
#14warbear helm fragment257
#192warbear high-efficiency still1
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#82warbear hoverbelt piecepart14
#168warbear induction oven1
#5warbear jackhammer drill press14
#199warbear laser beacon1
#40warbear liquid lasers5
#86warbear liquid overcoat26
#105warbear metalworking primer10
#6warbear officer requisition box155
#198warbear oil pan1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#87warbear rejuvenation potion1
#8warbear requisition box343
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#125warbear sequential gaiety distribution system10
🥈warbear soda machine1
#31warbear soda machine assembler14
#88warbear superpotion1
#37warbear thermoregulator bread17
#14warbear trouser fragment257
#114warbear wardance potion16
#48warbear warrior bread10
#59warbear whosit4,048
#11warehouse key84
#24wax lips1
#112white candy heart407
#18white mana101
#9willyweed288
#84wrapped candy cane sword cane1
🥇yellow candy heart403,399
#7yule gruel11,003
#28yule pup5

Wow, that's 1,623,297 items total!

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